#general-chat
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nice
Bahot kuch kiya hai aapne
nicee
groceries ki jagah dukaan bolna phir
UP mai rhne waale saare ladke chinaar hote
like what
Marvel comeback ke liye unhe bass spider pe. 2 movie banani hai
Fast kro 2026 m itni slow typing speed
sab mast yaar aap btao
@north palm ka dill chura liya aapne abb jail hogi
Buddhe is hafte ki bachcho ki maintenance kon bhejega
Woh sony ki franchise hain gaandu
ke dr doom ka jalwa aalag hi hai jese spider ka animation tha na usme bhi uska jalwa alag tha

Rishi ka asli naam Rizwan hai
Be aware
is that even a guy? sorry lol
aayein? iska baare mein baat ho gyi 
Choti ungliyan hai kya?
wait fr?
Spider man bnane se marvel ka cumback kese hoga ...
@north palm tujhe bolri


nopes
No wtf
Yepp isne ek baar reveal kiya tha yahi
aap bjp me believe karti ho ?
Yo surya budhau
kkrh
Belief krte hai
oh acha
Bhejta hu lekin kiske bachhe?
Mai toh hindu hu jai shree ram
kkrh]

Modihhh ji ki jai
Abey chutiye character marvel ka h voh movies rights sony pe h

owh
@proven eagle mai ek abla nar hu yrr π
Hmm let's see
mein allah hu allah hu akbar
aww issokay
kuch nhi yaar π
Kya karte ho aap?
ye cliche questions kyu puchte sab log
kaisa chal raha h vacation?
aap idm mai bhi ho damn
Bhojpuri gaali try kro
Chutiye still marvel ki movies alg hain and sony ki alag ..spiderman bnane se sony ko faayda hoga naaki marvel ko marvel still has to improve their stuff
Abb hogi aapko jail hogi
hey ram

@tender garden Abe cooler ka pankha slow ghum rha papa ko bhej de tere
Spiderman ko marvel se dur rkho bhai
kuch ni
ek toh new avenger bhi gandu hai
aap apna dhyan rakho sir
Okok hu
After stanlee there is no marvel
@spare hull jaao
bro what π
Supporting bjp can make you 10/10 from 6/10 baddie
Mean hori aap mujhseπ₯Ί
Abe oye @drowsy sigil @terse minnow se dur reh
Padhai likhai ni?
kisko du gali
i like it
Thanks
+10
Comeback wise marvel ka hoga chor abhi hugne jara π«
Hi
Jo chutiya sawal puche
Mean girls

Achhi movie thi
Favourite genre mean gurls hi hai meri
Chorr
@grim shore ko
Ya series
Bhai
Whatever
oh achaa I'm toh ji urrently in 12th
lmao
summer vacation??
@crimson karma hi bbg
Yeh saari chaale purani ho gyi saggy
@north palm oh
kya re chikne
Girly pop bnara
Where you live in gujrat
pappu chor h
Ye Pinterest pfp wale
Mujhe kya tag kr rha bsdk
ahmedabad
+100
@glad smelt phle isko do
Bhgwan ke bare galat bolra
Casi ho aap
abhi Kahan start Hui ye sale sab scl wale may 15th se dete chhutiyan
pedo ko tag krunga na
kon h?
Bhai kch jyada tez na chlra chat ?

Hai koi
ohh nice place
pesa kamana sikhe ?
Bsdk
Active chat
Pagal hai kya

Mai ni hu ped
ohhh puck aisa kya
Chui saggy
Yes
Mai to paudha hu
naam bada
Mai toh pediatrician hu
Chordo yrr humko kya 
jo bolta h vahi hota h
I'm groot
yes
Abe tu mc sarthak mujhe reply ni deta
Burqa baddies π
okayyy
An @proven eagle a day keeps doctor away πͺ
Washington sundar
Diya to 
abhi tk ladki vahi hai
Thicc hoti haiπ«ͺ
@prime zinc jugaad kiya bhuk lagri
And milky too
Noo
kaha ghumne ka plan h 15 ke baad?
Maine aaj subha proper baddies dekhi beach mein 

well said
Q uski ho nhi skti kya 
Bahar aaya hu 
Varanasi jaa rha hu 2 din keliye jo join Krna chahta wo haath uthaye
Laude mera?
kahi ni jane denge mere ghar waleπ

Utha diya
Aur apples kya krte ho aap
Baddies with Bikni tan >>>>>π©
gharwalo ke saat chle jao akele kyu jana h
Teri me ki chu

