general-chat

[frozen dew]

Padhai karle

12th pass krni h to

[woven swallow]

chupchamar

[distant pawn]

Firsa rizz karegi kya abb ya ?

[shy garnet]

are there is no point blaming people when the system is itself rigged..its just the cards you are dealt with..in life..woh nahi, toh kuch aur hota..agar nahi hona tha toh nahi hota..aur agar hona hota, toh chaahe clg na milta, you wud have still found a way

[olive spear]

Jisme do characters the ek ka naam tha jangali jaljala aur ek ka nam hai anamika

[ivory pilot]

wahi woh mc ka result dekha tha usse janta hu mc ki 10 back hai

[vast magnet]

unke saath rizz nhi hota
unke saath jo hota hai
wo bata nhi sakti

[olive spear]

Do you remember me ?

[distant pawn]

Par bhai obc genral wale ladka kai to laga rehta hai har jagha itna paisa bhi nahi Hota ki maje karla

[frozen dew]

Okay

[shy garnet]

[vast magnet]

[frozen dew]

Peti p peti peti pack

[distant pawn]

mat bolo sharm atti muja

Gandi baat chi chi

[shy garnet]

samjha nahi..edit karo msg

[ivory pilot]

bhai?? 2 saal mein ne pw mein marwayi thi aur qualify bhi hone wala tha aur tu keh raha no point blaming people

[vast magnet]

tujhe kyun sharam aa rhi

[ivory pilot]

arey sorry yrr purani id kya tha?

[vast magnet]

@woven swallow

[distant pawn]

Gandi baat hojaygi na mai wo talks nahi karta

[distant pawn]

Obc genral boys ass is always open to be fked up....

[olive spear]

Yahi tha NalayakNobita username tha pehle

[shy garnet]

i am saying, it was unfair from the start. even b4 you started preparing. har exam mei wohi hai except CA and other few ones, which is why i like ca, chose ca over engg. at the end, luck pe bohot depend hojata jee mei which is the sad and harsh reality we have to accept

[olive spear]

Guys mai apni old poem likhle bhej raha hu shayad sunaya hoga mene padho

[shy garnet]

hmm

[frail scroll]

Finally I'm here😭

[shy garnet]

finally? kitna kasht uthaa liya aane mei

[distant pawn]

Araa Ross mera fav hai

[ivory pilot]

nahi yrr sorry

[olive spear]

Mai usse kabhi samne se mila to nahi
Par fir bhi wo mujhe bahut acchi laga karti hai
Na mai use janta hu aur na wo mujhe jana karti hai
Pata nahi ye kesa Ek tarfa Ishq hai Dil mai hamesha uski yade samaya karti hai
Yade kyu samaya karti hai ?
Ye to abhi tak samjh paya nahi mai Par esa lagta hai jese ki Jis tarah mai unse muhabbat karta hu Kya wo bhi mujhse kara karti hai Mai unki yado mai hamesha khoya rehta hu kya wo mere bare mai socha bhi karti hai ?
Unki salamati ki dua to Mai namajo mai kiya karta hu Par mai ye bhi socha karta hu
Ki kya wo mujhe apne layak bhi samjha karti hai Wo mujhe has ke dekha karti hai
Ya dekhkar has diya karti hai ?
Ummed hai kisi din wo mujhe U deserve someone better Bolkar chali jayegi
Aur mai unki yado mai kho jaunga
Agar mai kho jau to
Aye mere dost mujhe dhundne ke koshish mat karna
Kyuki mai dhundne ke bawajood bhi mil na paunga
Dost se yad aya mera koi dost bhi to nahi hai
Is jindagi me mai akela aya tha akela chala jaunga
Kisko chinta hai meri Jo mujhe koi dhundne bhi aya karega.........

[spiral hamlet]

unagi

[frozen dew]

Ooobhai

[olive spear]

Read this guys my old poem shayad mai yad aa jau ? 😭

[frozen dew]

Fuck

[shy garnet]

bas kar bhai

nai karna yaad tujhe

[distant pawn]

Suni suni si to lagri hai

Koi spam.kara tha ek din

[frozen dew]

Abey tu thoda sa chutiya h kya agar hum log tere baad aaye honge to loda yaad aaega tu

[shy garnet]

ab samajh aara kyu yaad nai ara

[olive spear]

Thanks Bhai pura padhlo bas

[frozen dew]

Mebi

[olive spear]

😂😂

[vast magnet]

ew tf

[frozen dew]

Hasne laga

Yrr

[frail scroll]

Hello guys, I'm a 24yo.. I'm here for a month or two..I live in Keshav nagar and I work in kharadi... I'm really looking to meet new People because the evenings feels useless..so do let me if anyone is from here or nearby 😭😭🙏

[olive spear]

Matlab kyu yad nahi aa rah ?

[frozen dew]

Ragebait krra at this point

[shy garnet]

teko kya koi line yaad aayi kya jo balak ko dhundte dhunte agyi

[distant pawn]

Haan pta hai kabhi kabhi ewww wali harkta kardeta hun

[olive spear]

Kon ?

[spiral hamlet]

whoa

[shy garnet]

nai ara bas.

[vast magnet]

wrong sv
we all just a concept

[ivory pilot]

bhai mere patience nhi hai uss din toh gand hi faad di thi uski bkl nasha karta rehta hai aur qualify karna hai

[ionic gull]

[olive spear]

Poem ko rate karo out of 10 pls pura padhna

[distant pawn]

Avee night hai evening nahi

[shy garnet]

male ya female woh kon batayega. s

[restive dagger]

Ohh nicee where in canada tho

[olive spear]

Read my poem and rate it out of 10

[frail scroll]

I'm a guy🙏

[frozen dew]

Koini

[shy garnet]

fir toh mushkil hai koi bhaav dega

[ivory pilot]

choro aab khatam bc jee ki mkc reservation system lauda baat khatam

[ionic gull]

[vast magnet]

uski yaad to har baat pe aati hai
aakhein band karke yaad karleti hun
par jab bikul nhi raha jaata
to dhundne nikal jaati hun

[shy garnet]

pura padh liya toh 0/10 na hojaye

[distant pawn]

Par Ross mera fav hai

[vast magnet]

