general-chat

[open nexus]

thankss

thankss

thankyouu

[deep whale]

😔

[open nexus]

@south wasp

[deep whale]

@open nexus happy birthday 🙂‍↕️🤝

🙃

[supple fractal]

@open nexus Happy Birthday

[tender garden]

@open nexus partii do

[deep whale]

Mujhe bhi

[glass leaf]

@open nexus happy birthday darlin 💐

[drowsy sinew]

Paise toh

[ivory pilot]

bol

bol

[cloud prism]

Mujhe apna bday hi nhi psnd toh kya likhu

[prime zinc]

Hi

[south wasp]

hello bday girll

[south wasp]

Kyu ni pasand

[tight flame]

i thought gaali de rha

office

[tender shoal]

Mai samay hoon🤓

[true pewter]

[frozen dew]

Just wanna be your supermodel

Take me home and dress me up

[north palm]

Ok

@tender garden

Congrats wali story banake bhej

[glass leaf]

@ivory pilot thora sa baaki reh gyaa 200 me

[glass leaf]

U da real sugar daddy

[wraith jetty]

bojiiiiii

[glass leaf]

Kesa hain ka kaavish laadle

[wraith jetty]

me ekdm seksi Tu bta

kese aana hua

kaha tha itne din

[glass leaf]

Me to boujee hoo

[glass leaf]

Tu kaha tha bsdiwale

Me toh 1-2 hafte se hi yaha

[shy garnet]

#pictures

[wraith jetty]

abe yahi toh tha

[glass leaf]

[wraith jetty]

gudmrng papa

[glass leaf]

Kaavish aaya to ted chala gya

[wraith jetty]

saggytittu

[uncut bronze]

Otayyy

[wraith jetty]

usko kisne chhed diya hoga

[glass leaf]

Adman nicobar kab shift hua tu

[wraith jetty]

shift?

yahi rehta hu

[glass leaf]

Tuto pune me thaa

[wraith jetty]

paida hi wahi hua hu

[glass leaf]

[north palm]

Kaha mar gya loduu

[wraith jetty]

pune? what's that

[glass leaf]

To Pune se kon thaa

Achcha Pune se to kaavisha thi

[wraith jetty]

thodi si life ne gend marli thi sir

[glass leaf]

[wraith jetty]

acha woh bewdi?

[glass leaf]

Haa

[wraith jetty]

in the pursuit of substance

[north palm]

Tu maanega ni kal hi tujhe yaad Kiya tha and tu aagya Kasam se

[tender garden]

Aaj toh chhutti m moj hogi

Upar se Mausam tagda

[glass leaf]

Noise becomes irrelevant

[tender garden]

#pictures

[wraith jetty]

[north palm]

#pictures

[glass leaf]

Udhari ke paiso ke

[wraith jetty]

accha laga sunke

[tender garden]

Haa bsdk tere 50 rupay se aare na

Magic moment bhi le aya

[wraith jetty]

aaj yaar monday hai

[glass leaf]

Billi ke 1000

Se

[tender garden]

#pictures

@glass leaf @north palm

[glass leaf]

Tu bkl itna Ameer hain phir bhi udhaari kyu maangta

[tender garden]

Month end m gareeb hojata

[wraith jetty]

mera month end toh 2 may ko hi start ho gya tha

[tender garden]

Mera 7 ko aaegi

[glass leaf]

[tender garden]

7 ko month start aur 10 ko end

[wraith jetty]

[glass leaf]

Mera to month end kabhi bhi aajata hai

Life ke end ka wait karra hu

[sudden mountain]

Well then, better live a good life, until the inevitable approaches

[glass leaf]

Yo biryaaniiii

[sudden mountain]

Kya haal, transfer hua college ?

[glass leaf]

June me hoga

[tender garden]

Laa kardu

[glass leaf]

Pehle yeh 2 kodi ki internship khtm hone do

[wraith jetty]

boujee toh CA ban rha tha na shyd

[glass leaf]

Unpaid

[glass leaf]

Bba chutiye

[sudden mountain]

Yeah, so you guys have to compulsorily do it as well ?

[wraith jetty]

[glass leaf]

Yaaa

[wraith jetty]

zyada izzat dedi

mb

[glass leaf]

Finance me hi hu laadle

Dream company jp murugan

[sudden mountain]

Gand hai ye bhai, samaj nahi ata kase its helping, maine banva liya tha, mera internship certificate

[wraith jetty]

jp Morgan me toh mujhe bhi jana hai ab

[sudden mountain]

Morgan n Morgan ?

