#general-chat
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shabd aur teer wapas nahi liye jaa skte
Arre yaar ππππππ
ohno please dont be
Bhai
Dance ke naam pr karate krti hai ye
itsfinee
Ab mereko bura lagra
lemme be sad in peace
Shutup
Yaar ππ
feel the emotion in tranquility
Arre
??? Kuch bhi
Bhai
i'll tell you why
i think of chhote bhais being irresponsible and annoying
Jst work, boring life
that is what it comes across to me as
I saw you having a good vacay though
apt
But like
Mere liye it was like
You were nervous to
Majorly das why
hi
i was alone, had a few bad experiences while travelling, was a lil stressed
Yes, this week was very good. back to the grind from tomorrow 
Bhai can I say something
Are bhenchod chl kya rha h????
yo
Yeah yeah
1 mahina toh bohot baadi vacation hai
whatttt-
aaj toh sunday
I know but I have to study rn
Not the college ka
But I really want to bag a good summer internship this time
blr aaja
Kidhr rehta blr me???
I was thinking of applying in Delhi and Mumbai
apse dur
blr bhi karle
achi hi jaghe hai
for working
Haa mai to pirate hu na
Blr possible nhi hai
Mumbai mein I have family
blr mein mai hunπ
Aww
I'll see
Will have to talk to my pitaji
achi internship toh dhund phir kahi rehne mai kya problem hai
oh
It is a problem mannn
I'm not a guy
I'm a mahila
ik but kabhi toh ghr nikloge hi na
blr toh phir bhi sahi hai
but it's tuff
i get it
I don't have a problem living alone
But I wanna move out with stability
oh
koi nahi blr aaja

Blr ain't bad will see
aaja bas

Sunne me aaya diet coke peene se saxsux milta hai
hmm
mhm hmm
Don't say hmm you are not alka yagnik
Still alove
Hey uno
what do u call people who like alka yagnik?
alkaholic
π
@wild patrolipl live dekhni ki site hain?
hogi ruk dhundta hun
han@wild patrol
@vast magnet what you guys doing?
Heya
ayo

oyeee
@stoic mountain ayooo kavisha long time
Kisko bola
word atlas 
tiramisu
Umbrella
ant
Wese @formal topaz ssup
Ten
ninja
Anus
nahi mili yaar

space
behenchod bugs aur aagye laptop mai
Elephant
tasty
Yes
Startup pitch hora
stem
Add krlo
Mess
speed
Dog
gravity
Yellow
Wow
Arrowarch#1762
Among US
Add krdlo jaldi se mujhe
water
Rest
travel
Hi babe balak
Low
ello
wig
Grape
energy
Yawn
naked
Disc
chrome
Element
tip
Pea
How are you
abstract
Trap
I'm good wby 
pigeon
Neon
kaisi si hai
nirvana
Application
net
Tent
I'm great after seeing you
Train
Girls my loml
π€ love you
Loveyoumore
shit
Yesterday

thanks
Lol mb
yaa
You're having a bad day
see ya
Don't
see me
naah I'm studying for exams 
a 1000 hz is insane ahaha
bbye pranav
Masters??
Too much vellapan
+1
Ohh I see
i should probably complete my tasks
i am so jealous
what job 
don't
Shaadi??
Im jealous of school kids
in my final sem, i'd be 24
true
I need more clg
not optimal
so early for a job
academically fast peeps
shit
π π
only ik the burden i dwell with
sbka same h yar π₯Ί π

@vast magnet hi bbg
what shaddi
I have a lot of work
Will leave now
I'm kinda frustrated with the amount of work I have and I have been procrastinating
I'm not even 20 
Hi babe
meri hi degree 5 saal ki kyun hai π
bbye good luck
yahi raho mere pas
konshi degree
exactlyy
Mbbs
MSc + BE
ted how old are you

