general-chat

[golden ermine]

tu to kehra tha

[tender garden]

Kyu paratha ko gym krwate hai kya pehle?

[golden ermine]

oh thnkq

[north palm]

Ye Aina

[ivory pilot]

abhi mein ne jaise bola ki mein ghumne jaunga toh sab kehne lag gaye humme bhi jana h

[tender garden]

Hi baby

[golden ermine]

healthy sirf gym wala hota kya
healthy bina gym ka hota
gym ka admi to chootiya hota

[viscid ivy]

protein rich food

[golden ermine]

hy

[north palm]

Hey @golden ermine can I be yo homelander

[ivory pilot]

toh aab pure family trip karna hai india tour

[golden ermine]

usne muje bulaya bhosdi

[tender garden]

Be mine

[north palm]

Tu kon hai ab

Suar sa

[tender garden]

Tera starlight

🥰

[golden ermine]

if u eat pork

[north palm]

Acha

[tender garden]

Pork

[north palm]

I can

[golden ermine]

mne krli kabki

[tender garden]

Saggy will eat me?

[golden ermine]

only lakshdeep rehgya h

[golden ermine]

i hate u follow islam im from tcs

[tender garden]

@north palm PS5 lena hai dilado babu

[ivory pilot]

tu mere idhar kab aayi?

[north palm]

Bkl job Teri hai

[golden ermine]

tit will eat me

[north palm]

Tu dila mujhe

[tender garden]

@north palm Congo bro

[north palm]

Yes I will

[golden ermine]

ps5 kya m dyson lena h meko too

[tender garden]

PS5 aane jitni salary ni milti

[golden ermine]

? wtf itna to greebi mt dikao dc prr

[north palm]

Abe to 3 mahine baad

Dila de

[golden ermine]

itna b kon greeb hota h

[tender garden]

3 mahine save krne padega

Bc

Kharche bhi toh hai

[golden ermine]

atleast earn 50k per month else u r garbage

[tender garden]

I'm happy garbage

[golden ermine]

starve

chi kalwe

bro being so much poor still able to manage trip for 30k

[viscid ivy]

udhar liya hoga

jo woh nahi lautayega

[golden ermine]

ohno

[compact citrus]

why you guys bullying him

[golden ermine]

udhar kon deta h ajkl gan deke udhar leta ??

[viscid ivy]

so sweet

[golden ermine]

mne apne dost ki flight book ki thi ahemdabad to delhi
usk bad uski death hogyi

[viscid ivy]

i wonder how u taste

[golden ermine]

usk bad meri kabi 2 rupee dene ki himmat ni bachi h

[tender garden]

Jaa na

[golden ermine]

😭 tuje serious ni lgra

[viscid ivy]

toh kya deti ho ab

[golden ermine]

sirf muft ki raai

[tender garden]

30k ki trip toh kr hi skta hai insaan 6nmahine m

[golden ermine]

oh jao jao maze kro
next 6 mnths k bad ps5 lelena

[viscid ivy]

yeh badhi achi baat hai dekho the best thing that is free of cost

[golden ermine]

ps5 k bad games m b paisa invet krna parega

[tender garden]

Gta 6 aara gai

[compact citrus]

chalta hai bhay as long as you are happy its okay

[tender garden]

Hai

[golden ermine]

😀 bye

[tender garden]

Kaise lu

[prime zinc]

[rancid fractal]

Only 50k in 2026?

[tender garden]

Yess yess jitni salary hai utne m I'm happy

Tattoo krwa liya penchoo

4k ka

Haath pe

[compact citrus]

good for youu

[tender garden]

[viscid ivy]

bhuk lag rahi yar

[compact citrus]

eat smth

[viscid ivy]

you?🥲

[compact citrus]

nope

[viscid ivy]

khana khane jaunga ab fir🥲

aap buri ho

[compact citrus]

bura*

[viscid ivy]

ladka hai tu bc

xi

[compact citrus]

yep

[viscid ivy]

kaha se hai aap

[compact citrus]

likha hai roles mai

[viscid ivy]

bhai mei naya hun discord pe,,,roles bagera mai nahi jaanta
i only know holes🥲

[compact citrus]

acha

[viscid ivy]

haan toh samjha dijiye

😊

[compact citrus]

kya?

[viscid ivy]

arey roles kya hota haiii

[compact citrus]

you click the profile picture and it shows

[viscid ivy]

nahi dikha rah bhai

bas chess student bagera kya kya

[compact citrus]

rehne de

[viscid ivy]

hai

[novel pilot]

Hello

[viscid ivy]

haan bhai bata

[novel pilot]

Hi

[tender garden]

Neend aati

Aari

[viscid ivy]

so jao bhaii,,,

[tender garden]

Night shift ke baad subah neend aana band hogyi

Din m aaegi

2 baje

Garmi m mc second floor pe

Gand fat jaati

[viscid ivy]

kya kaan karte ho bhai aisa

[viscid ivy]

gaand dete ho kya🥲?

[novel pilot]

Daal chawal khake chhaas pike so jana

[viscid ivy]

bhai m*th maarke sona hota hai

[novel pilot]

Alag dimension me chale jaoge

[novel pilot]

[viscid ivy]

fir teesri aakhein khul jaati hai,dimension gaya bhaad mai

[tender garden]

Haaa

Aaj ni sounga

Movie jaana hai

4 baje

[viscid ivy]

kaunsi?

