general-chat

[glass leaf]

Bheem ki maa Zendaya

[mortal atlas]

tun tun mousi if she goes to gym

[glass leaf]

Raju better caul saul nii lgta ??

[worthy ingot]

Harry potter aur uski maa ka

[glass leaf]

Aur kaliya Dwayne rock

[mortal atlas]

bilkul nhi

[worthy ingot]

Harry puttar and prisoner of Afghanistan

[maiden fjord]

Boujee ne Loki ki sbji khai hai

[prime zinc]

Me to suggest me some more time with my friends and family and friends are you 💓 namaste 🙏🏻 namaste 🙏🏻 namaste I 🙏🏻 namaste I am currently working on the wall and the massive to the refrigerator double

[maiden fjord]

Ashwin also wants loki

[mortal atlas]

kab khayi bhai mere liye nhi bacchi kya ??

[maiden fjord]

With rayta

[prime zinc]

I want a female loki

[maiden fjord]

Bachii ki baatein to sirf Ashwin bhai kr skte

[mortal atlas]

kon hai ashwin bhai

[prime zinc]

Madharchod

[mortal atlas]

bade famous aadmi lgte hai

[prime zinc]

@prisma sequoia

Ye

[maiden fjord]

Ye neck less pfp wala

[mortal atlas]

kaha se ho ashwin bhai

[maiden fjord]

Ass win

[ivory pilot]

teri backchodi kab ban hoyegi?

[prime zinc]

@flint dagger potti pls chusko eedini🤷‍♂️

[maiden fjord]

Translate 🤓

[prime zinc]

Ussi se pooch

[maiden fjord]

Usko kya pareshan krna

[prime zinc]

[quartz aurora]

Armpit shave karne ke baad kitna khula khula lagta he

[mortal atlas]

kahi bhi shave kro eisa hi lgta hai 🙂‍↔️

[thorny crane]

@uncut prism

[outer gale]

Bol

[uncut prism]

eyebrow shave krke dekho (note, I said eyebrow, ek hi krna)

[mortal atlas]

loopwhole mat nikalo bhai

[uncut prism]

wtf

loophole hota hai

[mortal atlas]

glt type ho gya bhai sry yrr😭😭

[uncut prism]

ye btao

ye right me VIP me calm, vahi rapper h ?

[frozen dew]

😼 billi jean mera ni lovaaaa

[thin moss]

[oblique notch]

@arctic kelp hey

[gloomy lance]

[topaz drift]

Le moot diya tere ms planner pe

Ab chaat te rehna

[proper meteor]

Wah bhai aisi kya harkat kr di thi

[jolly wyvern]

aree maa chudi padi haii

[proper meteor]

Kya hua bol toh

[jolly wyvern]

kuch nhii just acccept the friend request that's it

[proper meteor]

[gusty narwhal]

aajjaaao

[cinder thistle]

@upper bough cheenti ki jhaant ke kankad

[upper bough]

[cinder thistle]

@fading sonnet

[upper bough]

[fading sonnet]

you

[cinder thistle]

yeh toh ded hai

[charred lance]

[upper bough]

Yeh messiah ka "M" mcd wala kyu lag rha

[fading sonnet]

ded h re

[upper bough]

Pheeenooo bhaiyaaa

[charred lance]

dedpool

[cinder thistle]

zeno bhai aagye

[upper bough]

Yeh lo 🌹

[charred lance]

sup guys

[fading sonnet]

mcd ka mtlb madarchod hota haina

jeno bhaiya

[upper bough]

MacDolund

[charred lance]

messiah b same hi hua

no diff

[cinder thistle]

ek din danish bhai bolte JMD ka mtlb jaa na madarchod hota

[charred lance]

messiah hi mcd hai

[cinder thistle]

[fading sonnet]

jmd ka mtlb

[upper bough]

Bc, idhar dusra react dekhkrr laga, maya aagyi

[fading sonnet]

jai mata di

hota h

😭

alakh daddy bolte the

jmd jai mata di ko

[cinder thistle]

tum dono ko dare deta hu

[upper bough]

[cinder thistle]

saare purane log dhundhke tag karo

[upper bough]

Uh

kon kon the

@arctic kelp

@wanton hull

@meri purani 5 IDs

[fading sonnet]

🤣

regular ka banned alt

bsdk

[cinder thistle]

[upper bough]

@panda toffee dekkrr bhi unban nii hua

[fading sonnet]

mai krra tha woh joke

😭

[cinder thistle]

messiah karde aaj toh tag

[fading sonnet]

mai ghost ping krne wala tha use

[cinder thistle]

darr mat

[fading sonnet]

but rehene de

[cinder thistle]

[upper bough]

Arrey bhosdi

Tag hi hogya 😭

[fading sonnet]

😭

[cinder thistle]

[fading sonnet]

madarchod bhai

[upper bough]

Aur kon kon hai 😭😭

[fading sonnet]

😭

mera net ni chlra

ahh

[cinder thistle]

rishi bhai ni hai idhr

[upper bough]

@rishi yeh to the bc, kaha gye

[frozen dew]

#pictures

[upper bough]

@frank umbra

[frozen dew]

Thoda scroll krio

[outer gale]

Rondi gya

[indigo umbra]

[steady ocean]

[outer gale]

Mesaih exam kaisa gya bhai

[upper bough]

Sorry behen, galti se hua tag 😭

[upper bough]

Bhakk bsdk

[outer gale]

