#general-chat
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Bhai usme ek standard hai
Feet fetish toh mast chiz h
Hatt
Kuch nahi hai wo
L
Aisi baaton ke bich mummy ka naam nahi lere
Boht harami log imagination me hote hai
Just saying
Offline hai
Sir desh ka yuva discord addict ho gaya hai sab kaam dhanda chhod kar
Chup
Parso ham call pe baat kr rhe hai whatsapp pe tabhi ek mera dost apna phone pocket me rakh ke call pe tha , usko maine aate hi mute kr diya tha
Usko laga wo hamse batein kr rha tha
Achaa

Oh shit
Bye
@lusty mantle good morning



Mai kaha simp krta hu yaar
Clg nahi haii tera ?
Nikhil ke samne agar mirror rakh do toh usme Ashwin dikhega
First of all gc hai π and second of all your are fucked
Yes, 10 times
Wdym ?
Mrning chat
Aur candy ke samne mirror rkho toh choco dikhega
Thnda le calm
Thanda krdo koi mujhe

Yeh seher me aate hi garmi chalu
Feels like 41
Mkb
Is it that big?
Rassi bhijwau permanent thanda bhai
Ek hi insaan ho dono just with mass of two people

Dukh ki jagah grmi suck krdo
no way suck ur own
North east?
yes'
Yaa sirf east
Boujee teri ex isiliye chhod ke gyi
Wo bol rhi put it in , ye lola bol rha you are not funny enough aise kaise chodu mai tumhe
north east
East me toh West Bengal aata
vaha pr larke bhut pyare hote h
Sabse Sundar bihar hai
No ragebait intended


Expire hogya hoga
Gali nahi do merko
Bhaii firrrr phone restart kro aajayega ya fir 2 kodi ka hoga wo server jidhr se otp aarha
Tujhe dikhau ?
Chuda hua network
Boht sundar hai bihar
hoskta h
network oh
mne deka h bihar up jaisa hi h
islie m up m hi theek hu
Up jaisa nahi hai
Bihar can be sunder but Biharis ain't
Nature Boht segsy hai climate , sundar lagta hai idhr ki hariyali
Greenery bihar ki thodi jyada hi natural hai
idhar b h hariyali to
Valmiki Nagar pata hai?
Mujhe snow me jaana hain yeh log hariyali baat krre
no
konsa
keede ate h
Haryali me maja aata hai peace rehta snow me thand lagti hai
mere yaha b peace h dusre ghar m
Mera main motive toh baat Krna hota hai koi aisa jagah jaha gappe lada saku
I hate monsoon cuz bugs
lekin muje vaha lonely lgta h

fr
I am a mountain person
Common interest wale
Meri mummy ka birthplace
hai dost but sare rat ko free hote
And beach person in winter time only
jati hu daily bakchodi krne

show m ja
Ouh shit is she a brahmin ham related bhi ho skte hai
Nhi, hum bhumihaar hai
Acha
Sab segs sugs wale dost hi banati ho tum
Bhai tu 5th class se bahar kab aayega ? Hamesha pussi ke chakkar me rehta hai ? Milti bhi hai tujhe ?
Milti hoti toh mai respect krta chalo play boy hai toh dumb hai
Ab tu aise bitchless dumb kaise rahega bhai
Brag kab Kiya loude
Hnji
Aaye ho kabhi ?

Batao inko kitna mast hai
Nhi.. but plan hai aane ka kuch saalo baad
I don't wanna go out π
Bc itni garmi me bahar jaana padega

Bihar poverty line
Bpl
Achaaa
Hnji
ππ
Tu toh bihar me nhi hai fir bhi itna gareeb , means you don't lack the resource you just not that person who can earn on his own
Matlab dikkat tere me hai , tu hi ghatiya hai
Bhauji bitch

vo tuje lgta h
bc mere dost sare working h rat ko free hote
Acha
Koi nhi kuchh unemployed dost bhi banao , gtg nice talking to you
Bye boujee you know I love u right?

goos morning nikel
acha ji bhaujee
khatam
Itne jaldi


Lekin shyla ne ab tak fren req accept nii kari..π₯
Request?
Yess
I dont see any
Now u can see
acha aisa kya 
Moodswings pain and 2 or chize π sab 10x
Ab isse jyaada small talk kese karu ...
Hello
dhongi paakhandi
Bokasoda
Hastmaithun
bsdk ED ho jayega
Hi
2 aur what chize?