[tender garden]

The mummy

[novel pilot]

Ooho

[viscid ivy]

waahh

maje karo bhai\

[novel pilot]

Achha mereko ye batao koi backrooms ke loye interested hai?

[tender garden]

Backrooms m backshots?

[viscid ivy]

yeh badiya hai

[novel pilot]

Backrooms bhai

[viscid ivy]

yeh kya haii ab

kuch

maze haina

[novel pilot]

Liminal space haib

[novel pilot]

Kind of

Uska trailer dekho bohot mast hai

[viscid ivy]

hanji interesting toh hai

[compact citrus]

backrooms ka game?

[novel pilot]

They used instupendo's 6 47 for the opening 😭 im blessed

[novel pilot]

Movie

A24 la raha haina

[viscid ivy]

kaunsi bhasa hai bhai yeh

insta ke pedofiles ko bolte hai na instuendo

[novel pilot]

Are chacha instupendo ek music artist ka naam hai my fav❤️‍🩹

[ocean haven]

kisine beef dekha??

[amber dawn]

Burger me?

[golden ermine]

hn

[amber dawn]

Haan

[golden ermine]

beef shop ?

han idhar mne bhut sari deki h

proper beef shops h

[amber dawn]

Uff im too vegetarian to see that

[golden ermine]

same

but sadly i had to see

bcz eberywhere ws beef only

and iwas not aware of it

[amber dawn]

Ulti aati hai mujhe

[golden ermine]

i covered my nose and cam outside of that ugly road

[golden ermine]

fr

[amber dawn]

Ayyoo ❤️‍🩹

[ocean haven]

show ki baat kar rha hu

[golden ermine]

lmao

[ocean haven]

mai n bhi vegetarian hu

the boys kon follow kar rha hai

[golden agate]

[novel pilot]

Koi bhi backrooms ke liye excited nahi

[glad widget]

show?

[ocean haven]

ha

[glad widget]

bhaut phele dekha tah

[ocean haven]

s2 aaya hai

[glad widget]

achha show tha from what i recall

s1 mei story khatam nai ho gayi thi kya

naye characters hai ya purane wale he hai?

[ocean haven]

anthology hai

[glad widget]

ouu

will check it out

[tender garden]

Hi

No neend

[tender garden]

Backroom hai kya

[glad widget]

game

ig

[tender garden]

Kaisa game h

Front room naam hona chiye

Kabhi back ni aayi

💪🏻

[glad widget]

horror survival

[tender garden]

Phone?

[glad widget]

welcome to backroom karke

pc hai

[tender garden]

Pc hai

Try Krna padega

[glad widget]

dosto sath khelo toh fun hai

lethal company types hai thoda

[tender garden]

Achaa

Lethal company toh khela h

[viscid ivy]

KAUN KAUN aaya bhai

insta ke pedophiles kaha chale gaye

[tender garden]

Hi

[topaz drift]

Kaluram gondse

Hi

[devout nacelle]

[lusty mantle]

Good morning

yes

[topaz drift]

Is bar kaun aarha fir bengal me ? Mamta didi ya bjp ?

[tender garden]

Bjp ofc

[lusty mantle]

Mamta hi ayegi cause log chutiye hai thorese

[topaz drift]

[golden agate]

Obviously Mamta Didi

[topaz drift]

Logo ko samjhao thoda

[topaz drift]

[tender garden]

Mujhe ni lagta

Tmc aaegu

[lusty mantle]

[tender garden]

Bjp ka scene hai isbaar

[golden agate]

[tender garden]

[topaz drift]

Influencer banjao aur sabko manipulate krdo

[topaz drift]

Lag to wahi rha hai

[devout nacelle]

Morning

[tender garden]

100% hai

[lusty mantle]

I

[tender garden]

Shayla

[golden agate]

good morning

[tender garden]

Dehati

[lusty mantle]

[topaz drift]

[lusty mantle]

Shadi iski horhi gaonwali se

[tender garden]

Bihari

[lusty mantle]

Dehati mujhe kehrha

[tender garden]

Kiss gaaon waali se hori be

[topaz drift]

New cm tumko hi bana denge wo

[tender garden]

Meri shaadi wo bhi

Sweet 22 hu mai toh abhi

[topaz drift]

Abhishek sharma ki century dekhi kal ?

[lusty mantle]

Gaonwali se hi hoyegi na tu tabela chalata hai jo

[lusty mantle]

No mamta will kill me

[tender garden]

Haa mere tabele mai bhains ka role tu krti hai

[topaz drift]

Gayi bhais paani me

[tender garden]

Gyi shayla paani m

[topaz drift]

Mamta ko heart attack kyu nahi aajata ?

[tender garden]

Shayla mere 250 rupay wapis kab krogi

[north palm]

Risi Teri to mai

[tender garden]

[lusty mantle]

Hes so in love ki
uski wali bhains usse sab mai dikhne lagi hai

[north palm]

[tender garden]

Teri mai

[topaz drift]

Saggy tittryyy

[tender garden]

Us?

[north palm]

Yes

[north palm]

Hi nickel

[tender garden]

[lusty mantle]

Only way she going

[slim mesa]

Hi

[north palm]

@lusty mantle nice pfp

[slim mesa]

[topaz drift]

Hi , 👋

[topaz drift]

[golden agate]

Bhatura paaji

[lusty mantle]

thenku

[north palm]

Bhay Mamta didi hai to hot

[torpid snow]

this too shall pass

[topaz drift]

@topaz drift nice pfp

[slim mesa]

Hnji

[golden agate]

Keso ho

[topaz drift]

Didi aur hot sath me bol rha

[north palm]

Uska surname didi hi to hai na?