Jaa jaa bht bdhiya jagha hai
khud bhi nhi jaate
holidays chal rhe
Tu khaane ka jugaad kr pehle baate mat chod
π π¦ sed
Holi kab hain holi
khatam hogyi school
maybe varanasi jaye is baar
Teri me ke lun 
potato ko khudki itni tension nahi jitni milkie ki hai 
Achaa
shikho app download kar
beet gyi holi toh
Peldo ise
Mai bhi chalunga

storage issues π

jao fir
Someone said holiday chal rhe hain
sale bengali
modi modi
mean
bacha hai abhi
wow wow lots of garmi
Aakthuu
Me aur mere corny jokes ...
Mai aur bangali
Surya naam ka ek Banda har ghante dc pe aata
Mja aayega fir to
frπ
Bengoli bokasoda
tu bangali ni hai?
garmi toh bhayankar hogi

Abhi to barish hori thi
chahe modi meri gand marle mein vote modi ko dunga π«‘
Jharkhand
Allah reham kare
ohh bihari hai
thandi jagah jao mast jammu
tu 18 ka ho gaya??
Jharkhand ko jhaant koi janta hai
Tum kisi ko vote karo jayega to bjp ko hi 
arey varanasi me hoti garmi bhayankar wali
Mere pass maakasm itna ganda joke hainaa bhai
Pehle koi chinhe toh
toh naya phone leke kar

@glad smelt khud dekho ab
21 ka hu bhay
Agar boldu toh ban miljaayega
jharkhand ka capital btana jra
dhoni
hawww
2 din se barish hori
Mene reels dekhi mst mausam ki
Ranchi
patna
aayein dhoniii thalaaaaaaaa
good job
Ranchi

aap paise doge naye phone ke?


Geography top level hai
bole joh koyal
Meri
Where is jumri taliyaa
indonesia ka capital btana
shikho app se dekhle voh sikha dega
wrong! π
Karachi
soon
Aaj 3 tareek hai 5 month modih ni 1 akele bande hai 8-1 7 thala for a reason
ruk google karne de
thala hona chahiyeee
Oh
I
idhr 3-4 din se ho rhi barish
Maaf Krna thailand ka capital hai
Indian geography*
Lucky fellow 
bhadwe jakarta hai
YE sikha tha me toh shikho app se
meri kaafi strong h

Haa toh muh m lele mera aake pucha kisne terse laude ke baal ando ki jhaant
Litti choka can fuck dal baati anytime anyday fight me 
Facts
@ivory pilot me to na sehta
teri maa
Daal baati sucks
byee guys
jab daal baati top pe thi litti chokha aand mai thi 
Teri maa ni hai kya
both are yummy imo
Rajasthaniyo ko toh paani se bheengo ke maarna chiye
toh dard nahi hota tha ?

Why guys
Ye sickulars khane me bhi ....
I am with u littichokha better

abey tu shirt pehen ke aa pahle

Dhokla or sev usal kha tu to
Garmi bahot hai thandi m pehnunga
aise he guys
Sev usal >>> misal
Kaha litti chokha ke bich dhokla jaisi gandi dish laa rha ye
ho rha tha fir nikaal diyaab theek hai tere bauji 

Dhoka ki spelling galat hai
Aise kaise
Kaise kaise hogye
@proven cave wakeup

Chup rend
Aaj to may 3 hai @steel gust hi
@proven cave wakeup

Oo lekin aand kyu nikal diya
Us stick to your protein nga ..

wo to puchh ke aa tu
Ek number hai
Ye fatakadi kon hai
Marathis have so many great dishes like puran poli n all but they hype to fucking samosa pav and misal levda lassan 
Dhokla ki jagah lawda khaa liya hoga bhaiyaa
May 13 ko sab wo chod krenge mai tera gaana laga ke cringe bklode
Kiske aand me tha lekin voh toh bata tb jaunga na

Bombil khaayi hai kabhi ??
Bhai mast hoti hai
Thori jyaada fishy hoti lekin
Mooli*
Nhi bhai bombay duck ek machli hai
mulli se ek hi insan yaad aata
Uske pakore khaana kabhi


Delicate
vegan dudh nahi pite
Bhai tum Zinda kese ho
Dare hai? Gym kare hai
Toh how can u talk about maharastrian food unke best dishes to non veg hai


