#general-chat
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tha mtlb tha?
Kuki ko block kaise kiya
ab kya
Bkl
Oh sorry
Itna bada hogya kya tu
Iski mimi ko sleep me bad touch krdiya tha mene
ye dono bacche
sexy lag rha tha
usse pehle dobermen thi , fir humara ho hi gya tha ki jyda hi hurt hojare to hum leke hi ni aaye koi
Nhi block list ganda ni Krna mujhe
oh
Then keep your gc filthy
dono kon

I am
Ab aap @north palm ko paalo he is cute too 🙂
ye kuki ka bf
Kitni bad ho aap
Tru
nahi yeh bahar jaake dusre kutto se muh mrwati hai
gandi kahiki
Tf
But slowly
Saggy?
And definitely not on discord
galat fehmi
Idts
Saggy is cute boldiya 😂😂😂
maine khud dekha hai kaale kutte ke muh lagri thi yeh

😱 haan kya
Hn kuki likhna tha ur right
Saggy and cute 😆😆😆😆
kuch din pehle , ek street se chumma chati kr rhi thi
Mere se na hori all nighter kall subha uth ke pdh lunga
aur ni to kya, high time you should also discard
Koi mera bag pack krdo 😭😭
aur ni to kya, abhi breeding ka mausam ni but tharak puri hai
@outer gale packing krde meri
saggy tittri aur cute sath me ache ni lagte
@topaz drift ig dm dekh bheja hu kuch
kha ja rha

ok
kitne din ki trip?
acha
Bihar?
1 week
Apni dost avni ko bulao
muje to ghar jane bhi nahi mil rha isbar
Teri dadi ke Ghar
bc rukne ko keh diya dallo ne
Hmm enjoy kroge full
mai jata hun sone
Khaunga pel ke
Same
kisi barcelona naam ki team ko gali dene aajau to hairan mat hona
Goodnight qties love u all 😘😘
-2/10
Kr diya dekh
Umm she slept
saale tharki

may ghost come and fck u hard
Food discipline is too tough to maintain mannnn
may ghost fck u all night hard
Wait
Had sugar today
Abe
So guilty rn
Daal du idhr ?
Dalde 😡
What did he do😭
Usi ke Layak hai tu
padhai time
Dekkha ?
Arre like in what way
Kuch pron link bhejdi kya
Kuki ig aa jara
I doubt that
Hn
But
heyay

I expect the unexpected
Kuch CS question puchh diya
Public Announcement – Government of India
In a historic and completely unexpected move, the Government of India has officially revised the national sleep schedule. Effective immediately, all citizens are advised to adopt the following routine:
Sleeping Time: Morning, 6 AM to 2 PM
Awake Time: Night, 2 PM to 6 AM
The sun will now be treated as a background element only.
Key reasons behind this decision:
- Daytime traffic has become unbearable, so it is better to sleep through it
- Nighttime food tastes better and deserves national recognition
- Family group chats have exhausted all “Good Morning” messages
- Productivity is expected to increase once confusion peaks
Updated daily routine: - 3 PM: Breakfast
- 7 PM: Send “Good Morning” messages
- 12 AM: Office meetings
- 3 AM: Deep thoughts and life decisions
- 5 AM: Plan to fix everything from tomorrow
- 6 AM: Sleep
Important instructions: - Replace all “Good Night” with “Good Morning”
- Sunrises are no longer to be acknowledged
- Owls are now considered role models
Non-compliance may result in being labeled “too normal” and immediate reassignment to daytime duties.
Meri pooja
Computer science

Public Announcement – Government of India
In a historic and completely unexpected move, the Government of India has officially revised the national sleep schedule. Effective immediately, all citizens are advised to adopt the following routine:
Sleeping Time: Morning, 6 AM to 2 PM
Awake Time: Night, 2 PM to 6 AM
The sun will now be treated as a background element only.
Key reasons behind this decision:
- Daytime traffic has become unbearable, so it is better to sleep through it
- Nighttime food tastes better and deserves national recognition
- Family group chats have exhausted all “Good Morning” messages
- Productivity is expected to increase once confusion peaks
Updated daily routine: - 3 PM: Breakfast
- 7 PM: Send “Good Morning” messages
- 12 AM: Office meetings
- 3 AM: Deep thoughts and life decisions
- 5 AM: Plan to fix everything from tomorrow
- 6 AM: Sleep
Important instructions: - Replace all “Good Night” with “Good Morning”
- Sunrises are no longer to be acknowledged
- Owls are now considered role models
Non-compliance may result in being labeled “too normal” and immediate reassignment to daytime duties.
Gym krte hai , proper baddie types 
Agya lvde bool
Padh le pehle
Job ni lagi to kuch ni hona
Dih pic bhej diya kya
<@&700414488351866981> ye padhta nahi hai
Give him a ban for a month or two
Worst case is substance

