general-chat

[ivory pilot]

hambba hambba tumba tumba gumba gumba

[glass leaf]

Mene kab bola mujhe pyaar kro

[humble ginkgo]

tukka mari sale , khush ho ja na patla boli

[topaz drift]

Ashwin ko paad agya isliye tedha ho gya

[north palm]

yrr ye latring kitna cute word hai ni

[prime zinc]

abey ae , pathar ke upar tha bey pathar bht jyada sharp the khade hone ke liye

[humble ginkgo]

💔

[ivory pilot]

tu kisse support kr rhi

[humble ginkgo]

?

[tender garden]

Domination show krta

LATRING

[ivory pilot]

west bengal election ka baat kr raha

chii bhay

[prime zinc]

aapke muh pe paad du ?

[north palm]

catering wale latring kaha krte honge?

[glass leaf]

REAL ME

[ivory pilot]

latring kya hota h gandi baatein

[topaz drift]

Aaj Maine LATRINE kiya

[topaz drift]

Gand faad ke chaddar bana dunga

[humble ginkgo]

accha , muze wo state hi pasand nhi fr sum reason uk 💔

[tender garden]

Jo daal bnate hai usime quantity badhane keliye

[glass leaf]

Ajkal din me 2 baar latrin aarhe

[prime zinc]

tera ?

[glass leaf]

[topaz drift]

Teri lode

[tender garden]

Teue

[north palm]

😭 😭 🙏

[tender garden]

Teue

[topaz drift]

Good hai

[tender garden]

True

[ivory pilot]

woh kisse ko bhi nhi pasand

[topaz drift]

Latrine jitni baat aaye utha acha

[tender garden]

Aajkal 2 baar latring hori hai

[mellow sage]

proud

[tender garden]

Mujhe toh bahot pasand hai Bengali thicc baddies hoti

[humble ginkgo]

true (bkl excrus) sab sutiye bhare hue hote udhr

[mellow sage]

Diet coke nahi piyu toh mereko aati nhi

[prime zinc]

bhai kal hanuma vihari ne srh walon ki maa xhod di bhai

[mellow sage]

Mkb

[north palm]

bhay jab latring krte time susu aajati hai tb smjh ni aata kaha force lagaye

[prime zinc]

3

[shy garnet]

I am good

[tender garden]

Mai toh dono m force laga deta hu

[topaz drift]

Tu kya karti hai , potty ya latrine?

[tender garden]

Saath m muth bhi nikal jaati

[topaz drift]

[prime zinc]

bc

[humble ginkgo]

jyada frenk hora

[north palm]

aisa feel hota hai ki latring kr rhe ho aur susu se suchhi bhi hori hai

[topaz drift]

Isme bura kya pucha, jo tera answer rhega us basis oe judge krunga

[humble ginkgo]

gtk

[topaz drift]

[humble ginkgo]

kya judge krega

[mellow sage]

susu potty toks shuru hogye

[tender garden]

Latring karne se pehle Jo tezz dhaar wali moot aati hai wo kitna relaxing hoti hai

Moot bola kro

Susu is so feminine

👎🏻

[north palm]

latring krne wale achhe hote
potty wale gande

[topaz drift]

Ki tera choice of words sahi hai ya nahi

[tender garden]

Mootne jaa rha hu sounds dominating

[mellow sage]

Shower me mootneko maza atay bhai

[tender garden]

Latring jaara hu sounds dominating

[prime zinc]

[shy garnet]

susu ke jagah risii bolengy

[topaz drift]

Hum to chale mootne

[shy garnet]

aaj meine risii kiya

[prime zinc]

aaj clg holiday krlu kya

[topaz drift]

Is such a proficient sentence

[north palm]

usme to aur maza aata hai

[earnest idol]

bjp winning in bengal 🥶

[tender garden]

Isiliye terse baat ni krta

Restarted

[north palm]

ni yrr susu jyada achha hai

[mellow sage]

Itna rishi mere andar aa kaha se raha h

[prime zinc]

bkl

[humble ginkgo]

nhii , wo kese dikhegi fir ?

[tender garden]

Feminism ko show krta hai yaar

[humble ginkgo]

uske liye jaa

[prime zinc]

who ?

[quartz aurora]

tera neet tha na

[north palm]

susu achha hai to +1 kro
moot achha hai to -1

[prime zinc]

i have no one

[quartz aurora]

kesa gya

[humble ginkgo]

mast

[tender garden]

-1 kro guys

[frozen dew]

Hi

[topaz drift]

Tune bataya nahi

[tender garden]

Show support to moot

[quartz aurora]

paper easy ayatha?

[north palm]

moot ko jita rhe ho

[humble ginkgo]

hi missu how r u my frnd

[topaz drift]

Ashwin lodu dono pe react kr rha

[humble ginkgo]

yes easy tha

[north palm]

bachpan se susu susu bolne wale moot pe shift hogye

[topaz drift]

Democracy

[north palm]

lekin latring ko ni badla

💔

[topaz drift]

Bachpan se congress the , ab bjp hogye

[tender garden]

Moot dominating hai bola toh tha

[mellow sage]

Peshaab >>

[north palm]

[tender garden]

Peshab royal sound krta

Hume peshaab karna hai

[north palm]

mtlb congress susu hai aur bjp moot

[tender garden]

Show royal

[thin moss]

[north palm]

peshaab is best

[humble ginkgo]

hie cutu

[ivory pilot]

chi bhai tune reality nhi dekhi unki

[tender garden]

Gori thicc baddies bhi hoti udhar

[ivory pilot]

bjp ko aane do bss sab saaf

[north palm]

true raja maharaja log krte time peshab

[topaz drift]

Hi

[humble ginkgo]

waiting

[north palm]

hi

[tender garden]

Haaa aisa feel hota ki raja hu

[topaz drift]

Aap bhi apna opinion do

[ivory pilot]

undar se kabhi dekha h?

