#general-chat
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To me hi bolunga
Dekh bro, isme udaas hone wali koi baat nahi hai. Jaise Doctor, engineer, Singer, Dancer ek profession hota hai vaise hi teri mummy ka job bhi ek profession hi hai. Also, at the end vo ye sab tere liye hi kar rhi hai, unka job kaafi difficult hai. Isliye tu bhi bade hoke life me mehnat karna taaki teri mummy ko vo kaam na karna pade. I wish you all the best for you and your mother's future. Aur ek baat, ho sake toh mummy se pooch ke rate dm kardena. Bye, take care.
Kyuki me ata hu bolta hu or chala jata hy
Only in Bengal
Chup mere pyare
🤣
Share the drive
loda deserves this praise
Jo acha hu
fir wahi lode ki baat

sorry son. Gn ! Ly
Fr
kaise lode aadmi ho yr
Kuki ka kooker
aww, good nighttt hiii haiii
I'll be one day. Buuii
Ohhhh babe

Week me roj 3 dead body nikalti hai
Spankyy
Ahhhhhhh

ek mummy hi hai jo iss server me baki emojis ko use krti bajaye voh ginne chune 4-5 ko
respect
maa ki mamta
?
ye kya bakwaas hai
@graceful arch babe
@chilly socket
Kidr ho sb
Dekho kon aya hai
Apka pyara Astro
haryane te hai k mere bhai?
1 baaat ke 100 baap
made no sense but ok thanks.
astro talks
Ahhhh
haa
chaai chillam chapati
Astro talks lodu hai
Astro axha hai
connection
ek to maine tarif kri ki maa ki mamta har jagah kaam aati hai wali line boli 
Hope you don't have to be 🤞🏻🤞🏻 bye 😭 matlab should I go ki you are going
so hi jao aap
tu woh line padh k dekh koi sense ni banra ..
12 baje baad meri battery khtm hojati hai
kyu?
both should go. Too late .

❤️
Are sach bol diya

I love you babe
Truecthat
Vese me to general me ata hu
Kuch or active rehta hai na 
But choro
Kuki ye kya innocent haramipanti hai
Ki jb ata

kesi gandi gandi baat krhi ho mom se stepmom wali harkate
Pani to nhi so rhi because of coke
I should sleep
toomucu pawnhub ig. Bye


