#general-chat
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Kyu paratha ko gym krwate hai kya pehle?
oh thnkq
Ye Aina
abhi mein ne jaise bola ki mein ghumne jaunga toh sab kehne lag gaye humme bhi jana h
Hi baby
healthy sirf gym wala hota kya
healthy bina gym ka hota
gym ka admi to chootiya hota
protein rich food
hy
Hey @golden ermine can I be yo homelander 
toh aab pure family trip karna hai india tour
usne muje bulaya bhosdi
Be mine
if u eat pork
Acha
Pork
mne krli kabki
Saggy will eat me?
only lakshdeep rehgya h
i hate u follow islam im from tcs
@north palm PS5 lena hai dilado babu
tu mere idhar kab aayi?
Bkl job Teri hai
tit will eat me
Tu dila mujhe
@north palm Congo bro
ps5 kya m dyson lena h meko too
PS5 aane jitni salary ni milti
? wtf itna to greebi mt dikao dc prr
itna b kon greeb hota h
atleast earn 50k per month else u r garbage
I'm happy garbage
starve
chi kalwe
bro being so much poor still able to manage trip for 30k
udhar liya hoga
jo woh nahi lautayega
ohno
why you guys bullying him
udhar kon deta h ajkl gan deke udhar leta ??
so sweet
mne apne dost ki flight book ki thi ahemdabad to delhi
usk bad uski death hogyi
i wonder how u taste
usk bad meri kabi 2 rupee dene ki himmat ni bachi h
Jaa na
😭 tuje serious ni lgra
toh kya deti ho ab
sirf muft ki raai
30k ki trip toh kr hi skta hai insaan 6nmahine m
oh jao jao maze kro
next 6 mnths k bad ps5 lelena
yeh badhi achi baat hai dekho the best thing that is free of cost
ps5 k bad games m b paisa invet krna parega
Gta 6 aara gai
chalta hai bhay as long as you are happy its okay
Hai
😀 bye
Kaise lu

Only 50k in 2026?
Yess yess jitni salary hai utne m I'm happy
Tattoo krwa liya penchoo
4k ka
Haath pe
good for youu

bhuk lag rahi yar
eat smth
you?🥲
nope
bura*
yep
kaha se hai aap
likha hai roles mai
bhai mei naya hun discord pe,,,roles bagera mai nahi jaanta
i only know holes🥲
acha
kya?
arey roles kya hota haiii
you click the profile picture and it shows
rehne de
hai
Hello
haan bhai bata
Hi
so jao bhaii,,,
Night shift ke baad subah neend aana band hogyi
Din m aaegi
2 baje
Garmi m mc second floor pe
Gand fat jaati
kya kaan karte ho bhai aisa
gaand dete ho kya🥲?
Daal chawal khake chhaas pike so jana
bhai m*th maarke sona hota hai
Alag dimension me chale jaoge

fir teesri aakhein khul jaati hai,dimension gaya bhaad mai
Haaa
Aaj ni sounga
Movie jaana hai
4 baje
kaunsi?
The mummy
Ooho
Achha mereko ye batao koi backrooms ke loye interested hai?
Backrooms m backshots?
yeh badiya hai
Backrooms bhai
Liminal space haib
hanji interesting toh hai
backrooms ka game?
They used instupendo's 6 47 for the opening 😭 im blessed
kaunsi bhasa hai bhai yeh
insta ke pedofiles ko bolte hai na instuendo
Are chacha instupendo ek music artist ka naam hai my fav❤️🩹
kisine beef dekha??
Burger me?
hn
Haan
Uff im too vegetarian to see that
same
but sadly i had to see
bcz eberywhere ws beef only
and iwas not aware of it
Ulti aati hai mujhe
i covered my nose and cam outside of that ugly road
fr
Ayyoo ❤️🩹
show ki baat kar rha hu
lmao

Koi bhi backrooms ke liye excited nahi 
show?
ha
bhaut phele dekha tah
s2 aaya hai
achha show tha from what i recall
s1 mei story khatam nai ho gayi thi kya
naye characters hai ya purane wale he hai?
anthology hai
Backroom hai kya
horror survival
Phone?
Hi
Is bar kaun aarha fir bengal me ? Mamta didi ya bjp ?
Bjp ofc
Mamta hi ayegi cause log chutiye hai thorese

Obviously Mamta Didi

Logo ko samjhao thoda


Bjp ka scene hai isbaar


Influencer banjao aur sabko manipulate krdo
Lag to wahi rha hai
Morning
100% hai
I
Shayla
good morning