[hybrid tree]

Boujee pura din dc pe hai padh3ga kab

[ivory pilot]

yess

[prime zinc]

fuck bhai

[frozen dew]

Not same , good wby

[topaz drift]

Moot vs susu
Potty vs latrine

[prime zinc]

Tamil nadu mein vijay ki jeet hori

[tender garden]

Peshaab krne Jaa rha hu bhojaan taiyar rkhiye

[prime zinc]

wtfff

[thin moss]

hii cutie

[mellow sage]

Bhai unpopular opinion pr kabhi kabhi moot se patthar girta h toh ocd theek hojata h

[humble ginkgo]

mitoogood

[quartz aurora]

hoga hi obv

[tender garden]

Andar se bhi achi hoti be sab waisi ni hoti kaali

[north palm]

latring aur peshaab dono hi royal sound krte

[thin moss]

nikhil jiska naam hota hai mein baat nahi karti

[frozen dew]

Neet easy th?

[ivory pilot]

🤣

[topaz drift]

Nikhil ne kya biggada ?

[tender garden]

Mujhe toh ni bola kabhi

[thin moss]

hiii, kaisee ho aap

[humble ginkgo]

yes

[prime zinc]

[humble ginkgo]

seee hahahah

[tender garden]

Aajse hum latring aur peshaab bolenge

[thin moss]

chutiya madarchod kism ka insaan tha

[north palm]

im good hu
aap how ho?

[humble ginkgo]

nikhil teri stories true nikli

[frozen dew]

Damn 🙄 ab kya kregi

[topaz drift]

Are to mai alag nikhil hu

[ivory pilot]

@thin moss salam

[topaz drift]

Oye

[tender garden]

Moot se pathar gir rhe?

Ole barash rhe kya

[thin moss]

usne bhi ye hi bola tha

[humble ginkgo]

abb kus nhi thora chill aur ye kuki kidhr gya

[tender garden]

Nikhil jhaatu hote

[thin moss]

ho hi nahi aap cutie, wo hai

[tender garden]

Facts h

[topaz drift]

Waise thoda sa madarchod insan hu , lekin utna bura nahi , baat kr sakte ho

[thin moss]

hi potatttoo

[humble ginkgo]

hahah nikhil hote hi playboy kism ke

[frozen dew]

2 mahine break shyad

[thin moss]

kaisee ho aap?

[topaz drift]

Ha jhaat ke baal to sabko aate

[ivory pilot]

hehe kaisi ho?

[topaz drift]

Acha

[north palm]

@tender garden agar aapko pathri ho jaye to kaagaz kha lena

[humble ginkgo]

hamesa gaaliya khate

[tender garden]

Galat baat hai

[thin moss]

i’m good too! kaha se ho aap?

[tender garden]

Usse kya hoga

[thin moss]

hells naw

[humble ginkgo]

shit , fir me kya hi kru idhr apne log hi nhi hai

[tender garden]

@thin moss yaar ye pfp m aapke bf ne aapki photo li hai kya

[thin moss]

andar se ab ek ick aagayi hai

[humble ginkgo]

imm good wbu dear

[topaz drift]

Thik hai mat bolo fir

[north palm]

gtk
mai MP se
aap konse desh ke nagrik ho

[humble ginkgo]

yes

[thin moss]

nahi, just a random guy i drank w

[humble ginkgo]

ayein u also mp ?

[tender garden]

Randoms ke saath pii leti?

[topaz drift]

Oye n grams models bata

[tender garden]

[shy garnet]

gtk matlab kya hota

[north palm]

aur kon hai

[shy garnet]

roz new new words

[tender garden]

Good to know*

[thin moss]

mein toh rajasthani huu lekin rehi nahi kabhii

[frozen dew]

Leave karde

[shy garnet]

acha

[humble ginkgo]

nikil

[humble ginkgo]

true

[glass leaf]

Pirnha mp se hai ...

[topaz drift]

Thik hai fir mai aajse playboy

[humble ginkgo]

nhi

[crisp frost]

Sad

[north palm]

sahi hai yrr
abhi kidar rhte

[thin moss]

mutual tha lekin iske baad mile nahi

[humble ginkgo]

oww yeah ye hui na baat

[tender garden]

Razna sutta sponsor krde 4 tareek hai aaj 🥺

[glass leaf]

Mp se majdoor aate hain mere yaha to

[crisp frost]

No 5 marriages

[thin moss]

sydney me rehti hu, padhai kar rahe ho aap?

