general-chat

[proven cave]

Boloo

[dusky island]

[grim shore]

@lethal viper

[modest fulcrum]

bhai koi side earning ke susexful methods bta do

[proven cave]

ye kya vyavhar bai

[woven wadi]

Kon bulaya?

[grim shore]

baadme

[proven cave]

Hai

[proven cave]

oki

[golden agate]

[woven wadi]

Stock trading

[dusky island]

Mere zeher ke brand ka name hai me jeher bolungi

[modest fulcrum]

mere lun pe

[golden agate]

ok

[woven wadi]

Bsdk legit bataya

[modest fulcrum]

jo crash aaya hai lauda ni laga rha mai paise

[maiden fjord]

gholungi*

[grim shore]

Akela ye sab chhod de

[woven wadi]

Crash me bhi kamate h log

[grim shore]

😆

[modest fulcrum]

camphor se jaada volatile hai market

aur kya pakdu muddi vai

[golden agate]

@hollow bramble Aur vai kesa chal raha sab

[dusky island]

guys koi thane se hai kyaa

[grim shore]

naukri

[modest fulcrum]

naukri pe toh already hu vai

[woven wadi]

No ted

Dont

[grim shore]

acha toh phir theeek

[modest fulcrum]

[golden agate]

@vast magnet meet thanedarni

[modest fulcrum]

golgappe ki theli laga lu kya job ke baa

[woven wadi]

Me hoon

[modest fulcrum]

suna hai ladkiya acha paisa deti hai

[grim shore]

usme zyada kamayega

[dusky island]

Lagadoo me to 5 plate khaungi

[golden agate]

puna/e ka fkboy

[modest fulcrum]

customer ji aap

[woven wadi]

@dusky island Meadows

[dusky island]

Or extra ek plate sukha puri bhi leti haii 20 kaa

[modest fulcrum]

theli banvani pdegi

[shy garnet]

hello akela

[dusky island]

Haa banao

[shy garnet]

how is job going

per theek hogaya?

[woven wadi]

Tu thane se h kya @dusky island

[modest fulcrum]

100 ka kharcha fix

[dusky island]

Nayy navi mumbai see

[shy garnet]

oye samee

[dusky island]

Aree 200 bhi denge aap pani puri banao

[woven wadi]

Toh kyu pucha

[modest fulcrum]

ekdum sex hogya

[woven wadi]

[dusky island]

Ohh heyyy same

[shy garnet]

wah gf bhi ban gayi

[modest fulcrum]

soon in delhi

[woven wadi]

Gela khaddyat me zoptoy

[modest fulcrum]

paer ki baat krra tha

[shy garnet]

was in airoli b4

[spiral hamlet]

i was just recccomending..i didnt know where u lived ..mb

[dusky island]

Abee navi mumbai ki hu maii

[dusky island]

same

[woven wadi]

Ghansoli?

[shy garnet]

acha aur gf?

[proper shell]

Ye chat bs raat mai jaghi rheti

[shy garnet]

baapre kahi hum jaante toh nai

[modest fulcrum]

delhi se vaha tak ni bhijwa skta sorry delhi aao

[dusky island]

p mai

[modest fulcrum]

non existing

[dusky island]

[shy garnet]

what do you do? study?

[woven wadi]

Shyan ko fast train pakdo thane se

[dusky island]

Noo bhai ya behen

[shy garnet]

bhai. fir?

[dusky island]

Kal milte fir airoli msi

Maii

[shy garnet]

kaha aana hai

[dusky island]

Tere mummy ko bataungi kya kar raha

Tu

@shy garnet

[modest fulcrum]

chup kar bsdke

[dusky island]

[modest fulcrum]

gaana hai

[woven wadi]

Kon h ye pikachu

[modest fulcrum]

Ash ka kutta

i mean pet

[dusky island]

Abee ladki hu maiii

[muted swan]

Any one up to play chess

[woven wadi]

Kutia?

[shy garnet]

i am not scared

[dusky island]

sala dost ne name rakhne bola meko ab mazak ban raha

[modest fulcrum]

gender ki baat hai ab?

[dusky island]

Are mazak kr rahi maiii

[shy garnet]

katti

[dusky island]

Nahii equity koi

Kii

[shy garnet]

[dusky island]

Aleee

[woven wadi]

Pata chala 50 saal ki aunty h

[modest fulcrum]

ek din mumbai jaunga

[woven wadi]

@modest fulcrum aja

[dusky island]

chiiii nahiiii

[shy garnet]

konsi skool gayi tu

[modest fulcrum]

phir chhote kamre yaad aate hai toh drop krdeta hu plan

[dusky island]

Sdv

[woven wadi]

Bsdk

Yaha pe log saans le sakte h

Free me

[shy garnet]

hein

pehli baar suna naam

mine was cbse

[modest fulcrum]

equity toh company me milegi

[modest fulcrum]

kaha

[severe holly]

-si

[dusky island]

to vo chapri school hai tune dusr dur task naam nahi suna hoga

[modest fulcrum]

phir toh ni ho payega

[woven wadi]

Mera datta meghe

[shy garnet]

acha hai, then we dk eo

[modest fulcrum]

mujhe jab tak 4 cigg ki hawa na mil jaaye maja ni ata

[shy garnet]

akela

[dusky island]

Kyaa bol raha pura bol

[shy garnet]

wese mei pass hogaya

[woven wadi]

Mehengi ho gayi h ab toh

[modest fulcrum]

kisme?

