#general-chat
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this was humare class 8th whatsapp group ka naam💀
Mast tha yar wo
you have sm shit to watch post exams its crazy
Mujhe
😭😭😭😭
Bro I swear LOK
Even starwars
@proven cave doggy wya 
Bc naach rhe h to get famous like dope
Starwars
shake it up karo

Better call saul

hahhaha
Koi ucl ni dekhra kya
daman and diu me kya hal chal hai?
Mast h windy chal rha aur ek 2 saal ki bacchi ka grape ho hya toh thoda protest chalre
hmm
talk to u later
ok sir
@old jay football ka katleaam ho raha aaj

yo
football hum sharminda hai tere katil abhi jinda hai
naukari lagte hi nitro bhi aagya
wow yr techkid

Sabhi arsenal ko hate karte hai kya iss duniya mein
kaam hi aese hai
hi guyzz i am new here, hope u all r safe and sound...
Bhaag jaa yaha se isse pehle koi tujhe gandi gandi gaali naa de
not allowed here i think so
Tu abhi aaya, tujhe kuch nhi pata
Oh acha aesa
Pavazha malli
@prisma marsh 
Hi anny
Bruh
Aree yoda
?
Bhaii. Mai lucifer
Ahh toh
Bhul gya 
Yes
cutu
soyi nahi abhi tak?
Khaao maa qasam
Hii, am new here guys! 
Guys NGL meri chuddi lag gyi 😭😭

Bahut hassi Aari tumhe 😠
Koi hai?
@clever sorrel hi
Hhi
hlow
Good morning pineapple 🍍 looking very good very nice!!!
sher uth gya
+1
🤕 nhi krti m to ab
You not gareeb yar

subhe subhe uthte hi karan aujla sunne lag jata hu 😭
did you poop?
kya kara aab?
yad ni teri chuchi pakad k ganne k juice ki machine se juice nikal dia tha
no baby 💋
hn yaad h
abey
nsta
tune chootad reel jo bheji h
m sirf teri reel dekti hu ngl
ajkl bs
bina pyaaz lassan ka kaise kha leti h
baki m koi reel ni dekti
insta
gandu
nasta to kabka krlia
hahahaha
so sweet
humesha fresh rehna chiye
Doing
Wby
close upp ki trah

hahahahaha
done
tuje pta h m coaching jati thi usse phle brush krke jati thi
🤣 meri dost n muje btaya tha
Yayyy
kehti thi m brush krti hu coaching se phle
brush toh sb karte hain
smol smol tips lena bhut jroori h
coachign se phle ?
sham ko
m to subeh aur rat krti hu bs
meri dost
🤣
acha
bhai meri dost ki ek story btati hu
usne chammach dali thi
cancel plan 
ma chuda
sun to
ohh
vo btati h chammach dalo
ok
bol
gend ki buri haal hoga
🤣😭

fr me to 50km m tapak gyi thi
lol

muje bad m rashes b hue the
are sch kehra h vo
tera gand ki baat nhi kr raha
bethe bethe ajeeb hojata bum
Yeh clg wale gend laal krayege meri
are me expeirenced hu chup
Subhe 4 bje se nikla hoo
toh tera gand lal ho gaya?
abhi kaha h
50km gadi chalai thi mne gan tap gyi ajeeb si
aur badme rashes hogye
bethe bethe
chootado ki waat lgjayegi bitch
acha photo nhi bheja tune gand ka
dekh kr reh waha se koi bhi aa sakta h thappad maarne
ohhooo
hug kr mujhe
but i hate v kut
12 bje se pehle bharuch pahuchna hai
abey subeh kyu ni krta
dem gujrat

gale mil mere se
acha ok pr tere chuche side krle

chuchiya chuchia raata de rata de vich tu
woh toh theek h tu apne chuchiya ko ek saat bech mein la do
gan maraye to lakho paye
amma bhen pe aa jaunga
hahahahaha
🫶🏻🖕🏻
leke russia ke muh p bandane billo
abey tu dhandha nyoliwala sunta
bhk
🤕 hot lgta banda
😂
kyu bc
ohh
Not possible
kisssieee do pehle
hn m to bina gym k b sunleti
😵💫 athoo
Sukh me dukh
ohh