[north palm]

wo to ladka hai mera

[crisp frost]

Up mp bihar

💀

[shy garnet]

KKisine Kuch kaha? Aawaaz nai aarii

[topaz drift]

Lekin aajtak is speciality ka upyog nahi ho paya

[tender garden]

Aap toh tezz ladki ho mujhe dar lagta aisi ladkiyon se

[humble ginkgo]

ohh ye rista kya kehlata hai

[humble ginkgo]

fasfas kro

[tender garden]

Sydney waale sai baba

[north palm]

wow meet @analog cloak
yes caalej mai hu aap?

[tender garden]

Aya hai tere

[topaz drift]

[shy garnet]

jaa tu apne new friend se maang

boujee

se

[topaz drift]

Kispe try kru bata

[tender garden]

@shy garnet bsdk

[humble ginkgo]

kuki biwi hai ? nikhil ladka hai ?

[humble ginkgo]

@srizzty

[topaz drift]

Ew

[tender garden]

Sutta sponsor ni kr skta tu ek @shy garnet

[humble ginkgo]

haha

[tender garden]

Bas 3 din ka dukh hai aur bas

7 ko paise aate hi sabko aukat dikha dunga

[shy garnet]

apne new friend se bol naa

[tender garden]

Kapde book krdiye hai

[shy garnet]

kaha gayi dosti

[north palm]

mera samay hogya rawana hone ka

milenge shaam ko

[prime zinc]

hi

[tender garden]

[north palm]

byeee

[tender garden]

@north palm kaha jaare babu

[tender garden]

Bsdk

[shy garnet]

apna khyal rakhiyega

[topaz drift]

Koi acha option bata

[crisp frost]

Choti advance 15 ki ho gyi

[topaz drift]

Sabko biryani khilayega M

[north palm]

bizi hu

[topaz drift]

Kaha ja rha

[tender garden]

Mere office m 1 rs badha ke bechte h lode

[humble ginkgo]

ab is svr aur konsi ladkiya hai idk , ashwin se puch use pata hai ig

[crisp frost]

@chilly socket

[shy garnet]

kiske saath

[frozen dew]

Loll 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[tender garden]

Bas @shy garnet ko

[north palm]

milna hai kisi se

[topaz drift]

Chii ashwin ki choice kharab hoti hai

[maiden fjord]

Hi kartik

[shy garnet]

[prime zinc]

excuseme

[north palm]

someone

[topaz drift]

Acha lode

[frozen dew]

@spiral hamlet hi lol 👋

[humble ginkgo]

you are excused

[topaz drift]

Achiyaaa

[prime zinc]

haa ,

[shy garnet]

dc se hai wo?

[tender garden]

Aur @glass leaf ko bhi

[glass leaf]

Abhi to meri internships chal rhi so no padhi this week or 2 week

[humble ginkgo]

lol heyy

[north palm]

shyd

[frozen dew]

🙄 kya kaam h

[glass leaf]

Kyaa

[shy garnet]

[topaz drift]

Mujhse bhi mil lo saggy

[tender garden]

Abe kuch ni sone jaara

Ye

[frozen dew]

Tuje hi kab kia

[north palm]

🤣

[frozen dew]

😼

[tender garden]

Biryani

[humble ginkgo]

aise kon baat krts he'll be hurt

[tender garden]

🤣😭

[maiden fjord]

Tere se kya kaam hoga

[mellow sage]

Clove mix sponsor krdunga

[north palm]

risi hi jaanta hai mujhe yha achhe se

😭

[tender garden]

Krde

[thin moss]

haha he knows me kaafi pehle se. yess, college me hu

[frozen dew]

@maiden fjord 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[topaz drift]

Sabko pata hai tu sone jayega

[tender garden]

[topaz drift]

[mellow sage]

abey dignity kidhr gayi

[thin moss]

lagna chaiye mardjaat ko darr

[frozen dew]

Lmao

[maiden fjord]

Noob hai abhi

[shy garnet]

Abtak Soya nahi tu??

[topaz drift]

@north palm aaj message dal de yar usko

[humble ginkgo]

lol

[north palm]

thats so sad
@analog cloak se jitni jaldi ho sake dur bhaag jana chahiye
love u @analog cloak btw

[tender garden]

Kya aapki sydney m koi hot friend hai ?

[north palm]

round 2

[frozen dew]

🤔 gand m ungli karwani hogi

[tender garden]

Sutta m ni dignity

[maiden fjord]

Ew, don't do gandi baatein

[tender garden]

Aaj toh mera bhi off hai

[north palm]

[tender garden]

Sounga abhi

[topaz drift]

Ab hoga mera comeback

[tender garden]

Khaana khaa ke

[shy garnet]

[maiden fjord]

Kaavish aya tha subah

[frozen dew]

Acha

[topaz drift]

Sidha lagegi 40k ki internship

[north palm]

hein

kab

[topaz drift]

Fir 10lpa ka package

[tender garden]

@flint dagger hi Aryan ki bandi

[analog cloak]

🤨

[humble ginkgo]

ha lol

[shy garnet]

honi bhi chaahiye

[frozen dew]

Mene hi enter karwaya th 😆😆

[tender garden]

21 se 10 pe agy 😭😭@north palm

[frozen dew]

Uska bhi ip address chud gya th

[tender garden]

@shy garnet sutta🥺

[topaz drift]

21 to 4th year me lagegi

[frozen dew]

Kkrheo

[maiden fjord]

[topaz drift]

Abhi jo offer aya hai usko accept kr rha

[tender garden]

Suar ke bassee

[humble ginkgo]

purani chats read

[frozen dew]

Only pfp which suits me well 😉😉

[shy garnet]

ask boujee

[frozen dew]

Pagal h?

