general-chat

[glass leaf]

Thanks 👍

[proven eagle]

nice

[tender garden]

Bahot kuch kiya hai aapne

[glad smelt]

nicee

[ivory pilot]

groceries ki jagah dukaan bolna phir

[north palm]

UP mai rhne waale saare ladke chinaar hote

[proven eagle]

like what

[frozen dew]

Marvel comeback ke liye unhe bass spider pe. 2 movie banani hai

[tender garden]

Fast kro 2026 m itni slow typing speed

[glad smelt]

sab mast yaar aap btao

[tender garden]

@north palm ka dill chura liya aapne abb jail hogi

[analog cloak]

Buddhe is hafte ki bachcho ki maintenance kon bhejega

[glass leaf]

Woh sony ki franchise hain gaandu

[glad smelt]

[boreal gazelle]

ke dr doom ka jalwa aalag hi hai jese spider ka animation tha na usme bhi uska jalwa alag tha

[worthy ingot]

[hearty tapir]

Rishi ka asli naam Rizwan hai
Be aware

[proven eagle]

is that even a guy? sorry lol

[ivory pilot]

aayein? iska baare mein baat ho gyi

[tender garden]

Choti ungliyan hai kya?

[glad smelt]

wait fr?

[glass leaf]

Spider man bnane se marvel ka cumback kese hoga ...

[tender garden]

@north palm tujhe bolri

[glass leaf]

[glad smelt]

nopes

[tender garden]

No wtf

[north palm]

[hearty tapir]

Yepp isne ek baar reveal kiya tha yahi

[boreal gazelle]

aap bjp me believe karti ho ?

[glass leaf]

Yo surya budhau

[ivory pilot]

kkrh

[hearty tapir]

Belief krte hai

[glad smelt]

oh acha

[north palm]

Bhejta hu lekin kiske bachhe?

[tender garden]

Mai toh hindu hu jai shree ram

[ivory pilot]

kkrh]

[worthy ingot]

[tender garden]

Modihhh ji ki jai

[frozen dew]

Abey chutiye character marvel ka h voh movies rights sony pe h

[tender garden]

[glad smelt]

owh

[north palm]

@proven eagle mai ek abla nar hu yrr 💔

[frozen dew]

Hmm let's see

[ivory pilot]

mein allah hu allah hu akbar

[proven eagle]

aww issokay

[glad smelt]

kuch nhi yaar 😔

[tender garden]

Kya karte ho aap?

[glad smelt]

ye cliche questions kyu puchte sab log

[ivory pilot]

kaisa chal raha h vacation?

[proven eagle]

aap idm mai bhi ho damn

[hearty tapir]

Bhojpuri gaali try kro

[glass leaf]

Chutiye still marvel ki movies alg hain and sony ki alag ..spiderman bnane se sony ko faayda hoga naaki marvel ko marvel still has to improve their stuff

[tender garden]

Abb hogi aapko jail hogi

[glad smelt]

hey ram

[glass leaf]

[north palm]

@tender garden Abe cooler ka pankha slow ghum rha papa ko bhej de tere

[glass leaf]

Spiderman ko marvel se dur rkho bhai

[glad smelt]

kuch ni

[boreal gazelle]

ek toh new avenger bhi gandu hai

[proven eagle]

aap apna dhyan rakho sir

[devout nacelle]

Okok hu

[glass leaf]

After stanlee there is no marvel

[tender garden]

@spare hull jaao

[glad smelt]

bro what 😭

[worthy ingot]

Supporting bjp can make you 10/10 from 6/10 baddie

[tender garden]

Mean hori aap mujhse🥺

[north palm]

Abe oye @drowsy sigil @terse minnow se dur reh

[tender garden]

Padhai likhai ni?

[glad smelt]

kisko du gali

[proven eagle]

i like it

[north palm]

Thanks

[glass leaf]

+10

[frozen dew]

Comeback wise marvel ka hoga chor abhi hugne jara 🫂

[prime zinc]

Hi

[hearty tapir]

Jo chutiya sawal puche

[north palm]

Mean girls

[glass leaf]

[north palm]

Achhi movie thi

[tender garden]

Favourite genre mean gurls hi hai meri

[glass leaf]

Chorr

[crimson karma]

@grim shore ko

[north palm]

Ya series

[glass leaf]

Bhai

[north palm]

Whatever

[glad smelt]

oh achaa I'm toh ji urrently in 12th

[proven eagle]

lmao

[ivory pilot]

summer vacation??

[north palm]

@crimson karma hi bbg

[glass leaf]

Yeh saari chaale purani ho gyi saggy

[tender garden]

@north palm oh

[crimson karma]

kya re chikne

[glass leaf]

Girly pop bnara

[tender garden]

Where you live in gujrat

[ivory pilot]

pappu chor h

[prime zinc]

Ye Pinterest pfp wale

[north palm]

Mujhe kya tag kr rha bsdk

[proven eagle]

ahmedabad

[glass leaf]

+100

[hearty tapir]

@glad smelt phle isko do
Bhgwan ke bare galat bolra

[north palm]

Casi ho aap

[glad smelt]

abhi Kahan start Hui ye sale sab scl wale may 15th se dete chhutiyan

[tender garden]

pedo ko tag krunga na

[ivory pilot]

kon h?

[prime zinc]

Bhai kch jyada tez na chlra chat ?