Ye dp 2nd yr chala gya na

[fading sonnet]

doosra rishi sir

[outer gale]

😭

Sori

[upper bough]

Arre yeh wala rissi nhi bhai

[cinder thistle]

Waaah kya scene hai

[steady ocean]

Ok

[upper bough]

Huff

[frozen dew]

😢💔

[upper bough]

Aur kon kon tha purane me

[frozen dew]

Risi wala risi

[fading sonnet]

madarchod regular

[cinder thistle]

bc maine kya kara

[fading sonnet]

tag dp ne kia tha

[upper bough]

Isko kyu gaali di 😭😭🤣

[fading sonnet]

madarchod dedpool

[cinder thistle]

haaa lode

[frozen dew]

BB

[upper bough]

[upper bough]

Abbey tujhe kisne bataya be? 😭😭

[outer gale]

+1

[cinder thistle]

gaali ka badla

[steady ocean]

What's wrong bhai

[nocturne acorn]

Pool

[frozen dew]

Like I didn't know

[cinder thistle]

sorry galti se hogya

[outer gale]

Knw

[frozen dew]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[outer gale]

Kartik

Exam

[frozen dew]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[steady ocean]

Jyada hi galtiyaan hori hai aaj toh

[outer gale]

How

[frozen dew]

Didnit knew

[outer gale]

Prepration

[frozen dew]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[north palm]

marwali gend

[frozen dew]

Okbye

[outer gale]

Not laude

[outer gale]

Abe

[regal lagoon]

[north palm]

didnt knew

[frozen dew]

😂😂😂🤣🤣

Itne confidence se bola bhai

[outer gale]

Wo neend me hu

[frozen dew]

Muje galt feel hogya

[outer gale]

Brush kr leta hu

[north palm]

ab to jana hi padega

[outer gale]

Bhuk lagi h

Kch khila de

[north palm]

same

[outer gale]

Saggy

[north palm]

kya khayega

[outer gale]

Naan or paneer

[upper bough]

Waah bille waah 🤣🤣

[north palm]

ok

kitne naan?

12-15?

[fading sonnet]

deadpool ki biwi ki billi maar lunga

[upper bough]

you didn't know that it's not didn't knew but didn't know
Don't yaa? 🤣🤣

[outer gale]

Lode ke baal

[outer gale]

1 onli

[north palm]

1 naan thik hai

[north palm]

uffo ye kuch to glitch aara gpay pe

[outer gale]

Tmkc

[north palm]

insufficient balance jaisa kuch aara hai idk

[outer gale]

💔

[frank umbra]

Yes

[frozen dew]

Muje lga tu hi bb h parso

[toxic wave]

@lusty mantle Chawal ke saath khata hoon daal
Cutie kya mai pakad loon tumhare gaal?

[prime zinc]

[topaz drift]

Jawline se hath na kat jaye

[topaz drift]

Suar ki lendi

[prime zinc]

Hi

[lusty mantle]

Excuse me?

[fading sonnet]

chawal ke saath khaata hu macchi
kyooti konse color ki pehni hai tumne kacchi

[lusty mantle]

Wtf is wrong with u bitchless morons

[toxic wave]

hello cutie

[prime zinc]

Shoyla jyada krre ye

[toxic wave]

😭😭😭😭

[fading sonnet]

abey

maine

[north palm]

doubly linked list mai agar constructor se hi reverse wala function daal de to aage jaake error kyu aata hai kabhi socha?

[fading sonnet]

shayla ko ni likha

[topaz drift]

[fading sonnet]

shayla

is my

old fren

[lusty mantle]

Kisi ko bhi kyu likhega koi bhi

[prime zinc]

[fading sonnet]

shayla

[lusty mantle]

Kaisa gaya exam sydney weenie

[fading sonnet]

waha aaja

[fading sonnet]

mt aao wahan

[topaz drift]

Kyuki constructor object banata hai, usko reversible fnc ni bana pata

[prime zinc]

[toxic wave]

Muhje bol rahe ?

[lusty mantle]

Dono

[north palm]

good job aao isi baat pe reverse krte hain LL ko

[lusty mantle]

Tuze kya hogaya

[toxic wave]

Mai toh aapka apna hu

[topaz drift]

Lesgoo

Cumm vc

Pvt dm

[prime zinc]

Dohre

[north palm]

bhai fr LL ni padha ja rha

[violet fiber]

Hijdon ki fauj

[north palm]

im so done

[topaz drift]

Siz leader of hizda fauz

[lusty mantle]

Dont talk to him kiddo

[topaz drift]

Mere se bhi

[north palm]

bc ek ques i tried for almost 2 hrs

[violet fiber]

Aao mere dono commanders

[topaz drift]

Isse acha 2 hr so leta

[topaz drift]

[lusty mantle]

Ohno ER go

[lusty mantle]

oopsie lol

[topaz drift]

Hi shayla billi ki mummy

[violet fiber]

Haw

[lusty mantle]

Hi nikhil billi ke mamu

[north palm]

sometimes i hate python's OOPm syntax

2nd try dena padega

[slim mesa]

Hi

[prime zinc]

[prime zinc]

Dusro ki mummy ko hi bolra

[lusty mantle]

Hi usse block

[topaz drift]

Kaise ho aap

[topaz drift]

Shit

[topaz drift]

Didi hai meri bhai bol sakta

[north palm]

[topaz drift]

Aja sath me solve krte

Tera solution me chhap dunga

[lusty mantle]

okay hu

[topaz drift]

Why not mast

[north palm]

abhi to theory kr rha prolly raat ko ghisunga tb aa

[lusty mantle]

Cause pdhai ni horhi

[topaz drift]

Done hai

[north palm]

neetcode se

[prime zinc]

[topaz drift]

Same

[prime zinc]

Leetcode

[topaz drift]

[lusty mantle]

Sitting since 2 hours

[prime zinc]

Leetcode pe shaadiyan fix hori aajkl

Tfff

[topaz drift]

Wow

[prime zinc]

[north palm]

uska roadmap dekha hai?

