general-chat

[proven cave]

Ok

My bad

[crisp frost]

@coral walrus What should I guess

[proven cave]

M 1 min pehle hi ai hu

[dusty thunder]

yeh bhi hai, but why it is turning into a bad trip?

[inland path]

he meant touch some grass

[sharp pendant]

Koi streaming vc me stream Karo

[grim shore]

Achaaaa

[proven cave]

kitna faltu expectations hote hai logo se.. ye sb se door rho vai

[crisp frost]

Because I don't deem your presence as a nuisance I find it rather comforting

sachi

[grim shore]

???

[mellow belfry]

Hiee

[proven cave]

truth hai

[dusty thunder]

isliye kehte hai dont expect, just accept

[mellow belfry]

anyone from mumbai?

[restive dagger]

Cuz im getting bored here now

[grim shore]

bhakk

[restive dagger]

Well yk better

[proven cave]

? Accept what

[proven mirage]

Lagta hai 3st round ka time aa gya hai

[proven cave]

K

[dusty thunder]

whatta goal demn

[crisp frost]

raha nhi jata meme

[proven cave]

Mujhe kya

[dusty thunder]

arda guller

[grim shore]

so hi jaate haan

[proven cave]

[inland path]

we 💇

[grim shore]

[proven cave]

Yes so

[dusty thunder]

happens, watch netflix have chills😭

[proven cave]

[grim shore]

paaani noob

[sharp pendant]

Bayern München ftw

[proven cave]

Abko sirf apni hi padi hai m kyu sochu

Dumb hoon

[dusty thunder]

expectation ki jagah accept krna sikh jao

life will be easy

[proven cave]

[grim shore]

kya

kisko kehri

[dusty thunder]

go

[proven cave]

bap ko mat sikha.

[grim shore]

[proven cave]

Kisiko nahi

[inland path]

ik very well cutuu

[dusty thunder]

💔

[grim shore]

sab samajraha

[dusty thunder]

kya yr mummy

[grim shore]

.:

[proven cave]

I am

So hee jati hu

@queen field soh jana chahiye

[proven cave]

Kuch nahi samjh reh ho aap

[dusty thunder]

pure din kya krti aap

[proven cave]

sb aise hee hote hai

[grim shore]

[proven cave]

bht kaam hai mujhe..

[grim shore]

Paaani pagla gayi

[crisp frost]

Need to ask her

[dusty thunder]

achya

sojao yr mummy

why jagging full night

[crisp frost]

hug yourself you deserve it more

[proven cave]

aise hi bol dete hai. Rather than solving the issue

[proven cave]

ty tg.

[proven cave]

Yes gn !

[grim shore]

dm

[proven cave]

[crisp frost]

Well my vc with them is pending

[proven cave]

Nhi nhi I'm fine dw ty modizii

[dusty thunder]

fr

kj bhai

[proven cave]

Shi m yaar..

[dusty thunder]

bhai aaj 42 degree gya din me

maa hi chud gyi

[proven cave]

Seat p baitho toh steak ready ho jata hai

Bhai

Or humidity toh..

[dusty thunder]

ek to college ke ac ki bhi gand mar gyi

[proven cave]

[dusty thunder]

bhaiii ki kasam

30 bache ek kamre me

itni suffocation

isse badiua to hitler ka gas chamber ho bhai

[topaz drift]

Mast 4 ghante ac chala liya

Ab 30 min thanda rhega

[proven cave]

[topaz drift]

Fir wapas wahi humidity

[crisp frost]

I live in gujarat

[proven cave]

Input output kafi odd ratio nahi hai?

[crisp frost]

Temp is too High

[proven cave]

Tere waha bhi flamingo aate hai kya

?

[topaz drift]

Ha waisa hi hai kuch

[crisp frost]

Koi garmi ka mere samne rr mat karo

[topaz drift]

Garmi ki mkc

Mai to fir bhi bhari dhoop me bike chalaunga

[crisp frost]

44 degrees mai ate hai ?

[proven cave]

Maine suna tha aate toh hai.. ab kab aate hai wo ni pata

[prime zinc]

Waisse @restive dagger what are you pursuing in Canada?

[proven cave]

Ye modizu ekdm sbse best admi hai

Modiji

[crisp frost]

😭 😭

[proven cave]

#modiji

Are

@grim shore

[topaz drift]

Muh me dih ji

[proven cave]

[dusty thunder]

modihh ji

[prime zinc]

Modih

[topaz drift]

Aaj mast gym se aake raat 11 baje nahaya

[grim shore]

Haaa ji?

[proven cave]

Ship

[topaz drift]

Kya hi maja aagya

[proven cave]

Chup

[crisp frost]

Washing machine?

[prime zinc]

Crushhh hai ladkiyo ka

[proven cave]

sbse pyara

Padh lena chahiye

Bye

[grim shore]

No you

[topaz drift]

Mera crush to wo pahadan thi

[proven cave]

[topaz drift]

Bc block kr diya mujhe

[crisp frost]

ye indirectly compliment dena

[grim shore]

[proven cave]

Himachal?

[dusty thunder]

kr diya ya kar di?

[topaz drift]

Aur fir insta deactivate kr liya

[crisp frost]

Mera

[topaz drift]

Kya matlab nikla

[crisp frost]

Matlab gay couple?