Ye garmi mkc
Bhai moodswings I swear.. kal itna royi hoon na.. iss baat pe ki maine arjun ko 10 reels bheji thi aur usne sirf 2 pe react kiya
Tharak
Or ak tu figure out kar le na
Bta na
vo dc pr h lma

sachi baat h
Yes
π
patch up ho gya nice
But mera breakup toh kabhi hua hi nhi
E dating tg π
Oh lol

hi lol
Hiya
Tf
Hut ki garmi
πΉ

tumlog toh bech mein lad rhe they omg kya woh misunderstanding tha?
π
ye potato se baat kaun krta h
This is so rubbish
so good
koi isse baat kyu hi krega
Ikr
potato se toh mai muh tk na lgaun
I strongly agree with lacubra
aapka banda abhi kaisa h?
Badhiya
kaise bande ke barey mein puchhra
isse lgta h cool h
sahi h
π
Aap theek ho?
π
I wasn't
arey mein toh badhiya hu yrr aap batao?
No joke my part
Mai bhi mast
ik
π
I was 100% all in for the truth
so sorry
sun kr acha laga


:how to start convo again if she sent a sticker?
Aapke ghar mein mummy ladiz hi hai kya
This could lead to an interesting conversation or end it forever

namaste chat 
Namaste
howdy captain
kfc se yaad aaya
as your wish
Kya yaad aaya
Chicken bucket?
No jhalmuri
send the qr\
Jhalmuri wot
yum
π I'll eat so muchhhh
jhalmuri noice
What's jhalmuriii
i know ,you are fat teddy
there is nothing new
yeahhh abb toh aur khaungiii
π£οΈ Bhai ek jhalmuri lgao
Jhalmuri kya h
kinda bhelpuri
kitna foologe, khao khao
Okay -
mujhe kya mtlbπ₯±
PM modi explain you better way 
aa gaye pappu ke chamche
Obvvv
Not interested gandi awaaz h uski

Hyy guyss
Ye kya chal ra
Kal ka match dekh kkr vs lsg
Fuck man kya crazy match Tha!!!
Maine bhi nhi dekhaaπ€£π€£π₯±
Hi risss

Muri mixture 


Hko
Puberty
Nope π fir fun nhi rahega
@crisp frost @crisp frost @crisp frost
@outer gale @outer gale @outer gale
@prime zinc @prime zinc @prime zinc
@tender garden @tender garden @tender garden
@maiden fjord @maiden fjord @maiden fjord
@maiden kiln @maiden kiln @maiden kiln
@north palm @north palm @north palm
@golden agate @golden agate @golden agate


clg mai hu
And I am feelinnn....goodd
Clg me aakr bhi discord chlana pd rha h
Cooked
lib 
umm abhi cls khatam hua
haan just sat yaar 
Still ...no real life friends ???
why cri
har cls ke baad dimag kharab hota
Padhne baithi hu friends ke upar chadh kr nahi rehti vikram betalπ€£π€£
Andddd ii ammmm felinnnnn....goooodd
chaloo imma study
Discord pr pdhai??

yaaa see ya in eve
Sociology??
sandwich kha lena
bruh theres just one msg

buiiibuiii
boii
you just look dumb to them

π
I don't know man
I just come and do some random shit
Sorry if I offend people
oh hey
Heyo
kesio?
Itni garmi mai bahar jana is maut
Titan
@lusty mantle tum toh galti se bhi mat jana pighal jaogi
Actually black absorbs more heat ..so wearing black clothes gives you more energy
L ..is for the wayyy your look.. at meee
O is for the only onee...I see
V is very very extraordinaryyy
E is even more than I adoree
Thanks for giving credit
Wo dekho madarchod
@near summit
abe yaar kaushal
mkb kisne sv link bheja?

@pulsar shuttle
potty se zyada kya urgent hota h?
Thoda personal h warna batati
Koi usk friend h toh batao
I wanna just check on him
Please
Nass wass kaat li kya
Pyaar ka chakkar?
@worthy veldt kya hai be

Jab dekho react
Kaam waam ni hai kya
Nhi hai bhaiya π

Ab puch ke thori karugi
Puch kr Krna merpe
Ok

Meow
@tender garden react kar lu kya
Garibb
Krlo
Bsdk month start hone de

auto me ja
Gaadi m sukha h
metro bhi h lko me too
metro mc

Gali kyu de rahe ho ππ

Metro durr hai
Cycle khrb h
Lazy?
2km metro jaau
1 ghante hojaenge office bhi ni jaa paujfa

Hot aalo
Thats not ur look out whenever he comes just tell ki hotalo pinge kar rhi thi usse
Hua kya btao fir bolunga
Toh usme bhi toh paise lagenge

Out of reach h wo
Aur kitna mango ge mana kar dia usne
100 ki baat ktti
not more than 20
Abe toh latring gaya hoga
Ajaega
Month end chalre hai warna 
@outer gale bhejde lode 200

wo h bhi 30-40 km
Free time pe
samay
see his profile
Kuch kaam ke nhi ho tum

Latring Krna bhi kaam h
Meow meow
Kuki babu dm
Teri maa ki suut paise mange toh
π«ͺπ«ͺπ
rishi ko sab jante h
Gop gop

Bahar hi hu

Month end pr mngta hai
Aur salary aae me reply ni deta


mere bhi kha rakha h
25 level hogya
Not true
Same
Pr bc abhi bhi link share nhi kr skta
well i can
Booster perks
Pyaar badhta h
Btau kya
Acha ya shame
Wtf

Why how's your friends?



