#general-chat
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Tereko kuch nhi hua?
ikr same words hote hai
Dusre kamre me phatta
aree toh kya funnπ₯²
Btw mai kutchi hu
Phatta means woh shocket me short circuit huq
i thought guju hoga
haaan bhai hands on bilkul
uskoo phataa nhi bolte gelchode
sort hua woh bass
Mere charger ki toh maiyaa chud gyi lekin

Bc
Khrcha MKC
Kala hogya hoga tere jesa
iphone charger tha kya?
what is gel hode
Ji haa
Indori gaali hai
Mummy ka iPhone xr charge pe thaa
Yk chris gayle?

Woh jab chodne aata h
shit then I take my word back sori
oh samjhaa
Then its gelchod
Iski maka alu paratha
Gel = raasta
Cho de = chu dna
Raaste pe chu dne wala
got it
meh
aree tune toh gaali ki mat di
Yeah makes sense
Kartik crazy ball knowledge
Yess
M bhi mp se hoon
nhi yaar bhot pure gaali hai saalo badman mat karo
Wait mummy ka phone charge pe thaa mtlb paise mere papa dege
Yaar mp me log bhi rehte haai kya

It's common niche nhi h
viratchode
Thandi me tatte gille
Acha
noiceee
True
And the plot thickens
AAgaya. Bolo beta
ofcourse
Mummy kaisi hai
kiski?
bete se puch raha
continue
Razna zara bartan to mazna
5000 nikal
beta paisa jhaad pe nahi ugta
3000 jeb mein?
Shhhh
ek toh ye deepak kalal
Petrol aur khaane peene ke paise
ajata
Not deepak kalal ngga
- charger
baap hu bank nahi
toh
nhi nhi sabko ptaa chalna chahiye
no idea
Sunil pal
???
Haaan
Suni paji
sab ek hi hai
Raajhnaa
Ha vi
Gangadhar hi shaktimaan
Sheedaymaut
Tedi jindagi
@ted.26 kaha hai

He is gone
#noonemissingted
Yrr ye risi to maxtern hai
dedced
@tender garden
Abhi muje suggestion hua same hi h

acha
Anyone here who watches ufc?
sharam ni aati kya
Ye apni wali skye hai 
Hii @worthy ingot you heard about Agni 6 Missiles announcement
ik, tabhi toh bola
No announcement just a qna and update
Mai pucha
haan voi hai
I wondered why Agni missiles don't have fins like others how do they even control themselves with Thrust Vectoring
Ballistic missile doesn't have fins. It has a fixed trajectory predecided. It flies with hypersonic speed on re-entry so you wont be able to communicate with say radio signals. Yes if it's MIRV or MARV, it's payloads may have fins and other surface controls to maneuver
Okay I understand
Tera banda to son papdi h hatt
Yeh Teri pfp mein Hania Aamir hai kya?
hiee
to banao fins
Kya fayda tum bangali aur odiya log usko bhi machi samajh ke kha jaoge 
Koi pondicherry ka beech dekhega?
Pondicherry Beach dekhne kaun jata hai
Sed
ππ
Kisine Bengali bola?
Yo mama
Bengal bolte hi
tanu weds mannu

Paradise beech ke paas
Nope
Tanuji bangali hai? 
Nahi to
Phir thik
Bangalan
Kitna time hai waha?
Love you rahega
Aaj hi aya
Bengali hun
Chii
Abhi kidhar hai bata me aata
Sorry didi

Paradise beech hai koi
Pehli non baddie bengali
How are you?chat.
okay okay aaya 15 min me
Oou esa hain kya
Entry fees hai yha

@proven cave wya
Bina charger mein lagae phone charge nahi ho rahi
Hi
Aur ek bhi hai 
kaun
arre sad
π
Gareeb logo ke problemπ