[topaz drift]

Yus

[topaz drift]

Kr di

[proven cave]

Tbhi

Tu Kala hoga

[prime zinc]

Bhai woh kinni achi hai yaarr sirf mereko hi block list pe rkhi hai I'm so special for her

[dusty thunder]

w

wow

[topaz drift]

I am fair enough , and she was somewhat the same color as me

[prime zinc]

Ladki patt gayi

Clg wali

[proven cave]

fir kya hui.

[dusty thunder]

tum block kaise hore ho ladko

[proven cave]

I was jk though

[prime zinc]

Chattisgarh ki

[proven cave]

[topaz drift]

Usko pahadan chudail bol diya mai

[topaz drift]

Harkato ke karan

[proven cave]

satyavachan p bhi brkups hote hai

[grim shore]

mai toh block kardeta hoon logo ko 😔

[proven cave]

[topaz drift]

Chill hai

[proven cave]

jaise mujhe

[grim shore]

Never

[proven cave]

[proven cave]

[dusty thunder]

ladkiyo ko kala pasand hai but kaale ladke ni

the irony

[woven wadi]

Are modiji

[prime zinc]

Tbh mereko block Kiya usne for no reason, phir ussi din raat ko unblock krdi

[proven cave]

Maine sirf 1 insan ko block kiya hai..

[topaz drift]

Wahi na , samjhane ki koshish kari irl , ki tumhare yaha hote sach me chudail to isme bura kya lagana , lekin samjhi nahi wo

[woven wadi]

Trump se kya baat kia batao

[proven cave]

wo bhi majboori m

[prime zinc]

Mujhe

[inland path]

@grim shore kidhar rehte aajkal

[grim shore]

Maine kuch logo ko block Kiya hai

[proven cave]

[dusty thunder]

block krna is so childish i believe

[proven cave]

?

[proven cave]

+1

[dusty thunder]

maine to kisiko ni kra aaj tak

[prime zinc]

True

[grim shore]

Usually I don't block, maine apne ex ko bhi nai kiya tha

But kuch madarchodo ko karna padta hai

[proven cave]

Pahad m hote toh chudail wahi toh..

[dusty thunder]

maderchodo ko krna jaruri hai

[grim shore]

bass bhai kaam ghar, ghar kaam

[topaz drift]

Kaun bole ab use

[proven cave]

[prime zinc]

Bhai I still talk to my last girl , usse wp pe baat krta hu for no reason

[proven cave]

sach ko chupa do. Koina

[dusty thunder]

like kuch logo ko dekh kar lagta ki iss platform ne block ka option iss bande ke liye hi diya hai

[brisk cobalt]

[topaz drift]

[proven cave]

[topaz drift]

True

[dusty thunder]

farming on unfertile land

[prime zinc]

Aaj ek baat pata chal gi

[proven cave]

My fault.. culpa mia

[crisp frost]

bixh i just putted them on restricted

[prime zinc]

[grim shore]

I hate those adults who act like kids behenchod ek 25 saal ka launda woh follow unfollow wali bakchodi karaha tha maine block hi kardiya

[proven cave]

Ek toh April itni jaldi ja kaise raha

[dusty thunder]

kitni achi baat krte hai apan sab

[grim shore]

Behenchod 10th me ho kya mkl

[topaz drift]

True

[proven cave]

wtf who tf

[prime zinc]

[proven cave]

[grim shore]

😆 😆

[dusty thunder]

exactly

[proven cave]

[topaz drift]

Mera favorite month itna jaldi nikal gya

[proven cave]

Hehehehe maine bhi kar diya hai waise

[dusty thunder]

kuch logo ki umar hi badhti

[grim shore]

Batata kabhi

[proven cave]

for other reason

Shame shame

[grim shore]

Chindi chor

[proven cave]

Chappal cholr

Bye muthizi

Misu

Kisu

[grim shore]

Bye paani please take care 🫂

[proven cave]

[boreal ridge]

vote chor

[grim shore]

[proven cave]

Youtooo

🫂

[dusty thunder]

5 goals in a half wow

[prime zinc]

Bhai ek hafte pehle uska bday tha uss din mast ekdum traditional mein aayi thi woh , uss din poora roya Mai

[topaz drift]

Wao

[dusty thunder]

wao

[topaz drift]

Muth kam maara kar lode

[boreal ridge]

[prime zinc]

Mera kaat ke chalegu

[proven cave]

For what?

[crisp frost]

😭 😭

[proven cave]

[grim shore]

maine koi chori nai ki

Paani sleep

[proven cave]

Votre chori toh kiya

Vote>

[quaint shuttle]

[proven cave]

Oats

[grim shore]

dil ki spelling galat hai

[quaint shuttle]

paani

hie

[proven cave]

[prime zinc]

I mean rona in the sense aansu aaye the , woh rona ni

[dusty thunder]

@proven cave bengal me kiski sarkar aari iss baar

[grim shore]

[proven cave]

Hru

[dusty thunder]

vote chori hori ???

[topaz drift]

People who hate you are gonna die

[proven cave]

Vote chori

[prime zinc]

Mamata didi

[dusty thunder]

lesgooo

[proven cave]

Lag toh wahi raha

[quaint shuttle]

im kinda sad, how are you

[topaz drift]

[proven cave]

Idk

[dusty thunder]

modiji pls vote chori kro bengal me

[proven cave]

Im kinda sad too..

