general-chat

[naive mist]

I miss miss

🫠

[dawn panther]

Abe suar

[prime zinc]

@maiden fjord kaha hai ?

[hoary robin]

Taste kahan hai

[prime zinc]

taste yaha hai

[hoary robin]

[prime zinc]

Calculator ne mujhse pucha Casio.

[true mortar]

[prime zinc]

Taxi Driver: I love my job, I'm my own boss no one tells me what to do

Me: Turn Left

[frigid anvil]

chi

[topaz drift]

[prime zinc]

bc boriyat si hori

[gloomy lance]

[dull thistle]

Aaryan k bina adhura Ashwin...

[prime zinc]

arey didi

ye kya baat krre ho aap

vc ke liye bulaya tha usko

[tender garden]

@dull thistle jaldi aao

[hoary robin]

Ye toh neneko didi wala didi sound kar raha

Ek kaam karta hu, so jaata hu

[naive mist]

Ek aur crow

Aa gya

[prime zinc]

Rasikh bhai pre match day pe hilaya kam kro aur liquid intake jada kro

[golden agate]

[prime zinc]

why this kolaveri di

[hoary robin]

Why are you

[dull thistle]

Hadla glass..

[shy garnet]

Gunnite

[prime zinc]

gunnait

bc vc ke liye ye dono bhi nahi hai

fuckk

byee gn

[golden agate]

RIP soldier 🫡

[shy garnet]

🫡

[vernal violet]

heli

[woven swallow]

aana jaanaaa laga rehta aana janaaa

[frozen dew]

😞

[prime zinc]

tujhsse milna

oho kaale kamli wale ko yaad krke

[frozen dew]

😞

Same shape

[prime zinc]

kajra re kajra re

[frozen dew]

Eyes lips

[prime zinc]

tere kaare kaare naina

[vague storm]

Kya karre gng

[wraith hound]

Jab

[quartz aurora]

Hello

[wraith hound]

Dekho

[vague storm]

Hii

[quartz aurora]

Horror movie dekhni he upar se nind bhi arhi

[finite basin]

@winter pawn

[woven swallow]

ise sunke chakke bhi royenge😭😭🥀

[topaz drift]

chii

[golden agate]

Kaunsi

[quartz aurora]

Pizza 2012 wali

[golden agate]

Ohh

Vijay Sethupathi

[tender garden]

@flint dagger vc aa

[flint dagger]

itna bheed kyu h

[rancid fractal]

[tender garden]

Aaja maje hore

[quartz aurora]

Hn dekhi he kya?

I expect something good vijay se horror movie me

[wispy valley]

Bohot mushkil se verify hua

[golden agate]

Nahi

[wispy valley]

Hii guyz

[golden agate]

Achhi h

[wispy valley]

Koi baat krega 🥸

[quartz aurora]

@prime zinc

[prime zinc]

nahi krna

[quartz aurora]

@wispy valley

[wispy valley]

🫥

[golden agate]

Arre wo ladki thode na hai ki baat karega

[quartz aurora]

🤣

[wispy valley]

🥲

[golden agate]

don't be sad bro

Abhi to naya din aya h

[wispy valley]

Arey

[crisp frost]

Apke waha pe bhi elections ?

[golden agate]

Nahi hai

Positrons hai

[crisp frost]

You mean positive vibes ?

[toxic wave]

Hello 👋

[wispy valley]

Hii

[vast magnet]

[north palm]

fir aagyi

sitty

[vast magnet]

[north palm]

hi

casi ho

[topaz drift]

oye bhag ja jaldi

hi

casi ho

[worthy ingot]

[vast magnet]

I'm doomed

[north palm]

us

[vast magnet]

My state is messed up

I might just die tomorrow

[topaz drift]

gonna say "arey waah apke aur mere gaand ka keeda toh similar hai" instead of "Usss" coz the word sounds so nonchalant

[north palm]

aur raho delhi mai

[vast magnet]

That sounds better

[north palm]

insta cp

[north palm]

no

[topaz drift]

[north palm]

dying is for cowards

[vast magnet]

I'm a coward

[topaz drift]

coward

huh

sitty

[worthy ingot]

Mauga hi mauga

Mauja*

[vast magnet]

The most cowardly coward

[north palm]

ni hona chhaiye

[vast magnet]

मोजा

[north palm]

darna hi kyu

[topaz drift]

mauga

[vast magnet]

I'm though

[north palm]

kis chiz se dar

[prime zinc]

you blr vaasi ?

