#general-chat
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Neet nhi niklega
Padhle
exactly
kartik bohot satata hai tu 
Aww challll
Aao aapki bhund saata dun
Yrr ye kathal ki sabji to ajeeb hoti h


tu hi bola 
๐ฅฑ
Aaja gane sunte premium h?
nai
@mellow sage
byeebye โ๐ปโ๐ปโ๐ป
Ok tc
Jam aaega
bgmi khelra
Vella h
Tu dhund rh th
Kisi din
Logo ko
Mbs wale
Hi


Hi
Sup
๐
๐ฒ


Clg
Bc choro itni garmi m
Cllg
Chuti maaro
abe kaam dandhe pe ni jana kya tereko raatme
jo abhi tak jag rakha
Soke utha hu
Gandu

Tujhe dekh dekh jeena
Ye meri zindagani tere hi sang bitani
Tujhmee basi hai meri jaan jaan
Jiya dhadak dhadak jaayeee

Na gaanje na shraab ka yeh nasha hai aapka
jitna marji attitude dikhale je humne apko pataya nahi to yeh londa ni jaat ka
@dawn panther
Na gaanje na shraab ka yeh nasha hai aapka
jitna marji attitude dikhale je humne apko pataya nahi to yeh londa ni jaat ka
@dawn panther
Na gaanje na shraab ka yeh nasha hai aapka
jitna marji attitude dikhale je humne apko pataya nahi to yeh londa ni jaat ka
@dawn panther
Hello Buddies?
Bklode jyada bada comedian hora tu ?
acha
Bhot joke mar rha
fir ho jayegi bhag ja
Aree, you are Ranveer Allahbadia? (BeerBiceps)?
Yehi to apna kaam hai.


Tu bhi 

Dekh dekh dekh
Abe
Ghar pohch ke aata
Kitta time
Oka
Teri massi ke wire connection
Hi

Kese hoee
Badiya hoeee
Kitne ki??
Priceless
Mehngi hoeee

@frozen dew @@za
Hi
Hello

Raghav chadha and 6 others mp joins bjp @golden agate
Nothing new
Sabko pata tha
Fuckkk
Bc
Badmashi purani thi
PR team hamesa bjp walo ki hoti h
Modi
Modi
Modi
Modi
Lodi
Modi
Kuki louda
Lawodi
Da *odi
Allaha>>> Modi
@fallen trellis
Vote dene aaya hai na tu TMC ko saale
Jeetega to TMC hi
Dellulu is bangali
TLMC
The lost motercycle club
@frozen dew pdhle
stickers bhi outdated
ab to dhruv rathee ko bhi bjp join kr hi lena chaiye

See ? Justagirlinlove also agrees
hii
fuh naw

What i did
very bad you are
I am bad
w pfp

there is an Online harasser who is constantly harassing girls i want you guys to spam his WhatsApp so that he get what he deserve (here its his number 7417877807 ) you guys can dm me the photos of the convo so that i can make sure the work is done

call bomber

Is he @prime zinc ? Or @maiden fjord
agar dhruv rathi ke side hogyi toh papa ghar se nikl denge
Same
what if he does legal complaint?
mai hi hounga shyd
kese karega bro kar to wo rha ?

koi bhi nhi hai udhr
jis ladki ko kr raha unko bolo
True
just needed people thats the only way spam's gonna work

hahah, ykw, voh banda legal complaint kr skta jo usse spam krega

nice to fir harras karna sahi hai
harass krna galat hai also jo tu bolra kaam krne, voh bhi galat hai
police complaint file krna
if jo ladki kehri sahi hai
file a complaint
mai bas uske galat ko rokne ke liye ye sab ki help mang raha aapko nahi karni bro koi baat nahi
complaint file krne me help kr skta mai 
mere nee hai
koi volunteer ni krega idhr se lmao
maine number bhej diya people can send stickers or what ever ya only dot i just want he get irritate by notifications
Acha

agar usko pareshan hi krna hai to
I want a cool collection yoo
whats that ?