[quaint shuttle]

what ra

[proven cave]

+1000

[quaint shuttle]

what happened

[dusty thunder]

what ra sudeep

[prime zinc]

Bengal ko nayi CM chiye

[proven cave]

Idk that kind of sadness .. idk what

[prime zinc]

Ekdum koi bong ladi types

[boreal ridge]

modiji is votechor🥹

[quaint shuttle]

too much koch you showing bruh

[topaz drift]

What raa

[crisp frost]

I am bored

[quaint shuttle]

aw

[crisp frost]

I need tea

[topaz drift]

Haha

[proven cave]

Wby?

[grim shore]

aap kaha se ho? kya karte ho?

[quaint shuttle]

2pm sorrow it seems

[proven cave]

[crisp frost]

@coral walrus did she sleep ?

[boreal ridge]

punjab

[grim shore]

[proven cave]

Its 1.16 onli

[viscid ivy]

hello oath

[grim shore]

what do you do?

[proven cave]

Who?

[ancient orbit]

Paani sex?

[quaint shuttle]

he slept :(

[topaz drift]

Sex

[proven cave]

fir a gya ye havsi

Tarinda

[topaz drift]

Pata ni logo ko kaise nahi mil rha

[quaint shuttle]

kitty hey

[topaz drift]

Bc khareed lo na

[proven cave]

Oh

[ancient orbit]

Mera 24x7 ovulation chalta hai

[viscid ivy]

im so bored

hello

[proven cave]

Pads pehn rakha kar

[prime zinc]

[proven cave]

Take meds

[topaz drift]

Yo wot new pfp

[ancient orbit]

Pads red ki jagah white honge fir

[crisp frost]

@coral walrus

[ancient orbit]

[boreal ridge]

student

[proven cave]

[grim shore]

Arey kya padhti ho? 😭

[viscid ivy]

i guess

[crisp frost]

Edited 😭

[boreal ridge]

neet dropper hu🥀

[viscid ivy]

lmao

[topaz drift]

Failure

[grim shore]

Oh achaaa achaaa

[crisp frost]

I needed some tea 😭 😭

[prime zinc]

Sabko geeli puppy

So zao

[boreal ridge]

wbu

[topaz drift]

Once a failure always a winner

[grim shore]

koi naaa

[grim shore]

Mai toh naukri karta hoon

[ancient orbit]

So no sex?

🥺

[crisp frost]

Yuss

[boreal ridge]

lol

konsi

[quaint shuttle]

[viscid ivy]

Kj whatchu upto these days

[proven cave]

Ikr

[grim shore]

karta hoon kuch toh

[dusty thunder]

aate hi sex sux ki baate

[quaint shuttle]

says good night, what kind of creature is that

[boreal ridge]

sahi h

[edgy smelt]

[proven cave]

Ik yar.. what is " ghar aate hi so gya" bhai everyone is on their phone onli

[crisp frost]

Maine bola bhi nhi tha abhi msg dala

[quaint shuttle]

i have a lot to do actually but im really on that sleepy high so im tryna distract myself

[silver totem]

[viscid ivy]

so jaate hain kuch log

like me

[proven cave]

[grim shore]

Yess

[quaint shuttle]

arre no no, aise karega toh gand marungi na mei

[viscid ivy]

same

[grim shore]

what you doing?

[proven cave]

shi haiii.. aise hi krna chahiye..

[quaint shuttle]

i just dont like that he leaves

sigh

[proven cave]

[quaint shuttle]

toxic girl syndrome yay

[ancient orbit]

Paani krti hai merese jyada

[proven cave]

Call p so jao

[proven cave]

[quaint shuttle]

vada pav

[quaint shuttle]

we do that sometimes

[ancient orbit]

Jhooth bolra hun mai?

[proven cave]

Yes

[edgy smelt]

kn, wbu?

[ancient orbit]

Kuch din pehle bolri thi I did sarthak

[proven cave]

it's cute. To hear him snore

[edgy smelt]

@azure perch match stream kar

[fierce garnet]

Phenom is AFK: Do Not Disturb - 7 months ago

[dusty thunder]

@proven cave mummy yeh kya sunra mai

ashleel gandi

[proven cave]

Wo kuch or context tha

[dusty thunder]

half time ho gya

[proven cave]

[quaint shuttle]

he doesnt snore he just breathes

[proven cave]

Aisa kn hai

[quaint shuttle]

it is indeed cute

yaar

[proven cave]

[quaint shuttle]

now i miss that

[proven cave]

wai

[dusty thunder]

@edgy smelt

[proven cave]

[crisp frost]

kuch nhi just me blabering

[quaint shuttle]

what ra paani

[ancient orbit]

No context aap ho hi aisi

[quaint shuttle]

i could just call him

[topaz drift]

Oyeahhshsh

[grim shore]

Same, talking to a friend

[quaint shuttle]

but thatll disturb his sleep

[proven cave]

call him

[quaint shuttle]

hes got big boy duties to tend to

[dusty thunder]

fir yeh kya sunra

[proven cave]

[quaint shuttle]

gets very tired

[dusty thunder]

kaisi ashleel maa ho

[crisp frost]

In layman terms maine appointment bhi nhi li thi asa

[quaint shuttle]

gotta be understanding or something like that

[ancient orbit]

do me

[quaint shuttle]

dunno some alien concept

[proven cave]

Gali doon?