Shadi iski horhi gaonwali se
Bihari
Kiss gaaon waali se hori be
New cm tumko hi bana denge wo
Abhishek sharma ki century dekhi kal ?
Gaonwali se hi hoyegi na tu tabela chalata hai jo
No mamta will kill me
Haa mere tabele mai bhains ka role tu krti hai
Gayi bhais paani me
Gyi shayla paani m
Mamta ko heart attack kyu nahi aajata ? 
Shayla mere 250 rupay wapis kab krogi
Risi Teri to mai

Hes so in love ki
uski wali bhains usse sab mai dikhne lagi hai

Teri mai
Saggy tittryyy
Us?
Yes
Hi nickel

Only way she going
Hi
@lusty mantle nice pfp 

Hi , 👋

Bhatura paaji
thenku

Bhay Mamta didi hai to hot
this too shall pass
@topaz drift nice pfp
Keso ho
Didi aur hot sath me bol rha 
Uska surname didi hi to hai na? 
Professor yeh bolta toh smjh aata, tu?

Mamta banerjee

aba jaba dabba
Acha hn Banerjee
Ye mera copy kyu kara , khane ka pfp 

Nahi dekha maine blocked hai ye toh

Ye to me 2 saal pahle banata tha breakfast
how is this copy
Aree 
Achiyaaa
Khud ka kuch ni iska sab dusro ka chepta 
That’s ew
@crisp hamlet sir mujhe urgent 1000 ki zarrurat hai........mene aapko ek video bhi bheji hai kisike rote hue, maybe aap bhejdo 😁
Vdiya Vdiya tussi dsso
Ye bc oats se bekar chiz nahi hogi duniya me
Tu bhi toh mera pfp copy kr ta
Hai na bhindi ki sabzi
yes, copyright thode na hai jese bhnagliyo ne rosogolla bas bolte hai but orginal to odissa hai

Hi bhatt
Tune meri Kari 
Walaikumasslam
Bhindi ko to food hi consider nhi krta mai
Ji aap?
noice noice, me bhi mast
No maine lagayi thi and u chorified it
True sabse bkwas sabzi
That's True 
Khichi kisne 
Ye bhi "kuch bhi " kaun hai bc insta pe req bhej raha

Kya haal hai bhaijaan
mere dost ne
Achha


@north palm iski fake id hai
Ladkiyo ko harasss krta hai ye
Ulti aajati agar thali me dikh jaye to
Haal Achche hain Meri Bahen
Hello ji
Hi peeke
Inshallah
Kaniya east
Kanye West
Soya chunks kha rha hu regular , agar man boob's aajaye to ?

Hi I'm regular
Hi I am irregular
Sahi hai fir
Oats 🥞
Pan cakes khaane hai
Ajtak ni khaye
🥞
Movies m hi dekha hai
22 saal ke hogye pancakes ni khaa paaye

Gareebi humne dekhi hai
idhar kya chal raha
Us
Hastmaithun
Hn
ghar par bana le

chi namard


ok
Ye jokes kitne sun liye bhai Maine
koun si joke?
Lekin aap ho kaun
Mai Allah ka banda hu
chat mein koi risii ko kyu nhi janta h
Kanye west
kya joke h?
I'm the joke
isme kya joke h
pls batao
True
Fine
ohhhh acha pyaari "kanyaaa" nice joke hahahahahahaha