[north palm]

kis chiz se ghabra rhe ho

failure se ? ew

[topaz drift]

ghabra kyu rhe ho

daru piyo aish kro

[dawn panther]

Daro mat

[worthy ingot]

no

[vast magnet]

I'm scared of myself

[topaz drift]

darawni to hai tu

[dawn panther]

Oh shit

[north palm]

to fir mirror hata le ghar se

[tender garden]

[north palm]

aur frontcam tod de

[vast magnet]

Thanks

Gc too boring

[north palm]

welcome

tru

come vc

[vast magnet]

It was always boring nonetheless

[dawn panther]

Parchai toh pani me dikh jati hai

[topaz drift]

saggy's pleasure

[north palm]

give some tea

[vast magnet]

I have tea

But like

[topaz drift]

come vc

[north palm]

give

[vast magnet]

I don't wanna talk

[tender garden]

Delhi is shit

[north palm]

ok

[topaz drift]

gungi

[north palm]

kal

dena

fir

[vast magnet]

So I'll just listen to y'all

[topaz drift]

delhi is shit

[north palm]

sity

aaj bhidle

[vast magnet]

Do y'all ever think

[topaz drift]

good listener you are

but horrible person

[vast magnet]

If this sv wasn't a thing

What would you do

[north palm]

join another sv

[topaz drift]

dm call

[vast magnet]

That's my internet persona
I'm worse irl

[vast magnet]

With?

[topaz drift]

i know

[north palm]

i have seen

[topaz drift]

tell me something i dont know

[north palm]

tere clg ke bahar dekha tha

ice cream khari thi

[vast magnet]

How to not be rude

[topaz drift]

saggy

[north palm]

@serene umbra halwai ki ladki risi bulara

[worthy ingot]

Blr so hot office se bahar nikalte hi lagta hai sauna me aa gaye

[vast magnet]

I genuinely don't know how to not spew bs out of my goddamn mouth

[prime cypress]

[vast magnet]

Delhi worse

[north palm]

sauna se better steam lo

[vast magnet]

And mind you it's April

June is too fucked

[north palm]

sauna feels like walking naked on beach

[prime cypress]

[topaz drift]

your lie in april

[worthy ingot]

Woh to sabko pata hai delhi worst hai

[north palm]

not if ur rich

[shy garnet]

omz srizzty

wassup

[vast magnet]

I mean I live here so it has to be

[shy garnet]

meko laga gayi comeback karne

[vast magnet]

Good

[topaz drift]

ye aur comeback

[north palm]

comeback kisi ka ni hota

ye sab moh maya hai

[vast magnet]

There's no comeback
I don't believe in that concept

[north palm]

jo jaisa hai waisa hi hai

[shy garnet]

firse? ab ki hogaya

[cinder thistle]

[worthy ingot]

kangana ranaut jaisi kyu baate karne lagi hai

[karmic gust]

Hi

[shy garnet]

meine kar diya hai. tumlog bhi kar loge

[north palm]

hi

[vast magnet]

Kuch hua nahi hai
I just don't want to be rude
Bc how do I fix it

[north palm]

sab aapke jaise ni hote

[karmic gust]

Ky chl raha

[shy garnet]

tu bhul gayi kya
pehle bhi puchi thi

[topaz drift]

chote ache se baat kar

[north palm]

baat mat kiya kr logo se

[vast magnet]

She takes notes from me

[north palm]

rude feel ni hoga

[vast magnet]

Goldfish memory

[shy garnet]

mei jitna fail hua hu, sab mere jaise hi hote

[vast magnet]

I want to sound approachable
Can't live with this attitude

[north palm]

shitt

[north palm]

achha

[north palm]

personality change crow

[topaz drift]

[vast magnet]

I'm trying

[topaz drift]

kitna gyan deta hai

[vast magnet]

I'm in the middle of a mess

[shy garnet]

@vast magnet

[worthy ingot]

Narcissist bolte hai

[vast magnet]

I just have 5 days

[north palm]

dm me for personal guidance
15mins tok @499
30mins tok @799

[karmic gust]

Me too

[shy garnet]

@vast magnet

[north palm]

for?

[vast magnet]

Akela my goat

[vast magnet]

Death

[karmic gust]

dm me for personal guidance
15mins tok @49
30mins tok @99

[vast magnet]

Nahi aata na

[topaz drift]

dm me for personal guidance
15mins tok @499
30mins tok @799

[north palm]

vc live krna

uss din

[vast magnet]

Y'all aren't even funny

That's more depressing

[shy garnet]

@vast magnet

@vast magnet

[north palm]

hum hain tu sirf dukhi hai

[vast magnet]

I can't maaf myself

[north palm]

isliye tujhe maza ni aara

[vast magnet]

It's not easy

[north palm]

khair

mai chala sone

sher ko nind aari

gudnite

[shy garnet]

aisa kya boldis

mar gaya kya koi heart attack se

[worthy ingot]

Eating a toffee with wrapper was a flex back in my schooldays

[shy garnet]

teri baat sunke

[vast magnet]

Bhai
I have so much to learn and unlearn

[prime zinc]

coffee bites

bc

[topaz drift]

[prime zinc]

poora cover chipak jaata tha

[vast magnet]

I have some stuff around this to tell but it's not tea
Because it's not gossip rather a devastating news

[worthy ingot]

Coffee bites rich kids late the

[shy garnet]

batao, listening

[vast magnet]

;_;

[vast magnet]

I'll join vc
Dhawal mere message delete nhi karta

Request pe bhi

[shy garnet]

konse vc aau

[worthy ingot]

Usko batana padta hai tu ladki hai

[vast magnet]

@north palm left?