[glass leaf]

Mera pass yeh option bhi thaa lekin phir uska report bhi bnanahain jiske marks hai so

[glass leaf]

Jp morgan pta mereko toh sirf

Phir woh stanley

[sudden mountain]

Yeah, sabka hota hai voh, report toh 1 din laga max

[glass leaf]

And phir mcckensiyy

Mera 1 dost bain me kaam krta

Bc woh adha time travel hi krta rehta hai

[wraith jetty]

time travel

[glass leaf]

Tmkc

[wraith jetty]

neend me hu sorry

[glass leaf]

Tmkc se yaad aaya

[wraith jetty]

TMC

[glass leaf]

Mamta didi ki choli khol di

Godi ji ne

[wraith jetty]

kese kr lete hai yaar modiji

[glass leaf]

Bhagwan jo hai

[wraith jetty]

ek hi desh hai kitne baar jitenge

[glass leaf]

Pondicherry me bhi 2 seat le gye Modihh ji

Aasam bhi

[wraith jetty]

i wanna be like Modiji when I grow up

[glass leaf]

You are not him

Clutch god

[wraith jetty]

[glass leaf]

Aamrass khaake neend aari

[wraith jetty]

aam kacche hai

[glass leaf]

@wraith jetty Byeee

[wraith jetty]

bye

[tight flame]

yessirr

[tight flame]

awie goodmorning, supp?

[topaz drift]

Aaamras pila do koi

[wraith jetty]

gudmrng meddemji

[distant pawn]

West Bengal mai bjp jeet gyi

Socha nahi tha

But hogya

[wraith jetty]

lunch

bana raha

[tight flame]

good hai

mera matha kharab horha hai

[wraith jetty]

aap kisko vote dete ho

[tight flame]

[wraith jetty]

ku ka hua?

[distant pawn]

Since bad is better than worst i vote bjp

But hai to sab chor salle

[tight flame]

office mai saara kaam mujhe hi dete hai

fir kuch pending reh jaaye toh daat b mai khau

[distant pawn]

Aap papa hona

[tight flame]

sutiya

[wraith jetty]

baat toh sahi hai

[tight flame]

yes

[distant pawn]

Still west Bengal mai tricolor sai to much much better bjp hai

[wraith jetty]

haa new joiner ho kya?

[tight flame]

[tight flame]

nai

3 saal hogye

[wraith jetty]

sbki apni apni soch hai

[rancid fractal]

Art of saying no

[distant pawn]

Isliya sara kaam apko deta hai...

[rancid fractal]

Maine b bhr bhr kr kam le liya tha

[quartz aurora]

@distant pawn

[distant pawn]

@quartz aurora

[tight flame]

yeh saare new joinee log milke sab kaam kharab karte hai fir mera naam daldete hai k maine kiya

[tight flame]

nai bol paayi, bas nai bol paayi

[tight flame]

[quartz aurora]

Abe bhaii ye sb kya calculations he 0.322/4.766 itne bade bade ate he kya exam me

[wraith jetty]

mere saath bhi hota tha lekin ab sab new employees ko de deta hu kaam

hehe

[faint hull]

Crawzy Crawzyy

[tight flame]

yaha ulta hai

[distant pawn]

ez hai calculator use karlo

[topaz drift]

Huh

[distant pawn]

Wasa hi education system c hai

[quartz aurora]

Bhosde fat gye mere 15 min se ek calculation karrha 🥺

[tight flame]

unko sikhane mai hi mera patience out hojata hai, isse acha mai hi karlu

[topaz drift]

Bhopal me kya kya krliya abhitak ?

[tight flame]

imagine 2008 born logo ko kaam sikhana, ew.

[rancid fractal]

Happens maine to kudh udte teer liye the kam mang mang ke but fr 2 saal baad realise hua ki bs tb team change krli ab almost equal work team ko maine bs 1 activity extra le rkhi tax ki

[distant pawn]

Itna bhi tough nahi thi

[quartz aurora]

12th ke boards abhi abhi kiske khatm hue hein bhai help

[distant pawn]

2008 kaam karha hai

[faint hull]

Bhai koi hai kya hyd ka

[quartz aurora]

Mt kr

[wraith jetty]

mene kahi suna tha..
agar aap koi chiz kisiko sikha nhi skte ho toh aap ko woh chiz nhi aati

[distant pawn]

Like they 17,18 right

[prime zinc]

[tight flame]

aww luckyyy

[wraith jetty]

[topaz drift]

2008 walo ko kaam kaha mil rha ?

[distant pawn]

So how ?

[rancid fractal]

2008 born kam krre h?

[tight flame]

CA firm hai toh articleship

[quartz aurora]

Ye kavisha he kya

[tight flame]

articleship

[prime zinc]

Fuckkk bhai

[wraith jetty]

nhi

[topaz drift]

Yaha 2005 wale ko internship ni mil rhi

[topaz drift]

Oh acha

[rancid fractal]

lucky ni 12-14 ghnte kam krke jagah bnayi tb unko lga ki bdia resource h isliye ache se rkhte h

[maiden fjord]

9 to 5

[topaz drift]

Aap CA ho ?

[distant pawn]

Achaa inka CA nikal gya hoga ?