ye kaun
Mamata didi
wahi to
Sai bilkul meme lagta π€π€π€
Maymay
ohh haa
Hii

Jang hogyi bhai pictures ma to
@grim crystal what is this behaviour?
salam chacha
Hiπ
Heyy
kal dungi,kal dungi keh kar dhoka de gyi bkl
kya dene wali thi
future plans
kw hal hai
kiske saath
Kal kabhi nahi aata
moj lere tu bata
ji ji
kuch nhi bhai rehne de... ye bata aaj teri bhi gand fati thi?
short notes padhle
ab tho mere pe hi short flim banegi suc. Ide ki
tutututuutu
film to kaal banegi
3 ghante
aur dalegi kith?
mere piche
kon bol raha tha dhoni khelega
Risii pusssy
Hi
Koi stream kardo
Ha yarrr
Samay to kar ni rahe hai
Hi
Netflix wala show ehape stream hoga keya.. netflix nahi hae
Hey dude
Same same
Bataao koi
Jispe hai netflix vo krdo stream
koi stream kardo bhai
How to watch samay episode...koi please stream kardo.. eksathe dekte hae
Hae keya koi
Too much excited to see the Kapil Sharma show episode
kya cheda bhosdi
Netmirror pe nhi hain kyaa woh wala ep
???
Streaaaammmmm plsssss
Love u
@remote lily bhai bahot garmi h
+1
kaisa chal raha h kaam
kaam? π
abe india ki location hi kharab h mkc
first year first year
@worthy ingot ur real journalist π«‘
8
abe?? master kr rha hoga
π
Anyone can stream the kapil sharma show?
pakda gya
I don't have netflix yaar
samay ka ep dekho kapil sharma show
Of course wahi dekhna hai
Koi stream kar sakta hai kya vc pe
bye mein dekhne ja raha
watch on netmirror
anytime bruh. Also you can fuck the bachaybazi star from quetta @plucky notch in your free times 
2-3 din lagenge aane me udhr
Got it thank you
Kyaaaa π

abhi to netflix pe aaya
waha se voh netmirror wale server pe lenge khudke
then dalenge na
hey ?whey
Koi stream kardo yaar, netflix kon le ek episode ke liye
Demn
yo yo
kch acha aya h kya
Hey whey
Cummmm to vc who wants to watch samay kapil show
Kispe hai ?
kya bey
Cllg bataiyo mp m
ye Kya tarika hai
Me rundiyaa nhi chodta 
Percentile ?
Hnm
Yah yah
Gwalior ke bahar
Lnct
Hmm
Gaao walooo link mil gyaaa T_T
https://t .me/KKKSSSKKKKSS
Remove the space between . And t
Faas fass
Thanx mee later but if u want to donate u can gpayπ

π± π΄ π© π °οΈ
But yeh link hain kiss chizz kaa

Paste on google -_-
Telegram aarha hain kis ksksks ka
Ussi me hai suar ho kyaaaπ£
Kisi ke pass show ka link hai?

yeh tu channel ha video kha
hayee
uf hayee
aise kru
Yea yea better 
@tacit dagger ayga kia
@worthy ingot kon bandhy ga tujhe tum tu heavy kisam ke andbakht lgty bye bye mein nhi krta tujhe mention ab


said with 92999 others?
vc aa
teekhi mirchi
You know who else won't mention me? Sqn ldr usman yusuf 
bhak
Bahar hu ruko
aao aao
Hiii
@plain sable
Risi ko drag mat de Dena
Aur dekh lena koi jhantu na aaye
yes bbg
m kya ter eentertainment k lie hu
kahi aur marwa sale
When a man moans to Mai uska naam chillaun
π€ m chidhiya hu
Thoda time
Koyal
nhi kawwi
ok
Pe pe pe pe pe furrr
tuje jhad dungi
Big black crow
Pakshi rajan ππ
tu bandits se h ?
Cheh joined Hu bs 
ok
Nhi nhi
ok like that
State
ok

gotch
Slow youβre
are baap re bandits sick sv
Howβs your dadu
oh aj mujse bat kie
Storie sunao
pr meko nhi pehachane
fir thori der bad pehachane
bs 5 min mushkil se icu m bat krne dete fir bhaga dete
kya hi bolo
π€ m to us nurse ko 2 bar chakma deke fir andar agyi
Kahan hai wo?
I thought youβre not at home so calls pe baat ki
Gal pe sawar hai, jeena sawar hai
nhi hospital
nhi m ghar hu
Hn smjha ab
hospital jati hu na daily
Neet wale aaj dikh nhi rhe
Sleeping?

