general-chat

[glass leaf]

Candy kabse likhne ka try krra hai

[old jay]

Dhokebazz Raghav Chaddi

[golden agate]

Love you Israel

[past garnet]

Nahi re

Mai dekh rha hu

Raghav chadha kitna mahan insaan hai

[glass leaf]

[past garnet]

Love u raghav bahi

Raghav literally means ram

[glass leaf]

I am him

[tropic adder]

real id se aao kejriwal

[glass leaf]

Aap aamaadmi supporter ho..??

[dusty thunder]

dekha ni modiji football khel rahe hai

[glass leaf]

Modijii ke pass 14 ballon d'or hai

[past garnet]

Mafia ko chup karao

Oye

Boujee

[balmy dagger]

chlo

[past garnet]

@glass leaf

[dusty thunder]

i agree

[golden agate]

AIMIIM

[old jay]

Wait what, kaha pe hai? Twitter?

[glass leaf]

Keju ko unfollow kiya hai

[dusty thunder]

golden boots to 2 hai

[golden agate]

[past garnet]

Ye log bich me bol rhe hai

Dekh ye dheeraj

[old jay]

Naa ji, Trump supporter

[dusty thunder]

insta pe dekho aaj ki post

[past garnet]

Baat kr rha

[golden agate]

Obviously 2 foot to 2 boots

[past garnet]

Tera conversation me ghus rha

[prime zinc]

[old jay]

Insta deactivated

[past garnet]

Dheeraj bich me mat bol

[glass leaf]

Leftist GNG me hi baddies hoti hain right wing me saare mard bhare pade hai

[outer gale]

[dusty thunder]

fr

[prime zinc]

Subha subha Twitter kholte hi uska tweet dikha

[past garnet]

Ladkiya politically Boht samjhdaar hoti hai na

[golden agate]

[dusty thunder]

twitter pe bhi dala hai udhr serach kro

[balmy dagger]

acha

[glass leaf]

Isiliye me libral capitalist hoo

[balmy dagger]

acha

[past garnet]

Ban gya cool

[dusty thunder]

achya

[past garnet]

Bol diya kuch absurd

[balmy dagger]

acha

[glass leaf]

[past garnet]

Boujee

Sun

[balmy dagger]

kachiya

[dusty thunder]

capitalistic communism kro

[bronze sand]

ho=lo

[golden agate]

[glass leaf]

[golden agate]

[dusty thunder]

bachiya

[golden agate]

[past garnet]

Avg communism capitalistic hi hota hai

[golden agate]

Russia X America

[past garnet]

Rarely communism honest hota hai

[glass leaf]

Communism exist hi nhi krta

[past garnet]

Tum sab bache ho

Tum logo se politics discuss nahi kr skta

[dusty thunder]

karl marx ki gand me naak diye hue bohot log milenge apne idhr

[glass leaf]

I mean pure communism

[past garnet]

Ted bhi hai

[golden agate]

Ye bihari right winger communist kyu bolte h khud ko

[spiral hamlet]

exactly

[glass leaf]

Yeh bsdiwale right wing left wing ko dhrm ke saath jodte

[dusty thunder]

[glass leaf]

[past garnet]

Yaar

[golden agate]

Right wing is always capitalist

[past garnet]

Mere idhr barish nhi horhi

But mausam bahut segsy reh rha

[glass leaf]

Do u even know what right wing and left wing means

[past garnet]

Hamesha thandak

[glass leaf]

Socialist hota hai

[past garnet]

Abey unblock kr diya tune iss 2 kodi ke simp ko

Tu bhi block hoga ab

[golden agate]

Gujju capitalist talking about socialism

[glass leaf]

[past garnet]

Double faced boujee

[glass leaf]

Bsdk baat ko mat bdl

[golden agate]

Knows no balls

[glass leaf]

Right winger want govt interfarnce and left wing want pure freedom

[past garnet]

Arey aap ladki ho aao aapko movie recommend karu

[golden agate]

[past garnet]

Left wing wants to feel good.

[glass leaf]

Isme right wing capitalist kese hua

[golden agate]

Know no balls

[past garnet]

Ye anpadh ko dekho

Daant chiaarne lagta hai har baat pe

[glass leaf]

Kise bolra...

[past garnet]

Ted ko

[glass leaf]

Achchaa

[past garnet]

Yes

Anpadh hai sala

[golden agate]

[past garnet]

Din bhar idhr

[dusty thunder]

jut bajj rakhe wow

[glass leaf]

Bsdk ko right wing left wing ka kuch nhi ptaa

[golden agate]

can't talk anything excluding Ted

[glass leaf]

Iske liye right wing hindu and left wing muslims hai

[past garnet]

Bs film dekhte rehta hai din bhar gadha

Dimaag sad gya hai iska

[glass leaf]

[golden agate]

Love you Israel

[dusty thunder]

right wingie muslims bhi hote hai

[dusty thunder]

[golden agate]

obviously

[past garnet]

Lmao

[dusty thunder]

owaisi bhi right winger me aata hai

[glass leaf]

Waise yeh baat 90% indians pe laagu hoti hai

[dusty thunder]

messi bhi right winger tha

[past garnet]

Ye anpadh hai

[golden agate]

Aisa matt bolo kisi ka nahi samjh me aayega

[glass leaf]

[past garnet]

Majority anpadh

Ye bhi anpadh

[dusty thunder]

[glass leaf]

Messi ka role cam tha

Khelta re tha

[past garnet]

Oye vc chale ?