[lusty mantle]

Professor yeh bolta toh smjh aata, tu?

Mamta banerjee

[north palm]

[torpid snow]

aba jaba dabba

[north palm]

Acha hn Banerjee

[topaz drift]

Ye mera copy kyu kara , khane ka pfp

[lusty mantle]

[lusty mantle]

Nahi dekha maine blocked hai ye toh

[golden agate]

Ye to me 2 saal pahle banata tha breakfast

how is this copy

[topaz drift]

Aree

[topaz drift]

Achiyaaa

[north palm]

Khud ka kuch ni iska sab dusro ka chepta

[lusty mantle]

That’s ew

[torpid snow]

@crisp hamlet sir mujhe urgent 1000 ki zarrurat hai........mene aapko ek video bhi bheji hai kisike rote hue, maybe aap bhejdo 😁

[slim mesa]

Vdiya Vdiya tussi dsso

[topaz drift]

Ye bc oats se bekar chiz nahi hogi duniya me

[slim mesa]

Hi shayyy

[lusty mantle]

Tu bhi toh mera pfp copy kr ta

[north palm]

Hai na bhindi ki sabzi

[lusty mantle]

Ai se

Chi

[golden agate]

yes, copyright thode na hai jese bhnagliyo ne rosogolla bas bolte hai but orginal to odissa hai

[lusty mantle]

Hi bhatt

[north palm]

Tune meri Kari

[fringe quest]

Walaikumasslam

[topaz drift]

Bhindi ko to food hi consider nhi krta mai

[fringe quest]

Ji aap?

[golden agate]

noice noice, me bhi mast

[lusty mantle]

No maine lagayi thi and u chorified it

[north palm]

True sabse bkwas sabzi

[topaz drift]

That's True

[north palm]

Khichi kisne

[fringe quest]

Ye bhi "kuch bhi " kaun hai bc insta pe req bhej raha

[golden agate]

[tender garden]

Kya haal hai bhaijaan

[lusty mantle]

mere dost ne

[north palm]

Achha

[lusty mantle]

[tender garden]

@north palm iski fake id hai

Ladkiyo ko harasss krta hai ye

[north palm]

Ha

Hi pk

[topaz drift]

Ulti aajati agar thali me dikh jaye to

[fringe quest]

Haal Achche hain Meri Bahen

[fringe quest]

Hello ji

[topaz drift]

Me

[lusty mantle]

Hi peeke

[north palm]

Pyaari kanye

Kanya west

[tender garden]

Inshallah

[topaz drift]

Kaniya east

[golden agate]

Kanye West

[topaz drift]

Soya chunks kha rha hu regular , agar man boob's aajaye to ?

[golden agate]

Regular se puch lo

wo bata dega

[topaz drift]

[tender garden]

Hi I'm regular

[topaz drift]

Hi I am irregular

[tender garden]

Man boobs ni aate

Don't worry

Boobs ke man ajate hai

[topaz drift]

Sahi hai fir

[topaz drift]

Hi I am oats and peanut butter

[tender garden]

Oats 🥞

Pan cakes khaane hai

Ajtak ni khaye

🥞

Movies m hi dekha hai

22 saal ke hogye pancakes ni khaa paaye

Gareebi humne dekhi hai

[ivory pilot]

idhar kya chal raha

[topaz drift]

Us

[topaz drift]

Hastmaithun

[devout nacelle]

Hn

[ivory pilot]

ghar par bana le

[topaz drift]

[ivory pilot]

chi namard

[topaz drift]

[ivory pilot]

kkrh

[fringe quest]

[topaz drift]

Neend aari hai

Sone jaunga

[ivory pilot]

ok

[fringe quest]

Ye jokes kitne sun liye bhai Maine

[ivory pilot]

koun si joke?

[fringe quest]

Lekin aap ho kaun

[tender garden]

Mai Allah ka banda hu

[ivory pilot]

chat mein koi risii ko kyu nhi janta h

[fringe quest]

Kanye west

[ivory pilot]

kya joke h?

[fringe quest]

Rhne do aap Aalu ji

[tender garden]

I'm the joke

[ivory pilot]

isme kya joke h

[tender garden]

Biggest

[ivory pilot]

pls batao

[dawn panther]

True

[tender garden]

Yes ik

[fringe quest]

Arey mera username Pyarikanya hai to ye log Kanye West karte rhte hain

Kyaa yaar

[tender garden]

toh wahi rkhlo

Do what people hate

🤏🏻

[fringe quest]

I rarely come here

It's fine ig

[tender garden]

Fine

[ivory pilot]

ohhhh acha pyaari "kanyaaa" nice joke hahahahahahaha

[tender garden]

[fringe quest]

Maarungi

[golden agate]

Kanye North

[tender garden]

Kanye south

[fringe quest]

Maine thodi maara bhai

[fringe quest]

[dawn panther]

Andheri West

[fringe quest]

Perfect

[ivory pilot]

kisne bola phir hahahahahaha

[tender garden]

Nalasopara naam rkhlo pk apna

[golden ermine]

breakfast hota h ye

[fringe quest]

Sabke naam bataun ab aapko

[golden ermine]

chini k cheele khaye h

[fringe quest]

Aage badho bhai

[golden ermine]

vahi hote h pancakes

[tender garden]

Tumhare jaise ameer ni hu na

[golden ermine]

abey hum to cheeni k cheele khate

kaha to

[tender garden]

Abe wo toh khaaye hai

[fringe quest]

Lekin ye Risi hai kaun

[ivory pilot]

rude ho rhi ho aap bye!!

