#general-chat
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Bholepan pe itna ghuma na kar, bholapan do din me dhal jayega

Likhne me bhi hai kuch logo ko
Nah nah , no problem at all
Socha tha ek page banunga insta pe jaha ladke apni feelings share kar sake
but khair nahi bana paya
chalo koi na, me chal raha ab apni movie continue karne
Dhoop me nikla na karo roop ki rani , gora rang tanning se bhar jayega
Konsi ?

ali baba or 40 chor
Achha sunscreen use karo
Sur
Wai
Rus
pfp kaise badal li 
Wao

Chori ho gya
Kisne kiya
Pata nahi , 2 saal pehle hostel me chori hogya tha

Tea dena hai to de
kya be sursuri

Hi
tea to 
🧋
Chai chahiye 😭
hii
Hi wsup
tea yahi hai ki main metro mein almost behosh hone waali thi 
fir kya
i felt anxious weird pukish
🤮
so I got off at a random station
Kha se ho aap Himawari ke papa
🤢
Madhya Pradesh shift hogaya hu abb
and sat to breath for a few minutes
Japan se mp
Indore ?
Nahi bro Indore me bhai rehta hai
Acha
Or mp me sirf Indore nahi hai 🥀
Haww @frozen dew
kha shift hue
Are most likely wahi rehne aate hai
.
Thode se thoda kam
District?

Ha
bitch
Bhopal bhi to hai

typo in sticker also
Phir
Bhopal me mere jaise velle log jaate haj

phir I just wanted to reach home fas fas
ME bhi bhopal me rehta tha pehle
abhi nagpur me hu
Past Bhopal walo ka meet up hogya
Waise underage 4 footiya ladkio ko akele nahi travel karna chahiye but delhi...
Bande online hai nahi aaj
🤯
decide karne mein aadha ghanta lag gaya
Kya khayi dosa
order deliver hone mein bhi adha ghanta
nope
Nice nagpur mai aya hu
Real

pizza and burger
very creative order 😍
new cafe khulaa hai udhar se
Dosa banane me adha ghanta
80 % MP wale nagpur aate hai bhai
Oh
im not a burger liker but they were genuinely good
Sahi hai 🥀
Kya chess khelte ho?
Nahi coding karta hu soch raha hu chess seekh lu
Learning web dev
Tum kya karte ho ?
mern stack seekh rha hu
Pta hai kitne calories hote hai
Backend?
bhot
but I was eating after a long time
so
(excuses)
yes yes my sql aata hai , mongodb, and django seekh rha hu
Coffee?
Sahi hai mujhe html css js seekhna hai
@near summit kaunse secret trips?
i was too hungry
🥀
Kabhi trees tak pahuch paunga ya nahi
I dont like
engineering chalu hai kya>
only exam season
@near summit are u character shaming me? What did i even do?
not tea
Burger ke sath milkshake?
not coke
17 saal ka hu 🥀🥀 abhi Delhi dur hai
not diet coke
3 saal se me bhi nhi pohoch paya
nothing 
people can ban mein from junk food community
Freelancing is better ig
I dont like coke
Jo khaye burger ........ . . . . . .
good
Sprite dew
milkshake bhi not so much
.......
Yea

Normal hostel things
all of em give a lot of cheeni ka paani feels
which is just disgusting
u have good age to learn this things
Yeah 
wow
Aaya ek
I dont like the concept of energy drinks they are shitty af
aaj to chat me monster peene ka mauka
Web dev sikhane
carbonated drinks with lot of sugar and 0.2% of caffeine

you get me
mereko to samajh ni aaya sting kon peeta
mai
@north palm ye pita hai
saggy ka to samajh aaya
ive never had that 😭
that red colour gives me ick
Pudina bhi daal skte hai
im a loyal water drinker
but mastt
I drink bhot saara pani (touchwood)
Energy drink se better fastnup ke electrolyte tablets aate , paani me dalo , mast drink banti hai