bhaiyooo mein chalti h ye dekho @ancient orbit 💋
meri fan following badh gyi h mere jo ghar k pas wale court m khelti hu to log cheers krte h apni balcony se
fr
wah bete
mujhe bhi send kr
Show proof
kya
Of how you play
mne use boldia vo kafi h

nhi vo mattr ni krta vo log cheer boys hai mere
Acha
ik that ab mne 2000 se 100 krdie insta p

are meri buiding k bhaiya log aur baki kuch aise hi larke varke h
kyu
Aur aloooo
hi bhai
Badiya hai
usk gham m
Kya haal hai
hn free k cheer boys yay
ohhhooo
ek dam sex sux bhai tu bata
aj mne deka usn muje unfolllow krdia h
kyuki 5-6 din phle to mne reel bheji thi
Unko kuch khila pila dena yar
aj forward ni hopari thi teri reel
Mera bhi sax sux
hn chalta h
ohnooo usse chod de

chor to dia
badhiya
reel hi to bheji thi
chor nhi chod de
toy le aur gend mein khusa de
abse patle kamzor bando se setting krungi
tera toy
haan joh tune diya tha
ohno ok
😝
usme ek jhaat ka baal bhi h andar tera h kya?
chore reckless muh m bandane billo
hoskta h
vo mard hi kya jiski jhant na ho
tera baal h usme
lavdi
to m mard hui
kidar ghusa kar di
oh ohk
show me
vo sb chord me ab kya karu
👍 👍
ek bandi miljae bs
chl bye
bye
❤️
So gyaa tha

athe jindgi aisi hi chale
it was a busy dayyy😭
hey!

Ohh
Aisa kya hua
heyooo
ptaa nhi bc dinn kahan chalaa gaya 😭
college mein he gaya vaise toh
but still
Same
Poore din room mai hi pada reh gya

Exams kbse tere?
ek iss month ek next month
pre uni then uni

kaise ho?
badhiya aap sunaao
Maharashtra
near nagpur

kya hua?
Boom shaka laka
Morning
Pta nhi
yess
good morning
ok
Kuch aur bi sun lia kar
status dekh
Helloooo
Hii
Pohoch gyaa 

Lostt ??
You watch porn
That's fake 🤥
Ik
I said sometimes. Do you?
Claim krhe the dsp thee koiii 😭
Link chahiye hoga
Then
Then he said we are going home to tell this to your parents i said achaa bring coke and chipss
Diet coke*
And blue lays?
Merepe ni aaye kabhi
Badhiya
Coke eww ....<<<< Diet fanta
Blink it ka order hi likha dega ye
Was it truly scam or
Scam
That's fake u can check on youtube
Asking 14k i said i can give you 10rs for this much efforts

😼
Did they tell you this shit isn't sounding funny
Who's faizan
Yes it wass i mean i dont even remember when i last watched it
Cmmon let him/her have fun
Ohh what kind of personality
How's me
Does he talk too much?
Oh is he funny?
Wot that's lucky having someone like you
jii

die then
I want to die by my own
KR$NA drops lage occasion!
lol bro
Purane sun abhi wale m flow same lgta h
First tell ur age
No Cap or I Guess?
I can't sorry
Kesa mera desh
No mic chlega?

Hu
Joota Japani?
what's VC for then?
yahi chat karo
I m out

Fir tume likhna pdega
Bruh, Hola Amigo or Khatta Flow?
engineering ki itne lengthy papers/exams likhe hai ...
None
Abey bad or worst m bad ko choose krega na
🙄
everyone die like this only
Not by nature
Yes
No
Real gato

hummus chicken salad
I study
Protein
I am 3rd year 

Ending
Exams in June
Uni in Sept

Github is a myth

You are not wrong about that too
If Wishes Could Kill
job miljaega usse?
Nahi placement metrics me marks bad jayenge
Fir uske basis pe marks milenge
Hi oath
Congrats, you’d be the first in modern world to die of a toenail injury
Oats u r engg too ?
No i did engineering cs for 1 year the switched to mbbs 
Don’t be, you’ll be found in depths of wikipedia
step 1 :- be stupid