[north palm]

[prime zinc]

Hai koi

[tender garden]

ohh nice place

[boreal gazelle]

pesa kamana sikhe ?

[north palm]

Bsdk

[glass leaf]

Active chat

[north palm]

Pagal hai kya

[tender garden]

[north palm]

Mai ni hu ped

[ivory pilot]

ohhh puck aisa kya

[tender garden]

Chui saggy

[prime zinc]

Yes

[north palm]

Mai to paudha hu

[ivory pilot]

naam bada

[tender garden]

Mai toh pediatrician hu

[glad smelt]

Chordo yrr humko kya
jo bolta h vahi hota h

[hearty tapir]

I'm groot

[glad smelt]

yes

[north palm]

Abe tu mc sarthak mujhe reply ni deta

[glass leaf]

Burqa baddies 💅

[glad smelt]

okayyy

[tender garden]

An @proven eagle a day keeps doctor away 💪

[prime zinc]

Washington sundar

[hearty tapir]

Diya to

[prime zinc]

[boreal gazelle]

abhi tk ladki vahi hai

[north palm]

Ohh h

Sori

[tender garden]

Thicc hoti hai🫪

@prime zinc jugaad kiya bhuk lagri

[glass leaf]

And milky too

[hearty tapir]

Noo

[ivory pilot]

kaha ghumne ka plan h 15 ke baad?

[tender garden]

No cqp

Cap

[prime zinc]

Maine aaj subha proper baddies dekhi beach mein

[hearty tapir]

[proven eagle]

well said

[hearty tapir]

Q uski ho nhi skti kya

[prime zinc]

Bahar aaya hu

[tender garden]

Varanasi jaa rha hu 2 din keliye jo join Krna chahta wo haath uthaye

[tender garden]

Laude mera?

[glad smelt]

kahi ni jane denge mere ghar wale😍

[hearty tapir]

Utha diya

[tender garden]

Aur apples kya krte ho aap

[glass leaf]

Baddies with Bikni tan >>>>>😩

[ivory pilot]

gharwalo ke saat chle jao akele kyu jana h

[tender garden]

Teri me ki chu

[hearty tapir]

[prime zinc]

Jaa jaa bht bdhiya jagha hai

[glad smelt]

khud bhi nhi jaate

[proven eagle]

holidays chal rhe

[tender garden]

Tu khaane ka jugaad kr pehle baate mat chod

[ivory pilot]

💔 🦕 sed

[tender garden]

School m ho?

[glass leaf]

Holi kab hain holi

[proven eagle]

khatam hogyi school

[glad smelt]

maybe varanasi jaye is baar

[hearty tapir]

Teri me ke lun

[crimson karma]

potato ko khudki itni tension nahi jitni milkie ki hai

[tender garden]

Achaa

[boreal gazelle]

shikho app download kar

[glad smelt]

beet gyi holi toh

[hearty tapir]

Peldo ise

[tender garden]

Mai bhi chalunga

[proven eagle]

storage issues 💔

[worthy ingot]

Wo to tujhe bhi nahi

[crimson karma]

[glad smelt]

jao fir

[glass leaf]

Someone said holiday chal rhe hain

[crimson karma]

sale bengali

[boreal gazelle]

modi modi

[tender garden]

mean

[crimson karma]

bacha hai abhi

[ivory pilot]

wow wow lots of garmi

[worthy ingot]

Aakthuu

[glass leaf]

Me aur mere corny jokes ...

[worthy ingot]

Mai aur bangali

[tender garden]

Surya naam ka ek Banda har ghante dc pe aata

[hearty tapir]

Mja aayega fir to

[glad smelt]

fr😔

[glass leaf]

Bengoli bokasoda

[crimson karma]

tu bangali ni hai?

[glad smelt]

garmi toh bhayankar hogi

[worthy ingot]

[hearty tapir]

Abhi to barish hori thi

[ivory pilot]

chahe modi meri gand marle mein vote modi ko dunga 🫡

[worthy ingot]

Jharkhand

[tender garden]

Allah reham kare

[crimson karma]

ohh bihari hai

[ivory pilot]

thandi jagah jao mast jammu

[crimson karma]

tu 18 ka ho gaya??

[tender garden]

Jharkhand ko jhaant koi janta hai

[worthy ingot]

Tum kisi ko vote karo jayega to bjp ko hi

[glad smelt]

arey varanasi me hoti garmi bhayankar wali

[glass leaf]

Mere pass maakasm itna ganda joke hainaa bhai

[tender garden]

Pehle koi chinhe toh

[boreal gazelle]

toh naya phone leke kar

[glass leaf]

[hearty tapir]

@glad smelt khud dekho ab

[ivory pilot]

21 ka hu bhay

[glass leaf]

Agar boldu toh ban miljaayega

[glad smelt]

jharkhand ka capital btana jra

[crimson karma]

dhoni

[glad smelt]

hawww

[hearty tapir]

2 din se barish hori
Mene reels dekhi mst mausam ki

[tender garden]

Ranchi

[boreal gazelle]

patna

[ivory pilot]

aayein dhoniii thalaaaaaaaa

[glad smelt]

good job

[tender garden]

Ranchi

[glass leaf]

[proven eagle]

aap paise doge naye phone ke?