[prime zinc]

mai chala

[shy garnet]

[tender garden]

Dm krta hu aapko

[topaz drift]

@flint dagger hi unoooo

[maiden fjord]

Pissi fuck up ho chuka hai

[tender garden]

@flint dagger hi unoooo

[mellow sage]

Pissy

[tender garden]

Chup

[topaz drift]

@outer gale uth ja suar

[tender garden]

Sutta piye bina latring ni aati

[north palm]

@wraith jetty mc saale

[tender garden]

Bengal m patakhe foot rhe

[mellow sage]

Bhej qr

[frozen dew]

Latrine kiye bina sutta nhi aata

4mar log

[tender garden]

😍

[shy garnet]

bad debts maan lena

[humble ginkgo]

uhmm ha

[frozen dew]

Mat padh pagul

[tender garden]

Vijay ke ghar m toh baddies hai yaar

Itni hot hot

Sab naach ri

😍

[humble ginkgo]

yes nhi padhri ab

[mellow sage]

[thin moss]

ye kya tha

[frozen dew]

Kya mila padhke

[thin moss]

haan hai, kyu?

[shy garnet]

ab toh DD gayab hogaye hongy jaise the hi nai

[tender garden]

Wo thoda👉🏻👈🏻

Baat chit👉🏻👈🏻

Hojati👉🏻👈🏻

Toh👉🏻👈🏻

[north palm]

thoda sa pagal hu

[maiden fjord]

[tender garden]

Arya lode

[maiden fjord]

[tender garden]

Aryan*

[north palm]

[humble ginkgo]

self realisation

[maiden fjord]

Pissi

[humble ginkgo]

tru

[tender garden]

Uno ke dm se idhar kaise ajata tu

[frozen dew]

?? Kesa self realisation tu c** ya thi pehle??

[tender garden]

Razna sutta pilade

[frozen dew]

Acha

[shy garnet]

is someone speaking to me?

i cant see

[frozen dew]

Hi yrr

[shy garnet]

i am blind

[tender garden]

Abhi mai bola tujhe biryani khilaunga

[shy garnet]

i will come back

gegetting my eyes operated

[tender garden]

In dooomsday

[shy garnet]

nai chahiye biryani

[tender garden]

Kyu

Ni chiye

[frozen dew]

Micheal dekhli?

[tender garden]

Aapne mujhe mana krdiya?

[topaz drift]

kya hui?

[tender garden]

Yes mid movie

[shy garnet]

kkal khaa liya

[maiden fjord]

Kisko tag kru

[tender garden]

Waste of money

[glass leaf]

I am trying

[maiden fjord]

Bhool gya

[glass leaf]

[frozen dew]

Or mummy?? Bhi dekhli

[glass leaf]

@maiden fjord @maiden fjord

[tender garden]

Oh akele?

[tender garden]

Yess

[shy garnet]

paisa maang raha koi..jbse dekha woh tbse kharab hogayi aankhein

[tender garden]

1 ghante

800 laga ke

[frozen dew]

Bata jaldi konsi

[maiden fjord]

Boujee

[topaz drift]

[shy garnet]

ghar pe bani thi

[frozen dew]

Konsi achi h

Risi

[tender garden]

Kya konsi

Michael se achi

The mummy hai

[frozen dew]

Okk ab

[tender garden]

Ok

Kon tha wo mahan jo sutta sponsor kr rha tha

@mellow sage

[thin moss]

nahi

[hybrid tree]

Good good

[tender garden]

Kyuu 🥺

[thin moss]

aap ladka ho?

[mellow sage]

[thin moss]

unko indians nahi chaiye

[tender garden]

Yess

[mellow sage]

Clove mix krunga baki koi nahi

[tender garden]

Lies h

[tender garden]

Badi gold krde

[mellow sage]

nahi

[maiden fjord]

Badi gold peeni hai inhe

[mellow sage]

Vo banana flavour vali

Naam nahi yaad ab

[tender garden]

Kitne ki aati wo?

[tender garden]

Wohi achi hoti

[thin moss]

meri saari friends ko gore hi chaiye, jooth kyu bolungi isme

[tender garden]

Mai bhi gora hu yaar

[north palm]

hn

[tender garden]

Aap baat toh krwao

[north palm]

bhay mai ladki kaha se lgta hu

[tender garden]

Naam se

[north palm]

[tender garden]

Aur pfp se

[north palm]

itna goated naam hai mera

[tender garden]

Pfp cute hai na aapki

[north palm]

change krdeta hu

[tender garden]

@shy garnet

Haa cardo

[prime zinc]

thank you yaar

[tender garden]

Chal biryani khila ab

[prime zinc]

no money

[tender garden]

Rehte hai kabii

[prime zinc]

kal uda diye paise

[tender garden]

Lode

[humble ginkgo]

no money no honey

[topaz drift]

kaise mc se log hai

[toxic wave]

Kitna score kiya ?