Aur log to kha sakte na
but missile pav lavda pav
Vada pav se better Dabeli hai
Misal pav i don't like that much

Neither samosa pav
Bc khaane ke name pe deep throats
Ek toh pav khaake constipation alag
There was no need
Maska bun great
Is there something pomfret pav
Pomfret to onli good in monsoon with whisky π₯

Ladki gayi na
Yogi ji aagye

Evidently so
Ye baat to sahi hai
Potato is the leader
Kash tu ladki hota
Sb yahi hote
I remember someone simped at me ... misunderstanding me as femal
Nitro mang leta
Recharge krwa leta
Recharge is so 2010
Netflix ka subscription is so 2020
Uninor
Only fans??
Tata docomo
This is not america
Og
Me
Kya pta may 3 se rhyme tha to krdia tag
Har mahine 3 autopay katte
Bsdk
Teri Gand ke Autopay hote?
Pimple
Yt , epidemic sounds and netflix
Mere to 1 hi platform se 3 autopay kat te cuz idk konsa last wala hai

Abe chal Teri baat sahi hogi lekin poocha kon ?
Subscription kon hi leta iss zamane m


Teri maa ne puch tha
Mreko nahi dere 
Mai toh na sehta @north palm
Nhi poocha
Bsdk jugaad kr kuch toh 
Aaj biryani khaa ke rahunga
Aajkal to sundar ladkio ka bhi snap dekhne ka mann ni karta 
Jugaad ka bhi koi raasta nahi , abhi ek hi rasta hai
π‘
Ladkiyon ko hi dekhne ka Mann ni krta
Mera toh
Saggy 
Kyaa rasta
More piya gye rangoon wahan se kiya hai telephoon
Sundar ladkiya
Piya ko waha pe sex mehnga pad rha hai
Chup reh boujeee bsdk

Biryani sponsor krdo @glass leaf @worthy ingot

Bank le daaka daalna
POSH lagva lu tumhare chinarayi ke liye
Mehngi hai
Baba log khaa lenge babuji
Chicken hai
Abe muradabadi
Masale wali
Hyderabadi toh 120 ki hi hai

Aaj ghar m koi hai bhi ni khana bnane ka Mann ni krra
Gareeb ki gendmasti to dekho

Sponsor krdo hyderabadi
Ye dekho aesthetic ke 14
Khichdi khaao usme protein kenkiye soyaachamp daaldo
Dal chawal + 4 langda aam
Where is my love @shy garnet
Bekar hai
@glass leaf 
Maaro iss lode ko
Btane se koi rok skta hai kya 
Bol
Ravivaar ko upvas kro shanidev khush hoge
Ye lo π
Saturday ko hota hai lodeπ‘
Sachme teri boring life se jyada boring hai
Krna hai toh krde baate mat chod
Abe tu hota kon hai usse bolne wala
Apni chavvi sudhar pehle
Sorry salary nhi aayi abhitak
Critic
Abhi toh 50 krra tha mc
Tujhe kaise pata meri life boring hai
Saale stalker
Saare sarthak chinaar hote
Sax Krna chahta hai ye saggy tere saath

Achha mai to lekin abhi kr rha hu
Segxy
@flint dagger hey if you are milky way, I'm your Andromeda and we gonna collide soon
Astronomy rizz
Chi bhaiππ₯Ίπ€£
Mere liye to Aisa ni bola aapne kabhi ππ₯β
Ladkibaz hai
Tu ladki nhi hai na
Kapde pehnke aa πpehle
Tujhe kaise pata
@north palm hey if you are milky way, I'm your Andromeda and we gonna collide soon
nhi yr 2 ghante ki neend bachi hai
Saale stalker
Expected a better reply than this
Achha 
Soja fir
Biryani khaani hai babu
Gudnite
Blehhhh
Qnki tera khda ho jata hai rom rom jazbat ka
Same line maar di
subah subah bhook lag gai yr
Kyaa krri ho 
woi sochu love lve kyu karra
Spamm