Hospital kyu jaa rahe ho
Spottedd
Aisa kya hai
Chup reh
Good now delete it
Taniya mittal oyee
Dil garden garden ho gaya
Kal mujhe ek blue colour ki chidiya dikhi
Pashmina dhago ke sang
Garden se yaad aaya
wow
La la la
kingfisher?
Shayad
youre bad with birds
Ye dharu ka naam nahi hai? Chidiya ka naam hai
or memory
dono ka
I'm bad with names of birds
i see
kisse
Kuch badhiya topic utha9
Kisise bhi
Female ho toh natural interest aata hai
shi baat h
esa kyu hota lekin
like agr women ho bs
toh wo lgta hai worth it
ki han ruk skte hai
women ki validation se maja aata hai
mardon ki koi respect hi nahi
Evolution hi aisa huaa hai
hmm
Phussy se aisa mehsus hota hai ki wow kuch crazy ho gya
Han
fir females are appreciating them
Phussy ke liye
smjha
smth is in there ig
Dinosaur kaun mar rha hai bhai
philosophy
kya pta
πππ
impress krne ke liye
Dinosaur gend nhi tod dega bhai
Kya
eat work sleep repeat
aadmi thaan le toh kuch bhi krskta hai
padhai
Chal fir doctor ban ke dikha
Kis chijh ki
Nikal gayi hekdi
ethics krke hai..acca mej
prr mai marna prefer krunga

Bata morality kya hai aur ye kaun decide karega kya sahi kya galat
aafia tu update dene wali thi
Should I smoke one up
Yaar female ji
i believe in objective morality..God
@dawn panther @spiral hamlet @willow patrol all the best bhaiyo β
Light daal ispe
π¦
Mat pdh tu philosophy
π¨π¨
bhai aapki jo ye pfp hai ye aapne khud draw ki hai?
Late ho gaya, seedha bed pe so gaye
Ghanta chori ki hogi pint se
nai. intentionally choose koya..drawn pic google sw
Nahi fir bhi nahi banai hogi isne
dayem
are padhna hai..11 30 ke baad kar sakte
Isme sochne ki kshamta hi nahi
hmm
shi baat h
desh ka yuva
aalsi h
yes
kiske saath
Mai bhi
yay
tysm bhai
Ye sb log apne saath kaise baat kr rhe yaar shishtacharya hi nahi hai
Abey tu online sale soja jldi
itne jaldi nai sorha mai Lmao....
Kab h ?
12 baje sounga
Acha bhai
han
2-5 hota hai
Ooo fir to jaag skta h
Batameez, but no worthy men out there
Tujhe pata hai mai bhagwan hu
Hmm padhiyo to mat
yeee 12 ko sorha firbhui
revise krtha
Avg single girl mentality
Mila nahi toh achha nahi
Stress hoga abhi to
Substance lele thoda sa
but whatever...i believe ki logon ko individual mindset pe dhyan dena chahiye rather than to be in a group or community
Layak bano pehle
shaadi.com pe chale jao
bio mai ratna walii cheeje examples and shit
acha
Hmm karle kya batau mai
π€ Stress m galti to hogi hi
Breath control shi rehta hai
mujhe nai hota stresss π
yes kro
Acha vai esa
Proof: mai swayam bhagwan bol rha hu in written I'm god. I'm the universe
And the creation
And beyond
woahh
And the creator as well
dayem
Line lagwa deni mene, Oye 
Yes
i believe you