Nice crow bro
Why are you here, its not 12 am
A bit obese but nice
Thanks c(b)row
Brow
Kya ho gaya meri billudi ko
Not your time to be drunk

mothers day gift?
Saas bhi kabhi bahu thi
Hi kavs
Oathwa
Shatru
Shatrughn
Foxuwu
I like shakuni
Youngest sibling of Ram
Ek billi 2 fox aur ek doggy
Dolphin joined
Make a venn diagram coz some foxes are cats
And some are crows
Wakey wakey hogya
😭
Kar di na incels wali baate
Cumm in vc
hi niks
Bore hora
whats up
How u doin
anything for you mother
goood good officing only
wow yar
Wow
would die for a break 💔

ab mere under ek full time hire hai
Mar jayegi to break kaise enjoy krogi
Bht jldi ho gya 
hahahahah
Abhi 
mothers day gift
Soch rha khana kha kr sojau
Wo milunga tab dunga na 
Damn
aswin
So hi jaa
ya
Idhar too mst weather h
Hi kavish

Yess
feels nice to have hires and interns
@wraith jetty 
Mast gussa nikalo unpe
kya gussa
wo mujhe coke khareed dete hai
Yayy
Are wah
What's thw name of your boss ?
mai kaam ke time pe kaam karungi
bruh'
+1
Aaj Maine iron krte huye apna hath jala liya
Khudko jala leta
Left wala
why
Aise hi , yaar
hire me momy
maine to tum sabko job offer diya tha
ab karliye dher saare hire
Bicep pe kaise
too bad
Kabhi interview nahi liya par
Iron rkh kr so gya hoga
Shirt palat rha tha , ekdum se lag gya
Iron sux
cv bhi to qualify karni chahiye

Shirt palta toh bicep pe kaise laga

Lekin jab Dettol dala uspe to maja aagya
Itna crazy cv tha

Kuch to hua jisse lag gya
Abhi to aur update hogya cv mera 
wow sikhai
sikhao
dikhao

Jo skill nahi aate wou bhi Daal diya hoga
@dawn panther RIP

Chup bsdk
Soon


Hi
hi
hi

Hi bhaiya
Hi billi bhaiya aapne potty krli ?
Hi
Hi
Bhulaa dena muzeeee
@long pumice kithe gyi 
Aee alwidaaa tujheee
yes 
Nice yaar khana khaya ?
Khalo phir se maal jama ho jayega

Nahi 
khalo yrr

yess
Kya. Be
kya
nomoskar
Jay bongllaaa
@north palm wht u doin qt
Ashwini kumari
👇kartik
ass win
nai mujhe masti karni hai
hii
hie beta
aj ki treat kaha hai ?

Hi daddy ..
konsi treat
hiee
6 may hai, aj
toh
Scuba scubaaaa ...🫱
toh, aur konsa reason chahiye

ek chocolate to banti hai
qr bhej dukan jaake
chup bkl
ji bilkul
@maiden fjord me tujhe yeh msg latrin jaane se pehle ki karra hu
whi dub ja
wapis mat aiyo
@maiden fjord me yeh msg tuje Susu krne ke baad bhej rha hu haath dhoke

I am js a fckboy

Aaj tere bhai ne 112 km bike chalayi
4bje se nikla thaa ab jaake aayahu
@maiden fjord ek baat bolu mene tab haath nhi dhoye the

Abhi dhoye
khatta kha lo

O mere raznaa jara bartan to maajhnaa
@agile summit all the best
Yeh saari ladkiyo ke samne gydboy bnta
Spelling galat hai

Aryan
Cleavage to @north palm ka hai
Ek min shakkar papa ko kyaa bolra yeh
nvm
Nikal aayi na hawas
@maiden fjord ik what kind of man you are
Bholi bhali bachiyo ke fasata hain mithi mithi baate bol kr
I can confirm thats not true
Mai bheju ?
thanks 
Hello gaizzz
srimp vc when ?
After 8th
Exam h gand phat raha
ok, celo tape blink it krta. ap padhai kro
💃🏻💣
Oyee @hexed cape kya update fir?

