general-chat

[north palm]

Gandhi bhi modihh ji ke banaye hue the

[glass leaf]

English bolne me Boht time lgtaa hain isiliye hindi me switch krdiyaa thori der ke liye

[mystic knot]

abe meri bare mai baat horhi

[glass leaf]

[tender garden]

Roop anek hai insaan ek modiihhh

[north palm]

Mere mu pe mut do pls

Mujhe amar krdo

[old jay]

Damodardas Modi > Narendra Modi in terms of making tea

[distant pawn]

Hmm ai sai translation karwana mai time to lagta hoga

[glass leaf]

You are doubting my Inglis okay

[humble ginkgo]

can't surpass sassy's english tho

[mystic knot]

hn abh tour ke baad milta hu

[north palm]

Zi

[mystic knot]

truw he was a legend

i am a living legend

[outer gale]

tere liye ghar banau
diwar nile rang se sajau
pasand h tujhe malum h
tumne bataya tha ek dafe @north palm

[old jay]

Excuse me prerna didi how yk me

[north palm]

@vast magnet for u

[humble ginkgo]

wtf didi

[outer gale]

😭

mc

[humble ginkgo]

lol

thas cute

[outer gale]

mai tujhe bola tu usse

[north palm]

Don't be shy billi

[outer gale]

waah bkl

[tender garden]

Modi ji mere pati hai

[mystic knot]

ht

[tender garden]

Mai unki begam

[prime zinc]

ye vulture kya kya dekhta bc vc mein aakr

[old jay]

Kyu chod ke gaye aapko

[mystic knot]

bhen ke lode

[humble ginkgo]

lol

[tender garden]

Meloni keliye 💔

[old jay]

Kyu game le rahe ho

[humble ginkgo]

satting krri do premiyo ki

nvm

[outer gale]

satting too 3 ko hoga

[glass leaf]

Darling i seek not to outshine Tharoor, but to be inspired by his inimitable command of language.

[mystic knot]

bete pheli baat toh tu hai kon aur dusri baat meloni ji meri friend hai bs

[humble ginkgo]

waiting ❤️

[spiral hamlet]

tu toh woh kakashi smtg haina ?

[humble ginkgo]

aye haye innipyari inglis

[old jay]

Fair she mogs u

[mystic knot]

hn

kese pechana

[spiral hamlet]

dm kiya tha

[glass leaf]

[mystic knot]

🥹 koi toh janta hai

[glass leaf]

Thanks for this warm appreciation...

[spiral hamlet]

i sure as hell didnt dm narendra damodardas modi

[outer gale]

[mystic knot]

oh abhi yaad aya vo artist

AI

[spiral hamlet]

yes

[humble ginkgo]

u pfp lagao , 400+ laungi

[mystic knot]

mast poem likhte ho

[north palm]

Jiya jiya ho Bihar ke lala

[spiral hamlet]

arey ty

[mystic knot]

abhi soch rha hu kuch naya kru

[north palm]

Pehle se jyada

Hone laga hu

[mystic knot]

like

[outer gale]

no tenks

[viscid ivy]

damn

[north palm]

Mujhe to lgta hai

Shyd mai tere Dil ki wajah hu

[humble ginkgo]

💔 ok

[outer gale]

ek hi baar jiya h

[mystic knot]

bss meri kripa hai

[north palm]

Tujhko jo paya

To jeena aaya

Ab ye lamha

[outer gale]

good be prepared for bad things

[north palm]

Teher jaaye

Tham jaye bas Jaye

[humble ginkgo]

yes what u taought was always this 💔

so used to it

[slim mesa]

[outer gale]

@dusty thunder help her wid physics

[humble ginkgo]

yus alr planned

[prime zinc]

O meri zohrajabeen tujhe maloom nahi

[humble ginkgo]

goa trip

• phy classes

frm basic

[outer gale]

ye baccho ke dimaag me goa rhta hi h

[prime zinc]

billi ailish

[humble ginkgo]

padhne wale bacche khi bhi padh lete hai

[prime zinc]

[outer gale]

drake

[humble ginkgo]

thas what we thought

[solemn cove]

Yoo

[sudden mountain]

Bagad billa

[prime zinc]

car di b

[north palm]

https://\\@www.instagram.com/reel/DXKkw5xk_Ka/

[old jay]

Garmi ki chutti lagi nhi aur goa ke sapne dekhna chalu

[humble ginkgo]

sapne suhane

[sudden mountain]

Goa over hyped, bring me to konkan

[humble ginkgo]

kokan alr done

[sudden mountain]

Malvan

[humble ginkgo]

now goa tem

[sudden mountain]

Jaljira

[humble ginkgo]

done

[sudden mountain]

Sahyadri

[humble ginkgo]

done

[old jay]

Kya konkan mein Russians ke sath rave kar sath, I think not sir

[limpid frigate]

Salempuri

Ke

Khachre

[prime zinc]

papa modi ke naam pe gooing krenge

[frozen dew]

Hi strebeery

[outer gale]

https://\\@www.instagram.com/reel/DXttKX4CcM9

[sudden mountain]

Only if muni wasn't a problem, plus konkan peace ma'am

[frozen dew]

Billi pagal

[humble ginkgo]

id hi bhej de apni usse accha

[sudden mountain]

So i think yes

[outer gale]

kyu bheju

[humble ginkgo]

mat bhej

kon mangra

[outer gale]

id thodi dikhti h isme

[humble ginkgo]

whi to pblm hai

[north palm]

[humble ginkgo]

dikhni chahiye

[old jay]

Who wants peace, I want problems

[north palm]

Kitna boring din hai

[frozen dew]

