#general-chat
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There seems to be an increase in car lovers here
one of my friend have 15 mutual hehe
anyways koi chess khelta h yaha?
I hate vehicles
Vegan 
yuppp wnna play..??
I hate moving objects
rating kya h tumhari..??
You can't sit and understand the stillness of those things
Like doing dishes?
I'm a level up
Vegetarian
Surya beta agar maine fir bolna chalu kiya na
Tu bol nahi payega

hi i am new
Bolu kya 

Hi new I'm srizzty
things getting hotttt
Mere khyal se tu phir se pagla gayi hai 
ladoo bhaiiiii
Dishwasher mein tujhe wash kar dungi
1-0
We don't fight
We besties
are na bhai aaj family plan lia h for 6500rs..
getting back into chess after 1 year break..
to i was looking for members for the plan...
Pure time discord pe hi rehne lagi phir se
all good? Mummy ne hotspot band kar diya tha?
He is the only budhau bestie I have
Haan yaar
achaaa
Abey jaa badi aayi besti busty 
got 3 members out of 5
bs 2 log chaiyhe
anyways koi interested h to batana
later
Dimag*
anyways surya is winning it
add me
Noi
oh active nahi hai?
Kinda yes
bhai free nhi h obviously 
Insta kahaan se aaya
mehh
it's 1083/year
idk only place i saw you last active on
Door pe pyaz latkane se garmi kam lagti hai
Uhuh
Bruh
Aur baniye jain bhi dur rehte hai
i mean terko last insta pr hi dekha tha active
Kiski membership?
Things corporate does to you
Ohacha
chess.com diamond membership
yeah
I eat pyaaz π₯°

Woh pata hai jitna tu jalti hai woh bjp wali achhii didi se
tum sbhi delhi se ho kya..??
π
Oye ladki
sangh parivar ke bare me kuch bura nahi sununga
oyee same collage me ho tum or surya.??
Any fren ?
One last gaali godzi promise
Maa chudaye wo bkl
Khud ke saath humare bhi laude lagwaegi
Drishtea is like wo twitter bratt who even tweets their thought process 
Naam theek kar mera
Chal
aajtak tere chote bhai ne bhi tujhe tameez se naam le kar bulaya hai?
Wo to darta hai merese
Khauf
Badtameezi karke dekhe
Surpnakha 
Uski Lanka lag jayegi same day
Good elder sister
Hitler
Banda badhiya tha
Bass thodi muchhe acchi ho sakti thi
Konse ache kaam kiye
Mkc
Inti garmi hai
Aur light chali gyi batao
Bc
Bijli vibhag ki ma chudegi very soon
@tender garden Teri bhi
Juice piyoge?
π
There's blood on the side of the mountain
Uncle ji pani pila dijiye
helo
Did you get it?
Na mai reel kaha dekhta 
hey
Reel reference nhi tha
Main bhi reel nahi dekhti
It's too dystopian
kaise ho ted
Har chiz me dystopia 
Bored and super boring, hbu
dara hua hu π¨
Kyun kya hua
People's eyes are glued to their phones watching reels
neet...1 week..
Today I went to a shop
A ladki tum bahut bolti ho chapad chapad chup rahogi 
That man was watching shorts on TV
Ohh all the best, apni taraf se best rakho
Abb bata reel kon dekhta hai
Shorts
fark hai
yess tyssm

1
teri ma ki cute?
Yk what's common btw blr and delhi?
ye gaali kaha hai
Behn is the better way to write ΰ€¬ΰ€Ήΰ€¨
Gaali nahi dete gandi gandi
They both can't make good samosas 
Dimag kharab hota h
You know what's not common?
Surya and Srishty

I'm too iconic to be a commoner


Hello I am looking for a job in Mumbai or Pune can any one help me with that
You should take a nap drishtea
bhai uske liye LinkedIn use krte hai...
discord nahi
Yes @wild patrol is actually an HR at Pune's zomato branch
You can reach out
@quaint shuttle help this poor fella
Wrong place
Abb tu batayega mujhe kya karna chahiye
Obviously. You are a woman