[topaz drift]

wo sone gya

[vast magnet]

My harkatein says otherwise
Can't blame him

[golden agate]

Koi to sone ja raha tha

[vast magnet]

Y'all will listen?

[topaz drift]

aaja

[vast magnet]

Razna

[topaz drift]

will listen

[shy garnet]

mujhe bhi drag

[outer gale]

shitty vc aa

[vast magnet]

Inke vc aaja

[topaz drift]

razna u also some

come

[humble terrace]

Bhai bgmi anyone??

[golden agate]

@prime zinc

[modest fulcrum]

heinji\

[shy garnet]

@vast magnet

[shy garnet]

come vc

[prime zinc]

I've stopped playing

Has Hasmukh chand

[tender garden]

Hi

[worthy ingot]

I vouch for that, kuch din me moochhe bhi aajaengi teri

[prime zinc]

Hi

Airtel wale ki mkc bhai

[shy garnet]

toh ye bas aisehi boli tu?

[vast magnet]

Hahaha I mean kinda yes

[shy garnet]

acha

[shy garnet]

dm ana

[toxic wave]

Hello

[round heart]

Hey

[lost thistle]

HEHE

[prime zinc]

[sudden mountain]

Hello hello hello

Kya haal

Dead as always it seems

[shy garnet]

biryani kha raha

[steady ocean]

Oh shit

[topaz drift]

[worthy ingot]

kinda joy

[steady ocean]

Inept ka kya mtlb hota h?

[tender garden]

@steady ocean

[steady ocean]

Hnji?

[tender garden]

Kaisi y

[steady ocean]

Theek hoon

Aur aap?

[tender garden]

Kaha rehti

Mai bhi theek hi hu

[steady ocean]

Mai toh hostel mein hoon

[tender garden]

Achaaa

[steady ocean]

Haan

[tender garden]

Aurr

Vc aaja

[steady ocean]

Aur toh sab changa hai

[tender garden]

[steady ocean]

Kidhr

[tender garden]

Sahi hai changa rehna chiye

@steady ocean duo q

1

[steady ocean]

Bhot saare log hai

Darr lgta hai

[prime zinc]

So jata hu

[steady ocean]

Goodnight

[prime zinc]

Subha beach bhi toh Jaana hai

[steady ocean]

Photos

Tag me

I wanna see

[prime zinc]

No phone

Onli walk

[steady ocean]

Oh oki

[prime zinc]

[steady ocean]

Good good

[tender garden]

@steady ocean aa na

[prime zinc]

Yaya

[steady ocean]

Ni aari yrr

I'm scared

Bhot time hogya vc kare hue

[tender garden]

Ajaa kuch darne wali baat ni

[worthy ingot]

Ye kaghazi phool jaise chehre

[tender garden]

Ni aari aur?

😔

[prime zinc]

[tame stump]

Heyyy

[steady ocean]

Req

[sudden mountain]

Actually

[worthy ingot]

Sori i no repli to dishwashers

[prime zinc]

Bc phir se ye hocco ka ice cream trend krne lg gya

[vocal crane]

[worthy ingot]

Naman dhir kab chalega tera balla

[tender garden]

Milta hi ni

Mom jokes

[worthy ingot]

@philips your dishwasher is misbehaving

[tame stump]

@steady ocean Hey sde

[steady ocean]

Ni hoon sde

Jhooth likha h

[tame stump]

@steady ocean achcha Teri shakal

[steady ocean]

Kya

[tame stump]

Product manager

[steady ocean]

Oouu

[tame stump]

Check out LinkedIn

[jovial oasis]

Hello

[tame stump]

@steady ocean koi baat nahin hota rahata Hai

[steady ocean]

Acchhaa

Ok

👍

[tame stump]

@steady ocean nahin nahin complement nahin chahiye

Ok

[steady ocean]

[toxic wave]

@steady ocean koi baat nahin hota rahata Hai

[jovial oasis]

atleast koi baattoh karlo yaaaar

[steady ocean]

What's wrong

[tender garden]

Don't tease aur yaawr

[toxic wave]

Hello my fren

[tender garden]

[tame stump]

Nothing wrong.. jab kya jyada chadh jaati Hai Na

[toxic wave]

Kon pareshan kar raha aur ko ?