Ohh fuck yess
23rd March 2001
oho hi

ted talks
I think agar job nahi lagi to me bhi wahi karunga
kesio
ok wait
BJP join
bjp join?
yes

Lega kon
koi aapko bjp me kyu lega?
bored and hoorny, u say
true
joke tha na woh?
because I follow dhruv Rathee
@dawn panther @dawn panther @dawn panther
Use bhi kon lega
Hii
followup joke tha, raghav chadha joins bjp with 6 other mps

arvind kejriwal ka ek hi paltu reh gya ab dhruv rathee
gungi
@golden agate @golden agate @golden agate
become dhruv rathee
@golden agate @golden agate @golden agate
Ohh yes harder harder
Blow it

Blow mw
bjp ke against campaign shuru krde ted, eventually they will buy you and make you join bjp

namaskar dosto
soul ke matches dekhega aj ???
@maiden fjord @maiden fjord @maiden fjord
bhai lekin mujhe delhi ki cm nhi psnd.
Crpf bhi aa skti hai ghar
๐ซฆ
fuck u
Pubg pc?
voh to kisiko ni pasand
puppet cm
ha
Kab se hai
ed ki raid*
9:30
Dekhuga fir toh
but ed ki raid se pehle hi ted bjp join kr lega
fr.


itni der se fr hi likh pai

Fr
jai keechak
Pubg pc kon dekhta bhai
aiq low h uska
maja ane lga hai thoda sa ab
coz of soul
Exam ke time aisi cheez pasand ane lagti
han na
Pdhle
Modi
modi ne teri behen chodi
eklauti team hai ewc jisse hope hai
Jai Bheem ๐
bhai meri feed me reel aayi ek
jisme voh modi bolne wale bache ko koi dhakka diya jorka
padd gya
Oye ๐ก
Esa kese bolra
Jlta hai tu merse ki teri walli rahul chod gya
nepal ka sahi h yar lekin
Link do
๐๏ธ
Ling Do
Aaa kr
ttps://www.instagram.com/p/DXewSNqgifW
kaato pahle
nepal ke 2 minister resigned in just 30 days for corruption charges
Pta lgao is madarchod ka
Ni ni direct
kya stop krna

Parcel karo PM Awas House

bhai...
.

Nepal se yaad aya
udhr hi aata option stop ka

@Vedika kaha hai
but its conctantly working
desh ko leader ki jarurt hoti genz ke naam pe har kisiko bhi pm ni banana hota

yeh toh ab dekhna hoga. yeh ni pata tha woww..

educational news ke liye follow kre mereko
@cinder steppe summon kaam hai
Soraha hoga
meri ek dost thi jo dhruv rathi ko follow krti thi
uski baate sune k bad main usye dur hogyi
ew fuck no
good kia ji
ikr
keheti ke duniya m jo bhi cheez h sab congress ne kiya h.
Usko educational content ke liye follow kr skte, but ek dum andhe lundo ki tarah follow ni krna hai
๐ญ
Koi ye baat congress ko bhi batado fir
but its conctantly working
uska number dala baad mai apna check kiya fir usi ka add kiya to mere par bhi aa rahe glitch hai kiya ?
fr. mera dost bolta "dhruv rathi sacha h modi chucha h" mene usko whi kutta banakr mara

khudka kyu dalna
it works vai
dono hi chuche hai

bank se laya kya

yeh m nhi bol skti. ghar wale ghar kya pure khandan se bahar nikl denge.
Haan 100 aur 200 ke
mai khud ni bol skta, but internet pe to bol hi skta

ek baar jorr se modi ji ko modi bol diya papa bolte ki tere bhua ke ladke hai kya jo naam se bolra
modi ke aage ji lagao
chhidak le spray
Kyu aisa?
Waoo loong ki Khushbu ni hai ๐ฅบ
woahhhh
Politician family?
๐คฃ
Nostalgia

check kara
๐ญ
Politician family hi hua
Dada sarpanch
lava me haath deke thodi check kroge ki garam hai ya nahi
pata nhi kya jaddu kiya h modi ne