[dusky island]

Nahii ho gayi holseel me saste me milti hai

[woven wadi]

Autism test

[shy garnet]

mei chapriyo ko nai jaanta so we dont know each other

[shy garnet]

acca..ca wala course

[shy garnet]

pura nahi hua abhi..4 paper baki

[dusky island]

Abee chal marathi mediam se thi maii chaptri english wale the

[modest fulcrum]

final hogye?

[shy garnet]

nai. acca kar raha,,uk wala ca

[modest fulcrum]

articleship me agya?

[woven wadi]

@dusky island are wah

[shy garnet]

chapris are indifferent to language

[woven wadi]

Ata big boss bagate mag?

[shy garnet]

nai re. ca chod diya tha, acca kar raha tha..woh hogaya pass keh raha

ca mei comeback baadmei

year end..lets see

[modest fulcrum]

toh isme toh tera voh first set hua hoga na abhi?

[shy garnet]

haan

3 papers cleared

[dusky island]

Faill

[modest fulcrum]

noicee men

[dusky island]

[modest fulcrum]

congratss

[shy garnet]

thank you

[shy garnet]

[dusky island]

Nahi hoga fail

[modest fulcrum]

[dusky island]

Tu bhi kya yaad rakega

[woven wadi]

Yaar koi german sikha do

[shy garnet]

[slow heart]

PSG vs Liverpool dekhra koi..?

[shy garnet]

nahi hogi shaadi teri

[proven cave]

Vlc?

[dusky island]

date fix haii ab bata

[modest fulcrum]

koi travel krva do

[slow heart]

UCL dekhra koi bc

[dusky island]

Bol bhol

Bol

[slow heart]

ya saab IPL wale hao

[shy garnet]

oh shiii

[dusky island]

[shy garnet]

kya karta ladka

[dusky island]

engineer

[shy garnet]

datta meghe se?

[modest fulcrum]

bdi jor se solo trip aayi hai

[dusky island]

Ho gaya vaha se nahi karta

Ho gaya

[shy garnet]

badhiya hai. congrats 💍

[dusky island]

Tanku tuze 5 gulab jamun

[shy garnet]

kaise pasand kiya wese

aaj kal arrange marriage kaha hi hori

[dusky island]

Banda hai mera

Voo

[shy garnet]

laga hi

[dusky island]

Kahee

[shy garnet]

logo ko bharosa nai arrange marriage pe

[dusky island]

Nahi haii bhai serial killer nikala too

[shy garnet]

i will find out and let everyone know

ki sab sahi hota

[dusky island]

Dar lagta bhaii meko kya mene to. Mere bande se karni haii

@shy garnet

[shy garnet]

parents ke saath rehna hai uske?

luv marriage mei toh saans bahu wala lafda zyada rehta

[fierce garnet]

Phenom is AFK: Do Not Disturb - 7 months ago

[modest fulcrum]

[dusky island]

Haaaa

[shy garnet]

ohoo

saansuu maa

[dusky island]

Meri saas aachi haii

@shy garnet

[shy garnet]

hahahaha

wait for it

[dusky island]

Keu ki mekoo mom dad nahi hai soo unko pata haii

[shy garnet]

ouch

[shy garnet]

toh tere side se kon hai? sibling hai bada?

[dusky island]

Grandmother

[shy garnet]

woh toh aaj hai

kal bhi hongi 🤞

warna mei hoon, tera bhai

ajaunga lene

[dusky island]

@shy garnet aapna bhaiii

[shy garnet]

ek call bas

[dusky island]

Tanku bhaiiiii

@shy garnet

[shy garnet]

thank you nai bolte

rakhi kahaan hai

[modest fulcrum]

[dusky island]

Raksha bandhan pe

Airoli me aajana

[shy garnet]

nani hai ki dadi?

[dusky island]

Dadi

[shy garnet]

she will get so lonely

[dusky island]

Vo bhi aayegi mere saath

Mene bol diya haii

[shy garnet]

really

[dusky island]

Haa

@shy garnet

[shy garnet]

kitna bada ghar hai bhai ladke ka

[dusky island]

thoda haii badi family haii

Matlab join

Family

[shy garnet]

just baju mei kahi koi flat alag se ho toh woh better hai actually

[dusky island]

Haa to hai plan pune maii new lene kaa

[shy garnet]

good goood

1-2 years lagte hai adjust hone mei ..patience and prayers will help

sab sort hojata

[dusky island]

Yess vakt ke saath sab sahi ho jatahai (srk)

[shy garnet]

job karegi?