@golden agate
Kon kr rha
π€£ π€£ π€£
mai

@silver heath
tu toh sirf baatein banata
wyd baby?
no one disrespects my degree gng
banata hu
srizztea very bad
ouuuh i think kaha tha
#1 clg saar
Berizgaari ki degree
wewe
Its a yucky degree
kon krta hai mbbs

btech? cse?
@dusty thunder
eww
btech hi tu krha bhul mat

berozgari speedrun to hai
btech kon krta hai
kya image ban gyi hai 
lemme be extra edgy and do a BE
nalle log
ek time pe kya hua krti thi ye field
diploma
Btech to standup comedians ki degree ko kehte hai na
genuine
Welcome to our esteemed team @vast magnet
do not recommend 
tu bhi krrha kya
i dont do mbbs gng
btech krne se acha to panvadi ki dukan p beth jau
;-;
You do btech
btech mein u spend most of ur time at the panvadi
technically I dont
Btech chaiwala
ew
shayla bhi to hai investor
true mere clg ke paas wala 40k kamata
who tf does btech
Im out
why shayla
my full degree is called msc economics + be(hons) in cs π
not satisfied with the pitch
aese kaise
Krliya?

acha mai bhi to btech hi kr rha hu
tf
π 2030 gng
ye kon krta hai ew
Idk nind aata har time
Btech
do some work
Budhapa

that number doesnt even look real

.
Ocay
+1 ... what do you do?
yucky
mbbs?

good luck π

yeh kya hai
ew
ππ
sapne me
swift ew
(delusional
)
do u get to do dissections regularly as of now?
Let them
Kutte bhaunkte rehte
Haathi chalta rehta

no thatβs not done actually only see cut and learn sorta that too in first year only
no equity
acha
tu to chal ke chali gyi na
Acha?
Haathi maanti hai khudko mtlb
ohh... ;-;
is the cadaver soaked in formaldehyde when the prof dissects it?
ohh what damn
ye sab samay ke server par?π
yeah it stinks so bad

hi im bunny

Standards set ho raha
Wedding
??
Alka-yda
this makes so much sense...
no wonder most doctors I know are coke addicts
umm i dont this it has any correlation 
set toh merko hona haiπ»
only coke could make me go through that everyday π
Acha beta
Set to drishtea nahi kar payi usko
π―πoh yes
merko bhi
oye my lingo
It's not patented stfu
Main to kar lungi
you get used to it
yeah
π
it is kinda fascinating how the degree teaches you to look at humans through a molecular lens
Mbbs is India is not for the weak
the desensitisation part is fascinating cause I feel managing other social relationships might get harder
maybe... or maybe it doesnt matter at all cuz u segregate everything in your head
ye sitty ni sudhregi


Why do I always sleep after drinking 3 teaspoons of coffee
Doctor situation in this country is too fucked
You need madness to choose this path
Try 4th
Agreed
@vast magnet kyu be?
Did you find the sutta

Ye kya dekh rha hu?
Srizz tea mai
I needed a medical certificate so I asked my brother who is a doctor for it
tera assignment ni likhna ab tujhe
Jaa kaha ri
Please help I canβt stay awake
Stop tagging me
aise badlegi desh ko
@vast magnet
ok @vast magnet
@vast magnet ok
done hai @vast magnet
Bro made it, and when I went up to him, he snorting lines on it ππ
hey guys pls dont tag @vast magnet
@vast magnet
Nooo
sharam krle
Don't tag @vast magnet
hey guys pls dont tag @vast magnet
I slept
fr dont tag her @vast magnet
!
abse @vast magnet ko tag mat krna
Better, also tell avtarit he got a new fan
Okie
Merese bhi nahi ho pata
If I drink coffee all at once
I get anxious and I start shaking
Yayy
Good for you @vast magnet
@vast magnet ok yr
tu bhi mat krna @vast magnet ko tag
ts pmo gng pls dont ping her @vast magnet sorry if it bothers u
Bhai
dont tag @vast magnet
avtarit-1 pranav-0
@vast magnet
How is that good for her?
ππ
ts pmo gng pls dont ping her @vast magnet sorry if it bothers u
Wow sms ruk gye the na?
bhai mat kro tag @vast magnet ko
Yes yes
Ahhhh
They stopped

Agyi
i wonder kisne kiya hoga
Besharam hai
fir aagyi
Wapas agyi
abe @vast magnet
That was not me after those first 20 
π
πππ
Hmmm
that was not me before those first 20
wapas aagyi @vast magnet
Oh yes, I canβt increase my dosage of coffee. I get tremors too
soja @vast magnet
Guess what
Need to have a good sleep sched
I've kinda fixed it
Coffee is not made for me is what I've realised
I feel very weird and irritated
Coffee pine se mujhe neend aane lagti
It works in reverse for me



