general-chat

[outer gale]

crzy

[topaz drift]

Yus

[shy garnet]

no idea

[ivory pilot]

election dekh rahe ho?

[topaz drift]

Din ke 10

[shy garnet]

nop

whos winning

[ivory pilot]

ani ki mic fek di

[flint dagger]

Taadi baccha

[ivory pilot]

tmc ke chamcho ne

[flint dagger]

Search krlo

nhi actually

[proud hornet]

Yooo

[ivory pilot]

ig bjp

[outer gale]

litchi jaisa h kch too

[shy garnet]

acha

[outer gale]

andar se

[shy garnet]

hindi mei kya bolte?

munjal?

[ivory pilot]

acha kiya bc mic fek diya kitna awaaz aa raha

[topaz drift]

[shy garnet]

ohh

[ivory pilot]

ladhayi ho rhi na

[outer gale]

are iceapple tal ko bolte h lol

khaya h

okaish h

cant beat aam tho

goated fal

[topaz drift]

Aam se better kuch nahi

[outer gale]

tru

[topaz drift]

See there's mango in my plate

[outer gale]

tarbuzz bhi thik h pr beej ki mkc

[outer gale]

good boi

[flint dagger]

#pictures

[shy garnet]

ohh

news dekhta w8

[outer gale]

itni garmi me gym kaise jau

[ivory pilot]

ok

[topaz drift]

Noice

[topaz drift]

Mai to naha leta hu gym me

[shy garnet]

acha. toh mamta bahar hone wali?

[outer gale]

same

[golden ermine]

kyu bike m gear gan m ghusjate

[tender garden]

Bc

Jaa rha hu

Nimbu lene

Behen se bolunga nimbu paani bnaye

Garmi lagri

[flint dagger]

Yes

[tender garden]

Abe kal mall m ek uno wala tshirt dekha tha

[flint dagger]

Nimbu paani toh khud bhi bana sakte

[topaz drift]

Aaj clg nahi ?

[tender garden]

Behen bnaegi

Khud kon bnaye

[topaz drift]

Same

[flint dagger]

Haina but thoda draft work h woh krke jaungi

kyu banayegi bhen

Khud banale

[tender garden]

Kyu nahi bnaegi

Kyu bnau mai khud

Usko paala kisliye hai

[topaz drift]

Achiyaaa

End sem kab ?

[tender garden]

Jaa rha nimbu laane udhar hi sutta marunga

[topaz drift]

Ew

[tender garden]

Bye

[tender garden]

Stress

[topaz drift]

Bye

[tame trout]

[flint dagger]

usko nimbu pani banane paala?

[tender garden]

Haaa

Isiliye paal rkha hai

[flint dagger]

heinnn

sharam h?

[robust mural]

Someone say pani

[tender garden]

Aur kya

[flint dagger]

Teko kisliye paal rakha

Sutta peene?

batameez

[tender garden]

Mai toh bojh hu

Khud kamata hu

Pehle ni Peeta tha fir corporate m job lag gyo

[golden ermine]

@ivory pilot kyu bey padai se sanyas lelia h kya

[tender garden]

Gyi

[flint dagger]

exams khtm hogye bss external bachi h woh h next week

kitna kamata h

aisa

[golden ermine]

to ab kyu peete ho

dosh h tumme

[flint dagger]

jo ghar k log tujhe nimbu pani banake de

[tender garden]

Adat hogyi hai ab

[golden ermine]

ganda admi

[topaz drift]

Nice nice

[golden ermine]

adat to achi chiz ki b daal skte h

[tender garden]

Kitna bhi kamau ghar ke log ni denge toh kya aap dogi 😡

[robust mural]

Yeh paani or lost har Kisike mutuals me dikh jati h

[tender garden]

Kuch acha ni hai life m

[robust mural]

[golden ermine]

muje to bina kamaye b milta tha

[golden ermine]

me nhi hu na

[tender garden]

Terse pucha kisne lekin

[topaz drift]

[golden ermine]

[tender garden]

[golden ermine]

kitne akdu log h

[tender garden]

Aata hu thodi der m

[golden ermine]

be humble tbhi bhala hoga

[tender garden]

Aaj nimbu paani peeke rhunga

[robust mural]

@leaden anchor portfolio?

[golden ermine]

yo greeb hove h na apni adat se greeb

[flint dagger]

😡😡kyu banake de tujhe teri behen nimbu pani khud banale

[outer gale]

mc banale

alssi ki chodee

[flint dagger]

Yesyes

[outer gale]

or nikhil bby

colz nhi gye

[flint dagger]

iske pet m gulugulu hojaye

nimbu pani se

[outer gale]

isse nhi hoga

kch tel masale wala kha le

[ivory pilot]

hn bhai

[inland path]

😭😭

[tender garden]

Degi wahi banake kya krlegi

[tender garden]

Wo toh mai khata hi ni

[topaz drift]

election h aaj

[tender garden]

Jimm kare hai

[outer gale]

kha mc

[outer gale]

acha

[flint dagger]

haan

[outer gale]

kaisa mahol h udhar

[tender garden]

Jim jaao jimm

[flint dagger]

haan aur tera pet kharab honi h abb toh

[golden ermine]

padhle aj mne nhi padha islie m kehri hu tu to padh

[outer gale]

aaj rest day h

[flint dagger]

Shraaaap

[topaz drift]

city me horha hoga kuch kuch , yaha to thanda pada hai

[outer gale]

MTW FS

only

[tender garden]

Terko kya dikkat terse thodi banwa rha 😡

[outer gale]

acha

[golden ermine]

kaha thandi h

[flint dagger]

😡 ladkiyon se nhi banwana chahiye

[tender garden]

Ye billi bhi toh ciggerate peeta hai

[outer gale]

chi

[golden ermine]

sab peete h btata koi nhi

[topaz drift]

thanda mahaul

[tender garden]

Toh kisse bnwaye?