Main kuch bolu

Firse sv leave karna padd jayega lala
..
Anything except your tharak 

bwahahhaahaha
hey @fringe fern you can mail us your resume and profile on kamhiring.india@zomato.com and we'll look into it
π«° .
First in my bloodline to see surya and srizzπ΅ again talking after 6 months
Karke dekho
Shayad aapko mil jaaye
Bruh
Sure
good luck buddy
Ash π
Come, say some bs and dissappear 
I wanna be a rapido driver
Roam around the city and get paid for it
Teri me ki
hahahha
Taanke?
Stitches πͺ‘
Ohhh
stitches are normal i guess!!! Itni baadi baat nhi
Aww cutu
love you srishty
Ly2
does that L stand for lustπ
.
stitches?
biopsy me common hai kya?
Dhaage
Yeah yeah
mere to moh moh ke dhaage ho gya tha
Kacche Dhaage
I'm Lusting over girls these days π
Idk. But maybe depend krta ho... Muscle biopsy m toh stitches hote h
hi
seriously?

oh
Being a female comes with a privilege that I can bad touch them
Koi 20rs sponsor krdo

correct
but are you gay now?
Bad touch to bachho ka hota hai
koi krega toh tu mujhe krde
ye to darindi nikli
ik
naam reveal hojayega
My fren looked too hot in the off shoulder top
Darindi se dee ki yaad aa gayi
full body anesthesia diya ya voh part par hi
Krde lode
show
Miss you dee ππ
Dm. Ayo yaha nhi batari
We had a lahu muh lag gaya moment
sv chod di?

Discord pe hi kahi nahi dikh rahi wo
ok yr
Nope
Creeps logo se door rakhna chahungi usko
Dheeraj
oye
...
@amber sapphire
Hi
And make a comeback
Kya be
patthar fek rahi hogi kahi
ye landsat kinni mast cheez hai
kya bolun mai
Nahi collge entrance ki taiyari kal shawtty se baat hui thi
na na, sbko bata dega tu
Direct dukaan pe krde
Kuch matt bolo babe
Aapki wo building waali crush ya ex , jo bhi thi
What happened b/w you
Two
π
Last Ig kuch Diwali related bataya tha
wah , itne ache dost the tumlog
qr bhej
Dost kaun nahiiiii

Hmm
That says everything
idr what i told you but that's long gone
oye ye lungi ngidi ko kya ho gaya ?
@dusty thunder bkl
College mein kuch nhi chalra aapka
dekhle bhai garibi
nahi yaar
Aww
aur aapka?
lungi khul gayi
Insaan se galti sirf ek baar hoti hai
vo toh count bhi nahi hota btw

bhai pbks is goimg crazy
I cannot find people I want to date
tu merese mili nahi haina isliye
Dudes are either creeps
Or give bhaiya vibes
Or chota bhai vibes
ππ,
sar ke bal gir gaya. tez lagi lagra
π₯±
Sahi baat hai
Need to meet Yoda
I have no Friends (Vinland Saga version)
yaar i wanna come to gurgoan so bad
Shitsty
@vast magnet You're sending messages too quickly.
you do you do
6 ov mei 100 maar diye
huh

Not even kidding
Like good guys give bhaiya vibes
The mastikhor or nervous guys give chota bhai vibes
And creeps ko log jaante hai
oh acha
fuck yaar
idk what to say
Ek to good guys is already a rare sight
Saaare 4s over
srishty take me around delhi whenever i come
Ji zarur
garmi mai na aaun i hope
Don't dare
haha
mere liye toh hai
Garmi mein to hum hi nahi nikalte
Wots the temp there
Huhhhh
abeyy yaaaarr hahahahaha
Minor pe simp karta hai
yahan 37c hai but due to humidity it feels 47
π
Hi rae
How's exam
maine konse minor pr simp kara
aur agar kara bhi hoga toh i hope sundar ho
hii sisty
abhi start ni hue
Which exam
Maine thoda xutiyaap kiya
tell us something new 
Priorities
Yehi likne waali thi
Ki
Not new
Jaisinghani
Expensive name
Hehe
singhania hona chahiye
Kya kardis
mid May ig
Thought the same
Commonassshit
Yesyes
Not that choti
This DU
still rich ppl naam
btadia to joke hojayega
butki u are , 5'2\
@maiden fjord vc vc
Within 7 days
DSC ke paper ho jayenge
I am 6'2
aapke hogye?
lehhhh
Hiiii nikhilll
Almost Pura june and july off
hiiiii akshuuu
π m toh 6'2 ki hu
Naah
28th may
Gym session
ye tere se aap krke kaun baat kr rha . EW
ouu damn kaafi late
Neeraj chopra
8 baje jaunga butki
-253.95
ek to yaar itni garmi mai exam dene jana pdega

