#general-chat
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Abe suar
@maiden fjord kaha hai ?
Taste kahan hai
taste yaha hai

Calculator ne mujhse pucha Casio.

Taxi Driver: I love my job, I'm my own boss no one tells me what to do
Me: Turn Left
chi


Aaryan k bina adhura Ashwin...
arey didi
ye kya baat krre ho aap
vc ke liye bulaya tha usko

@dull thistle jaldi aao
Rasikh bhai pre match day pe hilaya kam kro aur liquid intake jada kro

why this kolaveri di
Why are you
Hadla glass..
Gunnite
gunnait
bc vc ke liye ye dono bhi nahi hai
fuckk
byee gn
RIP soldier 🫡
🫡
heli
aana jaanaaa laga rehta aana janaaa
😞
kajra re kajra re
Eyes lips
tere kaare kaare naina
Kya karre gng
Jab
Hello
Dekho
Hii
Horror movie dekhni he upar se nind bhi arhi
@winter pawn
ise sunke chakke bhi royenge😭😭🥀
chii
Kaunsi
Pizza 2012 wali
@flint dagger vc aa
itna bheed kyu h

Aaja maje hore
Hn dekhi he kya?
I expect something good vijay se horror movie me 
Bohot mushkil se verify hua
Nahi
Hii guyz
Achhi h
Koi baat krega 🥸
@prime zinc
nahi krna
@wispy valley
🫥
Arre wo ladki thode na hai ki baat karega

🤣
🥲
Arey
Apke waha pe bhi elections ?
You mean positive vibes ?
Hello 👋
Hii



I'm doomed
us
gonna say "arey waah apke aur mere gaand ka keeda toh similar hai" instead of "Usss" coz the word sounds so nonchalant
aur raho delhi mai
That sounds better
insta cp
no

dying is for cowards
I'm a coward
The most cowardly coward
ni hona chhaiye
मोजा
darna hi kyu
mauga
I'm though
kis chiz se dar
you blr vaasi ?
Daro mat
no
I'm scared of myself
darawni to hai tu
Oh shit
to fir mirror hata le ghar se

aur frontcam tod de
It was always boring nonetheless
Parchai toh pani me dikh jati hai
saggy's pleasure
give some tea
come vc
give
I don't wanna talk
Delhi is shit
ok
gungi
So I'll just listen to y'all
delhi is shit
Do y'all ever think
join another sv
dm call
That's my internet persona
I'm worse irl
With?
i know
i have seen
tell me something i dont know
How to not be rude
saggy
@serene umbra halwai ki ladki risi bulara
Blr so hot office se bahar nikalte hi lagta hai sauna me aa gaye 
I genuinely don't know how to not spew bs out of my goddamn mouth

Delhi worse
sauna se better steam lo
sauna feels like walking naked on beach

your lie in april
Woh to sabko pata hai delhi worst hai
not if ur rich
I mean I live here so it has to be
meko laga gayi comeback karne
Good
ye aur comeback
There's no comeback
I don't believe in that concept
jo jaisa hai waisa hi hai
firse? ab ki hogaya

kangana ranaut jaisi kyu baate karne lagi hai
Hi
meine kar diya hai. tumlog bhi kar loge
hi
Kuch hua nahi hai
I just don't want to be rude
Bc how do I fix it
sab aapke jaise ni hote
Ky chl raha
tu bhul gayi kya
pehle bhi puchi thi
chote ache se baat kar
baat mat kiya kr logo se
She takes notes from me
rude feel ni hoga
Goldfish memory
mei jitna fail hua hu, sab mere jaise hi hote
I want to sound approachable
Can't live with this attitude
shitt
achha
personality change crow

I'm trying
kitna gyan deta hai
I'm in the middle of a mess
@vast magnet
Narcissist bolte hai
I just have 5 days
dm me for personal guidance
15mins tok @499
30mins tok @799
Me too
@vast magnet
for?
Akela my goat
Death
dm me for personal guidance
15mins tok @49
30mins tok @99
Nahi aata na
dm me for personal guidance
15mins tok @499
30mins tok @799
hum hain tu sirf dukhi hai
I can't maaf myself
isliye tujhe maza ni aara
It's not easy
Eating a toffee with wrapper was a flex back in my schooldays 
teri baat sunke
Bhai
I have so much to learn and unlearn
coffee bites
bc