[olive spear]

Koi na padho to bas

[frail scroll]

Kis kaam ka fir ye server

[prime zinc]

hi

[shy garnet]

understandable. all your frustration is valid bhai

[shy garnet]

pune se ho? there maybe ppl from pune..keep looking

[distant pawn]

Apki shayri badee dino baad dekhi

[shy garnet]

wah wah. telepathy sahi thi mtlb meri. let me add/correct this more

[gloomy lance]

[ivory pilot]

bhai agar woh deserve karta toh mujhe koi dikkat nhi thi lekin hai woh mc bc mere tution mein aata tha girls washroom mein cam fix kiya tha aur usi time pakda gaya chutiya bhikari

[shy garnet]

saskatchewan

[distant pawn]

Avveee bkl mai doo baar bola fir kehta hai kis kaam hai ya server...hypocrisy

[gloomy lance]

Hello

🥀

[distant pawn]

Gupt rog ?

[spiral hamlet]

a name well suited ....hello 👋🏻

[restive dagger]

Ohh icc have u ever visited?

[gloomy lance]

😭 nhi bro kyuu

Tf

[gloomy lance]

Hainnaa wassup

[vast magnet]

ye to shayari nhi thi
tumhe kya lagta hai
meri mehbooba ki taareef kuch shabdo mein
sameti jaa sakti hai?
duniya ka koi alfaaz uski khoobsurti ko aise bayaan nhi kar sakta

[distant pawn]

Wo fool murjahya rha na to mai socha....nvm

[vast magnet]

karo

[gloomy lance]

[spiral hamlet]

yee.... nothing aaj 4 baje tk baithke padhna hai 🫩🫩🫩🤓👆🏻

[frozen dew]

🙄

[gloomy lance]

💔 mereko bhi padhna hai yrr kya hi bolu ...thodi der me jaunga

[shy garnet]

uski yaad kayi baaton pe aati hai
aankhein band ho ya khuli,
hamesha sataati hai
toh kabhi mei usse dhundne nikal jaati hu
mujhe kya, mei toh haathi hu
toh us tak pohoch hi nahi paati hu

[distant pawn]

waah bhery nice...

[spiral hamlet]

saame samee...kya padhte ho waise

[frozen dew]

😛

[shy garnet]

nai na. woi toh rona hai. she isnt able to come, kyuki settle hona hai, lot of exps. aur yaha kisi ka passport/visa nai

[gloomy lance]

🥀 clg ka

[vast magnet]

[distant pawn]

Koi baat nahi bhai 12 baje kai baad mai Asa hi baat karta hu

[vast magnet]

nice

[spiral hamlet]

ohhhh 💔

[silver heath]

lurking

[gloomy lance]

Itz ok

[vast magnet]

[vast magnet]

why

[ivory pilot]

chalo revision tame gn

[distant pawn]

Haathi hun ?😂

[shy garnet]

baapre. sed

[gloomy lance]

@shy garnet bro mera channel subscribe karega kya🥀

[restive dagger]

Omg yea ye panga rehta h bht but once she get settled there to try krlo aap sb jne ki as visitor

[shy garnet]

haan. samay se inspired. comedy in shayari

[quaint shuttle]

oh, humour. Confusing

[distant pawn]

Bhaiya 3-3 comon frnd do i know u ?

[olive spear]

Mai aya bade dino bad ek server mai ,,
Server ne pehchan ne se hi mana kar diya ,,,
Aakhir isme unki bhi kya galti
Kuch log naye the jo mere bad aaye the
Wo kese pehchanenge ki mai kon hu
Jo mere purane khas dost the
Unki yado mai bhi mai kahi kho sa gaya hu
Aakhir aya hi itne dino bad hu.
Galti meri bhi hai agar mai rehta active to shayad rehta yad sabko ,
Kuch logo ne username change kar liya aur kuch logo ne id hi new bana li kuch server chhod ke chale gaye kuch ne banali apni
Nayi Pehchaan.
Server to wesa ka wesa hi hai
Par log badal gaye ek sham

Mai aaya bade dino bad ek server mai ......... Pls read 😭😭😭

[restive dagger]

Tu fir agaya bhai

[quaint shuttle]

oath

what am i doing

im doing

uh

im

im doing

im doing i guess

i

[distant pawn]

Aveee itna bada bada message likhna band kar warna sijuka bhaga kai lejaunga

[quaint shuttle]

am

im doing

uhhhhh

what am i doing

[shy garnet]

why not

[gloomy lance]

Damnn...Mera pehle anmol naam se tha username ...mujhe toh yaad nhi aara

U tell

[distant pawn]

Hathi wala joke ? Suna hai ?

[dusty thunder]

#writers-trial

[gloomy lance]

Link bhejta dm me

[quaint shuttle]

my portable earth thinking machine

[gloomy lance]

[olive spear]

Le jao bhagake par pls read to karo meri poem 😭😭

[gloomy lance]

Tu toh bol hi mat

[silver heath]

too tired to talk

the room is saturated

[distant pawn]

Anmol to shayd mod tha...

[olive spear]

Pls guys poem padhlo na itni bhi bekar nahi likhta hu mai 😭😭

[quaint shuttle]

manipulate the gravity then

[silver totem]

Hie

[viscid ivy]

hi

guys

[vast magnet]

exhausted

[quaint shuttle]

kitty

[viscid ivy]

hello oth

[quaint shuttle]

ei

why am I always here when you come online

[vast magnet]

abe ye krish

[quaint shuttle]

i feel very nalla

[viscid ivy]

youre always online

[silver heath]

uhmm i am mixing words now

[distant pawn]

Assi huggi hui shayri likhga to doremon ki gend marlunga

[shy garnet]

1.5 lakh per person. raste pe ajayengy humlog. wahi rehna pad jayega illegals ki tarah 😭

[quaint shuttle]

am i?

i wonder

[viscid ivy]

yes

[olive spear]

"Koi 22 ka recharge karega Mera pls " lol 😂 mai ese massage bhi likha karta tha pehle

[viscid ivy]

if you know

[gloomy lance]

Nahi nahi vo vala nhi ...