Abey diet coke generation kya bol rh hai tu konsa
Khajoor ka juice Peeta th bachpan me

[outer gale]

lol

[north palm]

Nind bhi ni aari

[prime zinc]

billi ki id toh mujhe pata hai lol

[outer gale]

frooti

[prime zinc]

[north palm]

Itna halla kr rhe

[frozen dew]

Abey hum bhi peete the

[outer gale]

muh band krde sbka

[outer gale]

[north palm]

Dusre dharam ke hain

[glass leaf]

Hey buddy

[outer gale]

[north palm]

Mujhe zinda jana hai Ghar

[frozen dew]

Jab diet coke ke paise aagye to monster peene lage log

[humble ginkgo]

ew billi uses foul lang

chi

[frozen dew]

Acha

Aisa

[sudden mountain]

Ye ajkal ki aurate

[outer gale]

ek too train upar se bacche wale coach

[humble ginkgo]

true

[outer gale]

hell nahh

[sudden mountain]

Sup sassy

[frozen dew]

Purani auratein 😢😢

[prime zinc]

general mein jara ?

[glass leaf]

After a long time ...

[outer gale]

mera lun jaaye general me

[prime zinc]

[outer gale]

2-3ac me bhi bache aate h bhai

[sudden mountain]

Padhle

[frozen dew]

Billi chamar h general nahi milega isse

[prime zinc]

bht jyada aate hai

[humble ginkgo]

yus padhing

[prime zinc]

1st class mein toh bht aate hai 2nd aur 3rd se

[sudden mountain]

Aurtain with love for gazals 😭

[outer gale]

1st ac se aacha flight lelo bc

2 ghante me destinantion

[frozen dew]

Fuck them

[outer gale]

[glass leaf]

[frozen dew]

Gazal L

[prime zinc]

1st ac is comfortable

[glass leaf]

Sorry but woh flight har jagah nhi jaati

[frozen dew]

👎👎👎👎

[glass leaf]

1 ac is worth it

[frozen dew]

Spotify age 90+ wale log

[prime zinc]

2nd is also comfortable

[sudden mountain]

Done with exams socha life badi achi chal Rahi hai

[outer gale]

saare cities me too jati h almost

[prime zinc]

3rd has become more like sleeper coach nowadays

[frozen dew]

🚇

Ye aagya billi

Train m

[sudden mountain]

😭😭 bro's got some trauma

[outer gale]

best seat upeer ya side upper 💯

[glass leaf]

Ohhh

[frozen dew]

No no I just don't like gazals

[prime zinc]

woh tah hai !

[outer gale]

upper is best for solo nothing can beat your privacy

na unkil na dadi

na baccha

[frozen dew]

🚂

[sudden mountain]

Noooo 😭

[glass leaf]

Lower side window seat is also amazing in 1ac

[frozen dew]

I m very young

[outer gale]

1ac too jaunga hi nhi

[prime zinc]

bhai mai toh jara kerala nxt mahine

[sudden mountain]

Yeahh, how's life, where you at

[outer gale]

✈️ le lu bc

maa - blr - del

soon

[frozen dew]

Private jet ke ek baar ka maintenance jitna package lagega tera

[outer gale]

[prime zinc]

abey 1st Ac ke price mein hi ticket aajati hai flight ki

[outer gale]

ty

[frozen dew]

Bahut hota h kya

[outer gale]

wahi too bolrha hu

[frozen dew]

Mb

[glass leaf]

Js passing ....fucked up and js messing around with random things nowadays

[prime zinc]

[outer gale]

kyu lu mai 1ac ki ticket jab same price me flight mil jayegi

[sudden mountain]

Are gazals an acquired taste, I liked them since I was young

[glass leaf]

2nd ac ?

[sudden mountain]

Thats really intriguing

[outer gale]

hn ye fir bhi thik h

[sudden mountain]

Aaisa kya Hui @glass leaf

[outer gale]

for long journeys i will still prefer flights

2D 1N tk shi h train

usse jyda nhk

[frozen dew]

Hmm but I don't like it idk bcz it's mostly simp when it's about love and all

I m dumb actually

[woven swallow]

shishimaru

[glass leaf]

Shifted to a new place and personally don't like it and nothing is going as I planned...not doing anything in life that's what I feel lately 😔

[woven swallow]

shishumaru

[frozen dew]

Mai ninja hathori

[glass leaf]

And yeh garmi me jhukhaam hogyaa hain

[limpid frigate]

Maru

[frozen dew]

Jhukaam m garmi hogyi

[limpid frigate]

Manu

Ni tha kya

[north palm]

Ek peti mai to plane hi khareed loge aap

[frozen dew]

Manu hota h na

[limpid frigate]

Hmm

[frozen dew]

Hmm yhi soch rh th

[limpid frigate]

Anvi ko kuch ni aara

Aata

[frozen dew]

Haa shyad

[limpid frigate]

😆.