[topaz drift]

5 lpa ke liye 10th ke marks 90+ kyu chahiye inko

[toxic wave]

@lusty mantle stay hydrated cutie

[humble ginkgo]

669

[topaz drift]

fail hai ye

[toxic wave]

Juthi

[tender garden]

10 se 5 pe agya @north palm

[humble ginkgo]

hahahaha

[topaz drift]

aaya ni , clg me company aayi hai ek

mai to apply bhi na karu isme bc

[toxic wave]

Mitochondria ki spelling bata

669 bol rahi

[hybrid tree]

Abe

[humble ginkgo]

me kr legi loll

company nam tell

ew

5lpa

[hybrid tree]

669 wale dc pe ni aate

[topaz drift]

tereko react aur kubernetes aata hai ?

[humble ginkgo]

noi

[topaz drift]

fir kya karegi waha jakar

[humble ginkgo]

tu hi kr

[humble ginkgo]

boss ko coffee dungi

taiyar hoke jaungi

[topaz drift]

huh

aise hi ladkiya promotion leti hai

sirry

sorry

[humble ginkgo]

ikr

[topaz drift]

khair tu to abroad ja rhi

[north palm]

[topaz drift]

ameer hai uncle aunty

[humble ginkgo]

ye

[topaz drift]

mera bas chale to mai naukri hi na karu

[humble ginkgo]

but sirf dil ke

[humble ginkgo]

tru

[uncut bronze]

Hii

[north palm]

berozgaari is not optional

its mandatory

[humble ginkgo]

but tu to ldki bhi nhi

[north palm]

to live

a happy life

[topaz drift]

true tha

[humble ginkgo]

hai

[humble ginkgo]

heyy

[gaunt wagon]

India me 6 years college and 1 year job ke baad foreign jaana sahi hai kya

[topaz drift]

tune abhi tak n gram ni bataya

[uncut bronze]

Kaise ho

[humble ginkgo]

[humble ginkgo]

mast u tell

[topaz drift]

akhand paisa hai to jaa sakte

[uncut bronze]

Me bhi bdia wud

[humble ginkgo]

scholarship naam ki bhi chiz hoti hai

[north palm]

kya ?

[topaz drift]

waha rehne ka kharcha bhi to lagega

[gaunt wagon]

Akhand to nhi hai

[topaz drift]

nlp padha hai tune ?

[humble ginkgo]

hum mile hai remeb sundr ladki , vc nd all haha

[north palm]

maine ML hi ni padha

[humble ginkgo]

covered

in ctipend

stipend

[topaz drift]

[uncut bronze]

Prerna 😭

[maiden fjord]

Roj subah kaam kro sham ko, cafe mein coffee banao

Fir ghr a ke

[north palm]

kon krta hai ye sab ew

[uncut bronze]

Tch tch tch

[maiden fjord]

Owner ki che che suno

[uncut bronze]

Kse din aagye h

[topaz drift]

mujhe krna pad rha kyuki backend mere se hoti nahi

[north palm]

mere yha ML pe jobs ni milti

no point krne ka

[maiden fjord]

Kaisi baatein kr deti hai ye

[topaz drift]

acha

linkedin pe apply kr fir

[north palm]

ghost bas hote wha

letrin app hai

[humble ginkgo]

udk the context aryan better shadap

[topaz drift]

wo to haui

[north palm]

?av

[maiden fjord]

Sadda hak aithe rakh ???

[north palm]

@dawn panther

[humble ginkgo]

?

[topaz drift]

lekin mere flatmate ko 8k pm ki intern mili thi linkedin se

[uncut bronze]

Modih jii

[topaz drift]

rip

[humble ginkgo]

kuki bhag gyi 💔

[north palm]

lil modihh

💔

[uncut bronze]

Mc modi

Ke saath

[topaz drift]

apna asli chehra laga de , yaha ki ladkiya flat ho jayengi

[maiden fjord]

Kuki will be remembered 💔

[humble ginkgo]

remembered

[maiden fjord]

My bad

[humble ginkgo]

rip aapki inglis

[uncut bronze]

Grammar wali aagyi

[humble ginkgo]

bette

r

[uncut bronze]

[maiden fjord]

Neet mein grammar nhi hoti kya

[uncut bronze]

Bete

[humble ginkgo]

hota hai

[maiden fjord]

Beti

[frozen dew]

Hi yrr

[humble ginkgo]

hi lol

[maiden fjord]

To nikal kyu nhi pai

[frozen dew]

Just hi

[humble ginkgo]

nikal gya

[uncut bronze]

Haath se?

[humble ginkgo]

bye

pocha marne jaari💔

[north palm]

kyu mazak banate ho mera

[uncut bronze]

Pocha

[frozen dew]

Cool

[uncut bronze]

Gud job

[humble ginkgo]

💔

[uncut bronze]

20rs per hour

[north palm]

Bechara pocha

[frozen dew]

Hahaha

Lol

[north palm]

💔💔

[frozen dew]

Pocha

[uncut bronze]

Kaamchori krne me kya mza aata h

[frozen dew]

@prisma citrus agree?