[quaint shuttle]

i know what

[shy garnet]

suna hai, yaad nai ara abhi

[viscid ivy]

nvm

lyrics

[vast magnet]

issokay
what did you do

[dusty thunder]

chal yr chutkule suna

[olive spear]

Aap kavi ho aap sunao kavita

[quaint shuttle]

i know the song

oh

[distant pawn]

Koi nhai abb to phechan hogi...Haan to gupt rog Kasa hai apka ?

[quaint shuttle]

gotcha

[vast magnet]

because im jobless

[viscid ivy]

oath ko bola

[vast magnet]

im not panicking rn

[hoary robin]

No its ghoomar

[vast magnet]

let the panic hit and I'll be the most busy

[distant pawn]

Asa gandu jagha pai mai apni Kala ka prdarshan nahi karta market mai value girti hai...

[gloomy lance]

😭

[quaint shuttle]

dirty dirty dirty, is this room for garbage?

[silver heath]

no nashe bhai, i became firmer on my decision to quit everything a week back

[hoary robin]

Bhajiya pfp

[viscid ivy]

bro this guy talks like pranav

[quaint shuttle]

mei being online is all nfox's fault

[hoary robin]

Kanda vada lag raha

[shy garnet]

dc delete karke gayab

[quaint shuttle]

because he is pranav

[shy garnet]

rage delete

[hoary robin]

Wtf did I do

[silver heath]

who

[quaint shuttle]

no it's vada pav with cornflakes

[viscid ivy]

Residence

[quaint shuttle]

i talked a lot three days back

[silver heath]

hi

[hoary robin]

Yes gc is full of garbage

[distant pawn]

Sab excuses Hota hai jobless hona choice hai majburi nahi...

[viscid ivy]

Hi

[quaint shuttle]

and it's causing me to open the app a lot

[silver heath]

vc ayega

[quaint shuttle]

are you calling me garbage

[vast magnet]

elab
dm mein batade if not here

[restive dagger]

Areyy itna to nahi hota my rels also applied

[viscid ivy]

room8 sleeping

[hoary robin]

Lyo lyo lyo ye bhi meri galti hai

[restive dagger]

Aww bros mad

[silver heath]

sadge

[vast magnet]

wow yaar
too good

[quaint shuttle]

yes

[shy garnet]

addicted to attention

[quaint shuttle]

because you were online

[hoary robin]

Can’t confirm or deny

[quaint shuttle]

i cannot deny this

but

[shy garnet]

kitne ki padh rahi flights? kaha rehte canada mei

[hoary robin]

Going offline in a day or two

[silver heath]

vc ayegi? typing is a pain rn

[quaint shuttle]

i dont really care with discord folks

[olive spear]

Mere dm mai suna do fir

[viscid ivy]

🙁

[shy garnet]

your sub conscious says different things

[vast magnet]

2 mins

[hoary robin]

Enjoy my company as long as you can

[olive spear]

😭

[quaint shuttle]

it's just that im really bored and it's fun to come here when there are people to talk to

[silver heath]

sortt

[distant pawn]

Koi nahi ilaaz hojayga Himmat mat haro

[quaint shuttle]

don't worry kitten, you're fine

[hoary robin]

Seedha bolo bakchodi karna achha lagta hai

[viscid ivy]

[gloomy lance]

[distant pawn]

Avve usma gandu sv bola hai to sv kai log bhi gandu honga including u....

[viscid ivy]

my legs are so sore

[quaint shuttle]

my sub is asleep

what did you do

[quaint shuttle]

what else did i say

[distant pawn]

Asa wow bolna sao wada paw bhi nahi milta mehnat Karni padti hai

[shy garnet]

?

[hoary robin]

Whole lot of things

[quaint shuttle]

that was for krish

[olive spear]

Is server mai aap bhi ho
Aur wese bhi mai to 1.5 sal bad aya na

[hoary robin]

Who eats vadapav with cornflakes tf

[quaint shuttle]

your part was only the tagged one

[prime zinc]

[hoary robin]

Abomination

[vast magnet]

yes babe
comeback is coming back

[quaint shuttle]

good vadapavs have cornflakes wt

f

you gujrati

[distant pawn]

Mai bhi 1.5baad aya or mai kab bola ki I am kot gandu...everyone is gandu u and me all gandus

[quaint shuttle]

dunno shit

and secondly, the picture isn't mine

[hoary robin]

Using gujrati as a gaali won’t work on me

[distant pawn]

Come back ka bhi comeback 👍

[quaint shuttle]

i dont click photos of food I eat

[shy garnet]

kbhi kbhi you dont tag like this one isiliye confuse hogaya

[hoary robin]

I only eat vadapav with ketchup

[olive spear]

Ohh par sunado na 😭😭

[quaint shuttle]

hating on your very own people

bad vadapavs can be fixed by a little bit of ketchup

[distant pawn]

Arra dusra device khelna hoa rehna doo

[vast magnet]

.

[quaint shuttle]

good ones don't need it

im not a big vadapav person tho

samosa pav anyday

[distant pawn]

@shy garnet meri shayri kha dekhi thi apana ?

[hoary robin]

Whole human race is my people wdym

[quaint shuttle]

but samosa pav is too much after one

[hoary robin]

Edible food anyday

[quaint shuttle]

vadapav can be eaten twice in one go

[shy garnet]

accredited section

[quaint shuttle]

but they're not very own are they

[olive spear]

Guys mere phone ki battery kharab ho gayi bar bar restart ho jata hai kya karu ?

[quaint shuttle]

very very own would be your family

[hoary robin]

Is ultapav a thing or gujjus making shit up

[quaint shuttle]

descending order

gujju shit

[distant pawn]

Ya kha hai

[hoary robin]

I’m not bounded by worldly orders

Make my own

[quaint shuttle]

nah nah

have dahi with your maggi

spicy maggi

[shy garnet]

#accredited-section

[hoary robin]

Maggi with ketchup

[quaint shuttle]

overspice your maggi and add dahi to it

nah

don't think I'm gonna like that very much

[hoary robin]

I’m allergic to dahi

[quaint shuttle]

nub

[hoary robin]

[quaint shuttle]

who's allergic to dahi man

dahi is literally so good

i could eat it wth everything

i have dahi almost everyday

[shy garnet]

i hate dahi

[quaint shuttle]

evil

[shy garnet]

so sourr

[hoary robin]

Dahi bhat is common in Maha I think?