[flint dagger]

sutta peene walon ki lungs kaale hote h

[golden ermine]

oh yaha b

[flint dagger]

khud banale

[outer gale]

ye sab baccho wale kaam nhi krta

[shy garnet]

mei kuch nai peeta

paani bhi nai

[golden ermine]

aur lips nips dihss bhi

[outer gale]

mai sirf pani pita hu

[tender garden]

Nahi thak gaya hu

[outer gale]

4 L

daily

[topaz drift]

mai 5L

daily

[golden ermine]

4l me kitna susu krtre ho

[tender garden]

72 ghanto m sirf 16 ghante soya tha

[outer gale]

tujhe jarurat bhi h

[tender garden]

Aaj soya 10 ghante

Bc week off pe

[outer gale]

kam se km 15 baar

safed

[tender garden]

Mai kitna bhi pilu

[outer gale]

pani jaisa

[tender garden]

Lips dry rehte

Kya kru

[topaz drift]

har 15-20 min me moot ajata

[tender garden]

Creatine chus rha pura paani

[outer gale]

moisturizer laga

[tender garden]

Lagara hhuu

[topaz drift]

vaseline

[tender garden]

Nahi hora

Merpe nivea ka

[outer gale]

boro plus >

[tender garden]

@arya ne diya tha

[shy garnet]

nivea se kuch nai hota

[tender garden]

Nivea mens

[outer gale]

@serene umbra

cute

[shy garnet]

mehenga hai bas

[tender garden]

Merko bhi wahi lagra

[topaz drift]

wow

[outer gale]

[tender garden]

Usse kuch ni hota

[outer gale]

boro plus lagao bhai

sasta me best

[tender garden]

Cute kya krra lode

[ivory pilot]

hao

[topaz drift]

ye arya ka bhi neet hai na isbar

[outer gale]

ha

[tender garden]

Ha

[outer gale]

ye kuki mc nhi aaya h

acha h

spam krte rhta h bkl

[topaz drift]

usko mat yaad kr

[tender garden]

Jaa rha ghar

Ab

[topaz drift]

bkl hai wo

[tender garden]

Sutta khtm

[outer gale]

ja

[serene umbra]

Nahi maante?

[tender garden]

Dusra dilade arya

Ye kaam ni krra

[serene umbra]

Paise khtm hai ab😻

[outer gale]

nhi

[tender garden]

Kabtak yahi bolegi

[serene umbra]

Jb paise the dila diya

[outer gale]

jc khila de

[tender garden]

Business man ki beti

[outer gale]

kch*

[serene umbra]

[topaz drift]

neet ki prep kaisi hai ?

[outer gale]

bday paar hua

[tender garden]

Kuch khilade birthday party ni di

Tune

Abtak

[outer gale]

dosa khila de

yr arya

[tender garden]

Drop hai iska

[serene umbra]

Aamer dekhte nhi sab aajate

[tender garden]

Dosa khilade haa

[outer gale]

aiims delhi pakka fir

[topaz drift]

ameer log ko to daan krna chahiue

[outer gale]

wahi na

[tender garden]

Ganne ka juice peelu kya

50 rs bache hai

[outer gale]

hum gareebo ko khila do

[serene umbra]

Krke dekh lo pata chl jayega

[outer gale]

dua dunga

[serene umbra]

[outer gale]

khila na

[serene umbra]

Jaa na huh

[outer gale]

upi deta hu krde 150 bs

[topaz drift]

maine to kari thi 3 saal pehle , ache se pata chal gya tha

[outer gale]

[golden ermine]

bhopali

[burnt chasm]

Heelo

[topaz drift]

tu bhopali hai ?

[outer gale]

as pass koi mall bhi nhi h ki ac me chl jau

[lusty mantle]

Hi

[outer gale]

[outer gale]

hi bbg

[lusty mantle]

Hi billu

[outer gale]

hows you

[topaz drift]

hi shayla

[flint dagger]

True

[flint dagger]

Kya kara aisa

[north palm]

long time

[flint dagger]

imdone

[outer gale]

vc aao yr boring day

[serene umbra]

Ufffff

[topaz drift]

tere appa ka gundi log mera mundi marod diya

[outer gale]

khila bhai dua dunga

[topaz drift]

aja

[outer gale]

@north palm ye arya dosa khila rhi h

[flint dagger]

eh?

[topaz drift]

[outer gale]

T1

[north palm]

mujhe bhi khila

arya beta

[topaz drift]

chennai express ka dialogue tha aisa hi kuch

[outer gale]

arya beta

@serene umbra

[serene umbra]

bs kroooo

[ivory pilot]

boot camp ko capture kar liye ye mc tmc wale

[serene umbra]

Beta bol kr mujhse khane ka maang rhe

Chiii

[outer gale]

paisa h

daan krde

[golden ermine]

aur apk lips kaise h

[shy garnet]

tum bengal mei ho abhi?