[cinder thistle]

me

[tender garden]

Pareshan mat crow

[jovial oasis]

brooo

[steady ocean]

[toxic wave]

Regular ko ban crow

[cinder thistle]

kitni baar karna hai bc

[toxic wave]

Idhar bht creep log hai aap mere dm aao

[tender garden]

Aur ko pareshan carne waale ko sau saanpo se gand pe katwaenge

[dawn panther]

Crow 🐦‍⬛

Kauva

[tender garden]

Crow

[steady ocean]

@crisp frost mai zinda hui toh tu marr gya

[tender garden]

@cinder thistle

Smjhaa

[cinder thistle]

chup chutiye

[tender garden]

[tender garden]

Teri maa

[cinder thistle]

Chup chutiye

[steady ocean]

[tender garden]

Tera baap

[cinder thistle]

Chup chutiye

[worthy ingot]

[tender garden]

[toxic wave]

Gaali mat do

[worthy ingot]

Sota bhi hai tu regultos

[tame stump]

Bhai itni jalan kyon Ho Rahi Hai.. tu Hi Rakh bhai

[cinder thistle]

yuss late sota hu

[tame stump]

Insecure hai kya.. aise bandhi nahin rahti bro

Rizz

[crystal forge]

[worthy ingot]

dekhna kisi din tujhe chakke utha le jaenge

[cinder thistle]

unko bhi preshan kardunga

[toxic wave]

[crystal forge]

[worthy ingot]

Aur koi mili

[toxic wave]

@worthy ingot yeh mere dost ko aap cute lage

[cinder thistle]

mili hoti toh 2 baje usse baat karra hota na aapse thodi

[crystal forge]

Shukriya

[crisp frost]

Ab to expire ho gye

[worthy ingot]

log marte hai mujse baat karne ke liye

[cinder thistle]

[worthy ingot]

Nark me guard ki naukri karta hu

[steady ocean]

Bc

Expire toh mai hone wali hoon

[tender garden]

Expiry date bta soni

Apni

[crisp frost]

Excuse me I am a family oriented man normal log so jate hai iss samay ye to u couldn't sleep and someone made me turn on my dms noti iykyk

[steady ocean]

2027 mein kabhi bhi

[steady ocean]

Omg

[crystal forge]

ab discord kahi b utna active ni rha jitna covid ke time tha

[steady ocean]

Sorry bhai

[crisp frost]

Koi na fir aap bacteria ke liye fresh ho jao gye you will just change the flow

[steady ocean]

[crisp frost]

[tender garden]

Are re

[crisp frost]

Kya kar rhi soo nhi piye ?

[steady ocean]

Nhi

Neend ni aari

[tender garden]

Aur vc m gaana gaa ri hai

[steady ocean]

[tender garden]

Wahh kya gaa ri hai

[crisp frost]

Fir abhi to 26 hai 1 sal mai kya kya change nhi ho sakta hai

[tender garden]

Maja agya

[steady ocean]

Hn real.. drug addict ban skti hoon

[crisp frost]

To fir dellu mai chali ja as always

[tender garden]

Punjab m toh common bhi hai

[steady ocean]

[tender garden]

[steady ocean]

Hn sahi rahega

@crisp frost tu kyu jaga hua h?

Soja na

[crisp frost]

Garmi

[tender garden]

[steady ocean]

ohhooo

[round heart]

@steady ocean aur vai badhiya

[crisp frost]

Yuss tu bata kisi yaad mai nhi soyie

[steady ocean]

Hn bhai

[round heart]

What shall we do?

[steady ocean]

Din mein sogyi thi na tabhi

[steady ocean]

Nothing

[round heart]

Bore lg rha bro, suggest smth

[tender garden]

Damce

In your room

[steady ocean]

Mai khud bore hori hoon bhai

Merese kya puchhre

[tender garden]

Aur bore hori vc m?

[crisp frost]

Abb roommates gali nhi dete ?

[steady ocean]

Unse baat hi ni hoti

[round heart]

Then les do smth mere bhai

[steady ocean]

Noo I'm good

[tender garden]

[steady ocean]

Hn

[crisp frost]

But they exist in the same room na ?

[tender garden]

Hawwww

[steady ocean]

Yes.. I'll change my room next sem

[worthy ingot]

Pure babe di aa mehr

[steady ocean]

[crisp frost]

kha jiyagie ?

[tender garden]

Jabardasti bethi ho mtlb

[jovial oasis]

jatt dont care

[steady ocean]

Koi bhi dusre room

[crisp frost]

Wo tharki didi ke pas

[steady ocean]

No eww

Woh passed out ho chuki h

[jovial oasis]

didi log bhi tharki hote hai kya

[crisp frost]

You are about to pass out soon

[steady ocean]

Real

[tender garden]

[crisp frost]

Mai drag mangne wala tha

[round heart]

@tender garden sup mere bhai??

