#general-chat
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Heylo
Hi kbutr
Good morning people
physical work ke naam pe gym ka muh nahi dekha 1 mahine se
good evening
Hi kitikati
Gym is a mindset
About to sleep
@quaint shuttle your kitkat light is here
wha
metoo
Hi guys
You all are AI bots
cigar after kitkat? tf is this combo
Kaise ho bhai
What a coincidence, lets get married
Pitai hogyi nikhil ki
sandhi vicched after such a long time
Nic yrr
Bhai kaise ho
Vichhed me
π°πΌββοΈ
Not too bad, aap batao
nfox tame gujarati avvu chu?
Theek hi hun

avi chu
u want me to divide u π«ͺπ«ͺπ«ͺπ«ͺ
Aavu chhu kya hota
Kyu bas thik

Omg iphone user

tmkoc se itna hi seekh paya
i am not an iphone user....
like not on here
Exams hai na isliye
Teri ma ka oolta chashma
Bohot bura seekha hai
I see
Gboard bhaijaan
undhiyo khavi chu?
Kisi mahapurush ne kaha tha, exam toh aati rehti hai bklodi, tabiyat sambhalo
Okay paijan
Sahi hai
Sojao corporate majdoor, youβve earned it
Goodnight 
Battery dead hone aayi
Chalo gudnite guyz
Karle cope
sad

mere pyar me pfp hata di usne samjha kya

uski behen ki hearing issue hogya na?
pyar me nasse kat ti hai
@hoary robin it is not krait
oo hijde
vc ni aaya jara
tu kya likri
allgood
hyd ml
apne pass rakho fir
chupake rakhlu?
wow i mean my pleasure if I ever made you feel better β€
yess sandook mai
ogay but why no vc
I feel grateful agr thoda bhi difference aya although chutiya hi hu mai but Good to know that

lele
Saggy unmute ho gya ?
whats the capital of egypt
@topaz drift

Kisse Gand mrwa li

Nhi
aayein

Hieyyy lostt

Vc mai
nahi
Koi active nhi

maa maa maa maa , iske alawa kuch bolna ni aata ladko ko

Wo to hai
kuch badia joke maare to lafda krne me maja aaye
yad nhi
Saggytity
Tmkc kon hai tu
aayein ?
no that's different
Bharva hoo
Kahnna agya π itte din baad panner π―
Acha hello π€
im doing awesomeee
@topaz drift @north palm @prime zinc
Comedy karo na
Hii

you diddd
Hii
Sb dikhra hai
msg kyu ni dikh rhe the
rere no

diet coke
Gc ka sher aagaya
Bhai 25 wali diet coke bhi aa gayi
Saggy pita h

Laadle 40 ki bench h side mai rahiyo
laga hi tha

ooh
Nhi bhai mera rate 40 h
damn , meri to to bhot kam hai
Batao city mein nahi milra kahi town mein milra
Campa toh ni pira tu
Dmart me milri

Nahi
mai to fastnup wali drink bana ke pita hu
Mere pe photo haii wait
π€
Diet campa
mast nimbu dal ke
Jaunga toh dekhunga , Pepsi black 10 ki mil rhi, zero sugar coke 10 ki
jinko bas maa chod dunga bolna aata , unse ladai krne me maja nahi
creativity kaha hai
itna sasta kaha de rha
kaun nakli maal bech rha bc
@prime zinc dikha kya rha hai paise bhej
Local shops mein
Milra hai 10βΉ ka bottle aara aajkl
acha
Pepsi black kon peeta ewww
Campa ki 15 ki bottal
din me 5 ltr paani
Good yaar
No cash , all invested in Hot chocolate 
Lol

kya bhej diya lost 

Taj amritsar
taj

wah taj
We are committed to something something
Jd bhej diya
resend it
Losst how's your work life going ?
pura padhunga
Why
toxic environment will switch
Chi lodu
Better
Usi ka jd tha na
Abey subha doston ke saath Chai peene gya tha , hot chocolate Acha laga pi liya 200 rupay lg gye
No
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chai chillam chapati
Ye kya baat hui
Satta khelo sab ban jaoge
abe yar vaibhav suryavanshi uff

Congratulations!
You're pre-qualified for the Airtel Axis Bank Credit card. Now enjoy
- Credit limit - up to Rs 500000
- 10% cashback on Zomato, Swiggy & BigBasket
- Rs 500 Amazon Voucher on 1st transaction
Apply today
1000 lagaye the stake pe , 5600 profit nikala tha usse, lekin wo saara paisa bekar gaya
Isme mistake thi ek