poora cover chipak jaata tha
I have some stuff around this to tell but it's not tea
Because it's not gossip rather a devastating news
Coffee bites rich kids late the
batao, listening
;_;
I'll join vc
Dhawal mere message delete nhi karta
Request pe bhi
konse vc aau
Usko batana padta hai tu ladki hai
@north palm left?
wo sone gya
My harkatein says otherwise
Can't blame him
Y'all will listen?
aaja
Razna
will listen
mujhe bhi drag
shitty vc aa
Inke vc aaja
Bhai bgmi anyone??
@prime zinc
@vast magnet
come vc
Hi
I vouch for that, kuch din me moochhe bhi aajaengi teri
toh ye bas aisehi boli tu?
Hahaha I mean kinda yes
acha 
dm ana
Hello
Hey
HEHE

biryani kha raha
Oh shit 

kinda joy
Inept ka kya mtlb hota h?
Hnji?
Mai toh hostel mein hoon
Achaaa
Haan
Aur toh sab changa hai

Kidhr
Goodnight
Subha beach bhi toh Jaana hai
Photos
Tag me
I wanna see
Oh oki

Good good
Yaya
Ni aari yrr
I'm scared
Bhot time hogya vc kare hue
Ajaa kuch darne wali baat ni

Heyyy
Req
Actually
Sori i no repli to dishwashers 

Naman dhir kab chalega tera balla
Milta hi ni

Mom jokes
@philips your dishwasher is misbehaving
@steady ocean Hey sde
@steady ocean achcha Teri shakal
Kya
Product manager
Oouu
Check out LinkedIn
Hello
@steady ocean koi baat nahin hota rahata Hai

@steady ocean koi baat nahin hota rahata Hai
atleast koi baattoh karlo yaaaar
Don't tease aur yaawr
Hello my fren

Nothing wrong.. jab kya jyada chadh jaati Hai Na
Kon pareshan kar raha aur ko ?
me
Pareshan mat crow
brooo

Regular ko ban crow
Idhar bht creep log hai aap mere dm aao
Aur ko pareshan carne waale ko sau saanpo se gand pe katwaenge
Crow
@crisp frost mai zinda hui toh tu marr gya 
@cinder thistle
Smjhaa
chup chutiye

Chup chutiye

Tera baap
Chup chutiye


Gaali mat do
Sota bhi hai tu regultos
Bhai itni jalan kyon Ho Rahi Hai.. tu Hi Rakh bhai
yuss late sota hu

dekhna kisi din tujhe chakke utha le jaenge
unko bhi preshan kardunga



Aur koi mili 
@worthy ingot yeh mere dost ko aap cute lage
mili hoti toh 2 baje usse baat karra hota na aapse thodi
Shukriya
Ab to expire ho gye
log marte hai mujse baat karne ke liye
Nark me guard ki naukri karta hu
Excuse me I am a family oriented man normal log so jate hai iss samay ye to u couldn't sleep and someone made me turn on my dms noti iykyk
2027 mein kabhi bhi
Omg

ab discord kahi b utna active ni rha jitna covid ke time tha
Koi na fir aap bacteria ke liye fresh ho jao gye you will just change the flow


Are re
Kya kar rhi soo nhi piye ?

Fir abhi to 26 hai 1 sal mai kya kya change nhi ho sakta hai
Hn real.. drug addict ban skti hoon
To fir dellu mai chali ja as always 
Punjab m toh common bhi hai

Hn sahi rahega
@crisp frost tu kyu jaga hua h?
Soja na
Garmi 

@steady ocean aur vai badhiya
Yuss tu bata kisi yaad mai nhi soyie
Hn bhai
What shall we do?
Din mein sogyi thi na tabhi
Nothing
Bore lg rha bro, suggest smth
Mai khud bore hori hoon bhai
Merese kya puchhre

Aur bore hori vc m?

Abb roommates gali nhi dete ?
Unse baat hi ni hoti
Then les do smth mere bhai
Noo I'm good

Hn 
But they exist in the same room na ?
Hawwww
Yes.. I'll change my room next sem 
Pure babe di aa mehr 

kha jiyagie ?
Jabardasti bethi ho mtlb 
jatt dont care
Koi bhi dusre room
Wo tharki didi ke pas
didi log bhi tharki hote hai kya
Mai drag mangne wala tha
@tender garden sup mere bhai??
Tu hi bhag gye
Good
Bore hora tha
Very bad aur😔
@steady ocean ohhh tussi ladki ho? My bad took so long to figure it out
😆😆
Sorry mere bhai 
💀 💀