[outer gale]

[rancid fractal]

Acha articleship stipend milta hoga

And articleship m to krwate b bhut kam h

[topaz drift]

Suar so rha

[faint hull]

Jai hind dostoo🙏🏻

[rancid fractal]

Ca final exam se pehle articleship hoti

[maiden fjord]

CA walo se baatcheet rkhna , investment hai

[outer gale]

party change

[distant pawn]

Tru bola

[wraith jetty]

kitne aryan hogye hai

[topaz drift]

Acha

[distant pawn]

Ohh I see...

[rancid fractal]

Final hi nhi niklta

[faint hull]

count me in bhai

[outer gale]

result nhi dekh rha ?

[rancid fractal]

Baki to ho jata

[distant pawn]

[topaz drift]

Dekh rha beech beech me

Abhi to exam likh ke aya

[outer gale]

vijay aarha h

[topaz drift]

Bc bina padhe full aa jayenge

[outer gale]

[topaz drift]

Wo to bc fan following ke dam pe jeet rha

[outer gale]

jo bhi pr jeet gya

[topaz drift]

Ha wo to hai

[wraith jetty]

lawyer dost ho toh fayda hai

[topaz drift]

Ab dekhte hai kuch naye reforms aate hai kya

[north palm]

[tight flame]

ghanta

[tight flame]

nope, audit executive

[distant pawn]

@north palm ya pfp mai aap ho ? Very beautiful

[wraith jetty]

saggy ka hua qt

[tight flame]

achaa

[north palm]

Thanks

[topaz drift]

Isme kya kaam hota ? Supervising and all ?

[north palm]

Chini dad hi

[distant pawn]

Welcome

[rancid fractal]

Mai kudh finance se hu xD

[quartz aurora]

@frozen dew itna hard numbers decimal wale ate ya normal wale

[north palm]

Ye konsi jagah hai

[topaz drift]

Finance kis sheher ka naam

[rancid fractal]

Bekar jagah b mt jana

[distant pawn]

@quartz aurora konsa exam tha btw

[rancid fractal]

IT m jao

[north palm]

Okk

[north palm]

Income tax mai yes

[tight flame]

nai income tax filing, gst filling, accounts maintenance, auditing, tds filling sab karti hu

[topaz drift]

[tight flame]

hi

[topaz drift]

Oh acha , nice nice

[tight flame]

lesgoo finance bros

[tight flame]

yes

[north palm]

ssc Eggjam diya rha cya aapne

[rancid fractal]

Struggle

Is riyal

[north palm]

Aap dad ho ya mom ho waise

[tight flame]

ssc?

[wraith jetty]

ssc cgl. dene ka sapna

😔

[tight flame]

tru

[north palm]

Nvm

[quartz aurora]

Exam nhi padh rha hun first chp chemistry question practice

[distant pawn]

Asa lag rha koi train mai chai biscuit bech rha 😭

[north palm]

Nhi diya hoga

[wraith jetty]

meri crush ne diya tha

[distant pawn]

Acha 11th ya 12 ?

[quartz aurora]

12vi

[north palm]

Kaavish aapki pappi lelu?

[distant pawn]

Liquid solution ?

[quartz aurora]

Only solutions

[wraith jetty]

ye puchne wali baat hai?

[distant pawn]

Ara haa vai

[quartz aurora]

Yaa

[north palm]

leli

[wraith jetty]

[quartz aurora]

Ethanol in water

🤤

[distant pawn]

Negative deviation

[wraith jetty]

natkhat saggy

[quartz aurora]

Mt kr itna nahi padha

🥺

[wraith jetty]

ye kemistri wale aagye

bye

[distant pawn]

hmm ez chap hai g to organic mai fategi

[trail pumice]

[frozen dew]

Boards m nhi aenge Ese

[quartz aurora]

Bhai thank God

[prime zinc]

[quartz aurora]

Love you kartik

Meri gand sil di tune

[frozen dew]

Abey itne crazy thod arenge jee m aa skte

[quartz aurora]

Nhi mujhe boards ki padi he

[outer gale]

kyu re rondi

[frozen dew]

Usme to ni aenge

[distant pawn]

Itni rxn yaad Karni hogi ki moan karta hua bhi rxn name bologa

[prime zinc]

@tender garden khaali can kaahe fridge mein rkha hai

[distant pawn]

[frozen dew]

Kya h

[quartz aurora]

Simple numbers aenge mtlb?

[frozen dew]

3.14/2.5 ese type

Krlega ese to

[outer gale]

itna irritated kyu h

[frozen dew]

Padhai ni ho rhi

Yrr

[quartz aurora]

Tu motivate kardiya kr kbhi

[outer gale]

[quartz aurora]

Ok ok

[prime zinc]

Oye pusssi cat

[topaz drift]

Gst filling to mere yaha bhi hoti

[outer gale]

@tender garden tmkc gareeb mere 650 wapas de

[prime zinc]

Billi dilli se wapis aa gayi?

[near sedge]

Omg ab poty kaise jaoge?