I like bhajiya bhat

[quaint shuttle]

i dont like sour stuff but dahi is fine for me

[shy garnet]

khwabon wali poem bheju kya wopas

[quaint shuttle]

dahi bhat

yes but I haven't had it that many times

[hoary robin]

And whats that besan ka curry types with bhat

[quaint shuttle]

although I like it

kadhi chawal

[hoary robin]

Nub

[quaint shuttle]

besan ka curry?

[distant pawn]

Haa pls

[shy garnet]

oxymoron

[hoary robin]

Full besan

[quaint shuttle]

don't you call me a moron

full besan

[shy garnet]

kavi apni kavita khud bhul gaye

[quaint shuttle]

like besan strips in spicy curry?

like dal dhokli but spicy?

[hoary robin]

Zunka is dry no!

[quaint shuttle]

oh

[hoary robin]

?

[quaint shuttle]

pithla you mean

gotcha

zunka is dry, pithla is a little jellyish

thicker but not dry

i like zhunka more

and then there's thalipeeth

[distant pawn]

Ara wo device change Kara to usma sab maal pani tha gayab hogya

[hoary robin]

Yes I think pithla

[quaint shuttle]

it's made like a dosae

[hoary robin]

Zhunka is good

[quaint shuttle]

zhunka pithla both are made using besan only

[hoary robin]

Yes

[distant pawn]

Nvm gnn

[quaint shuttle]

texture mei difference

[proper meteor]

Ye sab dekh toh craving hone lagi

[shy garnet]

acha acha

[gloomy lance]

[quaint shuttle]

kavi ko dekh ke craving ho rahi hai

[hoary robin]

[quaint shuttle]

name checks out indeed

[proper meteor]

[viscid ivy]

oath sl33p

[quaint shuttle]

im on hyperactive mode

[restive dagger]

I liked it tho not subscribed btw

[quaint shuttle]

i have an interview tomorrow

[minor vine]

hello

[gloomy lance]

Which one

[quaint shuttle]

you guys have to pray for me in all religions

[shy garnet]

tough audience

[quaint shuttle]

im not prepped at all

[shy garnet]

kya hua

[restive dagger]

Ours was alr booked one person ki ws around $900 n i live in toronto

[gloomy lance]

Fr dude

[hoary robin]

As if thats gonna save your ass

[quaint shuttle]

@shy garnet ye hua

i mean what if it does

[hoary robin]

Do you have dahi-cheeni before exams?

[quaint shuttle]

nop

[gloomy lance]

Judaism also?

[hoary robin]

One of my Maharashtrian friend’s mother used to gave us that before boards

[shy garnet]

torronto ko direct flights hogi isiliye cheaper..saskatchewan jana hai toh pehle torronto ya alberta layover ata..usse pehle delhi ya dubai ka jo hota woh bhi

[hoary robin]

It worked ig

[quaint shuttle]

every god that's operational would work

[quaint shuttle]

damn

[hoary robin]

Oxymoron again

[urban mauve]

Guys

[shy garnet]

toh in all..around 70-75k if we book 2-3months in advance..i guess this is one way

[quaint shuttle]

bhakarwadi

[hoary robin]

Puranpoli yaad aa gayi

[quaint shuttle]

meet @proven cave

[hoary robin]

Bhatiyawadi

[quaint shuttle]

paani likes bhakarwadi

puran poli

i love my Nani's puranpolis so much

my my

[urban mauve]

[viscid ivy]

same

[distant pawn]

Milgayi shayri thanks too raznaaaaa

Abb mai jara Sona gn subh ratriii

[hoary robin]

Maharashtra leading in fake babas nowadays

[quaint shuttle]

omg all the best

[prime zinc]

Bhaii ek toh ye clg wale Naya lecture shuru ni krre, wahi chapter 1 mahine se pdh rha hu

[urban mauve]

Kavita karo ek last kavi ji

[prime zinc]

Kya pdhu smjh ni aara

[quaint shuttle]

do they work?

[hoary robin]

What’s the interview about?

[quaint shuttle]

internship

[hoary robin]

Meh, ez

[gloomy lance]

U can try

[quaint shuttle]

i can't believe I'll have to do a j*b

[restive dagger]

idk abb other provinces but thas a lot

[hoary robin]

Fake the confidence

[shy garnet]

before you step in- remind yourself this. doesnt matter how much i prepped, these 30mins- if i am able to be my best-confident self, nothing else matters to me. i dont have to think if i get accepted or not, i just have to focus on being present and pulling this off in the last moment like i always do

[quaint shuttle]

go ahead

confidence isn't an issue for me

[hoary robin]

before you step in- remind yourself this. doesnt matter how much i prepped, these 30mins- if i am able to be my best-confident self, nothing else matters to me. i dont have to think if i get accepted or not, i just have to focus on being present and pulling this off in the last moment like i always do

[gloomy lance]

Knowledge?

[quaint shuttle]

so it's a bit complicated to explain but what im going in for is stuff im not familiar with, it's pretty new for me

[gloomy lance]

😭 sry

Jk

[quaint shuttle]

or anybody who's giving the interview honestly

[hoary robin]

Or just listen No Time for Caution

[shy garnet]

Hmm. my sis said they will plan december mei india trip. tb bohot thandi hogi. but idk how they will adapt back to indian climate, traffic, people

[quaint shuttle]

raaaa

[hoary robin]

Which is how most interviews go

[urban mauve]

Gaf fad motivation

[hoary robin]

Whats Gaf

[shy garnet]

see if there are many gods , they will be busy arguing ki oath ko pass kare ya nai

[urban mauve]

Gan

D

[hoary robin]

@kind cairn before you step in- remind yourself this. doesnt matter how much i prepped, these 30mins- if i am able to be my best-confident self, nothing else matters to me. i dont have to think if i get accepted or not, i just have to focus on being present and pulling this off in the last moment like i always do

[quaint shuttle]

but atleast I know stuff from my field I've worked on so far, these new projects are completely out of my domain. it's useful to me but ive not worked on any of those systems yet