Kya
L mentality
π
<@&700414488351866981> r shbd

Don't tag me you stupid piece of shit
Son of a whoree
Ek gand pe maruga na saale teri maa pani nikal degi
Baap bhi seal ni jood payega
Baap toh mistri hai
π€
Heyy guyss
acha ok
ΰ€ ΰ₯ΰ€ ΰ€Ήΰ₯
(translated from Igbo - Dismiss)
ΰ€ ΰ₯ΰ€ ΰ€Ήΰ₯
(translated from Igbo - Dismiss)
Haa
website ki gand mardi maine
naya maal chod diya
dekhega?
vc aa
Dm kr
Vc
Dikha toh
ruk network khrab idhar ka
Rishi bhai
Kam kya h???
Yea who
Ac on krlo
Paad k nikal do
dur baitha hu ac se
Sed
Beauty of nature πβπ«
Pocha marlena

@still berry mujhse agar pyaar nahi karti toh reply karo
win is win
Ya toh win hai ya lun hai
aap to modiji ho only win hai
Master Stroking ka epxert π₯°
@crisp hamlet Hello bhaiyaa! How are you π
im good how r u
surrender gobhi ji
Me too good bhaii how are youu
diwali ka kachra
kitna lamba gaaliya likh rahi ho
agar main sirf ok likh du toh ?
Ok bhai
bc
Am a guy
itna time laga kar ok bhai
Sorry i forgot that i was writing.. i got a notification from my girlfriend
Fir ok bhai π
@severe cloak bhaii apke paas event management ka role hai matlab aap bhi latent me management me the kya? π±
hi
what happened?
aaj maid ka ghar gya tha unka ghar par ek bacha tha uske saat shinchan dekhne bait gaya π
3 ghante dekha mazza aa gaya
bache ne mast enjoy kiya uske liye kitkat lekar gya toh khush ho gya
backchod toh tha bacha
but shinchan dekhne mein abhi bhi acha lagta h
aab se daily dekhunga
Hi chat

Hello

oh
sham ho gyi idhar kya kr rha
so chup chap
chai pi
mazza aata h
40 degree mein chai nice idea
woh kaafi garam rahega

Hi
nga
DM ao
otay 
Balak π€ΉββοΈ
@maiden fjord @maiden fjord @maiden fjord
iron
@topaz drift @topaz drift @topaz drift
Sir yeh desh ka yuva ko sirf ladkiya chahiye...
How is colg ?

To mar jao
Sir yeh gareeb yuva kfc afford nhibkr paa rha
na yar , bas score dekha
Ye gareeb inki mkc
Har baar alootikki burger khaake aajata hai
She has named u the king π£οΈπ£οΈπ
thankyou

Sir yeh desh ka yuva chinaar hai
Go listen to this song
achiuyaaa

Bandar ka mutt
itni garmi me coffee piyega

mrr jyega
mai chai bana ke piunga abhi
coffee kya hi bigad legi mera
@north palm @north palm @north palm
itna paisa nhi hai
us hogya bhai
Aukaat me
π
yea yea
nescafe ki 2 rs pouch in cold water\
Nescafe ka 10 wala shashe
hot
2*
sachet....
ha dono chalega
Me 2 daalta hu 5 wale
mai 2 wale 3
Caseo
Me to Aaj kadhi khichdi khaaunga
Bnaunga phir khaaunga *