[glass leaf]

Rw*

[past garnet]

Boujee ted ??

[glass leaf]

[glass leaf]

No poor connection

[dusty thunder]

khelta to rw hi tha

[golden agate]

Hindu Muslim karne wale aur jaati waad karne wale wing ki history kya pata hogi

[nimble wren]

left winger k baad right winger uske baad extremists/terrorists

[dusty thunder]

[past garnet]

Wo sabse pehla insaan bano re

[glass leaf]

[past garnet]

Bhikhmangya

[dusty thunder]

dono taraf extremism hai

[glass leaf]

Totalitarianism

[past garnet]

Aur bich me Mera perpendicular

[golden agate]

har ek ideology me hai

[glass leaf]

Totalitarianism term hota hain uske liye and it doesn't exist in all ideology irl

[dusty thunder]

[glass leaf]

India ko hi dekhlo mixed hain pura north right wing and south and northeast left wing me maanta hai

Like not all north but most

Vicaversa

[dusty thunder]

🤣

[glass leaf]

And this is js a metaphor

[wise crown]

सारे जहां से अच्छा हिंदुस्ता हमारा

[dusty thunder]

northeast left wing wale nahi hai

[glass leaf]

They believe in individual freedom and less govt interfarnce

So they kind of left wing

No govt interfarnce

My opinion btw

[dusty thunder]

right wing dominance hai udhr vese

NEDA krke hai udhr party voh right wing wali

[glass leaf]

Point to hai

They kinda against of social change ..

And nationalist bhi bhain

[old jay]

Ronaldo ki knuckleball free kick yaad aagayi jab Modi ji ne goal mara 😍

[glass leaf]

[glass leaf]

Pique ki kachchi faad di thi Modihh ji ne

[dusty thunder]

han more like identity preserve pe jyda baat krte voh log

[old jay]

[dusty thunder]

[glass leaf]

India me sab indirectly right wing hi hain waise

[dusty thunder]

bihar hai left wing

[glass leaf]

They all are against of social change , and stick to their patriarchy, traditions and etc etc

[glass leaf]

@past garnet

[glass leaf]

@golden agate

Is this tru

[golden agate]

Naye CM ko dekho ek baar

[regal lagoon]

Chapad ganju

[dusty thunder]

kaisa sa hi hai

[golden agate]

India me I don't think kahi left wing govt hai

[glass leaf]

Mardani zii

[golden agate]

Criminal hai

[glass leaf]

Hainaa samajwaadi party

Humare akhilesh ji

[regal lagoon]

Buzziii zi haalu

[dusty thunder]

social reform aap dalke dekho manifesto me aapko jhatt se harane me derr ni lagayegi janta

[golden agate]

Govt??

[glass leaf]

Left wing communist

[prime zinc]

Hi

[dusty thunder]

kab aaoge mere akhilesh

[prime zinc]

[golden agate]

achha

[glass leaf]

Kese ho aap

[dusty thunder]

akhilesh tha sahi me socialist?

[glass leaf]

[dusty thunder]

ya mulayam singh?

[regal lagoon]

mazt ekdummm… mene aap btaaaoo

-mene

[glass leaf]

Kisi mahan mahila ne kaha thaa " Blueprint jo hoti hain woh personal hoti hain usse publicly nhi dikha skte "

[dusty thunder]

@regal lagoon stweiei

[regal lagoon]

[glass leaf]

Grmi me tai tai phuss hogya hoo

[golden agate]

Arre wo folk singer hai usko kya idea blueprint kisse kehte h

[glass leaf]

Radhapur huaa kyaa kisi seher ka name

[dusty thunder]

usne recently bola ki having more than 4 kids is personal choice

[golden agate]

Hanuman Gali ka kya

[glass leaf]

Mere yaha AAPwale aaye the humare mohalle me bhajiyaa khila ke gye ...

[regal lagoon]

yesss yesss nahane ka paani bhi ubal jaa rha

[dusty thunder]

aur udhr dusri side amit shah bengal me bolra ki ucc laadenge bengal me kisike 4 bache ni hoyenge, and yk kiske 4 bache hote hai

[golden agate]

Avg conditioning mentality

[prime zinc]

Oye oye , js asking is there any village in your state whixh has a demonic influence wala folklore and stuff

[golden agate]

achha

[glass leaf]

Aap fukk maardo garmi chli jaayegi ...

[glass leaf]

[dusty thunder]

@golden agate

[nimble wren]

bujee suro pe simp krra

[regal lagoon]

acha zi

[golden agate]

Modi k ghar me 6 the

[regal lagoon]

Buzzi larku hai ki larki

[brisk wagon]

Suro and i are married

[regal lagoon]

when cavu

[brisk wagon]

A few months back

Congratulations

[glass leaf]

[nimble wren]

bitch pls

[brisk wagon]

He cant do shit

We’re in love with each other

[glass leaf]

I am lesbian

[golden agate]

Bitch Please

[regal lagoon]

abbey

[golden agate]

✋

[glass leaf]

[brisk wagon]

🥰

[dusty thunder]

bsc agriculture krke ganja uga skte hai kya

[regal lagoon]

panauti

[brisk wagon]

Ly more

[golden agate]

Bc Israel ka naam lete hi ek community k log offend ho jaate h

[nimble wren]

two psychopaths marrying each other

[glass leaf]