[topaz drift]

Mera bhi josh jaag gya padhne ka

[topaz drift]

Nahi abhi tak to nahi

[lusty mantle]

only sitting

[prime zinc]

[north palm]

topics ka orgyy krwa diya usne lmao

[topaz drift]

Study human anatomy, kaho to Ashwin ki dead body la du ?

[topaz drift]

[topaz drift]

Timeperiod kya h uska ?

3 months?

[north palm]

idk
waise bhi it doesnt matter

[topaz drift]

True

[north palm]

u can do same shit in 4 months

and people like me

do it in 8

built different type shi

[toxic wave]

Kaha ?

[topaz drift]

Mera to 12 me bhi na hi

Ho payega

[north palm]

hogya hoga tera to abtk

@mighty nova uth ja kitna soyegi

[prime zinc]

Le ja

[topaz drift]

Ml Dl kr rha abhi

[prime zinc]

Address leele

[north palm]

sahi hai

mai to give up krdia tha

shyd firse ghusu

jata hu

[topaz drift]

[dusty thunder]

yeh koi status update krta to notification kaise off krte

[prime zinc]

Discord ke noti bnd krde

[dusty thunder]

yeh kuch gandwe daily 25 status update krte

bc noti hi noti aati

[prime zinc]

[dusty thunder]

arrey specific krni hai

noti thodi band krni

[remote tulip]

Ashwin bkl

[edgy iris]

laaaand

[pure geyser]

😭😭😭

[north palm]

notifs ki setting se krde

[dusty thunder]

mil gyi in app setting

[edgy iris]

aajao LUN lo

LUD lo aao

[north palm]

gud

[lusty mantle]

first yr mai padh li uss bechare ko kyu tang kru ab

[lusty mantle]

colez

Yeh ashleel pfps rkhna allowed hai?

saggy stuff?

[topaz drift]

are experiment ke liye

[edgy iris]

saggier it is , the baggier the clothes

[lusty mantle]

dissection ke liye sure donate krdow

[toxic wave]

Itni garmi mai colez kyu jaa rahe ?

[lusty mantle]

cls padhai

[gaunt pulsar]

[ancient orbit]

Platonic bangalan

[lusty mantle]

@outer gale

@north palm imu

[toxic wave]

Kya padhti ho ? Mai padha du ?

[lusty mantle]

no thanks

[frozen dew]

🙄

[toxic wave]

[frozen dew]

😜

[rancid fractal]

[glass leaf]

[restive dagger]

Heyaaa bishes

[glass leaf]

Yo bish

[restive dagger]

Wspp

Fam

[glass leaf]

I m gud wbu

[restive dagger]

Not good

[glass leaf]

Why so

[restive dagger]

Flight got rescheduled

[glass leaf]

Omaahhgodd

How many hours

[restive dagger]

Issa long story

[restive dagger]

Days*

[glass leaf]

Wtfff

Indigo??

[maiden fjord]

Ok now there's mehak from canada

[restive dagger]

No spamming

[restive dagger]

Noo ws air canada

[restive dagger]

Do ik u

[maiden fjord]

Absolutely no

[glass leaf]

Canada ka air india

[restive dagger]

Then hdyk me

[restive dagger]

Iss wayy better

Trustttt

[north palm]

ok

[restive dagger]

Nice pfp

[maiden fjord]

Coz I know Ashwin

[north palm]

yoo thanks

[restive dagger]

Ohhh icic

[glass leaf]

Saggy tere under boob sweat hota kyaa

[restive dagger]

Asswins phren

[glass leaf]

[restive dagger]

Ew

[maiden fjord]

No phrens

[restive dagger]

Bsfs?

[glass leaf]

Genwin sawaal hai

[maiden fjord]

Eww

[restive dagger]

Behudaaaaa

[north palm]

No mai chaat leta hu

Jaise hi aata

Paseena

[glass leaf]

Now this is ewww

[restive dagger]

U guys r gross

[maiden fjord]

Pretty logical

[north palm]

Paseene mai kya ew

[maiden fjord]

Reply

[remote tulip]

mai bhi chatanga

[north palm]

Abhi ruko paseena ni aaya

[glass leaf]

Saggy ka dudh

[north palm]

Baad mai

[restive dagger]

Have to tolerate this chodbhangda for 20 more days

[remote tulip]

anxious krdu???

[north palm]

Cya hua yrr apco

[north palm]

Krdo

Muze reality checkup do

Fir paseena ayega

[restive dagger]

Scroll up

[maiden fjord]

After 20 days u become Chinese???