[golden ermine]

pancake sb chootad chiz h

[tender garden]

Pancakes wo ni hote gawar

[ivory pilot]

yo babe

[golden ermine]

ik that bro khaya h mne but chini k cheele jyada tasty lgte

[tender garden]

Allah ka banda hu

[golden ermine]

usika ek form h vo b ye sb indian chiz jyada badiya lgti

[tender garden]

Achaa

[golden ermine]

meeting h 10 min m

[tender garden]

Okay

Vgoof

[fringe quest]

Byee hunhh

[golden ermine]

jab tk mango khaleti hu

[ivory pilot]

mein kr lu?

[fringe quest]

Muslim logon ko aise impress karte ho kya

[dawn panther]

Ignore kro baki female ppl ki trh

[golden ermine]

ameer greeb kuch ni hota
padhai kro acha kamao aur kya

[ivory pilot]

ek din ke liye aina ban jata hu

[golden ermine]

apni gan khuja le phle

[tender garden]

Abe isme kya impress 😭😭

[golden ermine]

yo (u ll get so many dms then)

[fringe quest]

Done ji

[ivory pilot]

chup

[tender garden]

Sunle lode @dawn panther

[golden ermine]

ek banda bolta h tum kuch workout krti ho kya
tumhari body ekdom shape m h

sunke hi hasi aagyi jorse

[ivory pilot]

chalega

[tender drum]

Hii

[ivory pilot]

mein ne suna hai ladkiya zyda haas deti hai toh moot deti h

[golden agate]

hey

[golden ermine]

( mmne bhut bar kia h lmao)

tuje kaise pta chaala

agar susu thori bhari hui h to tapak jati h

🤣

[tender garden]

@dawn panther Abe ye bta tu thoda sa mentally ill hai kya?

[golden agate]

apni ex ko yahi bola tha kya

[ivory pilot]

har vc par moot deti h pata hi h

[golden ermine]

mne ek bar taiji k sofe p moot dia tha

[ivory pilot]

naa bhai

[golden ermine]

lmaooooooooo

are hasne se mote hote h islie m moti hu

reason hi yhi h

m hasti bhut hu

[tender drum]

Kaise hooo

[golden agate]

achha achha fir theek h

[ivory pilot]

yep

[golden agate]

bored, u say

[dusty thunder]

Good morning pineapple

[tender garden]

Hasne se paad ajati hai tiger Shroff reference

[dusty thunder]

wow yr reference game to badda strong hai aapka

[ivory pilot]

bhai kabhi tune khada hokar moota hai?

[dawn panther]

Ni toh kya hua

[golden ermine]

ye sirf admio ka problem h

aurto m ni hota

[tender drum]

Sameee

[golden ermine]

never heard this thing

[tender drum]

Kya hi kru

[golden ermine]

han public toilets m

[dawn panther]

Abe ye bta tu thoda sa mentally ill hai kya?

[golden agate]

Yes, anime dekh raha me

[ivory pilot]

kaise?

[tender garden]

@dusty thunder ladko ko paad maarni ni aati

[golden ermine]

urination device ata h stand and pee ka

[dusty thunder]

agra mental hospital permanent patient hai

[ivory pilot]

legs mein nhi gira?

[dawn panther]

Genwin

[golden ermine]

ew padokde

[ivory pilot]

ohh haan dekha h

[dusty thunder]

mere nahi hai gas ki problem

[golden ermine]

nhi tu b use kro bestiee

[golden ermine]

tum b ?

[ivory pilot]

abe oyee

[tender garden]

Paad to common hai yaar

[dawn panther]

Abhi kuch boldu ga toh hurt hojayega

[golden ermine]

kal hi mansik swasthya kendra m gyi thi

[tender garden]

Isme kya problem

[fringe quest]

WTF 😭😭😭

[tender garden]

Iss gc m aisa koi ni hoga jo padta na ho

[dusty thunder]

yeh rishi

[fringe quest]

Mai nahin padhti

[dusty thunder]

paad common hai but padode common nahi hai

[tender garden]

Padhlo fir

[dusty thunder]

jo Chernobyl hi chhod dete

[fringe quest]

Padh liya bhai

[golden ermine]

o

[tender garden]

Padhti kyu ni fir

[fringe quest]

Kaam karti hu ab

[dawn panther]

Risii bohot pdhta tha graduation ki hui hai

Shayad

[fringe quest]

Office me baith ke Dc chala rahi

[dusty thunder]

voh bhi nhi hui hai

[dusty thunder]

Fire soon

[dawn panther]

10th fail 😭

[dusty thunder]

iski story banegi

[fringe quest]

[dusty thunder]

10th fail bana 10th fail

[dawn panther]

Rishi ne 10 me drop lena shuru kiya tha

[ivory pilot]

iss gc mein koi nhi hoga jog subhe 4 baje padhta hoga sirf mujhe chor kr

[dusty thunder]

[dawn panther]

Me

[ivory pilot]

sach?