Bsc chemical karke meth cook kr skte kyaa

[regal lagoon]

bolo

[brisk wagon]

Bitch stfu

[glass leaf]

[dusty thunder]

chemistry*

[dusty thunder]

ofc

[golden agate]

[glass leaf]

[dusty thunder]

even kuch ulta likhdo to america bhi offend hojata hai

[glass leaf]

Bc Hammas ko jstfy krre logg

[golden agate]

[nimble wren]

khooni darindi ho aap toh cave toh pasnd aayega hee aapkoo

[regal lagoon]

Abbey me kyu kisi gay insaan se shaadi karungi

[golden agate]

Hahaha

[brisk wagon]

Haw

[regal lagoon]

Fake news

[glass leaf]

Bc woh kare toh jihad aur israel terrorist ko maare to genocide

[brisk wagon]

Aapse accha to pranav hi tha

[nimble wren]

mtlb cave bekaar lgta aapko

?

[glass leaf]

Both are chutiyaa but

[golden agate]

how about what CIA did in Afganistan

[brisk wagon]

Abe o lode

[golden agate]

Uske liye kuch nahi bolega kyun

bc yahi inka doglapan hai

[regal lagoon]

Haa fu ck him

[regal lagoon]

Cutu hai par gay hai

[brisk wagon]

I dont feel attracted towards him anymore

[glass leaf]

I didn't read that much but yes woh toh glt hu kiyaa thaa ..

[golden agate]

Wahi na, there's always war going in Africa why nobody speaks for them

Like how Islamists and Christianity ruined Africa

[glass leaf]

CIA ka lenadena afganistan aur pakistan ke saath rha they are backing pakistan to take control over Balochistan and Afghanistan... indirectly and directly linked with isis

And main reason for terrorism in india also

[golden agate]

Naah re ye sab USSR k time se h

USSR ne pahle waha kiya tha

[glass leaf]

Sudan

[regal lagoon]

The reason why I don’t come to dc anymore .
Bc kuch relatable nhi bacha ab idhr..
Or maybe im not as reta rded as i used to be

[golden agate]

And many other countries

[glass leaf]

Humanity is broken

[brisk wagon]

Abe kya hogaya😭😭🙏

[golden agate]

Bc ek ladki reel bana rahi thi ki she's boycotting Spotify because it funds weapon in Israel wo bhi instagram pe

[glass leaf]

This extremist biased fake religious people ruined everything for their greed for power and wealth

[nimble wren]

exactly

[glass leaf]

[nimble wren]

cave is cutu

[glass leaf]

Uneducated community

[golden agate]

Wo bhi Indian thi

[glass leaf]

Waise woh toh saari community hai

[golden agate]

[glass leaf]

Alwys converted

[golden agate]

Bc india me to kabhi aisa nahi karte india k liye

Naah re

Hindu liberal ya left thi

[glass leaf]

Bc kashmir ka dekha

[regal lagoon]

[golden agate]

Abhi to Manipur h

[glass leaf]

Woh iran ke liye funds jama karre

[glass leaf]

Manipur toh china me aata na

[golden agate]

Haan dekha wo News

[glass leaf]

Sarcasm

[nimble wren]

bc apni locality k issues solve nhi krwa skte municpality k paas jaakr deshbhakt bne firte

[novel heart]

You joined BJP not CPIM

[golden agate]

waha pe communism nahi h

[glass leaf]

Modihh ji ko toh votes chahiye Manipur me election krwado

[glass leaf]

Ohh hello sarcasm smjhti ho

[golden agate]

Aap karwao mere gaon me sab sahi hai

[novel heart]

To ye bhi joke hi thi na

[golden agate]

BJP ka vote ratio udhar nahi banta

[nimble wren]

bhai lgta hai apne ko

[golden agate]

Ban jao Lofar ka Anil Kapoor

[glass leaf]

Meri locality ke issues toh solve krde rhi hain bjp

Advantages of living in gujrat cities

[golden agate]

Mere yaha ka MP to sab kaam Remote se karta h

[glass leaf]

Ab koi offend hoyega

Sarcasm tha

[tame elm]

Seggs

[nimble wren]

asia mein kisi bhi municipality ka highest budget mumbai ka hai and yaha pr abhi bhi monsoon mein laude lag jaate, even kabhi kabh paani ganda aata

bridges k parts girte rehte

[maiden fjord]

[golden agate]

BMC

[glass leaf]

Sarcasm bc

[golden agate]

[glass leaf]

And bmc

[nimble wren]

potholes abhi bhi hai

[hard elk]

@maiden fjord

[golden agate]

Boujee Marawale Chutiye

BMC

[nimble wren]

like 70000cr hai

[golden agate]

[maiden fjord]

Kaisa hai

[nimble wren]

i read that earlier

[glass leaf]

Asia ka one of the most populated city bhi hain mumbai and also unplanned city ever

Kolkata ke baad ofc

[hard elk]

badhiya tu bata

[nimble wren]

like tu kisi bhi railway station pe aa yahapr slum poora gnda sa

[maiden fjord]

Mast hu yr , @frozen dew dekh tera dost aya hai

[golden agate]

Bihar se seedha Dharavi

[glass leaf]

I visit Mumbai regularly and I have seen all of this cities planned Krna nhi aata govt ko