[glass leaf]

Risii ka dm aaytha

[restive dagger]

huh

[north palm]

Ouhh flight khrab hogyi aapki

[restive dagger]

Yeahh

[north palm]

Kya bola

[glass leaf]

Bola boujee biryani yaad rkhna

[remote tulip]

I heard CIA is getting very active catching cheese pizza collectors.....dur dur desho mei bhi arrestei krwa rhe hai

[north palm]

[restive dagger]

It ws my fault cuz my rents told me to remind em abb bus tix n i forgot so yea had to do it

[north palm]

Achha

Ok

[maiden fjord]

Hmm

[glass leaf]

Me india tour karra hoo

Tixx on book my show

[north palm]

Bore hogya Aaj to bhot

Kahi ghumne Jana padega

[restive dagger]

Komedian

[glass leaf]

18 may ahemdabad
2 june vizag
10 june mumbai
17 june shimla
1 aug delhi

[remote tulip]

mujhe kisike bagal ka pasina chatna hai

[pure geyser]

🤤🤤🤤🤤

[remote tulip]

@pure geyser is your bagal hairy???

[pure geyser]

Yes baby…aajao kall pe sarvice deta hun

[remote tulip]

ohoo baaby

meri nabi ki mitti kon khayega like karie

[wraith jetty]

[fallen moon]

Hi bhai kese ho

[frozen pebble]

hii

[wraith jetty]

[remote tulip]

@fallen moon teri ma ka ocean bahadu

?

[wraith jetty]

gudnyt

[pure geyser]

@frozen pebble tere baap ke balls juggle kardu?

[north palm]

I'm good sir hru

[remote tulip]

andha hai kya

[frozen pebble]

haan karde ... itna he shok haan toh

[north palm]

Kaavish my luv

[remote tulip]

freakpan is going to do something epic

[pure geyser]

Sahi hai….teri maa toh kisi aur chudne mein busy hai….toh tere baap ke chhote lund ko kaun bhaav dega…koi na….humari association join karle tere baap ke chhote lund ko horse fire tablet khila ke bada kardenge

[fallen moon]

Good as well aur kya kar raha hai bawee

Hi @wheat pike sir kese ho?

[remote tulip]

@wheat pike is goat

[hybrid tree]

Tbsm4l

[topaz drift]

@wheat pike is chutiya

[uncut prism]

is this rapper? or some1 else?

[topaz drift]

pata ni pr chutiya hai

[foggy spire]

very 'lively' general chat

nice

[tardy pumice]

Chudai

Good night

[dusty thunder]

ek billi ke 2 bache the ek ka naam " i love you" dusre ka naam " i hate you" tha , "i hate you" marr gya to batao konsa bacha bachgya? @north palm

[hoary robin]

[south wasp]

BFoX

[hoary robin]

[honest leaf]

bruh

[hoary robin]

hurb

[proper meteor]

Urbh

[north palm]

Mere andar ka bachha

[dusty thunder]

voh bhi marega

[hallow river]

Hello

[north palm]

Yes kal ICU mai tha

Aaj mar jayega

[glass leaf]

@wraith jetty Me tumhe yeh msg din me 3sri baari latrin krte hue bhej rha hoo

[north palm]

Boujee se bada koi fan ni mera

[glass leaf]

[glass leaf]

Kyaa hua bachcha kyu busy ho aap

[prime zinc]

[glass leaf]

Lust ki spelling galat hai

[prime zinc]

Koi na

Mai gawar hu

Lost ko lust smjh lunga

[old marlin]

Hello 👋

[gaunt wagon]

Yo

[upper bough]

Kn, yeh lo 🌹

[maiden fjord]

hi

[hybrid sorrel]

[outer gale]

[lusty mantle]

[outer gale]

my2

casio

[prime zinc]

G shock

[topaz drift]

Casio gshock

[prime zinc]

Casio g shock titan

[topaz drift]

BA110YK-3ASW

[outer gale]

[topaz drift]

Check kr ye wali

[prime zinc]

[mellow sage]

[outer gale]

145 dollar

mkc

[north palm]

Bc meri kismat kitni khrab hai

[outer gale]

kyu

[north palm]

Socha tha mast Mausam hai bike ride maarke aata hu
Bc barish hone lagi

[outer gale]

[north palm]

Raat ko jaunga ab

[outer gale]

idhar bhi mst ho rkha h

gym jaunga

[north palm]

Bc subah se dhoop hi thi

Jab Maine socha bahar nikla jaye

[outer gale]

[north palm]

[outer gale]

[north palm]

[north palm]

Bore hogya ladle mere se

Saale mote

[outer gale]

[north palm]

Abe kurkuri paad

[outer gale]

@dawn panther

[north palm]

Saanp ke chooche

[north palm]

Abe ye sach mai gya kya?

Number nhi kya iska?

[outer gale]

nhi

@frozen dew pe hoga

[prime zinc]

[brittle bane]

👀

[prime zinc]

No frnds

[frank umbra]

Thanks vau

[prime zinc]

Hye

Hi

[north palm]

Ruh (روح) is an Arabic term meaning "soul" or "spirit," representing the immaterial, divine essence given to humans.

Is it true?

[brittle bane]

meaning is true

[leaden sigil]

rishi ko wapis le aao 😔

[north palm]

Did u receive that Divine essence?

[brittle bane]

yes...but i gave it to humans so no i dont have any rn

[north palm]

But according to Islam
Divine word is beyond full human comprehension

So how can that essence be shared

[brittle bane]

dw i am a hindu

[north palm]

In Hinduism as well

Leave

Me go n eat toast now

[brittle bane]

💔

[maiden fjord]

[dusty thunder]

aryan ji yr aap sad emoji mat bhejo

[maiden fjord]

yr ab ap aise mat bolo

[dusty thunder]

ji baat to aesi hi hai

aap sad mat hoiye

[maiden fjord]

[drowsy sinew]

No frens

[old marlin]

dead chat?