[tender garden]

[glad smelt]

[tender garden]

Geography top level hai

[ivory pilot]

bole joh koyal

[tender garden]

Meri

[glass leaf]

Where is jumri taliyaa

[crimson karma]

indonesia ka capital btana

[boreal gazelle]

shikho app se dekhle voh sikha dega

[glad smelt]

wrong! 😠

[glass leaf]

Bangkok

[worthy ingot]

Karachi soon

[tender garden]

Aaj 3 tareek hai 5 month modih ni 1 akele bande hai 8-1 7 thala for a reason

[crimson karma]

ruk google karne de

[ivory pilot]

thala hona chahiyeee

[tender garden]

Oh

[boreal gazelle]

I

[glad smelt]

idhr 3-4 din se ho rhi barish

[glass leaf]

Maaf Krna thailand ka capital hai

[tender garden]

Indian geography*

[hearty tapir]

Lucky fellow

[glad smelt]

[crimson karma]

bhadwe jakarta hai

[boreal gazelle]

YE sikha tha me toh shikho app se

[ivory pilot]

meri kaafi strong h

[crimson karma]

[glass leaf]

Napidhaw hai

[tender garden]

Haa toh muh m lele mera aake pucha kisne terse laude ke baal ando ki jhaant

[worthy ingot]

Litti choka can fuck dal baati anytime anyday fight me

[tender garden]

Facts

[hearty tapir]

@ivory pilot me to na sehta

[ivory pilot]

teri maa

[glass leaf]

Daal baati sucks

[glad smelt]

byee guys

[crimson karma]

jab daal baati top pe thi litti chokha aand mai thi

[tender garden]

Teri maa ni hai kya

[glad smelt]

both are yummy imo

[tender garden]

Rajasthaniyo ko toh paani se bheengo ke maarna chiye

[boreal gazelle]

toh dard nahi hota tha ?

[worthy ingot]

[hearty tapir]

Why guys

[worthy ingot]

Ye sickulars khane me bhi ....

[glass leaf]

I am with u littichokha better

[tender garden]

[crimson karma]

abey tu shirt pehen ke aa pahle

[glass leaf]

[hearty tapir]

Dhokla or sev usal kha tu to

[tender garden]

Garmi bahot hai thandi m pehnunga

[glass leaf]

Vadapav <<<< dabeli

[glad smelt]

aise he guys

[glass leaf]

Sev usal >>> misal

[tender garden]

Kaha litti chokha ke bich dhokla jaisi gandi dish laa rha ye

[crimson karma]

ho rha tha fir nikaal diyaab theek hai tere bauji

[tender garden]

Dhokla sabse worst food hai

Ulti ajati khaa ke bc

Kaise khaate

[north palm]

Jab aao

Ye risi yahi hota

[tender garden]

[glass leaf]

Dhoka ki spelling galat hai

[hearty tapir]

Aise kaise
Kaise kaise hogye

[north palm]

@proven cave wakeup

[tender garden]

Chup rend

[north palm]

Aaj to may 3 hai @steel gust hi

[tender garden]

@proven cave wakeup

[boreal gazelle]

Oo lekin aand kyu nikal diya

[glass leaf]

Us stick to your protein nga ..

[crimson karma]

wo to puchh ke aa tu

[boreal gazelle]

Ek number hai

[tender garden]

Ye fatakadi kon hai

[worthy ingot]

Marathis have so many great dishes like puran poli n all but they hype to fucking samosa pav and misal levda lassan

[glass leaf]

Dhokla ki jagah lawda khaa liya hoga bhaiyaa

[tender garden]

May 13 ko sab wo chod krenge mai tera gaana laga ke cringe bklode

[boreal gazelle]

Kiske aand me tha lekin voh toh bata tb jaunga na

[hearty tapir]

[glass leaf]

Bombil khaayi hai kabhi ??

Bhai mast hoti hai

Thori jyaada fishy hoti lekin

[worthy ingot]

Mooli*

[glass leaf]

Nhi bhai bombay duck ek machli hai

[crimson karma]

mulli se ek hi insan yaad aata

[glass leaf]

Uske pakore khaana kabhi

[crimson karma]

[worthy ingot]

Vegan hai mai

[glass leaf]

Chii

Machchar ka doodh peene wale

[crimson karma]

[worthy ingot]

Delicate

[crimson karma]

vegan dudh nahi pite

[boreal gazelle]

Bhai tum Zinda kese ho

[worthy ingot]

Dare hai? Gym kare hai

[glass leaf]

Toh how can u talk about maharastrian food unke best dishes to non veg hai

[prime zinc]

[boreal gazelle]

Vada pav

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

[worthy ingot]

Aur log to kha sakte na but missile pav lavda pav

[glass leaf]

Vada pav se better Dabeli hai

[glass leaf]

Misal pav i don't like that much

Neither samosa pav

Bc khaane ke name pe deep throats

[worthy ingot]

Anything pav

Pav was peaked at chai bun

[glass leaf]

Ek toh pav khaake constipation alag

[worthy ingot]

There was no need

[glass leaf]

Maska bun great

[worthy ingot]

Is there something pomfret pav

[glass leaf]

Pomfret pav ???