[nimble wren]

yes wahi na aapka paise leke aapki gand le rhe hai

[golden agate]

interesting development in the conversation

[hard elk]

ye abhi bhi hai

atte hi bolega

leave karde

[glass leaf]

Bmc is the biggest joke to mumbai people

[hard elk]

BMC kya hai

[nimble wren]

aata hai but accountabilty nhi hai like agar kaam nhi kiya kya hoga uske saath - nothing do din news aayega done fir

[glass leaf]

Bruhn mumbai corporation

[hard elk]

@thorny crane

[glass leaf]

Sorry

[hard elk]

accha

acchaaa

bruh mumbai corp

[maiden fjord]

But having some ameer rich friend in Mumbai could be a luxury

[glass leaf]

Bruhn mumbai munciple corporation

Bruhn mtlb Greater

Shyaad

[hard elk]

acchaaaa

[golden agate]

Damn diljeet fir pahuch gaya jimmy fallon pe

[hard elk]

bruhnn matlab bada

ahmm dil bruhnn

[golden agate]

Burrahhhhhh

[hard elk]

my heart is bruhnn

[hard elk]

chakkde phateeee

[glass leaf]

Rich freind hona luxury nhi hain luxury woh hai ki jab kaam aaye tab wohi dost bhale kuch naa kar ske par saath me khada hona chahiye bas

[golden agate]

ahe aahoon aahoon

[hard elk]

nabde gilii

[golden agate]

Sarso da saag makke di roti

[hard elk]

or sath mil jaye f

[golden agate]

[maiden fjord]

Are bkl, tu itna detail mein mat Jaya kr . Ajayegi kaam wo
LRDI laga le

[hard elk]

[glass leaf]

Besan ka pack lgadiyaa

Gora hojaunga kyaa

[hard elk]

kaha

[glass leaf]

[hard elk]

jhutt hai

kala hojayega

[golden agate]

Gora Pakoda

[hard elk]

rajni kant ko dekh

hua kya gora

[hard elk]

garam hai garam hai

[glass leaf]

Bc me tanning ki baat karra

[hard elk]

accha

[glass leaf]

2 din dhup me tan hogyaa

[hard elk]

[glass leaf]

[hard elk]

kaha rehta hai aisa

jaha 2 din me jal ke kala ho gaya

[glass leaf]

Surat

[hard elk]

[hard elk]

padosi hai mera

tu

[glass leaf]

Not kala

Brown

[hard elk]

kher bhot garmi hori hai

[golden agate]

[hard elk]

maka saka

[glass leaf]

Kaha se

[hard elk]

rajasthan

[glass leaf]

Mob

Mkb

[maiden fjord]

Kala ka bhai hi hai wo

[hard elk]

pani choro sab sukh gsaya

mera

toh

[hard elk]

haaa

state aisa hi hai

name sunte gali nikalti

[glass leaf]

Tan skin sirf bikni girls pe achchi lgti

[hard elk]

aryan baby app raat ko kone me anna

[glass leaf]

Mard gaddhe jesa zebra lgta

[hard elk]

surat ke ladke pe nahi

[maiden fjord]

Abe 12 vi pass

[hard elk]

varna uncle lagne lag jata hai

[hard elk]

abey dalle me kaha hu 12vi

meri toh barvi hue bhot time hua

[glass leaf]

Shaadi hogyi

??

[hard elk]

nahi par umar ho gayi

[tame elm]

@coral mason , @severe cloak , @foggy dagger ye log ab online nhi aate h kya?

[hard elk]

ladki nahi mili

[tame elm]

[hard elk]

choti bindani toh kab ki bhag gi mahri

[tame elm]

@worthy bear

[balmy dagger]

[prime zinc]

hi

[glass leaf]

Pack dhoke aata

[hard elk]

gora hojayega na

[gloomy lance]

[hard elk]

varna ragahv chadda hai sath

[prime zinc]

oye aaj Kohli DPS mein tha kya

[glass leaf]

Fark toh dikh rha hai thora thora

Ek dum thora

Ab nhi dikh rha

[glass leaf]

Haa

[prime zinc]

mast yaar

[maiden fjord]

Hi

[lusty mantle]

lie to me baby

lie lie to me

[prime zinc]

[dawn panther]

Dekha mene

[prime zinc]

acha nahi tha isliye nikal diiya

[dawn panther]

Simp bkl

[prime zinc]

acha bhala angrezi gaane ka lyrics kyu chodu

[lusty mantle]

[prime zinc]

oye kuki tera micturition hua ?

[ivory pilot]

yeh sound galat kr raha h

[ancient orbit]

Micturation?

Ye bangaali idhar bhi hai

[prime zinc]

oye bongali , kem on ache

[ancient orbit]

Bhul gya tha

[topaz drift]

Fuck right wing left wing , I prefer kfc chicken wings

[prime zinc]

the process by which the urinary bladder empties when it get's filled

[prime zinc]

Wings

[wary crag]

kon bangali

[topaz drift]

Ha to lode wings hi to likha hai

[old jay]

KFC harasses chicken in back of their kitchen

[prime zinc]

haan toh chutiye mai kya bola

wings hi bolra hu na

chings thodi na bolr a

[wary crag]

send video

[topaz drift]

We have Popeyes too

[topaz drift]

Tu kyu bolta hai

[prime zinc]

pata nahi

[ancient orbit]

1 number?

[prime zinc]

yess

[ancient orbit]

[ancient orbit]

??