[outer gale]

yes kab ka missing dell

[quartz aurora]

Ashwin aur billi to same insan lag rhe different kapde me

[prime zinc]

Chale ja wapis

[prime zinc]

[outer gale]

[quartz aurora]

🤣

[distant pawn]

vai dekho life mai ek baar to g gishwani padi gi ya to young age ya fir budhapa ya fir student life abb apko kha struggle karna thats on u

[outer gale]

akkh h ya aluu

[prime zinc]

[quartz aurora]

Ghis dunga ok thanks

[quartz aurora]

🥔

[distant pawn]

philosophical truth

[outer gale]

acha

[topaz drift]

Vc bakaiti ?

[quartz aurora]

[outer gale]

padhai

chl rhi

[distant pawn]

Nikhil thalle 24,7 yha pada rehta hai

[topaz drift]

Wah betw

Kya padh rha

[outer gale]

abhi bss oats kha rha hu

[outer gale]

exmas bbg

[topaz drift]

It is what it is

[topaz drift]

Kabse ?

[distant pawn]

[clear magnet]

Hi, I am a writer and I write Poems, Stories and Jokes. Where can I share them?

[topaz drift]

#accredited-section

[frozen dew]

#community-help

[clear magnet]

I dont have access

[topaz drift]

Ask mods

[north palm]

GC

Idhar hi kro

Shaam ko vc aake jokes sunana

[clear magnet]

Konsey VC mein?

[outer gale]

9

[wraith jetty]

mere dm me

[topaz drift]

Wai

Wao

[maiden fjord]

Achaa,

[outer gale]

[maiden fjord]

Sham ko vc

[clear magnet]

Chalo tab tak Kuch Artwork share karta hun me apna...

[wraith jetty]

[maiden fjord]

[north palm]

Multi talented lgre ho aap

Baal bhi bade hain

Ho jayega aapka to

[clear magnet]

I am a Filmmaker, Writer and Author. My book is releasing next month.

[prime zinc]

Alshu nahi aari kya?

[maiden fjord]

mujhe kya pta

[clear magnet]

IG pe followkar lo aur mere Naye jokes ka anand lo : "@hitesh_dhawan"

[glad smelt]

khatarnak barish

[prime zinc]

[north palm]

Damm

[north palm]

Yawrr aap bahar mat jana🥺

[glad smelt]

bahar he baithi hu 🥺💓

[outer gale]

ghar chale jao yrr

[prime zinc]

@north palm

[north palm]

Andar chale jao yrr 🥺🥺🙏👉

[prime zinc]

@north palm ye pfp mein aap ho

[north palm]

Yes

Achha dikhta hu na

Hot

[prime zinc]

Lagta hai maal khtm ho gya andar ka

[outer gale]

?

😭

[prime zinc]

Dudu

[outer gale]

aaye haaye

[prime zinc]

Sorry😭

Bc clg aaya class ni hore

[outer gale]

sojaa

[prime zinc]

Neend nahi aari

[outer gale]

baxodi karoo

chi chi

[prime zinc]

Oye bengal mein modihh aa gaya bole

[outer gale]

yes

[prime zinc]

Mai nahi dekh rha , bache dekh rhae

[outer gale]

bkl kartik

[prime zinc]

Achiya

[north palm]

Bhot maal hai

[prime zinc]

@dawn panther KO pilado

[ancient orbit]

Itne ache breast hone ka raaz?

[outer gale]

desi aaagyaa

[north palm]

Nipple mai subah subah thook lagao
Fir massage kro 5min dono mai

Bahar khicho

Ho jayenge bade

[ancient orbit]

Teri bkc

Dalle

[prime zinc]

[ancient orbit]

Chud jaa merese

[outer gale]

😭

ye kya fetish h

[prime zinc]

Kyu bhai logon ko pair chaatne ki bhi fetish hoti hai 😭

[outer gale]

hoti too h

[quartz aurora]

Tujhe bada pata he

[prime zinc]

Abey lodu , ek directorko hai

[prime zinc]

Wahi toh

[north palm]

Thanks oats

[prime zinc]

@broken moth

[mellow sage]

Coconut

[frozen dew]

Bahut hai yrrr

Amul lassi

😝

[tender garden]

[mellow sage]

Amul masti chaas

Best cheez

[tender garden]

#pictures

[frozen dew]

Tu itna ameer h watch kyuni khareedi

[mellow sage]

Bhai lund choosna normalise krdiya h vo bhi krdo

[mellow sage]

Ommggggg

Ek baarme kitna beer peeta h

?

[tender garden]

2-3

[mellow sage]

bhai ek fake rolex h

[frozen dew]

Pehna to kar

[mellow sage]

Mtlb custom banwaya hu rolex ka skeleton pada tha

[frozen dew]

😕

[mellow sage]

[frozen dew]

Tune khareedi thi rolex

??

Skeleton kahan se aaya

[mellow sage]

Papa ne

[frozen dew]

Fossils??