[worthy ingot]

Both marathi hyped

Ought to be there

[glass leaf]

Pomfret to onli good in monsoon with whisky 🥃

[worthy ingot]

[glass leaf]

I don't drink

[worthy ingot]

Karna chahiyw

Mai to nahi karta

But sabko karna chahiye

[glass leaf]

Achank se sv me itna sannata kyu ho gyaa

[worthy ingot]

Ladki gayi na

[hearty tapir]

Yogi ji aagye

[glass leaf]

Mkb

[hearty tapir]

[glass leaf]

This sv is full of simp

[worthy ingot]

Evidently so

[hearty tapir]

Ye baat to sahi hai

[worthy ingot]

Potato is the leader

[hearty tapir]

Kash tu ladki hota
Sb yahi hote

[glass leaf]

I remember someone simped at me ... misunderstanding me as femal

[hearty tapir]

[worthy ingot]

Nitro mang leta

[hearty tapir]

Recharge krwa leta

[worthy ingot]

Recharge is so 2010

[hearty tapir]

Wo bhi 33 ka hai

[glass leaf]

Netflix ka subscription is so 2020

[worthy ingot]

Uninor

[glass leaf]

Telenor

User

[hearty tapir]

Only fans??

[worthy ingot]

Tata docomo

[glass leaf]

This is not america

[glass leaf]

Og

[worthy ingot]

Og is MTS, dolphin

Most people never heard

[glass leaf]

Why would you pay a girl for teasing you

Bc

[worthy ingot]

Pay to a brothel

[tender garden]

Net mirror ke zamane m subscription kon leta

[glass leaf]

Me

[north palm]

Kya pta may 3 se rhyme tha to krdia tag

[glass leaf]

Har mahine 3 autopay katte

[tender garden]

Bsdk

[tender garden]

Teri Gand ke Autopay hote?

[north palm]

Bhot pimple sa ladka hu yr mai

Simple*

[tender garden]

Pimple

[glass leaf]

Yt , epidemic sounds and netflix

[worthy ingot]

Mere to 1 hi platform se 3 autopay kat te cuz idk konsa last wala hai

[glass leaf]

[north palm]

Abe chal Teri baat sahi hogi lekin poocha kon ?

[tender garden]

Subscription kon hi leta iss zamane m

[tender garden]

[glass leaf]

[prime zinc]

[tender garden]

Ashwin lode

Bhukha maar dalega kya

[glass leaf]

Teri maa ne puch tha

[prime zinc]

Mreko nahi dere

[tender garden]

Mai toh na sehta @north palm

[north palm]

Nhi poocha

[prime zinc]

3 logon se maang chuka

[tender garden]

Bsdk jugaad kr kuch toh

Aaj biryani khaa ke rahunga

[worthy ingot]

Aajkal to sundar ladkio ka bhi snap dekhne ka mann ni karta

[prime zinc]

Jugaad ka bhi koi raasta nahi , abhi ek hi rasta hai

[tender garden]

😡

[tender garden]

Ladkiyon ko hi dekhne ka Mann ni krta

Mera toh

[prime zinc]

Saggy

[tender garden]

Kyaa rasta

[glass leaf]

Snapchat kon use krta

[tender garden]

More piya gye rangoon wahan se kiya hai telephoon

[worthy ingot]

Sundar ladkiya

[tender garden]

Kaha ki yaad satati hai

Jiya m aage lagati hai

[tender garden]

2-4 sundar ladkiyon ki snap id de

Mai bhi dekhu

[glass leaf]

Piya ko waha pe sex mehnga pad rha hai

[tender garden]

Chup reh boujeee bsdk

[worthy ingot]

[tender garden]

Biryani sponsor krdo @glass leaf @worthy ingot

[prime zinc]

Bank le daaka daalna

[worthy ingot]

POSH lagva lu tumhare chinarayi ke liye

[tender garden]

140 rupay full plate biryani

Babuji bhandara karwa dijiye

[glass leaf]

Mehngi hai

[tender garden]

Baba log khaa lenge babuji

[tender garden]

Chicken hai

[glass leaf]

120 me aajati hain mere yaha

[tender garden]

Abe muradabadi

Masale wali

Hyderabadi toh 120 ki hi hai

Aaj ghar m koi hai bhi ni khana bnane ka Mann ni krra

[glass leaf]

Gareeb ki gendmasti to dekho

[tender garden]

[worthy ingot]

Chai piyo garmi me body thanda rahega

Biryani kya hota hai

[tender garden]

Sponsor krdo hyderabadi

[glass leaf]

[tender garden]

Only coffee peeta

[worthy ingot]

Ye dekho aesthetic ke 14

[glass leaf]

Khichdi khaao usme protein kenkiye soyaachamp daaldo

[tender garden]

Chai chhor rkhi hai 4 saal se jabse gym jaara

Chai se liver issue hote

[glass leaf]

Saath me chass pi lo

Aur sojaao cooler chalu krke

[tender garden]

Boujeee lode sponsor Krna hai toh kr baate mat chod

[worthy ingot]

Dal chawal + 4 langda aam

[tender garden]

Where is my love @shy garnet

[glass leaf]

Max I can do is 50

[tender garden]

100 krde 20 I'll do

[glass leaf]

Sorry I am out

[tender garden]

50 hi krde quarter khaa lunga

[north palm]

Kapil Sharma ka episode dekh leta hu

Bore hora hai

[tender garden]

Dikhaa

Vc m

[hearty tapir]

Bekar hai

[glass leaf]

Pucha kyaa kisine

[tender garden]