[old jay]

Why would anyone have a video on that, they do that in private

[topaz drift]

Moot

[ancient orbit]

@paani

[topaz drift]

There is always a video of things which are private

[ancient orbit]

People eat those harassed chicken

[wary crag]

arre uski nhi, chicken ki

[ancient orbit]

[lusty mantle]

Bhako

[old jay]

Like Epstein

[ancient orbit]

Aapko harassed chicken khilaana chahiye

[lusty mantle]

Tumhe ky

[wary crag]

so no proof

[ancient orbit]

Kyys?

[topaz drift]

Yeah

[lusty mantle]

Kya

Bore horha

[topaz drift]

Bongali

[wary crag]

bangali se Paani yaad aa jaati hai

[ancient orbit]

Chatth se kood jao

End of boredom

[prime zinc]

bro mereko ye uber wale ki baat smjh ni aayi , Non ac cab aur AC cab mein difference hi kya hai bhai bkl ne 50-60rs ka badha diya , car toh wahi rahega na

[brisk wagon]

Haw

[old jay]

Ok but there is one more argument that chickens in KFC are not halal

[topaz drift]

Ac chalane se fuel jyada use hota chutiyeb

[prime zinc]

ki korchis

[wary crag]

then to aur bhi bdiya

[drowsy sinew]

Server nya sawal whi

[wary crag]

hecker

[drowsy sinew]

Milega

[drowsy sinew]

Hey you remember once i told him to talk

[cosmic coyote]

Hello

[drowsy sinew]

To you ofc

[drowsy sinew]

Hi

[cosmic coyote]

[glass leaf]

Abhi toh evening hai

[drowsy sinew]

New here?

[glass leaf]

Raat ko aana chudail

[outer gale]

Dil le gya koi

[cosmic coyote]

Toh Maine kab bola morning hain

[glass leaf]

Jaa chudail ...!!!

[glass leaf]

[cosmic coyote]

Stereotype karte ho tum log

[topaz drift]

Maine tanne dil dia tha , tanne dil ki bhen c di b k l

[outer gale]

Song

Waise pahad Dil le hi gya h

[north palm]

kon

[topaz drift]

Oo chudail raat me ana

[north palm]

bc iska dil bhi le ja rhe log

[outer gale]

Pahad

[north palm]

[cosmic coyote]

Aaj raat toh tumhare ghar hi aungi

[north palm]

mera le jao

[outer gale]

Acha lode

[topaz drift]

[north palm]

mujhe achha ni lgta ab ye bsdka

[outer gale]

[glass leaf]

[topaz drift]

Pahadan

[outer gale]

Wait till 15 April 2027

[cosmic coyote]

[north palm]

kya hai tab

[topaz drift]

Wot will happen ?

[outer gale]

Kuch too h

[glass leaf]

Aajao

[cosmic coyote]

No

[topaz drift]

April to fav month hai

[north palm]

kya hai

[topaz drift]

Kitna acha month hai ye

[cosmic coyote]

Dekhlo chudail ko invite nahi dete

[prime zinc]

hi

[glass leaf]

[topaz drift]

[north palm]

hn month of fools hai tujhe to achha hi lagega

[topaz drift]

Yessss

I am a fool

[wary crag]

hold my hand 🍆

[topaz drift]

Aaj beer pi hi liya

Bc

[cosmic coyote]

Ghar aakar pura fridge kaali kardungi

[topaz drift]

Hold ma beer

[glass leaf]

Aapki jaisi chudail hotoh

[outer gale]

Haha

[glass leaf]

Nhi fridge nhi ...

[cosmic coyote]

Ye toh Appy Fizz lag rahi hain

[wary crag]

ye to actual dhamki hai

[topaz drift]

Are chillao mat , koi sun lega

[glass leaf]

Waise bhi month end chal rha

[topaz drift]

Mere fridge me to bas sauces rakhi hai

Aur vinegar bhi

[cosmic coyote]

Mujhse panga nahi lene ka

[wary crag]

maine kl hi mango khareede hai

[frozen dew]

@spiral hamlet hi lol

[cosmic coyote]

Toh main bhi gareebo ki Gordan Ramsay hoon kuch banakar saare sauces aur vinegar bhi kaali kardungi

[topaz drift]

[glass leaf]

Mere fridge me 200 gm paneer , 1 ketchup , 1 sezwan sauce , 2 cocacola, 2 cheese slice ke packet

[topaz drift]

Vinegar pi jayegi

[glass leaf]

And shayd se 2 tohfu ke packet

[cosmic coyote]

Mango utna pasand nahi hain

You can keep that

[glass leaf]

Chicken laana bhool gya

Shitt

[wary crag]

you're not from this planet

[glass leaf]

Ab paise bhi nhi hai

[cosmic coyote]

Ew Tofu is disgusting

[glass leaf]

Kyaa kare memsahab buy 1 get 1 free thaa

Gareeb Aadmi hoo lalch me aagya

[cosmic coyote]

Haan Venus se hoon

[glass leaf]

Protein pura karne ke liye

[spiral hamlet]

kaisa hai bticod

[cosmic coyote]

Anday le lete

[drowsy sinew]

Saturn

Se nhi h accha h

[cosmic coyote]

Saturn is so pretty

I wanna go there

[glass leaf]

1 tray hain

[drowsy sinew]

It’s shani btw

[glass leaf]

Already and garmi me ande nhi khaane chahiye jyaada

Not gud for health

My health

[frozen dew]