[mellow sage]

Ha shyd

[frozen dew]

Itna ameer h

[mellow sage]

Pata nahi bhai kuch mereko

[frozen dew]

Rolex kitne ki ati h

[mellow sage]

Me rolex bolke school me pehen ke jata tha

[frozen dew]

10 lk?

[mellow sage]

7-8th me

Chod di mene vo ghadi fir baap ghadi khareedke nahi deta ab

[frozen dew]

🤔🤨 Covid th

[mellow sage]

Baap hai ameer me nahi hu

[mellow sage]

[frozen dew]

Haath pe jhulti jab baap ki ghadi

[mellow sage]

Me 12th me tha tb aya covid

[frozen dew]

Tu 6 saal bada h mujse

😱😱😱

[mellow sage]

[frozen dew]

4th yr??

Mbbs

[mellow sage]

Technically hona chahiye tha

Pr abhi 3rd me hu

Ek saal engineering ki thi

[frozen dew]

Lol

[frozen dew]

😞

Kyaaa

Kyu

Kese

Crow pfp guy

[mellow sage]

Arey enzineer banna tha cs krunga coding voding fir jhatu log the vo college me

No other way to leave it

[frozen dew]

Ameer h kuch bhi kar skta hai

[mellow sage]

begum hai meri

[frozen dew]

😢

[mellow sage]

ameer ka kya h usmeee jitne logo ke marks aate utni rank aayi thi meri

[mellow sage]

responsible drinker omg

[frozen dew]

Muje kya pata jhoot bol rh ho tu

[mellow sage]

[frozen dew]

🙄

[hoary robin]

[frozen dew]

Nfosis guy

[hoary robin]

Tagging at 3 pm, what are you? Nalla berozgar?

Who

Same thing

[tender garden]

Ghar bhi jaana hota

I'm gay

[hoary robin]

I’m straight af

I’m asexual

Aromantic

Aconfused

[frozen dew]

U smell good? aromatic guy

[hoary robin]

I hope so

Why can’t I be online at 3 pm

I have a job with offs

[frozen dew]

My bad 😅 I read aromatic it is aromantic

[hoary robin]

Yes you’re bad

[mellow sage]

addict h kya

[hoary robin]

Atleast I’m employed, unlike some

That is

Worse

[mellow sage]

Yesss best nasha bhai best

[hoary robin]

Yes ofc jealous of an intern

Goo

Why is goo gol

Sus

[frozen dew]

I told yu diseases make you unique

[hoary robin]

Mine isn’t

[frozen dew]

Hahahaha I love me

Dislexia

[hoary robin]

Hexagonal

Best one

[frozen dew]

😼

[hoary robin]

Stars have 5 vertices, you need a geometry class before a job

[tender garden]

Nah drinking after a year

[hoary robin]

Thats jewish star

Are you Israeli

[frozen dew]

Starmie has 6

[mellow sage]

#pictures dekh

[hoary robin]

And heart is not this mf ❤️, whats your point

[mellow sage]

Bhai oath ladies h kya

No way

[frozen dew]

Face reveal

[tender garden]

@mellow sage noice

[hoary robin]

Bad take

Oath is a concept

[mellow sage]

hand reveal hua h na aaj

[hoary robin]

New chief ministers will take oath

[frozen dew]

Abey pura face dhikh to rh h

[mellow sage]

Tu ab office vala hogya h na 😔

[frozen dew]

Chasma bada bada naak
Baal

[hoary robin]

Who cares about that sanghi bitch

[tender garden]

Yes

[frozen dew]

[mellow sage]

Vo me nahi hu

Dost h

[frozen dew]

Pictures m dekh

I pad m

[hoary robin]

Coming from you, thats bold

Not hungry

Gotta catch ‘em all (finish chores)

[frozen dew]

Obbee iske paas steel ka hourglass hai

Wtff

Hoursteel

???

??

[hoary robin]

Kothi bangla check

[frozen dew]

@mellow sage

😕

[hoary robin]

AC Daikin ka hai, no kothi bangla

[frozen dew]

Daikin platue

[hoary robin]

[frozen dew]

Baaz*

[mellow sage]

Peg measurer

[hoary robin]

Why is it dawa-daaru then

[hoary robin]

Liver chahiye toh bolna, cash payment only

[frozen dew]

??? ??? Weighing machine

Lele

Fir density se multiply karna

[mellow sage]

Pantoprazol ek ek goli khao ulti nahi hoti

[mellow sage]

Meri twin hai

[hoary robin]

Bichaari

Sundar se bhi gaya guzra bhai

[mellow sage]

[frozen dew]

??