[dusky island]

Haaa

[shy garnet]

good good

ye bhi condition rakhna pada kya

thoda kaam wali bai wali feeling aayegi maybe..joint family mei endless kaam hoga

[dusky island]

Nahii vo understanding hai vo uske mummy ki boli ki job hai ro pune me jaa

[spiral hamlet]

shadi charcha bhi horha chat mai craYziee

[dusky island]

aapko 1 hi gulab jaam

[shy garnet]

pune mei sirf tumlog?

rahoge

[dusky island]

Nahii @shy garnet uski family me ke sab matlab mummy papa and meri dadi

[shy garnet]

ye toh downgrade nai hogaya

navi mumbai se mumbai aate

ye toh peeche ja re

[dusky island]

Haa keu keu ki uski job hai yaha me nahi hota jamta ye usko

[golden agate]

VLC media player

[dusky island]

Or. Me ko jara kuch memories bhulane haii @shy garnet

[spiral hamlet]

dekh mai pune mai rheta hu ...i can helps u 🫈🫈

[shy garnet]

ohh i get it. dekh lena, shadi ke baad flexible rehna

[dusky island]

Okk 4 gulab jam

[shy garnet]

aaj pune pune ke liye yes hai, baadmei hi pata chalna hai reality

[tough dust]

[dusky island]

dara mat thoda chil rahene dete haii baad me dekenge thoda

Abhi happy happy

[shy garnet]

ha sorry

[spiral hamlet]

hehehehe 😛😛😛

[dusky island]

Koi na sorry nahi bolte

[shy garnet]

parents the kabhi? ya shuru se hi?

[dusky island]

The kuch ho gaya

[shy garnet]

ok ok

[old jay]

@dusty thunder remontada ho raha hai

[shy garnet]

yaar parents are never close to in-laws..this is one biggest kearning i've

in-laws are in-laws

[dusty thunder]

going good man dont jinxxx

[shy garnet]

man mei wahi sochneka

[dusky island]

Haa but aagar hamne samja ki vo mummy papa hai or unko vaisa pyarr dia to thike hai na kya biagadta hai vo bhi kiske maaa papa hai

Iske liye shant ho jane ka

[old jay]

Hehe my bad

[shy garnet]

nai na. it takes time for relationship to develop. hum maan lengy par abhi utna jaante nahi, rahe nahi ek dusre ke saath

[shy garnet]

toh bohot hurt hote agar kabhi kuch upar neeche hota

aur parents ko khul ke bol sakte par in-laws ko nahi

[dusky island]

Haa vo to hai but uske ghar wale aache haii mummy bhi and papa to kuch bhi nahi bolte dekte haii

Abhi

[shy garnet]

ha still. ache bure ki baat nai

[dusky island]

Aage kya hota mai updates deti rahngu

Gi

[shy garnet]

woh toh dena hi padega bhai ko

[dusky island]

Haa @shy garnet

[mellow belfry]

Hi

[slow heart]

KOI UCL dekhta hai kya bvc

[shy garnet]

toh kab hai shaadi

[mellow belfry]

Anyone from mumbai?

[slow heart]

Yamal is god bhai

[dusky island]

@shy garnet 8 may

[shy garnet]

oo

kam time hai

[dusky island]

Haa

[mortal socket]

cool

[shy garnet]

yakeen ho bhi raha kya ki date itna paas hai

[dusty thunder]

maldini aaye haaye

[dusky island]

@shy garnet iske liye jaa rahi maii ghumne dosto ke saath

[shy garnet]

badhiya

[dusky island]

Haa thoda saa pr thoda thoda nahi ho rah

[shy garnet]

woh end tak unreal hi lagna

hai

[quartz aurora]

Fuq shaadi ki batein horhi

[dusky island]

Teri bhi hogi ruk

[gloomy lance]

[golden agate]

Haath peelo karo

CSK fans

[quartz aurora]

Me to Ghar jamai banne ke liye ready hun

[spiral hamlet]

couldnt be me

[dusky island]

banayega kon

[shy garnet]

chalo all the best. enjoy. they will always be watching over you aur dadi ko stress nai dena

[quartz aurora]

🖐️

[quartz aurora]

[dusky island]

Yess nahi dungii

[gloomy lance]

[golden agate]

I ain't gonna marry till

[dusky island]

Nahi hui to mere best friend se kar lena

[golden agate]

Already h

[spiral hamlet]

what?

[quartz aurora]

Nhi hui to bataunga

[golden agate]

Idk I'm not planning to get married

[spiral hamlet]

acchhaaaaaa.....mai toh csk ki lerha tha lmfao

[dusky island]

Donnee vaise bhi voo pagal ladko ko date karti haii

[quartz aurora]

Balam pichkari

[golden agate]

ok

[golden agate]

[dusky island]

Jo tune muje mari

[quartz aurora]

Pagal to me pyar me hun

[dusky island]

Kiske

[quartz aurora]

Bol bhi dunga to apko pata thori hoga

[spiral hamlet]

khudke 🔥

[quartz aurora]

[dusky island]

Muje pata haii ki tuuu kiske pyarr mai haii

[quartz aurora]

ye kesi baat hui

Bangalan ho kya

[spiral hamlet]

apne alawa is duniya mai aapka wakai mai kon hi hai

[dusky island]