O hi lol

Tic hoon

[spiral hamlet]

tu isi time pe online aata hai kya

[cosmic coyote]

Thank you doctor saab

[frozen dew]

Isi time pe ek cousin hotspot on krta h

Raat m ghumte huye chatt pr

[spiral hamlet]

achhhaaa epic

[spiral hamlet]

nicenice

[cosmic coyote]

Mujhe Watermelon aur Strawberry chahiye

[glass leaf]

Watermelon 🍉 ka season>>>

[cosmic coyote]

But Supermarket jaane ke liye alas araha

[frozen dew]

Acha ok tanks kesa h

[glass leaf]

Supermarket

[spiral hamlet]

chuda hua

[glass leaf]

[frozen dew]

Kyun kya hui

[glass leaf]

Supermarket wale watermelon

[spiral hamlet]

do min dimaag laga khud answer aayega

[prime zinc]

@topaz drift appy fizz ki pfp

[frozen dew]

Neet coming soon

[glass leaf]

Bc isabgol me jeera milaya lag rhaa

[topaz drift]

[spiral hamlet]

7 crore

[cosmic coyote]

Kyun aur kha se

[prime zinc]

[frozen dew]

Acha to fir ek tag p kese aagya

[glass leaf]

Gareeb thele wale ke pass se lo

[frozen dew]

Padhle jaake

[prime zinc]

[spiral hamlet]

ummm cuz idk i usually come online around this time

[glass leaf]

Uske jyaada meethe aate

[cosmic coyote]

Woh aur dhoor hain bhai

[frozen dew]

😳 I m the reason

[spiral hamlet]

mere msgs hardly dikhenege baki time kabhi

[cosmic coyote]

Tum watermelon ke ji baat kar rahe ho kya

[spiral hamlet]

sapne suhane mdrchod ke

[cosmic coyote]

Ab toh tum meethe lag rahe ho

[glass leaf]

[glass leaf]

[frozen dew]

😢😢😿

Broke my hart

[spiral hamlet]

tu dikhta kaisa hai

face reveal kariyo jara...dm mai

[glass leaf]

[spiral hamlet]

[cosmic coyote]

Salman khan Body double hain wo

[frozen dew]

Aaja

Pehle aap

[spiral hamlet]

[glass leaf]

Achchaa dikhta hain maybe you two should date

[spiral hamlet]

tu kar fir mai pakka

[glass leaf]

[spiral hamlet]

nah im straight:))

[cosmic coyote]

Yes aur shyaadi main watermelon rakhna

Aur mujhe bulana

[glass leaf]

Watermelon, strawberry, pineapple...aur baaki fruits ka salad rkhna

[wary crag]

@cosmic coyotekonsi class mein ho?

[glass leaf]

And panipuri aur chaat ka counter bhi

[glass leaf]

Nice try diddy

[spiral hamlet]

arey ??

[cosmic coyote]

Gawar hoon

[wary crag]

😋

[glass leaf]

@wary crag bhai suna hain aap Boht ameer ho

Mujhse dosti kroge

[cosmic coyote]

Itni gawaar hoon ki uski spelling bhi nahi aathi

[cosmic coyote]

Ohh

I’m highly educated then

[glass leaf]

Yayyy go gurl !!

[cosmic coyote]

Nahi tumne bola woh ameer hain

[glass leaf]

[wary crag]

Lively mujhe hr mahine mujhe pocket money deti hai

[crisp frost]

Agye sare sugar dost

[cosmic coyote]

Toh strawberry se blueberry update kar skthi hoon

[glass leaf]

Tg bhai

[wary crag]

[crisp frost]

Maine to phele hi acquaintanceship kar li thi sarthak se without knowing ki woo amir hai

[crisp frost]

hello surti bhai

How can I call you a bixh

Apna nam batao

[glass leaf]

[cosmic coyote]

Toh uncle seedhi baat pe aathe hain

[crisp frost]

Boujieee bhai

[glass leaf]

Call me boujee

[crisp frost]

Kese ho

[cosmic coyote]

Direct uska number dho

[crisp frost]

No need to tell me that

[crisp frost]

86

[glass leaf]

Likho 98

69

[crisp frost]

First two digits is 86

[cosmic coyote]

[crisp frost]

Mere pas iss se bhi amir ka no hai

[prime zinc]

bc ye chaiwale mp bnte ky pehle ?

[crisp frost]

[glass leaf]

80085

[crisp frost]

@frank furnace

Apka no de du

[cosmic coyote]

Ab toh nahi chahiye

[crisp frost]

[cosmic coyote]

Ameer log yaha nahi ho skthe

[glass leaf]

[cosmic coyote]

Woh busy honge

[crisp frost]

Isliye woo abhi active nhi hai

Hence amir

[glass leaf]

Dhawal ameer hai shyd se

[crisp frost]

💀 💀

[glass leaf]

Concert woncert me jaata rehta

[wary crag]

u aunty

[cosmic coyote]

Toh main bhi future ameer hoon

[crisp frost]

Tu bhi concert mai jati hai ?

[glass leaf]

Ik a guy who knows a guy

[crisp frost]

Dental mai kitna hi paisa hoga

[wary crag]

vo bhi aate hai

[glass leaf]

Boht jyaada

[dull thistle]

@crisp frost hii tg

[cosmic coyote]

Why yes I am

I have a tiny nephew

[wary crag]

ohh wow show

[glass leaf]

Foreign me jaao bhai dental me andha paisa hai

[crisp frost]

Hello Suru how was your day

[topaz drift]

[cosmic coyote]

Why would I send my nephew’s picture to you. Are you a pedo

[crisp frost]

India mai degree lene ke baad kese jaiye woo

[dull thistle]

Good, how's your?