[crisp frost]

😭 😭 you are so dumb

[quaint shuttle]

👴

[ancient orbit]

Doon public school

[viscid ivy]

man im so sorry i was kind of shitty lmao
although i still am but yeah so sorry to hear that

[proven cave]

his space should be you

[proven cave]

[topaz drift]

[ancient orbit]

paani

[topaz drift]

[proven cave]

🫂

[ancient orbit]

Not in hor ny way

[proven cave]

good . Warna pitti

[ancient orbit]

If you want then its okay too

[proven cave]

ye dekho

[ancient orbit]

😛😛

[proven cave]

[quaint shuttle]

even i argue the same, he talks about some work and j*b or something

[edgy smelt]

haan woh pata hai, second half he i meant

[edgy smelt]

ohho

[ancient orbit]

Pitaayi krna kese ho skti hai fetish

[dusty thunder]

acha

[crisp frost]

Start a startup you will never lose your mind

[dusty thunder]

pain is love

[proven cave]

wut ra.. tello him.. u want to be with him all the time. Darra do usse

[ancient orbit]

Sex is love

Me and paani will have love soon

[proven cave]

Pain & pleasure best h - someone in that vc 😛

[quaint shuttle]

😭

[dusty thunder]

aapne hi bola hoga yeh

[crisp frost]

Sex is an expression of love

[proven cave]

Wtfman chup ho ja else block hoga

[ancient orbit]

Bsdm addict

[proven cave]

Neva

[ancient orbit]

😜

[dusty thunder]

aapne hi bola hai

[grim shore]

Haaaa let me know if you're coming to the vc

[proven cave]

No

[crisp frost]

And that vc is your mind

[tardy pumice]

Booyah

[proven cave]

[proven cave]

abbey

[grim shore]

true

[proven cave]

ab khud ko mil gya hai toh overrated

[edgy smelt]

@past tundra

[ancient orbit]

Unless it is with paanj

[proven cave]

Mkc tumhari. Chutiye

[edgy smelt]

oksss

[ancient orbit]

[crisp frost]

Tell me if I said something untrue

[proven cave]

[ancient orbit]

Okay yaar

[proven cave]

Zyda frank ho ra

[ancient orbit]

Jaarau

[edgy smelt]

@past tundra kahan

[proven cave]

Ja

[proven cave]

Sb untrue h

[ancient orbit]

Aapke paas aara hun

Bangaal

[proven cave]

[ancient orbit]

Oops

Bangladesh pohoch gya

[proven cave]

[ancient orbit]

[prime zinc]

Batao main itna kaam dhund raha hu

Maine raat ke 1:30 baje

[ancient orbit]

Ye bangaali Durga Pooja kyu nhi kr rahe

[proven cave]

@vestal dome ye desu zyda udd rha do sumthing

[ancient orbit]

[ancient orbit]

Lostt did me

[prime zinc]

TVF ko Email kiya hu

[proven cave]

abhi tem nahi hai Durga puja ki

[prime zinc]

[proven cave]

To cast you?

[proven cave]

[prime zinc]

Abhi time nahi hua na

[prime zinc]

Writing

[proven cave]

wow

[ancient orbit]

Bangladesh me?

[proven cave]

Nice

[proven cave]

it's not time for durga puja anywhere

[ancient orbit]

West Bengal west me kyu nhi hai🥺

[prime zinc]

Yaas , less see bheja hu accept ho jaye toh well and good

[ancient orbit]

Okk

[proven cave]

[prime zinc]

Arey paani zi ye time pe toh Kaali Puja hoti na

[ancient orbit]

West Bengal ek orthodox banke reh gya hai

[proven cave]

aww do tell

[ancient orbit]

Khub bhaalo

[crisp frost]

The lies we tell the world to not feel out of place in it

[prime zinc]

Sure sure

[proven cave]

no. Laxmi & Ganesh ji

[prime zinc]

Oh bhul gya

Maii chala Sone good night

[dusty thunder]

paani da real kaali ma

[prime zinc]

Oye

Nikhil ka ping kaunsa haii

[karmic goblet]

hi.

[prime zinc]

@topaz drift Heppi bday laadle

[vale hornet]

n1

[dusty thunder]

@topaz drift happy birthday

party aajani chaiye

[dusty thunder]

mai bhi abhi story dekh kar aaya

[golden agate]

Koi na

[old jay]

Kya heart attack match hai yeh

[queen field]

Yes bahut late hogaya hai tumhari age mai toh 8 baje dudh peeke sojata tha mai

[prime zinc]

[dusty thunder]

badiya khelri madrid

[queen field]

Try kr rha hoon

[old jay]

Idk it’s anyone’s game

[golden agate]

Happy Birthday @topaz drift pizza kha lena aaj dhyan se

[dusty thunder]

bichara neur

kya hi lallu goal khaya

[topaz drift]

Oyeee. Thanks yarrr

[dusty thunder]

arda ki free kick bhaishab

whata man bhai

kya pyari freekick

yeh mai meri team se expect krta

but inko marni hi ni aati

[topaz drift]

Thankssss

[dusty thunder]

yes bank mar dete

[prime zinc]

Party de

[topaz drift]

Okk

[old jay]

Pichle saal bhi uske error mei khaya goal

[proven cave]

Happy birthday 🎂 @topaz drift enjoi

[dusty thunder]

chalo ji party dyo

[topaz drift]

[dusty thunder]

fayda hi hai

[topaz drift]

Thanks teddy , done scene hai

[golden agate]

You're welcome 🤗

[dusty thunder]

kompany bichara

[prime zinc]

Nikhil 240rs upi krde party ke naame pe

[dusty thunder]

idhr bhi @topaz drift

[topaz drift]

Aaja idhar

[crisp frost]

@coral walrus There is a war going on between circumcised and un-circumcised it's called india vs pakistan

[topaz drift]

Thanks paani

[golden agate]

Bday aaya nhi bhikh wale pahle aa gaye

[prime zinc]

Tamil Nadu kaha se aayega bhai

[topaz drift]

Aaja idhar , ghar pe banegi biryani

[dusty thunder]

true

[crisp frost]

[dusty thunder]

kharcha beth jayega jyda ka hi

[crisp frost]

They don't cut for skin

Of an adult

[topaz drift]

Acha

[prime zinc]

[dusty thunder]

tcs nashik me friday ko chhuti rehti kya fr?