Divorcee nahi chahiye
π€π€ blood pressure check kar
Gandi mithaio pe sabse jyada makhiya hoti
H8
I mean heat bet
ladkiyo ke liye toh win win hai na pr
Chahiye kya tumko 
normal hai
Nope
How
O wow fir hilale
chal anyways goodnight see ya tmrw
Han ab tu bhi bhagwan
or the day after
Hahaha yessir vc aaega to batana
Okok
Kya tum divorcee ho
chal gayi totoh jeewan saathi warna paisa
Mai sochta hu log commitment ke liye itna marte kyu hai
Nii niqaah toh ho pehle
tyy bye
Pehli chijh toh ye ki pyaar jaisa kuch hota hai nahi
Dusri chijh , single raho alag alag jagah bache do
Apni mauj masti karo
Aur kya chahiye
yahi soch hoti
jinki morality nnai hoti
Tumhe hua nhi hai Raju Isiliye aisi batein karte ho
Reel baaaz aagya
Hui thi but mujhe samajh aaya ki aisa kuch nahi hota
Fu
Ye pretentious harkat hoti hai
Pyaar Krna bhi ek dikhawa hota hai
Khudke ke liye
Mai kisi aur ko pyaar nahi kr pata hu uske pyaar krne ko krta hu
Wow sucha person thinks I'm great aisa
Mai bhagwan hu yaar
No comparison
Mai kitna achha hu wow
ye pen hai jese comet, gire panne pe tu gone hai put the pen in oppenheimer, ese fat'te jese bomb hai @wheat pike isme put the pen in oppenheimer line ka kya mtlb hai?
do you love your parents?
do they love you?
Nahi.
Nah
chall hatt
i agree
Love is a fake thing
means you can feel it
Man made
so it exists
4 text aur iski ideology change hogi
Only sax is real
logically love is fake
empathy is smt u can have from ur parents or some close one
related to dna
The feeling is of being safe and secure not of love
Only thing that is real is your expectations
for some, fewling safe can be feeling loved
You expect that if you do x then it will result in y from them
expectation ishuman nature
Then there's no need for another word call it being safe
Sex karo maje se
Wohi
damn never expected sunil pal and samay to hug
love ka defn is subjective. You cant do anything about it
Okay ani
Bich me mat bol
But who?
Love hota hi nahi let alone the definition
haa phir bol who asked
Chup.
FOR YOU

Aisa bolne se kuch nahi hota
why
Mujhe samjha how
Majak kr rha hu bol na jo bolna hai
opinion hai. Difference hosakta
factual cheez pe argument possible hai
Nahi fir tere paas kuchh bolne ko nahi
This is just an escape
Very cheap one
why do you think ill listen to you (yaar thoda mean reply dena tha
)
Koi nhi love u
<3
kyo hora h kya stream ?
Fake things se khudko satisfy krne se acha kuch productive krlo
Tujhe kyu lagta hai mai aaunga tujhse baat krne tabhi
kapil with samay ka show ?
Isiliye muth maro
Han aagya aaj
bas bata raha
Chalo download kr ke dekhunga sone se pehle
kispr h ?
Netflix
k ty
Chalo bye cute people , love you @shy garnet @woven shadow @tender garden
bye bye raunak lob u too :>
ok
Bie
bye
@outer gale kaha gyi bbg?
oye hi
pahad ghumne gaya hoga phir se
@tender garden @mighty nova vc 
me too cumm
aja
This shit ?? Bhojpuri commentary
Ts is this shit
πΌ je baat
Hi guys
Hello
hi
hi
hi
ok
hi
ok
hi
koi matiks khelna chah tah hai
@iktara
hi
@grim crystal
kaun rhega tumhare aas paas
koi nhi
no one
oye dhoni aaj khelega bole
bhai
nhi
itna chutiya kyu banate ho
harega
khelega'
apni aukat samaj meh agaya hoga
araam se
ok
bing bong
yes
ullu jaisa bna gaya bc
assamese hai ??
mreko laga aaj urvil khelega acha
assam where ?
obv roles
guwahati ?
why will i guess
nah dibrugarh
no personal talks
wtfffff
samay and I will collab
kiske ke samay wala episode hai kya dosto
haina
lao fir
yeh samay kaha chupa hai
netflix wale ke paas
apko nhi ptaπ¨
me gareeb hoon
adhura adhura laga
bhai mere paise churake le gaya