[ivory pilot]

huh ye bjp ke logo ke bech mulla kya kar raha hai?

[golden ermine]

mere ghar m pankha theek krne wala aya tha to dhool na udhe to saman sara kapde se dhak dete h
ifuk

[ivory pilot]

nhi 16 ko ja raha

[shy garnet]

acha

[ivory pilot]

ohhooo

[golden ermine]

to meri mummy sori thi 🤣 humne unko b dhak dia @ivory pilot

[ivory pilot]

aisa mat kr paap lagega

[golden ermine]

bhai pta ni humne kaha ki pankhe wala ayega ap uth jao kehti h nhi meri nind khrab hojayegi

[topaz drift]

hiii uno

[ivory pilot]

axha

[golden ermine]

tuje pta h bande ka call aya

[shy garnet]

sahi baat hai. papa log ajeeb time pe repair wale leke ajate

[flint dagger]

hi nikhil

i am tired

[golden ermine]

🤕 bhai mard aisa hi hota h
jab bhaw do to chiye ni jab inke upar girna band krdo to apne aap marne lgjate

[ivory pilot]

mera call aata hai toh kat deti hai aur bkl tera banda ka call aa raha

[flint dagger]

Mere munna

[golden ermine]

fr mahn

[topaz drift]

wot happen

[golden ermine]

are uska b ni uthaya

but miss call thi

[frozen dew]

Wodohack

[ivory pilot]

sahi baat h

[golden ermine]

to mne text kia kya hua

[frozen dew]

Doesn't matter yaar

[golden ermine]

to kehta aise hi krlia

ye kya bat h

i hate him

[ivory pilot]

oh acha

[frozen dew]

Salman khan tweet

[ivory pilot]

konsi

[frozen dew]

Doesn't matter yaar

[frozen dew]

Voh karta rehta h na

Purane wale hi

[ivory pilot]

wrong tag

[frozen dew]

Lol

[ivory pilot]

oh acha

[frozen dew]

Chii yr

Potato

[ivory pilot]

🤣

[frozen dew]

Kya Ganda h bhai

[ivory pilot]

arey tu bech mein aa gaya

[flint dagger]

draft work

is

Stressful

[golden ermine]

kya hua

[frozen dew]

Lol

[golden ermine]

ye h ganda

kala mota suar

bina nahaye vid call krta h

aur gan hilata h

[ivory pilot]

toh galti se reply button tujhe tab gaya

[frozen dew]

Haa h to wese

[frozen dew]

Are koi na

Lol

[shy garnet]

ek reel bhejta. dekhna

[ivory pilot]

moti ho rhi tu thoda kam khaya kr

[golden ermine]

ok

[golden ermine]

kuch kehre h patli hori

tu kehra h moti

[ivory pilot]

❤️

[golden ermine]

ek decie kro

[frozen dew]

Ho rhi h? Ye to pehle se thi moti

[ivory pilot]

pic bhej

[golden ermine]

tere bhosde se kam moti hu

chal

[golden ermine]

abi to dek tha tune

[topaz drift]

kisi se krwale kaam

[ivory pilot]

pet nhi dekha

[frozen dew]

Haha

[golden ermine]

acha balley dance krti hu

[ivory pilot]

shakal se thodi pata chalta hai belly dikha

[frozen dew]

Nikhil aaj to subah se vc

Kuch h kya aaj

[ivory pilot]

good

[golden ermine]

theeke naa terese kam moti hu

[frozen dew]

Thursday h

Lond

[golden ermine]

aur m dance krleti hu bat kjhatm

[ivory pilot]

mein tere se patla hu

[golden ermine]

brispitvar

sbse ganda hot h

isdin nakhoon aur bal ni dhote

[frozen dew]

😭😭 kitne time baad suna ye sabd

[golden ermine]

naa kattte

[golden ermine]

me to har brispit yhi bolti hu

[frozen dew]

Esa kuch nhi hota hai

[ivory pilot]

bhai aaj biryani khaunga

[golden ermine]

🤕

[tender garden]

Madarchod

Kya garmi hai bahar

Chakkar aare

[frozen dew]

Uncal log bolte h

[ivory pilot]

bahot ho gya

[frozen dew]

Unc

Ho

[golden ermine]

me b ni manti pr hindus m hota h mere frnd krte

[tender garden]

Gharme leta chakkar agya mc

Itni garmi

@outer gale bsdk

[frozen dew]

Haa mere gharpe hi hota h par m ni manta

[tender garden]

Dehradun m room hai tera?

[golden ermine]

oh aisa me to unkal hu

[outer gale]

idhar bhi garmi h

marr rha hu

[frozen dew]

Pata h shyad muje

[golden ermine]

ew ghar walo ko smjhao

[tender garden]

Job

[golden ermine]

abe bhak

[frozen dew]

Muje peet dete h

[tender garden]

Room hai ?

Mai dehradun aara tere room pe rahunga

[frozen dew]

Bina bataye karlo jo karna hai

[golden ermine]

job to aise bolta h jaise sb khreed lega

[outer gale]

acha mc

[tender garden]

Pahado pe chadhenge roj ek beer

Ke saath

[golden ermine]

room m balcony h ?