[long fractal]

@hoary robin paaji kal chuti hai job pe

[hoary robin]

Then why do you wanna work in it

[hoary robin]

Who you

[shy garnet]

itna bada motivation likha

[quaint shuttle]

do you like know me by any chance

[shy garnet]

finally

[quaint shuttle]

im a good person, they should be in my favour

[long fractal]

Your paaji

[hoary robin]

I don’t have any

[urban mauve]

Small dik big dream

[shy garnet]

fir theek hai. meine head god se baat karli hai, dw. sleep

[quaint shuttle]

because it's fun and something I want to experiment with

[long fractal]

Apka bacchpan ka paaji

[shy garnet]

i use that b4 every exam

[quaint shuttle]

thanks mommy

aww

[hoary robin]

Say that to the panel then

[quaint shuttle]

ofc i will

[shy garnet]

and i passed the last exam i gave

[hoary robin]

Mera bachpan toh bohot gareebi me tha

[shy garnet]

didnt think i would..

[quaint shuttle]

they're pretty chill people

I've talked to them before

[shy garnet]

lekin woh time pe yahi socha and went for it

[quaint shuttle]

muehehehehehehe

[shy garnet]

and i got 63/100

[long fractal]

Toh abhi ameer hogya

[quaint shuttle]

if they remember my project then it'll be a plus

[hoary robin]

Nowhere close

[shy garnet]

chalo bohot yapping hogayi aaj

[quaint shuttle]

@stable basin be friends with @hoary robin

[long fractal]

bachpan bi garibi mein biti javani bi garibi mein nikal di

[quaint shuttle]

ayeeee congorachewlacionss

[hoary robin]

Marna bhi gareebi me hai, par aap ho kon

[hoary robin]

[quaint shuttle]

oke byee

[shy garnet]

thank you thank you

[long fractal]

Apka paaji

[shy garnet]

bye. atb oath

[quaint shuttle]

proud proud

[hoary robin]

All the best oath aunty

[quaint shuttle]

before you step in- remind yourself this. doesnt matter how much i prepped, these 30mins- if i am able to be my best-confident self, nothing else matters to me. i dont have to think if i get accepted or not, i just have to focus on being present and pulling this off in the last moment like i always do

[hoary robin]

Pfp achhi lagayi hai toh baate bhi achhi karo

[quaint shuttle]

thank

[long fractal]

kaisi baate kare batao

[hoary robin]

Pyaar bhari

[long fractal]

Pyaar sa vishvas uthgaya paaji

[balmy dagger]

kaam krrhi thi yar 😿

[hoary robin]

Kyu kya ho gaya

[balmy dagger]

sone jatiu ab 😿

gunnite chat

[restive dagger]

Acha thas great tho n ngl thand me aana is better but i get wym came here after 4.5 yrs n diff lgra thha sb

[long fractal]

Vo ladki ko dil ki baat boli toh block kardiya paaji

[prime zinc]

Gunnie

[hoary robin]

Deserved

[prime zinc]

Mehak

[long fractal]

Aur sunao aap

Apka love story

[hoary robin]

No

[long fractal]

Sunana padaga paaji

Galt baat ni

[hoary robin]

[shy garnet]

hmm. torronto saturate nai hogaya hai ab? mei suna

[shy garnet]

usne likha tha kuch ..for you

[vernal violet]

Hii

[hoary robin]

Canada hi saturate ho gaya hai

[long fractal]

Toh sidha kardo

[shy garnet]

woh bhi hai. par utna nai..

[hoary robin]

I think last year Indian students were among the lowest immigrants

Or visa appliers, however you see

[hoary robin]

[shy garnet]

woh log ne bhi kam kiya hoga acceptance..aur applicants bhi kam hore right

[vast magnet]

mere saath when ?

[shy garnet]

mehenga hai kaafi

[hoary robin]

Yup, Chinese zyada the I think

[shy garnet]

jobs milti nai upar se

[long fractal]

Apka pfp bhot accha paaji

[shy garnet]

canadian exp maangte new immigrants se bhi

kaha se layengy

[hoary robin]

thanks

Fall 2023 ke batch se issues badh gaye hai

Unke pehle toh fir bhi thik thak hai

[shy garnet]

achaa

meri behen '21 se try karri thi

'24 mei accept hua

PR visa

[hoary robin]

Plus the students who opt for PGD courses have lesser chances

For tech jobs

[shy garnet]

accha

[urban mauve]

Anyone alive

[hoary robin]

Compared to MTech/MSc vagera

[shy garnet]

tech ka toh apna alag issues bhi hai na

ai jabse aya

[hoary robin]

True

[hoary robin]

Aah good that ho gaya

[shy garnet]

india mei khud senior tech positions walo ko

nikaal rahe

and they are struggling to find jobs

ulta hai tech ka toh..more age,exp..less value

[weary veldt]

[hoary robin]

kare toh kare kya

[shy garnet]

good i am not in tech

commerce best

[weary veldt]

Mera ek dost adhe ghante pehle mujhe bata raha tha why I should do Bca

[shy garnet]

wah

[hoary robin]

You’ve chosen permanent unemployment rather than circumstantial one

[vernal violet]

mhu comrce

[shy garnet]

bca ke ""baad"" tu ye sab kar sakta ..aisa kuch bola?