Abhi khtm Kiya hu , sounga 8 baje uth ke 4 ghante pdh lunga phir exam dunga
But now I'm more curious 👺
heii
So
Dead
I think it's time
To buy books and get lost
Didn't read anything after that rom-com book
Don't order
Pdhai bht ho gi
Eat the most basic stuff
Maybe more of a liquid
Rather than solid foods
Bruh
Basically you don't have anything
Ofc
Have an apple or pomegranate maybe
Basic needs
Papaya?
Kiwi
Strawberry
Stop stealing them
Nhi hai?
Nunni cutting anyone!
Chocolate whiskey
Tg
What if she says no
Blinkit
Yaar aapse internship nhi maangi thi
Guidance maangi thi pls give
Help a lost kid
You can fuck off
Good
Are yr😭 😭
Not in gc
Yess mam
I was lowk waiting for you to reply
Long time
Noo
If she denies, it means she's too shy to say "yes".
Sent request 
Isse Lo guidance he is big businessman
Yess truly long long while
Busy aadmi
Yeahh
How are you
Aur kya dikhta hi nhi h
Yaar career banana
Kharab nhi karna
Doing good now thanks for asking wab ?
ye dc mai kuch nhi rakha hai
Peace hai bhar duniya mai
Honestly, same
The last two days have been really nice
Satya vachan
Par bahar bhi peace nhi h
Iss duniya mai kuch nhi rakha h
feeling happy for you truly
Aww

Naziyara galat hai apka
Kyu ?

Nazariya* aur sahi h mera
system pe system bithrya chhora jaat naa
Sry galt nhi alag shi galat kuch nhi hota
Aree why sad ?
@tired umbra whereee
Bhai
Are baba aap kaha the 
Me doing better after seeing you 
How do you stop being irritating
By stoping judging yourself
lao bhiksha
Koi na kal kar lena baat
Real
Needed this
@willow patio lelo
If you need something you can always tell me
Damn same
Syllabus hi nahi pata though 😆🙏
to padh lo
Kal I have a test and I don't even know the topics
6 logo ke group mein,not a single person told the topics
Unfortunately only ears and some words if you require
Real
Somebody ban me
Koi na kal padh lena
Life is too short to worry about something and not do it at the same time
Meri line dead hai kal
No stress
It's all theory
Metro mein padh lungi
That prof is too chill
Sometimes you need a break
I can use AI but
As my act of fight against anti intellectualism
I've deleted AI apps
Just take a weekend off and go visit your better half
Ya go to mountains

Then go

Maybe they are the rest that you are seeking
Monday ko chuti le le Tuesday ambedkar jainty
This too shall pass
Good
🤍 🤍

Okii
You do you ig

Still ?
💀 ☠️ ☠️

Nvm
Your sense of humor needs some work
Ye dono kha gye
Hum do hi bache
Whi
Ase mai ziyada comfortable ho junga
Come back
Lurkers
I am afraid of me
😞
I will kalesh

Just you wait

I need chaos
Peace makes me a saint
Normal Chaos becomes peace for me
1 may ko resign
Take your life back in control

Ic
You also got influenceed by them

You are doing 2 job
Okii
Kya karoge itne paise ka ?