[humble ginkgo]

💔

bye boldiyo kuki ko

[woven swallow]

kaamchori karke paise kamana koi ayush se sikhe

[humble ginkgo]

💔

[topaz drift]

Itne cute to dikhte ho aap

[frozen dew]

Kyun tu jaa rhi h

[topaz drift]

Usko kyu marna hau

[frozen dew]

M kyun bolun usko tera bye

[north palm]

[frozen dew]

🙄

[tender garden]

Bi

Hi

[north palm]

Hi @woven swallow

[topaz drift]

@woven swallow don't ignore saggy now

[tender garden]

Hi @woven swallow

[uncut bronze]

Modihh

[north palm]

[frozen dew]

Ayush u suck

[uncut bronze]

Aap kon

[north palm]

Ignore krdi 💔🥺

[uncut bronze]

No u suck

[north palm]

Mujhe to kabhi hi ni bola

[topaz drift]

Agar shakal dikha dega to nahi kregi

[frozen dew]

No u might be the practical prototype of a healthy relationship

[tender garden]

Hi saggy

[uncut bronze]

I am

[north palm]

Chup hoja

[tender garden]

[north palm]

no thanks I'm taken

[tender garden]

Shahrukh Khan hai kya ye

[topaz drift]

[tender garden]

Bsdk

Nikhil

[hybrid tree]

Damn yaar bengal elections me kya ho gya ye

[topaz drift]

[frozen dew]

Kya h na mard ek bha*wa hai

[tender garden]

@shy garnet babu

[north palm]

Kya hogya?

[hybrid tree]

Cwazzyy

[tender garden]

Modihh ji

[frozen dew]

Jo apni pasandida aurat ko ye hak de deta h ki voh uski ghoosa maar ske

[north palm]

@lusty mantle ke ek vote ne dekho modiji ko jita diya

[tender garden]

Nobody can match the aura modih ji have

[frozen dew]

Remove pfp u r unc for this

[hybrid tree]

Tmc strong dikh rhi thi exit polls me

[tender garden]

Mera lauda

Tmc jaisi jhaatu party ni dekhi

[north palm]

Jo strong dikhta hai wo hota ni

[lusty mantle]

Okie

[tender garden]

@shy garnet babu

[hybrid tree]

Godihh

[tender garden]

@shy garnet babu

[north palm]

Risi ko hi dekh li

[tender garden]

@shy garnet babu

[north palm]

Lo

[lusty mantle]

[tender garden]

Mai toh cute hy

Hu

[hybrid tree]

[north palm]

Dikhta hai strong lekin hai ek number ka suar

[north palm]

[tender garden]

💔

[north palm]

@lusty mantle 😎🤙

[tender garden]

Bhai aapko kisine bola aapki aankhen pyaari h?

[frozen dew]

Imagine being 20+ and ur pfp is 👁️

[uncut bronze]

Kya aap mard ho?

[frozen dew]

Yessir 😢

[shy garnet]

meko hiccups kyu aarahe

koi bhikaari yaad kar raha hoga

[north palm]

Mai yaad kr rha tha aapko

[north palm]

Haww 💔

[shy garnet]

tu bhi na

beech mei agaya faltu ka

[hybrid tree]

Nhi😵‍💫

[north palm]

[tender garden]

@shy garnet dm aao na babu

[tender garden]

Bolega bhi ni itni manhoos aankhen hai

[hybrid tree]

Hata rha

[shy garnet]

no money

[hybrid tree]

Saw it coming from mile away

[topaz drift]

[hybrid tree]

[frozen dew]

Yea dude

[tender garden]

Okay bro

[topaz drift]

Risii yar paise lauta de sabke

[shy garnet]

pehle bolo.aur maangna band kare

[tender garden]

Bina mtlb ke hate krte mujhe

[topaz drift]

[tender garden]

Itna acha admi hu

[topaz drift]

Agar acha aadmi hoga to aaj biryani khilayega

[tender garden]

Ek din nahi rahunga toh yaad kroge mujhe

[tender garden]

Salary toh aane de

🥺

[north palm]

@hybrid tree meat Bhanushali
🍆Bhanushali

[tender garden]

7 ko aaeg8

[shy garnet]

yaad toh karte hai

[topaz drift]

Wait rhega

[shy garnet]

ki ek bande se udhaari baaki hai

[tender garden]

You're blocked

[hybrid tree]

Dihh bhanusjali

[tender garden]

Bahot jyada bolta tha ye razna

[north palm]

Ok

[tender garden]

2 shabd pyaar se kya boldo

[north palm]

Happy for u

[tender garden]

Happieee

[shy garnet]

pyaar se mana karu

toh maan jaaya kar

[tender garden]

Baarish hori idhar

[shy garnet]

na fkir

[tender garden]

@north palm

[north palm]

Whi na

[ivory pilot]

feeling sad for mamta didi

🤣

[tender garden]

[ivory pilot]

70 saal ki streak

toot gyi

[tender garden]

Sar pe chadh jaate

[north palm]

Abe to mai kya kru

Mujhe kya bata rha

[tender garden]

Aaja idhar

Maje krenge

[north palm]

Nhi aana

[glass leaf]

Mumta didi ki squirting hogyi aaj

[north palm]

Apna kaam kr tu

Saale

[glass leaf]

[tender garden]

Thanda Mausam hai mast

[north palm]

Chinaar

[tender garden]

Saggy rude

💔

No tolk to you now

[ivory pilot]

uddiii babba re hambba hambba tumba tumba gumba gumba

[north palm]

Chinaar se yaad aaya @ancient orbit hi cutu

[tender garden]

I thought saggy was my only lov

But no

💔

[shy garnet]

apke liye nai tha

[north palm]

Sori I'm taken

[tender garden]

@subtle tulip chamarrrrrrr

[ivory pilot]

party ko chinaar bola 🤣

[topaz drift]

Basanti no dance

[tender garden]

[topaz drift]

In front of these dogs

[topaz drift]

[tender garden]

Khudko dog bolna achi baat ni

[ivory pilot]

pura bangal orange h

[woven swallow]

aapko btana zruri ni samzti

[frozen dew]

Abey the mummy to 18+ hai aur I'd proof le Jana padta h kya?