Nahii bus ye bata sakti hu tu ek ladki ke pyarr mai haii

[golden agate]

Mubaraq ho tumko

Ye shadi tumhari

sada khush raho

[quartz aurora]

Scally ke dohe gand pe maro lohe ❤️

[dusky island]

Ye vatan hamara sathiyoo

[golden agate]

[quartz aurora]

🥰 tenks aj pata chala

[spiral hamlet]

[golden agate]

All the best bud for new inning

[quartz aurora]

Ok gud nini guys

[dusky island]

Tankuu meri tarak se aapko milta hai sadhi mai 8 gulam jamun

[quartz aurora]

[dusky island]

Good nini

[shy garnet]

ek aur baat..ye innocence bhi chupa ke rakhna, not meant for everyone

[spiral hamlet]

wah......

[dusky island]

Okk bhaiyaa

❤

🫂

[golden agate]

Solly mereko shadi ya event se koi sambandh nhi h

[dusky island]

Gulam ko tukraya

[golden agate]

Me sweets nhi pasand

[dusky island]

Okk usme namak dake de dungi

[golden agate]

Nope

Mujhe ye sab events hi nhi pasand

Attend karna

[dusky island]

Okk

[golden agate]

Yes

[slow heart]

FUCK yamal

[dusky island]

Bye good nini sabko

@shy garnet good nini bhaiya

[mellow belfry]

Heyy anyone from mumbai?

[exotic robin]

Jist bored

[pseudo pine]

So gaye sab

[compact grove]

Sorry sorry I was off :(.

[worthy ingot]

O pichli rutt ke sathi

Ab ke baras mai tanha hoon

Apni dhun me rehta hoon

Mai bhi tere jaisa hoon

[slow heart]

fuck u yamal

fuck u Barca

[narrow wren]

No issues we just watched one episode more

[shy garnet]

good nightt

[compact grove]

[prime zinc]

Hi

[slow heart]

fuck freekinck to BArca :(((((

nub barcha

barca

bekar

[dusty thunder]

freekick leni ni aati

[slow heart]

6 runs mar diya xD

[dusty thunder]

yeh banenge champion

yes bank maximum

last wala voh goal ho skta tha agar yeh ferran rokta na

[slow heart]

nai jarhe semis mai ye

[dusty thunder]

ball ke saath bhagle bhai

[slow heart]

A madrid jarha

[dusty thunder]

ek to yeh bhai itni gand refeering

[slow heart]

A madrid ne kharida hai bhai

xD

Barca ke pas players ke paise nai hai

[old jay]

[slow heart]

Madrid refrees bhi kharid rhe

[old jay]

Oye kya bol raha hai

[dusty thunder]

bhai aaj to kharidari hui hai tagdi

na corner dere

na foul dere

[slow heart]

bhai dekh toh

corner bhi nai diya becharo ko

Aggregate pe toh Barca haar rhi hai abhi

[old jay]

Negrararara tumne kiya aur Madrid pe laanchan

[keen dawn]

Good morning ppl

[dusty thunder]

koi match dikhao jisme han negreigra tha

[old jay]

Wym?

[dusty thunder]

in which match negreigra supported barca

ya koi unfair decision

[proven cave]

Achha ohh

[dusty thunder]

[old jay]

Leave it

[dusty thunder]

sahi baat

kfc 0 - 0 psg

inka to lagra ni hoga comeback

[old jay]

KFC 😭

[dusty thunder]

what's time there @old jay

[old jay]

Woh match toh koi dekh bhi nhi raha

[dusty thunder]

pata hai kon jitega

van djik ko dik hi de dega udhr doue

[old jay]

4 baj gaye

[dusty thunder]

oh sahi hai

idhr subah practical hai

aur remontata remontata krha mai

[old jay]

Arey ho jayenga, you’re playing damn well

Bohot chances create kar rahe hai

[dusty thunder]

[old jay]

Am I wrong

[dusty thunder]

ferran last move pe vapis back to normal settings aagya

[dusty thunder]

that's good we are creating chances

but the thing is

we can conceed another goal at any time

voh lookman

simeone ka ladka

andhe lode ki tarah bhagte

[old jay]

[dusty thunder]

last me yeh free kick kya hi li hai inhone

akad bakad krke kra tha kya

[old jay]

Final third mein thoda clinical hona padega, chance hai par final mein they screw up

[dusty thunder]

5-3-2 chalra unka

space hi ni hai

[old jay]

Yes back 5 hai

[dusty thunder]

yeh to firvi haramball ni hai

abhi bychance ek goal aur padd jata hai

fir aayega asli haramball inka

9-1

hoga inka fir

[old jay]

Which is fair, koi bhi team yahi karengi

[golden agate]

good night

[dusty thunder]

we hate arsenal for that

[proven cave]

Good night

[old jay]

[dusty thunder]

ekto ye discord ke launde ajeeb hote bklodo ko online peeps ki itni fikar hoti ki, raat mei Khud nhi soye bkl but dusri ladkio ko Likh rhe
hey
hey tum soyi nhi
bkl itni fikar uss ladki ko nhi hogi tumhe badi ho rhi

[old jay]

4 baj rahe hai sham ke

[dawn panther]

ekto ye discord ke launde ajeeb hote bklodo ko online peeps ki itni fikar hoti ki, raat mei Khud nhi soye bkl but dusri ladkio ko Likh rhe
hey
hey tum soyi nhi
bkl itni fikar uss ladki ko nhi hogi tumhe badi ho rhi

[sleek otter]

Hello

[dusty thunder]

hey

[sleek otter]

Hey

[dusty thunder]

hey tum soyi nahi

[sleek otter]

Tum soi nhi?