[rancid coral]

Ded

[outer gale]

[north palm]

vc

[prime zinc]

[prime zinc]

rukja thode der mein happy dikhega treko

woh

[north palm]

aao na

ke tum hi to ho jeene ki wajah

[prime zinc]

chiii saggy

[north palm]

ke baithe baithe kar hi di subah

[prime zinc]

ye kaisi bhasha

[north palm]

na tu aaya na hi tera hai pata

hmmm hmmm

saahiba

mai lene aaya hu teri khabar

tu dekh le jo ab meri taraf

to ho khtm meri bhi ye saza

[prime zinc]

oye ye gemini ka student ambassdor ka koi idea hai @north palm @dusty thunder ?

[dusty thunder]

mat baniyo yeh campus ambassdor type cheez

chutiyap hai

[north palm]

faltu

[prime zinc]

acha

[north palm]

linkedin pe cool lgta bas

[prime zinc]

wahi dekh raha tha

[north palm]

bhaari word add ho jata

[prime zinc]

lekin woh title ka bhi kya hi fayda

[dusty thunder]

true

college amBHOSADor of google

[glass leaf]

How to crack internship at jp murugan !!!

[dusty thunder]

tere se bolenge ki gemini ka subscription kharidwa tere referral se

[prime zinc]

louda bhai

[glass leaf]

Linkdin is faltu bhai

[prime zinc]

free ka hi mst chlta hai

[glass leaf]

Gemini is faltu

[north palm]

🤣

[glass leaf]

Claude code use kro

Paisa wasool

[north palm]

bsdwale IIT ke fest ka ambhosdar banke linkedin pe lagate 🤣

[dusty thunder]

wahi bhai

[glass leaf]

Mene iit se internship course Kiya hai

[dusty thunder]

clg group me

[glass leaf]

Disaster management ka

[north palm]

good

[dusty thunder]

2-3 gandu to aese hote

[glass leaf]

[dusty thunder]

jo iit me fest hai

google form fill krdo

arre teri mkc

[prime zinc]

my brother did tooo he also did dual course at IIT-Madras

[glass leaf]

Iit fest me form fill krne se kuch nhi hota apne clg me fest organise krke dekho gaand fat jaayegi

[north palm]

mere yha to ek ne post kiya tha ki successfully attended the mood indigo fest one of the best fest loda lassan 🤣

[glass leaf]

Meri fati thi

3500 se jeb se daalne pde

[dusty thunder]

are to konsa tera baap ab chhati chodi krke jayega market me

ki meri aulad ne fest attend kr liya

[glass leaf]

Venue ki maa chod di thi kisine speaker ki maa chod di thi

[dusty thunder]

kisi singer ki lip sync sunke aaya hai

[glass leaf]

Saare dehati log aate clg me

Chiii

Ewww

Clg

[dusty thunder]

same

[dusty thunder]

humne try kra tha

hod ki maa chudli

[glass leaf]

Bsdi walo ne fanta khtm krdi thi 30 minute me

Itne bhookhe nange logg

[dusty thunder]

fir inhone fest organise kraya kya?? annual function hota na school me vohii same

[prime zinc]

😭

[dusty thunder]

fest bhi kya hi tha voh to

[dusty thunder]

🤣

[glass leaf]

Bc kursi yaa bhi Tod di 2-3

Mkl ne

Upr se venue mere dost ki pehchan Wale ka thaa

[topaz drift]

Hehe

[prime zinc]

bhai mere yaha ek clg hai GITAM bolke , bc raaes logon ka clg

[glass leaf]

Yeh freshers bkl bolre the breezers laaye hain gaadi me gaandu log bandar ka moot hota woh

[prime zinc]

udhr din ka ek fest hota hai

[glass leaf]

Chiii

Breezer kon pita hain aaj ke jamane me

[outer gale]

Gym

[glass leaf]

Tu gym me bhi mutthi maarta hoga

[topaz drift]

Chii

Ew

Yuck

[glass leaf]

Yeh freshers aur seniors ki mkb pehle to

[dusty thunder]

mera ek project gya tha udhr hackathon me

[prime zinc]

hein wow yaar ,

[glass leaf]

[dusty thunder]

@tiny night arre bc intern se job

congooo bitch

[glass leaf]

Dheeraj tu dev hain ??

[dusty thunder]

abhi khola linkedin

[prime zinc]

mamata di pagol ho gyi

[dusty thunder]

dev to @outer gale hai

mera naam to dheeraj hai

[prime zinc]

I will not resign from the Chief Minister’s post. I will not go to Lok Bhavan, nor will I submit my resignation letter to the Governor”

• Mamata Banerjee

[glass leaf]

Developer

[tiny night]

Thanks cutie

[glass leaf]

Governer can fire her

Cuz her tenure is ovr

[upper bough]

@balmy dagger

[glass leaf]

Dp

[upper bough]

boujee

[glass leaf]

Helu

[prime zinc]

hoga kuch bhi

[upper bough]

hola

[glass leaf]

Kese ho

[upper bough]

Badhia hu

[glass leaf]

Boht dino baad

[upper bough]

Aap batao

[glass leaf]

Yeh lo aapke liye 💐

[upper bough]

jaa rha hu firse...padhai krne

[dusty thunder]

arre bc

[upper bough]

Yeh lo aap bhi 🌹

[dusty thunder]

ab to party de hi skta

[dusty thunder]

chhote mote hai ji

[glass leaf]

Yeh assthick bharwa kidhar hai ??