Butkiπππ
aatma sukad gyi meri to sochke hi
butki acha hai ya bauni?
Butki

butki for girl , bauna for boy
wsg
Bhutulli
bauni aur butka bhi hoga
wsg
nah
π
Das my babe
Cutu
Loml
Rae ji
disgusting
Chup
lehh , rae aur cute , huh
isko dekho monkey D Luffy
Batla for a boy is better
Allaha>>>>
Butki hai tu
Jab dekho
Bhai 7 din mein saare paper karwa denge
kaale kauwe se better hai
disgusting
Stfu

If you have mind
Mind your own business
i dont have a mind
sitty gawar
Ye srizztea bhi toh 5'1 hai
acha haina
jaldi tension khatm
rae bies bbg
<@&700414488351866981> ban this acc or atleast mute for 4 months for hurting religious sentiments
Sybau
i kept it in someone's heart , and it flew away
padhna to 10 din ke gap mai bhi nhi hai
Yaar 1 din off rakhna tha na
disgusting
sone ni gya tha tu
Real
If you have mind
Mind your own business
uth gya
Carryminati ki audience

httpagol
disgusting
Hi
ek din to make chits
Saggy ke ghar ki light gone
tera ghor apman kar dungi chup reh
ugly and fat? wow self aware :3 good
hey there
jyada ni bol rhi , apmaan kregi ab ?
tf does tht even mean 
awhii milkiee
tujhe kaise pta 
hiiiiii raee
shubhraatri wassup
Bhai I love to irritate the flying squad
The moment they enter the room
I act like I have some cheating stuff
Bc check karne lagte hai 
yes
how are ya
fq π΄
The visuals are too funny
dm me baat krte ho dono hmm

hu
Mere mann ko bhaya maine kutta kaat ke khaya
chi isko kon dm krega ew
bro wht 

Sumadhyaan rn
acha
China Gate
chinese mentality
nottyyy
mujhe to gussa aata tb faltu mai shaq karte
Abe
hii kaiseo
teri to shakal dekh kr krte honge shaq
Nahi
ekdum good yaar apna btao
Haan ussi ka hai
6th sense
Mukesh Tiwari ka h
janwar hai kya
ye genda bhi up ka hai
Nahi
Panchayat ka hai lode
ew
Check karlo
lil comedian
Abe
yes i try sometimes
Panchayat ka h
yess mbhi good 
Mere mann ko bhaya maine kutta kaat ke khaya
Ruk lolu abhi dikha raha
keep it to urself
mbhi kya hota hai
niceeee 
catfish rae
isko kab likhna ayega
chal
gndfattu
fwaeh
gawar hai na
tu padhna sikh
hn
londur
thodi si
Achaa haa
Mujhe to fun lagta
abe ja
China gate ka h
moti
gawor
moti butki
mai to patla hu
can see that
Check karle gaandu aadmi
nikil ke abs hai

Mera toh flat belly h
π€£
Visible abs hai
bottom
Fatt gayi lolu ki
risi ki gaand mai abs hai
risii to majduri krke patla horha
hi desu 
lmao
Chi
omega ho kya@tender garden
Comeback karne jaa rahi
acha hua bekar log chat se bhag gye

Will come back tomorrow
bwahahaha
ew
@topaz drift ki @raw maple
Srizz-tea
alpha kon h fir aapka
Allah bachaye rkhe tumhe
iski baat thodi kr rha
Kidhar gayaa tha ghumne
abe kuki
kasol
Tu tag hogya
firse galat
Kuki ki gand m bahot Masti h
Betee kesa tha?
badhiya tha
trekking krke aaya
Chat ke nikalde
Bta ni rhe
teri gend pe pant to tikti ni tu baat kre trekking ki
kuki teri maa ke upar agar bol diya na kucb
Oye π‘
hii kukiii
Mai bhi jaunga agle mahine
trekking
meri gend kyu dekh rhi hai rae
Teri maa ni hai kya .eri walli ko kyu bolra
hii kukiii
Tere ghar waale tujhe maare se tu baat kre shabashi ki
ohh konse
Hi rae π₯°
umm
fetish hogi uski
Hi nikhhu π₯°
chuke dekhegi?
hii cashew
soft hai bhot
Rae likha hai agge lund
Azza hu kajju aap cashew ho
Kabutar
wtf
Tu
Soft hai
Yess
Tungnath
suna hai?
kaisi hai
Ek sau chaar
Heyy
Mujhe laga tu h but tujhe mai yaad hu
to lode uske liye hi bola hai
π₯²
ambulance aagayi
Hey aryan
maine to ping bhi kiya tha kayi baar 
mai bhi date hu
Ambulance kya bol raha
Uski ki ko kuki pdh liya 
kaha gayab thi
104 se ambulance hi aati
Tungnath trek is also good
Mai nhi thi dc pr bohot time se...sorryyyy
Jaana hai kabhi
sax
hnn biji log π
ambulance
Hum tumhare
clg khtm tera?
Lekin tungnath garmiyon m kon jata h?
Nah re ab free
Manifest kiya hai abhi to
Thand m jaana best time rehta
Tum sab batao kya chal raha
Haan kasol me bhi temp badh gaya hai iss baar