[dusty thunder]

ab likh kuki voh paragraph

syringe reuse at paksitan hospital infected 331 children with hiv

[sleek otter]

Mai kyu aajata hu baar baar yaha

[dusty thunder]

koi guliano ko yeh bol aao ki tu bhdwa tera baap bhi bhdwa

[slow heart]

referee ko loda farak padta hai barca se

crazyyy

A madrid

[dusty thunder]

kaise goal ni hora

ferrrann

sbar

shark

love you

bhai

qtie

kon nikalra isse

ferran redemption arc

[slow heart]

lmaoooo

offside

xD

nubs

gand haath mai aagyi thi bc

[dawn panther]

Nhi ji apke sath soungi

[dawn panther]

ekto ye discord ke launde ajeeb hote bklodo ko online peeps ki itni fikar hoti ki, raat mei Khud nhi soye bkl but dusri ladkio ko Likh rhe
hey
hey tum soyi nhi
bkl itni fikar uss ladki ko nhi hogi tumhe badi ho rhi

[slow heart]

who tf is this

[dawn panther]

The one i m talking about or asking about me

[slow heart]

who u supporting

Barca supporter..?

[dawn panther]

BJP Modi

[slow heart]

Helll nahhhh bro

[dawn panther]

Modi
Modi
Modi

Modi

[slow heart]

IPL people still awake..? or what

[dawn panther]

Modi

Modi

Modi

Modi

[dawn panther]

Match khtm ghee khtm

[slow heart]

do u watch fb..?

[dawn panther]

No

[slow heart]

ok understood nvm

good night

[vast magnet]

thana thaya?

yaar 💔

[slow heart]

fuck bhai

gavi bsdk

marta hai mc

yellow to gavi

maarke khoon nikal diya bc

PSG ne Goal mardiya

RiP Liverpool

Mo salah last UCL

[solid basalt]

[slow heart]

FOUL

FouL

fuck referee

[dusty thunder]

ucl knockouts and no red card

[slow heart]

lmaoooo

nikal diya garcia ko

xd

maza aaya

[dusty thunder]

pedri not feeling today man

[slow heart]

Just a miss by Alvarez

barca chud gayi guru

sed pedri

Barca + Cooked = Booked out of UCL

barca and Liverpool both out xd

CHUTIYA Rashford

Crazy Sorloth

[plucky notch]

[slow heart]

Trashford cD

xD*

chiii

tatti Arajao

0-2 Liverpool lmao bahar

BArca and Liverpool chud gaye xD

[dusty thunder]

kthnxbye

[slow heart]

siuuuuu

[dusty thunder]

kal aayenge

hatewatch krne

be right back

[slow heart]

Better luck next year

Trashford and Pedri fked up

[dusty thunder]

fk you ancelotti

[proven cave]

[dusty thunder]

soyi ni aap

kya krhi ho itni raat gye

[proven cave]

Same qstn

[old jay]

Humesha Laal patti chipka dete hai tumko

[slow heart]

mo slah last ucl fked up too

[dusty thunder]

hum 11 players me overpowered khelre the na

to 10 v 11 krwana pdta

[dusty thunder]

kfc is shit

[old jay]

[dusty thunder]

kal issi samay hatewatch krte hue mil jau to chonkiyega mat

[slow heart]

kya fayda Tradhford and Lewa bhi kn kar paye

[dusty thunder]

lewa false 9 thodi hai

[dusty thunder]

rashford to hum kya hi kahe

you can take away man from united but not united from man

[slow heart]

Pedri 😂

[old jay]

Kar lena hate watch, madridista bhi yahi karne wale. We don’t deserve CL

[slow heart]

this was Actually good

[dusty thunder]

pedri was not having today

bura laga uske liye

mere ferran ne goal mar diya

mai to ussi me khush hun

[slow heart]

bro knocked out K/O

[dusty thunder]

kyu vai bharosa rakho

mbappe vini

kr hi lenge

[slow heart]

usko bhi gand faad lagi bc

[dusty thunder]

bichare roony ko utara bhi kab

ek dum gand fatti situation me

aese to la liga me bhi ni utarega flick

[old jay]

Bharosa toh kroos aur modric ke waqt rakhte thay. This is worst team in Madrid for a comeback

[dusty thunder]

velverde kar lega

bas goalkeeping chhodke sab kr skta voh

[old jay]