[glass leaf]

[upper bough]

hoga kahi pe...padhai-likhai me vyastt

[glass leaf]

Kyaa pdh rha hai

Tu

[upper bough]

mai...end sems aarhe

To uska padh rha tha

[glass leaf]

Btech

??

[upper bough]

Ye

Yes

[glass leaf]

Achchaaw all the best

[hoary robin]

What do you need mortal?

[upper bough]

yoiss, jaata hu mai

[maiden fjord]

[upper bough]

thankuu

[tiny night]

Suree

[upper bough]

🌹 byee...

[maiden fjord]

oki bye

[tiny night]

🌹

[maiden fjord]

[upper bough]

Yeh lo 🌸

[tiny night]

Thanks cutu

[upper bough]

jaata hu mai....

[glass leaf]

@dawn panther sach me mar vurr gya kyaa

[hoary robin]

[maiden fjord]

pahado pe hoga

[hoary robin]

Pahado ke upar
Jungle ke paar

[glass leaf]

[hoary robin]

Dekho kon apne sheher aaya yaar

Ninja Hatori apne ghar aaya yaar

🥷

Badi badi aankhe aur muh hai chhota sa

[worthy ingot]

[hoary robin]

Seer pe hai topi aur gaal mota sa

Tezi ka iski nahi koi thikaana

[worthy ingot]

I read "muh me chota sa"

[golden ermine]

pta ni abi to nashe h

[hoary robin]

Kitna hai pakka dekho iska nishaana

[dusty thunder]

kitna lpa baby

[hoary robin]

You read what’s relevant to you

[glass leaf]

Surya ke munh me chota sa

[golden ermine]

will do yoga

[worthy ingot]

amrika ka dalal

[hoary robin]

Bangladesh chala ja

[glass leaf]

[hoary robin]

[prime zinc]

bc

[glass leaf]

Momta ban r jee

[worthy ingot]

Waha bhi bjp aa rahi hai agle saal

[hoary robin]

Yayyy

[dusty thunder]

pilate kroo?

[golden ermine]

tu sbko bs yhi puchta

kitna kamate ho

[hoary robin]

B J that Pee mf

[golden ermine]

pilate is a weak shit

do yoga

[dusty thunder]

puchna padta na market me kya hisaab chalra

[hoary robin]

Kya pilaate ho

[worthy ingot]

Didi ne resign karne se hi resign kar diya

[dusty thunder]

market ka knowledge jaruri

[glass leaf]

Yeh full stack developer ban skte kyaa 2026 me worth it hain kyaa ??

[worthy ingot]

Dhakke maar ke nikalna padega

[prime zinc]

hahah

[dusty thunder]

kyu, voh bhi acha haina

[prime zinc]

didi is so unpredictable

[golden ermine]

abey hisab apni aukat barbaar rkho log to croro b kama re

[dusty thunder]

worth it akele full stack to nahi hai

bohot kuch krna padega aapko literally

[hoary robin]

Didi will be on dharna against didi not resigning

[glass leaf]

I think governer can fire her cuz uska bkl ka tenure already over ho chuka ab

[dusty thunder]

aukat check bhi to hota hi hai udhr se, to <->

[worthy ingot]

Obv

[glass leaf]

Vibe coder ban jaathoo

[hoary robin]

Stalin the read chad

[worthy ingot]

She will be thrown out

[golden ermine]

\pta ni mera to

[dusty thunder]

chud jayega

[dusty thunder]

chalo kro yoga to kro, lachilapan lao body me

[golden ermine]

🤕 padhai kro fal ki icha hoto khreed k khalo

[glass leaf]

Printf " hello world "

[golden ermine]

kyuki sare fal sadhe h

[worthy ingot]

[glass leaf]

Claude code ka subscription hain mere pass

[hoary robin]

Good reminder. Aam khaane ka tem.

[golden ermine]

mereko khelna psnd h

[dusty thunder]

kyunki sab ache fal to india bahar export kr deta, khrab wale sale hote

[worthy ingot]

Gujarat me kab se aam hone laga be

[golden ermine]

haha is it

[dusty thunder]

to ek kaam kro mereko bhejdo voh to aap, aur mehnat kro

[dusty thunder]

dilo ke saath khelti

mind games bhi khelti kya

[golden ermine]

vhi to to
jo b chakho kuch fresh nayo milna

[glass leaf]

Hota hain mere hi khet me hain joki mere ghar ke piche hai

[hoary robin]

Kacchi, valsadi, talala kesar

We got plenty

[golden ermine]

physical gam

[dusty thunder]

yeh to aajkl relationship me bhi ho hi raha

[hoary robin]

Yes

[dusty thunder]

kitne pushups kr leti aap?

[worthy ingot]

Marathi variety sab

[golden ermine]

20 lgaleti me bs

[glass leaf]

Hafus alphanso mango

[hoary robin]

Aam bhi marathi hone lage kya

[dusty thunder]

fir to sahi hai

[hoary robin]

Mai socha Maharashtrian honge

[worthy ingot]

[hoary robin]

Sad day for alphanso

[worthy ingot]

Aam langda ho sakta hai chipkalichod nahi ho sakta?