[tender garden]

Abb merse ni raha jaara

Lucknow m

Garmi m

[golden ermine]

🤕 lucknow k golgappe

[tender garden]

Ya toh mai uth jaunga iss garmi

[frozen dew]

Damn up to bahut garam ho rh hoga

[tender garden]

Arey gand fat gyi hai

[golden ermine]

lucknow m kis nawab ghar raju hai

[tender garden]

Din m gaadi leke bahar nikal jaao

Maa chud jaati

[golden ermine]

same m b up m agyi hu

wapas jaungi yr

[flint dagger]

karo fir

[golden ermine]

[frozen dew]

Oye tamil nadu m thi na???

South m kahin

[topaz drift]

mai to terese bada kaamchor hu

[golden ermine]

han telangana

[flint dagger]

konsa job

[golden ermine]

are dadu up rehte

[tender garden]

Bhen ka lund up hai ki venus

Itna garam

[golden ermine]

to up m hu

[tender garden]

Corporate majdoori

[golden ermine]

but muje up jyada psnd h hindi bolskte h

[frozen dew]

Ohhh wahn se yhn is crazy

[wraith hound]

Gartic

[frozen dew]

Leh

[tender garden]

Hindi ni awadhi bolte hai

[frozen dew]

Aagyi

[tender garden]

Up m

[frozen dew]

Mummy

[wraith hound]

Hijdi

[frozen dew]

Soti rehti h bass

Mummy to

Aur game khilvalo

[golden ermine]

are yaha brij bolte h thori me brij k pas rehti

[tender garden]

Bol pe wahi ajau koi company hai achi udhar?

Job keliye

[wraith hound]

Haa teri maa kar deti yaha kaam

[golden ermine]

up m to bundelkhandi b bolte h

[wraith hound]

Aur konsa game khelte dekh liya gandu

[golden ermine]

pune jao

[outer gale]

linkdin dekh

[tender garden]

Up m bahot kuch bolte hai

[frozen dew]

Daamlod to kar rh th

[tender garden]

Room kitna bada hai tera?

[wraith hound]

Konsi

[frozen dew]

Tui karega na

[golden ermine]

ahh business tha dadu k dadu ka to vhi h sb india m fail gye idhar udhar
kyuki ek jaagah rehke busines kabi grow ni hota

[outer gale]

akele ke liye more than enough

[frozen dew]

Abey jb vc aaya th

[ivory pilot]

kya chal raha hai pencho

[golden ermine]

so my dad went south

[wraith hound]

Ni teri real id wali maa

[ivory pilot]

@golden ermine vc aa

[wraith hound]

Acha haa

[golden ermine]

toilet jitna

[wraith hound]

Ni kari but

[golden ermine]

papa aagye yar samne khare h kaam krware mujse

[wraith hound]

Pragmata karra tha

[frozen dew]

Abey to tum to job hona

[flint dagger]

night shift pe jate ho kya

[golden ermine]

kharbooja kaatde ,,uf ye patriarchy

[tender garden]

Bhai Mann ni krta kabhi kabhi job pe jaane ka

[wraith hound]

Phir socha abhi free ni hu ni khel paunga

[tender garden]

Fir salary yaad ajatu

[golden ermine]

merep yes

[frozen dew]

Kyuni ki bataiyo aur record hogya

[ivory pilot]

kaisi beti hai kaam kyu nhi kr rhi

[frozen dew]

Fir kya dadu ka business

[tender garden]

Haa aur 5-6 baje neend aati aur ghar aata hu toh neend hi ni aati

[golden ermine]

krrdia

[ivory pilot]

toh fir aa bhai

[wraith hound]

Ni raftaar ke show ki entry record karra tha usme din nikal ga

[tender garden]

Abe yaar tarbooz khaane ka Mann hora

Iski maa ki garmi

[frozen dew]

Karli voh??

[golden ermine]

vo ab koi ni dekta mere dad n business chnge krlia unka business thap hogya lol

[wraith hound]

Yes submit bhi kar di

[tender garden]

@outer gale ek watermelon insta mart se mangwa de paise wapis krwa dunga

[golden ermine]

are but abi roti sekungi

[high pewter]

yoooooo

[ivory pilot]

achi baat h

[golden ermine]

islie to inlogo ko muje busines ni dena @frozen dew ye log business ko acha ni mante

[frozen dew]

Change hi karlia poora

[outer gale]

tmkc

[tender garden]

Kisi ko Instamart se order krke refund lena ho toh btana merko sop pata hai

[shy garnet]

dm

[outer gale]

tu 700 bhej bhejta hu tarbuz

[tender garden]

Bsdk 100% paise wapis krwa dunga

[frozen dew]

Bhej 😋😋

[tender garden]

Usime kaam krta hu

Sop pata hai saari

[golden ermine]

bhai me aungi abi mere kal cousin aane wale h aj papa k bday h
to abi jaungi to chillayenge kahenge bs phone p bat karalo

[wraith hound]

Ltv 🤭

[tender garden]

[golden ermine]

brown parents

[frozen dew]

Kyuki tum ni kar paoge shyad isiliye ji dere 😢😢

[tender garden]

@outer gale gym se aake protein baar aise hi khata hu free k

🤣

[ivory pilot]

my life my rules bol kr dekh

[outer gale]

[golden ermine]

yeah unko jroort ni h meri mummy govt job m h to aise hi ab tym pass busines krte h

[frozen dew]