accha kiya
jail karwao
Teri jubaan bohot chlti hai.....
@modern pier tu jo gussa bhi kare to mujhe pyar lagta hai jaane kyu π₯°
mja ni aara
tu bhi chalata hoga
par kahi aur
@winter breach hello qt !
no
Akela humesha akela aata hai 
minions
dedo yrr episode
yeh kaisi jhaatu baat hai
Who tf name their kid rohit 
tu toh insaan hi jhatu hai
Konala mahiti ahe kaa
Ki Mumbai madhe authentic misal kuthe bhetu shakte
they should have named no hit
my parents
Wahi toh 
vadapav's parents too
maushi che misad khubach sixer
Mohit toh bhadwaa naam hai par rohit 
Hey!!
surya naam vaale na hi bole toh
kamothe navi mumbai
Suna hai itna acha naam kahi? 
narcissist?
bike pe baithne ke baad meri gaand pe omlet ban jaaye is hisaab ki garmi thi 2 din pehle
Sunne me aaya akela ki lugai ko chakke utha le gaye 
fake news
Shed me park kiya kar
Ya ped ke neeche
talking about delhi
Yaha toh kaat diye sab
Delhi har chiz kaatne me aage nikal raha hai ab. Ped, ladko ka chutiya aur ab nunu bhi kuch time me
mera toh theek hai
Leaving delhi soon
Jab tak mudiji hai tabhi tak 
west bengal shift ho jaunga suna hai udhar live PUBG chlra
no political jokes please
I don't even have a comedy club chain to be destroyed
Koi nahi lath toh baja sakte hai gend par 
two sides of India
Youth ki gaand me ghumne ka keeda (Rishikesh Jana hai sabko)
Youth ki gaand me keeda plus danda for no reason
maalik
ek toh bkl yeh stock market ki alag maiya shud gyi hai
Danda toh AI ne kiya hai
mera lauda kar paaye AI kuch
Karvake dikhaye mere manager ki trh apna kaam mere se
hi
bandi ki baat mat karo bhai benching venchin jabse aayi hai mera lund kare kisipe trust

AI bas teri ex ko nahi replace kar sakta baki sab possible hai 
oye

yeh sab bhi dekhta kya tu
abey uske appearence pe hi dikhra
Woh thoda sa 20 aloo paratha pel diya tha parso
ho gya hoga surya bhi vada paav khake mota
mat kar lala
Mat kar
tabhi run ni banre
Misal pav
aisa kya , kahi preity zinta ke haathon ke nahi ?
Nahi punjabi parathon me woh baat nahi
Puran poli >>>>
Bhai parso ek kannada ladki mujhe office me gyan de rahi thi how to make puran poli 
Mai bola mai lunch me leke aaya bana ke

puranpoli meetha hota na , how do you eat much sweet in lunch da
Bhai meetha khane ka koi time nahi hona chahiye
arey nahi i mean
kha skte hai
mai bhi khata hu
bhai halwa leke aate hai
i mean how do you sweet as lunch bro tff
Kuch logo ko meetha kha ke actual nasha hone lag jata hai π
all the best @gloomy lance @dawn panther
Dal chawal ka nasha understandable to some extent
But sweet
Your system is too fucked up man
bhai asli nashe toh dahi chawal ke baad hote hai
You are born to be darubaz
south walon ke
small cap utha hai ab. acha profit aya
And inka dahi chawal ke bina khana complete hi nahi hota
nahi hota
Curd rice
cause dahi chawal comforts your stomach after a heavy meal
it makes your body stay cool
acha hota hai bolte hai
small caps me jaada risk dekh ke lagaya ni jaada kych
Acha toh hota hai
Health ke liye
But taste bhi to hona chahiye
Even ragi roti man
I would rather eat gujarati dal
gujrat ne colonialism kab shuru kr diya
Can sum body help me to watch samay's kapil sharma episode for free?
Taste gujarati dal once
haan
i have a few gujju rests here will go any day
Taste umbadiyo if available (on a good note)
Other one is undhiyo
umbadiyo is that mixed vegetable
stuff
Yes but the cooking process is what makes it delicate
It wont be that authentic but
will try
btw i have ate the same but with some spices in it
dalma , made in odisha
@topaz drift valo kheloge?
Hlloo rassssnnnaaa @shy garnet
@tacit dagger
uninstalled
why lode
hi @dull thistle shurrururururur
@prime zinc hllo Ashwin
hello didi
shurru aur razna ki dosti achi to ho gyi hai
pandya ki lagayega aaj ambani
@dull thistle No spamming.
@topaz drift install krle game
noi
milna chaiye tu mereko 12,1 baje
valo ki mkc
Ghar p log h
aaj ke bad zindagi me ni krunga
Haa achhi ho gai..π
abey aana
jite to sahi match
kyu gand mrwara
π
isliye kehra valo aaja r
π΅
π«΄
@topaz drift @prime zinc @dusty thunder
Khana ho gaya sabka?
ji ji done aap batao?
Ha mera bhi aaj over ho gaya
abse khana khana band?
haan
Aji khaichi π
ππ naii sirf aaj nii khaungi
kyu?



khush?