[crisp frost]

Tu hi bhag gye

[tender garden]

Good

[steady ocean]

Bore hora tha

[tender garden]

Very bad aur😔

[round heart]

@steady ocean ohhh tussi ladki ho? My bad took so long to figure it out

[crisp frost]

I still haven't

[round heart]

😆😆

[steady ocean]

Sorry mere bhai

[crisp frost]

💀 💀

[tender garden]

[steady ocean]

Kya bey tg

[crisp frost]

[steady ocean]

Maar khayega

[crisp frost]

Gym gurl

[steady ocean]

[jovial oasis]

koi mere se baat karo yaaaaarr

[crisp frost]

Dhamki de rhi

[steady ocean]

Aaj tragedy hogyi

Gym mein

[crisp frost]

Rip

Them

Amen

[steady ocean]

Mere sath hi hota hai har baar

Mkc

Rod sar pe bajj gya

[crisp frost]

Ohh merko laga koi uth gya

[steady ocean]

Nhi bey

[crisp frost]

Ohh fir to ase tunn ki awaz aiye hogi na

[steady ocean]

Hn ekdum

[jovial oasis]

hellllolol

[crisp frost]

Hnn khali bartan pe rod girao

Same to same

[steady ocean]

Lat pull down krne jaa ri thi

Wire hi tut gyi

[crisp frost]

💀 💀 💀

Tf

Ye kesa gym hai

[steady ocean]

Ikr

[crisp frost]

samji

[steady ocean]

Ek baar pehle bhi

[jovial oasis]

happens koi baat nahi

[steady ocean]

Khaali khopdi

[crisp frost]

Koi na hota hai

[steady ocean]

Leg curls krte waqt wire tut gyi thi

[steady ocean]

Tabhi toh yeh bola

[crisp frost]

Fir paise mangte na

[jovial oasis]

holy cra[

[steady ocean]

Free ka hai bhai

Gym

[crisp frost]

Tu hi kuch kand to nhi kar rhi

[steady ocean]

Nhi re

[crisp frost]

1.3 lac mai included hai

Not free

[steady ocean]

Inki machine hi kharab h

[steady ocean]

Hn mtlb wahi

[crisp frost]

Dekhn

A

Merko sab yaad hai

Unlike somebody

[steady ocean]

Omg yawr

Soo cool

[steady ocean]

Bs yrr

Kitni maarega

[crisp frost]

[steady ocean]

[crisp frost]

Aab to disappointment bhi feel nhi hoti

[steady ocean]

Aa na vc

Saade

[crisp frost]

I won't speak

[steady ocean]

Abey yrr

[crisp frost]

If you are ok with that

[steady ocean]

Phir kya fayda

Mujhe toh aapki awaz sunni thi yawr

[crisp frost]

Speak to kal raat ko hi kar paunga

[steady ocean]

[crisp frost]

Terko rr karna hai

Meri awaz is not a factor

[steady ocean]

Ni krna rr

Baat krni thi

[crisp frost]

Koi na

Rr kar le

Kal baat kar lenge

[steady ocean]

Podcast krne mein awkward lgta h

[crisp frost]

[steady ocean]

Aadat ni rhi av

Ab

[crisp frost]

You know i can make anything comfortable

[steady ocean]

Aaja

[crisp frost]

2 min

Pani pee lu

[steady ocean]

[crisp frost]

Aja

Lagta hai khi or lag gye

@steady ocean alive check

[steady ocean]

D2

[crisp frost]

But d play 4

[dawn panther]

@tender garden chuti leli kya tune aaj office se

[tender garden]

@dawn panther yes

[dawn panther]

Chi gay

So gay

[tender garden]

Chup

[old jay]

Stout beer is my new favourite beer

[tender drum]

hi

[old jay]

@dusty thunder kab dena hai apko guard of honour bata do

[toxic wave]

Hi

[chilly socket]

are wah @crisp frost or @steady ocean duo n all so cute you two 🦕🦕

[little fable]

yo

[willow patrol]

Yo

[surreal bloom]

Hello🙋‍♂️👋

[little fable]

wsg guys

[warm cosmos]

Please koi 10rs mar sakta hai kya
Upi:- aryanrajeshjadhao@okhdfcbank

[tender drum]

mujhe koyi 500 bhejdo

[warm cosmos]

Please 🙏

[little fable]

2000 yaha p

[vague storm]

Hii guys

Anyone up?

[wild patrol]

Old server

[vague storm]

Yo yoda

[little fable]

anyone from pune here?