@crisp frost what do you think of this I'm hella curious.
Vaha samay ka comeback ho gaya or mera yaha roj raat ko apne se cm back ho jata me kuch karta nhi still
arre bhai kya serious
Kya bole yaar
r/copypasta se uthake laya hun
wicked sunny
sojaoo ab gn
sexy lagrha tha
Loda pass na hoga
Kya bolu bc
Vo narsh chad jati bc rukhti hi nhi
Nikal jaye still
Mkc
sad yr
Bhai kya bole depression a raha
i sympathize with you
Shy babla ka competition aaga
aur yap kro bhai maje aare hai
Dukh hai
aajkl hilane me voh baat rahi nahi hai
Nikala bhi nhi
Kyuki vo nruse hi nikal chuki hai sb
Kuch rhe hi nhi gaya mere ander
Hand stand krke hand free cumm kro
chhod gyi re gadkari
sperm cramps ni aate?
Chor nhi gai, chod rahi
Bhai a jate
Bc ek din mardi
Mere bruning hone wala
Lodi
Still chad gai
Nikal hi nhi rahi
Breckup karunga to bc complain kar degi bolti
Mkc me fas gaya hu
Itna bhi bada nhi hai bhai mera
Ki itna acha lg raha usko
Kidr gaye?
Hi
Are kya hi bole
Puch na
Esa haal hai
Ki kya bolu
Tu bata
Kya kr raha zindagi me!!!
Batao kya hua
1 baar mai likho bhai
Ok bhai
muth mantri
Kaha rukne ka?
Hath me leli nikal deti hai 100 baar ka ek baar mee
Jb nikal jata hai tb
Accha
Ha
Ohh
Yeahh
Good yaar
Ha bhai
Fir problem kya h?
Ab apne se nikal raha to a nhi raha kuch
Apne se kyu nikaal rhe
Or bolti or karna hai usko
Fir
Are aa bhi nhi raha hai kuch
Lag raha tate ne stick pe hai
Nhi bana rahe ab kuch muthi
Sigh
😞
Oh
Yes
Yes
Abhi mangwa lo
sab cheez relative hoti hai bhai
Zepto se
your 6 can be her 9
Ha bhai
murjha to ni jata na?
Thank yaar
ek dum sudol tagda ?
Bhai nikal bhi jaye to kya mtb vo ruke tb na
Me khud ride mar deti
Bc bike ban ban kr thak gaya hu
Koi ni bhai
Uske dard ho na ho, mere lund me dard hone lgta hai
ek respect button aapke lund ke liye
Thank you, same to ur lund bhai respect
respect hai bhai all lunds out there
#Lundsmatter
Kitni mehnat krte hai sb
wahi bhai
#Lundsmatter
iss movement ko rokna nahi hai
aur aage badhana hai
1 share = 1 inch increase
Bhai mera to already bada hai itna jyada ho jayega to pent na fat jaye
#metoo movement se bhi badda hona chaiye yeh
@rancid fractal 🙂
Ha yaar
Ek or moment hoga ab
Aap nhi bologe?
pant pehnni hi kyu hai, nange ghumo
Hum iski suruaat karenge
Astro kyu has raha hai
#SettheLundFree
Isliye has raha lgta hu
Point hai bhai
Kya bole, sab khatam ho gaya hai
Vo nurse bar bar vese bhi utar deti hai
aakhir kab tak pinjre me band rahega voh
Ye dekho
Haa ye astro ka bhi sab khatam ho gya h
Inka breckp ho gaya
Ha bhai me abhi udar deta hu
Lo bhai nikal diya
Sad
astro ka shukranu khatam
Bichara udaas lag ra h
Mujhe bol raha band kardo mujhe verna vo nurse a jayegi
darna nahi hai
mountain dew pilao
Ha bhai
Kya ho gaya astro, tera problem bada lag raha hai
Mountain Dew
Kyuki usko mera bada lgta hai
Problem
Ha yaar
Sahi hai 
Bhai bs mujhe samjh pa rahe hai
solution hai pr problem nhi h merepe
Koi ni yaar
relativity ka prime example hai aapka lund
@dusty thunder bhai bhi
Sab thik ho jaega
Fir vc beth gya fir pitega
Ha yaar
Kya hi bole
Btao kya hui
always yr, #friendslykfamily ❤️
I love you babe
ye bsdiwale ko galat unblock kr diya
Where are all?
🥹😘
Mtt kr lale mt kr
Don't know i m hopeless now
Don't forget guys

#Lundsmatter
muth mantri narendra modih
I can't stop laughing bro after reading this

Fr
Aaj se tum 2 lode ke bhai
Lode mean me
❤️
It's mean u guys r my brother
Aaja mere lode
Same to you
shubham pathak
Thank you bhai
such a qt
Yes babe
#lundmatters
Vaseline lagaya karo
Me indirectly kuch or ban raha hu
She is a keeper
Ha bhai
Apke me lga du?
Bhai chale gaye lgta hai khud se lagane
Chalo thik ha
Chalo bhai maza aya kya mazedaar log hai abhi bhi
Chalo bhai m chal
Lode ki duniya
Lode ki rate
Lode ki bate
Lode ki zindagi
= Lund hai zindagi....
Cause we're gand and zindagi is Lund. And it's fuking us... Ahhhh
Good night.
kya hua dost
#Lundsmatter
Itna dukh 
It will get better goodnight 🫂
was that all true
Delete this tricetal
Apne aap se baaten?
😜