dada been there
Acha
done that
Dada toh pilayer nikle MP3
modiji cm >>>>
bro i was checking ki call work kar rahi ya nahi fir maine usi ka add kar diya baad mai
ek dum
refresh kro fir to
Humare walle toh chanda dete reh gye ๐ข
delhi wli hu rekha and her aiw op
kis cheez ka
khair baaki if anyone wants to help aap log isi site par jaakar (sms/call bomber ) wo number add kar dena 7417877807
mere to pata ni ek ghonchu ko bana rakha voh to chalo uske bureaucrats ache hai to chal jari sarkar varna chud jate
Life is great
Life is unfair
I love life
Life is going on
electoral bond?
fr.
๐ฒ
Covalent bond
Online report kro na. Ye sab se kya hi hona hai
Life is very very nice
Abe saale
Thanks life
college stoduent?
Bivalent bond
Ionic
Tetravalent Bond
Trivalent
mere gaanv walo ne dotasra ko paise diye the chunaav me
mere ek tau ne 10 lakh diye the usse
Metallic bond
very close uske
Octavalent bond
Damn
9 ko kya bolte hai bc
nonane
Nona
10 ko dec
Decavalent
December 12 hota bhai
Iske age maa chudye koi kaam ke nhi
itne hi bond teri future wife abhi banari hogi
๐๐๐๐๐
Terko dont stop tattoo walli lugai milegi
Barabar
+1
nah velli hu abhi toh
Barabar
Which college
broooo
dont stop dheeraj ji
Why are you guys in college
berozgar?
Just drop out
Dont stop 600โน walle ji
It's simple
dont stop premium plan ji
yes. abhi toh entrance dene h
acha
Dont stop nitro walle ji
cuet wale bache
Neet?

Aise shabd nhi use kartay
Hi guys
neet se yaad aaya
Sorry sorry
kuki tere mocks me kitne aare
583
neet socha tha lekin fir aukaat yaad agyi... 2 saal mehenat krne k baad form hi nhi bhara
Goon
lekin neet ka daar abhi bhi h
sc st fake certificate aiims delhi
Peoples ๐
Wo toh 400 me hojaye
Jee advanced
waah 2 saal padhke form hi ni bhara, jigraa hona chaiye iske liye to ghar walo ne pyaar ni kiya fir ?
Pyaar? Nahi puja nahi hui uski
saare exam trap hote h.. Nta wale maje lere h ab toh khud
We can say that
Majje kuch ni lere g faad rhe fir whi chinaar sa paper dedenge
nahi. actually medical issue ki wajha se nhi bhara because mujhe janwaro ka doctor banna tha but mere doctor ne bola janwaro se dur rhna hoga apko
There twitter was twittering
woh bhi leak hojyega inse
Awwwwww
Ese hi mai mock me 600+ nhi ane pe khud ko dilasa deta hu
janwar ki dust se issue kya?
veterinary doctor bhi hai humare bich
um.. bro but sachi. 8th se dream tha
@dawn panther gaanv me kaise aate bhens ke dactar aur sabse pehle kya krte?
doctor to doctor hota chahe pasu ka hi kyu na ho
nope. bs something personal.
oh okay bless you
I'm now sleepy bai bai let's meet at night
Call kro ek din baad ayenge fir theli lga ke g me hath denge bdle me fees aur dudh lejate hai
Make it make sense

Very madarchod ppl
gn
bless toh phle se hu marte marte bachaliya unhone(bhagwan se)
Heart issue?
no ans
aur blessing lelo
Yani tru hai
koi toh pagla gaya h
xp farm krha
Make it make sense
shh..
Haan kuki thodi hai ye toh attention farm krega
kuki jaisa aadmi iss server ko kabhi ni mil skta
๐ฅบ
Hahaha dopamine
Ted ka student โ๏ธ
Chutiye 100 saalo m ek baar hi paida hote h
Tu ho toh gya
Allaha>>>
Mai laakhoo salo m hua
๐คญ
Dhurv Rathee>>>>
Tu 100 saal wala h
Dellulu
acha aungi abhi to movie dekne jari hu
me kehri thi ki pvt theatre book krke cp dekna allowed h kya ?
hum log prive book krre h


ok

Hello yaaroo
Aagya dekho isse
Kisse
Notchu
meri baat krrha hai kya kartik
๐คช scallywag teri gand me swag ๐คช
Real๐ค
๐ hilol
hello

breathing and exhcnage of gases,ab cardio wala karunga uske pehle nlm ka pyqs
Ohkkhmmmakkha
nice nice
Aur doodle
๐คช
Angrezi gane
๐
yess ๐๐๐ป
iska matlb haa samjhta hu
Bisex hoon
oh fair
๐คญ
ek sec ruk
mujhe bhi andar le 
aisa kya hota hai mein bhi dekhu