Mbappe aagaya ab valverde ka samay khatam

[dusty thunder]

kal jitna hai to bellingham guller aur velverde khilao

[dusty thunder]

chot ni lag gyi thi uske?

suna tha

arsenal vs atletico

a fight to watch

[old jay]

Tabhi bhi khelenga dictator saala

[dusty thunder]

chalo ji

imma sleep now

subah practical

kuch khake sona chaiye

kal yamal likhne ni aayega practical that's true

[old jay]

Neend ki goli khaa ke so jao, 11 years and still no ucl final. Good night

[dusty thunder]

2 year trophyless bhi dikhega ruko

[old jay]

Arey jokes tha jokes

[dusty thunder]

same wahi jokes

tum log to jit hi jaoge isme kya

madrid ucl hi to khelti

yeh pan vilas trophy, sanjay manjrekar trophy thodi jitengi

they made for ucl

[old jay]

Koi naa kal hatewatch mein dukh kam ho jayenga

[rancid fractal]

Bc

Abhi neend khuli thi

Last ke 4 min dekhe

Lmao

[old jay]

[rancid fractal]

Lol

[sleek otter]

Aazao jldi jldi

[inland swan]

[paper vault]

Hi chat

On today’s episode of what fucked my sleep up

It’s Diet Coke.

Bc it has a lot of caffeine

Which I thought wasn’t a big deal

🤡

[rotund hinge]

[spare ferry]

hey!

[wraith hound]

Weak

[woven jewel]

yooooooo

back babys

sleeping huhhhhhhhh./////

[toxic wave]

Good morning

[tranquil hound]

yo @unique swift bhai ji big fan

[plucky notch]

[tame trout]

Hmm

[frozen dew]

It's nothing in caffeine 😞😕

[fading fiber]

Hello

Sun liya kya

New aya hai jao

[frozen dew]

Abey bc 7th baar aa rh h tu

[frozen dew]

@rugged wind

???

[topaz drift]

Insaan gareeb ho Or usme ghumne ki Chull naa ho
Maka laadle Dispossible

[north palm]

True

[topaz drift]

Aap gareeb kaha h dost

[north palm]

Bhot

[topaz drift]

Merese pondicherry nahi jaya ja rha

Bc munnar ke sapne dekh rha hu

[north palm]

[topaz drift]

[north palm]

Us

[topaz drift]

[north palm]

Mujhe bhi Jana hai

[topaz drift]

Kaisa ja rha trip

[topaz drift]

Aaja

South

[north palm]

Crazy till now

[topaz drift]

Jug jug jiyo so lalalna hamaar

[cloud ore]

[golden agate]

[topaz drift]

Ek aurat kitni bhi mehnat krle , kabhi ek bada aadmi nahi ban sakti

Ek badi aurat ban sakti hai lekin

[uneven vale]

Waah Waah

[frozen dew]

Acha chaap dia

Chutiya

[gaunt wagon]

Ye 2026 hai bhai

Aurat aadmi ban sakti hai

[topaz drift]

Mujhe laga 2021 chal rha hau

[topaz drift]

Ha lekin chota aadmi banegi na

[dusky island]

Goood morning

[thorny crest]

Hello bhaiyooo

[dusky island]

Beheno and unke bhaiyo

[thorny crest]

Latent is backk

[topaz drift]

Kehte hai kejriwal bhdwa hai

Atankwadi hai

Sahi kehte hai

[topaz drift]

Morning

[dusky island]

Good keu nhii

[topaz drift]

Good last time 2023 me thi

Ya jab bhi 8 hr sleep ho paati hai tab

[dusky island]

Or do @whole briar ko vote

[topaz drift]

.

[cloud ore]

Modi modi modi 🗣️

[topaz drift]

Modi ji ne desh bech diya, lekin jisne kharida usko last 70 saal ka loan chukana padega ab

[dusky island]

Too aapan bheche hue haii sab

[topaz drift]

Ha

Hum sabko kisine kharid liya hai

Gulam hogye wapas se

[dusky island]

Schii

[cloud ore]

[topaz drift]

[golden agate]

Aa gaya bodyguard

[topaz drift]

Kon bodyguard

[cloud ore]

Berojgaari khatam ?

[golden agate]

you

[topaz drift]

Ha

[golden agate]

shitty ka

[cloud ore]

Yeaaas 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[topaz drift]

Mai to usko cringe bolra

[golden agate]

ohh tab sahi hai

[topaz drift]

Shitty to shitty hi hai

[cloud ore]

Abb majdoori karne ke paise milenge :))

[golden agate]

+1

[dusky island]

Ab gulami suru modi ne bech diya, sabko

[cloud ore]

[golden agate]

gulami to shadi k baad hoti hai

[topaz drift]

Aap kab kr rhe ho

[cloud ore]

[golden agate]

badle me sex milta hai uske

[topaz drift]

Mujhe paneer tikka khana h

[cloud ore]

[dusky island]

[golden agate]

kabhi nahi abhi filhal

[golden agate]

[topaz drift]