Ghoomi Ghoomi bhen ki neet exam h
Gharpe koi ni hai bnane ka Mann ni krra
Kele kha doodh ke sath
Fir 4 parathe dahi mai
Bc it's all I have mujhe bhi to daana paani chugna hainaa kal aayegi salary
Akele akele mujhe ni bulaya
dekhlo isse @mighty nova
Oye potti
Mtlb payment
ideaaaa god
Haww π razna broke my heart
I ain't potti
real intention @mighty nova
Tmkc toh bola kyu I was happy for a moment
Aajaa
Latring?
Mai kaise Maan lu
?
meine kaha kuch kaha
Choti height wali
@tender garden bhai thoda toh sudhar Jaa see @shy garnet is soo fed up from you
Abb kya fayda bolne ke baad bulari π₯Ί
Achha
fir thik
Agr salary 1 ke baad aati hai to Dehadi worker ,bandhua majdoor ho tum 
Razna and me kissed already
only saggy love is turu love. risi ko bas paisa paisa, gold digger kahi ki
Meri 7 ko aati hai mai kya hu?
Luv ju tu razna
what is going on π
πyou broke my heart
ππnahi bauni bolra
UP walo ka chlta hai
Labour hote hai na
Huhh bol rhi hu na
heart?
@tender garden aapne Aaj letring kri?
Bauni gurls toh cute hoti hai
Shawty bol
Nahi aana?
Just abhi krke aya
Jhooth bolri

Aana hai
Ok
Kitni lendi giri?
dekh ke aaja jaaake
Tu ginke aa
Kaya ghum rahi
Aajaa ( kapde pehnke)
Please sponsor m biryani pet gudgud krring
Video call ni Kiya Aaj wo isliye poocha 
Nange aane m kya dikkatπ‘
Bas? 
Fir to achhi baat hai
Lambi bhi thi
lende dekhne ka shauk rakhte ho?
sabki ya sirf iski
Hum dono ek dusre ki
no money
ni yrr ek dusre ki letring ka pata hona chahiye pyaar badhta hai usse
Where is my love @shy garnet
70 rupees ki aati hai biryani
Me freelancer hoo meri payment aati hain salary nhi

2 blocked messages
good going
Razna madarchod
Kitna size? Aapke dik jitna chota ya mere jitna bada?
@shy garnet ki bhi dekh liyaa karo
1 blocked message
Mere dik jitna bada
trip rakho
chi I don't do all that
Uffo ye to kaafi smol hogya fir
bhai potti toh sab karte haina
Phibi toh trip keliye locked in hai
Whi na
Pahado pe latring ka maja alag hai lekin
Natural chiz hai
Chal bhai scanner bhej
I don't. pretty girls don't do

thankyou bhai aapne yaad rakha
Hn baraf se lot pot hui aati hai
Love u
areee toh jeevan kaise chalta hai aapka
Yaad hai direct nikalne waale din message aaega
Aaj khichadi khaake sona parega
sab digest hojaata
bhai packing karni hoti hai destination mein phochna hota hai 2 din pehle btaadiuo
bc itaa kitaa healthy? π
Theek hai Maggie rkhlena cup waale 7-8
boujee se bhi khaata khulwaa diya @dusty thunder @dawn panther @north palm
bas isiliye terse baat ni krta
bass yahi hai tere essentials
ramen reh gai yr
haraktein sudhaar lee na firr
Ramen rkkhliyo
mat kar koshish khel khatam hai idhar
din*
i don't have it
Fu
risii yaha se 1-2 lakh ka scam krke hi jayega lagra
@dusty thunder teri maa ki soot
quite possible
Bkl
Hi
Kaha Jaa rhe
Creatine se fayda toh ho rha
Khud bana le Mai recipe bata deta hu
Noida gyi hai mummy behen
Meow
Rukja Kapil Sharma dekhunga pehle
Abe bnane toh mujhe aata hi hai
Mehnat lagti
Boring laga to ni dekhunga
Now I am broke
Jiss Desh ka yuwa hi aalsi ho

Abey 
Bht easy hai
Khichdi bnani padegi
Uss Desh ka kuch ni ho skta
@north palm link bhej episode ki

Netflix pe hai

Freelancers sasti rond hote
Security ni hai
Ohh
5k idhar de
kuch khaas nai laga episode
Freelancing me hi paisa hai
I shoot and edit ads and event
Whi na wrna abtk 10 hazar bhejke proof krdeta
Whi
Teri mkb risii
Abe itne hote toh tu abtak 5k mujhe aur 5k saggy ko deke

Proof krdeta
Nhi hain bhai
Me gareeb unemployed hoo
0 hatake
@north palm accept Krliya iss gareeb ne
Fekta hai ye
Suk my dukh jaise
Mujhe to pata hi tha
π€£π€£βοΈ

Atleast mene ajjtak bikh nhi maangi
Friendship ended with @shy garnet now my new bestfriend is @glass leaf