Kya bey tg

Maar khayega
Gym gurl

koi mere se baat karo yaaaaarr
Dhamki de rhi
Ohh merko laga koi uth gya
Ohh fir to ase tunn ki awaz aiye hogi na
Hn ekdum
hellllolol
samji
Ek baar pehle bhi
happens koi baat nahi
Khaali khopdi 
Leg curls krte waqt wire tut gyi thi
Tabhi toh yeh bola
Fir paise mangte na
holy cra[
Tu hi kuch kand to nhi kar rhi
Nhi re
Inki machine hi kharab h
Hn mtlb wahi



Aab to disappointment bhi feel nhi hoti
Abey yrr
If you are ok with that
Speak to kal raat ko hi kar paunga



But d play 4
@tender garden chuti leli kya tune aaj office se
@dawn panther yes
Chup
Stout beer is my new favourite beer
hi
@dusty thunder kab dena hai apko guard of honour bata do 
Hi
are wah @crisp frost or @steady ocean duo n all
so cute you two 🦕🦕
yo
Yo
Hello🙋♂️👋
wsg guys
Please koi 10rs mar sakta hai kya
Upi:- aryanrajeshjadhao@okhdfcbank
mujhe koyi 500 bhejdo
Please 🙏
2000 yaha p
Old server
Yo yoda
anyone from pune here?
Sutta marna chod do, isse kark rog hota hai
I partyed hard in Pune, very fun city
🤭
nahi nahi koi jaruri nahi hai 
yeah been here since a long time, thought most of yall are from here
Badhiya ghumi ghumi chalri aapki to bb 
achha
Good morning
achaa
Be kind
be a king
Because that's what you are

I'm queen
Ouch ouch ouch
Kya be klaus lode

Bc itni subah kyu uth jaata hu mai
Depressing morning
This to shall pass.
😂
Hi
Hello
good morning
Mujhe bhool gaye
apni maa ko bol gandu
haha, glad to know
Sota ni kya risii
Ni

Hein
Hmm
Soke utha
Soke
@north palm sax karoge?
@golden ermine trip sponsor krdo
Ni subah subah ni
good moaning
Moaning
Gooning
ja bgmi live 1v1 krle
yeh mr beast ke giveaway walo ne to vaishayo ko bhi maat de diya hai

tu kya meri lugai h
mkl tere baap aur maa ko kuch bola? joke mara?
Hello @modest berry
Hello
Ass cream khaunga
ok
tune b to apne baap ko bola (yani mai)
trip p mtt jao ghar bethke padhai kro dusri company switch krne ki
save tym save money
else go die save t his earths resources too
bkl tujhe tameez nhi h?
chooto se kaise baat karni chahiye?
bc
Company switch krnese jyada paisa milta h kya

Nahi karegi?

bhai ye server me last week aaya tha
9 out of 10 dentists doesn't give a fuck
heylo 
🤕 choootaro se bat krne ki tmeez h mujme
me kyu karu hyd ayega to ghumadungi free m ye le khush reh
🤕 meri abi tk nhi hui h to muje ni pta
Hyderabad m kya hai ghumne waala?
lakes hai
kafi sari
trek p jaskte
Ticket krwa de
wtf
Aa rha
aane jaane stay ka nhi dungi
Tune hi bola
bhak
Free m
ticket pgl h 5k ki ticket hogi one side
Wo bhi de na
Konsi train m 5k lagre?
krlo
chup bosdi
flight
30 saal ki hoke bhi 
Wo toh pahado keliye hai
yaad aya m nxt yr aari andaman mumy pap se bat hogyi h
Train se ajaunga bhai
m 21 ki hu wtf
muje to job m 1 sal b ni hua
210 bol
good
hn but jain food ka tu deklio
Suck my dukh krri ki nahi
24 hrs lgte h train kiib ticket 3k kki h rajdhani
hii
dw tujhe pure veg milega
Abe saste train m chalega sleeper
abey ghumana boldia free m ab bencho sbb chiye ise
okayiish, thand aagayi hai ab. you tell mee?
pr tu to non veg h
itne neeche standard walo se m bat ni krti bye
Tere paise bacha rha hu
Niche standard kya
haan toh mai kha sakta hu tere saamne mutton khaunga 
to vhi apni atma ko shanti de
mere paise udha ra
Nahi kregi?
teri oonchi shaan hai maula
Aur 10-15k m shaadi m kami hojaegi kya teri?
allah who akhbar
are 25-30 lakh chiye naa islei abi se jodh ri
Hyderabad ki dawat hai miya ungliya katar jana
mujhe train se dar lag rha lekin sab bol rhe zindagi mein ek baar train se travel karni chahiye
har saal 4 lakh rupee save krungi
25-30 lakh m 10-15k won't make a difference
Hyderabadi Biryani khaaenge
bhosrike kita ameer h tu (oh hn anda,an m train hi nhi h lol)
🤤🤤🤤
tere family rahenge toh kaise milunga bc
ts sounds more like that mukesh wala ad