sahi hai kaha gayab thi
@vast magnet gayi kya?
Hello
Mt bula
Job 
pichle week to mast tha 4 degrees hora tha
aur trek pe -12
Toh garmi m job ni hai?
Wahi college ka kaam
badhiya. tu suna. job karri?

-12 m toh baniyan m ghum jaau
ohh sahi hai
Kuch heavy bta
Han lag gai h π·
Vc aao bore horra
Thankyou

Brownie?
woww congratss
are wah, pehli salary aayi?
Hogi
akal ni hai kya bc
ni kha paye
dimag ghutno me hai
Mutual chutti 
Nah may me joining hai
@tender garden
bail buddhi hai kya
Achaa
waah
@dawn panther
π€£avi nhi
gadhe wala dimag hai kya bc
badhiya. we know the co?
@faint magnet
jab dekho
@barren summit
Hlo beta
May me join krna h
gand me aaya hag diya , muh me aaya bak diya
@tender garden
@north palm
No issues
@delicate locust
Risii phle tha ya avi naya h?
hi
naya hai
Aadhi salary dedena idhar π₯°π
@shy garnet
@tender garden ki @weak hatch
congrats
clg passout hogye kya ?
Hn bol skte ho 26 batch ki hu...
@robust plaza ab about change krde no more dukh 
tha. not sure teri baat hui hogi usse. tu creep se kaha baat karti 
Aree dp kuchh aur hogi isiliye mujhe dhyan nhi h
Thankyou π·
Haa dp toh change hoti rehti

Wo creep h tujhe kaise pata
Bihar m job milegi kaha terko lekin
dikhta fir bhi suar hi hai
kisine nai dekha, good 
Bihar why
Kya nhi dekha
Are haan
dosti hui hai kuch din se
Mtlb hamari baat hui h
mera mesez ignore krdi

Bihar meh salary ko dehadi bolte hai
Are shit
you cummm gargling fuckwit
Teri gend pe pent toh tikti ni tu baat kare badmashi ki
tf
reddit se liya
Meri job bihar me nhi lagi h dehadi bol raha
bang a lode
Bang a lore
Ohkkkπbaat to sahi bola
Bhubaneswar, odisha
Sahi hai bete
Ja rahi about change krne
Capital
whaaa wheeee whuuuu
Of odisha
Yeas
Weewuuuweeewuuu
Yeah
Aaarrrr ceeee beee
WITCH??
Bhai risi
you are not the dumbest person on earth, but you better hope they dont die @vast magnet
Tujhe wo jotshi bola tha n
Kya?
Kalse sutta band
Jagaranath puri jaane ke lie
companies
Waah bete
Ujjain jaunga
inme se hai kya
Itna kya details puchh raha aaega kya yaha job lene
βΊοΈ
Waha to jana hi chahiye tum v jana
sorry ni puchra
mere rashke unhe pehli nazar
Han nice place to hai

Mera joining v nhi hua h avi how
may matlab 1 week hi bacha
Referral du
Join krke dedega kya package hai tera?
fir officially corporate majdoor
Han
ye bc mamta banerjee ko sharam ni hai kya
Joy bonglaa
ye kon bolta hai π
Razna badmas
Razna
yes
mkc bhai
mei bolta hoo
mai ja rha india chhod ke
ek to bechari pehle se bihari hai uper se aisi baate π
Tu v banega kavi to
Ek sau chaar
dunki marunga mai
Waise kon sa sem h tera avi
woh already hai
Kyu bhai
Humare startup m invest kregi?
majdoor to pehle se , ab bas corporate kag gya
Are mujhe pata nhi tha
I already am
ssup zi ?
Where?
watchman hai woh ..raat mei jaata 8 to 5am
Mat puchπ
Kyu
1 saal aur fir hum bhi same majdoori kr rhe honge @topaz drift 
Kuch ni
Abhi time hogya waise
ni rehna is desh me , jaha bc 4.5 lpa ke liye 12th me 80 percent criteria rakha ho
sharam aati. bataane mei usko
Aap btao
10 min m niklunga
dukh bc
This is real pain ik ππ₯Άπ
cafe ka business seems more profitable atp
indrapuri calling
singapore jao
kn zi bas baitha hua hu , bhulane ki koshish mein
Abe apna toh startup h
π 6 lakh ke liye 8.5 cgpa
Ohhoo
Why esi v kon si jagah h
indrapuri me ab wo maja ni lagrha , mp nagar wala investment chaiye hoga
, kkrh ?
Kon sa
hmm option me rakhta hu
true do branches 