Oye tu ye message ko delete karde me id deactivate kar raha
Kyu 🥺
Eueu
2 mommy
Extreme self consciousness often makes you extremely judgemental and critical to things you do , hence putting you in sense of unworthiness to do that thing thus you end up losing motivation to do it once in for all
ऑनेस्टली जस्ट शट योर बीचेस ऑलरेडी
Honestly luncurba i will pop you with my gang
omg ur so alpha wolf
How was your exam
Ek hi toh diya
😹
jan attempt se tou shi hi tha
😹😹
89 se 92
😦
discord pr ghiss rha tha
✌️😹
Ab gand ghis chuki h ❤️
❤️ flat frictionless surface
con
😹😹
😹
❤️
Mummy ka respect krne wala
ma thk
Ma ❤️
lode
Lodi
Extremely Outta fucks I ain reading all that
Hii
GM
kise bolra bhai
Galti dhaurata hu
Khud pata karlo
Aur tamatar fatafat laal bana lo
Mai nhi sunna chahata
Sojao
ded
Ma chuda na phir
You've been expecting way too much then
My expectations stayed the same your effort just dropped unlike your songs
🎤
🎤
🌎
U better stay in your lane
😼 😽
what if he swings both ways
Acha
Oo cristian naam ke
bataiye
Kisne likha par
Ese to nhi acha lagta h logo ko
Lol bro thinks I m real 500 views p monster laa
Bsdk tu pila na artist gaana bhi de phir sunne pe rewards nhi de
Ungrateful
And 500 hue bhi ni hai
bhosdi
Was never alive
Developer?
A little bit
Tester?
Nah bro i'm just studying in college rn
Ain't an official developer
Listen to we don't talk anymore by charlie puth
Why heard it millions of times
It's so amazingggggg
Someone suggested me this song and it is so freakinnn good
Fr? Its so old and overrated now
Yeah i've never heard of it i just listened it yesterday
I live under a rock
Listen to Do for love - 2pac
Will listen fs
@restive dagger why u like this yaar😔 on kyu nhi aati ab
Cuz dcs boring now 

u mean me boring hu?😔😔
bachi hai vo

and me?
Im saying the whole app is boring
anyways
Arey nahi
just got back from a concert 
Oh damn wut concert
Mai sola ka sahi th
ty dolla sign @restive dagger
😊
.
Hey gng
😡acha tho hai
Arun hi rakh deta @ebon nebula
Ye naam suna suna lg rha
nhi


it was a weird day

Mehak* or kyu bolu 
Mai jo soch rha wahi hai kya
Thk
Not gna say it tho
Mornin
hi
@frozen dew horro documentry bnara hai kya lvde
Ni muje Jo milta bana de rh hoon
Abhi ek aur banaya

Smith and Jones tomato sauce
kukudi
Padhle
subha subha online aa gayi t u
Abe lvde
saale kaam krke aaya hu
Khud ko dekh
Lvda mera
Kya kaam kia
tu hai hi chutiya
household chores
Motu sale moti ankhe h
Kitne gharon me
Teri maa jesi hai matching matching
Nahake aa
❤️
mere ghar mein lodu
ho gaya , pooja krke aaya hu
Subh subh maa pe bulwa diya suar saale
Sundar bhi
Thanks ❤️
🤔 nashta kar
no nashta
Abeoo kuch kha
kuch piyunga
Darudiya
Nariyal pani
watermelon juice peene jaunga
Ghar p banale
wahi krna jaunga
Goodnight
gn
Guten morgen.
Hii
it was
cench at coachella
Hi

Han meto thama reh gya
soya ni tu
For the entertainment you got that day because of me
.

hiii gng bng
👋
@urban schooner kese ho

hello all

hi
hi..all
Done
👍

Hein

@crisp frost bahinsod ab tak tune tea di nahi hai mujhe apparently involving me
Hello hellooo kaise ho khana khaya?
@north palm wakey wakey 
Hello
hello Monica
What is up?
Tiudiu
should I say Baunica
I'm up at this afternoon how about you
I'm up at 3:24 am deer
It's 12:54 here
Good to know
yeah
It was really good to see you
I'll forward my resume to you
I'll keep touching you
wassup gng
just touch my mind

I hope this email finds you in well
I hope you find this femail well
Let me know if you need father details
Sorry sir mother bot well
My prayers are there for her
Thank you sur
Don't worry suar
Feel your mount everest

over that Nepal
I mean feel yourself at my home


Okay sir give me a head, in case there shall be any upads
what?