Edit karna pada ye bi

[golden ermine]

are bhai krna parta h my lyf my rules sirf bahar chalte h ghar m nhi

[frozen dew]

Tum abhi bhi krte ho job

[wraith hound]

Bol bhi kon hijda rha hai

[golden ermine]

are mere papa ko lgta h faltu hota h idhar udar bs baat kro deal kro shanti se job kro ghar ao

[frozen dew]

Ss pe dhikade ni to

[golden ermine]

abi to shuru ki h

[ivory pilot]

try karke dekh aur cam ko chupa kar rakh reaction dekhna h mujhe 😋

[golden ermine]

benchod meri umar nikal gyi kya ,, puchra tum abi b krte ho

[wraith hound]

Kya dikha du

[frozen dew]

Entry legacy ki

[golden ermine]

lmao mere papa baniyan m dikjayege

bahahaha

[tender garden]

Abe toh tu 30 saal ki hai

Discord pe bethi hai

[golden ermine]

bhai ye admiyo p banyan k alawa kuch ni hota

[ivory pilot]

hahahaha

[golden ermine]

? 21 ki hu bhosdi

[tender garden]

Mai ni pehnta hu baniyan

[frozen dew]

Business me paise bhi jyada hai wese and pehle wali job bass up aane ki wajah se chod di?

[ivory pilot]

same bhai

mein nhi pehnta baniyan

sirf shirt ke andar pehnta hu

[prime zinc]

[golden ermine]

chi

[wraith hound]

Ss kyu dekhna hai gandu

[golden ermine]

🤕 nhi chori gandu abi wfh chalra

abi to join ki h abi kaise chordungi

[frozen dew]

Abey screen share pe

[prime zinc]

[ivory pilot]

kya chi

tu bra nhi pehti?

[golden ermine]

banyan se sweat absorb hots

[ivory pilot]

mein ne chii bola?

[golden ermine]

nhi banyan

[frozen dew]

😯 ohh shift hogyi

[ivory pilot]

achi lagti h

[golden ermine]

kya shift mera phle b hybrid hi h

2 din jati hu

[golden ermine]

rupa ki banyan pehanti hu

jisse rupa nhi pehan paye

[frozen dew]

Telangana se updown

😢

[golden ermine]

💀 bhai tu kita pgl h

[frozen dew]

Bahut actually

[golden ermine]

tu kuch krta dharta b h

aise hi nallapana

kuch krr tujhme akal ni ari h

islie

kaam kroge to ajayegi

[frozen dew]

Mera cllg shuru ni hua

😕

[golden ermine]

to shuru krr

[spiral hamlet]

kartik

[golden ermine]

aur bhaga daal

[crisp frost]

I am asking them how is the vibe

[golden ermine]

sadak p leja

[frozen dew]

Okay

[frozen dew]

Abhi jara

[crisp frost]

Bennet killed it

[spiral hamlet]

kidhar

[crisp frost]

@digital plover aaj holiday?

[flint dagger]

wow toh basically aap struggle krre ho

[flint dagger]

Karkeeee dooo

[prime zinc]

Jab tak

Mai duaaon sa

Sau dafa tujhe pdh na loo

[topaz drift]

noiiii

[prime zinc]

Bc kya hi gaana hai

@flint dagger ice apple

[wraith hound]

Nah

[frozen dew]

Bestboyshub ciggerate video

[tender garden]

20s m sab struggle hi krte hai unless rich kid like @golden ermine

[north palm]

vc aa

[hallow river]

Hello

[north palm]

sirf 20 ni

poori life

[prime zinc]

@ivory pilot Rajnikanth ka clip dekh , voting time wala

[grim shore]

aab toh aagaya wapis Ghar, goa was good

[north palm]

@tender garden

😭

[topaz drift]

@tender garden

[tender garden]

Battery low

Baadme aaung

[topaz drift]

pc se aa

[tender garden]

Aunga

Pc ni kholra abhi

[north palm]

charge mai laga le

[golden ermine]

me b struggle krri hu until i find rich hubby

[tender garden]

@north palm

Good match

[topaz drift]

@outer gale

[north palm]

ameer ladka tere se kyu shadi krega

[golden ermine]

🤕 sorry me chmar ni hu

[prime zinc]

@outer gale

[golden ermine]

mere gharwale dahej denge

[outer gale]

tmkc bhadwo

[tender garden]

@north palm

[prime zinc]

[tender garden]

Abe toh dahej se personality thodi change hojaegi teri

[north palm]

abe rhegi to tu whi insan na

dahej se kya hoga

[tender garden]

Wahi

[golden ermine]

insan to m badiya hu muje lga meri income dekke ameer shadi ni krega

[north palm]

1 truck aur 1 wagon r milega ladke ko

[ivory pilot]

idhar aa rishi tere mama kuttam kumar singh ki id mil gyi

[prime zinc]

Ho rutheya khuda khuda

[topaz drift]

ye dahej wahi dete jinka product defected hota hai

[tender garden]

Sasur ne fortuner di thi suhagrat waale din pata chala kyu di

[prime zinc]

[ivory pilot]

@golden ermine papa se baat ho gyi toh aaja

[golden ermine]

ab aja

ruk headphone dhundh lati hu jab tk ajaa

[ivory pilot]

aaja

[golden ermine]

bhosdike space ni h

[tender garden]

Abe Teri shakal dekh ke ameer shaadi ni krega

Income toh dur ki baat h

[golden ermine]

ok

[north palm]

vc aa

lwde

[tender garden]