[hoary robin]

[frozen dew]

Firse likh

[mellow sage]

Hum bottle mu ko laga lenge

[hoary robin]

I only saw ‘ ‘

[viscid ivy]

BJP won 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[frozen dew]

Ooo bachpan se batate aaye h bottle jhooti karke nhi peena h

😼

[hoary robin]

Enough internet for today

[grand copper]

thulle jit gye

[viscid ivy]

Ohh Modi ji I love you Modi jii

[hoary robin]

Be back in an hour

[frozen dew]

Enough internet for today

[grand copper]

ew

[hoary robin]

BJPee

[viscid ivy]

Chala jaa Khangressi

[grand copper]

bjp ka chatukar in chat

lmaoo

[frozen dew]

Abeooo m to manta ni yr sab m

[mellow sage]

Tereko mu lagake pi lunga

[hoary robin]

Mamta 71 ki hone pe bhi didi kyu hai

[frozen dew]

😳

[balmy dagger]

hHhaha

[hoary robin]

@rancid hazel who did you vote for

[grand copper]

modi bhi to meloni ke pyaar me is umar me pade

[maiden fjord]

balak

[grand copper]

to mamta didi ku nhi hosakta is umar me

[balmy dagger]

bbcb ka hove

[viscid ivy]

Toh Rahul Gandhi 50+ hone ke baad bhhi "Yuva" neta kyu hai?

[grand copper]

tu phir aagya gandu

[balmy dagger]

iron

[hoary robin]

Modi is god, how dare you question him

[balmy dagger]

ye kartik

[frozen dew]

Tanmay bklnd

[hoary robin]

Budha neta bolo kon mana kiya

[balmy dagger]

[maiden fjord]

Abe chutiye tu hai kon

[frozen dew]

Ohhh behenchoddd

Ooooo

[viscid ivy]

Modi ji har jagah nhin aa sakte isliye unhone Bhagwaan banaya hai

[maiden fjord]

Machar ki jhaat

[frozen dew]

Behmchoddd

Benchodddd

[balmy dagger]

[frozen dew]

Bchendhoddd

[frozen dew]

Wtffff

How

[viscid ivy]

Ab hoga Kangluon ka narsanhaar

[balmy dagger]

[frozen dew]

Bechoddd

[quartz aurora]

[frozen dew]

Benchodddd

[balmy dagger]

me to sbka pta lga leti hu

[frozen dew]

Meri aatma nikal gyi body se

[mellow sage]

Aarush vagera assam vale naam thodi hote h

[hoary robin]

Har har mode

[quartz aurora]

Kya hua

[frozen dew]

Bata jldi Deadpool??? Ne btaya

[balmy dagger]

chl delete krdia

[balmy dagger]

naah

[frozen dew]

Abey mera insta leak kardia

[maiden fjord]

4lee chiplun

[frozen dew]

?? Konsa chat

[balmy dagger]

mujhe to pta b nhi tha tum dono ek dusre k insta p ho

[quartz aurora]

Wo to mere pe bhi he

[balmy dagger]

[quartz aurora]

Kuki ke mutuals me he tu

[balmy dagger]

[frozen dew]

Yeto mene hi bataya th

[balmy dagger]

ouu ha shit

[frozen dew]

Tera to pata h kuki h merepe

[balmy dagger]

[frozen dew]

Tu Deadpool to nhi h?? 🤔🧐🧐

[balmy dagger]

[frozen dew]

Muje bass bata do kese pata

[balmy dagger]

calculation to tagdi kri mene

[frozen dew]

😢

[maiden fjord]

Lame sa kuch to hoga

[balmy dagger]

abe tukka 😭

[frozen dew]

Ehhhhhh ab ye muje gussa dila rhi h

[frozen dew]

Oo behmchoddd 😂😂😂

[balmy dagger]

iron

[maiden fjord]

Yes balak

[balmy dagger]

😭 sahi nikla

damn

[frozen dew]

🤔 so ye kisi mutual m hogi
🤔 Deadpool h bass yhn se to

[balmy dagger]

what

naah

😝

[frozen dew]

Abey to direct guess karna is impossible

[maiden fjord]

Itna kya dimaag lga rha hai kartik

Insta puch le

Na

[balmy dagger]

you shore?

[frozen dew]

Chall teri tarah nhi hoon

[mellow sage]

Side hatjao meri bandi ne mere liye banana bread banaya hai

[balmy dagger]

[frozen dew]

Yea. I shore and one more guy

But u don't him

[maiden fjord]

Sidha puchne mein kya glt hai

[balmy dagger]

ouu

[maiden fjord]

Ya to milegi ya nhi

[balmy dagger]

acha

[maiden fjord]

Baat khtm

[quartz aurora]

Bandi ke bare me Mt bola kr yaha pe nazar lag jati he 2 din me breakup

[frozen dew]

Rae 🤔🤔

??

[balmy dagger]

rae insta p h?