Are mc
yaa and your are burned out at the same time
Nhi kru raat ko saxting
That is true also

Even her ?
😞 ss nhi le Piya
You should have said yes
Mast kalesh hota
😞
Damm like that haa
Chalo abhi jao padhne ya sone


@floral turtle
@faint mortar aajao
saala panauti laga diya starting mein tu @azure perch
Phenom is AFK: Do Not Disturb - 7 months ago
😝😝
bkl
Badhiya neend aayegi
😝😝
daffa hoja
Karma


Subah se barca pages kl ke match ka post pe post
Hatewatch saxxxesful
saale panauti lagane aajate ho dono
The boys dekhta ab
Maine to tareef b nhi kri iykyk
😝


Laks paaji kaise haar gaye
@oak island where bro

@floral turtle is saying he’ll give you money
Crazy ho jayega agr comeback nhi hua to
No rapha no fun
nhi hoga. araujo bkl red card lega 2nd leg mein
Atleti dono cdr and ucl se kick kregi 1 hi season barca ko agr nhi hia comeback
fr
Penalty plus own goal
Complete package h
chup bhadwe
Jeetegi barca
inshallah
Ferran Torres remontada arc incoming


3 idiots wali line yaad aagayi, hum dukhi thay par humse jyada ek aur banda dukhi tha

koi fifa khelta hai yaha?
Bklode
theek hai yaar
Free fire khelte hen bolo to bhudelkhand ko khila de pure
waise @floral turtle says hi @old jay
jaane de bhai
Are pura jhila apna hai bolo to ek totnamant kara de
nahi nahi bhai rehne do aapne itna bol diya bohot ho gaya

we go remon tada guys
kal vini ne goal miss krha tha usko tribute to humare strikers denge hi
at this point yamal khud hi kata kutuke goal marne ka sochta, pass deke fayda to hai nahi
Yamal ke liye bura lgta bss

Hum 1 goal piche h tumlog 2 
- unke homes me match h
varna voh lund khele aesi team ke saath
usme budhi ni hai bc
mbappe vini me football aur budhi dono hai
usme football hai but budhi nahi

Hahaha
tum engage hone lagoge
itne me yehlo alvarez ki freekick
wahi bhai
Wo 2nd leg bhi gya uska
ab potential goal me to normal foul bhi red hi hoga
Hamara tchouameni 
Yes
Last man tha wo
chowmin
sorloth wala goal to tha hi tape in sa
usme to kya hi krle aadmi
Haa
pehla goal hona chaiye tha
Ab 2nd leg humse phle too tumhara decide ho jyega
la liga me catalan derby hai ek match humara
Jeet hi jaoge
La liga too jeet hi gye 7 ki lead h 💔
2-0 both match
acha oh fk atletico ka bhi 2-0 ka 1-0 kr rakha yeh fotmob walo ne
y'all carry on, good night
Pedri yellow pe h ?
😭
bhai pedri kaise yellow khaya
chalo yamal ne ni khaya
na martin ne khaya
varna yellow khate hi miss hai inka vi
Nhi h
dekhte kya scene
fdj aajayega humara
balde kounde to khel hi rahe
eric will play at place of cubarsi

yeh kon ban khaya
lmao
😡
Yoo
Crazzyyyyy
In your heart my love
wtf crazy b!tchhhh
Why ?
good morning surjyamukhi

good morning to every one
@vernal violet apco b gud morneng 💝
Mera yasu yasu


gud mornin paaji 🌄


What why
Shut up
I will confirm nothing except the fact that tu bas besharam hai
that's the birth defect
thanks


Good morning

Hiiii
dhoka
dhokha

chotti ko baddi karde?
Ug hone ke baad job spectrum kesa hai ? Ya fir masters krne se aur fayda hota ?
coleg gye h ap?
Damn, Ott pe aati tab dekhta kabhi
Hn
Lmao
Hi
Hi
Agar kaam aata hai to mil jayegi job , warna masters to agr acha mil rha ho clg tabhi
??
hi
jara


Hasta hua noorani चेहरा
काली आंखे रंग सुनहरा
तेरी जवानी हाय तौबा re
Dilrooba dilrooba
2 saal baad badi ho gai 
hello
??
???
????
principal ne bulaya hai aaj
chicken hai?
Yuss
Why crying bhatura? Missing chole
Tag Kiya tha
Hi bola tha
My condolences
Mera bhi Hi hai
Thursday ko nahi khaate 
Use protection
Kal ka hai

baasi khana
Meri hi lelo Ted

I mean Kal khaya tha 
@proven cave wakeup
Kya kha raha hai baasi
Always for him
Aaj firse banaunga , raat bhar marinate kia hai
No chole that’s why crying