[dawn panther]

Haan roz

4-12

[ivory pilot]

good boy

[dusty thunder]

mai 4 baje sona pasand krta hun

[ivory pilot]

meri class thode der pehle khatam hui

[ivory pilot]

ohhhoo goood

[dawn panther]

Mera test shuru hogga

[dusty thunder]

mid terms me to college pahuchte pahuchte padhta

[ivory pilot]

alll the best

[golden ermine]

aj reel deki teri sari vhi bheji h jo m already dekchuki

[dawn panther]

Thanku 🥰

[ivory pilot]

ohh

[slim mesa]

Plus one hai

[ivory pilot]

abe

[dusty thunder]

revision krwata potato tera

[ivory pilot]

din bhar reel dekhte rehti hai kya? @golden ermine

[dusty thunder]

in case you miss some references

[ivory pilot]

kya kar raha

dheeraj

[dusty thunder]

passport office me betha

[ivory pilot]

boring kaam

[dusty thunder]

aaj aapke dilo me hun kal desh ke bahar bhi ho skta hun

[dusty thunder]

true bc b zone me 30 minute ho gye

[ivory pilot]

sahi baat h

[ivory pilot]

mujhe 5 ghante lag gaye they

[dusty thunder]

chu gye guru

aajka din bhi gg

[ivory pilot]

tune bc mera trauma yaad dila diya

[dusty thunder]

kal ki tarikh me we will be sharing the same trauma

[ivory pilot]

10th ka marksheet lekar gaya nhi gaya phir 11 din baad reschedule hua tha usme mera 5 ghante waste ho gaye

[dusty thunder]

[ivory pilot]

hahahahaha

[dusty thunder]

mai to sab document leke aaya hun

[ivory pilot]

good

[dusty thunder]

mera aadhar card ni milra tha

bc reprint krwaya

[ivory pilot]

birth certificate bhi lagta tha

mera ghum gya

tha

[dusty thunder]

sab leke gya hun

[ivory pilot]

chalo badhiya

[dusty thunder]

mere papa sarkari aadmi

pura check krke bheje hai

[ivory pilot]

bhai waha par zyada kar punjabi log aate hain

[ivory pilot]

sahi baat h

[dusty thunder]

idhr muslim aa rakhe

sabko gulf country me jana

[ivory pilot]

mere yaha bhi

[formal berry]

[ivory pilot]

yes

[frozen dew]

Teri gend pe pant to rukti nhi tu baat kare badmashi ki

[viscid ivy]

AALUUU

[ivory pilot]

abe kartik

[dusty thunder]

badiya hai

khali kro idhr se

[ivory pilot]

tu idhar kaise aaya kartik

[formal berry]

[ivory pilot]

yep

[frozen dew]

Phone

Se

[ivory pilot]

abe

3rd class ke joke

[dusty thunder]

log nitro afford kaise kr rahe 2026 me

[formal berry]

[frozen dew]

Gana h voh abhi reel m baj rh th

[ivory pilot]

sasta hua h

nitro

kya?

[formal berry]

orbs

[frozen dew]

Ptsd 🤢✨

[ivory pilot]

kon sa gaana

[dusty thunder]

kuki ke pass hai to pakka sasta hua hai

[dusty thunder]

acha 3 din ki chandani

[frozen dew]

Teri gend pe pant to rukti ni tu baat kare badmashi ki

Fir chudegi maa

[formal berry]

yayaya

[dusty thunder]

badiya hai

spam kro fir to emojis

[ivory pilot]

lode koun sa gaana sunta hai re tu

[dusty thunder]

pura worth nikalo

[dusty thunder]

[frozen dew]

Arey ek reel m th abhi bola to

[dusty thunder]

rajasthaniyo ne drop Kiya hai

anti badmashi song

[frozen dew]

Hena whi

[golden ermine]

bhak

[ivory pilot]

ohhhooo

[formal berry]

[ivory pilot]

bhej

[golden ermine]

nhi aj deki

[frozen dew]

Emoji bhejte rehte bass nitro leke

[ivory pilot]

gg

[golden ermine]

passport ka form ka link dedo

[frozen dew]

Charmander bhej

Jispe h

[dusty thunder]

masoom sharma vs voh banda

[formal berry]

[dusty thunder]

jao passport ki website pe signup kro request dalo

[frozen dew]

Itna pata hota to ai ai tea m hota

[golden ermine]

konsi website

[frozen dew]

Or bhej

[ivory pilot]

senoritaa

[dusty thunder]

achya

[golden ermine]

yhi to puchri website dedo

[frozen dew]

Favourite emoji

[formal berry]

[golden ermine]

mje nxt year thailand jana h surgery k lie

[frozen dew]

Ptsd name

@dawn panther

Hi

Pancreatic amylase

😈😈

🔥🔥

[dusty thunder]

htt ps://www.passportindia.gov.in/psp

[ivory pilot]

abe koun si?

[frozen dew]

Surgery 😢😢😢

[dusty thunder]

botox surgery hmm

[formal berry]

[frozen dew]

Fat removal surgery

[dusty thunder]

ya enlargement surgery

[frozen dew]

[formal berry]

[ivory pilot]

mere ek doc ne baccha liya surgery se

bach gaya

[dusty thunder]

kya ho gya tha

[golden agate]

Dhirubhai

[frozen dew]

🤪

[golden agate]

bambani

[ivory pilot]

goote fool gaye they achanak

[dusty thunder]

mere samne chair pe ek mota sa bacha betha

[dusty thunder]

testicular torsion

[frozen dew]

Bambani teri tanki me kam paani 🤪

[golden ermine]

agar abi form submit kru to kab tk interview datre ayegi

[dusty thunder]

aapke gotte me jagah rehgi

[golden ermine]

surgery
head pr lun chiye unicorn jaisa

[frozen dew]

