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tukka mari sale , khush ho ja na patla boli
Ashwin ko paad agya isliye tedha ho gya
yrr ye latring kitna cute word hai ni
abey ae , pathar ke upar tha bey pathar bht jyada sharp the khade hone ke liye
π
tu kisse support kr rhi
?
aapke muh pe paad du ?
catering wale latring kaha krte honge?
REAL ME
latring kya hota h gandi baatein
Aaj Maine LATRINE kiya
Gand faad ke chaddar bana dunga
accha , muze wo state hi pasand nhi fr sum reason uk π
Jo daal bnate hai usime quantity badhane keliye
Ajkal din me 2 baar latrin aarhe
tera ?

Teri lode
Teue
π π π
Teue
Good hai
True
woh kisse ko bhi nhi pasand
Latrine jitni baat aaye utha acha
Aajkal 2 baar latring hori hai
proud
Mujhe toh bahot pasand hai Bengali thicc baddies hoti
true (bkl excrus) sab sutiye bhare hue hote udhr
Diet coke nahi piyu toh mereko aati nhi
bhai kal hanuma vihari ne srh walon ki maa xhod di bhai
Mkb
bhay jab latring krte time susu aajati hai tb smjh ni aata kaha force lagaye
3
I am good 
Mai toh dono m force laga deta hu
Tu kya karti hai , potty ya latrine?
Saath m muth bhi nikal jaati

bc
jyada frenk hora 
aisa feel hota hai ki latring kr rhe ho aur susu se suchhi bhi hori hai
Isme bura kya pucha, jo tera answer rhega us basis oe judge krunga
gtk
kya judge krega
susu potty toks shuru hogye
Latring karne se pehle Jo tezz dhaar wali moot aati hai wo kitna relaxing hoti hai
Moot bola kro
Susu is so feminine
ππ»
latring krne wale achhe hote
potty wale gande
Ki tera choice of words sahi hai ya nahi
Mootne jaa rha hu sounds dominating
Shower me mootneko maza atay bhai
Latring jaara hu sounds dominating

susu ke jagah risii bolengy
Hum to chale mootne
aaj meine risii kiya
aaj clg holiday krlu kya
Is such a proficient sentence
usme to aur maza aata hai
bjp winning in bengal π₯Ά
ni yrr susu jyada achha hai
Itna rishi mere andar aa kaha se raha h
bkl
nhii , wo kese dikhegi fir ?
Feminism ko show krta hai yaar
uske liye jaa
who ?
tera neet tha na
susu achha hai to +1 kro
moot achha hai to -1
i have no one
kesa gya
mast
-1 kro guys
Hi
Tune bataya nahi
Show support to moot
paper easy ayatha?
moot ko jita rhe ho
hi missu how r u my frnd
Ashwin lodu dono pe react kr rha
yes easy tha
bachpan se susu susu bolne wale moot pe shift hogye
Democracy
Bachpan se congress the , ab bjp hogye
Moot dominating hai bola toh tha
Peshaab >>
mtlb congress susu hai aur bjp moot
Show royal

peshaab is best
hie cutu
chi bhai tune reality nhi dekhi unki
Gori thicc baddies bhi hoti udhar
bjp ko aane do bss sab saaf
true raja maharaja log krte time peshab
Hi
waiting
hi
Haaa aisa feel hota ki raja hu
Aap bhi apna opinion do
undar se kabhi dekha h? 
Boujee pura din dc pe hai padh3ga kab
yess
fuck bhai
Not same , good wby
Moot vs susu
Potty vs latrine
Tamil nadu mein vijay ki jeet hori
Peshaab krne Jaa rha hu bhojaan taiyar rkhiye
wtfff
hii cutie
Bhai unpopular opinion pr kabhi kabhi moot se patthar girta h toh ocd theek hojata h 
mitoogood
hoga hi obv
Andar se bhi achi hoti be sab waisi ni hoti kaali
latring aur peshaab dono hi royal sound krte
nikhil jiska naam hota hai mein baat nahi karti
Neet easy th?
π€£
Nikhil ne kya biggada ?
Mujhe toh ni bola kabhi
hiii, kaisee ho aap
yes