35 seconds ke chakkar me gulami krni padti

[cloud ore]

Nakli paneer

[dusky island]

Tu singal hi marega

[golden agate]

35 seconds of heaven

[dusky island]

[cloud ore]

Signal

[golden agate]

haan to usse kya hua, single hona ko punishment nahi hai

[cloud ore]

Real

[topaz drift]

Single rehte ho to 3 minute tak mil sakta hai

[dusky island]

Topic change

[golden agate]

Jitne me shadi hogi wahi pesa kahi aur laga do

[cloud ore]

Investment

[dusky island]

Aree to court marriage bhi naam ki chij hoti vo karte

Haii

Log

[golden agate]

you can also have tour in Europe

[topaz drift]

Shaadi le liye woman ka hona bhi jaruri hai

[golden agate]

haan to aap bhi karlo fir

[cloud ore]

[golden agate]

nahi mard bhi chahiye

[dusky island]

No I don't I want go to Thailand

[topaz drift]

Mard to kahi bhi mil jayega , 100 ke note me maan jayega

[cloud ore]

Gay bhi to kar sakte hai ?

[golden agate]

Thailand is not in Europe

[dusky island]

Ladki hoti hai baad me woman banti womans se kaise karege sadii

[golden agate]

haan ye bhi hai

[golden agate]

wahi na

[cloud ore]

Ha

[topaz drift]

Divorced gym womans

[cloud ore]

To woman compulsory hai matlab

[cloud ore]

[dusky island]

Nahii aap guy bhi dek sakte hoo

[golden agate]

[cloud ore]

Hmmmm

[topaz drift]

[dusky island]

Womans Compulsory nahi hai

@cloud ore

[cloud ore]

Okie

[golden agate]

Wo bhi rich divorcee

[topaz drift]

Sax ke liye womans hona imp h

[golden agate]

Sugar Mommy

[topaz drift]

Nvm

[golden agate]

Aur uske bachhe bhi ho

[cloud ore]

[topaz drift]

Ha jisko alimony tagdi mili ho

[dusky island]

Yee bhi sahi haii meri dost ko yese hi kidar to tikane lagaungi ki paise aaye

[golden agate]

Fir bachhe paida karne ki jarurat nahi h

[golden agate]

[topaz drift]

Yuss , cute se 1 -2 saal ke

[golden agate]

achha

[topaz drift]

[golden agate]

Thom Yorke

subah subah emotional kar diya

[cloud ore]

[topaz drift]

[golden agate]

Tabhi uska package khul gaya

[cloud ore]

[golden agate]

gear jump se

[topaz drift]

[dusky island]

Haaa paise aayenge

[golden agate]

She's not virgin anymore

[golden agate]

[topaz drift]

Virgin mohit

[dusky island]

Vargin mohjito

[golden agate]

wo to kesa bhi aa jaye

log to sperm bech dete h

[topaz drift]

No no , mera dost h ek , virgin mohit

[golden agate]

me aur mere roommates bhi yahi karna ka soch rahe the

[topaz drift]

Suna h acha khasa paisa milta hai

[golden agate]

haan humne bhi yahi soch k phone kiya tha

[cloud ore]

Bc Aaj result Ane wala hai or ye mere feed pe shushant kyu aa raha hai

[dusky island]

Don't west donet it

[golden agate]

Kesa result

[cloud ore]

Student hu bro kiska ayega 🥀

[golden agate]

yes I need a right partner

[topaz drift]

Nvm

[golden agate]

12th ka h kya

[cloud ore]

Ha

State board

[golden agate]

Ohh damn

[dusky island]

You need a left partner

[cloud ore]

[golden agate]

allu da best

[topaz drift]

Ntg much did some productive work

[cloud ore]

Lowkey cooked

[golden agate]

nah I'm left, I need right

[cloud ore]

Loki cooked

[dusky island]

Boil water

[topaz drift]

Jaan ke tote , sandaas ke lote

[topaz drift]

Ok

Pika bi Pikachu, pika pika pikachu

[golden agate]

saggy ke tatte kaat ke koi bech do

[topaz drift]

Tiktok ki yaad agyi

[golden agate]

pese bahut milenge

[topaz drift]

Usne already ek bech rkha h

[cloud ore]

[dusky island]

hag dia

[golden agate]

Abhi kal hi dekha tha tiktok

[golden agate]

Kitne me

[topaz drift]

Pika bi pika chu pika pika pika cgu

[topaz drift]

Kuch to 3 ya 4 crore bol rha tha

[dusky island]

3

[golden agate]

maaakiii chu mere bete maaki chuu

[topaz drift]

Nvm

[cloud ore]

Saste hai bro 6 ?