Ye bkl esi gndi nazar se kyu dekhra hai
thanks
will try some day
artificial colour artificial colour
mera msg uda kya
yes
Ankh bhi maar ra hai
Zepto pe kabhi kabhi offer me sasta mil jata , like 67 for 20 tablets
mereko to papa ne ek baar pepsi vaghera jaha banti voh plant dikhaya tha
bhai god
i swear
uhuh will see
maybe
cheeni pani
kabhi ni piya uske baad

cheeni pani

Diabetes nightmare
nimbuzz piii hai kya?
cheeni pani cheeni
+1
Aam ka season hai aam russ piyo
oh acha
maybe kabhi piya hoga
Ha
paet me garmi hoti, pimples hojate
Yea
voh theek lagti thi mereko to
Mere toh ni hotte bc
pineapple ka juice evergreen
Why do people call sugar as disease, the actual disease is diabetes lol
hello guyss
Usse better hai direct nimbu pani
Hello
Hlo
Chi
sugar is not bad, processed sugar is
mujhe sugar ki beemari hai
natural sugar is good
kaise ho
jo cheeni chai me dalte
we need natural sugars
voh khrab hai
ki hal chal

Good , wbu
thikthak
paani*
Acha , kya hogya
Gud u tell
Cheeni pilayi deeee, blood pressure se piyaaaaa
nikhil sun
Hn
bas mera kutta mar gya

abb matt sun
thikthak
Wot
Ok
Ik, even processed sugar isn’t as bad as ppl think. All sugars spike ur blood sugar despite processed or unprocessed. Cane sugar and fruits all spike ur insulin, only difference is it has some health benefits
baxodi
aap jharkhand se ho
Na
up
Na
down
bihaaaar
West bengal
Na
that's true, india me diabetic isliye hi hai log, din me 4 baar chai me 2 tbsp chini khate
Na
jisse sugar spiked hi rehta inn logo ka
Tamil Nadu
Na
Hyderabad
Na
nikhil to pondicherry se
Currently ha
nananananana
Aur uske sath biscuits bhi 
Job ?
Next month waha milunga
Na
Oo menu kendi na na na na
Kudi 🥀
Tbsm
sugar free biscuits bhi sugar free nahi hai 😭
Bidism
4l
Tbsm kya hota ?
Tera bhai seedhe maut
tera bhai salwar suit manager
Bidism me julm se soodte tbsm me pyar se
Kavisha ji how r u freind 
hi dheeraj

Artificial sweeteners ka amount itna hota hai ki uske adverse effects ho jate hai. Only way is moderation, sab kuch moderation mein khao
hi chote Im good wbyy

long tume
kesi ho? how you doin
good yaar
Bade am fine aswell 12th start hogyi 
leg injury krli thodisi 😥
fir inka sugar spiked hi rehta pure din, marij
Wot
iske saath office kaise jaungi ab
kaavish ka tag mar do koi
football khelti?
han yar
ligament tod liya?
Dusre wale pair se
wheelchair pe jaa
calf muscle strain
Ab 2.5 kadam chalogi ?
inflammation kaafi hogyi
Ghode ki chaal
Vc ao na
2 din kaafi rest kiya par theek to nahi hote hue dikh rahi
Mfs
wahi yar
Koi na rest well
chale bina itna ajeeb lag rha
dikhaya physiotherapist ko?
mere toned legs ka kya
Toned mugdi legs
pain killer leke chali jana
mugdi kya hota hai
@dawn panther kavish ko tag mar de
Murgi
RED 🤚
kavisha fir khudke liye stand ni le payegi
Wo kon hai

Suar bta toh
pwd seat pe backrest milti hai kya
real
Nahi sidha job offer 
me rn
ja bkl 
janam janeman mujhey yeh jan jaye
Abe madarchod 😡
hey
har weekend kuch ho jaata hai mujhe
👆

sarkari naukari mil skti to backrest ke liye ek employee hoga
Tabhi chali meri kalam kehti rehndo
kartik se puch]
najar lag gi, utarwale
@dawn panther Ye kaisi shayari hai?.... kash tu chand aur me sitara hota toh aasman ke kisi kone me ek ashiyana humhara hota aur log tujhe dekhte bas dur he dur se lekin tujhe kareeb se dekhne ka haq sirf humhara hota🎀
Bhag
maa chudao koi ni chaiye behenchod
no
Ye wala unke liye
15 saal ki hai wo
mai to kisika downfall predict ni krta
@stoic mountain