[topaz drift]

[crisp frost]

Only 2 baje ke baad

[golden agate]

Maja aaya 7th episode dekh ke

[topaz drift]

[dusty thunder]

namaz ada krni hoti hogi

[prime zinc]

?

[golden agate]

Kya khoon baha hai aaj ke ep me

[dusty thunder]

sahi bat

[topaz drift]

Chalega

[golden agate]

Peak Cinema bhai

[topaz drift]

Which one ?

[golden agate]

Webseries

[prime zinc]

Konsi

[golden agate]

Invincible

[topaz drift]

Achaaa

[golden agate]

Invincible

[topaz drift]

Same

[golden agate]

Best Amazon Series

Ever

Mark

[prime zinc]

Chalo gunnie

[solid basalt]

I used to do the same but tab tak spoilers mil jaate

[plain glade]

I lost my granny hours ago

[chilly elk]

did she hit by bazooka?

[proven cave]

8 bje koi avg indian bachha nahi sota hai

[dawn panther]

Panni

[proven cave]

oki

[dawn panther]

Soo

Jao

[proven cave]

Kukdi

[proven cave]

Jal kukdi

Gn

[dawn panther]

Gn

[topaz drift]

[gilded wharf]

Hh

Hy

[dusty thunder]

oh no red card

[atomic coyote]

[slow heart]

lmao MADRiD

xD

chutiya madrid

ayyayayayayayayayay

[atomic coyote]

Pd liya bhai 👍

[dusty thunder]

axiom tu man city wala kya

[slow heart]

Luis Diaz less goo

[slow heart]

ha

More like a Madrid hater in this match

xD

[dusty thunder]

fir to madrid ko chutiya bolna jach to ni raha

but okay

[slow heart]

Bayern much better tho

[dusty thunder]

olisesee

olise

[slow heart]

Madrid bhi gaya

[dusty thunder]

olilse

wow

[atomic coyote]

@dawn panther good morning

[dusty thunder]

@old jay good game

[slow heart]

WTF

man

lessssw gogogogogoog

oliseee

siuuuuu

Madrid, Barca, Liverpool, Sporting
lmaoooo
saab bahar

[dusty thunder]

0-0 sporting arsenal

wtf

[rancid fractal]

Never a red

[dusty thunder]

camavinga bhai

khud jaake bola

ki daldo red gand me

[rancid fractal]

But still camavinga bkl

[slow heart]

Camavinga lawda

[dusty thunder]

jarurt nahi thi usko waha bakchodi ki

[slow heart]

ball pakadne ke baad kisko red milta xD

[rancid fractal]

Last season arsenal se bahar hue the

[dusty thunder]

tho bhai first half thrill was goated

[rancid fractal]

Tb b yh lode ne res liya tha

Dono saal cama ka red

[slow heart]

Humiliating red card Camavinga

[rancid fractal]

Idk yh ku hugta h big match m

[dusty thunder]

hum se sikha hai

[rancid fractal]

Once is okay twice bc

[slow heart]

Barca Madrid
Bahar

Ab maza aaega \

[old jay]

Kyu sub kiya brahim ko

[slow heart]

PSG vs Bayern will be Goated Final man

agar hua toh

[rancid fractal]

Semi

[dusty thunder]

bhai tum pe pitarch option tha pehle hi

[rancid fractal]

Next hi h

[slow heart]

oh mb

[dusty thunder]

to camavinga ko kyu laare

[dusty thunder]

hiiiiiii aafia

how's you

[old jay]

Dead 💀

[slow heart]

barca Fans after todays match will be so relieved xD

[dusty thunder]

dono bhai dono bahar

[old jay]

Humko apne sath nhi jodiye

[rancid fractal]

Jeeta hua match tga

[dusty thunder]

hum to february me bhi kr rahe the ki yehlo #1 spot aap #1 spot aap

kandhe se kandha milake chalte

[dusty thunder]

ab to ho gye

[slow heart]

Dono bhai dono ne ma chudwayi xd

[dusty thunder]

hume to pata tha we are shit

[slow heart]

Bayern ya PSG lejaega ye UCL

[old jay]

We are facing prime bayern and you were facing haram ball merchant

[dusty thunder]

mereko bc aese ek bhi dm ni aayega din me, jaise hi barca haregi

maa chod 5 jano ke dm aate

[paper pine]

bayern le kr jaa rhi ong

[dusty thunder]

prime haram ball merchant

[slow heart]

nah PSG is Dangerous ngl!!!