Abhi ni

[golden ermine]

chootmariko wali baaten krwalo bs inse

[tender garden]

Charge krra hu

[tender garden]

@north palm

[north palm]

abe powerbank gaand mai daal lia kya

[tender garden]

Power bank use hi ni krta

Discharged hai

[north palm]

kr fir

charge mai lagake aa

[tender garden]

Bahar gaya tha tab use Kiya tha

Abhi ni aunga bsdk

[topaz drift]

bahane dekh lo iske

[tender garden]

Abhi cutie se baat krra hu

[north palm]

kyu gaand fat gyi kya dev se

[tender garden]

😡

Dev ki mkc

[flint dagger]

sahi baat h

[tender garden]

Darta hu kya usse

[tender garden]

Piliya nimbu oaani6

[flint dagger]

bad manners nikhil

[north palm]

@outer gale

[flint dagger]

Hn

[tender garden]

Aur teri bhi mkc

[outer gale]

bhagwaan iski maa ko bhi de

[flint dagger]

Pet kharb hoga hi hoga

Dekhliyo

[north palm]

teri ma ko ni mili kya

[tender garden]

Kyu😡😡

[topaz drift]

manners are meant to be bad

[outer gale]

baap ke lund se paida hua h bsdka

[tender garden]

Teri maa ko dedi thi

[prime zinc]

Hum tere pyaar mein saara aalam

[tender garden]

Tubhi wahi se aya hai

[north palm]

to teri ma kya gaddha leke chal rhi wha

[tender garden]

Kho bethee

[prime zinc]

Sun na diet coke lene jaunga payment krde

[outer gale]

maine too bola hi nhi sale

[prime zinc]

[tender garden]

Sun na diet coke lene jaunga payment krde@flint dagger

[prime zinc]

[tender garden]

Tu bol bhi ni skta

[prime zinc]

Bhaii

[tender garden]

Aukat m rha kr

[topaz drift]

🍆

[prime zinc]

Lg jaa gale

Ke phir ye Haseen raat ho na ho

[flint dagger]

😡😡mai kyu karu tu mera kon lgta h

[flint dagger]

Hoga 😡😡 ganda h tu

[flint dagger]

Ok hi nikhillll

[tender garden]

Karde yaar for humanity

[flint dagger]

I am inhumane

[tender garden]

Chii yaar

[tender garden]

Kiss angle se ganda hu

[topaz drift]

ok hiii uno

[tender garden]

😡

[prime zinc]

Jee bhar ke dekh li jiye

Hum ko kareeb se

[flint dagger]

Har angle se

[flint dagger]

hiii nikhillll

[flint dagger]

Tu hai chii

😡

[tender garden]

Tumhari soch choti hai

😡

I'm very good

[flint dagger]

Tumhari soch ekdm neeche hai

😡😡

Bauni soch h

[topaz drift]

jaa kaam krle pehle , clg ki chutti mar rhi bina matlab

[flint dagger]

kar hi rhi hu chatgpt processing time m yaha chat krri

[tender garden]

I'm 6'2

😡

[flint dagger]

Aalaas aarhi h yr 😭 itni garmi m bahar kaise jauu

[flint dagger]

Soch apki 3'2 pe rukgyi 😡😡

[topaz drift]

chii , chota sa kaam bhi chatgpt se krwa le

[tender garden]

Kamse kam teri tarah 5'2 toh ni hai

[dull thistle]

Helloo

[topaz drift]

[prime zinc]

Aa raha hai hota hai pilla

[tender garden]

Nikhil lawde

[tender garden]

Nimbu lene gaya tha gand jal gyi

[topaz drift]

rissi lodu

[dull thistle]

Ghumne ki achhi place bata do koi...

[topaz drift]

bhagalpur

[tender garden]

Ghumne ki

Bihar

Best

One of the best tourist place

In india

[dull thistle]

Bihar ke esa kya h...?

[tender garden]

Bihar m hi sab kuch hai

[dull thistle]

Ye kaha pe h?

[dawn panther]

Rishi ki mummy bihar se thi

[tender garden]

Teue

True

[tender garden]

Bihar m

[dull thistle]

To rishi kaha se h?

[tender garden]

Lucknow se hu

[dawn panther]

Luckhnow

[tender garden]

Nawabon ke seher

[dawn panther]

Ka suar

[dull thistle]

To uske liye me Bihar ghumne jau...

[tender garden]

Tera maa suar h

[shy garnet]

mountain ya beach person?

[tender garden]

Aur kya

[dawn panther]

Teri maa bihari suar

[tender garden]

Mummy dekhne keliye egypt jaate log

Tum Bihar ni jaa skti?

[dawn panther]

Haan rishi ki maa ki business branch hai waha

[dull thistle]

Dono...

[maiden fjord]

[tender garden]

Haaa kuki jaiso ka lund kaat ke unhe napunsak bnate hai humari company m

[shy garnet]

peaceful ya happening place pasand?

[dawn panther]

Usi kte hue lund se khelti hai

[dull thistle]

Muje vo mummy nii dekhni...

[dawn panther]

Burrchatta khi ka

[tender garden]

Diet coke lene Jaa rha hu payment krde @flint dagger

[topaz drift]

dunno

[tender garden]

Itni garmi m trip krni hi kyu hai?

