general-chat

[dawn panther]

Popcorn bnara

[tame trout]

[frozen dew]

Bc ameeri nhi chupai jaa rhi tujse

[dawn panther]

20 ka aata hai lvde

[dusk night]

Arey mene Jo boli wo wali dekhiyoo mast haii

[wary crag]

test hota hai ek online vo de skte hai

[tame trout]

11 bje popcorn

[thin talon]

Propporn

[dawn panther]

Teri walli laptop pe lga li aur inki walli tv pe khush

[thin talon]

Intj

Guggul

[wary crag]

to know what kind of person you are

[dusk night]

dono ek sath dekhega

[thin talon]

Proeoroeprpeerpep

[dawn panther]

Haan

[thin talon]

Hikaru gave it and he was en smthng

[frozen dew]

Abeooo online test kisi ache se psychologist ke pass ja usse diagnosis karwa

[dusk night]

Mene Jo boli wo ig tuze pasand nhi aayegi

[dawn panther]

Naam bta wapas

[frozen dew]

Ese to muje duniya bhar ki bimari h agar online test dete baitha to aids nikal jaega

[wary crag]

beemari thodi jo diagnosis karwao

[ivory pilot]

bangali sikha do koi next month aa raha bokachoda

[thin talon]

And I couldn't help but fall in love again

[dawn panther]

@dusk night oye butki

[thin talon]

😹😹👈

[frozen dew]

Ok ngga take care INTP special child

[dusk night]

Culpa mia

[wary crag]

mt kr lala

[dawn panther]

Mea culpa hai wo gawar

[dusk night]

[thin talon]

@quaint shuttle moskito song suggestions?

[dusk night]

11th me dekhi thi

[dawn panther]

Dekhi hui hai

[dusk night]

Yad nhi naam

[frozen dew]

Muh band karke has pagol makhi chli jaegi

[wary crag]

not gonna entertain you

[dusk night]

Lol shi hai kartik wali hi dekhle

[thin talon]

🛀

[dawn panther]

Thik

[dusty thunder]

dlss

[thin talon]

Gymandu

Gytonde

[frozen dew]

🤣 tf

[dusk night]

Paper kese gaye ?

[proven cave]

Try it sometime

[dusk night]

Gaali likh ke aaye kya marathi ?

[frozen dew]

Gaitode

Aayi zavli

[dusk night]

Hieee

[thin talon]

Concrete

[frozen dew]

Gavat

[thin talon]

Me silwate aagyi

Dhang se kaam kra kro

Mistri

Warna nhi hogi humbistri

[frozen dew]

Ramu mistri bol rh hai concrete me choona mila rhi h sarkar

[dusk night]

[proven cave]

Hie

[frozen dew]

To muje bhi koi INTP YA ENTP ho skti

[proven cave]

Aww

[dusk night]

how r u

[wary crag]

🌹

[proven cave]

Me badhiya hoon. Too busy today wby?

Hi biwwwlli

Hie I was bizi. Now sleeby

[proven cave]

Ty bbg

[proven cave]

Im v nice.. wby?

[dusk night]

Mi gud too

[north palm]

[thin talon]

😡

[hoary robin]

@thin talon No spamming.

[thin talon]

🤙😡

[hoary robin]

[frozen dew]

Milk shake it's better than yours
Damn right

[thin talon]

😡

[frozen dew]

Ok

May I m not made for this

Doja cat

[hoary robin]

[frozen dew]

May be i can't survive

May be i die

[hoary robin]

Coja dat

[frozen dew]

But

The

[thin talon]

Abey oyee hatha pai tk sahi hai

[frozen dew]

Important part is

[thin talon]

Gundu wagera nhi

[frozen dew]

To live without any regret

[hoary robin]

Gundu

[frozen dew]

Gundu pundeer

[hoary robin]

Gundu aadmi

[frozen dew]

Kyu saas bhi kabhi bahu m jo main actress hoti h uske baap ka name kya hota h

Kisi ko pata h

[hoary robin]

Sasur

[thin talon]

Sasu ma

[frozen dew]

Nah

[hoary robin]

[frozen dew]

Voh pandit hota h

[thin talon]

Aapse dosti khtm meri

[slim mesa]

Hi

[hoary robin]

Bhola pandit

[thin talon]

Abse aapki beti se shadi shuda rhunga

[slim mesa]

[hoary robin]

Betee

[frozen dew]

Oo bette tuje bataun abhi

[thin talon]

There is a light that never goes

[frozen dew]

Teribetikispanipuriwalekapanipitih

[hoary robin]

Han

[thin talon]

Abey yeh nfox Boht chalak kauwa hai

Httt

[fallow badger]

Samay bhai ke sath? 😭

[thin talon]

Dur ja

Chl

[frozen dew]

Voh pani puri wala bina haath dhoye pani puri bechta h aur teri beti wahi khati h

[hoary robin]

what did I do

[fallow badger]

Are yaar 12k steps nahi ho paye aaj

[frozen dew]

Kisiko pata hai h kya infosis m job kese lgti hai

[hoary robin]

Don’t kink shame

[thin talon]

Chalak lomdi hai

[hoary robin]

no

[frozen dew]

Ulta late ke bhai ke sath cycle chala le jese bachpan m karta th

[frozen dew]

Do u know how to shave without getting cuts

[ivory pilot]

bokachodaaa

[frozen dew]

Because I literally get some 5 cuts on my face today

[fallow badger]

Ulta let ke cycle💔?