[prime zinc]

pink lips pink lips

[glass leaf]

Alphanso mango marathi hai

??

[hoary robin]

Lula ho sakta hai kya

[dusty thunder]

aam aadmi aam kha para hai?

[hoary robin]

Aam bhi satana dharma follow karta hai

Ghar wapsi hoti hai aam ki

[glass leaf]

Mere ghar ek peti hai abhi

So nhi khaa paa rha hai

[dusty thunder]

fir to khao badiya

[hoary robin]

Kaccha aam is mulla

Paka hua is sanghi

[dusty thunder]

saare aam bahar se hi hare hote hai sabka rang andar se alag hi hota hai

[hoary robin]

Like you surya

[golden ermine]

hn m b yhi krti

[worthy ingot]

VHP

[dusty thunder]

ohlehh, isme bhi automation lagalo

[hoary robin]

Indian muslims

[hoary robin]

When is the muslim wing dropping

[golden ermine]

abey mera gym trainer bhut badtmeez tha m bolti thi bhaiya chordo
Aur to maanta nahi tha m bolti thi ab mera hogya

[worthy ingot]

Kispe bharosa kare?

1. Power cut pe
2. Csk ke bowlers pe
3. Desh ke musalmano pe

[distant pawn]

gym jana kai baad tshirt utarna mushkil kyu hota hai

[golden ermine]

abehy meri body fir kya show pieece k lie h

[hoary robin]

Mallus when BJP
Mallus when IUML

[dusty thunder]

wtf, bina context ke isko padhe to badda sus sound

[topaz drift]

Aadmi hu aurat se pyaar krta hu

[prime zinc]

ye dhruv rathee itna rundi rona kyu krta

[prime zinc]

aadmi se krta hai kya phir ?

[topaz drift]

Dhruv rathee ki mkc

[topaz drift]

Padhna ni aata lode ?

[golden ermine]

wtf
abey fir mne ek din bola use bhai mereko hora h bhut dard fir usne mera back se aisa stretch kia 2-3 din

[dusty thunder]

sab me automation aane wala hai

[golden ermine]

mne bola bye bye

[hoary robin]

Dhruv rathee is so cool

[distant pawn]

paisa insan ko rundi bna deta hai fir rundi rona to choti baat hai

[golden ermine]

hag b automation se lio

[prime zinc]

abey ofc aadmi aurat se hi pyaar krega , woh baat alg hai agr tu gay ya BI hai toh

[golden ermine]

nam kavi bate deko

[worthy ingot]

Bolta hai iran choked hormuz because it is 50km but india can't choke strait of melecca because it's 300km wide

[slim mesa]

[outer gale]

Ewww

[hoary robin]

Technically hagna is automation

[dusty thunder]

wtf

[prime zinc]

[hoary robin]

You can’t hag mechanically

[dusty thunder]

soon

[topaz drift]

[prime zinc]

rundi toh hai woh german rundi

[dusty thunder]

usme bhi ai aayega

[worthy ingot]

Behenchod iranian navy motor boat pe gun laga ke chalati hai, indian coastguard ke paas bhi attack helicopter hai

[distant pawn]

gheri baat hai yaar abb rundi ko prostitute bolka standard barjata hai to fir hogyaa

[golden ermine]

abey hn benco mne jana band krdia
merepe itna dard ni saha jata
mera boyfie pyar se bola koini babu ap mre sath krna ab

[maiden fjord]

[hoary robin]

Feeling proud Indian Coastguard

[worthy ingot]

1 s400 battery lag gayi andman me toh indonesia ki skies pura cover ho jayega

[golden ermine]

abey bemcho kuch b bolo baat to gandi h

teri soch b

[worthy ingot]

Brahmos to dur ki dur ki baat hai

[golden ermine]

custard hota h vo

[maiden fjord]

no r words

ok

[glass leaf]

@distant pawn yeh draft pura krne me help krde

[worthy ingot]

Ek taraf se chhed kar ke ships ko dhurv lathee ke gand me se niklega

[distant pawn]

avee scroll karo context dekho dont judge me mai to gali bhi nahi deta

[hoary robin]

No custard seeds vo jo tadke me daalte hai

[glass leaf]

Ek kush me duniyaa vash me ...
Ek kush me hoti duniya khrch meri
Ek kush me aati yaade uski ...
Uski yaado me pure mere kush
Ab zindagi bhi meri tiki ek kush me

Abhi bethe bethe socha

[golden ermine]

pta ni m to custrard khati hu fruit wala

[hoary robin]

Ek luv ek kush

[dusty thunder]

bachke hi raho, gym trainer saare laid hi hona chahte

[hoary robin]

One love one kush

[maiden fjord]

complete hogya to har bachi ko cp marega

[golden ermine]

dono sushh

[hoary robin]

[distant pawn]

fr hela sahi tha bb to bilkul hi bik gya

[hoary robin]

I seldom forget cp stands for copy pasta here

[woven swallow]

aww great, now we can move forward

[glass leaf]

Bhai mera material open source hota hai ...

[worthy ingot]

If tappu = tappuda in gujarati
What is luv = ?