[hoary robin]

Good friend

[worthy ingot]

Ye bhawra

[shy garnet]

[hoary robin]

Bhawre ne khilaya ful ful ko le gaya raajkunvar

[weary veldt]

Pehle bolta tha, ab mai vahi sab karra hun jo baad me karna tha

[hoary robin]

Ssup surya boi

[worthy ingot]

Wrong dholida lyrics

[shy garnet]

nice

[weary veldt]

Javed Ali kya crazy singer hai 😔

[hoary robin]

no dholida

[long fractal]

Marjao paaji

[dusty thunder]

mai maar sprint game done krdi rehge khade to khade

[worthy ingot]

Nfox ki lugayi bhag gayi

[hoary robin]

Perfect. Uske pehle euthanasia legal karwaunga

[hoary robin]

Haww kab hua ye

[chilly elk]

hey chat

[worthy ingot]

Atankwadio ki prem kahani nahi hoti

[dusky island]

Heyy gays

[dusky island]

Unka balatkar hota haii

[hoary robin]

How do you know

[topaz drift]

[silver heath]

@vast magnet i f'ed up, battery dead

and the wifi doesnt allow an RTC connection

and I dont have a phone ka charger currently

sowwy

[vast magnet]

wow

[silver heath]

😭

[vast magnet]

left me mid convo

[topaz drift]

Yo

[vast magnet]

hurt hua

[tiny night]

lungi dance lungi dance lungi dance

[topaz drift]

Acha hua

[vast magnet]

abb main

[silver heath]

genuine maafi

[vast magnet]

i'll remember it

[craggy field]

Hello

[vast magnet]

[topaz drift]

[topaz drift]

Oye tu bhak

[dusky island]

Gays

Chat is dead

[topaz drift]

Lesbs

[dusky island]

Noo gays

[topaz drift]

Me is ded

[vast magnet]

me and residence aren't frens anymore

this dude's phone battery always low

[topaz drift]

No frens

[naive mist]

My

Ppl

Are

[topaz drift]

Good for residue

[naive mist]

Dead or what

[dawn panther]

[naive mist]

Garmi

[dawn panther]

Good morning

[naive mist]

So much

Heat

[vast magnet]

I think I need to make more frens
mare irl frens

[toxic wave]

Soo jana bhaj

Bhai

[vast magnet]

will go all in

[shy garnet]

hello

[toxic wave]

Hello 👋

[shy garnet]

sosoye nai

[dusky island]

Heyyy

[vast magnet]

noi

Im too jobless

[toxic wave]

@high helm my fren

[naive mist]

Haana

[vast magnet]

let the academic stress hit

and let me panick

[toxic wave]

Pehchana muhje ?

[shy garnet]

aur bata, kya chal ra

[vast magnet]

I'll be all set

[naive mist]

Tu hai buss

Ik

But tu kaun hai

Me nai jaanta

Par me janta

[toxic wave]

Apan sath mai valo khele the

Ek baar

[topaz drift]

Mar jaoge

Nahi jee paoge aise

[naive mist]

Me alag hu

[toxic wave]

Tuhje carry kiya tha

[naive mist]

Me valo life me nai khela

😭

[vast magnet]

@topaz drift kuch bhot kharab bol that I leave this sv now

[toxic wave]

Virgin wala dhrumil hai ?

[naive mist]

Dusra dhrumil hoga koi

[vast magnet]

is this rae fan dhrumil

[toxic wave]

Kya farak padhta hai

Saare dhrumil gandu hote hai

[naive mist]

No

Rae who?

[vast magnet]

wahi hai

[toxic wave]

Meri ex gf

[naive mist]

Lole

[naive mist]

No

Bolaa naaaaa

Gussa krungaaa

Rooegii

😡

[dawn panther]

Andi mandi krwalo kisi. Se

[topaz drift]

No yar, I dont like to be rude to girls

[naive mist]

Samjii naaaa

[vast magnet]

bruh

[dawn panther]

[dawn panther]

Ultimate solution hai

[toxic wave]

Yeh kya ganda ganda banner lagaya hai

[vast magnet]

[shy garnet]

srizzty aaj costing ka all nighter karri kya

[toxic wave]

Baate achi nhi karti kam se kam banner acha laga leti

[vast magnet]

yes, I'll know the cost of not studying

[naive mist]

Wow

[vast magnet]

isn't kuki a guy

[shy garnet]

traumas se tera bhi humor acha hora

[topaz drift]

Sojao baccha , ya fir mai call kr dunga

[dawn panther]

Nhi apko ni pta ye

[toxic wave]

Pfp mast hai 😋😋

[dawn panther]

[vast magnet]

[topaz drift]

Krti

[vast magnet]

ok thats worse

[toxic wave]

Ladka hai ? Yeh

[dawn panther]

Nikhil suar kyu glt bta rha sabko

[vast magnet]

it's time to run away

run far from this place

[dawn panther]

Bye good night 💤

[vast magnet]

this sv has ruined me a lot

I can't afford more

[toxic wave]

😔😔

[dawn panther]

[topaz drift]

See ? I can talk even more worse

[vast magnet]

kaafi downfall aaya

[toxic wave]

Insta deke leave karna

[topaz drift]

Bisexual hai

[shy garnet]

downfall??

[vast magnet]

jabse ye join kiya

[topaz drift]

You ruined this svr

[shy garnet]

bhai ca ka exam baki hai abhi dena

[vast magnet]

bhot zyada downfall and I hate it 🥰

[vast magnet]

bkl

[toxic wave]

Dm mai dena

[dusky island]

Bhai maal aagar cemera me dikh gaya to kasuri methi hai yesa bol sakte hai kya help mi

[vast magnet]

that would still have the element of hardwork

[vast magnet]

can you stfu

[shy garnet]

oh you are not ready for it

[long fractal]

Dm anaa

[vast magnet]

kisi or se ID maango

[topaz drift]

Tereko bhagane ke liye bol rha wo

[shy garnet]

warlock ke rizz se mei id na de baithu

[crisp frost]

Dm anaa

[vast magnet]

kya tujhe nhi pata im a celibate

[crisp frost]

Cp

[long fractal]

Aap hi ko bulaya

[crisp frost]

Tag

[vast magnet]

I'm not even ready for tomorrow aap paper ki baat kar rhe

[topaz drift]

Wot is this ?

[long fractal]

Aao toh

[dusky island]

Heyy

[indigo umbra]

[crisp frost]

Aap adi ke dm mai jao or fir tea do

[shy garnet]

KKal kuch hai?

[vast magnet]

bhaagungi ek dum crazy
iss baar bhagungi to grad se pehle nhi aaungi

[shy garnet]

kya hogiya aaj tene

[vast magnet]

meri maut ka tamasha

[crisp frost]

That would be more fun

[topaz drift]

Matlab 3 saal tak ?

[dusky island]

Dost ganja fukte pakdi gayi haii

[vast magnet]

brahmacharya

[topaz drift]

Ari bc

[vast magnet]

hopefully

[shy garnet]

uske saath tu bhi thi kya

[dusky island]

Noiiii

[vast magnet]

celibacy

[long fractal]

@coral walrus Dm aao

[crisp frost]

Dard hota hai dard hone do

[topaz drift]

Aur jo tu ladko ko taadti hai insta pe wo ?