seee hahahah
Aajse hum latring aur peshaab bolenge
chutiya madarchod kism ka insaan tha
im good hu
aap how ho? 
nikhil teri stories true nikli
Damn π ab kya kregi
Are to mai alag nikhil hu
@thin moss salam 
Oye
Moot se pathar gir rhe?
Ole barash rhe kya
usne bhi ye hi bola tha
abb kus nhi thora chill aur ye kuki kidhr gya
Nikhil jhaatu hote
ho hi nahi aap cutie, wo hai
Facts h
Waise thoda sa madarchod insan hu , lekin utna bura nahi , baat kr sakte ho
hi potatttoo
hahah nikhil hote hi playboy kism ke
2 mahine break shyad
kaisee ho aap?
Ha jhaat ke baal to sabko aate
hehe kaisi ho?
Acha
@tender garden agar aapko pathri ho jaye to kaagaz kha lena
hamesa gaaliya khate
Galat baat hai 
iβm good too! kaha se ho aap?
Usse kya hoga
hells naw
shit , fir me kya hi kru idhr apne log hi nhi hai
@thin moss yaar ye pfp m aapke bf ne aapki photo li hai kya
andar se ab ek ick aagayi hai
imm good wbu dear
Thik hai mat bolo fir 
gtk
mai MP se
aap konse desh ke nagrik ho 
yes
nahi, just a random guy i drank w
ayein u also mp ?
Randoms ke saath pii leti?
Oye n grams models bata

gtk matlab kya hota
aur kon hai 
roz new new words
Good to know*
mein toh rajasthani huu
lekin rehi nahi kabhii
Leave karde
acha
nikil
true
Pirnha mp se hai ...
Thik hai fir mai aajse playboy
nhi
Sad
sahi hai yrr
abhi kidar rhte
mutual tha lekin iske baad mile nahi
oww yeah ye hui na baat
Razna sutta sponsor krde 4 tareek hai aaj π₯Ί
Mp se majdoor aate hain mere yaha to
sydney me rehti hu, padhai kar rahe ho aap?
wo to ladka hai mera
KKisine Kuch kaha? Aawaaz nai aarii
Lekin aajtak is speciality ka upyog nahi ho paya
Aap toh tezz ladki ho mujhe dar lagta aisi ladkiyon se 
ohh ye rista kya kehlata hai
fasfas kro
Sydney waale sai baba
wow meet @analog cloak
yes caalej mai hu aap?
Aya hai tere

Kispe try kru bata
@shy garnet bsdk
kuki biwi hai ? nikhil ladka hai ?
@srizzty
Ew
haha
apne new friend se bol naa
Kapde book krdiye hai
kaha gayi dosti
hi

@north palm kaha jaare babu
Bsdk
apna khyal rakhiyega
Koi acha option bata
Sabko biryani khilayega M
Kaha ja rha
Mere office m 1 rs badha ke bechte h lode
ab is svr aur konsi ladkiya hai idk , ashwin se puch use pata hai ig
@chilly socket
kiske saath
Loll ππππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Bas @shy garnet ko
milna hai kisi se 
Chii ashwin ki choice kharab hoti hai
Hi kartik

excuseme
Acha lode
@spiral hamlet hi lol π
you are excused
Achiyaaa 
haa ,
dc se hai wo?
Aur @glass leaf ko bhi
Abhi to meri internships chal rhi so no padhi this week or 2 week
lol heyy
shyd
π kya kaam h

Mujhse bhi mil lo saggy
Tuje hi kab kia
π€£
πΌ
Biryani
aise kon baat krts he'll be hurt
π€£π
Tere se kya kaam hoga 
Clove mix sponsor krdunga 
Krde
haha he knows me kaafi pehle se. yess, college me hu
@maiden fjord πππππ€£π€£π€£
Sabko pata hai tu sone jayega


abey dignity kidhr gayi
lagna chaiye mardjaat ko darr
Lmao
Noob hai abhi 
Abtak Soya nahi tu??
@north palm aaj message dal de yar usko
lol
thats so sad
@analog cloak se jitni jaldi ho sake dur bhaag jana chahiye
love u @analog cloak btw
Kya aapki sydney m koi hot friend hai ?
round 2
π€ gand m ungli karwani hogi
Sutta m ni dignity
Ew, don't do gandi baatein
Aaj toh mera bhi off hai
Sounga abhi
Ab hoga mera comeback
Khaana khaa ke