Kya

wao kuki
Genwin
Tnx
Kyuki usme mera no bhi tha abhi gc me sabka pass hote
Zip #359 | 0:09 π
With 1 backtrack π
π
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fir mast call aur message bomber dalta
Zip #359 | 0:09 π
With 1 backtrack π
π
Iβm in the Top 1% of all players today!
lnkd.in/zip.
Ye shi hai ekdum
See

Koi ni π₯Ί bach gye that's important
yes
Paise bhejo issi baat pe
kuki tera no de , call bomber dalunga


koi badiya playlist do yar
gaane sunte sunte so jaunga
good
Maine naaye gaane discover kiye
Soo gol ass

Indian occean ke
gol matol
Ache gaane the ekdum
ye rap wagera ni sunta mai
Juicy lga rhi

Abey ooo
kuki juicy
Band hai

Rap nahi

nfox ji
lets see
Lostt

Dekh dekh
Kya ho gaya hai tujhe 
ye buddha kya hi gayega
Fir kabhi vc me
vc me soo jana is so me
iykyk
vc vc vc

Ho ho ho
1 ladka ka sath
Mai kauva
Bikul sahi nhi kia
smriti mandhana
Ji
why
Beth gyi kya uske upar?
Mere saath toh har koi ladki wahi krri π₯
ramba ho ho ho
Usna mera liya khana bnaya tha maina bikul No No kardiya

I feel bad for him

Ya karti toh khush hote vo

Acha kiya warna uske hisse ka bhi khaa jaati
Seedha bolti na zeher ya kuch milaya tha woh
never say no to food

Food was yum
Mere upar beth jaao 
who knows when you need to start a cut
Hi
Acha khana ko mann kar diya
Woaoo
Iska guilt alag h
He@prime zinc
Hey I am me
tu chote se cute se h
Na na
Bhai kisi k paas street joke hai koi??
Mai ya mere gote?
Profile dekhli suar ne pehle
abe ye buddha gaana kab gayega , bas ruk ja re bandhe bole ja rha

Jaadu maaya sun ya yoh Mann kasturi

Woh bhi ache hai
chi
Mai tah aajkl regional Lang sunra
Ashwin: kuki that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Kuki: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Ashwin: I am clever I dinβt wear any of them

kishore kumar better
Hahaha hasna tha ?
Haan

This was more funny no offence
Has diya happy
No
bhook lag gyi
Kha le
Maggi bana le
Yuck
Knorr
Wai wai

maggi to 2 saal pehle khayi thi last time

eat healthy
like fried chicken
burgers
eggs
aloo paratha
roti sabji
dal chawal
Avey tere clg se marina Kitna dur pdta ?
ahh
40
Mins ya kms?



Morning
so gye sab
It does ma
Sleep is real
are laal dupatte wali tera naam to bataaaa
oo kaale kurte wali tera naam to bataaa
Bhai tum theek ho?

Bc

Vc jao
sahi pehchana
kabhi kabhi
Are jaldi jaldi mingle ho jao
koi mujhse pyar kyu krega
Kyu nhi karega ?
mai pagal hu thoda sa
Sab hai
Lata di ftw
Bhai
Ye mahine ka jo electricity bill fatega mera



Mujhe kyu nahi aa rahi
Tum active kar do fir
hi
Purii chat so gayi

Aree appop




Yess lakin mai kon ? 
Appp aaapp hai
Konsi intership bhai
Aaj toh kisine baat bhi nhi ki
To aap kon ho !
Chodo yrr madarchod hai sab
No onli eu

Kya pata mai hi hu
soyi ni aap
Goodnight queen of tesseract
Nahi mai nhi hu
App to baat uski kar rhe thae na
Jaa rhi hu
Ho bhi skta hai vaise
huh
Nood Gight 
mamta didi aajayegi jaldi sojao
Send
mamta didi dead
Wot send
breaking news
chhodo koina
Aa jaye.. fir wapis na jays
Nood
hitler dead
now paani will be new cm
8=====D
Noob
Apko woo chiye tha na medical cirtificate
hum neele cha
π
medical nahi


internship certificate
that's huge
I thought medical hai 6 months bol the aap
8 inch
galat shalat baatein
Isliye bola not possible
my bad time
nahi nahi 45 days internship certificate ka i said
too big
@brisk gust podcast give karo
It's night
hoorny hori batao
Im hungry
be hydrated guys
No
paani piyo
yes haiii
Yaha log small talk se thakte nhi kya bc
Ohh π―
khali paet mat sona
10 bje khana kha k 2bje bhook. :
btao