@glass leaf

[north palm]

Fir whi faltu baat

Tu batayega ab

Bekaar hai ki achha

[tender garden]

Maaro iss lode ko

[north palm]

Saale suar

Risi

[hearty tapir]

Btane se koi rok skta hai kya

[tender garden]

Bol

[north palm]

Gaand dedo na aapki

4 min ko

[glass leaf]

Ravivaar ko upvas kro shanidev khush hoge

[tender garden]

Ye lo 🍑

[north palm]

Laao

Thanks

[tender garden]

Saturday ko hota hai lode😡

[hearty tapir]

Sachme teri boring life se jyada boring hai

[tender garden]

Krna hai toh krde baate mat chod

[tender garden]

Abe tu hota kon hai usse bolne wala

Apni chavvi sudhar pehle

[glass leaf]

Sorry salary nhi aayi abhitak

[hearty tapir]

Critic

[tender garden]

Abhi toh 50 krra tha mc

[north palm]

Tujhe kaise pata meri life boring hai

Saale stalker

Saare sarthak chinaar hote

[tender garden]

Sax Krna chahta hai ye saggy tere saath

[hearty tapir]

[north palm]

Achha mai to lekin abhi kr rha hu

[hearty tapir]

Segxy

[north palm]

@mighty nova uth ja

Kitna soyegi

[tender garden]

@flint dagger hey if you are milky way, I'm your Andromeda and we gonna collide soon

Astronomy rizz

[north palm]

Chi bhai😭🥺🤣

[tender garden]

🥺

Kitna cringe hu na mai

🤣

[north palm]

Mere liye to Aisa ni bola aapne kabhi 💔🥀❓

[hearty tapir]

Ladkibaz hai

[hearty tapir]

Tu ladki nhi hai na

[flint dagger]

Kapde pehnke aa 😭pehle

[north palm]

Tujhe kaise pata

[tender garden]

@north palm hey if you are milky way, I'm your Andromeda and we gonna collide soon

[mighty nova]

nhi yr 2 ghante ki neend bachi hai

[north palm]

Saale stalker

[shy garnet]

[tender garden]

Expected a better reply than this

[north palm]

Achha
Soja fir

[tender garden]

Biryani khaani hai babu

[north palm]

Gudnite

[flint dagger]

Blehhhh

[hearty tapir]

Qnki tera khda ho jata hai rom rom jazbat ka

[north palm]

Same line maar di

[mighty nova]

subah subah bhook lag gai yr

[tender garden]

Kyaa krri ho

[shy garnet]

woi sochu love lve kyu karra

[tender garden]

Spamm

[prime zinc]

[flint dagger]

Ghoomi Ghoomi bhen ki neet exam h

[tender garden]

Gharpe koi ni hai bnane ka Mann ni krra

[north palm]

Kele kha doodh ke sath
Fir 4 parathe dahi mai

[glass leaf]

Bc it's all I have mujhe bhi to daana paani chugna hainaa kal aayegi salary

[tender garden]

Akele akele mujhe ni bulaya

[shy garnet]

dekhlo isse @mighty nova

[prime zinc]

Oye potti

[glass leaf]

Mtlb payment

[mighty nova]

ideaaaa god

[north palm]

Haww 💔 razna broke my heart

[flint dagger]

I ain't potti

[shy garnet]

real intention @mighty nova

[tender garden]

Tmkc toh bola kyu I was happy for a moment

[flint dagger]

Aajaa

[tender garden]

Latring?

[prime zinc]

Mai kaise Maan lu
?

[shy garnet]

meine kaha kuch kaha

[north palm]

Razna to talaq dena padega ab

[prime zinc]

Choti height wali

[mighty nova]

@tender garden bhai thoda toh sudhar Jaa see @shy garnet is soo fed up from you

[tender garden]

Abb kya fayda bolne ke baad bulari 🥺

[north palm]

Achha fir thik

[hearty tapir]

Agr salary 1 ke baad aati hai to Dehadi worker ,bandhua majdoor ho tum

[tender garden]

Razna and me kissed already

[shy garnet]

only saggy love is turu love. risi ko bas paisa paisa, gold digger kahi ki

[north palm]

[tender garden]

Meri 7 ko aati hai mai kya hu?

[north palm]

Luv ju tu razna

[mighty nova]

what is going on 😭

[tender garden]

💔you broke my heart

[flint dagger]

😭😭nahi bauni bolra

[hearty tapir]

UP walo ka chlta hai
Labour hote hai na

[flint dagger]

Huhh bol rhi hu na

[shy garnet]

heart?

[north palm]

@tender garden aapne Aaj letring kri?

[tender garden]

Bauni gurls toh cute hoti hai

[hearty tapir]

Shawty bol

[flint dagger]

Nahi aana?

[tender garden]

Just abhi krke aya

[prime zinc]

Jhooth bolri

[tender garden]

Aana hai

[flint dagger]

Ok

[north palm]

Kitni lendi giri?

[mighty nova]

dekh ke aaja jaaake

[hearty tapir]

Tu ginke aa

[prime zinc]

Kaya ghum rahi

[flint dagger]

Aajaa ( kapde pehnke)

[tender garden]

Please sponsor m biryani pet gudgud krring

[north palm]

Video call ni Kiya Aaj wo isliye poocha

[tender garden]

Nange aane m kya dikkat😡

[tender garden]

4-5

Moti

[north palm]

Bas?