Maarungi
Kanye North
Kanye south
Maine thodi maara bhai

Andheri West
Perfect
kisne bola phir hahahahahaha
Nalasopara naam rkhlo pk apna
breakfast hota h ye
Sabke naam bataun ab aapko
chini k cheele khaye h
Aage badho bhai
vahi hote h pancakes
Tumhare jaise ameer ni hu na
abey hum to cheeni k cheele khate
kaha to
Abe wo toh khaaye hai
Lekin ye Risi hai kaun
rude ho rhi ho aap bye!!
pancake sb chootad chiz h
Pancakes wo ni hote gawar
yo babe
ik that bro khaya h mne but chini k cheele jyada tasty lgte
Allah ka banda hu
usika ek form h vo b ye sb indian chiz jyada badiya lgti
Achaa
meeting h 10 min m
Byee hunhh
jab tk mango khaleti hu
mein kr lu? 
Muslim logon ko aise impress karte ho kya
Ignore kro baki female ppl ki trh
ameer greeb kuch ni hota
padhai kro acha kamao aur kya
ek din ke liye aina ban jata hu
apni gan khuja le phle
Abe isme kya impress 😭😭
yo (u ll get so many dms then)
Done ji
chup
Sunle lode @dawn panther
ek banda bolta h tum kuch workout krti ho kya
tumhari body ekdom shape m h
sunke hi hasi aagyi jorse
chalega
Hii
mein ne suna hai ladkiya zyda haas deti hai toh moot deti h
hey
( mmne bhut bar kia h lmao)
tuje kaise pta chaala
agar susu thori bhari hui h to tapak jati h
🤣
@dawn panther Abe ye bta tu thoda sa mentally ill hai kya?
apni ex ko yahi bola tha kya
har vc par moot deti h pata hi h
mne ek bar taiji k sofe p moot dia tha
naa bhai
lmaooooooooo
are hasne se mote hote h islie m moti hu
reason hi yhi h
m hasti bhut hu
Kaise hooo
achha achha fir theek h
yep
bored, u say
Good morning pineapple
Hasne se paad ajati hai tiger Shroff reference
wow yr reference game to badda strong hai aapka
bhai kabhi tune khada hokar moota hai?
Ni toh kya hua
ye sirf admio ka problem h
aurto m ni hota
Sameee
never heard this thing
Kya hi kru
han public toilets m
Abe ye bta tu thoda sa mentally ill hai kya?
Yes, anime dekh raha me
kaise?
@dusty thunder ladko ko paad maarni ni aati
urination device ata h stand and pee ka
agra mental hospital permanent patient hai
legs mein nhi gira?
Genwin
ew padokde
ohh haan dekha h
mere nahi hai gas ki problem
nhi tu b use kro bestiee
tum b ?
abe oyee
Paad to common hai yaar
Abhi kuch boldu ga toh hurt hojayega
kal hi mansik swasthya kendra m gyi thi
Isme kya problem
WTF 😭😭😭
Iss gc m aisa koi ni hoga jo padta na ho
yeh rishi
Mai nahin padhti
paad common hai but padode common nahi hai
Padhlo fir
jo Chernobyl hi chhod dete
Padh liya bhai
o
Padhti kyu ni fir
Kaam karti hu ab
Office me baith ke Dc chala rahi
voh bhi nhi hui hai
Fire soon
10th fail 😭
iski story banegi

10th fail bana 10th fail
Rishi ne 10 me drop lena shuru kiya tha
iss gc mein koi nhi hoga jog subhe 4 baje padhta hoga sirf mujhe chor kr

Me
sach?
good boy
mai 4 baje sona pasand krta hun
meri class thode der pehle khatam hui
ohhhoo goood
Mera test shuru hogga
mid terms me to college pahuchte pahuchte padhta
alll the best
aj reel deki teri sari vhi bheji h jo m already dekchuki
Thanku 🥰
abe
revision krwata potato tera
din bhar reel dekhte rehti hai kya? @golden ermine
in case you miss some references
boring kaam
aaj aapke dilo me hun kal desh ke bahar bhi ho skta hun
true bc b zone me 30 minute ho gye
sahi baat h
mujhe 5 ghante lag gaye they
tune bc mera trauma yaad dila diya

kal ki tarikh me we will be sharing the same trauma
10th ka marksheet lekar gaya nhi gaya phir 11 din baad reschedule hua tha usme mera 5 ghante waste ho gaye

hahahahaha
mai to sab document leke aaya hun
good
chalo badhiya
bhai waha par zyada kar punjabi log aate hain
sahi baat h
idhr muslim aa rakhe

sabko gulf country me jana
mere yaha bhi

yes
Teri gend pe pant to rukti nhi tu baat kare badmashi ki
AALUUU
abe kartik
tu idhar kaise aaya kartik

yep

Gana h voh abhi reel m baj rh th
orbs
Ptsd 🤢✨
kon sa gaana
kuki ke pass hai to pakka sasta hua hai
acha 3 din ki chandani
Teri gend pe pant to rukti ni tu baat kare badmashi ki
Fir chudegi maa
yayaya
lode koun sa gaana sunta hai re tu
pura worth nikalo

Arey ek reel m th abhi bola to
Hena whi
bhak
ohhhooo

bhej
nhi aj deki
Emoji bhejte rehte bass nitro leke
gg
passport ka form ka link dedo
masoom sharma vs voh banda

jao passport ki website pe signup kro request dalo
Itna pata hota to ai ai tea m hota
konsi website
Or bhej
senoritaa
achya
yhi to puchri website dedo
Favourite emoji

mje nxt year thailand jana h surgery k lie
Ptsd name
@dawn panther
Hi
Pancreatic amylase
😈😈
🔥🔥
htt ps://www.passportindia.gov.in/psp
abe koun si?
Surgery 😢😢😢
botox surgery hmm