Ineed a woman for whom I will cook and later we have some 
sleep
Gud hu
mai subha se 4l moot chuka hu

itna garmi
sirf pani hi pi rha hu
gym jake 2l thanda pani piyunga
Mere. Toh barrish incoming hai
lucky
No dhup
π€
gonna say "arey waah apke aur mere gaand ka keeda toh similar hai" instead of "Usss" coz the word sounds so nonchalant

gonna say "arey waah apke aur mere gaand ka keeda toh similar hai" instead of "Usss" coz the word sounds so nonchalant @steady ocean

gonna say "arey waah apke aur mere gaand ka keeda toh similar hai" instead of "Usss" coz the word sounds so nonchalant @steady ocean
ohh
Yo Yo
Bkl bio badal apna
+1 day ho gya
yo yo honey singh
bc dekh hi ni paunga mai to
kyu be
gill ne toh csk ko troll kr diya π€£
2 mere 2 nikhil ke
5
baap kaise banega fir
tu too ac me sota h
tere protein intake ke liye kuch vi
wahi

fir hum gareebo se relate krne ke liye bolta ki bohot garmi hai
Ghple kro
Kiska?
psg vs bayern
hmm
digital meter hai ya magnetic needle wala hai?
CL se humara kya lena dena 
match to dekhna hi hai
kitna pyara match hoga
ek taraf full maar dhaad
digital , magnetic wala kaha hi use hota
dusre taraf ek dum aaram aaram se
fir to direct tar hi jod de
mai to kehta
lsg kitni laudi team h execpt shami
lehh
Dekh lenge
aaj kiska match hai ipill me
rcb 
to bolra +1 ho gya, ab 29 ki raat me hoga, aur mera 29 ki subah exam hai
now what to do
kisse?
dc
boring match fir to
abe ye wala acha match h
Ok
ok
@tender garden suar
π·
@tender garden suar
π
Oye potatoe
bol tg
kyu?
aaj hi baat kiya
To tune pucha nhi
Ki kha thi
Mera to bhot sar khiya tune
Isliye hi block kara tha maine

ky re buddhe @crisp frost , aaj kisko pareshan krre
@tender garden suar
@tender garden suar
Khud pareshan hota huva banda kisi or ko kya hi pareshan karega
wott happened
bhul gaya tha
Match > Exams any day
issi wajah se mere mid terms me kam number aaye the but who cares, main exam ke liye to padhna hi pdega
@dusty thunder snax vc me tera baap betha hai
mene id di thi koi uska naam change kr diya bhadwe ne
Mod hai chi chi faad de
Point toh hai, Wese bhi tera club khel nhi raha. Aur maza second leg mein ayenga
chill hai
sahi baat hai, sone ka time ni ho gya aapka vese?
Uthne ka time ho raha hai
8 bje Honge
Sup?
mod banne ke liye ab to khudka exploitation bhi krwane tyaar kuki
Yhi krna hotta toh Modi ke sath sotta
Bored
Yeh gareeb inki mkc
toh usme 2 parle g ka biscuit free dena chaahiye

ab yeh bolega
ki aajkl puncture ke paise 5 se 10 ho gye hai iske piche ek community ka haath hai
tmkc me bhi puncture ka rate badhte jaa raha
Modi ji apni jawani me chai ke sath glucose walle biscuit khilte the
thoda maa ko shaant hone bol
Gareeb mentality
Inko arakshan dilwao
Mulli ke parathe Khao
teri maa ko chedh raha tha ?

Mulla khrb maan jaayega
Mullo ke kyu nhi

Who cares

Acha ni banate
Haa toh teri maa jesi rndi thori hain bsdk

Tru
Pehli baar maa ki gaali diya
π« welcome to geng
rcb ki match ki ticket kab milegi
?
Haarcb
chup laude
@round narwhal
csgay
taange faila kar kam baitha karo gaand me ungli karta fir rona dhona karte rehte ek general bakchodi kar raha tha usme hi maa chud gyi sochlo kitni naive hai tumhaari maa
Uski Maa ki haalat check krne gya hain kahi chingaari toh nhi nikl rhi after banging session
thoda budhaape me maa ko kothe se ghar me baitha apne
Bsdk toh mene bhi backchodi hi ki thi

π€
Ek genric meme ki line boli usme offend hogya
general or specific bakchodi me fark rehta
naam padh kar bakchodi kar raha
tu aise jitni bakchodi kar jhaant farq padhta
lekin bemtlb me naa hi main kisi religion ki bakchodi kari
Tujhe kyaa lgta hain me dhrm dekhke chodta hoo
Dopamine high hai fast typing kra
naa hi kisi ko offend kara ek generic meme
@tender garden suar
Secularism sbke barabar gaali milti
maa ne jaisi aadat di ho voh tu or teri maa hi jaane
maa bhi shyd bina dharm dekh kar gaand marvaati
Genwin
chal gn
Ese bina reply sunne mt jao
Hmmm dhrm jaatiwat pe hi toh aaonge tum bsdi2al9 apni mentality sudharo ..
nothing much bwu
ulta paida hua tha kya ?
Chi gaali dene ki jgh gyaan chodra tu toh
Ulte hi paida hotte hai

Humare dhrm me nhi hota inter family wedding