[north palm]

Fir to achhi baat hai

[tender garden]

Lambi bhi thi

[mighty nova]

lende dekhne ka shauk rakhte ho?

sabki ya sirf iski

[tender garden]

Hum dono ek dusre ki

[shy garnet]

no money

[north palm]

ni yrr ek dusre ki letring ka pata hona chahiye pyaar badhta hai usse

[tender garden]

Where is my love @shy garnet

[tender garden]

70 rupees ki aati hai biryani

[glass leaf]

Me freelancer hoo meri payment aati hain salary nhi

[tender garden]

[shy garnet]

2 blocked messages

[mighty nova]

good going

[tender garden]

Razna madarchod

[north palm]

Kitna size? Aapke dik jitna chota ya mere jitna bada?

[mighty nova]

@shy garnet ki bhi dekh liyaa karo

[shy garnet]

1 blocked message

[hearty tapir]

[tender garden]

Mere dik jitna bada

[mighty nova]

trip rakho

[shy garnet]

chi I don't do all that

[north palm]

Uffo ye to kaafi smol hogya fir

[mighty nova]

bhai potti toh sab karte haina

[tender garden]

Phibi toh trip keliye locked in hai

[north palm]

Whi na

[tender garden]

Pahado pe latring ka maja alag hai lekin

[north palm]

Natural chiz hai

[glass leaf]

Chal bhai scanner bhej

[shy garnet]

I don't. pretty girls don't do

[hearty tapir]

[mighty nova]

thankyou bhai aapne yaad rakha

[north palm]

Hn baraf se lot pot hui aati hai

[tender garden]

Love u

[glass leaf]

50 max

[mighty nova]

areee toh jeevan kaise chalta hai aapka

[tender garden]

Yaad hai direct nikalne waale din message aaega

[glass leaf]

Aaj khichadi khaake sona parega

[tender garden]

Request

[tender garden]

Jamm jaati hogi

Icecream jaise

[shy garnet]

sab digest hojaata

[mighty nova]

bhai packing karni hoti hai destination mein phochna hota hai 2 din pehle btaadiuo

[tender garden]

Razna se dosti khatam hai aajse

Boujee is my new bestfriend

[mighty nova]

bc itaa kitaa healthy? 😭

[prime zinc]

Bc

Bhookh lgra

[tender garden]

Theek hai Maggie rkhlena cup waale 7-8

[shy garnet]

boujee se bhi khaata khulwaa diya @dusty thunder @dawn panther @north palm

[tender garden]

bas isiliye terse baat ni krta

[mighty nova]

bass yahi hai tere essentials

[tender garden]

Dost ko neecha dikhata hai na

💔

[mighty nova]

ramen reh gai yr

[shy garnet]

haraktein sudhaar lee na firr

[tender garden]

Ramen rkkhliyo

[shy garnet]

dost sacchai dikhaata

yes man nai banta

[mighty nova]

mat kar koshish khel khatam hai idhar

[tender garden]

Ek biryani khiladega toh dik cut jaega kya tera

[mighty nova]

din*

[shy garnet]

i don't have it

[tender garden]

Fu

[dusty thunder]

risii yaha se 1-2 lakh ka scam krke hi jayega lagra

[tender garden]

@dusty thunder teri maa ki soot

[tender garden]

[shy garnet]

quite possible

[north palm]

[tender garden]

Vc @north palm @mighty nova

Bc ghar waalo ko bhi month end m bahar jaana tha

[glass leaf]

Bkl

[tender garden]

Hi

[north palm]

Kaha Jaa rhe

[tender garden]

Creatine se fayda toh ho rha

[prime zinc]

Khud bana le Mai recipe bata deta hu

[tender garden]

Noida gyi hai mummy behen

[uncut bronze]

Meow

[north palm]

Rukja Kapil Sharma dekhunga pehle

[tender garden]

Abe bnane toh mujhe aata hi hai

Mehnat lagti

[north palm]

Boring laga to ni dekhunga

[north palm]

Bas aise hi darte rehna mehnat se

Saale gandu

[glass leaf]

Now I am broke

[north palm]

Jiss Desh ka yuwa hi aalsi ho

[glass leaf]

[prime zinc]

Abey

[north palm]

Namard ho

Behaya ho

[prime zinc]

Bht easy hai

[glass leaf]

Khichdi bnani padegi

[north palm]

Uss Desh ka kuch ni ho skta

[tender garden]

@north palm link bhej episode ki

[glass leaf]

[north palm]

Netflix pe hai

[tender garden]

[glass leaf]

Client ko bolna padega payment de maadharchod

[tender garden]

Freelancers ki life ni hoti

Aaj paisa hai kal ni hai

[north palm]

Freelancers sasti rond hote

[tender garden]

Security ni hai

[glass leaf]

45k ki payment hai laadle

[tender garden]

Acha

Mai kaise maanu?