[frozen dew]

Avnie h voh

Btw

[limpid frigate]

Anvi hai

[frozen dew]

Ni h na

[limpid frigate]

Anvi

@woven swallow apka naam anvi hai ya avni

[frozen dew]

4 baar likhne se shi ni ho jaega

[limpid frigate]

Ye bhi aisa sa hi hai

[frozen dew]

Kon kesa sa hai

[limpid frigate]

Ye

Vaisa sa

[frozen dew]

Vaisa kaisa sa

Saaa reee gaaa maaa paaa daaa niiiii saaaaa

Maa tuje salam 🫡

[woven swallow]

kon chamargati ka anvi bolrha hai

and btw

shishumaru

[frozen dew]

Jeh leh

Shishu to bacha hota hai

Feutus

[woven swallow]

feutus

[spiral hamlet]

hi lol

[frozen dew]

I m big than u

[woven swallow]

oyee

[frozen dew]

Ngga copying me

[spiral hamlet]

ok

[woven swallow]

hi lol

[spiral hamlet]

hello rae

[frozen dew]

Acha fanny hora hai

[woven swallow]

why you tryna hit on kartik

[spiral hamlet]

tu "hilol" bolta hai isliye waisa bolta hu...just to u

[frozen dew]

He doesn't know Abt it don't tell him 😢😢😢

[spiral hamlet]

oh i have no intention to

[woven swallow]

😢 he should know

[ancient orbit]

English nhi bol paa rahi 😰

[woven swallow]

intentions bnao fir

[frozen dew]

Ok batado ( plz )

[ancient orbit]

Issokay baccha

[prime zinc]

kya mai haath dhokar aapke peeche pad skta hu

[woven swallow]

okay 😅

[spiral hamlet]

u want me to hit on kartik 😭😭

[frozen dew]

Firse likh pdha nhi jara

[north palm]

Bhandara kab hoga yrr

[golden agate]

[frozen dew]

It's a theory about "hi lol"

[woven swallow]

no?

[ancient orbit]

Tujhe kyu jaana hai

[woven swallow]

theory 😭

[prime zinc]

woh app download krle

[lethal garden]

nien

[ancient orbit]

Gareeb ke liye hota hai

[golden agate]

[frozen dew]

Haa whi bola th damboy ne

[prime zinc]

bhandara wala

[woven swallow]

acha

[frozen dew]

Nein?

Neel nayan nochan

[spiral hamlet]

khud hi boli na ,banao fir intention 🤔

[outer gale]

kal

[golden agate]

[woven swallow]

@lucid elm hi lol

[frozen dew]

Integration to hota ni h iss lond se

[woven swallow]

meri baato ko srsly ni lena hota

[frozen dew]

Intention banaega

[north palm]

@outer gale @tender garden together is easy
But to+get+her is impossible 🥺👌

[outer gale]

💔

[spiral hamlet]

notedddd maam ab se nahi lunga...

[frozen dew]

Saggy ekdum insta jesa feel dila deta hai discord pe

[spiral hamlet]

[woven swallow]

yes thanks

[north palm]

🥺🙏👉👌🥀

[frozen dew]

Oye btw voh arpit ke show m ni gye chardiwari nd wushang and car show

[golden agate]

[dusty thunder]

whatta info to have

[frozen dew]

Mai wesa ladka ni hoon muje messg mat karo

Meri mummy phone check karti hai

[prime zinc]

dheeerajjjj

[dusty thunder]

he is gay for rahul, that's why he left her

[north palm]

Aapki mummy police mai Hain kya

[spiral hamlet]

[north palm]

Sanchaar saathi

[dusty thunder]

iske piche gana bhi lagade, pal pal jeena muhaal mera tere bina

[north palm]

💔💔

[north palm]

🥺🥺😔

[spiral hamlet]

koi match dekhrha hai ?

[glass leaf]

Iss seher me kisse mile

[woven swallow]

jaati to btati ni

[frozen dew]

Ni jhansi ki raani jesi h yrrr ekdum gusse m

[glass leaf]

Hum so toh chuti mehfile

Har shakhs tera name le

Har shaks tera name le

[frozen dew]

😢 kyu ni gye

[glass leaf]

Har shks deewana teraaa

Kal chaudvai ki raat thi

[frozen dew]

Funny hoon jyada laughing emoji bheja kar

[rancid fractal]

@pearl juniper bibdi

[glass leaf]

Kal chaudvi ki raat thi

[prime zinc]

aaj kiska ?

[woven swallow]

kuch dihkut thi

[spiral hamlet]

jyada bheje toh delete hojata hai na

[prime zinc]

chennai ?

friday ?

[spiral hamlet]

rcb vs gt

[north palm]

Wow yrr

[frozen dew]

Ohh 😯😯 okkk

[pearl juniper]

[glass leaf]

Kuch ne kaha yeh chaand hai

[frozen dew]

Damn 😳😳

[glass leaf]

Kuch ne kaha ye chaand hain

Kuch ne kaha chehra tera

[frozen dew]

Chaaand akela

Gaayeee

[glass leaf]

Hum se bhi sab poocha kiye

Hum has diye

Hum chup rhe

Hum has diye

[dusty thunder]

jatt di masooq biba russia to

[glass leaf]

Hum chup rhe

Manjoor thaa prda teraaa

Kal chaudvi ki raat thi kal chaudvi ki raat thi

[spiral hamlet]

texts kya padhrha hu,sun kya rha hu....ekdam poles of magnet

[prime zinc]

Nhi dekhra

[spiral hamlet]

okays..

[prime zinc]

Yessss

Bc bore hora

[glass leaf]

Haaaaa jaane jaaaa

[humble ginkgo]

ab guilt hora

rona aara

rodu

[glass leaf]

Chup ke chupke raat din

Aasu bahana yaad hai

[frozen dew]

@spiral hamlet help

[humble ginkgo]

yes

[glass leaf]

Hum ko ab talk aashiqi ka woh fasana yaad hai

[humble ginkgo]

koi nhi reply kiya wth

[frozen dew]

Ro

[humble ginkgo]

career advice ke dms

wth

[glass leaf]

Chup ke chupke raat din aasu bahana yaad hai

[spiral hamlet]

with what ?

[humble ginkgo]

ye to proffessional thA

[frozen dew]

Aryan aaake theek kardega r o

[humble ginkgo]

noi

bade logo ke sath no vc

[frozen dew]

Yes I don't know what reddit is is it good??