Kaavish aya tha subah
Acha
Sidha lagegi 40k ki internship
Fir 10lpa ka package
@flint dagger hi Aryan ki bandi
π€¨
ha lol
honi bhi chaahiye
Mene hi enter karwaya th ππ
21 se 10 pe agy ππ@north palm
Uska bhi ip address chud gya th
@shy garnet suttaπ₯Ί
21 to 4th year me lagegi
Kkrheo

Abhi jo offer aya hai usko accept kr rha
Suar ke bassee
purani chats read
Only pfp which suits me well ππ
ask boujee
Pagal h?
mai chala

Dm krta hu aapko
@flint dagger hi unoooo
Pissi fuck up ho chuka hai
@flint dagger hi unoooo
Pissy
Chup
@outer gale uth ja suar
Sutta piye bina latring ni aati
@wraith jetty mc saale
Bengal m patakhe foot rhe
Bhej qr 
Latrine kiye bina sutta nhi aata
4mar log
π
bad debts maan lena
uhmm ha
Mat padh pagul
yes nhi padhri ab

ye kya tha
Kya mila padhke
haan hai, kyu?
ab toh DD gayab hogaye hongy jaise the hi nai
Wo thodaππ»ππ»
Baat chitππ»ππ»
Hojatiππ»ππ»
Tohππ»ππ»
thoda sa pagal hu
Arya lode

Aryan*

self realisation
Pissi
tru
Uno ke dm se idhar kaise ajata tu
?? Kesa self realisation tu c** ya thi pehle??
Acha
Hi yrr
i am blind
In dooomsday
nai chahiye biryani
Micheal dekhli?
Aapne mujhe mana krdiya?
kya hui?
Yes mid movie
kkal khaa liya
Kisko tag kru
Waste of money
I am trying
Bhool gya

Or mummy?? Bhi dekhli
@maiden fjord @maiden fjord
Oh akele?
Yess
paisa maang raha koi..jbse dekha woh tbse kharab hogayi aankhein
Bata jaldi konsi
Boujee
ghar pe bani thi
Okk ab
Ok
Kon tha wo mahan jo sutta sponsor kr rha tha
@mellow sage
nahi
Good good
Kyuu π₯Ί
aap ladka ho?
unko indians nahi chaiye
Yess
Clove mix krunga baki koi nahi
Lies h
nahi
Kitne ki aati wo?
meri saari friends ko gore hi chaiye, jooth kyu bolungi isme
Mai bhi gora hu yaar
hn 
bhay mai ladki kaha se lgta hu
Naam se

Aur pfp se
thank you yaar
Chal biryani khila ab
no money
Rehte hai kabii
kal uda diye paise
Lode
no money no honey
kaise mc se log hai
Kitna score kiya ?
5 lpa ke liye 10th ke marks 90+ kyu chahiye inko
@lusty mantle stay hydrated cutie 
669
fail hai ye
Juthi
10 se 5 pe agya @north palm 
hahahaha
aaya ni , clg me company aayi hai ek
mai to apply bhi na karu isme bc
Abe
me kr legi loll
company nam tell
ew
5lpa
669 wale dc pe ni aate
tereko react aur kubernetes aata hai ?
fir kya karegi waha jakar
tu hi kr
ye
mera bas chale to mai naukri hi na karu
but sirf dil ke
tru
Hii
berozgaari is not optional
its mandatory
but tu to ldki bhi nhi
true tha
hai
heyy
India me 6 years college and 1 year job ke baad foreign jaana sahi hai kya 
tune abhi tak n gram ni bataya
Kaise ho

mast u tell
akhand paisa hai to jaa sakte
Me bhi bdia wud
scholarship naam ki bhi chiz hoti hai
kya ?
waha rehne ka kharcha bhi to lagega
Akhand to nhi hai 
nlp padha hai tune ?
hum mile hai
remeb sundr ladki , vc nd all haha
maine ML hi ni padha
Prerna π
kon krta hai ye sab ew
Tch tch tch
Owner ki che che suno
Kse din aagye h
mujhe krna pad rha kyuki backend mere se hoti nahi
mere yha ML pe jobs ni milti
no point krne ka

Kaisi baatein kr deti hai ye
udk the context aryan better shadap
wo to haui
?av
Sadda hak aithe rakh ???
@dawn panther 
?
lekin mere flatmate ko 8k pm ki intern mili thi linkedin se
Modih jii
rip
kuki bhag gyi π
apna asli chehra laga de , yaha ki ladkiya flat ho jayengi
Kuki will be remembered π
remembered
My bad
rip aapki inglis
Grammar wali aagyi