Fat removal surgery
ya enlargement surgery

kya ho gya tha
Dhirubhai
🤪
bambani
goote fool gaye they achanak
mere samne chair pe ek mota sa bacha betha
testicular torsion
Bambani teri tanki me kam paani 🤪
agar abi form submit kru to kab tk interview datre ayegi
aapke gotte me jagah rehgi
surgery
head pr lun chiye unicorn jaisa
Pepsin glycogenetic fostigenric lipids
appointment date decide kro then police verification vaghera fir passport aane me lag jata time
agar tatkaal Krna to uska alag process
oh
else appointmnet date kabki milegi earliest agar aj bharu to @dusty thunder
pata nhi yr kaafi ajeeb lagta tha jab mein leta rehta tha tab normal ek dam jaise khada hote tha toh fool jata tha

kyuki m abi shheher m ni hu islie
next non holiday day par
nhi pata iske baare mein
ok
are unicorn
🦄
ohh
pani peene se mana krte uss time par
Gajar
when your gotte and skin has gapeto aap jo paani piyoge voh usme chala jayega
I wanna see an unicorn
ya apka tatta ghum jayega
nhi usne bola ki paani peena hai ek aur doc ko dikhaya tha toh kehne laga ki operation karna hoga phir mein ye wale doc ko dikhaya unhone bataya kuch karwane ki zarurat nhi theek ho jayega paani pete raho
paani peene ka to advised ni rehta

jaha tak pata
kyunki jo paani piyoge aap voh seedha tatto me transfer
aur pyaas lagegi jorki
Gotelal badwakar
jab bc pehla baar gaya tha toh intern wale doc they woh bhi saare ladkiya thi ward boy bol raha tha sharmane ka zaruat nhi hai mera bawaser ka treatment ye log hi kiye hain
40 gulabjamun, 1 liter milk 15 banana,25 puri,10roti sabji
maje lera voh to

what I need to have in one meal for bulk
Aloo ke chalu beta kaha gye the
True
dr ne ne bola tha mujhe kyuki paani utna nhi tha body par
Shab ji motor khorab hogyi kya karu ?
ye bolkar chale gaya bc meri pant utarne lag gyi bench par leta kr mein bc haat pakad liya sorry nhi karwa sakta toh usne 2 aunty ko bulaya aur mera haat pakad liya phir usne mast goote dabaya aur balls ko yaha waha shift kar rhi thi
Khada hua tha ki nahi?
hass kya raha gandu tere saat bhi ho sakta h paani piya kr
abey woh samay khada kaise hota
Mai to 4 5 litre pi rha din ka
goote foole they
goote foole they toh woh chota ho gaya
Nurse to has di hongi 
dr ne bola ki paani ke wajah se hua h
Wah
Does anyone know anyone?
intern dr thi... usne mastt badhiya treatment kiya acha laga
6/10
Fake fox
Mai bhi gya tha wrist sprain ke liye , bklodi ne aur jyada kharab halat kardi
Jo chiz 4 din me thik ho sakti thi usko 2 hafte lav gye the
mera toh usne half theek kar diya tha daba daba kar yaha waha daba kar
Do I Wanna Knowb
1 male dr tha bkl woh keh raha ladkiyo ki isse tumlog hi operate karo mein instruction dunga bss

Waah gay doctor
dar toh mein bhi gaya tha kahi khada na ho jaye sab normal tha
Khada hojata to normal hota na ? Agar nahi hora to problem hai
bc usse ajeeb lag jata na
uske saamne nhi hua
Abe doctor logo ko pata hota yesab
lekin jab woh kr rahi thi mein ne bahot control kiya
hi
nhi hua khada

acha hai
Warna secretly terese milne aajati
mera emergency case tha toh mujhe govt hospital lekar jana pada
hey nice pfp

ty bro
phir 3 saal baad meri waha job lag gyi
How's you
Hydrocele
network engineer
han
sick bro
left goote foola tha mild
Ahh get well soon bro
allah bless u
all the best
icant go bro i am sick
Bore ho rha
Hi
Ek saal lode lagenge clg ya scl ke bas
Bas
Usse jyada kya hi ho jayegga
@golden agate batao Ted bhi nikhill jaisa van gaya
Hello
pehle mein iwasi ko bahot gali deta tha aab woh bhai jaisa ho gaya hai
Oyeee fake kyu bolra h 
yep i got the news
Mai bui abhi dekha
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea 
fake fox ?
Heavy judgement
Sapio sexual mtlb vahi na jisko smart log psnd?
ladkiyon ki sangat