[frozen dew]

He's 19 lol

[spiral hamlet]

could be

[humble ginkgo]

lol me kal hi acc banayi

[frozen dew]

Ngga tu ni karta use?

[rancid fractal]

Waddup

[humble ginkgo]

wth but he's in clg right

?

[frozen dew]

Yes

[frozen dew]

Kiska redit?

[humble ginkgo]

1st yr

[frozen dew]

3rd

[humble ginkgo]

mera

[spiral hamlet]

not much..ye khtm hone de neet bhai...sab pe comeback insta, reddit falana dhimkana

[humble ginkgo]

tf

[frozen dew]

Abey redit pe account??

[humble ginkgo]

yes

[frozen dew]

To batana kesa h voh feature kya h uske

[frozen dew]

Use kia

[humble ginkgo]

kus nhi samaj aya but

[humble ginkgo]

tried

[limpid frigate]

Kartik

[glass leaf]

Kateee to katt hi jaayega safar

Aahistaa

Aahistaa

[spiral hamlet]

tujhe jin cheejo mai interest hai ,unn cheejo ke subreddits join kar...grps hote hai basically,but anonymously discuss kr sqta hai ideas and stuff

[frozen dew]

Oye pagul tu bolra th anvi

[frozen dew]

Ahh muje laga sirf news ke liye hota h and interaction ni hota okk

[frozen dew]

Kesa h

[spiral hamlet]

woh bhi hota hai

interaction bohot kam hote hai

[humble ginkgo]

professional dms ka reply fas fas milne pe tips de

[frozen dew]

Oo okk

[frozen dew]

????

[humble ginkgo]

thik hai but itna samaj hi nhi aya tbh

[frozen dew]

Wdym ngga

[humble ginkgo]

i mean career advice

8 ladkiyo ko ki

[spiral hamlet]

bhai install kar,use kr

[humble ginkgo]

ek ne bhi reply nahidiya

[spiral hamlet]

acha laga toh rkh vrna hata de

[frozen dew]

Huh ohhh

[glass leaf]

[frozen dew]

Mene ni kia install lol

[humble ginkgo]

youtuber hai sab

nhi kregi ig

i'll have to figer out on my own

[frozen dew]

Tuje reply kyu chaiye

[spiral hamlet]

krle fir dekh kaisa hai,pasand aaye toh rkh vrna hata... mai use nai krta but acc hai

[glass leaf]

Sidha dm me kon career advice dene jaata

[frozen dew]

Hmm dekhunga

[humble ginkgo]

cuz they've cracked the scholarship

[frozen dew]

Hmm yes

[humble ginkgo]

[frozen dew]

YouTube pe videos hogi

[humble ginkgo]

yes hai

[glass leaf]

Cmt ke reply me do reddit pe dm nhi jaate if other person doesn't allow u

[spiral hamlet]

yes..

[prime zinc]

Hi

[humble ginkgo]

abey reddit pe dm nhi

insta dm

[frozen dew]

To fir

[humble ginkgo]

i meant

[glass leaf]

Mkb

[sudden mountain]

it's about the expression of emotions as well mere bhai, well music is subjective

[glass leaf]

[sudden mountain]

Hagemaru

[humble ginkgo]

but needed their review on sop and lor's

[glass leaf]

Why would they reply to random dms about scholarship

[humble ginkgo]

wdym

[glass leaf]

[tender garden]

Hogyi jimm

[humble ginkgo]

they do

[tender garden]

Bc thak gaya aaj toh

[humble ginkgo]

khud bolte hai

[tender garden]

[humble ginkgo]

u can dm us

[sudden mountain]

City change ya area change, you'll adapt

[frozen dew]

Chat gpt

[humble ginkgo]

but reply hi ni krre

[humble ginkgo]

uhmm not that relevant tbh

[tender garden]

@flint dagger 😡😡

[humble ginkgo]

riyal log hi lagenge

wid experience

[tender garden]

Hi any frens?

No

Bye

[frozen dew]

Abey har cheez thaali m paros ke nhi milegi

[north palm]

[tender garden]

Saggy

Mere number pe 29 ka recharge krde

[humble ginkgo]

yeah hence trying

[tender garden]

Net khtm hogya

[tender garden]

@shy garnet

[spiral hamlet]

hamesha khud kyu answer krdete ho...itna vishwas udgya hai kya

[frozen dew]

On discord ic

[glass leaf]

Yeah adapting new things ...

[north palm]

Agar net khtm hogya hai to ye text kaise bheja

[tender garden]

Yes cuz I have no frens

[tender garden]

90% pe hai krde be

[humble ginkgo]

what ? nahi idhr kon hi madat krega

[glass leaf]

Reddit pe koshish kro

[tender garden]

@shy garnet bsdk yahi mauka hai forgiveness ak

[prime zinc]

[north palm]

Proof de

[sudden mountain]

Kaha gaya lekhi rehne, is it considered a good area ?

[humble ginkgo]

chalana sikh lu use pehle

[spiral hamlet]

oh,khudke sath Convo start krke khtm krdete ho fir...sads

[north palm]

[frozen dew]

Abey pagal tu discord pe time waste kar rhi h naa ki kuch try

[tender garden]

Dm

[lost thistle]

Hey hey

[glass leaf]

Sach bolu toh mera hometown hain but never lived there more than 2 days ...dad ko waha achchi job mil gyi toh fasfas shifting Krli

[spiral hamlet]

no. leak hogya

[north palm]

Number reveal

[tender garden]

Arey bc

[humble ginkgo]

ab hori underground

[north palm]

[tender garden]

Number edit Krna bhulgya

Mkc

[lost thistle]

Aree delete kyun kar diya?