@tender garden

😢😢

[tender garden]

No

Bada lagna chiye dikhne n

M

[subtle tulip]

Bhul mt 50r diya bhikari sale

[tender garden]

[north palm]

🤣🤣🤣

[frozen dew]

Nhi lgta hoon 😂😂

[tender garden]

Arey bc

[frozen dew]

Bada

[tender garden]

Toh ye idhar bolne waali baat ni thi

Suar

[north palm]

Risi ne poore server se bhik maang rkhi 🤣

[shy garnet]

mere piche pada tha tbse

[north palm]

Behen se bhi maangta 🤣

[tender garden]

[glass leaf]

Aap ne bhi

[woven swallow]

ye risi kaisa bheekari sa aadmi hai

[glass leaf]

[tender garden]

[subtle tulip]

Tune bola sale

[tender garden]

@subtle tulip suar kahiki

[frozen dew]

Risi aur soumya to same dhikte h

😱😱

[tender garden]

Offline chali Jaa mint ke andar

[topaz drift]

Kyu dete ho isko paise

[glass leaf]

Woh uski behen hai

[subtle tulip]

Haan bhikari h🥺🥺

[frozen dew]

Ooo bhai itne frank

[ivory pilot]

bjp etne tough elections jeet kaise jaati h?

[glass leaf]

Isske udhaari maangne ka game strong hain

[hybrid tree]

Modih ji

[topaz drift]

Ha wahi

[tender garden]

😭 😭

[shy garnet]

central govt unki hai isiliye

[tender garden]

Abe bhagwaan hai unke saath

Modihi

[frozen dew]

Nahh man this pink pfp is not for men

[glass leaf]

Pta nhi bc mujhe bhi convince krdiyaa

[subtle tulip]

Greebo ko dene se oiase aate

[glass leaf]

[ivory pilot]

sahi baat h

[topaz drift]

Tune shayad usse bhi liye honge paise

[tender garden]

Usse kisses?

[ivory pilot]

modi modi modi 🗣️

[topaz drift]

Acha , mai bhi de deta hu fir ek sutte ke

[glass leaf]

Kal hi liye

[topaz drift]

Jiski tujhe yaad aati

[tender garden]

Aise hi sutte ke paise jod jod ke crorepati banjaunga

[north palm]

Mujhe bhi dedo mai bhi gareeb hu

[tender garden]

Nah usse ni liye uspe toh spend kiye the

[tender garden]

😭 😭

[glass leaf]

[subtle tulip]

Bheek maango

[glass leaf]

Choro meri toh payment aagyi waise

[topaz drift]

Acha

[tender garden]

Biryani

Bola tha boujee

[glass leaf]

Vegan hoo me aaj se

[north palm]

Bhagwan ke naam pe dede soumyaa 😔🙏🫴

[topaz drift]

Risii mang lega humari taraf se

[tender garden]

Tune

[glass leaf]

[tender garden]

Piche mat hatna

[tender garden]

Bsdk yaar rkhna

Yaad*

[hybrid tree]

[glass leaf]

Vegan bhai me brahmin hoo aaj se

[tender garden]

Jo mard zubaan ka nahi wo apne baap ka ni

Chamar brahmin ni ban skte

[glass leaf]

Mera baap mujhe disown kedega

Tere chakkr me

[subtle tulip]

Ab tum dedo

[tender garden]

@north palm mat Krna unc please

[glass leaf]

Kisne bola me chamar hoo

[tender garden]

[north palm]

[topaz drift]

Salary ka wait rhega

[tender garden]

[glass leaf]

[tender garden]

Ok

7 ko

Meet me

[glass leaf]

Udhaar ke paiso se biryani lapet ke protein pura krta hai

[tender garden]

Bhenchod pura April itna fast khatam hua

[glass leaf]

Tabhi itni achchi body ban gyi

[subtle tulip]

Aur achese se

[tender garden]

Aur salary ka time itna slow

[topaz drift]

[tender garden]

Chup

Yaar bahot bore hora

[topaz drift]

Mere upar ke 4 abs aagye hau

[tender garden]

Chutti ke din

Kuch krne ko ni

[topaz drift]

Bas belly fat kam ho jaye to mai nangi pfp lagaunga

[tender garden]

Mere jaise?

[glass leaf]

Mere chuche ni ban rhe

[tender garden]

[glass leaf]

Flat chest

[topaz drift]

Tere se ache

[glass leaf]

[topaz drift]

Same

[tender garden]

Merse ache agye hai?