[dusty thunder]

psg se harte to acha bhi lagta

[paper pine]

2025 waali psg nhi ye, bayern is hell lot better than last year

[dusty thunder]

psg bayern a match to watch

atm vs arsenal a match to avoid

[slow heart]

PSG comeback after all stars left is insane

[dusty thunder]

hein?

[slow heart]

last yr Inter vs PSG was crazy too

[dusty thunder]

which stars left?

[slow heart]

Messi Mbappe Neymar Ramos

[paper pine]

last year barca v inter was goated

[slow heart]

3 all wala..?

[dusty thunder]

mbappe se to picha chhudaya bhai ???

[paper pine]

2nd leg dawg, 4-3

[dusty thunder]

[slow heart]

ha yes i remember

[dusty thunder]

bhai mai literally band kr diya tha

[slow heart]

last min goal by Inter

[dusty thunder]

ferran ke goal ke baad

ki ab to kaise hi harenge

[slow heart]

xD

[dusty thunder]

but bhul gye humse badda bottler koi ni hai

[paper pine]

mai to dekh rha tha aur uske baad twitter pe ind vs pak bhi, that day was crazy

[slow heart]

bhai lekin BArca yar 24 min mai equalize and then got defeated by shame bhai]

[paper pine]

arsenal supporter hai kya tu

[lucid elm]

hi

[dusty thunder]

bottling krdi bol to raha

[dusty thunder]

fcb ka tag laga

bhai 2-2 in very first minute

fir fermin girga

[paper pine]

my bad

[dusty thunder]

udhr humara motivation bhi girga

fermin ke saath

momentum chuda

[paper pine]

bro arsenal se to better hi ho

[slow heart]

fir Fermin ko Sub kardiya 🙁

[slow heart]

+1

[dusty thunder]

bhai gavi ko sub kyu kiya

pedri ko karna tha

when you have player like fdj

pedri ka to dikh hi raha tha he was not feeling

[paper pine]

chhod bhai ab to hogya, atleast you guys have laliga

[dusty thunder]

[chilly socket]

are are namaste bhaisahab kaise hai aap🦕

[dusty thunder]

hope so bhai

we sign banger this summer

finally 1:1 pe aaye hai

[oblique brook]

kafi badhiya, aap btao

[chilly socket]

badhiya badhiya aap kaise hai

[chilly socket]

mai bhi badhiya

[paper pine]

madrid se to boht better ho tum log bina signings ke bhi, we need a manager

[agile steeple]

ded he hogaya sv

[paper pine]

we need to kick vini out

[paper pine]

fr

[dusty thunder]

manager kon aara vese tumhara?

zidane to mana kr diya

[paper pine]

aur uss dihtactor ki mkc

[paper pine]

didier deschamps

[dusty thunder]

axiom bola ki psg tut gyi thi mbappe ke leave se, pichha chhudaya hai psg ne

[paper pine]

han vohi,

boht gnda player hai

wants to control everything

[dusty thunder]

leh french coach sahi hai

[rancid fractal]

Respect to guler top performance

[dusty thunder]

fr

[paper pine]

tbhi ruka hua tha psg mai, puri powers de di thi isse

[dusty thunder]

achi free kick thi

this is what i was expecting from yesterday's freekick

[paper pine]

ong, dono goals bdhia the

[dusty thunder]

jo ferran ne yes bank maximum mari

[slow heart]

But seriously psg jo dominate karrhi hai is crazy

[dusty thunder]

first goal to neur chud gya tha

[paper pine]

bayern too

[slow heart]

0 goals conceded in quarters

[dusty thunder]

mereko laga ni tha ki camavinga khayega red

rudiger lagra tha

ki yeh khaa skta

[paper pine]

bnta nhi tha uska

[paper pine]

eder ka bhi dar tha mujhe to

[dusty thunder]

bhai rudiger ko pehle hi red mil jana chaiye tha vese to

jo harry kane ke no ball laat ki mari thi

[slow heart]

Is it true that italy still has chance for qualifying after iran's withdrawal issues from the WC..?

[dusty thunder]

bichare velverde ke liye bura laga

[paper pine]

idk bhai follow nhi krrha itna football mai

[dusty thunder]

kortua

[dusty thunder]

lagta to nahi

[paper pine]

pichle season se jo chud rhi madrid

[paper pine]

fr , kya lund khelte aaspaas waale

[cinder steppe]

@chilly socket wassup

[cinder thistle]

[old jay]

Ek toh pehli baar dekha match khatam hone ke baad knockout team ka player red card khaa raha hai

[dusty thunder]

aur kon kha gya

[paper pine]

bro, ye to normal hai madrid ke matches ke liye

arda

[old jay]

Arda

[dusty thunder]

acha

[old jay]

Ye kab hua?

[paper pine]

last time

barca ke against

[dusty thunder]

pitch chhodke chala gya tha

[paper pine]

supercopa shyd

[dusty thunder]

laat mari thi

pisal gya tha

[paper pine]

nhi

match khtm hone ke baad

rudiger ldne aagya tha

[old jay]

Haa kya yaad nhi

[paper pine]

haa

bottles vgera fek rhe madrid ke players

[old jay]

Kisko red diya

[paper pine]

rudiger ko diya tha

[dusty thunder]

kane ka ghee khtam to nahi hai

[paper pine]

nhi bhai

50 goals

ab to aur maarega

[dusty thunder]

bundesliga

[old jay]

Woh shayad bench pe tha, aur match ke waqt hi mila tha

[dusty thunder]

luiz diaz was having rough day, but last me banger score kr diya

[paper pine]

baad mai fine vgera lga tha usse shyd

[vast haven]

Fuddi vicch pauniyan

[paper pine]

bhai still, ousmane kitne hi goal maarta ligue 1 mai

kuch to hua tha uss match mai baad mai bhi

[old jay]

I would’ve remembered aisa nhi hua

[paper pine]

sowwy bhai, nhi yaad mujhe bhi ache se

[rancid fractal]

Baad m mila tha

[paper pine]

goat

[old jay]

Kya?