true nhi kara kabhi journey
it would ,,, this is my 3days of hard work pay
Inke haath ka 2 chudi bech diya
usise lia h
Okay yaar sidhe mana krdeti fur

koini bhai boldenge
Bhaiya saiyan banenge
mehnat ka paisa h teri aish m udhadungi to lakshmi ma muje gali dengi
Aish ni jarurat
mein toh bolunga 
tu pan india rehta to ticket kradeti
north se south so mehnga
sutta to 20 ka ata na
benchod muje ullu bana ra 
ye time pr thandi? yaha to gnd phaad gharmi h
pahado m jaa achi wali ganja le ,,,, kya 20 ka sutta
Abe abhi thodi jaa ra
bro me to up jati hi charas k lie hu
oh to jana bhikari
Ganja
Sutta sponsor plis
Month end is being harsh on me

aina
pills ? sponser kru 78 ki ati h
@north palm bsdk kal icecream ke paise diye the na
so expensive
Wapis de
kab diya mc
aise kisi ko bhikari nhi bolte @golden ermine 😡
Abe pills ni sutta

tum log bhut ameer ho icecream b khila re ho
ek icecream to 100 rupee ki ati h
minimum
lund khai
Abe 10 ki aati
🤣
Choco bar
lund khai
Wo bhi khai hogi
sorry 10 wli frozen dessert hoti h vo m ni khati
ye kaha hai
naan khatai
Sutta dila ri ki ni wo bta

teri dadi
ice cream toh Arun wali mast hoti
vadilal ki sari bar 80-90 ki ati aur
Teri hoti to
sandwich ice cream
fr uski pop wali khai h
choti si
ati
Havmor ki bhi achi hoti
sori
arun icecream thori sasti aur achi ati but har jagah ni milti
Suck my dukh

gelato , , giani ,,, baskin robbins ong
bencho ab compare kr havmore achi h
Baskin Robbins bhi achi hoti h
uska mangoo falv
Khai hai maine Baskin Robbins

@golden ermine tu krri ki ni sutta sponsor
Itne paise h

are dadagiri h
me teri dushman
dushman tu mera
tu bada bhikmangyaa
😋 fat to sirf....
Karunga*
bencho khud k paise kharch ni hopate itne

aapne woh cream bell wali khayi hai , jisme andar choclate rehta ice cream ke
Chal acha jaa
2 chammach kunafa 500 ka ta bhai
bhai cream bell bhut gndi quality ki banata h i would suggest pls mtt khao
haa
tu mera paisa khaye
vo bhut achi baat h
bhai vadilal aur arun bhut achi icecream banate h arun worthy ekdom
shahi tukda and double ka meetha 
uski choti choti chocolat eicecream b ati h
shahi tukda to sasta ata
southern hemisphere me sab ulta hota hai na
kunafa bhai overrated ekdom ,,, yaha rajasthan ki faini and kunafa ekdom same
maine double ka meetha khaya woh bhi 250 ka
hyd mein
bs usm pistachio daldete h bachpan se feni khai h mne
double ka meetha ye ni khaya
tbh me rasmalai ki fan hu
khao
idhar to apricot delight famous h
but i hate it
abhi mango season m idhar maska bun mango flavour ka milta
maza ajata
haan bht khate hai udhr , i tried it acha ni laga
ye log real mango butter banate h
ohh ye pata nhi tha
kesar bhat b butter ka banega
haan
niloufer so good but so expensive
haan
yes , pista house too expensive
aaj se socha tha walking shuru karunga 8 baje utha 😭
pista house m ek hi bar gyi hu
bro m 7 bje uthti hu daily
bencho
aja humara ac foook gya
gan hath m agyi
haan toh tu jain h tumlog ka jaldi subha aur raat hoti hai sabse alag ho
hn
maine itne pista house dekhe ek area mein bc
bhai muje parso trauma hua
hagri thi chipkali pair p agyi @ivory pilot
jubilee hills mein
aur vo chipkali fir commode m girgyi
kkrh
aur lapak ri thi uchak ri thi vo commode se bahar nikalne k lie
chi bc
han bhut hhh bhutt
non veg shahghouse ka acha h uyha p
i went to this cafe named "DASARA" in sainikpuri mast tha
🦦
bye guys kaam agya
idk
Suck my dihhhh
ok
Gud morning
mrng