y
kya khaya tha aapne
kya long talk krna h tujhe
Medicine cirtificate ki baat thi isliye bol na 1000 rs per day intership to nhi pata merko
Eat him
He is no more
Fir bhi matlb ...
Eat the no more part
Kuch toh acha baat ho
There is no He
Kabhi
hi.
Eat she ?
Ye kya time hai
achi baat krni aati , to blocked nahi rehta mai
khali paet ni sote aesa mummy ne bola tha
kya time?
My fav
lehh
yogiji better than u , make him pm
2 baje kon ata hai

bolne ki baate hai bass 
chawal bhi ni khayi aj toh.
wahhhh medical certificate to mai khud banwa lunga, doctor jaan pehchan wale hai mere
alright
Try to karo
kya .. shi toh bola ye time kon ata hai
veri boring khana khari aap to
no ew
tum bulati hi nai 
Oki
aj pta ni momzi ko kya ho gya.
Nothing is eww
m khud ni aati.
Have you tried both he & she ?
mummy aap ni krti cook?
Modiji mujhe salary de do.. 27k
pls
I have not tried anything

Achaaa theek hai bhai
he/ can't be him
Ap to gareeb ka bhala karte ho na 
das why speaking badi badi baat
Okay sending 27 rupees
Modiji jaise jailors to 
27 mai advance a jati hai kya ?
thanks. No help needed.
mai ta chaleya teri or
Aajati hai
tera chaleya hai zorrr
Kitne ke ho gye adv ?

tera hoyaa maii yar vee
27k nai hai 
bhuleya hai sansaar ve
ishokay. M de deti hu
dont smoke
Bhejo
breathe air , drink water
Give karo


Tuje ni. Besharam
Adhe mere adhe modi ji ke
merko nhi to kisko doge
or m kya karu? Is mahine toh mere sugar daddy ne bhi paise ni bheje

sugar daddy ka no Dena Zara




Hnn agae
Unka pfp kyu nhi dikha rha
keh do naa keh do naaa you aaar my soniya


@kilojoule
Single tick aa rha hai
lagta hai aaj unki wifu a gye hai
Bc
Merko koi sugar mommy ka no do na
12328

Sugar a jiyagie
only

in minus
Ye kiska hai

You Gareeb isliye

Abe aaj itti galli khake pett ni bhara sooja suar

kuki lauda
Tab ban jaungaa
Abhi dusre ko reffer karo
no likh .. 9290 muh me leke gol firo
U mf 2*2
kya
Per month 1 burgir +1 tiramisu hi toh chahiye
ye kya h 2*2
poket moni


Pata ni reel dekhi thi
For what ?
dil keh rha hai
67 jesa kuch hai
You are already healthy
bsdk

For my day to day work 
reel ka khaya hua yaha hag rha hai
Healthy?
obese bolte usko. + 
Ye kya bat hui
I was being polite

thenks tg.
Bangali doctor hai
market kharab chalra. Sabne apna apna senior pata liya.. mera senior bhi single hai

I wanted a doc sugar mommy
5βΉ walla doctor
oh ruk tu salary ane de bss

ek toh wo senior.. bc.. ladkibaaz warna m hi pata leta. Surgery se bhi tha wo life set


Mai pharmacist hu kisi doc ko mera referral de dena
Leta

Isliye you are single
Hinti

Wikings ?
Wikings?




Meko bola , future m kaam ayega
I agree with them

Future with him
Him who should be found
Ye kya hints hai

Aj toh didi bhi puchne lagi. Koi psnd hai kya ? Mom ne hass di
wtfman
@crisp frost @crisp frost


are you a girl
Mom has di
No
π π π
she no hope
Dm
I should sleep. This sadness overpowering me


Nana id you go i will feel sadder


π€
Jammu se koi hai kya yahan?
@onyx veldt are you rich ?
lmao kinda
Prove it
fym

wtf is this
@proven cave needs some food to function can you sponser her ?
Prove it by being kind
"nazar" pe itna mat focus kar ki tu "layers of life" ke through dekhne ke liye kuch proof dhund rahi hai online
im aware.
Osho fan or wut

@queen field

You are trying to find a girl online so please don't moral police me
hey fair enough i was just tryna have a conversation no need to get aggressive here
you're the one asking for money online from strangers

you seriously think i shouldn't moral police you?
Ya I was trying to see how you behave when i put you on the spot and you failed ig
how sad
I stand for something greater in life than getting the attention of random women online sorry
You are looking for sex from an online stranger and you think you are capable of policing anyone
LMAOA
Can't deny it can you
i get action buddy it's alright keep your fragile ego aside and keep struggling to have conversations like adults
Claiming the moral high ground
how old are you
Nice try diddy
bro mai bas fucking akela hu im a man with no friends rn tujhe kaahaani jaan ni hogi toh pooch liyo not a big deal to me you're never ever gonna meet me irl
π
Hello
Dono panni piyo
Sleep at 1.59
Still got a min
Tu abhi tak soye nhi
bruh