[frozen dew]

She only knows my id

[maiden fjord]

Private hai unka to kafi

[balmy dagger]

ok guys

[grand copper]

sharam kr bhai sita ke pati ka naam leleke nita ke pati ka kaam kr rhe ho

[frozen dew]

Ekdum achanak se lore

[balmy dagger]

🤣 😭

[frozen dew]

🧐

Puri reasearch hogi

[balmy dagger]

😭

😭

[maiden fjord]

Aj colg nhi hai kya

[balmy dagger]

kartik

[boreal gazelle]

Mere papa toh party de rahe hai

[mellow sage]

oye

[frozen dew]

Tumse puch rh h

[balmy dagger]

dm dekh lode

[frozen dew]

Ye Deadpool h

[viscid ivy]

Mere papa Congressi hain 😢

[frozen dew]

I m sure

[boreal gazelle]

Arey hahahahaha

[topaz drift]

maruti lere road paad denge chore

[pastel charm]

Dead?

[topaz drift]

undertaker

[pastel charm]

Kidhr

[topaz drift]

mar ke wapas aagya

[pastel charm]

Acha

@topaz drift active srvrs h

Chill krne k liye

[topaz drift]

nahi

[tight flame]

oka

[pastel charm]

Ok

[tight flame]

yeh baaki rehgaya tha

[hallow river]

Hello🐘

[tight flame]

nicee

[pastel charm]

Hi lol

[tight flame]

yessir

[topaz drift]

[tight flame]

neend aarhi hai mast

[hallow river]

Hi wsp?

[tender garden]

Bhenchod

[topaz drift]

mast afternoon nap

[pastel charm]

Ntg much wbu

[tender garden]

Budweiser kya jhaatu hai chadhi hi ni

[pastel charm]

[tender garden]

[hallow river]

Sleep is important

[tender garden]

Hi

[tight flame]

office mai no nap

[hallow river]

Dope

[tender garden]

Nice banner

[topaz drift]

[tight flame]

thoda sa chupke sojaungi

goodnight

[topaz drift]

sugar daddy ho , job kyu krni hai

[tender garden]

Shakkar papa kaisa naam hai

Bc

[tight flame]

sugar k liye

says someone who has 69 in his name lmao

[tender garden]

@tight flame aap ke toothpaste m sugar hai?

[tight flame]

nai

[north palm]

aapki pfp kafi sundar hain mere jaisi

[tender garden]

It's a old name

[tight flame]

thanks

[tight flame]

nice

[tender garden]

Kaha se ho aap

[topaz drift]

damn

[shy garnet]

happiness kee bhi genre hote?

[topaz drift]

ye pfp original hai ?

[lusty mantle]

Hola

[tight flame]

rajasthan

[hoary robin]

Sharam kya hota hai?

[tight flame]

nai xerox hai

[tender garden]

Ohh nice place ghumne ki achi jagah hai koi?

[maiden fjord]

Rajasthani

[tight flame]

pata nai mai toh jeeti hu waha

[hoary robin]

Kota

[tight flame]

oyee hiee

[maiden fjord]

Hie

[topaz drift]

itna acha xerox kaha se nikalta ? mujhe bhi nikalwa do

[tender garden]

Jeeti?

[tight flame]

suppoo

[maiden fjord]

Aur meethe papa..

[tight flame]

original achi ho toh xerox b acha hota hai

[tight flame]

neend aarhi hai

[tender garden]

@flint dagger

[tight flame]

jeeti/ jeena = live

[maiden fjord]

Obv, office mein no sona

[tight flame]

[topaz drift]

kya mujhe ek xerox mil skta hai ?

[tender garden]

Achaa kya krte ho aap?

[tight flame]

kyu chahiye?

[tight flame]

jeeti hu

[tender garden]

Kaam mam kaam kya karti

[topaz drift]

one piece ke poster ke baju me lagaunga

[tender garden]

Bc ye kya bekar beer hai

Chadhti hi ni

#pictures

[maiden fjord]

Ghr ake so Jana,

[tender garden]

@flint dagger

[crisp frost]

[distant pawn]

Hehehe

[crisp frost]

Konsi hai ?

[topaz drift]

kaisa sa hai ye aryan

[tender garden]

Wahi dhoka dera uno ko

Simp

[maiden fjord]

Bkl pissi😡

[tender garden]

This aryan ain't loyal

[tender garden]

Abe sunn kam bol smjha

[mellow sage]

carlsberg stronk piyoooo

[tender garden]

Chup chaap reh

[maiden fjord]

Tu chup reh

[tender garden]

Bhai bahot bekar hai Budweiser

[maiden fjord]

Shanti se

[tender garden]

Agli baar se ni piyunga

Chadhi hi ni

[mellow sage]

[tender garden]

Abe jaa na lawde

[topaz drift]

asli playboy to ye hai

[maiden fjord]

Tu ja na chutiye

[tender garden]

Wahi

@mellow sage bc 160 barbad hogye

Sutte ke paise bhi ni bache

[mellow sage]

160 ki aati h budweiser ??