[dusty thunder]

kya hi faraq padna ab

[rancid fractal]

Red

After match

[dusty thunder]

mereko bhi ni yaad

[paper pine]

ball knowlegde pe baat agyi ab

[frank wadi]

Hi

[dusty thunder]

[old jay]

Ok if you think so

[paper pine]

yooo

[dusty thunder]

aadmi ke ghar 2 time ka khana na ho but ball knowledge jarur hoti hai

[old jay]

Yar dimag kharab ho raha hai

😭

[dusty thunder]

koini yr happens

hume dekhlo

[paper pine]

2 time ka khana naa bhi to chlega, 12 saal se ucl camp nou nhi aaya

[dusty thunder]

ab 2 saal se koi trophy ni aayi🥹

[rancid fractal]

Aur rudiger vasquez and bellingham teeno ko mila tha

[dusty thunder]

mbappe ko nikalo bhai curse hai voh

[paper pine]

tum konse club ke supporter ho

[dusty thunder]

vishwash kro

[dusty thunder]

tag dekho

[old jay]

Acha khel ke haar gaye, I get it now barca walo

[dusty thunder]

ohho

[paper pine]

my bad mai aafia se puch rha tha

[dusty thunder]

first half me to kya badiya football kheldi thi bhai

maje aaye match dekh kar

[rancid fractal]

I make notes I was sports analyst

[dusty thunder]

voh madrid ki

[paper pine]

ong bhai, ye kl barca ko krna chahiye tha

[rancid fractal]

[dusty thunder]

coach voach krte kya

[old jay]

[rancid fractal]

Nhi

[paper pine]

crazy , boht acha lga titi ji aapse milkr

[rancid fractal]

Bs footballer bna tha

[paper pine]

aight'

[dusty thunder]

first 25 mins

[old jay]

India mein football analyst??!

[rancid fractal]

xD

[rancid fractal]

Clubs ke hote

[dusty thunder]

ps7 bajaj

lesgo

[rancid fractal]

Like delhi united

[paper pine]

bait kr rhi thi atleti

[old jay]

Isl

[rancid fractal]

As a matter of fact Minerva ka b h

[dusty thunder]

[rancid fractal]

And I know him

[dusty thunder]

simeone could actually get a ucl this year bhai

[rancid fractal]

Na

[paper pine]

nah

[dusty thunder]

na kya

[old jay]

[dusty thunder]

arsenal vs atletico

[rancid fractal]

I league Isl both

[dusty thunder]

haramball revolutinser vs haramball rookie

[paper pine]

agle leg mai get ready to witness craziest haramball ever

immovable object vs unstoppable force tpye shi

[rancid fractal]

Atleti pe chance to h

But bayern/psg winner favs

[dusty thunder]

luis enrique dada ji ek aur ucl jeetenge😭

[paper pine]

hn aur vo shyd ab pure season ke liiye main squad rest kr rhi except for ucl

[dusty thunder]

ek match full halal ball ek match full haramball

[old jay]

Yar modric ki pfp hatao yrr, chala gaya Woh. Dekh ke aur dukh ho raha hai

[dusty thunder]

kab hai next round?

[rancid fractal]

Hn usne bola to ki ab sirf focusing on ucl

League is done

[paper pine]

nah, boht jyada expect kr rha inse

[rancid fractal]

Isse pehle vasquez thi

We have bhut sari dead wood

[old jay]

[dusty thunder]

mai to kehta iss summer chowmin aur camavinga ke gand pe laat maro

[rancid fractal]

Ceballos, fran garcia, alaba camavinga carvajal

[old jay]

[old jay]

Bye bye

[paper pine]

cama to bdhia hai

vini ki mkc

[old jay]

[rancid fractal]

I hate ki isme mujhe carva ka b name lena pdhra

But it is what is

[dusty thunder]

carvajal bhi budha ho gya

[paper pine]

ek to fullbascks ki team bna lo puri

[rancid fractal]

Bring nico paz

[paper pine]

itne bhar rkhe

[paper pine]

ong

[dusty thunder]

kimmich appreciation message: acha khela

[old jay]

Ajj toh sergio busquets jaisa khel raha tha

[rancid fractal]

Aaj match dekh ke bs yhi dukh hua ki

[dusty thunder]

[rancid fractal]

Kimmich in madrid kitna acha lgta

1-2 instance pe kroos yaad aagya kimmich ko dekh kr

Germans class to hote

[dusty thunder]

mereko to lagra 31 me laporta ke baad pique banega barca ka president

bhale khudka club na chalra ho

[paper pine]

sergio se kaha compare krdia

[dusty thunder]

but politics ka pura dhyan rakhta

[old jay]

Sarcasm tha

[dusty thunder]

i agree

[gloomy lance]

[old jay]

Fr

[dusty thunder]

humare sardaar sahab ke baare me galat shalat

[rancid fractal]