[north palm]

Ohh

[tender garden]

5k idhar de

[shy garnet]

kuch khaas nai laga episode

[glass leaf]

Freelancing me hi paisa hai

[north palm]

Aadhe bhej fir dekhta hu agar tere paas 22.5 k bache to sach bolra hai

Wrna jhut

[tender garden]

Jhoot hi bolra

Ek biryani ke paise toh diye ni gye isse

[glass leaf]

I shoot and edit ads and event

[north palm]

Whi na wrna abtk 10 hazar bhejke proof krdeta

[north palm]

Whi

[glass leaf]

Teri mkb risii

[tender garden]

Abe itne hote toh tu abtak 5k mujhe aur 5k saggy ko deke

[glass leaf]

[tender garden]

Proof krdeta

[glass leaf]

Nhi hain bhai

[north palm]

Righog01@oksbi

Daal do isme

[glass leaf]

Me gareeb unemployed hoo

[tender garden]

0 hatake

[glass leaf]

Jophdi me rehta hoo

Khaane ke vaandhe hain mere

[tender garden]

@north palm accept Krliya iss gareeb ne

Fekta hai ye

Suk my dukh jaise

[north palm]

Mujhe to pata hi tha

[north palm]

🤣🤣☝️

[tender garden]

[glass leaf]

Atleast mene ajjtak bikh nhi maangi

[tender garden]

Friendship ended with @shy garnet now my new bestfriend is @glass leaf

[glass leaf]

[shy garnet]

net mirror ke website pe hai episode

free mei

sign in krke dekhle

[north palm]

Ek to meri mummy jbtk poora Ghar Tod ke firse na banale tbtk khana ni milta mujhe

[glass leaf]

[glass leaf]

[tender garden]

Boujee my love

[north palm]

Boujee dogla hai

[glass leaf]

Atleast tujhe khaana mummy bnake deti

[north palm]

Kal palat jayega

[shy garnet]

dekhte hai kitna din chalti

[north palm]

Ghar aaya hu isliye

2 din baad ni milega

[tender garden]

Boujee ne mujhe biryani sponsor ki hai

Kuch galat ni sununga

Maakichut tumhari

[shy garnet]

[north palm]

Abe mc @glass leaf

[tender garden]

[north palm]

Mujhe to ni bheja

💔💔

[glass leaf]

Ab tumlog mujhe bhejo

[tender garden]

Abb toh mai khaunga

[shy garnet]

kaash risi ko risii jaisi bandi mil jaaye

maza aajayega

[tender garden]

Salary aane de boujee

[tender garden]

Mai bandi pe kharch krdeta hu

[north palm]

Bhikmange ko bhikmangi hi milti hai

@chilly junco @quasi yoke

[tender garden]

Hahaha

[shy garnet]

correct

[tender garden]

Bsdk saggy

[north palm]

[shy garnet]

fir jab tere paise khatam hojaye toh breakup

[glass leaf]

Aamrass khaana hai

[tender garden]

Achaa

[north palm]

Lwde Peete hai usko

[tender garden]

Aaja

[north palm]

Ye gawar hi rhega

[tender garden]

Puri aamrass

[glass leaf]

Mangoes laane padege

[glass leaf]

Gujrat me khaate hai

[tender garden]

Ab kaha se aaye paise madarchod biryani ke toh aadhe hi diye tune

[north palm]

Tum gujrati chutiye hi hote ho

Achha hai mai gujrat ka ni hu

[shy garnet]

aamras mei aam ke pieces hote hongy

[tender garden]

@shy garnet sorry I have to unfriend you

[shy garnet]

plus aamras

[tender garden]

No more friends

[north palm]

As if he cares

[glass leaf]

Rundike groceries toblaane de ginn ke 200 rs hain 2 din chalane hai

[tender garden]

🥺

[glass leaf]

Maadhr

[shy garnet]

sadly I do

[tender garden]

Madarchod aam konsi grocery m aata hai?

[north palm]

Risi saale friend bana Terichachi ki nunni

[tender garden]

Yaa ataa hai

Nvm

[glass leaf]

Mene kab bola ajj hi Mango laaunga

[tender garden]

[glass leaf]

Waise bhi aam ka season aane me der hai

[tender garden]

Toh biryani toh Puri khilaa deta

Aadhi biryani khilai

Ek taang aaegi

Murge ki bas

[glass leaf]

Yeh gareeb

[shy garnet]

aur kitna? mumbai mei toh milne lage fresh fresh

[glass leaf]

Ki mkc

[tender garden]

Bhai kal ghar ke bahar se

[glass leaf]

After 10 may

[tender garden]

Aam liya

[glass leaf]

Saste hoge

[tender garden]

Itna kacha

Tha mkc

50 rupay ka ek

Khatta ekdam

[shy garnet]

acha

[glass leaf]

Alfanso mangoes and kesar

[tender garden]

Rndike scammers

[north palm]

Bore hora ab

Jata hu

[tender garden]

Vc chadh

[north palm]

[tender garden]

@north palm

[shy garnet]

[north palm]

Kya krega

[tender garden]

Moan

[glass leaf]

[north palm]

Pakka?