Fih
hiii
hii kavisha π₯
Ye kaisa sawal hai?
Bohot logo ko chai se hota aisa
Hiii
Sahi hai bhai
anybody up for a chess rapid?? 
π«
Heyyyy
Hii
hii
Ssup guys

Use
so many memes
general me allow krna tha yawr
baki jagah kaha baate krte memes daale
im new here, say hi!
Hello
Heyy
im new here, say hi!
hii ishita hyd

hellew
hii

ladki online ayi nhi ke chat mai kud gye
everyone said everything but hi
jab bhi koi ladki dikhe , aryan ka man dole dole , ole ole ole
reply kyu dera fir
chal hatt behen ke lodee
π
goated tag
ek din mar jayega , kutte ki maur
rhymes well if i use
ikr
Bored u
abe yrrr yebhi ni mante
idhr nhi hoti
ye kon dikh jata chat me
anti bored
wordle to khel bhi liya
ew
fih bhai pav bhaji khilado
any mods online?
me kya khau π
@stoic mountain
Hi
nikhil ki dih khalo
ye to wo he
oye wo only for close ones
jisko hi bola upar
π π
ΰ²ΰ²²ΰ³ΰ²²ΰ²°ΰ³ ΰ²Ήΰ²Ώΰ²ΰ³ΰ²²ΰ²°ΰ³ ΰ²ΰ³ ΰ²ΰ²―ಡಾΰ²ΰ²²ΰ²Ώ
Itne dino mein badhiya baat krri tune
সবাΰ¦ΰ¦ΰ§ ΰ¦ΰ¦―ΰ¦Ό ΰ¦Ήΰ§ΰ¦
Wtf you wanna say in kannada bro

Yaaru ?
asli hai bhai cwazy cwazy
ellaru* means all/everyone
This too shall pass
dadi mar gyi oyeee
Yes
wow cwazy cwazy
Balraj is a gentleman
it sure is
all hail hit her
life is unfair
Yes

ni so payegi


Ts so tuff!
My shayla
Kyaa tapu gada hi vaibhav sooryavanshi hai??


Yeh sunday boring sa kyu jaa raha hai ππ
@brisk wagon
wya
istg same
I am the baddest baddie
ok
Pura din phone pe rehke bolenge why Sunday is so boring
Audacity to dekho logo ki
Wahi toh
Ekdum loude log
aww aap mujhse baat krlo cutu
hi babes
casi ho
sexy
kitni grmi h udhr?
Yeh april lag rha hainaa normal mahina
dihkat
Kal toh march tha aaj 26 april hogyi
wtf bc
i thought idhr zyada h
here is 41
Normal speed π
do i know u?
no
hot hai bhot
okay, then pls talk to @outer gale
Hot toh me hu
why
tbhi pahado pr gye the
he is nice
yess firse jana hai 
Hot to me hoon koi cool si bandi ki kami hai
iss baar beach pe jao
π¦¦
last time gya tha garmi mai jal gya tha poora


paani m jao
beach feb/march
ya aug mai jana chahiye
Gaand nhi jali hogi ...ptaa hain kyu
Kyunki already jali hui hai

uper se no sunscreen works
Sunscreen is western propoganda
have tried over 6 brands and none worked
Bhai sun is the biggest source of energy
yea energy sucking source
2 baar naha chuka aaj
π
raat ko 1 baje kyu
π₯
mkc ye humidity aur dhoop ki
yaha ke log... saare teens he ya 20+?
bc kaala kr diya mujheb
mujhe kya pta
below 16
sabko thodi janta hu
me to coast ke paas rehta.. meri to humidity ne phad rkhi he
π
trivandram
aur beach
dem two names
i thought usko malyali me hi Thiruvananthapuram bolte he
Meri sunscreen bhi khtm hogyi aur ek kharcha bencho

Kal groceries khridte time bhool gyaa
Mkb
Lekin 2 tshirts utha laaya ....
mene kbhi zindgi me nhi lagaya sunscreen..
Lgaao bhai india me sunscreen is must bhai
Lelo koi si bhi gel based sunscreen summer ke liye
Essential hain ab toh
i haven't seen anybody use it in ma whole life exept the beach ppl
Tier 2-3 cities ??