Nico paz aaya to brahim ka gg

[vestal dome]

neend nhi aari

[dusty thunder]

mastantuno as well

[paper pine]

my bad , mujhe kuch smjh nhi aarha, ye jo luis aur michael jackson ne hmare dimaag ki maa chod di

[old jay]

Arey cama ko gaali de rahi hu

[rancid fractal]

Also I think pitarch ko le aana tha early

[dusty thunder]

true

pitarch ko groom kro bhai

acha player hai

[paper pine]

nah pressure handle nhi kr paata too young, and made many mistakes in earlier matches

[rancid fractal]

Bayern was struggling sit back nhi krna tha high press krte with pitarch apne aap mistakes hoti spaces milte to exploit

[dusty thunder]

mancity wala

kortua ki jay ho

[rancid fractal]

Taa ne 3 passes m dikha de he’s a elite player passing m

[paper pine]

1st leg mai bhi iski vjh se chude

[paper pine]

usse midfielder ki trh khilao yaar

[rancid fractal]

Ik still kafi cover tha humpe cuz mbappe and vini b krre the press and then valverde tha hi

[dusty thunder]

pehla corner bayern ne to arsenal wala hi liya tha ek dum

[old jay]

Pitarch yar bohot inexperienced hai iss bade match keliye aur kaafi galtiya karta hai

[paper pine]

he got defense in his bag

[rancid fractal]

Aaj sbne press to kiya tha crazy 1st half

[dusty thunder]

goalkeeper ki gand mardo ball apne aap chale jayegi goal me ahh goal

[paper pine]

1st half to crazzy th

[rancid fractal]

Bold move but work krta apne liye

Kane is crazy btw

[dusty thunder]

iska 40% tum xabi ke time kr lete bichare ko leave ni krna padta club

[rancid fractal]

Vini mbappe ne g mrali na

[paper pine]

xabi ke saath to boht glt hua, acha bhala hota agr liverpool mai chla jaata

[dusty thunder]

dictator hi hai

[old jay]

This starting line was perfect, kuch sub karne ki jarurat nhi thi. Bas fresh legs keliye subs karne chahiye thay

[paper pine]

ong

and them early yellow cardsfor eder and rudiger kinda messed up

[rancid fractal]

Flashbacks aagye danilo ke camavinga ke recent performances dekh ke

[dusty thunder]

liverpool hi jayega ab ig, takla to sack ho hi raha

[frozen dew]

Bairan 😢💔

[rancid fractal]

Danilo fcked us over kafi zyada

[paper pine]

but fuck it bruh, arsenal ko bottle krte hue dekhunga, usse hi khushi milegi ab

[paper pine]

vo trophy to jurgen klopp ki hi maanta mai

[old jay]

What is this pfp bro ye sirf ajj keliye tha kya

[dusty thunder]

divided by clubs, united by hating arsenal

[rancid fractal]

True

[frozen dew]

Arsenal to og tehran ka rap hena

[dusty thunder]

klopp bhaishab ko yaad to bohot kr rahe honge yeh log

[rancid fractal]

Jo b h hopes to nhi thi mujje honestly

[paper pine]

mujhe bhi nhi the, ye to pta nhi kaha se aisa khel diya inhone

[kind cairn]

acha

[dusty thunder]

no, meri yamal wali pfp pe bole ki pfp change kro pfp change kro, fir yeh mili twitter par uthake lagali

cute haina

[old jay]

Before match nhi thay but during match thi thodi

[paper pine]

deadass bhai, kya mzaa aata tha city v liverpool ka

[rancid fractal]

G fati to hum acha hi khelte pta hi tha

But still yha jeet ke psg se mushkil hi tha

[old jay]

[rancid fractal]

Unka mid dominate krdeta humko

[rancid fractal]

Vini ka vo first leg m one on one miss bc

[paper pine]

hopes hote mujhe agr yahan se aage badh jaate

[dusty thunder]

mancity hi bacha sakti ab to humanity

[paper pine]

kyunki bayern was demolishing teams

and chelsea ne psg ko hraya to kuch possible hai

but ab kya faayeda

[rancid fractal]

They do every season quarters semis tk

Vhi aake struggle krte vo hmesa

[paper pine]

hn vo bhi hai

[old jay]

Neur master class ho raha tha first leg mein

[dusty thunder]

iss bayern ko humne 4-1 haraya tha last year

[paper pine]

last year

inter se haare the tum log

5-0 haari jo psg se

[dusty thunder]

bottling job ho gyi thi voh to

[rancid fractal]

Chlo jo b h

Good night

[dusty thunder]

true

sona chaiye

[paper pine]

psg alg level pe thi last year

[rancid fractal]

Office ki chuti li thi

[dusty thunder]

8 baje practical bhi deke aana

[rancid fractal]

Mood khrb krne ko

[paper pine]

mujhe to nhi aarhi neend

[rancid fractal]

[paper pine]

saari neend le gya michael jackson

[dusty thunder]

olise ke touches bhai kitne smooth hote

😭

[paper pine]

sb hi bdhia uska

france kya sexy team hai bhai

[dusty thunder]

touches jyda hi unreal hai

[dusty thunder]

attacking defending, dono sax

[paper pine]

last mai jo stretch kr rha tha vo bhi

[paper pine]

bench usse bhi jyada

[old jay]

Transition bayern, albeceta bhi bayern ko hara deti

[dusty thunder]

han

[paper pine]

dihtaker ne glt krde kuch