[dusky island]

Bhaav bad gaya haii

[topaz drift]

6 me dono aajate

[golden agate]

Suna unhi pese se date gaya tha aur scam me gaya haar

[cloud ore]

Hmmm

[dusky island]

7

[golden agate]

Unit kya h

[topaz drift]

Wo virgin tatte jyada me bikte

[cloud ore]

Thala for no reason

[topaz drift]

Ha abhi wapas 3 lakh minus me aagya

Khair

[golden agate]

Uske sath to yahi hona tha, therki hai ek number ka

[topaz drift]

Misogymanstic

[cloud ore]

RIP

[golden agate]

missogynast less goo

[dusky island]

Rest in pressure

[cloud ore]

Yup

[golden agate]

rest in Pitt

[cloud ore]

Brad Pitt

[golden agate]

Matt Pitt

[dusky island]

Pitariya parkar

[cloud ore]

Priyanka Chopra

[golden agate]

Pavitra Prabhakar

[cloud ore]

Fk

Peter Parker

[golden agate]

Chiyanka Chabakar

[dusky island]

Srk

[golden agate]

KRK

[dusky island]

Mi

[cloud ore]

[golden agate]

[dusky island]

Kishor kumar

[cloud ore]

[golden agate]

Sai Kishore

[cloud ore]

[dusky island]

Sai pallavi

[golden agate]

sounds sexy

wish mere ko date kar leti

[dusky island]

Dil na diyaaa

[golden agate]

Khai Pallabi

Diya ka dil tuta

[dusky island]

du dung

[golden agate]

Tung Tung

[dusky island]

[topaz drift]

Ha , baccho wali harkate hai but keeping things to myself is what ive learnt tbh nhi to me itti expressive hu ki koi bhi mere thobde se bata de muze kya hua hai

[golden agate]

[topaz drift]

[dusky island]

Bechoo wali harkete karna mature hone se aacha hotaa meowww

[golden agate]

Kitni mehangi hai, Africa se aayi h kya

[gaunt wagon]

[topaz drift]

Acha meowww

[topaz drift]

[dusky island]

[topaz drift]

Pure 100 dollars

[golden agate]

[dusky island]

Kal pata hai hamne ek kute ko meow karte sunaa

Battaaa

[gaunt wagon]

Dekh liya gen V and boys ke 2 eps

[topaz drift]

Hamne matlab kitne log the ?

[dusky island]

Mera dost

[cloud ore]

[dusky island]

Or maii

[topaz drift]

[golden agate]

mene abhi boys start nhi kiya h, aaj to 3rd aa raha ep

[cloud ore]

Kutta parivartan

[gaunt wagon]

Haa

[topaz drift]

Kutte ne jaati parivartan kr liya

[dusky island]

Modi ko vote dia tha

[golden agate]

Kutiya pravivartan

[dusky island]

Jatii nahii gendar

[cloud ore]

[topaz drift]

Ab wo general se ST me agya

[golden agate]

[topaz drift]

Chii

[cloud ore]

Seat milgayi

[golden agate]

Jew Shia Ram

[cloud ore]

[gaunt wagon]

Kitne honge total eps
8?

[dusky island]

Nahii

[golden agate]

Jai Bheem 💙

[golden agate]

han

[cloud ore]

[topaz drift]

Acha matlab male billi meow ni krte ?
@outer gale meow krke dikha

[dusky island]

Kutta meow kar raha thaa

[gaunt wagon]

Omlendah marega last ep me mtlb

[cloud ore]

Kutte ke pass bhi freedom of speech hai

[topaz drift]

Ha to male billi bhi to ban skta na wo

You sexist

Feminist

Misogynist

Selenophile

[golden agate]

I think usse pahle and most prolly aadhi The Boys team

[golden agate]

me

[gaunt wagon]

[dusky island]

Idahr tak english padhi hai maine

Baki nahi ata

[topaz drift]

Physiologist

[golden agate]

Misso gynast hu me

[gaunt wagon]

Gen V wale bhi aayenge lagta hai

[dusky island]

Haa idhar tak bhii

[golden agate]

uske to doctor bhi hote h

[cloud ore]

Gymnastics?

[topaz drift]

Miss u gymnast girl

[golden agate]

yes

[topaz drift]

Padh fir jaake

Anpadh

[dusky island]

Chimkandi

[golden agate]

ohh bhajina wale Doctorine

[cloud ore]

[topaz drift]

Gynaecology hona kitna lucky kaam h

[golden agate]

yes imagine kitne bada experience chahiye uske liye

[topaz drift]

Wahi

Kitna jyada patience chahiye hota

[golden agate]

It's like one batstman playing on different conditions

[topaz drift]

Kbhi kbhi patient thappad bhi mar dete

[dusky island]

kuchhh bhiii

[golden agate]

yes usme bhi ek alag maza hai

[ivory pilot]

uth gaya sher

[topaz drift]

Hmm

[golden agate]

achha koi s&m try karega yaha pe

[dusky island]

Haat gaal tak phochane ke liyee patients doctr ko bula leta hai kyaa vaha tak @topaz drift

[topaz drift]

Jor ka jhatka haye zoro se laga

[dusky island]

[ivory pilot]

kal kuch hua tha idhar?

@topaz drift

[dusky island]

Haa modi ne bech diya india ko

[topaz drift]

Shyad

[topaz drift]

Dunno

Mai to 1 vaje so gya tha

[ivory pilot]

acha hua