[tender garden]

Haa can

Barbaad hogye bc

[mellow sage]

maal it is

Stuff mangwao

[tender garden]

Ganja ni Peeta mai

Eww

Lagta hai nashe hona band hogye mujhe

Kahi mai bhagwan toh ni

[mellow sage]

bhai switch krte rehna chahiye

Ya fir sab ek saath

[junior jasper]

Leo

[tight flame]

mai ni dekhti anime

[tight flame]

audit executive

[tight flame]

ha 8 baje

@crisp frost arey gang ap

[rancid copper]

hi4

[frozen dew]

Hi four

Hi5

Hilex

Heaven

Hate

Hyne?

Hen

[stoic mountain]

hi

[glass leaf]

Agar dekha jaye to vijay is not won completely

Agar dmk ne merge karliya to lanka lag jaayegi vijay ki

[north palm]

hi mom

[feral trellis]

Sup

[lusty mantle]

Hi mommy

[narrow niche]

@quasi isle tu kis gum mein hai?

[narrow niche]

new name

[tender garden]

Hi

[tender garden]

Y
Hi

[tender garden]

Achaa kitni salary hai?

[frozen dew]

Ek bahut crazy cheez pata chali h muje

Anyone interested

[outer gale]

ho momw

[tender garden]

No

[frozen dew]

Par mai bataunga ab sun

RO ke paani me maggie jaldi melt nhi hoti
Borewell wale m hoti hai

[tender garden]

Ohh

Meri hojati h

[frozen dew]

Jaldi*

[tender garden]

Ohh

Very big news

[frozen dew]

Tuje nhi pata th na

[tender garden]

Nii

Thanks

[frozen dew]

Fir bass

Tanks bol

Ok

[tender garden]

Thanks

[frozen dew]

Ab m chlta hoon

[tender garden]

Me too

[tight flame]

apko kyu batau?

[tender garden]

Kya m itna bura hu?

[narrow niche]

yeh sv kabhi ded hoga laga nu tha

ni*

[tight flame]

pata nai

[tender garden]

I'm nice guy you can tell

[tight flame]

i don't tell all that here

[stoic mountain]

@north palm @lusty mantle @outer gale kitne badtameez ho tum teeno 😋

[tender garden]

Kam h?

[stoic mountain]

wrong tag

[tight flame]

hogi

[outer gale]

humne kia kiya 💔

[stoic mountain]

hi

[tender garden]

Kitni

[stoic mountain]

mommy mommy kehte rehte ho

haha

anyway

[tight flame]

ap kamate ho?

[narrow niche]

vol 1 still goated

[north palm]

mai kya kiya 💔

[tender garden]

Budweiser toh bekar beer h

[stoic mountain]

mere paas ek celeb gossip hai

[tender garden]

Yess

[stoic mountain]

kal mai shantanu maheshwari se mili

[tight flame]

puch toh aise lete hai log jaise rishta leke aye ho

[stoic mountain]

club mein

[tight flame]

[outer gale]

aap momz nhi ho ?

[north palm]

ew

gay

hai wo

[tight flame]

good for you

enjoy

[tender garden]

[narrow niche]

try godfather

[tender garden]

Why rood

[tender garden]

Budweiser bc chadhi hi ni

[stoic mountain]

real

[narrow niche]

frfr

[tender garden]

M discord m betha hu

[north palm]

aap to ho meri mommy

[tender garden]

Peeke

[stoic mountain]

wo campus beats ki bandi ke saath aya tha

[stoic mountain]

badhiya to hai

kal 7 glass pi

[tender garden]

Bekar

[stoic mountain]

behenchod

[north palm]

kavisha ki frens kitni sundar sundar hain

[stoic mountain]

daaru peena band ab (friday tak)

[tender garden]

#pictures

[narrow niche]

haan wohi

[tight flame]

not rude bhai I'm sleepy

[tender garden]

Weren't you in office?

[tight flame]

office mai neend nai aa sakti?

[tender garden]

Aati h mujhe toh bahot

[stoic mountain]

isme to coke hai

[tender garden]

Bich m dekh

[tight flame]

toh i am at my office and i am v sleepy

[stoic mountain]

2 can budweiser se alcoholics to kya hi higa

hoga

aur pi

[tender garden]

Coffe peelo cafeteria ze

[outer gale]

hainaa

[tight flame]

coffee peeke aur neend aati hai

[stoic mountain]

mai to biggest hater of magnum hu cannot be me

[tender garden]

Magic moments bhi rkhi h

[outer gale]

aadhi cheeze rec krna bhul jati h

[tight flame]

@wraith jetty laut ao ab mazak nai raha

[tender garden]

Ye toh very us hogya it acts reverse on me

Pata ni log coffee peeke jaagte kaise h

[tight flame]

us

[narrow niche]

mera naa honey singh raati battiyan bujjhavan

[tight flame]

isiliye mai raat ko peete hu

mast

[tender garden]

Mujhe toh peete hi neend ajati

[tight flame]

fir ek second mai neend

[tender garden]

[prime zinc]

Hi

[tender garden]

Ye sugar daddy toh mujhe 4'9 lagri

[north palm]

@tender garden modichoor ke laddu batenge aaj to bangal mai