[crisp frost]

Well he is a pedo

[glass leaf]

Shrm kro sarthak bhai

[wary crag]

bye

[glass leaf]

Har ameer ladke pedo kyu hote

[crisp frost]

Bas apko dekh ke good se fine ho gya

[cosmic coyote]

Wahi mere ek saal ke nephew ke picture maang raha hain

[crisp frost]

@steady ocean can you clarify more

[golden agate]

Love you Ozzy

[cosmic coyote]

Na jaan na pehchan isiliye tumhe uncle bola

[golden agate]

[cosmic coyote]

Uncle Nehru

[dull thistle]

Kese dekh raha h ? Me dikhati hu kya tereko?

[steady ocean]

Who

[inland swan]

Sarthak mote vc mein dhyan do

[glass leaf]

Awww 1 saal ka nephew ... 1 saal ka bachcha when

[cosmic coyote]

Arey Arey mazaak tha

[glass leaf]

[golden agate]

@proven cave SA

[inland swan]

@wary crag

[crisp frost]

Good people ka aura hota hai to bas feel ho jata hai

[crisp frost]

@wary crag

[steady ocean]

Umm idk

[wild grail]

Hailo

[crisp frost]

Idk is yes but can't say publically

[steady ocean]

Nope

[dull thistle]

Areee, kya chal raha h maninagar me?

[glass leaf]

Kabhi maar khaaunga me simp krte krte

Aadhe sv ko mera address pta hai

[steady ocean]

When I got introduced to sarthak, I wasn't a minor

[uncut crescent]

Hey

[crisp frost]

Garmi or elections ki rallys

[steady ocean]

Aur maine kabhi unse iss baare mein koi baat bhi nhi kari hai

[cosmic coyote]

Apne aap ko itna bhaav math do

[crisp frost]

Well considering his age you were a minor for him

[steady ocean]

He is just my big bro

[dull thistle]

Garmi 😭 tune diya vote?

[crisp frost]

Nota zindabad

[steady ocean]

Toh humara konsa koi affair chal rha tha

[cosmic coyote]

Uska naam zaleel kyun kar rahe ho @wary crag I support you

[glass leaf]

Sorry ..

[steady ocean]

Humesha se I referred to him as bhaiya only

[crisp frost]

ok

[glass leaf]

Woh pure sv ka bhaiya hai

[cosmic coyote]

It’s okay I forgive you

[woven swallow]

Humesha se I referred to him as pedo only

[crisp frost]

Bhaiya to or koi bhi tha but nvm

[steady ocean]

[glass leaf]

Bhaiyaa toh me bhi ban gya baad me par khair

[crisp frost]

Paise dekh ke dal badal liya

[glass leaf]

[steady ocean]

What nonsense!

[glass leaf]

Asli raghav chaddha moment

[steady ocean]

[crisp frost]

What nonsense?

[steady ocean]

Kon bhaiya tha?

[crisp frost]

Figure out karo

[golden agate]

Dhawal the player

[glass leaf]

Ted bhai

[golden agate]

[cosmic coyote]

Dal pasand hi nahi Sushi mangwa lo

[glass leaf]

No Check only mate

[steady ocean]

Dhawal nhi tha bhaiya

[golden agate]

Bhai

[drowsy sinew]

Baki sv chhodo

[golden agate]

achha

[glass leaf]

Paijaan

[drowsy sinew]

Asli gulu gulu toh duo 2 m chl rha h

[cosmic coyote]

Please Raghav chaddha se mujhe compare math kro

He is my student

[steady ocean]

Math kro

[glass leaf]

He is good person...I support him

[crisp frost]

Veg hai na tu rice or kakdi sath mai kha le crunch ke liye papad lele

[drowsy sinew]

For what?

[glass leaf]

Ohh

[steady ocean]

Bhauji bitch

[golden agate]

[glass leaf]

For being raghav chaddha

[grim shore]

@crisp frost

[cosmic coyote]

Kuch bhi

[drowsy sinew]

What makes him special in your opinions?

[steady ocean]

Chalo bye

[drowsy sinew]

Tata

[cosmic coyote]

Ye assume kyun kar rahe ho ki main vegetarian hoon

[steady ocean]

[golden agate]

Tata

Ratan

[glass leaf]

Chudail Hannibal hoti hai akshr

[golden agate]

Capitalist

[drowsy sinew]

No opinions lmao

[cosmic coyote]

Vodoo doll profile pic

[golden agate]

Hannibal>>>> Chudail

[golden agate]

Nah, it's a droid

[glass leaf]

Js being sarcastic lmao ... Check my pfp you can't understand jokes

[cosmic coyote]

[glass leaf]

[golden agate]

The legendary Droid

[glass leaf]

Meri mrji bhai

[golden agate]

Hannibal Lector??

I'm talking Daddy Mads

[drowsy sinew]

Himself a joke I couldn’t go further

[spiral hamlet]

u were right

[cosmic coyote]

Ew no

[glass leaf]

[cosmic coyote]

Humans are disgusting

[golden agate]

Bitch stole my line

[spiral hamlet]

[golden agate]

[glass leaf]

[drowsy sinew]

Chiku ki craving horhi 😭

[golden agate]

Ye dekho Chokli Paglu

[golden agate]

[cosmic coyote]

Climb a tree then

You will find my relatives

[glass leaf]

Bandar ???