[north palm]

Chutiya

[frozen dew]

Dhikh rh h 3 gante nhi huye abhi tak

[tender garden]

😭😭

[sudden mountain]

Chill karle, aur tu job pakad achi wali, fasfas nikal jaega

[tender garden]

Bro links hataya number bhulgya

[frozen dew]

@distant fulcrum hi

[woven swallow]

yeto pagl hai

[humble ginkgo]

uree aise bhaga kyu rha , jaa hi rhi me

[woven swallow]

trimaru

[tender garden]

Hi rae

Bye rae

[woven swallow]

bye

risi

[tender garden]

Hi again

Wyd

Nothing

[glass leaf]

Waise to study karra hoo lekin lag rha hain kuch side hustle Krna padega yaha pe cuz ...ab home ka subscription khtm hone wala hai

[tender garden]

Ok bye

[woven swallow]

pagl kaika

[prime zinc]

Hi rar

[tender garden]

Tu pagal

[prime zinc]

Rae*

[tender garden]

I'm autistic

[frozen dew]

Lol ese bolke jaane waale idhar hi reh jate h

[woven swallow]

not funny

didn't laugh

[frozen dew]

Ussi ne bola th
Aur pagal nhi hoon

[sudden mountain]

Kaisi ashlil bate karrah

[woven swallow]

plus your name spell as risi

[tender garden]

Don't laugh then

Risi

Riziii

[woven swallow]

ew

[woven swallow]

haan sorry yaar

[tender garden]

What about your name

Rae

Imagine

[woven swallow]

sorry yaar

[frozen dew]

Oo wow good 👍

[glass leaf]

Anvi

[prime zinc]

Koi mera dost ni

[sudden mountain]

Me too, last 4 months, fir nadaan parinda udega

[glass leaf]

Avni

[woven swallow]

pictures mai photos to achi send ki aapne

[tender garden]

Snvi

Anci

[woven swallow]

biryani

hi

[tender garden]

Anvi

[woven swallow]

hi ashwin

[prime zinc]

Kisko bulaun?

[sudden mountain]

Sorry bhi bol rah 🤧

[woven swallow]

oo gwar

[woven swallow]

haina

[prime zinc]

Are Rae ssup

[frozen dew]

Mai kothe wali hoon

[tender garden]

#pictures

[spiral hamlet]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny

[frozen dew]

Par kya tum nhi ho

[woven swallow]

sassy bitch ko konsi gaali du

[tender garden]

Jo tujhe log dete h

Wahi dede

[woven swallow]

nm wby

[glass leaf]

Me toh soch rha hoo kisi doosre seher me shift hojaaunga alone , but that's not easy ig

[tender garden]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny

[frozen dew]

Han mai gb road wali hoon
Par kya tum nhi ho ghatiya

[prime zinc]

Nm Rae , itso you are busy nowadays 🫢

[spiral hamlet]

mujhe copy kiya

[woven swallow]

yaad nai woto

[humble ginkgo]

lol nahi sahi me jaungi

[frozen dew]

Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 taste of Ur own medicine

[woven swallow]

naiyar

[tender garden]

Suar

[woven swallow]

tujhe bolte honge

[frozen dew]

Copy karwalo buss

[woven swallow]

shuarisi

[humble ginkgo]

lol tru

[tender garden]

Suar cute hote hai pink pink

[frozen dew]

Abey yrr mat karoo

[woven swallow]

ew ht

haram

suar

[humble ginkgo]

abeyoo ok'

[tender garden]

Muslim hai ky?

[prime zinc]

Rae naiyar such an interesting name

[sudden mountain]

Masters ke liye ja, better rahega, manage part time and studies

[dusty thunder]

nali me rehte voh to, aur tu bhi

[woven swallow]

han

[frozen dew]

😡😡

Firse

[humble ginkgo]

sory

[tender garden]

Ni wo paltu waale

[woven swallow]

dheeraj ekdm sai kera

[tender garden]

Assalamualaikum

[frozen dew]

Mai ek generation hoon

[woven swallow]

abey hahahaha

no

[sudden mountain]

Green flag hi bolde, kya haal ?

[dusty thunder]

tera dada ne kabhi paale hai kya suar?

[woven swallow]

acha ok

[spiral hamlet]

[tender garden]

Ye razna kiske saath duo m betha h

[frozen dew]

Ache se capital latter m bol

[tender garden]

Haa tere baap ko paala tha

[humble ginkgo]

lol nahi

[woven swallow]

2 ghante se vc

[prime zinc]

Sounds too malayali

[robust plaza]

[frozen dew]

Hi

[woven swallow]

@shy garnet kya baat hai

[tender garden]

@robust plaza

[robust plaza]

[tender garden]

Razna ki bhi bandi bngyi

[woven swallow]

onaiyaarr

[frozen dew]

104 meri toffee??

[tender garden]

🫶🏻

[robust plaza]

Risiii

[tender garden]

Hi eksauchaar

Kaisi ho

[robust plaza]

Mai badhiya

[tender garden]

Aur sunaoo

[dusty thunder]

thari kyu gand me mirach lagri hai

[plucky notch]

[tender garden]

Kya chalra

[sudden mountain]

@arctic kelp kisko vote diya

[robust plaza]

Bhai pese to milne de

[tender garden]

Thari maasi no pico

[prime zinc]

Aur batao Rae zi hws life treating you

[robust plaza]

Bore ho rahi air kya

Tu bata

[frozen dew]

Ok 😈😈 peecha karunga
All eyes on you
👀
✌️

[dusty thunder]

rae pe mat kr try

[tender garden]

Kyuu bore hori kuch interesting kr

[robust plaza]

[humble ginkgo]

sory frend

[dusty thunder]

prerna abhi bhi yahi hai

[tender garden]

Teri behen hai kya

[prime zinc]

Mai kyu hi krunga

[frozen dew]

😳

Friend bola muje

[robust plaza]

Kya karu tu bata

[humble ginkgo]

going bbye

[dusty thunder]

bilkul

[tender garden]

Job kab lagri teri?