[dawn panther]

Maa baap bna leta hai sbko

[tender garden]

Month end m yahi Krna padta

Bc salary aate hi ayashi chod deta hu

[dull thistle]

Kyu nii karni....itni bhi garmi nii h...

[dull thistle]

Place bata do.....

[tender garden]

Itni bhi garmi nii hai?😭😭😭

[dawn panther]

Jis din teri job jayegi tab baat krenge details me

[tender garden]

Ek baar lucknow m gaadi chala ke dekho din k

M

[shy garnet]

goa+mahabaleshwar. Been to mumbai?

[tender garden]

Job nahi jaegi

[dawn panther]

POSH lgega terpe

100%

[flint dagger]

Cancel hogisss

[tender garden]

I don't talk to girls in my office

Only work and home

[dawn panther]

Ek gand pe rehpta marana yhi hgta firega

[tender garden]

Facts h

[dawn panther]

Jhuth bolta hai

Madarchod 😡

[tender garden]

Mat maan

[dull thistle]

Mumbai to pura ghumna h muje....

[dawn panther]

Khaa maa kasam

[tender garden]

Maa kasam office m ni krta baat kisise

[shy garnet]

toh start with mumbai

[dawn panther]

Maa mardi 🥺

[tender garden]

They ain't worthy enough

[tender garden]

Zinda hai bethi mere saamne

[novel heart]

Hello

[dawn panther]

Diksha kha se aayi asman se giri thi

[novel heart]

Koi hain?

[shy garnet]

shhhhh

koi hai

[dawn panther]

Real walli

[dull thistle]

Vaha pe me matheran aayi thi...

[tender garden]

Office m thi abb chhor di present ki baat krra hu

[novel heart]

😔😔

[maiden fjord]

hi

[dawn panther]

Namaste bolde mera

[maiden fjord]

kuki\

[prime zinc]

[shy garnet]

acha. Orissa is also gud. Mumbai mei ye time garmi+traffic..kam time milega

[tender garden]

Uttarakhand chale jaao

Rishikesh

Best

Kedarnath trek krlo

[prime zinc]

Bc garmi

[tender garden]

Tungnath trek

[prime zinc]

Hi aawwryan

Kuchupuchu

[tender garden]

Rafting krlo

[shy garnet]

shaam mei thoda thanda hoga lekin traffic high..dohper ki heat unbearable par no traffic

[dull thistle]

Ashwin puri raat jagta h kya?

[tender garden]

Pahado pe hi jeevan hai

[maiden fjord]

ashwin bhai ap mat bolo

ap ladki nhi ho

[dull thistle]

Aap traveller ho?

[dawn panther]

Hllo

[prime zinc]

Nhi toh

[shy garnet]

nai. Mei mumbai mei rehta

[icy gulch]

Yo

[dull thistle]

Right...

[dawn panther]

Bklode

[prime zinc]

Thik @flint dagger bolde isko

[flint dagger]

😡😡 m kyu karu

[tender garden]

Mai toh kehta trek krlo koi acha wala iss time pe best

[tender garden]

Ashwin keliye kr skti mere liye ni?

[flint dagger]

kya cheez

[dawn panther]

Ye ek toh saare simp agye iss server me bkl

[maiden fjord]

mujhe bhi kr de fir

[dull thistle]

Nii iss time pe trek nii hota....garmi h...

[flint dagger]

Eh Chi ashwin ko kb kari maine

[prime zinc]

Kuchupuxh

[tender garden]

Abe pahado pe konsi garmi? Abhi @north palm krke aya trek mast snow

[maiden fjord]

@dusty thunder @topaz drift @prime zinc

[tender garden]

Normally baat krne ko simp ni kehte gawar

[dawn panther]

Ladki se baat mt krlena text edit krke dm bhejduga

[dawn panther]

Tmkc

Chinaar

[topaz drift]

acha lode

[maiden fjord]

[tender garden]

Abe thoda sa gandu hai kya baat dekh pehle kya bolra

[dull thistle]

Thik h dekhungi...

[prime zinc]

Sir aap apna naam add krna bhul gye

[topaz drift]

abse mai simp

jo krna hai krle kuki laude

[maiden fjord]

hai na , sbse pehle

[dawn panther]

Mai bhejduga tag mt krdena kisi female ko ab

😡💢

[maiden fjord]

hi shruti

[tender garden]

Okay

[dull thistle]

Hello

[dawn panther]

Stay loyal

[maiden fjord]

office mein kaam nhi hai kya aj

[tender garden]

Lode aisi koi baat hi ni ki jisse loyalty jaa ri ho?

[dull thistle]

Break chal raha h...

[tender garden]

Dm thodi krra hu kisiko

[dawn panther]

Krni bhi nhi koi baat nhi krni merko strict instructions hai

[tender garden]

[dull thistle]

Hii kuki...

[tender garden]

Acha lode

[brittle mesa]

[maiden fjord]

some n g ga said momo

[tender garden]

Who said momo

Bklund

[shy garnet]

wah

[brittle mesa]

Why are u guys ranting

[dawn panther]

Hi 👋😊

[dull thistle]

Kuki shadi kab kar rahe ho!...@dawn panther

[tender garden]

[prime zinc]

Moment

[tender garden]

Kuki shaadi?