But why you’re crying
Ohh me bhi kha raha raat wali Chicken 
Sayad isliye hee bulaya hai
Bc 11 baje bulaya hai aur abhi tak ghar pe betha hu
lag hi raha hai
Meaning ni samjha word ka 
Mar ja
💔

Exam kb hai
I mean kisi specific field me specialize karna ho tbhi masters lagega kya ?
Kesa hai
gangayyyyyyy
Agar higher roles ya job profile chahiye to kr sakte
Lekin wahi ki agar experience matters ki kitna time diya h kisi bhi field ko
Hi ka reply ? Kon deta hai 
Mast jagah hai
iss baar ka plan kiya hu
wah isliye mast jagah hai bol rhi ho 
Udhr kuch momos vagare ka dukan hai
acha
haan idk waha jakar pata chalega
Nhi 
okay

acha acha
Nature accha hai, scenery and all
Suck my dih nga
srinagar bhi ja rha hu waha se mp indore then waha se srinagar bhi
@real rose
yeah dekha tha mein ne acha laga
Indore me Raju tea stall jarur jana
Dikh mat jana
Idhar
@golden ermine
okay
tu bhi wahi hai kya?
Uspe mera 200 udhar hai , wo clear kr dena
Ni
Udhr ek mall bhi hai 
Aise hi bola
nam yaad ni ara

Pheonix ig
Phoenix
Pheonix
sala jaha jata hai kahi na kahi udhar chor kar jata hai kya?
Db mall better 

Bahar se hi dekha hai 
Are usse mera jhagda ho gya , isliye maine uske paise nahi diye
Andar ni le gaye
toh fir dikh mat jana kyu bol rha
Tu kab chali gyi indore , wapas mat aajana kabhi
Garmi bohot hai wha
tu kaha se hai
Yuss 
Kota jate samay on the way lagta hai 
Indore se 
haan yrr wahi isliye thode din ka plan hai phir srinagar nikal jaunga 
nice
Acha , to apna raasta badal lena agli bar se

Pura indore mera hai
Kus bhi
mera irctc login nhi hora
Chl hat 
Paytm se krle
dlulu khi ka
ye trip sponsor hai 
Fk bro mene ye suna hai , muze jana hai idhrrrr
Acha 
Ugly people not allowed 
toh saari booking irctc se karna hoga
Shit
Khud ki baat krra
flights bss airline ki website se lena hai
Mai to owner hu na , isliye decide krta hu
Kon aayega kon nahi
yes
tu kaha se hai
?
Thikk hai 
Bihar
acha

Padh le pehle
aise hi
Badhiya hai
Sab ghum rhe
Mai hi bas
Nhi

Me bhi hu 
iss baar northeast middle north ghumna hai
Apan bhi chalte , bade talab me paddle boat chalane
😭 le deke 1 chiz
Man kr rha munnar solo trip nikal jau
North East jaaaa best jgh

south ka ho gaya mera aab zingagi mein kabhi nhi ja raha
Budget me yahi h bas
Fr mera bhi 
darjeeling ja raha
10th ki trip thi
Ek bar मेघालय ghumna hai
Ye dekho ameer
dimag kharab ho gya tha sab kaale kaale mote ajeeb se
16k hi tha
Trutru
Mere school wale le gye the pura north ghumane , 12k me
Bas mai hi nahi gya
wow nice aisa mera school life mein kabhi nhi hua lucky girl
@outer gale tera atb kaam ni aaya , chud gya exam
bhai weird exp tha tbh

inko toh khaana khaana bhi nhi aata
Wonderla leke gaye tha
friends tha na?
acha nice hai phir toh mast waterpark
huh
Ajeeb harkate
ye kab
Traumatic hogyi wo dekh ke me
blr?
blr mein weird trip kaise? kitna acha city hai
2 ladke ghur rhe the bhai 
lol aap marathi ho aur bihar mein rehti ho?
Simp
ohhh shit phir
Simp
Pimp
Marathi hu
adtiya 

good
Patata
nice nice
Hi
Such a downgrade
Casi ho
Mh to bh
Desu
No
hi friend]
It's an upgrade
Bh aise hi boli me 
Ok
Theek hun tu suna
arey koi komedy karo pls
Hi
friend?
Yo
Lawdeni bhojyam
Me ok hu
No
How's u
Ouuu
Vas yaar wahi job jub
abey why?
Tu suna a
Idk
i miss you desi
Chhod de
Chal chal
Switch ki ya wahi?
Hamster.desi
samjhna bhi nahi hai
Me 
aaj tiktok ki yaad aari
achanak
kali kali do ankhiya
soyi soyi sari yatriya
iss baar kon jeet raha ipl?
Ted *likes
Rcb 
Morning
not more than you
Acha bete, tera senior hu me
He is
I'm mid