Kya chlla bhai
bhattt hatttt suna
How’s you 
Im good
Kahan ghum rhe
Pfp mei 
good good
ohh no
ab hoga police verification

jisme papa bolre ki jyda se jyda kamlesh aajayega
uska atithi devo bhava kr dena badiya
single parent 🥰
woh toh 3-4 hafte baad milta h na
bhai mein toh mast female lockup dekha
yeh kya cheez hai ab
bhai inki washroom mein no privacy
police station par gaya tha moot aa raha tha toh lockup ke waha par washroom par moot diya
wahh mere sherr
Kuch khaas nahi
yeah
Hyy
Saari cheeze jo bhi kareeee khushhhh
Unhe door haan mai fek rh
Din m andheraaa
Jakham ye gehraa Damnn
Sojao
heli
Ye dekho chutiyee ko
Hi 😳
tereko kyun dekhe bhai hum
have you listened the lastest album from vichaar
Mene bola kab muje dekh chutiya h kya thoda
vvvv vol 2
Yes
bhai lit hai
Time hogya usse aae to
with no feature verses,single handedly jo faada hai na
Hena

Whi
Haa 😃
Kya hi bole cool banne wale hai
taaki toh gargle kar sake mere goto se😝
Acha
Chup kar pakistani/bangladeshi
Pata ni ignore karne me bhi gussa aata h
haan bhai
Ye kyun h idhar
Kya hi bole bhai sab ek number k gandu hai aa jate hai marwane yaha
kartik ko kyun aisa bol rhaa hai bc tu😂
Tereko bola chutiye
Abey pata ni inko lgta h samay ka server h to samay ke lode p chad jaye h and fir poora ekdum dic ride karte h fir yhn aake uske joxx krange
Mera gussa abhi dekha kaha hai gandu aadmi
aur fir ladki patayenge
Uske alawa aata kya hai unn chuu paglu ko
Dark ohh bhaisaab darkest kid in my class bcz of samay raina
aise hi hai ajkal k bache
kyun jaate ho bhai
Luntewaj ab
keh rahe ki bhai hamare waha bf gf ka koi scene nhi.. at the end cousins mein shaadi ho jaati h
indias got latent season 2 aa rha hai
Genetics chud jaate h apas m shadi krne se
Ghar ka masla ghar me reh jata hai
ifykyk

Acha ok tanks
isliye toh chude hue log hain waha
Practise karte honge bahut pahle se bhi
haalloo
hi
Wassup vadapav
vadapav?
Upar se chatni
marathi h? tu\

Haanji sir
isliye bhai
lol
ya phir satish muthmare
Kya rate hai pyaz ka
170
per??
Me ugata hu bechta nahi
yes
kg
1 kilo 170
Tu traveler kese h?
ye kaisa question h?
😍 kartik twin
kuch nhi hai merepe
Travel kisse krta h
😳
Kese ho aap 🥰
Kya hui
Sort life
me phon chlara
kitchen to room then room to kitchen
sir ki awaz chubne lgi h 😣😣😣😣😣
Uff pdai 😢 koi na thodi der aur baith jao
han 4min ka regya
😢😢😢😢 phone ki chubni chaiye
laptop pe chlli
😊 nice lunch kia
no yr
bencho chakka h kya
Lotpot ko side m kaldo or mujse baat karo 🤭🤭🤭🤭
Kaldo
Hawww kyu ni jldi kallo na
Ok g 👌🏻
Bhai
Haww inna lait kyun
sori
Kitne baje uthe the 😠
@ivory pilot bhai coding kahase seekha
pfp me ap hokya
gyara
Yech 🥰
wen
smash
Oye jldi utha karo 😠 time se
uthaya hini aapne
😳 🥰
bola tha kal apko
Aap bi
Apse km
Are mebi 12 baje utha hun pagul 🤭 🤭
pagal 😖😖😣
Heheh sholi
kaise ho bhai log
Mkc
From playing snakes in nokia,
To Playing with your snake everyday
We all grew up
💔
sab thik hai bhai
earthworm 🥲
🫶🏻
Mycoplasma ❤️
Sorry 🫶🏻
🫶🏻 ok yar
Khudse bas ek pakka vaada karke baitha hu mai
Marunga to yaadein leke sapne leke nahi
Suupeer troopers lights are gonna find me
Mere vale toh ek number ke bkl hai bhai
Saanp bhi ek baar ke liye sochte hai kaatne se pehle