Boujee my love
Boujee dogla hai
Atleast tujhe khaana mummy bnake deti
Kal palat jayega
dekhte hai kitna din chalti
Ghar aaya hu isliye
2 din baad ni milega


Abe mc @glass leaf

Abb toh mai khaunga
Salary aane de boujee
Mai bandi pe kharch krdeta hu
Bhikmange ko bhikmangi hi milti hai
@chilly junco @quasi yoke
Hahaha
correct
Bsdk saggy

fir jab tere paise khatam hojaye toh breakup
Achaa
Lwde Peete hai usko
Aaja
Ye gawar hi rhega
Puri aamrass
Mangoes laane padege
Gujrat me khaate hai
Ab kaha se aaye paise madarchod biryani ke toh aadhe hi diye tune
Tum gujrati chutiye hi hote ho
Achha hai mai gujrat ka ni hu
aamras mei aam ke pieces hote hongy
@shy garnet sorry I have to unfriend you
plus aamras
No more friends
As if he cares
Rundike groceries toblaane de ginn ke 200 rs hain 2 din chalane hai
π₯Ί
sadly I do
Madarchod aam konsi grocery m aata hai?
Risi saale friend bana Terichachi ki nunni
Mene kab bola ajj hi Mango laaunga

Toh biryani toh Puri khilaa deta
Aadhi biryani khilai
Ek taang aaegi
Murge ki bas

Yeh gareeb
aur kitna? mumbai mei toh milne lage fresh fresh
Ki mkc
Bhai kal ghar ke bahar se
After 10 may
Aam liya
Saste hoge
acha
Alfanso mangoes and kesar
Rndike scammers
Vc chadh

@north palm

Kya krega
Moan

Pakka?
Aaja poker khele
Nhi kra to leave krdunga
Aao poker
poker nai aata
Kon kon aayega
@severe cloak poker
Sikha denge
mei chala padhne
@severe cloak poker

Shreee
Yes
Bklund koi poker ni khelna chahta
Risii ko marne do
Asli paise kama le pehle
Bc meri shift hai 8 hours straight
Bye 
fir udaana
Lagta nai
Mai aaj bana rha hu
Month end ki majburi ko ni smjhte tum
new month shuru hogaya 3 din se
Mere liye end hai
7 ko shuru hoga
Jab salary aaeg8

@flint dagger π‘π‘π‘teri pitayi hogi soon
Tune udhar diya hai mujhe?π
Mujhe laga dosti m pyaar se diya

@outer gale
dheeraj saggy boujee?
Bsdk wo sab chutiya bnaye haiπππ
sacchi?
Aur kya ππ
yakeen nai hora
Trust ni mujhpe aapkoπ
saggy se puchunga 
Abe wo toh bakchod hai jhoot hi bolega

Saggy pe jyada trust hai na
Kya
Merse
meri kasam dunga toh sach bolega
Hoga hi
ye bhi koi sawaal hai 

iski udhaari hai kya? mere boujee ke lawa kisi se
meri kasam sach batayyo
ππ»
aur
mere 400
dheeraj? kuki?
Dheeraj ke 1200
Bhot hai

Wist ke
Jo tu becha tha
2.66 ka ek wist rha
Tune 150 maange the

Bola tha 1000 krega fir 500 dega


Wahi to ek kaam hai khana banao wo bhi nahi hota inse
Hello
hi
abey yrr mc garmi
Mene toh bheje hain bsdk ...dosti yaari ke naate

Khud bnake misogynist budhau
yes
Whut
Haan tu apna hai
ozempic
idonno
@tacit dagger Mass recruiter sabka masiha Mass recruiter sabko job dega!!!
Hii @golden ermine
hy
Casio
are me na ayush smjhke
ayush ko mne sb btadia
fir pta chala vo mera dost ayush ni h

abse m kam bola krungi
kon mass recruiter
ΰ€ ΰ€ΰ₯ΰ€¬ ΰ€¦ΰ₯ΰ€΅ΰ€Ώΰ€§ΰ€Ύ
AIB campus placement parody
Usmein yeh Mass recruiter bana thha
sab bolne ke baad : 
han
acha
Aur batao ya mat batao aapki marzi
Mai to khud hi banata hun 

Hoiii @lusty mantle bbg
hi shawtie

kuch kaam waam ni hota kya tujhe
gawar si
tujhe jaise bohot hai