Neet mein grammar nhi hoti kya
Bete
hota hai
Beti
Hi yrr
hi lol
To nikal kyu nhi pai
Just hi
nikal gya
Haath se?
kyu mazak banate ho mera
Pocha
Cool
Gud job
π
20rs per hour
Bechara pocha
ππ
Pocha
Kaamchori krne me kya mza aata h
@prisma citrus agree?
kaamchori karke paise kamana koi ayush se sikhe
π
Itne cute to dikhte ho aap
Kyun tu jaa rhi h
Usko kyu marna hau
M kyun bolun usko tera bye

π
Hi @woven swallow 
@woven swallow don't ignore saggy now
Hi @woven swallow 
Modihh
Ayush u suck
Aap kon
Ignore krdi ππ₯Ί
No u suck
Mujhe to kabhi hi ni bola
Agar shakal dikha dega to nahi kregi
No u might be the practical prototype of a healthy relationship
Hi saggy
I am
Chup hoja


no thanks I'm taken
Shahrukh Khan hai kya ye
Damn yaar bengal elections me kya ho gya ye

Kya h na mard ek bha*wa hai
@shy garnet babu
Kya hogya?
Cwazzyy
Modihh ji
Jo apni pasandida aurat ko ye hak de deta h ki voh uski ghoosa maar ske
@lusty mantle ke ek vote ne dekho modiji ko jita diya
Nobody can match the aura modih ji have
Remove pfp u r unc for this
Tmc strong dikh rhi thi exit polls me
Jo strong dikhta hai wo hota ni
Okie
@shy garnet babu
Godihh
@shy garnet babu
Risi ko hi dekh li
@shy garnet babu
Lo

Dikhta hai strong lekin hai ek number ka suar

π
@lusty mantle ππ€
Bhai aapko kisine bola aapki aankhen pyaari h?
Imagine being 20+ and ur pfp is ποΈ
Kya aap mard ho?
Yessir π’
Mai yaad kr rha tha aapko
Haww π
Nhiπ΅βπ«

@shy garnet dm aao na babu
Bolega bhi ni itni manhoos aankhen hai
Hata rha
no money
Saw it coming from mile away


Yea dude
Okay bro
Risii yar paise lauta de sabke
pehle bolo.aur maangna band kare
Bina mtlb ke hate krte mujhe

Agar acha aadmi hoga to aaj biryani khilayega
Ek din nahi rahunga toh yaad kroge mujhe
7 ko aaeg8
yaad toh karte hai
Wait rhega
ki ek bande se udhaari baaki hai
You're blocked
Dihh bhanusjali
Bahot jyada bolta tha ye razna
Ok
2 shabd pyaar se kya boldo
Happy for u
Happieee
Baarish hori idhar
na fkir
@north palm
Whi na

Sar pe chadh jaate
Nhi aana
Mumta didi ki squirting hogyi aaj

Thanda Mausam hai mast
Chinaar
uddiii babba re hambba hambba tumba tumba gumba gumba
Chinaar se yaad aaya @ancient orbit hi cutu
apke liye nai tha
Sori I'm taken
@subtle tulip chamarrrrrrr
party ko chinaar bola π€£
Basanti no dance

In front of these dogs

Khudko dog bolna achi baat ni
pura bangal orange h
aapko btana zruri ni samzti
Abey the mummy to 18+ hai aur I'd proof le Jana padta h kya?
@tender garden
π’π’
No
Bada lagna chiye dikhne n
M
Bhul mt 50r diya bhikari sale

π€£π€£π€£
Nhi lgta hoon ππ
Arey bc
Bada
Toh ye idhar bolne waali baat ni thi
Suar
Risi ne poore server se bhik maang rkhi π€£
mere piche pada tha tbse
Behen se bhi maangta π€£

Aap ne bhi
ye risi kaisa bheekari sa aadmi hai


Tune bola sale
@subtle tulip suar kahiki
Offline chali Jaa mint ke andar
Kyu dete ho isko paise
Haan bhikari hπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
Ooo bhai itne frank
bjp etne tough elections jeet kaise jaati h?
Isske udhaari maangne ka game strong hain
Modih ji
Ha wahi
π π
central govt unki hai isiliye
Abe bhagwaan hai unke saath
Modihi
Nahh man this pink pfp is not for men
Pta nhi bc mujhe bhi convince krdiyaa
Greebo ko dene se oiase aate

sahi baat h
Tune shayad usse bhi liye honge paise
Usse kisses?
modi modi modi π£οΈ
Acha , mai bhi de deta hu fir ek sutte ke
Jiski tujhe yaad aati
Aise hi sutte ke paise jod jod ke crorepati banjaunga
Mujhe bhi dedo mai bhi gareeb hu
Nah usse ni liye uspe toh spend kiye the
π π