Jao maa chudao koi nhi chaiye bhenchod
Badhia gaana tha wese wo
Thanda le tanmaya 🥀
@stoic mountain How to take down najar?
raii lo, usse khudke sarr pe se 4-5 ghumao aur usse fir jalane ka try kro

Lo hogya ignore
if jyda dhua udta to takdi gand mar rakhi
Fr bro
if sirf jalti hai voh to aap safe ho
to

Hi
iH
Hi
Hello hi wsp
Hi
Bye
Jnl
lnJ
Nlj
ln(J)
Ljn
Bure din 🥀
Mera nitro 2 din se bolrha he khtm hoga ho kyu nhi rha bhensod

Date check kr
Ruk tera bhi to khtm hone wala tha na
Moch khaabo hay hay

Renewed

Hi
Chicken time
iH
Coke 


Member since 3/09/26 likh rha
Abe lvde
Aur kya dekhun fir 
gali mat do
Paise kt rhe honge aur kya
Abe
Ek min ke liye gaand faad di thi
ok ok
Katne se yaad aaya
Nhi kate
Hi @kind cairn

Sirf 1 min ke liye fati thi
Tbhi to hatho hatho sil di or kisi ko silwani ho to samprk kre
Ok
Mai karunga
10€ only
10¥
Chalega
hii
true
Keshe ho
Ok
aap bengali ho kya
Bdiya
5.82 ₹
Hyd guys
sab jagah hota hai yehhh too
hyderabad guys
Me apne aap sil deta hun
meri to koi nai utarta 
bhai its okay
aao bacha aapki najar utaru
Laal mirch aur rock salt 
Na muh ke alag lgta h
kya ho gyaa
kuki tu kaha se hai
Ek lota Pani leke 3 baar ghumao
Hi kavs
call kru
Or shikanji bana lo
voh bhi method hai
hi ashwinn
Whi se hi jaha se ye hai
yeh ineffective hai
Fk 🥀
Thodi idher bhi bhej dena
your phone is linging
Kuch bhi
🌚
Hw u doin !
Okie
bihari ji please pickup the call
Haina
apka phone baj rha hai
hyd is short form of hyderabad, bad joke.... wsup
Apna silwa le fir
acchi hi joke thi waise laughed
Huh

jis number pe aap baat krna chah rahe hai voh bhi switched off hai
theek hi wby
Agya simp
Ese mera dost ek karta tha fir ek din usko hijde utha ke legye
Thik thak , bas katri hai , aaj eeha kaiisan ?
Fry rice
oohmgg🥹🥹🥹 , wow yr tera bhi humour dead meri tarah
uska phone bhi yahi kehta tha 
Not rice
non veg baat krhe batao chat me
Chicken loaded fries
yaad aagyi mere dosto ki

Ha or nhi to kya
whatsapp pe dp dikhti hai?💔💔💔
😋
Wow yaar , mil liye dost se
Aaj hila ke soyega fir ye
Rage-baat 🥀
Ye ik thas y i said kuch bhi 


aww play along kra kro jab pata joke marha, aur batao mehak ji
what do you do
tereko to customer care wali ne bhi block kr rakha hoga
Whi toh pahadan thi
Ha usko gaali bhar deta hu mai, faltu bak bak
arey yaar wo sharmata hai isliye apna naam instagram user rakhliya hai
Maine ek din galti se customer care wali ko gaali de diya
Ladka smjh kr
network hi ni aara hoga
achya
Uss din se call ni kri woh 🥀
Ek pahad se dusre iss lund se baat krne so tough
Kisi din dheeraj ko bhar ke gaali dedu to hairan na hona
@dawn panther ig dekh
Abe saale
achyaa tabhiiii badda hi sanskari ladka pataya hai aapne to, na pfp lagata insta pe instagram user naam, truly genital man