[prime zinc]

Kya hua

[tender garden]

[dawn panther]

Soon

[maiden fjord]

jox

[prime zinc]

Tera wada

[maiden fjord]

lun mera

[tender garden]

Ye kuki bacha bigad gaya hai iss server m aake

Simp bngya hai ye

Pehle aisa ni tha

[dawn panther]

Teri maa ki bahu ki saas ki gend

[tender garden]

U

Aishhole

[maiden fjord]

rishi office nhi hai kya aj

[tender garden]

Raat ko hai

Sojata hu thoda

Gudnite

[flint dagger]

tujhe toh jab tu woh kaam krega tbhi karungi

[flint dagger]

nhi abb @maiden fjord kuchupuchu nhi h badmash h

[maiden fjord]

bhoool ja fir tu

[topaz drift]

ye kaamchor ladkiya

[maiden fjord]

ab

[flint dagger]

Tu bhool ja paise

[topaz drift]

bechare aryan jaise ladko se apna kaam nilakwati rehti

[flint dagger]

nhi hogyiiii 😋😋

hogisss kaaam

[topaz drift]

arre wah

[maiden fjord]

tu bhoolne kaha degi

[topaz drift]

congrats

[maiden fjord]

abe laude

[topaz drift]

[flint dagger]

🤣🤣🤣woh kaha krra kuch

[tender garden]

Diet coke pilado

Koi

[flint dagger]

Yesss Maine khud kari hai bhai baithke

[tender garden]

Garmi hori

[flint dagger]

yeh bhi h

Nimbu pani piya nhi tu?

[topaz drift]

coding kab kregi ?

[tender garden]

Usse ni gyi

Aur pyaas lagri

[flint dagger]

soja

[flint dagger]

coding kyu karu abb

[tender garden]

Ek diet coke sponsor ni kr skte

Lanat hai

[topaz drift]

koi bhi field ho , coding sab krte hai

[tender garden]

Aise desh ke yuva pe

[topaz drift]

bc commerce wale bhi kr rhe hai

[dawn panther]

22 ke lode

[flint dagger]

vaise toh hogyi na coding

[tender garden]

Coding toh ab bache bhi krte hai

[flint dagger]

ek ml system ka project tha

usika doc bana rhi thi

[dawn panther]

Salary se tattoo banwaye yhi hogga
Bnaya bhi chutiya hai ekdum

[topaz drift]

achiyaaa

[tender garden]

Abe acha tattoo

Hai

[topaz drift]

github link bhejna

[tender garden]

Lofe

Lode

[topaz drift]

mai apne github pe dal dunga

[dawn panther]

Ghnta

Chamar sa tattoo hai

Kisi se puchle

[golden ermine]

lol itni sari workshops hoti h 1 rupee ki unka koib project dalde

ml ka

[tender garden]

Abhi heal ni hua

#pictures

[topaz drift]

bana banaya chahiye na

[golden ermine]

kaggle ka dekle hyafir

[tender garden]

Heal hojaega toh acha dikhega aur

[maiden fjord]

nhi abhi nhi, pina padega shyd

[topaz drift]

lemme see

[golden ermine]

vo bana banaya hota h bs sath bethke tumko code krate h to tumko acha ajata h

[tender garden]

Care ni krta mai tattoo ki

[topaz drift]

ohh

[flint dagger]

meaning kya h tattoo ka

[golden ermine]

kaggle ml aur data sceicne ka portal h

[tender garden]

Cybersigilism bolte hai isko

[flint dagger]

Tu ganne k juice pile

[maiden fjord]

meaning less

[golden ermine]

ml se kuch ni hoga milta ni h company m role ml . ai ka

[maiden fjord]

kal peeya tha

[dawn panther]

Geng geng

[tender garden]

Abe heal hojaye fir dekhna

Cybersigilism hai

Tum ni smjhoge

[maiden fjord]

exam dene jana chahiye ab

[flint dagger]

Fail mt hona beta

Chatgpt toh samajh jayegi

Cybersigilism

[topaz drift]

dsa hi krna padega sirf

[maiden fjord]

Back ke paise bhar diyo

[flint dagger]

Aaj bhi peeele

[flint dagger]

naak mt katwa meri ache se diyo exam

[maiden fjord]

Change na hai

[flint dagger]

brooo 😭 yeh files tbse finaldoc finalfinaldoc

itna save krri

[dawn panther]

Same

[maiden fjord]

Height choti hai teri

[golden ermine]

vhi ghisna dsa hi parega
but skills sirf growth m kaam ati h naukri m to dsa hi chiye

[topaz drift]

butki

[tender garden]

[dawn panther]

Bauni

[tender garden]

Bauni

[flint dagger]

naak badi h meri 😡😡😡

[dawn panther]

Bachi

[topaz drift]

ye to shi point hai

[flint dagger]

Abey oo

[dawn panther]

Miniature

[tender garden]

Bachi

Miniature

[dawn panther]

Small update

[topaz drift]

nakchadi

[flint dagger]

Male sapiens chup raho

[tender garden]

Chota packet

[dawn panther]

Lite version of human

[flint dagger]

Height k baat h toh sab aagye bolne

[topaz drift]

unati bauni

[flint dagger]

Mandhbudhii log

[tender garden]

Insaan buana ho aur feminist na ho

[flint dagger]

nakchadi nice name

[tender garden]

Aisa ni hota

[topaz drift]

nice nickname

[golden ermine]

maine b 2 ml hi banaye the projects
but me select archimate se hui