[old jay]

Sutta marna chod do, isse kark rog hota hai

[old jay]

I partyed hard in Pune, very fun city

[dawn panther]

🤭

[dusty thunder]

nahi nahi koi jaruri nahi hai

[little fable]

yeah been here since a long time, thought most of yall are from here

[graceful ibex]

Badhiya ghumi ghumi chalri aapki to bb

[inland path]

achha

[tender garden]

Good morning

[cinder steppe]

wassup

chat

[thin moss]

achaa

[inland path]

miss ratto

how's ausi

[tender garden]

Be kind

[inland path]

be a king

[tender garden]

Because that's what you are

I'm queen

Ouch ouch ouch

Kya be klaus lode

Bc itni subah kyu uth jaata hu mai

Depressing morning

[lost thistle]

This to shall pass.

[hearty juniper]

😂

[north palm]

Hi

[cosmic coyote]

Hello

[golden agate]

good morning

[cosmic coyote]

Mujhe bhool gaye

[golden agate]

Nahi

Kesi hai chudail ji

@cosmic coyote

[golden ermine]

apni maa ko bol gandu

[cosmic coyote]

Still alive

Literally

[golden agate]

haha, glad to know

[mellow sage]

Bhondu

[prime zinc]

Sota ni kya risii

[north palm]

Hii

Chudail zi

[prime zinc]

Oye tu bhi ni sota kya ?

[north palm]

Ni

[prime zinc]

[errant rose]

Hein

[pseudo pine]

Hmm

[tender garden]

Soke utha

Soke

@north palm sax karoge?

@golden ermine trip sponsor krdo

[prime zinc]

Acha

[north palm]

Ni subah subah ni

[dusty thunder]

good moaning

[north palm]

Moaning

[prime zinc]

Gooning

[tender garden]

Then wen

Morning sax is good

[dusty thunder]

ja bgmi live 1v1 krle

[tender garden]

Nai yaar

Boring

[prime zinc]

Bc subha subha idhr baitha hu

[dusty thunder]

yeh mr beast ke giveaway walo ne to vaishayo ko bhi maat de diya hai

[prime zinc]

[golden ermine]

tu kya meri lugai h

[tender garden]

Krde yaar

[ivory pilot]

mkl tere baap aur maa ko kuch bola? joke mara?

[coarse lotus]

Hello @modest berry

[modest berry]

Hello

[coarse lotus]

🙄

🍨🍨

[mellow sage]

Ass cream khaunga

[golden ermine]

ok tune b to apne baap ko bola (yani mai)

[golden ermine]

trip p mtt jao ghar bethke padhai kro dusri company switch krne ki

save tym save money
else go die save t his earths resources too

[ivory pilot]

bkl tujhe tameez nhi h?

chooto se kaise baat karni chahiye?

bc

[mellow sage]

Company switch krnese jyada paisa milta h kya

[tender garden]

Nahi karegi?

[worthy ingot]

[shut lava]

bhai ye server me last week aaya tha

[worthy ingot]

9 out of 10 dentists doesn't give a fuck

[shut lava]

ik

tell me something idk

bruh

[spiral hamlet]

heylo

[golden agate]

Damn

noice pfp

Reminds me of Constantine

[golden ermine]

🤕 choootaro se bat krne ki tmeez h mujme

[golden ermine]

me kyu karu hyd ayega to ghumadungi free m ye le khush reh

[golden ermine]

🤕 meri abi tk nhi hui h to muje ni pta

[tender garden]

Hyderabad m kya hai ghumne waala?

[golden ermine]

lakes hai

kafi sari

trek p jaskte

[tender garden]

Ticket krwa de

[golden ermine]

wtf

[tender garden]

Aa rha

[golden ermine]

aane jaane stay ka nhi dungi

[tender garden]

Tune hi bola

[golden ermine]

bhak

[tender garden]

Free m

[golden ermine]

ticket pgl h 5k ki ticket hogi one side

[tender garden]

Wo bhi de na

[golden ermine]

🐷 tujhpe 30k to the

usse

[tender garden]

Konsi train m 5k lagre?

[golden ermine]

krlo

[ivory pilot]

chup bosdi

[golden ermine]

flight

[mellow sage]

30 saal ki hoke bhi

[tender garden]

Wo toh pahado keliye hai

[golden ermine]

yaad aya m nxt yr aari andaman mumy pap se bat hogyi h

[tender garden]

Train se ajaunga bhai

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m 21 ki hu wtf

muje to job m 1 sal b ni hua

[tender garden]

210 bol

[ivory pilot]

good

[golden ermine]

hn but jain food ka tu deklio

[tender garden]

Suck my dukh krri ki nahi

[golden ermine]

24 hrs lgte h train kiib ticket 3k kki h rajdhani

[thin moss]

hii

[ivory pilot]

dw tujhe pure veg milega

[tender garden]

Abe saste train m chalega sleeper

[golden ermine]

abey ghumana boldia free m ab bencho sbb chiye ise

[thin moss]

okayiish, thand aagayi hai ab. you tell mee?