hai toh corporate hi..bas watchman hai, woh batana acha thodi lagta
Tu to passout h? @tender garden
@north palm tell her
hn wo to abhi banana hai
Nahane jaa ri hoon
Yess
yusss
Depressed si hogyi aaj :((
Which year
kab ni hoti
, aazao baad mein
2025
mai bhi yaar
Ek to koi depressed h uper se ye admi
Sahi baat hai
Chahta kya h ti
kya rakha hai depression me , sab moh maya hai

Hn ik
Ohh
faxx hai
mansik sthithi kuch aisi hai meri
hum log community travel agency bana rhe hai
we will provide travelling experience like no other company
once u have booked with us it wont feel like a random tour but more like a tour full of random fun chaos and full of lifelong memories
nahate waqt mast gaane suno , apne aap khatam ho jayega
Ek sau chaar ko apna website dikha saggy dm m
sab
@topaz drift kya hasra bkl

ja ruk
chatgpt lite
Woh toh mai har din krti hoon
Koini yrr
yeee, lesgooo
real hai
Acha
dm dekh @robust plaza
Ok
@robust plaza dekh

aur aur aur

rawwr
nahake aazao , talks karenge vc bulayenge 
dekho is bhadwe ko
Okayyy
insaan depressed hai aur isko vc bulana hai
kon dispersed hai
tu bhi aaaj a
mera kal paper h bhadwe
tera dipression dur krdu
lanja kuduku
dispression me aur aur aur
Yes dekhi...nice h... kaam kaha tk.pahucha h iska??
Abhi toh website bnayi hai maine aur saggy ne milke
Acha
bsdk backend bana le website ka
bc maine diya jo loudde lage nptel mein
Ban jaega
Iske alawa kya krte ho?
business mei ek commerce mind wala bhi hona chahiye. coding se biz nai chalta 
pankha lagata hai
Job
@prime zinc nahake aazao , talks karenge vc bulayenge 
aaja
Lucknow
aap hona

Aao π
@north palm nahake aazao , talks karenge vc bulayenge 
Ajib baat h
Fckkkkk
Heyyy
jo trips ka charge daale ho..woh sochke daale ho?
Acha nice place
@outer gale nahake aazao , talks karenge vc bulayenge 
nhi wo to abhi random hai
baaki log jo provide kr rhe
@maiden fjord nahake aazao , talks karenge vc bulayenge 
acha. kyuki make my trip etc se sasta karna padega
Abe abhi backend kaam hoga sab change hoga gendu
@north palm nahake aazao , talks karenge vc bulayenge 
ha we will make loss first few months 
@prime zinc nahake aazao , talks karenge vc bulayenge 
@topaz drift g mara ke aazao , talks karenge vc bulayenge 
mei toh bolta businesses ki websites banaane ka business karlo 
zyaada kamaaoge
freelancers whi kr rhe hai
@dawn panther g mara ke aazao , talks karenge vc bulayenge 
Abe uske fayda ni
Sab wahi kr rhe
@topaz drift g mara ke aazao , talks karenge vc bulayenge 
She's back
sab whi kr rhe jabse claude aaya hai

@topaz drift g mara ke aazao , talks karenge vc bulayenge 
Han kyuki avi trip plan krne wali agencies bohot hai market me to dekh lena sbka
sabko online presence dilwa rhe
aise bol rahe jaise trips pe jaane ke liye websites hai hi nahi 
hnn @tender garden
But she doesn't know me
analysis jaruri hai
@tender garden dihadi kr ke aazao , talks karenge vc bulayenge 
Abe hum unique krenge
Subah milte 5 bahe
Bahe
Baje
Office ke baad
Ye kiske bare me bol raha
Bkl
Aao
@topaz drift placement leke aazao , talks karenge vc bulayenge 
bhaag
Han bilkul krna