🐒

[cosmic coyote]

Chudail

[glass leaf]

Lame jokes

I can be a good dad

[crisp frost]

[glass leaf]

Cuz my dad jokes are great

[golden agate]

Naache to Jeetendar
Maare to Dharmander
Roye to Rajendar

[crisp frost]

Ig you have tattered on the gc that you are veg

[glass leaf]

😂

[cosmic coyote]

Kutta paalo billi paalo Ye aisi galat femi math palo

[golden agate]

I will be worse dad

[crisp frost]

Maneer less merko kon bolega

[glass leaf]

I have dog and cat too

[cosmic coyote]

I guess you are hallucinating

[golden agate]

[quartz aurora]

The winner takes it all

[golden agate]

i miss that half mallu grill from this svr 😔😔

[cosmic coyote]

Then get 8 more cats and become a cat lady

[golden agate]

Abba ji

[quartz aurora]

I miss that yapper grill from this server

[ivory pilot]

bc

[crisp frost]

So you eat fish?

[golden agate]

Ykw fuck them

[cosmic coyote]

I miss that extremely filthy rich guy from this server

[cosmic coyote]

(Insert name)

[golden agate]

Pick your guitar and sings

Fuck you thunder

[glass leaf]

@silver heath

[shy garnet]

woh dentist?

[cosmic coyote]

Non vegetarian ka meaning google karlo

[golden agate]

Bc rich guy se yaad aaya

[quartz aurora]

Abba jo the humare wo harmonium bajate the

[cosmic coyote]

[golden agate]

Aaj kal rom-com kitne gande bante h

[quartz aurora]

Michael dekhi he kya kisi ne

[glass leaf]

Suggest me a romcom

[golden agate]

itna nahi pata naam bhi yaad nahi

[glass leaf]

Yaha uski baat mat kroww

[crisp frost]

@wary crag @chilly socket @frank furnace @uncut flume

[golden agate]

When Harry Met Sally

[glass leaf]

Log pdf bolne lgege

[drowsy sinew]

I’ll consider visiting circus then

[golden agate]

[glass leaf]

Hindi , south me kuch

[shy garnet]

chudail hi tha. Dentist ban rrahi thi

[golden agate]

Premalu

[golden agate]

Eww fuck noooo

[glass leaf]

Laal mirch is rich hell yeah

[golden agate]

i hate mallu girls

[glass leaf]

[quartz aurora]

Kyu nhi

[golden agate]

tbh

[glass leaf]

Are u kidding me

[cosmic coyote]

Ye mere baare main kya baath ho rahi

[golden agate]

i don't like them

[drowsy sinew]

Sarthak bhai toh 💸

[golden agate]

??

[crisp frost]

Question ka ans dena hota hai ye aap google kar lo

[glass leaf]

Dekhli kabke ..tune hridayam dekhi

??

[shy garnet]

oye you are that chudail??

[golden agate]

Haan kabki

[crisp frost]

Or 4,5 hai lakin fir woo piracy reasons ki waja se no tag

[cosmic coyote]

The real question is does any girl like you? You can’t count your mom

[prime zinc]

Movies ki baat hori kya?

[cosmic coyote]

[prime zinc]

[crisp frost]

Ted

Ki bat ho rhi

[cosmic coyote]

Kitne chudail ko jaanta hain

[golden agate]

I don't like the whole human existence they can fuckingggg die in a sec

[drowsy sinew]

dms open 👀

[golden agate]

Fuck the women

[glass leaf]

Name nhi btauga google krlo lekin 2 bkl aate the iss sv me dono gay the and backchodi bhi woh nhi dikh rhe

[golden agate]

Fuck the men

[glass leaf]

Aajkal

[shy garnet]

only 1

[cosmic coyote]

Ohhh bhai ka dil toota hain

[shy garnet]

yaad hu kya mei

[golden agate]

Fuck their whole existence

[cosmic coyote]

Then meet that 1 person

[glass leaf]

That's the plan

[golden agate]

Eww no

[cosmic coyote]

Nahi😭

[crisp frost]

Only males ko janta hu mai

[golden agate]

Abe they can go to the hell

and do whatever they can

Kitchen stuff or something else

[cosmic coyote]

Toh depressed ho kya

[glass leaf]

[golden agate]

Knitting or something

[glass leaf]

Peak misogynist

[cosmic coyote]

Who hates on women

Chi

[golden agate]

Why would I be depressed and listen to Ozzy

[drowsy sinew]

..

[shy garnet]

ok bye bye

[glass leaf]

I to luv them onli

[drowsy sinew]

If you remember

[crisp frost]

Ohh kar tag zara

[golden agate]

That's how culture grows

[cosmic coyote]

Mazaak tha

Bura math maano

[drowsy sinew]

@versed frigate

[crisp frost]

Raza mai apko nhi bhula hu

[cosmic coyote]

A world filled with only men ew

[glass leaf]

Ayucc is also rich ig

[shy garnet]

maan liya ab toh

[cosmic coyote]

Even men wouldn’t want to live in it

[crisp frost]

Paradise for gay man

Men ko strong female ki waja se hi baana padta hai