Genital
pyaar se baat kra kro
Oh yaar galti hogi , pata nahi Kab baat hogi phir se
to vaha problem khtm ke baad bolti
dheeraj call aapko hi cut krna hoga
idhr option ni hai humari side
kya pyaari awaaz thi

Tu bhi bol deta tete paas option ni hai
Dheeraj ji call cut kriye na 👄
Tete
how that sounded to me*
Age se esi lund reel bhej mt dena
nahi hota unpe

Gali mat do
yr yeh loda voda mat bola kro tum
Ek kaam kar us din mereko conference pe Lele in future , mai baat kr lunga unse
Dekha laparwahi ka ntija
Byee
Taco , tortilla
kya hai pfp mai ?
yeh kya reply hai
Ese lodu test ni deta mai

?
wdym
nikhil khana hi lagate reh tu pfp me
snap bana rakhi bsdke ne
e girl paradisee lesgooo


Physics 108
Bio 292
Chemistry ni btau ga
Kuki join kr liya hoga
@hidden smelt kitni e girls se loda choos gya hai aapka aaj tak?
Kya
aur ni to kya
Link haan krli
Kiske
kuch ni kuch ni
👄
hey sup
Final year ke
bata
Mere bachoon ke

No
Kuki ek din star bn jayega
itne me to aiims delhi ke guard ki naukari bhi ni
Oo
marne ke baad to sab star hi bante na
Poronstar
Suar paper dekhna kisi din 💔
Wese tere college ka naam bta


porn video banti hai gif nahi
Bhai neet ke mock dere kya ?
Gali

ek aur muthal spotted
Konsi
suar
Tere college ka naam bta jldi
Bhai kya lodu svr link dlte hai yeh log
Who doesnt like cheeni ka paani
jee diya hai 
search krle
Jiske ghar shishe ke ho wo basement me haggte hai
shishe ke ghar to maine minecraft me bhi ni banaya tha
kon loda shishe ke ghar banara vai
Paise waale
Raja ji
🤔 sheesh mahal hottw toh ha
ghutna tutga
Sed
Naam bta college ka
sheesh mahal ke andar kaanch hote
Maine 1st innings dekhi bhi nahi
bahar nahi
bsdke bataya to
Shish mahal jaysingh ne bnaya
Bhag
serach krle upper ja
State bta
Dheeraj ka pura naam search kr
lahore
List niklega
Linkedin pe
Tu bta toh
Nahi google
Dheeraj meena
Maine bht baar nikala hai
mere clg ka database internet nahi hai
Ye iska poora naam hai ?
State bta collage ka
Haan
lode jaipur hi
😂
Mereko bata ye dhundne ke kaam aate hai muze
Dalli hai kya
Abe
abey behenchod
Rajasthan
Padhri hu
maine mera naam search krha
Bye
Show
Mkc aa toh mera bhi gya
bhai internet hi doxx kr dega yeh to
linkedin to aaya hi aaya
jamin makaan bhi aara
no
Gali
ab to loda hi ni
Fas fas
Raat ko blue film dekh ke so jana
Abey nahi bataunga clg ka naam
Merko kuch chahiye iska mtlb
clg chhod
Mai khud dekhunga as
ab to kuch ni
Bas*
Iska college mai btau
rehn do
Okay
anyone up for chess?
Bata
Meyo college
Apna kaam kr
Chess se yaad aaya
@dusk night Divya ko tag kr
Ha to bata
Abe suar bhagawan se darr salle dogle
Prisha teri maa ki
Svr left kr di wo saale choor na uska picha 
kya ho gya
Why 
Maine bas aise hi pucha yaar
Tere jese tharkullae ki wajah se ig 
@jade sorrel hi meri alt
Vo kisi or ka kh rha h
Acha
Kuki aaja meri help kr thodi
Tu hai mera alt
Bta
Sach
Hieee simmmmrannn 