Pepsin glycogenetic fostigenric lipids

[dusty thunder]

appointment date decide kro then police verification vaghera fir passport aane me lag jata time

agar tatkaal Krna to uska alag process

[golden ermine]

oh

else appointmnet date kabki milegi earliest agar aj bharu to @dusty thunder

[ivory pilot]

pata nhi yr kaafi ajeeb lagta tha jab mein leta rehta tha tab normal ek dam jaise khada hote tha toh fool jata tha

[golden agate]

[golden ermine]

kyuki m abi shheher m ni hu islie

[dusty thunder]

next non holiday day par

[ivory pilot]

nhi pata iske baare mein

[golden ermine]

ok

[golden ermine]

are unicorn

[frozen dew]

🦄

[ivory pilot]

ohh

[dusty thunder]

pani peene se mana krte uss time par

[frozen dew]

Gajar

[dusty thunder]

when your gotte and skin has gapeto aap jo paani piyoge voh usme chala jayega

[golden agate]

I wanna see an unicorn

[dusty thunder]

ya apka tatta ghum jayega

[ivory pilot]

nhi usne bola ki paani peena hai ek aur doc ko dikhaya tha toh kehne laga ki operation karna hoga phir mein ye wale doc ko dikhaya unhone bataya kuch karwane ki zarurat nhi theek ho jayega paani pete raho

[dusty thunder]

paani peene ka to advised ni rehta

[topaz drift]

[dusty thunder]

jaha tak pata

kyunki jo paani piyoge aap voh seedha tatto me transfer

aur pyaas lagegi jorki

[topaz drift]

Gotelal badwakar

[golden agate]

Keel thok dunga

Diwar me

[ivory pilot]

jab bc pehla baar gaya tha toh intern wale doc they woh bhi saare ladkiya thi ward boy bol raha tha sharmane ka zaruat nhi hai mera bawaser ka treatment ye log hi kiye hain

[topaz drift]

40 gulabjamun, 1 liter milk 15 banana,25 puri,10roti sabji

[dusty thunder]

maje lera voh to

[topaz drift]

[dusty thunder]

what I need to have in one meal for bulk

[topaz drift]

Aloo ke chalu beta kaha gye the

[topaz drift]

True

[ivory pilot]

dr ne ne bola tha mujhe kyuki paani utna nhi tha body par

[topaz drift]

Shab ji motor khorab hogyi kya karu ?

[ivory pilot]

ye bolkar chale gaya bc meri pant utarne lag gyi bench par leta kr mein bc haat pakad liya sorry nhi karwa sakta toh usne 2 aunty ko bulaya aur mera haat pakad liya phir usne mast goote dabaya aur balls ko yaha waha shift kar rhi thi

[topaz drift]

Khada hua tha ki nahi?

[ivory pilot]

hass kya raha gandu tere saat bhi ho sakta h paani piya kr

[ivory pilot]

abey woh samay khada kaise hota

[topaz drift]

Mai to 4 5 litre pi rha din ka

[ivory pilot]

goote foole they

[topaz drift]

Acha

Testosterone kam hogya hoga

[ivory pilot]

goote foole they toh woh chota ho gaya

[topaz drift]

Nurse to has di hongi

[ivory pilot]

dr ne bola ki paani ke wajah se hua h

[topaz drift]

Wah

[crisp frost]

Does anyone know anyone?

[ivory pilot]

intern dr thi... usne mastt badhiya treatment kiya acha laga

[topaz drift]

Wao

[ivory pilot]

6/10

[crisp frost]

Fake fox

[topaz drift]

Mai bhi gya tha wrist sprain ke liye , bklodi ne aur jyada kharab halat kardi

Jo chiz 4 din me thik ho sakti thi usko 2 hafte lav gye the

[ivory pilot]

mera toh usne half theek kar diya tha daba daba kar yaha waha daba kar

[golden agate]

Do I Wanna Knowb

[ivory pilot]

1 male dr tha bkl woh keh raha ladkiyo ki isse tumlog hi operate karo mein instruction dunga bss

[topaz drift]

[golden agate]

Waah gay doctor

[ivory pilot]

dar toh mein bhi gaya tha kahi khada na ho jaye sab normal tha

[topaz drift]

Khada hojata to normal hota na ? Agar nahi hora to problem hai

[ivory pilot]

bc usse ajeeb lag jata na

uske saamne nhi hua

[topaz drift]

Abe doctor logo ko pata hota yesab

[ivory pilot]

lekin jab woh kr rahi thi mein ne bahot control kiya

[pseudo sparrow]

hi

[ivory pilot]

nhi hua khada

[topaz drift]

acha hai

Warna secretly terese milne aajati

[ivory pilot]

mera emergency case tha toh mujhe govt hospital lekar jana pada

[golden agate]

hey nice pfp

[topaz drift]

[pseudo sparrow]

ty bro

[ivory pilot]

phir 3 saal baad meri waha job lag gyi

[golden agate]

How's you

[topaz drift]

Hydrocele

[ivory pilot]

network engineer

[ivory pilot]

han

[pseudo sparrow]

sick bro

[ivory pilot]

left goote foola tha mild

[golden agate]

Ahh get well soon bro

[ivory pilot]

allah bless u

[pseudo sparrow]

ya i have xam tomorrow

supply

[ivory pilot]

all the best

[pseudo sparrow]

icant go bro i am sick

[devout nacelle]

Bore ho rha

[prime zinc]

Hi

[prime zinc]

Ek saal lode lagenge clg ya scl ke bas

Bas

Usse jyada kya hi ho jayegga

@golden agate batao Ted bhi nikhill jaisa van gaya

[mellow belfry]

Hello

[frozen dew]

Hilol

😿

😊🤚 mam mai answer bataunga

Pancreatic amylase

[golden agate]

??