[woven swallow]

mujhe koi kyu treat krega

[robust plaza]

Yaha barish ho raha bahar v nhi ja skti

[tender garden]

Piranaha kuch kaam waam ni hai?

[dusty thunder]

itni angrezi jacha ke likhi to batara

[robust plaza]

13 se joining h

[dusty thunder]

shabhash

[frozen dew]

Barish pure india m ho rh h kya shyad

[humble ginkgo]

[tender garden]

Ye le beta mast sax sux wala Mausam hota baarish toh

[dusty thunder]

idhr bhi hui barish to

[frozen dew]

Shojao

[humble ginkgo]

will miss yall

[dusty thunder]

lekin itni nahi ki garmi chali jaye

[tender garden]

Achaaa fir toh salary 🤑

[woven swallow]

jagha ke english

[prime zinc]

Dheeraj krta haina sister treatment

[humble ginkgo]

[frozen dew]

Bccc sab jagah mere yhn bhi dehradun m bhi

[dusty thunder]

maderchod barish hue to dhang se hona

[robust plaza]

yes

[woven swallow]

?

[tender garden]

Mere taraf toh thand hogyi thi baarish se 2 din

[dusty thunder]

awww, ja ab successful hoke aa

[outer gale]

dsa ki mkc 4 baar

[tender garden]

Aaj bhi mast Mausam h

[prime zinc]

Angrezi baat aise hi nikal jaati

[woven swallow]

oh haan😅

[outer gale]

lekin naukri bhi yahi dega

[dusty thunder]

+99

[humble ginkgo]

yus next yr

[outer gale]

[prime zinc]

Kahi Mai Shashi tharoor toh nahhi

[tender garden]

Fir mujhe kya dilaogi aap ?👉🏻👈🏻

[prime zinc]

[humble ginkgo]

ew

he's gora fyki

+tall

[prime zinc]

Kn

[humble ginkgo]

+hensum

[dusty thunder]

but idhr woh wali ni hui ki garmi chali jaye, ek dum edging types ki han bol skte ki bunde giri hai

[woven swallow]

wo khi or busy hai kya

[frozen dew]

Shareer tharoor ki thoot

[prime zinc]

El nimo

[tender garden]

Abe piranha bahot badi no lifer hai tu no offense subah se dekhra hu

[woven swallow]

shushumanu

[dusty thunder]

ese to ni nikalti

[woven swallow]

kaha

[robust plaza]

toffee

[woven swallow]

striver

[tender garden]

Bas?🥺🥺

[woven swallow]

kaha jarha hai

[outer gale]

zii

[woven swallow]

wao

[robust plaza]

Kya chahiye tujhe fir

[humble ginkgo]

bhai idk teri kya dikkat hai merese , 2-3 hafte se off thi kal hi rejoin ki

[dusty thunder]

sex driver

[frozen dew]

Bcc idhar bhi crazy wali ni hui bass thoda sa garmi gyi

[tender garden]

Watch chiye🥺

[prime zinc]

Meri nikal jaati

[woven swallow]

han wahi

bebo?

[dusty thunder]

yahi to baki ladke lack kr rahe hai

[woven swallow]

biba

[frozen dew]

Samay kharab ho to watch leke kya karega

[woven swallow]

shori

[outer gale]

tuf se fck 😭

[prime zinc]

Tu sikha de

[dusty thunder]

dilli me ole pade bataye

[frozen dew]

Bebo ??? Bccc ye kiska naam th

[tender garden]

Rejoin ka mtlb ye thodi hota pure din dc pe hi bethe rho bc irl life ni hai kya

[robust plaza]

mujhe v chahiye ye to

[woven swallow]

leh

[dusty thunder]

aap sikhao

[tender garden]

Khaana peena bhi dc pe hi hota?

[frozen dew]

Sandhiya raathi ki sasumaa kaa naam

[tender garden]

Dilade sapna hai🥺

[frozen dew]

Bebo

[prime zinc]

Hyd aur bangalore mein bhi Ole pdh rhe

[woven swallow]

bebo to kareena hai

[dusty thunder]

maa chud ja is garmi ki

behenchod

[humble ginkgo]

yus mera toh aisa hi hai then 3-4 mahina no activity apko koi dikkat ?

[woven swallow]

oh tere liye kya leke aarhi hai

[tender garden]

No lifer fr

[robust plaza]

Bhabo thi wo to

[prime zinc]

Who wants to learn pls let me know them by their name

[humble ginkgo]

tu khud ki life dekh le

[tender garden]

No lifers se baat ni krta

[humble ginkgo]

meri wali ki chinta mt kr

[frozen dew]

😭😭😭 firse galat

Bhabo hi thi

[tender garden]

Don't ping

[frozen dew]

Bebo nhi

[dusty thunder]

re to konsa thare baap ka 1.5 gb fuuk diya

[dusty thunder]

nikhil ko jaruri hai

[robust plaza]

Acha beta

[woven swallow]

khud dc pe pade rehke dusro ko no lifer bolna is kinda ironic

[tender garden]

Irritation hoti ni lifers ko dekh ke

[frozen dew]