Hii piranha

Hi im new here
Dekho dekho chahre se hi hewaniyat tapak rhi h
Hattt
Hi new, im kuki's alt
Ladki hu mai pagla suar
hmmm
Taiyari
New peeps ko ignore kar dete log 😔
that doesn't change the fact
Jyada old ko bhi
jao gender change krwao
tab hii bolunga
Kya fact ?
😔

aapko joke land ni hora rehne do
Bta suar

Oh got it
Sure next time
@dawn panther anyways me jaa rahi padhne, exams hai bye
Abey woh rehnde phirana ro degi 
I do nth 
Buii 👋 pdho allt the best
Hi mehak
accha bete
Hi ashwin 
nothing me bhi kuch na kuch krta hi aadmi, jaise overthinking
Hyd mehak
7/7
1

Chal jaane diyaa
Wo to me sara din karti hoon 
@dusk night @prime zinc kaam ho toh boldiya kro ye chutyap mere sath ni

Thala for a reason
Ashwin nam ke aadmio se duri banane me hi aapki surakshitatta hogi
not bad hbu
aww, outside india, kaha rehti hai aap?
Canada
Surakshitta 😂😂😂😂
Nhi nhi bol
I'm fully bad yaar
Ab tu bol
😭😭 itna bura h kya
yea lgra h
Surakshitatta
punjabi aap??
No not bura , but might be clingy
Yeaa u guessed it right
hindi not hinding
Oops
Haan yaar , how did you gess ut
aapki to family hi well settled hogi udhr to i believe
Yus dheraaj
Tumhare frnds ki baaton se
Yeh piranha ko kuch kaam ni hai
Yup im in india rn for a trip tho
Came here after 4.5 yrs
Pikuuuu jiyaaaa
Bye

Mere frnds ache hai yaar
Han pr tum nahi
kidhr ghum rahi hai aap?

Pure din bc kuki aur pirhana

Dukh jayega agley 2 min mein
Punjab ofc 
bahar rehne lag jaate to idhr aane ka mann krta kya?
Mai abhi aaya tha mera hatta de
Haan Mai toh bilkul bura aadmi hu
Ofcc 😭 home country h
Ok
Pure din bc pirhana
punjab me kidhr aap
Accha 
But they r being so over protective here bahar akele ni jaane dete
Chutiya treko sahi meme bheja Mai phir toh lodu

Jalandhar
Ache karam kro fir

Ache Karam offline krta hu
The Thing
Online toh mai buran hua hu aajkl

Bas
Masterpiece
Abey ye londu sahi meme bhejne pe khush hora h
Absolute Cinema
Madhuri virli
Simp toh dheeraj bhi hai saala ladkiyon ki details diary me likhta hogga
Online kyu nahi 
True

Tu bhi kam nhi h
Simping m to
Online mein kiya tha kuch dino pehle tk , aajkl bas thodu sa bad ho gya hu ... good boy banne ki raah pe hu
Diary ni bnata mai
Dekh le @frozen dew
Online mein kiya tha kuch dino pehle tk , aajkl bas thodu sa bad ho gya hu ... good boy banne ki raah pe hu
Dear diary aaj mehak ke baare me pata chala....
Dheeraj
oh aesa, humare ghar ke pass ek family mtlb 20 saal se saath reh rahe aur achi bonding hai unse, to ek bhua voh canada hi rehti unke bache bhi udhr settle voh aate kabhi to bolte ki idhr ghar jaisa aur jyda safe feel hota, videsh me bhale hi sab aas pass me jaankar hi log but darr rehta
🫡
Tera to pura 1000 panno ka register hai ig 
Bhai fr simp hen ye sab to
Ninni time bola tu bkl
dekhte h fir
Haan zi aate rehna
Uski marzi
han yeh to haii, how old are you vese?
Mere samn uss madhur bsdk ka naam matt liya karo 
Ladki se age nhi puchte gawar
Dheeraj kundli pooch le
arre mtlb bahar akele ni jane dete must be chhoti age hi hui na
25-26 walo ko to jane dete
Dheeraj fir bhi better than ashwin
Fir toh aur glt hai age puchna
To jab ye sab soch hi lia h to puch kyu rh h
Thanks yaar
Pkka single h bhai or sunder kanya ki talash me bhatak rha h
Yeaa the thing is unke age k logon k lie unko always connected feel hoga w their home country n idhr the vibes r diff like sab milte h ache se but wahan apko pta bhi nai hoga kon h apka neighbour
Para kese likhre hai loggg
Im 19 
Ittta attention
There are different level of simps
Normal one
Very despo one
Very despo playboy type
And there's Ashwin
Dheeraj ki kismat mast hai
Mebi same soch rh hoon itne bade message
mkl mere texts pe badda dhyan dete ho tum log
whattt ?
Jisko louda kuch pata ni
It's me
Isme shock hone wali kya baat hai
Jali na
40 female friends