[golden ermine]

pr tu to non veg h

[tender garden]

Toh sab krde na sasta sa

Mehnga thodi bolra

[golden ermine]

itne neeche standard walo se m bat ni krti bye

[tender garden]

Tere paise bacha rha hu

Niche standard kya

[ivory pilot]

haan toh mai kha sakta hu tere saamne mutton khaunga

[golden ermine]

to vhi apni atma ko shanti de

[golden ermine]

mere paise udha ra

[tender garden]

Nahi kregi?

[golden ermine]

mene apni shadi k lie bachaye h

merepe daya kro

[prime zinc]

teri oonchi shaan hai maula

[tender garden]

Shaadi abhi thodi hori

Bc

[golden ermine]

4 sal m krlungi

muje fast pati chiye

[tender garden]

Aur 10-15k m shaadi m kami hojaegi kya teri?

[golden ermine]

allah who akhbar

[tender garden]

Nizamuddin akhbar

[golden ermine]

are 25-30 lakh chiye naa islei abi se jodh ri

[mellow sage]

Hyderabad ki dawat hai miya ungliya katar jana

[ivory pilot]

mujhe train se dar lag rha lekin sab bol rhe zindagi mein ek baar train se travel karni chahiye

[golden ermine]

har saal 4 lakh rupee save krungi

[tender garden]

25-30 lakh m 10-15k won't make a difference

Hyderabadi Biryani khaaenge

[golden ermine]

bhosrike kita ameer h tu (oh hn anda,an m train hi nhi h lol)

[tender garden]

🤤🤤🤤

[ivory pilot]

tere family rahenge toh kaise milunga bc

[prime zinc]

ts sounds more like that mukesh wala ad

[ivory pilot]

true nhi kara kabhi journey

[golden ermine]

it would ,,, this is my 3days of hard work pay

[tender garden]

Inke haath ka 2 chudi bech diya

[golden ermine]

usise lia h

[tender garden]

Okay yaar sidhe mana krdeti fur

[golden ermine]

koini bhai boldenge

[prime zinc]

[tender garden]

Bhaiya saiyan banenge

[golden ermine]

mehnat ka paisa h teri aish m udhadungi to lakshmi ma muje gali dengi

[prime zinc]

mere pdhne ki himmat na hori subha subha

bc

film ke baare mein pdh rha wtff

[tender garden]

Aish ni jarurat

[ivory pilot]

mein toh bolunga

[golden ermine]

tu pan india rehta to ticket kradeti

[tender garden]

@golden ermine chal sutta dilade dukaan pe jaa ra pay krd 180

[golden ermine]

north se south so mehnga

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sutta to 20 ka ata na

[tender garden]

Packet

Lena h

[golden ermine]

benchod muje ullu bana ra

[tender garden]

Abe bsdi packet

Sutta toh dila skti

[inland path]

ye time pr thandi? yaha to gnd phaad gharmi h

[golden ermine]

pahado m jaa achi wali ganja le ,,,, kya 20 ka sutta

[tender garden]

Abe abhi thodi jaa ra

[golden ermine]

bro me to up jati hi charas k lie hu

[tender garden]

Mental hai kya

Charas

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oh to jana bhikari

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Ganja

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Sutta sponsor plis

Month end is being harsh on me

[north palm]

aina

[golden ermine]

pills ? sponser kru 78 ki ati h

[tender garden]

@north palm bsdk kal icecream ke paise diye the na

[golden ermine]

so expensive

[tender garden]

Wapis de

[north palm]

kab diya mc

[ivory pilot]

aise kisi ko bhikari nhi bolte @golden ermine 😡

[tender garden]

Abe pills ni sutta

[prime zinc]

[tender garden]

Bsdk rabdi kulfi khaayi tune

Bhulgya

[golden ermine]

tum log bhut ameer ho icecream b khila re ho
ek icecream to 100 rupee ki ati h

minimum

[north palm]

lund khai

[tender garden]

Abe 10 ki aati

[ivory pilot]

🤣

[tender garden]

Choco bar

[ivory pilot]

lund khai

[tender garden]

Wo bhi khai hogi

[golden ermine]

sorry 10 wli frozen dessert hoti h vo m ni khati

[prime zinc]

ye kaha hai

[golden ermine]

naan khatai

[tender garden]

Sutta dila ri ki ni wo bta

[north palm]

teri dadi

[prime zinc]

ice cream toh Arun wali mast hoti

[golden ermine]

vadilal ki sari bar 80-90 ki ati aur

[tender garden]

Teri hoti to

[prime zinc]

sandwich ice cream

[golden ermine]

fr uski pop wali khai h

choti si

ati

[tender garden]