[ivory pilot]

pehle mein iwasi ko bahot gali deta tha aab woh bhai jaisa ho gaya hai

[prime zinc]

@maiden fjord shreeman legend Jonny ke org mein jaara

[mellow sage]

Oyeee fake kyu bolra h

[maiden fjord]

yep i got the news

[prime zinc]

Mai bui abhi dekha

[mellow sage]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

[maiden fjord]

fake fox ?

[mellow sage]

Heavy judgement

Sapio sexual mtlb vahi na jisko smart log psnd?

[maiden fjord]

ladkiyon ki sangat

[mellow sage]

@maiden fjord mera AIR 3000 hai

[maiden fjord]

neet

ya jee

[mighty flicker]

[dusty thunder]

mera ho gya c section @ivory pilot

ab mai maa bann paunga

[slim mesa]

Kya chlla bhai

[slim mesa]

bhattt hatttt suna
How’s you

[lusty mantle]

Im good

[slim mesa]

Kahan ghum rhe

[lusty mantle]

Ghar pr hu

[slim mesa]

Pfp mei

[mellow sage]

Yesssiirrr

[maiden fjord]

good good

[mellow sage]

Jee me bhi tha 97 percentile but ehh

[ivory pilot]

ohh no

[dusty thunder]

ab hoga police verification

[prime zinc]

[dusty thunder]

jisme papa bolre ki jyda se jyda kamlesh aajayega

uska atithi devo bhava kr dena badiya

[prime zinc]

Dheeraj khud baap banega

Maa bhi

Ek toh ye clg wale bkl dopeher ko class bulare

[dusty thunder]

single parent 🥰

[ivory pilot]

woh toh 3-4 hafte baad milta h na

[dusty thunder]

dekhte kab tak aayega

[ivory pilot]

bhai mein toh mast female lockup dekha

[dusty thunder]

yeh kya cheez hai ab

[ivory pilot]

bhai inki washroom mein no privacy

[ivory pilot]

police station par gaya tha moot aa raha tha toh lockup ke waha par washroom par moot diya

[dusty thunder]

wahh mere sherr

[golden agate]

Kuch khaas nahi

[prime zinc]

ded

[ivory pilot]

yeah

[dull thistle]

Hyy

[frozen dew]

Saari cheeze jo bhi kareeee khushhhh

Unhe door haan mai fek rh

Din m andheraaa

Jakham ye gehraa Damnn

[tender garden]

Sojao

[vernal violet]

heli

[viscid ivy]

would you rather

💀

[frozen dew]

Ye dekho chutiyee ko

[frozen dew]

Hi 😳

[viscid ivy]

tereko kyun dekhe bhai hum

have you listened the lastest album from vichaar

[frozen dew]

Mene bola kab muje dekh chutiya h kya thoda

[frozen dew]

🤚

[viscid ivy]

vvvv vol 2

[frozen dew]

Yes

[viscid ivy]

bhai lit hai

[frozen dew]

Yes 🙌

It's good

[golden agate]

Bc ye kuch chutiye ek saal purani baat pe tikke hain

Would you rather

[frozen dew]

Time hogya usse aae to

[viscid ivy]

with no feature verses,single handedly jo faada hai na

[golden agate]

grow up

grow your balls

[frozen dew]

Hena

[golden agate]

[frozen dew]

Whi

[frozen dew]

Haa 😃

[golden agate]

Kya hi bole cool banne wale hai

[viscid ivy]

taaki toh gargle kar sake mere goto se😝

[frozen dew]

Acha

[golden agate]

Chup kar pakistani/bangladeshi

[frozen dew]

Pata ni ignore karne me bhi gussa aata h

[viscid ivy]

haan bhai

[frozen dew]

Ye kyun h idhar

[golden agate]

Kya hi bole bhai sab ek number k gandu hai aa jate hai marwane yaha

[viscid ivy]

kartik ko kyun aisa bol rhaa hai bc tu😂

[golden agate]

Tereko bola chutiye

[viscid ivy]

😂ghussa kyun kar raha hai

xui mui hai?

[frozen dew]

Abey pata ni inko lgta h samay ka server h to samay ke lode p chad jaye h and fir poora ekdum dic ride karte h fir yhn aake uske joxx krange

[golden agate]

Mera gussa abhi dekha kaha hai gandu aadmi

[viscid ivy]

royega?

ro chal

[golden agate]

aur fir ladki patayenge

Uske alawa aata kya hai unn chuu paglu ko

[frozen dew]

Dark ohh bhaisaab darkest kid in my class bcz of samay raina

[golden agate]

Dark joke nahi dark skin color complex hoga

[viscid ivy]

aise hi hai ajkal k bache

[ivory pilot]

abey pakistani sv chala gaya bc

dimag kharab ho gaya

[golden agate]

kyun jaate ho bhai

[frozen dew]

Luntewaj ab

[ivory pilot]

keh rahe ki bhai hamare waha bf gf ka koi scene nhi.. at the end cousins mein shaadi ho jaati h

[viscid ivy]

indias got latent season 2 aa rha hai

[frozen dew]

Genetics chud jaate h apas m shadi krne se

[golden agate]

Ghar ka masla ghar me reh jata hai

ifykyk

[frozen dew]

Acha ok tanks

[ivory pilot]

isliye toh chude hue log hain waha

[ivory pilot]

💀

[golden agate]

Practise karte honge bahut pahle se bhi

[ivory pilot]

hmm

aao bhen

zara ye lekar dekho 💀

[mellow sage]

haalloo

[ivory pilot]

hi

[mellow sage]

Wassup vadapav

[ivory pilot]

vadapav?