Nice joke

[topaz drift]

Lekin dumbell bhi to 25 hi utha rha

Kaha se banegi

[glass leaf]

Lgta hain boob job krwana padega

[tender garden]

Laao mai kardu

[glass leaf]

Boob job means operation

Ghonchu

[tender garden]

Oh mujhe laga bich m rkh ke

[topaz drift]

Dost se bolo pakad ke kheech de nipple

[tender garden]

Arey bc

[glass leaf]

Nipple hard uogye

[tender garden]

Gay

[topaz drift]

[quartz aurora]

Thalapathy legya sare votes

Cm krazy

[north palm]

@tender garden kal kare so aaj kr
Aaj kre so ab
Pal mai pralay hoyegi
Sax milega kab

[topaz drift]

Modi bhi virgin hai

[golden ermine]

rakhi savant h kya tu

vo bolti h na akbi modiji n sex ni kia hoga

[topaz drift]

Abe

[north palm]

True

[golden ermine]

aj kare so kal kar
kal kare so parso
itni jaldi kya hai bharwe
abhi to jeena hai barso

[north palm]

Virgin modihto

Modihhto

[golden ermine]

[topaz drift]

Virgin mohit

[north palm]

Achha tha

[topaz drift]

Noice pfp

[golden ermine]

ab smjh aya ye kya h

[north palm]

Pehli baar suck my duck ne kuch achha likha

[golden ermine]

🐷 m shyr to nahi

[north palm]

Ni

[golden ermine]

bsrike meri shayari newspaper m ati h

[north palm]

Abe jana

Thodi si tareef kya krdo

[golden ermine]

abe schi

amar ujala padhlio

vooto m btati nhi

[north palm]

Kaan mai mootne lgti

[tender garden]

Mera hogya hai tum apna apna dekhlo

[north palm]

@nova isle hi

[tender garden]

Thoda sa muh lagao

[golden ermine]

sach hai pr theeke

[tender garden]

Sar pe chadh jaati

[golden ermine]

me bachpan se likhti hu

ye log gandwe h

[north palm]

Wow yrr proud of u

[tender garden]

Fekne ki hadd paar h

[north palm]

Tu keh rhi hai to sach hi hoga

Btw how's my pfp guys

[golden ermine]

😭 are mere colg m b meri poem chapi thi yar

kaise se ho

tum nalle hi mante ho kya sbko

[golden ermine]

achi h lekin muje white tidies psnd h

[north palm]

Nhi sab hamare jaise ni bn skte

[golden ermine]

vahi to

[north palm]

Isliye black hain meri

[tender garden]

Vc aaega saggy?

[north palm]

Taaki tujhe pasand na aau

[golden ermine]

bach gyi m

[north palm]

Thodi der ruk

[north palm]

Hn

[tender garden]

Sutta abhi maar rha

Thodi der m ghar

[golden ermine]

usk pink the

abi b yad h

[north palm]

Tu dusro ki chuchi kyu dekhti?

Jalankhor

[tender garden]

Meri dekhi thi isne

[golden ermine]

are larko ki dik jati h bat bat p dikane lgte

maine mere dosto ki deki h bs

[north palm]

Mat dekha kro na aap
Ladke log to Aisa ni krte kabhi

[tender garden]

Lun ki topi ko chuchi bta ke dikha diya kisine isko

[north palm]

😭😭

[golden ermine]

🤕 pta ni krte h mne to mere adhe dost nange hi deke h holi p ek bar

[north palm]

Shrm kr

[golden ermine]

how can it be possible

thora to akal lga

gandu

[atomic halo]

Tf

[north palm]

Kitni gandi aurat hai tu

[tender garden]

Possible hai

[golden ermine]

topi moti hoti nipple ita sa

[tender garden]

Krke dikhau?

[golden ermine]

are maine thori kia tha holi party m larko k kapde faad dete h

m thori jaake fadti

saale fir rangeen sa badan hojata

[tender garden]

Abb kuch ni gaaon m rehti wahan Kisika lun gora na chuchi hori hogi

Corn m dekha hoga isne

[subtle tulip]

Bheek toh mang ra

[tender garden]

Abe kaam waam krle na

Idhar kya marr ri hai

[golden ermine]

nippies bhut cute hote h

[south wasp]

@cloud prism happy birthday 🎈

[tender garden]

@cloud prism happy birthday 🎈

[golden ermine]

hyd ganv h

[south wasp]

@open nexus happy birthday 🎈

[north palm]

@open nexus happy birthday 🎈

[tender garden]

@open nexus happy birthday 🎈

[north palm]

@cloud prism happy Birthday 🎈

[south wasp]

[north palm]

Ye autocorrect bhi na

[south wasp]

Teri bhen ki xhut

[cloud prism]

thanks

[south wasp]

itna feeka thanks?

[cloud prism]

it's gonna anyways win someday

[cloud prism]

Aur kese likhte hai

[south wasp]

Thank you yaar you are soo good that you remembered my birthday you are the best

Aise likhte hai

[west agate]

unpopular opinion but haryana is more dumber than bihar and up

[atomic halo]

@south wasp

[golden ermine]

@ivory pilot on h kya

[tender garden]

@west agate khatte hai

[west agate]

meetha hu

i am starting to hate haryana more than up bihar

[tender garden]

Bengaliyo ke opinion matter ni krte

@ivory pilot on h kya

[west agate]

mai bengali nhi hu

[tender garden]

West Bengal

[west agate]

i live therre i'm from pune

[tender garden]

Oh

[quartz aurora]

@open nexus happy birthday 🎈

[west agate]

most kind people i met are from andhra, telangana, kerala, tamil nadu,

[mellow sage]

Doemcawg

[frozen dew]

Mard to bewakoof hai

😼

[lost thistle]

Hey!

[prime zinc]

[open nexus]

thankyouu