Fas fas sojao
I was having coke

Tg yawr
Zero sugar right?
Dytecoek 
Who said
imma die
Ew
Coke pee le kese soye gi tu

Kyu? Aram se soungi
Naam panni pina hai coke


Sorry kuki
Coke caffeine hello
Koi ni piyo 
Sugar high caffeine
oh meko kuch ni hota . M toh black coffee pee k so jati hu the day I'm v tired

hi
Are you tired
Supp
Yes very
You are hangry

I am..
Not emotionally physically pucha
Meri og pfp 
existential crisis (mere paas apne college ke liye samay jaisi story hai lol and mai bas jeetne ka try kr rha hu cuz "cartels" bane hue hai abhi)
Dayummmm

oh no..
I'm angy though. Someoje ignored 
Ohhh I remember

Ajeeb si
Daant
Bachhi
yes her bite mark
movie nhi dekh piye isliye?
Konsi movie ?
wo dekh liya
nhi bss baat krni thi

Expectations kill yk.
π π
on GOD

I was about to write
im condom
Expectations disappointes
Are you hurt bbg? Ye luch lu? Kahi trigger toh nahi jo jyga ? 
@proven cave
Puch
Ikr
Ye gc wale se
kya puchu?
Or gc wala ho ?
No
Anime dekhte ho?
Yes
one piece
I watched all
soya nahi abhi tak mai
hope is a maladaptive daydreaming process
chii
Wao. The summer Hikaru died dekha hai?
Tu so na.. chii
Bkl sooja
neend ni ari
try keeping the phone aside.
shaam 6 se 9 so liya tha

ab pata ni kab aayegi neend
Sooja g mari ke ni aaj ki vc recording leak krduga
phone to side me hi hai , laptop ni rkha jarha
Noi baki hai last 1.5. Years se chor diya hai miene

krde
Thik
Oh
oki.
2 bj gye..6.bjw uthna hai
Matlab i still watch but not at that intensity
oho
Bhot kam

bsdk bhag ja yaha se
Merko bhi 7 baje uthna hai
hater
π
Same same. I can understand..
love u bro
sab hater hai mere idhr

π
tum mere se puchoge ki kya kamaya hai tune? maine haters kamaye hai
mods ko hate milna jayaz hai
?
There is solace in being hatred
@dawn panther
Dheeraj mod hai?
aayein
Puch kon rha hai?
Iss suar ki mtt sunn aaj single handed chuda hai verbally
taqdeer puchri
dheeraj bata rha tha , usko samay ke svr ka mod banna hai
isliye mai pehle se hate dera usko
single handed kaha chud liya yeh
acha
mc mc mc mc mc mc
Vc me π
lora
but kya tune kuch galat kiya tha?
kaise
video bhejo

galat to samay ne bhi ni kiya tha
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Ek toh iss ka mic lodu sa fir ek iski awaj nhi niklti π 
arre yo to badmash hai
sb pyar karte hai tumse.
exactly isliye pooch rha hu
Negative soch
Attitude status πΏ
aww
bakchodi krha yr
jhut
Once again good night take care sweet dreams π€

Tujhse ni
mummy dark circles hojayenge

sojao
ab soup pee skte
bruh
underworld me jigra hai yaara ke naam ka
koi mujhse pyar kyu krega
π
soup peeri batao itni raat me
@balmy void

My mummy just came to my room and said I should sleep
kaunsa underworld
@spice mica
I didnt go to your room.
Jk 
har sentence ke aage /s lagata hua acha ni lagunga
iss desh me kuch zyada hi hai in case you didn't notice
Itti si baat p aise bade log bula liya
@sturdy shale

koi na batade bro dm karle idhar baat krne ki zarurat nahi hai
you don't have sugar so you can be MMY only
are ni.. was just saying

elvish da real badmash
mmy?
cuz maine bhi ek underworld me thode zyada haters kama liye hai
@ruby kayak commando aliye
Dekh bhai sun meri baat
sojaoooooooo batao kaha 11 baje sone gyi thi ab 2 baj gye
Sugar mmy
Phele

Astro hu me
The primary full form of MMY in India is Mukhyamantri Matrushakti Yojana