[mellow sage]

Pav me vada

Usme potato

[ivory pilot]

ohhh acha

aisa

[mellow sage]

Upar se chatni

[ivory pilot]

marathi h? tu\

[golden agate]

[mellow sage]

Haanji sir

[ivory pilot]

isliye bhai

[mellow sage]

Kheti badhi krta hu

Onion ki

[ivory pilot]

gg

tera naam sunil toppe hoga?

[arctic dagger]

lol

[ivory pilot]

ya phir satish muthmare

[mellow sage]

Nahi bhau kadam

Mere baap ka naam satish h

[golden agate]

Kya rate hai pyaz ka

[ivory pilot]

170

[golden agate]

per??

[mellow sage]

Me ugata hu bechta nahi

[ivory pilot]

yes

[golden agate]

kg

[ivory pilot]

1 kilo 170

[mellow sage]

Tu traveler kese h?

[ivory pilot]

ye kaisa question h?

[mellow sage]

Arey mtlb plane vala h bus vala h

Khudka bike h

[vernal violet]

😍 kartik twin

[ivory pilot]

kuch nhi hai merepe

[mellow sage]

Travel kisse krta h

[frozen dew]

😳

[frozen dew]

Kese ho aap 🥰

[vernal violet]

bura hal yrr

🥺

[frozen dew]

Kya hui

[ivory pilot]

chal kar karta hu

travel

[vernal violet]

pdai

lecture chalra

[mellow sage]

Sort life

[vernal violet]

me phon chlara

[ivory pilot]

kitchen to room then room to kitchen

[vernal violet]

sir ki awaz chubne lgi h 😣😣😣😣😣

[frozen dew]

Uff pdai 😢 koi na thodi der aur baith jao

[vernal violet]

han 4min ka regya

[golden ermine]

potato bhosdi

haan dia sb kudiya

[frozen dew]

😢😢😢😢 phone ki chubni chaiye

[golden ermine]

mnu taane dedia

kase kase ke vich

mnu kamli kehgya

[vernal violet]

laptop pe chlli

[frozen dew]

😊 nice lunch kia

[vernal violet]

phone p chlauga to apse baate kese cruga

🤭🤭🤭🤭

[vernal violet]

no yr

[golden ermine]

bencho chakka h kya

[frozen dew]

Lotpot ko side m kaldo or mujse baat karo 🤭🤭🤭🤭

[mellow sage]

Kaldo

[frozen dew]

Hawww kyu ni jldi kallo na

[vernal violet]

Ok g 👌🏻

[mellow sage]

Bhai

[vernal violet]

thodi der phle to

nashta kra

[frozen dew]

Haww inna lait kyun

[vernal violet]

sori

[frozen dew]

Kitne baje uthe the 😠

[mellow sage]

@ivory pilot bhai coding kahase seekha

[vernal violet]

pfp me ap hokya

[vernal violet]

gyara

[frozen dew]

Yech 🥰

[past shuttle]

wen

[vernal violet]

smash

[frozen dew]

Oye jldi utha karo 😠 time se

[vernal violet]

uthaya hini aapne

[frozen dew]

😳 🥰

[vernal violet]

bola tha kal apko

[frozen dew]

Aap bi

[vernal violet]

Apse km

[frozen dew]

Are mebi 12 baje utha hun pagul 🤭 🤭

[vernal violet]

pagal 😖😖😣

[frozen dew]

Heheh sholi

[viscid ivy]

kaise ho bhai log

[mellow sage]

Mkc

[viscid ivy]

kya

bol raha hai

[mellow sage]

Kuch nahi bhai

Tu bata

Kya chalra

[quartz aurora]

From playing snakes in nokia,

To Playing with your snake everyday

We all grew up

💔

[viscid ivy]

sab thik hai bhai

[viscid ivy]

earthworm 🥲

[quartz aurora]

Abe size bata kyu rha he

[viscid ivy]

haan bhai

s#ay the turth

[quartz aurora]

🫶🏻

[viscid ivy]

yeh mutthi wali emoji mat bhej bhai

🥲

[quartz aurora]

Mycoplasma ❤️

[quartz aurora]

Sorry 🫶🏻

[viscid ivy]

kitna addicted hai yar tu

meditation karle

vitilasana

kar

[quartz aurora]

🫶🏻 ok yar

[viscid ivy]

abhi bhi kar araha hai kya

mera bhi karde yar

[topaz drift]

Manne gujarati aave che

Chal ne , thari ma no bhhhooosssdddooooooooo

[frozen dew]

Saari cheezs jo bhi kareee khushhhh

Unhe door mehun fekraaa

[viscid ivy]

Khudse bas ek pakka vaada karke baitha hu mai
Marunga to yaadein leke sapne leke nahi

[topaz drift]

Suupeer troopers lights are gonna find me

[mellow sage]

Mere vale toh ek number ke bkl hai bhai

Saanp bhi ek baar ke liye sochte hai kaatne se pehle