#memmers
Meme hi kho gya
And tuje abhi jarurat kya padh gyi
Huh
Noob



๐ tamil nadu

๐ Gotham
Found sanity yet?
kartik tune bali ke gaane suney hai kya?
๐ r u bat man
yes
Chiii
Kachi khaani
N all
New bali lond h
Usse lgra kuch bhi chutiyap likhega and log hasenge annd not even funny bhai
Literally lund ch()t baate nd bass chutiye hass rhe h uspe
i dont think so 
Sad gana sunke aaya hoga
i mean maybe some
nope
Dhappa lond choos
maine sunn na bhi suna hai
haa wahi main purane bhi sune hai
Hmm mene ni and tu Bali kyu sunra or artist bhi h
mujhe toh ache lgte hai...like new era mai sad gaana aur bakchodi hi suna hai
dhh fan nahi hu jyada....krsna ke suney hai thode bohot
Han voi bekaar lgte h muje ab starting m they were funny like reference of whole dhh but nahhh man abhi usne hug dia
Hmm seedhe maut hi sunle
suna not my type
areeyyy bc pappu aane wala h mujhe phir se gand marwani padegi stage mein kal ๐ญ
nahi aisa nahi hai but mujhe mere dost ne kaafffiii sunwaye i hardly liked em
Konse
ab saare yaad nai,cuz he made me listen to loads of ek
yeee
Tu to young blood sunta hoga
sunta hu, preference thoda english ko jyada hai
??
Abey wot usse ni janta
Young blood
Tailor swift
Hmm fir
uh...i listen to geazy,zayn,tame impala, her's, mac demarco,nirvana,arctic monkeys
Wow ๐ฎ
No english
โ
Angrezi Beat wala h ye
Muje lyrics ekdum smj na aaye tab tak ajeeb lgta h
yes๐
And english is tuff to understand in songs
Unke references and all
dislaik 
nah I don't like that guy
Honey singh ๐
Gwalior me koi ni sunta hoga
Pahle keval english and Spanish tha
Kuch log honge bass
mai bhi hardcore tab hi utra international mai....
i see
Bol
ted could u share yo Spotify ๐

Mene international me apna right kadam pehle rakha
Nhi tho
nah, I don't do that
okok
haan
bahut din ho gaye uske sune huye
specifically koi gaane hai ?
Masoom sarma
busy, don't let me go, troublemaker
Teri gend pe pant to rukti ni
Tu baat kare badmashi ki
okkkayy
Moves feat snoop Dogg
yeah
Ted baby kesi ho
Bohot ganda hu
done done...ill listen to em
ahh I see
noice noice
Sez on the beat boy
Love
Money
Music
Choose two
. ... typing
@elfin jasper



love and music
money and music
Jalepenos and pasta
Diet Coke
dost ka wait kari thi lekin usne verify hi nhi kr rakha
ok
idc
main konsa chahti ki care kro lol
agar meri choice ko L bolna tha pucha kyu nga
Jai Bheem ๐
๐ผ tuje pareshan krne ke liye
๐คช


Jai bheem
mai change krrh hu
๐ค๐ค
issi waqt
Talwinder laga ke rakha h

๐
Arre waah . Noice sunset view
Acha
hy
Seat koi bhi
chup gay
Tik na paae
Foxy tu Mumbai ke hisab se bahut ajeeb h
@prime cypress
Kyu re
Haha not gay ngga
Ajeeb kya usme ๐ญ
high