Sapna chondari

[woven swallow]

oh sad yr

[prime zinc]

Usko toh pahadan sikha degi

[humble ginkgo]

ppl are such a troll nowadays

[tender garden]

Mai toh job krta hu gym krta hu ye toh bas padi rehti

[dusty thunder]

[tender garden]

😭😭🤣🤣

[dusty thunder]

sapna loondry

[woven swallow]

wo bhi nahi ho rha inse

[prime zinc]

Oye aaj mast chaand nikla hai

[dusty thunder]

ab to block ho gya to kaha se sikhayegi

[tender garden]

Diksha ki yaad agyi chaand se 🥺

[woven swallow]

fir bhi dc pe aata hai
friendless

[dusty thunder]

sahi keri

[prime zinc]

Oh shit yaar

[dusty thunder]

irl socialise kr rishi

[tender garden]

Timepass krne aata hu

[dusty thunder]

i hit gym, i go dihadi see im successful

[robust plaza]

[humble ginkgo]

wow

[tender garden]

Bsdk bahot jyada socialise krta hu

[woven swallow]

she ketiu

[frozen dew]

Ghadi to h ni tere pe timepass krega

[woven swallow]

ok ntmy

[prime zinc]

Mreko bhi uski yaad aa gyi , socha txt krdu phir pta chala blocked hu

[tender garden]

Us

[prime zinc]

[tender garden]

Yess

[woven swallow]

😂😂🤣🤣😂

[dusty thunder]

2 ladki pareshan krdi ko socialise kehra

[tender garden]

I got money a fit physique

[sonic dust]

hr 2 match ke baad 2017 wali rcb kyu aajati hai 💔

[tender garden]

What more

[dusty thunder]

money?

[prime zinc]

Skills

[robust plaza]

Mujhe v sikha de kaise krte h...

[dusty thunder]

100 rs dede mere ab chal

[humble ginkgo]

*se block hogya

[tender garden]

Bas kuch ni office m jaao

Cafeteria m

Ek ciggi khareeedo

Fir lighter maango kisi se

Aur baat chaalu krdo

[woven swallow]

risi ek hustler hai jiska din dc ke bina pura ni hota

[dusty thunder]

office to aese bolra jaise million dollar turnout krha company ka

[robust plaza]

Mujhe thoda dar h ye introvert nature k wajah se office me dosti kaise hogi

[sonic dust]

aese pattern chalta raha to ye log 16th match harenge jo final hoga likely 💔

[rough forum]

mujhey Delhi/Noida mai standup karna hai kisi ko koi shi jagah pta hai?

[robust plaza]

Are bhai jo nhi phukta wo kya karein

[limpid frigate]

No ji

[dusty thunder]

cp pe krdo

[tender garden]

Imagine supporting a no lifer girl and going against your old friend

[prime zinc]

Oh nahi yaar , I'dont support rcb

[frozen dew]

Risi father profession me struggling artist fill karta h

[woven swallow]

Imagine supporting a no lifer girl and going against your old friend

[prime zinc]

Police station

[tender garden]

Fukne lagegi join toh kr 🤣

[frozen dew]

Acha jhoot

[dusty thunder]

stake pe support kr deta hun 1.5x milega

[robust plaza]

Lekin mujhe nhi fukna

[tender garden]

Abe usdin 200 se 1k bnaye match n

N

[rough forum]

mic.....haath mai nhi dengey woh

[tender garden]

Mai bhi yahi bolta tha stress hojata hai

[frozen dew]

Ok

[dusty thunder]

rishi harkat sudhar, tereko iss server me ijjat mai dilaunga

[prime zinc]

Kuch aur denge

[woven swallow]

sv mai ijjat 😹😹😹😹

😹😹😹

😹😹😹😹

[robust plaza]

Ohno

[woven swallow]

😹😹😹😹😹

[dusty thunder]

#BhaikiIjjat

[prime zinc]

Rae bht hasti hai

[tender garden]

Abe maa chudaye mai konsa idhar aata hu wo toh Aaj week off hai isiliye hu warna kaam kr rha hota

[rough forum]

jainwin btao kisi ko open mic wagera pta hotoh

[dusty thunder]

bc tu kabhi bolta office me hun kabhi bolta week off hai

[woven swallow]

sabki ijjat krenge to ....

hasna to acha hota hai

[tender garden]

Aaj toh week off laude

[prime zinc]

Habitat ya grin club mein hoga dekho

[dusty thunder]

ijjat krke lootenge

[tender garden]

Raat m Michael dekh aau kya

[prime zinc]

Aise hi haste haste meri zindagi hasi ban gayi

[robust plaza]

Tera office kaha h? @tender garden

[dusty thunder]

aaj kis khushi me

[woven swallow]

@tender garden your dc friend btw

[tender garden]

10:55 ka show h

[tender garden]

Lucknow

[robust plaza]

Oh hn

[tender garden]

Genuine off hai laude

[prime zinc]

2 din se wahi bolra

[woven swallow]

koini yaar sab theek hojayega

[tender garden]

Aaj chhuti hai chala jaau sochra

Kaisi hai movie?

Worth it hai?