[dusky island]

Mene jala ke dis tha bus

[crisp frost]

Zakham ghera hai

Yaad aiye hai

[shy garnet]

fir konsa nasha ki hai aaj

[crisp frost]

Muje geene do

[long fractal]

Tumara baap

[dusky island]

Dost pakdi gayi

[long fractal]

[crisp frost]

Ss taken

[vast magnet]

kj paise kaise kamaate hai

[topaz drift]

Koi baat nahi , pr ab jaldi soja , nahi to spam call aa jayega

[vast magnet]

I can't stand this gareebi no more

[shy garnet]

ye tera fav emoji hai na

[dusky island]

Yesss lavde lagne pr ye wala

Dard chupane ko

[vast magnet]

aaya tha
kaat diya

[dusky island]

ye wala

[topaz drift]

@vast magnet

[long fractal]

@coral walrus Abhi pado

[vast magnet]

tg meri gareebi pe hasta hai

[topaz drift]

Abe utha leti , 2000 milne wale the uspe

[crisp frost]

[vast magnet]

you're not ready for what comes on my feed

[dusky island]

Bhai koi BJP ke realy me gaya tha

[vast magnet]

no ehsaan needed

[crisp frost]

Field alag alag hai wrong human se advice mange pe has rha hu

[dusky island]

Paise ke liye

[topaz drift]

Acha

[long fractal]

Tu sikhayga

Tari

[topaz drift]

Abe mereko 2000 aarhe the , tere acc se

[shy garnet]

kj paise kaise taise waise ..Jaise Main Padhun Mere Dil Mei Jo
Meri Aankein Bhi Padhein Teri aankhon ko

[crisp frost]

Bihar ?

[topaz drift]

Ha , modi modi chillane ke liye

[vast magnet]

I don't even use insta
it's just an app on my phone atp

[dusky island]

Navi mumbai

[dusky island]

Haaa

[shy garnet]

teri personality woh bacche se match bhi khaati

[long fractal]

Lega mara vada pav

[crisp frost]

The art of blocking

Seekho

[vast magnet]

rakh le

[long fractal]

Legaa aajaaa

[dusky island]

yes bhaiii

[crisp frost]

Then xhudo

[long fractal]

Mana khud kardiya

[topaz drift]

Hmm, good , fir bhi , galeech insaan to tu hai na

[crisp frost]

Ya xhodo

[shy garnet]

meri kisse match hoti

[crisp frost]

[topaz drift]

Mai gya tha , mai rahul gandu bolkar aagya

[crisp frost]

Bechare ko kuch Kam hoga

[shy garnet]

kj kuch fix hua kya mcb ka

[topaz drift]

Kaha aaye , tune cut kr diya

[dusky island]

Tu mela pyala bhai haii

[crisp frost]

Mcb ?

[shy garnet]

good..job jana padega mtlb

[crisp frost]

Kj electrician ?

[dusky island]

Mene BJP ke raliy mai shiv sena ka gana lagaya tha

[vast magnet]

what makes you think i'd watch thirst traps
that too of guys 😭 🙏
not even kidding, guys who post thirst traps on the internet are such a turn off

[topaz drift]

Lesgoo

[shy garnet]

ye kuchu puchu lang apne hubby se karna

[crisp frost]

Teri ac kab lage gi ?

[vast magnet]

firse call karke dekh

[crisp frost]

Resign ki ,?

[dusky island]

Mera pati kuch nhi bolta mekko keu ki no sakh

[crisp frost]

[dusky island]

Darta hai mere se @shy garnet

Voo

[topaz drift]

Aisa kya ? Hmm .

[crisp frost]

Kitni dihadi mili ?

[vast magnet]

meri cousin ki shadi HR se hogi
it's a nice company
off campus placement ussi company mein
sortedddd

[topaz drift]

No wapas bhej

[shy garnet]

ye wale ladki se mei toh kbhi na daru

[dusky island]

Kuch bhi nahiii

[shy garnet]

which co

[crisp frost]

so just a bjp fan ?

[dusky island]

uske samne to yese nahi hota

[crisp frost]

[topaz drift]

Referral lagwa de

[dusky island]

Paisa maine to usme see mast khaya

[vast magnet]

I mean those guys know what and why they are posting it
I mean ew

[azure slate]

[shy garnet]

why resigning?

[dusky island]

Or nota ko vote dia

[vast magnet]

should I reveal

[topaz drift]

And agar body pe jo hardwork kiya , wo dalna ho to ?

[crisp frost]

To whi pucha 😭 kitne mile ?

[shy garnet]

dm

[azure slate]

Nota ko vote dena is wasting vote

[shy garnet]

increment

[topaz drift]

Encrypted dal de

[dusky island]

5000 Or 1000 voting

[vast magnet]

what if tera PI itna kharab ho ki wo mera bhi firse PI lele

[dusky island]

Ke

[hoary robin]

[crisp frost]

Tf

6 k

For voting

[vast magnet]

no.

[shy garnet]

toh kese hota

[topaz drift]

[crisp frost]

Iski ma ka

[topaz drift]

Fir to dono ko gaali sath me padegi

[crisp frost]

1 din ka 6 k ?

[dusky island]

Aale vo tola paltanal hai

[dusky island]

Pura

[topaz drift]

Neend time

[dusky island]

Paisa fooka

[crisp frost]

Kitne din .

[topaz drift]

Good night

Frllas

[crisp frost]

?

[topaz drift]

Fellas

[shy garnet]

achha

[dusky island]

Bus 5 din

[topaz drift]

Have a sweet dream u all

[crisp frost]

Or karna kya tha

[topaz drift]

Except sitty

[crisp frost]

Jo bhi tha

[vast magnet]

tujhe to sirf gaali padegi
meri to naukri jayegi na

[topaz drift]

She shd have a nightmare

[crisp frost]

Merko bhi karna hai

[topaz drift]

Ha True that

[crisp frost]

I also need 6 k

[topaz drift]

[vast magnet]

mereko sweet dreams aate bhi nhi hai
only trauma

[dusky island]

Kuch nahii ham too mazak udate the Or BJP ka slo gun ko shiv sena ka dete the

Gati se

[topaz drift]

[shy garnet]

paltanal?