Voh log thode non chalant hote h
Bageeche ka hai kya??
highest in da room
mai aapko harass krdu kya 
MF Doom
Bhai thak jata hu non chalant banke
irl non chalant hu
bc
Idhr dank banne ata hu
Height kitti h tari
nah jaipur ka h road ka
Unfunny banke jata hu 
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Ohh
khoon nikal liya aaj
Wese what is non challant
Par theek h
6โ0
I'm very comfused with these new wordings
central park?
kon
๐ค๐ค ok
meaning
Hmm apne kaam se kaam rakho
jaipur ki nhi hu
jinke chalan nahi katte
jiska challan ni kat ta uska non chalant
This ngga mbbs guy
@half silo ??
khudne click kri kya photo?
apne to periods bhi sync ho jayenge aese fir
mene kari h lekin mujhe idea nhi kaha ki h cafe ke bahar ki h kisi
๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ

Mkc
achya ohho

kaisa laga jaipur

chatpata khana to pregnancy me aata hai dhyan me
asswin
aaj no vc with ladkiya
eat me

har saal jati hu toh yk normal lgta h ab toh lekin achha h..
har saal wow aesa kya idhr
Scally gendu hai
paisa aur time ho toh kya kuch nahi hoo sakta
mausi
chup lawde
Shax karoge
make me sweat make me harder
Hi
make me lose my breath make me water
Make me swaayyy
achya oh, mai rehta vese pink city me
Scaly is also from Maharashtra
yeh billi kiski hai pfp me
ohhh nicee... kaha pr?
pink hunting krta tu 
jawahar nagar side, wby?
Me khana khilata hu usko 
Cutie bacche diye h
Ye dekho isko chutiye ho fir bolega gaali padti h
pink is myth
oh main th delhi se hu
when marimba rhythm starts to play dance w me make me sway ๐ฅฐ
Mam may i smoke some weed
demn, mai to december me aaya tha delhi
Mam u suck

ohhh
mujhe delhi ke alawa sari jagha psnd h
Puzzle me h dono
wowww ๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
demn, kaalu dholuu bache
Ek ke paas Balck dots
Ek ke paas white dots
Scally ke koi dots nhi hai lol hahahahahaha
Hahahahahhaha
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
us hai, mere mama rehte udhr
Unke maa baap dono bhi black n white hi the 
Dholu bholu naam rakha unka 
ohh.. main toh aapne hometown 10+ se nhi gyi
Mumbai m actually bahut cats h na
badiya hai
Chlate chlte mil jati h
oye
Rod p
hometown kaha hai?
tarbuz khaunga abhi mast mast
bihar
kya 20rs ka samosa 40rs ka kr dega ?

ab pata chala?
bodhgaya*
Fr
samjh gye na aap? bs fir and bodh gaya main space dete h
Politics me bass bjp bjp karte rahenge lodu log and modi ye voh
bodha mara to up me ha na
clg mein tha , tune subha idhr hi likha tha ... abhi dekha
good que
bichara raghav chadha 6 aur mp le aaya bjp me
Mujhe hi abb apni party banani padegi baki m kuch nhi rkha 
lmao
pata nahi kya krega
aam aadmi party ke to aadmi chale gye bas aam reh gya
Our dawgs
main kisiko vote nhi dungi bhai saare bkwas h.
baddies janta party
aur batao

Fir m bhi apni party chor k bjp m chali jaungi 
Summer mein aam hi reh jayega
Bs
independent candidate ko vote do
true
Bad log ko vote koi kyu dega
Bjp pese jyaaa deta h
jaogi ni force kiya jayega
Nvm dete toh hai
jaise abhi dere hai vese baad bhi de denge yr

vote wale din se phle ghar m bethak hoti h ki modi ke alawa vote kisiko nhi dena
True that
oye modi ne boat ride krli hooghly pe
nitish ji sabke hai lekin
paise khate h dete nhi h

abhi to modi ko bolo na ki victoria memorial ki dhul chaato voh bhi chaat lega
Mere dada bjp mai mere Nana congress ghar mai hi mara piti hojati
Damn wow
voh to logo ko dikhane ke liye hai
Victoria is clean , Howrah ka chaat le toh better hai
it's too dirty
varna screen ke piche to modi aur rahul gay hai ek dusre ke liye
Isliye toh single hai dono coincidence I think not
aur ni to kya
Ye ek member hai jiska koi verification issue hai koi aur same ip se hai ig so what should he do now