Bheek maango
Acha
Vegan hoo me aaj se
Bhagwan ke naam pe dede soumyaa πππ«΄
Risii mang lega humari taraf se
Tune

Piche mat hatna

Vegan bhai me brahmin hoo aaj se
Ab tum dedo
@north palm mat Krna unc please
Kisne bola me chamar hoo

Salary ka wait rhega

Udhaar ke paiso se biryani lapet ke protein pura krta hai
Bhenchod pura April itna fast khatam hua
Tabhi itni achchi body ban gyi
Aur achese se
Aur salary ka time itna slow

Mere upar ke 4 abs aagye hau
Bas belly fat kam ho jaye to mai nangi pfp lagaunga
Mere jaise?
Mere chuche ni ban rhe

Flat chest
Tere se ache

Same
Laao mai kardu
Oh mujhe laga bich m rkh ke
Dost se bolo pakad ke kheech de nipple
Gay

@tender garden kal kare so aaj kr
Aaj kre so ab
Pal mai pralay hoyegi
Sax milega kab
Modi bhi virgin hai
rakhi savant h kya tu
vo bolti h na akbi modiji n sex ni kia hoga
Abe 
True
aj kare so kal kar
kal kare so parso
itni jaldi kya hai bharwe
abhi to jeena hai barso

Virgin mohit

Achha tha
Noice pfp
ab smjh aya ye kya h
Pehli baar suck my duck ne kuch achha likha
π· m shyr to nahi
Ni
bsrike meri shayari newspaper m ati h
Abe jana
Thodi si tareef kya krdo
Kaan mai mootne lgti
Mera hogya hai tum apna apna dekhlo
@nova isle hi
Thoda sa muh lagao
sach hai pr theeke
Sar pe chadh jaati
Wow yrr proud of u 
Fekne ki hadd paar h
π are mere colg m b meri poem chapi thi yar
kaise se ho
tum nalle hi mante ho kya sbko
achi h lekin muje white tidies psnd h
Nhi sab hamare jaise ni bn skte
vahi to
Isliye black hain meri
Vc aaega saggy?
Taaki tujhe pasand na aau
bach gyi m
Thodi der ruk
Hn
Meri dekhi thi isne
are larko ki dik jati h bat bat p dikane lgte
maine mere dosto ki deki h bs
Mat dekha kro na aap
Ladke log to Aisa ni krte kabhi
Lun ki topi ko chuchi bta ke dikha diya kisine isko
ππ
π€ pta ni krte h mne to mere adhe dost nange hi deke h holi p ek bar
Shrm kr
how can it be possible
thora to akal lga
gandu
Tf
Kitni gandi aurat hai tu
Possible hai
topi moti hoti nipple ita sa
Krke dikhau?
are maine thori kia tha holi party m larko k kapde faad dete h
m thori jaake fadti
saale fir rangeen sa badan hojata
Abb kuch ni gaaon m rehti wahan Kisika lun gora na chuchi hori hogi
Corn m dekha hoga isne
Bheek toh mang ra
nippies bhut cute hote h
@cloud prism happy birthday π
@cloud prism happy birthday π
hyd ganv h
@open nexus happy birthday π
@open nexus happy birthday π
@open nexus happy birthday π
@cloud prism happy Birthday π
Ye autocorrect bhi na
Teri bhen ki xhut
thanks 
itna feeka thanks?
it's gonna anyways win someday
Aur kese likhte hai 
Thank you yaar you are soo good that you remembered my birthday you are the best 
Aise likhte hai 
unpopular opinion but haryana is more dumber than bihar and up
@south wasp
@ivory pilot on h kya
@west agate khatte hai
meetha hu
i am starting to hate haryana more than up bihar
mai bengali nhi hu
West Bengal
i live therre i'm from pune
Oh
@open nexus happy birthday π
most kind people i met are from andhra, telangana, kerala, tamil nadu,
Doemcawg
Hey!

thankyouu