Lol acha h maine nhi dekha match
Kya re
Hi
hi
Hi
Hi
phir aana
hi
Pfp update plz
abe

yeh piku pinku kaha suna tune
acha hua ni bola
ik

Are you bored??
bas ek emote

Noi
hamam
Yes that's why you're trying to make conversation everyone you see
indeed that's why you tagged me

it's pretty simple
soon

kya hai tag kyu karra 😡
Kal to bhaga rahe the
sorry 
5 min tk chalana tha discord
Because there were people you were talking to
iske baad tag matt kar diyo
okie
isn't that Pretty obvious
Isliye dhund rhi koi mil jaye
huh
phir kar diya 😡
what a shame
nhi krta
Now you have proved my point
I will go back to something more important
Pedo ? 

Bht sare hai ugane ki jrurt nhi hai 
in deep voice
not enough
oxygen low
heat more
global warming
methane emmision from butta
butts
contact MOEF

Ye kya hora yaha par?

Me after reading my old chats
? Ye kis type ka emission 
Mere bhaiyo aur behno...
Tree lgao mulk bachao
farts
Bhaijaan kya aap bih? Hamari tarah hi h?
chai chillam chapati
Inshallah

many more fatal emissions other than that nick

To tu gyab ho jati hai 1 sal tak to mai kya karu
noi not modi wali , international lvl ki meeting
Wait a sec.. outside india likha h aapki I'd m
Kaha se ho? Kashmir?
these ones are the most dangerous
Or aab tak to mil gye hogi terko tea 😞
Gobi heto pumpkin h
accha , to chor de engineering. Environment sector me kaam chal kr de
Jk lol bura to nahi maante na aap jokes ka? Varna m bih ek apology daalu comedy is not my forte karke
🧘♀️
Hi cutie
Airtel?
Hi @woven swallow
hi
hi
M adrak hu rae
How's you

maachudale fir
huh
good wby

Lol
Mi too gud 
Mein tu na sehta
rae ko cutie bola
gtk

Hi
Ranveer ko esa bolege to vo hasne hi lag jayega
ok
bhar me jaa nikku
Aap konsa love connection use karte ho?
le beta

rae ki mummy jyada cutie hai
Kha kha ke mota hora sirf 
thanks 🙈
durex
thanks to you too 
huh
Jindgi me ek gf ni bani aur connection banane chala 

sirf gf ke sath connection thodi banta hai
Apko sab pata hai

acha
Yus 
How 
ye lockdown walo ko corona kyuni hogya😰
Haan Bhai corona ki yaad aa rahi h roz subah naashta karte hue deaths k no. Janne m kya maja aata tah..
acha
E wala play boi ni hai
thik hai

aayein
Hi @topaz drift
Noi , dost tha ek

Agreed lol
bhak
don't
Merko bhi ho gye hai grudge to
hru?
never keep grudges
chup bkl
Tbh
Still agreed..
hi @crisp frost
chup bkl
wbu?
ye prerana bauni kyu lag rhi
chup bkl
Hello bhai
Hi @woven swallow
hindi samajh ni aari
chup bkl
ye bacchi
Tell height
Kya hame ese sahbdo ka istemaal karna chahiye?
alt id se aagyi
chup bkl
5ft
chup bkl
Ji janab wohh leti mera naam nhi
Hi @woven swallow
Ye alt id se kyu a gyi
bhadu ab tag mat kr diyo , ni terepe missile launch kr dunga
apni ku salam dena

Mai to raig bait karne wala tha ki
Chup bkl
alt ni hai
Chup
Chi
Mhu khol Or chus
👍
Gaali dera
chalchutiye
Hi @woven swallow

Hi billu
Hi
Ha kon bsdk gali de raha
Prerna nam se grudges hai
chup bkl
Chutiya
Churr kr ju tum jayo gy
Thik hai dost
Bhai jo bolta h vo khud hi hota h
@chilly socket iska ilaj karva

Bhai jo bolta h vo khud hi hota h
copy kr rhi mera , chup bkl
Bhai jo bolta h vo khud hi hota h
Majak
M adrak hu rae
Oh kuch log still yaad rekhe hai mujhe

Kese ho ?
Not gud 
@outer gale katwa liya ?
Agreed
Ayein kisse ?
Woo majak kya jo hurt na kare kisi ko
Abe baal
Mrzi ha
Ayeeee
Lode ki zindagi
Tuza aiiila
Bhai ye kon h?