[golden ermine]

are bc me phle activa se jati thi fir itna dard hone lga
ki auto se jane lggi

[glass leaf]

Luvlaa

[golden ermine]

let jati thi auto m bc maut ajati

[hoary robin]

Surya

[glass leaf]

Laviyaaa

Lavaadaaa

[maiden fjord]

to fir sab marenge

[prime zinc]

[distant pawn]

@golden ermineapki lifestyle itni healthy kyuu hai

[worthy ingot]

Nfox tera pet name kya hai

[maiden fjord]

rae hi

[worthy ingot]

Ghar pe kya bulate hai

[hoary robin]

I don’t have a pet

[dusty thunder]

kaha dard hora tha? jo betha hi ni jara tha

[glass leaf]

Kavi maadhar mera msg bhi pdh le

[maiden fjord]

pet fox

[hoary robin]

[golden ermine]

meri mummy bhut marti h agar 6 bje dinner nhi kia to
bs peetai hoti rehni chiye to disciplined rehti h lyfstyle

[worthy ingot]

Phir wahi baat aajaye ki aadmi jo gawar ho yo sada apni aadat se gawar ho

[hoary robin]

They don’t talk to me unless I do so no need for names

[distant pawn]

kab aya

[golden ermine]

abey sans foolti thi meri meko breakthing issues h baki mere hath pair taange maange sb dard krti thi

[distant pawn]

kha pai

[distant pawn]

achha ohh i din see sorry

[torpid snow]

freestyle karein hindi mei ham....raat ko khaaye bhindi hai hum

[distant pawn]

bhejdo dm pai

[maiden fjord]

kavi ignored boujee

[hoary robin]

Aadmi toh chutiya hai

[worthy ingot]

Yahi ummid thi

[golden ermine]

bye guys

[hoary robin]

isi pe duniya kaayam hai babygirl

[worthy ingot]

Ek baat batao

[glass leaf]

Sharing my 3 year old draft

[worthy ingot]

Gujarat ye sab mamlo me kuch zyada hi modran nahi ho raha?

[hoary robin]

Your 3 year can draft?

[worthy ingot]

Sala sab 40 ki umar me ek ko chhod ke dusri shadi kar rhe

[maiden fjord]

dusri shadi krna is good

[distant pawn]

nai vai i dont ignore anyone of any gender ideology and mindset...

[hoary robin]

Jab modiji kar sakte hai toh baaki gujjus kyu nai

[glass leaf]

Nhi hora too long

[worthy ingot]

But very unlikely among baniyas

[torpid snow]

koi naah

[worthy ingot]

Modiji wali dusre ke sath ghum rahi hai

[hoary robin]

Oh so you’re a baniya

[maiden fjord]

ya , canjoos hote wo thode se

[distant pawn]

fr but ya to achha hai

[worthy ingot]

Surya agarwal kaisa naam hoga hatt

Surya jain? Aakhtu

[distant pawn]

@glass leafbhejoo vai

[maiden fjord]

surya chabra

[hoary robin]

Don’t talk shit about my hg Jashodaben

[maiden fjord]

chabra sindhi hote na

[glass leaf]

Kho gyaa draft

[worthy ingot]

Hg? Hettorney general?

[glass leaf]

Delete hogya glti se

[hoary robin]

Wow so you hate baniyas, I know you were a casteist, thanks for confirming

[distant pawn]

avee thalle

[maiden fjord]

ashwin ko bol chota bacha hai, dhoond dega

[hoary robin]

H G Wells

[maiden fjord]

[kind quest]

[worthy ingot]

Mera college baniye ka mera firm baniye ka why would i hate baniya

[glass leaf]

I don't smoke ciggerate but i alwys have one in my mouth ..cuz ciggerate only harms u when they are lit

[maiden fjord]

ew

[glass leaf]

Deep shit

[maiden fjord]

idiology

lun deep4

[hoary robin]

Its like saying I know black people why would I be racist

[glass leaf]

Tereko smj nhi aayega aryan

[glass leaf]

Kavi kehna chahte hain ki ...koi vyakti kharab nhi hoti alag situation usko kharab bnati Hai

[maiden fjord]

han

[hoary robin]

Technically cigs are tobaccos, don’t need to be lit

[maiden fjord]

lekin kavi ki baat kyu sunni

[glass leaf]

Baat ki chronology ko smjiye

[hoary robin]

As crores of our desi brethren consume tobacco

[maiden fjord]

jb tk wo mahila na ho

[glass leaf]

Too many meanings

[hoary robin]

Mai sirf mota bhai chronology samajhta hu

[glass leaf]

Nasha is the way of divine

Littrelly

[distant pawn]

situation khrab nahi hoti situation ko handle khrab tareeka sai kara jata hai

[hoary robin]

Nasha is nasha

[maiden fjord]

uski ankho se jyada nasha to kahi nhi

[glass leaf]

Kese log hain joke bhi nhi smj rhe

[maiden fjord]

[glass leaf]

[north palm]

Kya sexyyyy Mausam hai😭😭

[glass leaf]

Chlo seggs kre

[hoary robin]

I read kya sexy musalman hai

[north palm]

[glass leaf]

😩

[north palm]

[maiden fjord]

sexy musalman is

rare to find

[glass leaf]

Sanatan dhrm

No musalman

[hoary robin]

Dr Zakir Khan

[glass leaf]

Islamophobic i am

[maiden fjord]

musalwoman ?

[hoary robin]

Aye no need to bring equality in religion

[maiden fjord]

sir kalam

i mean

apj abdul kalam

[glass leaf]

There is only few musalman i like

Counting that burqa baddie too

[hoary robin]

The question is how many do you hate?