lemme ggl
yes t2
many people use
i use
t1 ig
Pure din ac me rehne waale
fahk
π―
hn
tere jaise
tumhe chod ke aur jojo active rehte he unko ping kro to zra
π€
abe mai bhi ni rhta

@here
π€


No shii Sherlock
thy happiness my pleasure
Watching bloodhounds
Just like ness and oates
Mast series hai
they're same
I'll be grateful to befriend that guy

π
okay
kya bolrhe ho ted
heleu π«ππ
Kdrama π«°
"ted talks" ππ
Kuch nahi
Sarangheee
hru doin
@paper vault 
π π
Sara Ali khan
aaj hi breakup hua
tchtch, woh akela achese baat krta hai mujhse,so i dont mess w him a lot
Aaj break-up
kal patch up
π
parso hook up
tch sads
ye tchtch kya he?
I'm t2 city guy πππ₯
Pyaar mohabbat dhokla
Love sex and Dhoka
Same same but different
umm indian sounds of disappointment,sadness

Pyar china ka maal h
Me toh gaaon me hi rehta hu
oww tch
love sex and dhokhla
got it
City me bhi nhi
mere gaon me paani nahi aata h
tchtchtch 3 time hota he but kvi bhi.. ek ya do baar nhi
Mere gaon me sab madai hai
hmmmmm

nahi
π
Yoyoo honey singh
ted π??
yes
wth
*in ranveer voice
are u okay dawg
π
wdym
Gora badan tera ptli kamar 16-17 saal ki umr

hmm is like suckin dih πππ»
Imagine
Me after intense gooning session after 3 months

age umar apki
nai ma samj gya tha
valid counter
Geaaak gwaak ...nishaa ne gwaak gwaak mujhse bola gwaak geaaak
sabko meri age kyun jaanni hai
idk I'm virgin
where are the gyallsss π₯
Hi
@here
aise hi pucha 
18+
π


Hi
Gill
yo name?
Grill
sem
gunnite
kuki π€
but different
Hi
ngas

Ban mitra di hoee ...nnn mitra di ho
Kurki apradhi
Hi π
kuki aap grill ho ππππ
Hey
Who tf are you

π§ββοΈ
Kyu sex krna hai
haaa ππππ
Suri
Do i see
Yoooo sup
Bb
ππ

Salle tera lund tere muhh me dedugi bkl
I said something about your pfp yesterday
ouchh
how are you

bhai ik what y are πππππ
Bhul gya bolo wapas
Don't tell me
janya?
kuki is a grill
me bhi bhul gaya
Abe suar
Chup
Pune ake g me gaana dedugi
sori
Gender Bender



Bye
uhh
Boii
Teri lelevaaa .....
meth to nhi horha
Male body female harkate

Photo tu ruk dii sahi
Blue Meth
No hi only bye 
anybody watched bb here?
Kanchana
Green Methi
123
and got
woh kya hota hai
Yeahhhhh
breaking bad
Watching bb
Youβre?
I look at myself in the mirror
achha
@craggy vale
heartbroken
π«π«
The mirror broke

maine nai dekha
Bc

where?

Breaking Bed
Netflix
you should not have said that
π€

i mean kaha tk pahuncha
Breaking Ted
S3
Why so Sed
Sounds wrong
Iβm sorry but whoβre youπ
is that the reason your name is ted ππ
cracking ted
I'm always

dw in new..
Nope
Hell yeah
Yes yes π
Breaking bad is mid
Nope, it's after my fav character
ππ
Wrong
hell naw
couldn't agree more
π€π€

Walking dead >>>
what's goated then?
kisine supernatural dekha hai
Supermans >>>>
do you guys read



Savita bhabhi
H
hell naah

then
nvm
@urban phoenix
For me it's walking dead and got
I can't even read my syllabus book
to be productive
zombie one?

It's just me
dimag ki bhosdi hojati h
Solly
Couldn't agree more

Goated series toh sirf balveer hai
This is how I am


Sath Nibhana Saathiya solo
Balveer walli ladiz ka kya naam tha
balika vadhu
relate bhi to tumlog sirf negatives p krte ho
Anupamaa
Bhayanakar pari

Sometimes
whos name is savita tf ππ
Abe
tu fir aagya
Apne freinds and family ke saath wkt bitana productive nhi hain expet it's a good function or something like that
Baal pari, rani pari, natkhat pari