Havmor ki bhi achi hoti

[north palm]

sori

[golden ermine]

arun icecream thori sasti aur achi ati but har jagah ni milti

[tender garden]

Suck my dukh

[golden ermine]

gelato , , giani ,,, baskin robbins ong

bencho ab compare kr havmore achi h

[tender garden]

Baskin Robbins bhi achi hoti h

[golden ermine]

uska mangoo falv

[tender garden]

Khai hai maine Baskin Robbins

@golden ermine tu krri ki ni sutta sponsor

Itne paise h

[golden ermine]

are dadagiri h

[tender garden]

Haaa

[golden ermine]

me teri dushman
dushman tu mera
tu bada bhikmangyaa

[tender garden]

Chal fat fat

Bkl

[golden ermine]

😋 fat to sirf....

[tender garden]

Aaj se baat ni crunga

[golden ermine]

kunafa ?

idhar dubai ka milta h

bhut mehnga h jab date p jati hu tbhi khati hu

[tender garden]

Karunga*

[golden ermine]

bencho khud k paise kharch ni hopate itne

[tender garden]

[prime zinc]

aapne woh cream bell wali khayi hai , jisme andar choclate rehta ice cream ke

[tender garden]

Chal acha jaa

[golden ermine]

2 chammach kunafa 500 ka ta bhai

[tender garden]

Dimag mat khaa

[golden ermine]

bhai cream bell bhut gndi quality ki banata h i would suggest pls mtt khao

[prime zinc]

haa

[golden ermine]

tu mera paisa khaye

vo bhut achi baat h

bhai vadilal aur arun bhut achi icecream banate h arun worthy ekdom

[tender garden]

Ek sutta hi toh sponsor krne bolra

😡

[prime zinc]

shahi tukda and double ka meetha

[golden ermine]

uski choti choti chocolat eicecream b ati h

[golden ermine]

shahi tukda to sasta ata

[thin moss]

southern hemisphere me sab ulta hota hai na

[golden ermine]

kunafa bhai overrated ekdom ,,, yaha rajasthan ki faini and kunafa ekdom same

[prime zinc]

maine double ka meetha khaya woh bhi 250 ka hyd mein

[golden ermine]

bs usm pistachio daldete h bachpan se feni khai h mne

[golden ermine]

double ka meetha ye ni khaya

tbh me rasmalai ki fan hu

[prime zinc]

khao

[golden ermine]

aur gulabjamun rabdi

to m insb pe dhyan ni deti

[golden ermine]

idhar to apricot delight famous h

but i hate it

abhi mango season m idhar maska bun mango flavour ka milta

maza ajata

[prime zinc]

haan bht khate hai udhr , i tried it acha ni laga

[golden ermine]

ye log real mango butter banate h

[inland path]

ohh ye pata nhi tha

[prime zinc]

niloufer

[golden ermine]

kesar bhat b butter ka banega

[golden ermine]

oh mahn whwre do u liv

vishakhapatnam ?

[prime zinc]

haan

[golden ermine]

niloufer so good but so expensive

[prime zinc]

haan

[golden ermine]

mujhpe 300 ki chai ni pee jati

300 ki starbucks m coffee peeskti hu

[prime zinc]

yes , pista house too expensive

[ivory pilot]

aaj se socha tha walking shuru karunga 8 baje utha 😭

[golden ermine]

pista house m ek hi bar gyi hu

[golden ermine]

bro m 7 bje uthti hu daily

bencho

aja humara ac foook gya

gan hath m agyi

[ivory pilot]

haan toh tu jain h tumlog ka jaldi subha aur raat hoti hai sabse alag ho

[golden ermine]

hn

[prime zinc]

maine itne pista house dekhe ek area mein bc

[golden ermine]

bhai muje parso trauma hua
hagri thi chipkali pair p agyi @ivory pilot

[prime zinc]

jubilee hills mein

[golden ermine]

aur vo chipkali fir commode m girgyi

[ivory pilot]

kkrh

[golden ermine]

aur lapak ri thi uchak ri thi vo commode se bahar nikalne k lie

[ivory pilot]

chi bc

[golden ermine]

fir last jump mari usn

aur nikal gyi

adha hi hag pai

gan fat gyi meri to

[golden ermine]

han bhut hhh bhutt

non veg shahghouse ka acha h uyha p

[prime zinc]

i went to this cafe named "DASARA" in sainikpuri mast tha

[glass leaf]

🦦

[golden ermine]

bye guys kaam agya

[golden ermine]

idk

[glass leaf]

Suck my dihhhh

[prime zinc]

ok

[glass leaf]

🫄

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@prime zinc @prime zinc @prime zinc

[prime zinc]

???

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Gud morning

[prime zinc]

mrng

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