" Chuttad me bomb daalke ghaghra phaad dunga "
Yahi bolna chahrhe hona
Nahi apki gand me bomb dalke lat mar dungi 🧘🏻♀️
Hee hee hee
Acha
Acha


Acha
Attention maang rh h
🙄
Yele
Hi ashwin
Billie Jean is not my lovaaa
🥾🥾
Mere andar se Michael Jackson ni nikal rh
😉

Billie jean is billie's jean hee hee hee 👞
Oye ye joota kese mila

M boot daal rh rh
Hi yr
Hi yr
Ameer kese Bane yrr
ap to cool ho yr
Gand marale to cool h to woh
🧘🏻♀️thank you 🧊
accha lond
💔 emoji pe kya react karun
Yaar gaand mt maaro yaar 
Autopsies dekhe 
Ye dekho iska tag
Mai taxi driver re-watch kar rh
Yr sorry yr
g mara
Inhe ijjat lena dena sikhao koi 🙏
idc, u ignore. friendship end
faaah
tharki
8 ke baad ap hi sikha dena
Hi yr
Hahahaha hasi aagyi
Shori yr krozzie par gaand mat maraya kar par beech m
koi na bkl
Chal ab nikal

muje 😭
Haa
😭 mne kya kiya'
Chutiya nikla tu
Chal ab taxi driver dekhne jara bye
see ya
deki ni thi tune?
Exam kai liya padla
Thalle
Warna taxi driver hi banega
axa dekle
How fucked up can it possibly be
is gc mai koi gurugram ki girlie hai kya 😨
na padhai hori na movie dekhta hai fir kar kya rha
Par isme voh wale scene ni h par Netflix wali h 😢😢😢 maza aega?
Bhai Mai hoon r e t a r d
Bjp
hein mtlb
Censored 😈
Tch tch apka exist karna sai Kitna bada impact aya malloom hai 
Seggssuggs
Butter fly effect
wo wale scene ni hai par netflix wali hai ka kya mtlb hai par
movie achi hai
Abey bhosdike to mar jaun kya

Positive impact bola vai
btw maro to tervi mai bula lena
shax
Hmm
Muje yaad h starting m theatre m th voh ek scene h na k e d
😅
Ek to har movie mai aaj kal sax sux dala important hai warna Kartik jasi audience nahi aygi
han bss voi hai
dirty picture dekre the
Mene kitni baar bola h terese mere sath baat kia kare to joke mat kia kar
sai kere
Haa vhi
@north palm 😡 mere swol ka jwab de
rae to hi bhi nhi bolegi
Mai only marvel hoon yrr
Paise bhi jodna start kardiye h
Spider ke liye

Nhi pata ggn wali ledis se dur rhta hu mai
achaok
gand ka gurugram bana dungi tera

Noida kesa sheher h
ameer hai to busy rhega
varna bekar hai
han
better than gurugram
Thankyou! 👐
kb hai waise ?
11th se
Muja vi dekhna hai
marvel rivals khelta hai ?
@agile summit mujhe lumbosacral plexus padha do
Ya kesi fetish hai 
Game bhi nhi khelta mai akele only brawl sometimes
bhai tu karta kya hai din bhar dc pai hi rehta hai kya ?
Nahi dc par bhi nhi rehta utna ab
He Said thanks
Achcha. But then hua kya tha? Usne hi liya tha na?
Draw sometimes
Read a lot a book a day sometimes
Nhi ek gana 200 baar sunta hoon
ya to mai vi karta hun vai
Oh nice

Ayeen ?
Jese kuch hua mere to voh m kisi ko bataunga voh krta hoon
Nhi bass kuch topic p baat
Achaa smaj gya wo wanna get a bestie to share things but bestie hi nai hai 
And he pfp wala bacha kitna acha hai
Nahi i don't want any bestie
I m happy alone
ya to acha hai fir gf ?
Koi need ni
Thodi thodi 😔
Iser, niser ki tyari?
Autocorrect hai baka
mai kya kiya
Tag kia
Dekh vai movie dekh
ispe tabse movie ni dekhi gyi
Abey ye tag kiye jaa rhe h sab
Ek aur aagya bcc
hi
arre re
bkl 5 min phela tag kiya
reply bhi kra rhe honge tera hath pakad ke
5 min mai movie dekhlega
hi guys
5 min phela hi tag kar tha or vo bhi ya gc par hi tha
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