[tender garden]

Aaja poker khele

[north palm]

Nhi kra to leave krdunga

[tender garden]

@shy garnet @glass leaf

Nahi

Poker khelenge

[north palm]

Aao poker

[shy garnet]

poker nai aata

[north palm]

Kon kon aayega

[tender garden]

Abee aao

Poker mast hai

[north palm]

@severe cloak poker

[tender garden]

Sikha denge

[glass leaf]

Nhi bhai tumlog khelo lunch bnana hai

[shy garnet]

mei chala padhne

[tender garden]

@severe cloak poker

[glass leaf]

[tender garden]

Shreee

[north palm]

Good idea

Mai bhi krleta hu

[shy garnet]

Yes

[tender garden]

Bklund koi poker ni khelna chahta

[shy garnet]

Risii ko marne do

[tender garden]

Kaise log hai

👎🏻

[shy garnet]

Asli paise kama le pehle

[tender garden]

Bc meri shift hai 8 hours straight

[north palm]

Bye

[shy garnet]

fir udaana

[tender garden]

Tab tak timepass krne do

[tender garden]

Kamata hu kode

Lode

[shy garnet]

Lagta nai

[prime zinc]

Mai aaj bana rha hu

[tender garden]

Month end ki majburi ko ni smjhte tum

[shy garnet]

new month shuru hogaya 3 din se

[tender garden]

Mere liye end hai

7 ko shuru hoga

Jab salary aaeg8

[shy garnet]

dekhta hu tb sabki udhari clear hoti kya

[tender garden]

@flint dagger 😡😡😡teri pitayi hogi soon

[tender garden]

Tune udhar diya hai mujhe?💔

Mujhe laga dosti m pyaar se diya

[shy garnet]

mere laawa

meri toh maaf

maze kar

[tender garden]

Aur kiske

Dev ke sabse pehle dunga

Aur kisika ni hai

[shy garnet]

@outer gale

[shy garnet]

dheeraj saggy boujee?

[tender garden]

Bsdk wo sab chutiya bnaye hai😭😭😭

[shy garnet]

sacchi?

[tender garden]

Aur kya 😭😭

[shy garnet]

yakeen nai hora

[tender garden]

Trust ni mujhpe aapko💔

[shy garnet]

saggy se puchunga

[tender garden]

Abe wo toh bakchod hai jhoot hi bolega

Saggy pe jyada trust hai na

[north palm]

Kya

[tender garden]

Merse

[shy garnet]

meri kasam dunga toh sach bolega

[north palm]

Hoga hi

[tender garden]

Isiliye dosti Tod rha mai terse

Razna

Saggy sagga hai na tera

[shy garnet]

ye bhi koi sawaal hai

[tender garden]

Theek hai be happy with saggy

We are no more friends from now on

It's over

[north palm]

[shy garnet]

iski udhaari hai kya? mere boujee ke lawa kisi se

meri kasam sach batayyo

[tender garden]

👍🏻

[north palm]

Dev pe

650

[shy garnet]

aur

[north palm]

mere 400

[tender garden]

Tere konse 400?

Nsdk

Bsdk

Chutiya bana ren

Bik gyi gormint

[shy garnet]

dheeraj? kuki?

[north palm]

Dheeraj ke 1200

[shy garnet]

baapre

2250 hogaya

[north palm]

Bhot hai

[shy garnet]

Hmm

Chalo bye

[prime zinc]

[north palm]

Wist ke

Jo tu becha tha

2.66 ka ek wist rha

Tune 150 maange the

Bola tha 1000 krega fir 500 dega

[topaz drift]

[prime zinc]

Ye lediz logon ko har cheez mein late kyu krna hota hai bhai

Any frnds

[worthy ingot]

Wahi to ek kaam hai khana banao wo bhi nahi hota inse

[prime zinc]

Ekdum late krte

[novel heart]

Hello

[dull ravine]

hi

[ivory pilot]

abey yrr mc garmi

[glass leaf]

Mene toh bheje hain bsdk ...dosti yaari ke naate

[glass leaf]

Why look kinda angry !!!

🙂🙃

[glass leaf]

Khud bnake misogynist budhau

[golden ermine]

yes

[glass leaf]

Sojaao yaar

Ek achchi si filam dekhni hai

Ab toh @ted.26 bhi nhi hai

[golden ermine]

wht

no

[glass leaf]

Movie suggestions kisse maangu

[glass leaf]

Whut

[tender garden]

Haan tu apna hai

[glass leaf]

Bloodhounds

Dekhlu kyaa

Kdrama

@tacit dagger naya meme video daal

[tender garden]

Valo se fursat milegi tab toh

Dalega

[viscid ivy]

Hiiii

@tacit dagger Weight kam karne ke upay batayein

[shy garnet]

ozempic

[golden ermine]

idonno

[viscid ivy]

@tacit dagger Mass recruiter sabka masiha Mass recruiter sabko job dega!!!

Hii @golden ermine

[golden ermine]

hy

[viscid ivy]

Casio

[golden ermine]

are me na ayush smjhke

ayush ko mne sb btadia

fir pta chala vo mera dost ayush ni h

abse m kam bola krungi

[golden ermine]

kon mass recruiter

[viscid ivy]

अजीब दुविधा

[viscid ivy]

AIB campus placement parody

Usmein yeh Mass recruiter bana thha

[shy garnet]

sab bolne ke baad :

[golden ermine]

han

[golden ermine]

oh

never heard abt it

[golden ermine]

acha

[viscid ivy]

Aur batao ya mat batao aapki marzi

[worthy ingot]

Mai to khud hi banata hun

[lusty mantle]

@north palm @outer gale @plain sable @alpine bone

[north palm]

[plain sable]

Hoiii @lusty mantle bbg

[lusty mantle]

hi shawtie

[north palm]

kuch kaam waam ni hota kya tujhe

gawar si

[lusty mantle]

tujhe jaise bohot hai