No he is u r right


Tag paani 
Job is wht I do with my brain, it's not what I want from heart
I sure am
Do what ur heart wants 
arre samay ka wo wala clip nahi dekha kya ki job me mann nahi dimag lagao
Pesa aayega
@proven cave kya bol rahi hai ye pagal ladki
Usse paisa nhi aayega
Paisa hoga to pyaar bhi milega aur dosti bhi
Dil mange more
Ghar wale bhi puchenge tab
But anjalii 
Ab ye Anjali kaun hai
Sunil Shetty ki ex
Shrey hai kya 
Mardo ke dil ki karar
Dhadkan
Nhi 
@shy garnet is ambition inherently selfish? 
achha 

Chhi ladki hoke misogynist baate

ACP pradhuman
lessgoo
@hearty tapir

hlw
Sorri
🍭
Nvm mene uss time se galat samjh liya tha 
chhiii yrr yuk
🍭
Koi na
Kis time se
Kese ho srthak bhai 
tu kon sa team ka fan hai
@outer gale @lusty mantle hi
uss time when you both used to have fun here
Lucknow Ka
I can't move on baby doll
We had a lot of fun
I miss her 
❤️
Anjaliiiiii
arey chii bhai tum samaj rehne ke layak nhi
Ik ik 
lauda csgayyy ka fan hai
Uss wale sarthak bhai ka pta nhi
Me theek thaak hu 
chennai chuttad kings L
(but she's the one but i can't prove it)
achi baat hai
Nhi
Us wale ? Wdym


No no
mi?
it's ok
Nhi bataunga
Wo jo sarthak bhai hai 
gt?
koi na, babu billota ek din bhatak raha tha yaha

clear clear bolo
Wo bhopali hai 
arey shit ye emoji sach mein chala gaya haww 
+1
Bach kaise gya gas tragedy se
Vo to galeech hai
pakka chuttad kings ka fan hai
Count me in whenever you're roasting rcb fans
Clear clear 

Sahi baat hai
punjab?
Ye kon hai
chennai
Wht is googly
maahii ka chakkaaa 🫧
usne hi leak ki thi 
Yes
Tigor shroff ka competitor 
Bola Nhii bataunga
aur aaj off hai kya
Maan hi nhi rhe
hehehe
Ohh

Kam kro na fir 
5 min me recharge khatm
CEO aane wala hai wait kr rhe uska
Any sugar mommy dm me for recharge
Ohh damn all the best
who
Mommy hi kyu chahiye 
ladke se mang le na
Kaam to kar raha hu (manager ki nazar me)
Wo wapas maang lenge
bas yhi shi hai , manager ko lagna chahiye ki kaam hora hai
Meko kya all the best
Mujhe bas uski baate sunni ke ignore krni hai
Yess
Aditya is gareeb
U hav a job
I have nothing to offer

Yes
True
Ted ki bhi utha lo
Ghar banwana hai
Responsibility
Phir khud shaadi karni hai

Phir bache paalne hai
Mat kro
maa ki ankho ka opration
Yes
Papa ke cancer ka ilaj 
Agr gutka khate honge to 🍒 ka cancer hoga
Fielding set krde iski
Ohh , kis type ka artist btw
Words nhi aare man me
Mene bss assume Kiya


Gaaliya dede
Nhi to
Tune jo ye motiyabind ki operation ke baad ki pfp laga rakhi hai
Dubara motiyabind krwa dunga

Me to hu andha
Kanoon ki trh
Noob sketching
accha hai fir job hi kro
#pictures me dekh or compare krke bta
Beard shave kr dunga
Chakka andha lagega
Avg hai 
Atleast train me job to mil jayegi
Meri isse 10x acchi hai
Amature artist hu