Paise lagane keliye

[prime zinc]

Aissa word na dikh raha Dictionary mein

[dusty thunder]

thoda feeling ta rakhde dhyan ve
tu yaari ta laavi
je nibhoga tere ton

[prime zinc]

Mai toh Sunday ko dekhrha

Achi toh hai bolre

[robust plaza]

Which movie

[tender garden]

Hai kaisi puchra lode

[tender garden]

Michael

Michael Jackson ki biography

[prime zinc]

Achi hai

[dusty thunder]

company switch kr raha tha na kya hua uska

[prime zinc]

Zero expectations ke saath ja

[robust plaza]

Acha

[tender garden]

Interview Dene jaunga

Salary ajaye

7 ko

Fir leave

Incentive bhi hai dusri company m

[prime zinc]

Ye lediz reply Dene mein bht time leti bhai

[maiden fjord]

Bachiyan *

[frozen dew]

Izzat nhi hai pass to aao

[prime zinc]

Fuck you

[tender garden]

Ladis ko text ni Krna chiye

Pehle

[dusty thunder]

notice period kon serve krega?

[tender garden]

First text ladkiyon ko karne do

[tender garden]

Abscond hojaunga

[maiden fjord]

Wo bhi yhi bolti thi

[tender garden]

Ma chudaye

Experience

[prime zinc]

Wohi kari thi uska reply diya 1hr ho gya

[tender garden]

Iss company m ab aur ni ho paega

[tender garden]

Toh wait kyu krra

[prime zinc]

[tender garden]

Reply deke chhor de

[prime zinc]

Ho gya

[tender garden]

@robust plaza aao movie dekhne chale

[maiden fjord]

Kon bol rha hai 🤣

[tender garden]

Aryan ka baap bolra hai

[prime zinc]

Oh yaar mreko Asur jaisi series banani hai

[maiden fjord]

Awww risi

[prime zinc]

[tender garden]

Chup

[maiden fjord]

Ja nhi to aj bhi 2 ghante fasa rhega

[tender garden]

@flint dagger ye aapka aryan dekho kya krra hai🥺

[calm oriole]

kya halchal janabo

[prime zinc]

@flint dagger ye aapka aryan dekho kya krra hai🥺

[steady ocean]

[tender garden]

10:54 ki hai abhi thodi jaunga

[frozen dew]

Ye pegging karwata h risi

[maiden fjord]

Chup bkl

[tender garden]

@steady ocean

[maiden fjord]

Han , aj to match bhi nhi hai

[steady ocean]

[tender garden]

I love pegging 90ml at once

[tender garden]

Haan lucknow m toh ni hai aaj

[prime zinc]

Rehhne de

[tender garden]

Hi

[robust plaza]

Kaha

[frozen dew]

?? Liquid wale d i l do se

[tender garden]

Lucknow

[frozen dew]

Ahhh ho gya aaj ka

Bye 👋

[tender garden]

Bubbly?

[prime zinc]

Oye mreko abhi realize hua bc Mera agr Mai every week chod ke , every gym chala jaunga toh Ankit bhai jaisi body banegi

[maiden fjord]

Dairy milk

[tender garden]

What's that

@flint dagger dilaegi na

[robust plaza]

Bohot dur h...tu bhubaneswar aaja

[prime zinc]

Sapne suhane loude ke

[maiden fjord]

Wo to dila degi

[tender garden]

Beach hai na udhar?

[prime zinc]

Puri mein hai

[tender garden]

londiyabaazi chhor de

[robust plaza]

Han

[tender garden]

Fir aata hu

Garmi m beach chiye

Ya pahad

[prime zinc]

Hello bbsr mein beach?

[maiden fjord]

Achha

[tender garden]

Bhai june m trek Krna hai kou

[prime zinc]

Puri beach chala ja mast beach haai

[tender garden]

Kedarnath jaau kya?

[robust plaza]

Puri me hai na

[tender garden]

😍

[prime zinc]

Bbsr se 2 ghanta dur hai puri

[tender garden]

@robust plaza aaj trek krte hai kedarnath ki

Aaja*

Bahot maja aati trek m

Bc

I miss pahad

[prime zinc]

I've been to puri beach

[tender garden]

Fuck beaches

[prime zinc]

Mandir bhi gaya hu

[tender garden]

Leasgoooo on mountains

Pahado pe sax krne ka sapna hai mera ek baar

Tent m

[prime zinc]

idhr aaja Rishi treko ek mast trek pe leke jaunga

[tender garden]

Ek din pura hoga

[prime zinc]

The best sunrise

[robust plaza]

Puri bbsr se kitna dur hai

[robust plaza]

Ig pahad...idhar to bohot garmi h puri v same hi hoga

[robust plaza]

Itna v dur nhi bs 2hr to hai...

[robust plaza]

Waha darshan krne nhi de rahe maar pit chal raha tha na avi to

[tender garden]

Abe thandi jagah chiye

[prime zinc]

Thandi hi bolra Mai bhi

[tender garden]

Abe kuch ni hota mai gaya hu

[robust plaza]

Oh when...tabhi janta hai

[prime zinc]

Haan , mai gaya hua hoon puri aur Konark beach

[tender garden]

@robust plaza june m leave lele 4din ki

[maiden moat]

Hi yaar

[tender garden]

Kedarnath chalte

[frozen dew]

M wapas kese aagya

[tender garden]

[tender garden]

Chamar hai tu

No beach

Mountains

Ummmmm

[robust plaza]

Training period me leave denge mujhe...mere chacha ki company h na

[tender garden]

Abe dedete hai bolna emergency hai

[frozen dew]

⁉️⁉️

[tender garden]

Bahot zor se pahad aare hai

[maiden moat]

I’m new

[prime zinc]

Haan , mere Gaon haina paas mein udhr hi

[dusty thunder]

yeh rcb khudke natural game me kaise aagyi

[frozen dew]

Risi seems like an uneducated guy from tier 1 city

[tender garden]

Rcb best team

[robust plaza]

[tender garden]

Chamar

[dusty thunder]

tier 2*

[robust plaza]

Tu odisha se hai

[dusty thunder]

seems ni vese

voh hai