hmm fir to fair hai i mean akele to ni hi ghumne denge, mai khud 20 ka mereko ni jaane dete raat me bahar yeh log
ye 19 saal ke bache
Aryan lond bhi to 19 ka hai
Um wha u guys r 25+ or wha
18
Brown parents
Hogya karli simping
Teenagers
Then y u getting shocked 

age dekh ke lond leta hai kya kartik lodu
tum sab ho to ek hi jaise but show ni krte
Are bhai bhari awaj nhi pehchan me aati kya bhai high testosterone male hu
😂🤣🤣
Arey nahi rehte haina , abet dheeraj parv bhi 19 20 ka haina
Kal ek bnde ne aate hi boldiya vc me bhai itti fake kyu kra hai 😂😂😂
20 ka hoke bolra
Ye 19 ke bache
Bc wait

Ab bolega voi to joke h
han yeh to true hai, eventually sab move out hi kr rahe khudke native place se, so studies ke baad canada me hi job?
Meko laga 22-23 ka hoga
Huh
han
Dheeraj bhai ko canada jana h aur kuch nhi
17 saal ke bacche 21 walo se bakaiti kr rhe
Yea ofc 
Rehte hai behen dheeraj ke dost Hai
22 23 ke naam pe ye 26 saal ka valo player a gya
Relax guys 
biscuit crumbs on my laptop
fir to aapki aane wali generation syd hi india dekhegi
productive sunday

kyaaa
hi cutie
vonduelonda
hellu
Munch
Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Iski story hai

perk
No ill make em visit every year agr job achi mili toh 
lekin tu iss server me hi lund hilate reh jayega
Bournville
dusro ka
party at the beach down in copacabana
Hello dear
Kyu
lundt
Good chocolate 
acha hai yeh to culture shock ni lagega unko
bari bari
masters likha to
Me na shta @frozen dew bhai
tez tez
Same server gc btw
thrice a day
Scope hai waha
Saste me bmw ajati hai
Shkl thi ho toh waha ki avg bndi bhi miljayegi aur genes sudhr jayenge
wo seh lega
sippin killepitsch got our black yoga pants on
Usme kuch rond jesa bola bhi nhi h wese
uska vikas ho chuka hai
7 days of the week
future tense is used*
me
I like sweet but not in liquid form
Toh naam kyu likha mc
Teri bhains jesi maa sehli ye kya kis khet ki mooli ha
Yeahh but bohot yrs pde h abhi
he kaay boltes ga tai ?
Flexing like a yogi, drop it down with your hands up
me and brittany weve been down in atlanta
abhi to kya hi umar yeh sab sochne ki
Man kr rha tha
aww, ho gya rage bait lodu

अभी मजा आएगा
Awww 
Exactly abhi to im worried abb my studyy 
sweating in the club call me dirty diana khaa gaya
fir wahi 4 log
Rond
beechke 2 lines khaa gaya
Fir aagye ye bacche, teri maa , uski maa , iski bhi maa 
Khush hoja kam se kam ladke to tera naam lerhe hai
Fir wahi 4 logo ka rabdi rona aur 5th ka uss baat se bhi problem
Are bas yahi ek line yaad thi
bhukha rehta hai
sab kha jaata hai
hahaha, job ki tension to bohot hai idhr bhi
Subah 7 baje suna tha ye
Ok didi kisi ne pucha ?
mom jokes bhi ache ni hai
Right