[vast magnet]

chat it's time

[azure slate]

Dream catcher lelo

[vast magnet]

to stop the vellapanti

and lock in

[dusky island]

Or khane me chickan bhi milta tha

[crisp frost]

ye sab gujarat mai kyu nhi ho rha

[dusky island]

Or veg bhi

[vast magnet]

mere dream koi or catch karega?

[dusky island]

Modiji modii modii

[azure slate]

Yes

[crisp frost]

Gujarat mai paise nhi udane padte already supporter.hai

Ig

[modest fulcrum]

lavdein bhojyam

[vast magnet]

kyun catch karega
how did he/she get the access

akela

[shy garnet]

sabko trauma hi hora aajkal

[crisp frost]

Ye dream catcher kya hai

[shy garnet]

khush kon hai

[modest fulcrum]

srizzzty

[vast magnet]

why so free

[dusky island]

yaha pr direct voting ke din raid padti

[azure slate]

Jaha vote paiso se bikte hai wahi paise baate jaate hai

[crisp frost]

Or truma ka nam liya or akela a gya

[modest fulcrum]

who

[crisp frost]

[vast magnet]

[dusky island]

Muje kya mai to nota vali huu

[modest fulcrum]

saara trauma teri gend me fit krdunga

[vast magnet]

[crisp frost]

@coral walrus

[azure slate]

Woh raaz bhi usi k sath chala gaya

[vast magnet]

why am I so vella

[dusky island]

Kyaaa bhaii

[shy garnet]

kuch nai

[modest fulcrum]

ohhh

[vast magnet]

yaar 💔

[modest fulcrum]

i see

[azure slate]

Bengali?

[crisp frost]

Hume bi dikha

[vast magnet]

abb dekhti hun konsa maai ka laal internship nhi dega

[dusky island]

Bhai suraj water park ja rahi maii

[shy garnet]

kya bola meine

[dusky island]

Subhee

[shy garnet]

[modest fulcrum]

internship kregi?

[dawn panther]

Ye kya hai

[azure slate]

Chatgpt

[modest fulcrum]

nice

[dawn panther]

Suraj water park

[dusky island]

Water park

[modest fulcrum]

maine bhi kri thi

[crisp frost]

Akela intership de rha

[modest fulcrum]

lavde

[vast magnet]

lagwa do
my dad no help

[dawn panther]

Suraj naam kon rkhta hai

[dusky island]

G***d marne ki traing

[modest fulcrum]

your dad big help ask money

[dusky island]

suraj ka baap

[shy garnet]

hein

[dawn panther]

Chi

[vast magnet]

paise bc paise
wahi nhi maangne na

bc how tf

do I fucking earn

[dawn panther]

[vast magnet]

why am I

[vast magnet]

so noob at everything

[modest fulcrum]

sorry aap mumbai nhi aa skte

[vast magnet]

moreover

[dusky island]

Gaan bech ke

[crisp frost]

Lavde ki intership

[vast magnet]

why tf do I crashout on this sv

[azure slate]

Earning money in India is tough

[modest fulcrum]

freelance karo bc

[vast magnet]

why don't I have frenssssss

[shy garnet]

AAre aaj na kal shadi hogi tb u will miss dad

[vast magnet]

once a legend said
"mereko jaana bhi nhi hai"

[modest fulcrum]

market ki ma chod do
jo kaam 1000 me hota ho tum 400 me karo

[modest fulcrum]

delhi sebhi nikaal denge

[vast magnet]

i won't
thanks
me no marry

makes sense

[dusky island]

Hila ke soja

Make sense

[modest fulcrum]

supply jada ho toh demand banani pdti hai

[shy garnet]

AAaj Kal sab no marry wale

[vast magnet]

yahaan se to nikalna hi hai

what a shithole

[dusky island]

Hai number duuu

Tekoo

[shy garnet]

koi marry wala hai??

[modest fulcrum]

no comments

[azure slate]

Shadi karne k liye bhi paisa lagta hai

[dusky island]

Maii

I marry to my pati

[modest fulcrum]

heinji?

[shy garnet]

lowkey wedding karlo

[vast magnet]

should've written bottle aage
at least funny lagta

[vast magnet]

marriage is a loss loss situation for me

[dusky island]

Noo

[crisp frost]

[vast magnet]

tru dat
court marriage ke bhi paise nhi hai

[shy garnet]

isko dekh..teri agebmei shadi karri madam @vast magnet

[crisp frost]

Chodu net

[crisp frost]

Train mai net kyu nhi dete

Me traveling

[dawn panther]

2 hi bje hai kya ohh

[shy garnet]

hhow so

[crisp frost]

Back to Ahmedabad

[vast magnet]

uski marzi

[dusky island]

Mera banda haii vo lesbain hogi

[crisp frost]

Home town

[azure slate]

Aajkal lowkey wedding k liye tumhe ek highly intelligent partner chahiye jiski shaadi ko leke 1000 expectations na ho

[crisp frost]

[modest fulcrum]

tere abbu ko ammi mubarak dalle

[dusky island]

Noo only hila ke soja

[azure slate]

Woh toh shadi k baad hoga na

[shy garnet]

tru. Partner mil jaye agar toh family wale mei koinna koi hoti hi kharche karane wala..ki "ek hi baar hoti shaadi"

[vast magnet]

I am too badtameez for any guy
I'll say something which will hurt his ego and he might kill me because that's the best they can do

[crisp frost]

The wedding is for the family so lokey not possible in most cases

[vast magnet]

self aware badtameez

[dusky island]

They have ego they are not man

[shy garnet]

seedha kill pe baat pohoch gayi, so much insta..touch some grass

[crisp frost]

Nobody is happy with anything

[vast magnet]

aware enough to know I am the problem
not enough to solve em

[crisp frost]

Sex walo ko kinki chiye

[dusky island]

I am happy with my friend is gay and his gf is lesbain

[crisp frost]

Mutthi walo ko sex