[thin talon]

Dinosaurchoda

[hoary robin]

Shave what

[fallow badger]

Hehehehehe

[brittle mesa]

[dusty thunder]

mera to acha hi jata, kal last

[thin talon]

Use trimmer

[frozen dew]

Meri na anne wali beard

[frozen dew]

Pura clean karna h

[fallow badger]

What razor do you use

[thin talon]

Hojata hai usse

[ivory pilot]

bc kolkata ki tkt book kar liya kab se bokachodaa aa raha hai dimaag mein kahi kisi ko bol na du

[frozen dew]

Gittele guard

[hoary robin]

Mach 3 use karo

[dusk night]

wao bhagwan muze bhi aisa confidence de

[frozen dew]

Cream lagani hoti h

[hoary robin]

Better pivoting

[dusty thunder]

padhke jao

[thin talon]

Nhi

[dusty thunder]

confidence aayega

[dusk night]

nhi ata

[dusty thunder]

aaj mummy ni dikhi @proven cave kaha dead

[dusty thunder]

padhai kro

[frozen dew]

Meri beard nhi aati h bass thodi si aati h

[dusk night]

[fallow badger]

Guard💔

[hoary robin]

Toh kyu karna hai shave

[dusty thunder]

gillete gand

[frozen dew]

Ohh k and groin kese karna hota h

[frozen dew]

Kyuki muje bekaar lagta h

[hoary robin]

Gittele likh diya launde ne

[ivory pilot]

how to control mouth ?

[thin talon]

🗡️

Isse

[dusty thunder]

muh me chewing gum chabate raho

[fallow badger]

Abhi padha maine ye😭😭😭

[dusk night]

Ap padhke jate ho to apki mummy rishtedaro ko kya bata rhi thi

[hoary robin]

Achha razor use karo, after shave lotion bhi

[frozen dew]

Koi nhi dara skta usse manjar se
Kyuki voh gand bhi khujata hai khanjar se

[fallow badger]

Bhai jis direction me dadhi ja rahi ho usi direction me karo shave, and straight line me

[frozen dew]

I don't have any after shave lotion I only have detto shaving cream and a razor

[sleek otter]

Yupp

[ivory pilot]

bhai kolkata ki tkt book kiya just dimaag mein baar baar bokachodaa aa raha tha kahi waha kisi ko bol na du dar lag raha

[fallow badger]

Kaafi hai

[dusty thunder]

padhai ke mamle me mai mere cousin sabse acha hi hun, padhai pe to kuch ni bol skti aur kisi cheez pe bol skti

[thin talon]

Teri Gand chhil dunga

[fallow badger]

Kaun ho aap🦝

[vast magnet]

Hello bits

[frozen dew]

Actually I have some pimples too bhai ekdum chill jata h

[dusty thunder]

bol doge to bhi kyaaa

[sleek otter]

Are he organized a preview for a small set of people

[ivory pilot]

kala jaadu

[hoary robin]

Yes this is crucial. Grain flow me karna shave

[fallow badger]

Are pimples ke paas force kam kiya karo

[frozen dew]

Ok next 15 days m kuch different karunga

[sleek otter]

Hello sritz

[dusty thunder]

jyda se jyda bangladesh fenk denge

[hoary robin]

Against me ingrown ke chances badh jaate hai

[vast magnet]

How're you

[fallow badger]

Haa, and get a aftershave, helps a lot

[wraith gust]

[frozen dew]

Actually mai ekdum gand faad force lagata hoon meri skin nikL jaati h kyuki voh baal nhi nikalte ache se

[sleek otter]

Good yaar wbu

[ivory pilot]

arey bc aab tujhse bhi dar lag raha

[hoary robin]

Not alcohol based, varna fatt jayegi

[frozen dew]

Mere pass gulab jal th voh voh laga lia th 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[hoary robin]

Cooling effect wala

[dusty thunder]

kyu

[fallow badger]

Kyuki gillette guard hai

[hoary robin]

Aloe or something

[dusty thunder]

aaram se kar

[fallow badger]

Alcohol based bhi accha hota hai,

[dusty thunder]

multiple time ragad le razor same place pe

[fallow badger]

Ek pal ki jalan

[dusty thunder]

bajaye ek baar jorrrr se ragad ke

[frozen dew]

Baal hi nhi nikalte bhai

[ivory pilot]

etna negative bol rha hai

[hoary robin]

You’re almost there babygirl, you know the solution

[dusty thunder]

kuch ni hoga

[fallow badger]

Gillette mach 3 khareed minimum fir

[dusty thunder]

thoda bokachoda dimaag se nikalo

[hoary robin]

Not for cuts

[dawn panther]

Js iske dadhi muuch nhi hai wo brown brown baby hairs hai

[frozen dew]

Ok sirr itni to aati bhi nhi meri but still I will

[fallow badger]

😝 maza aata hai uss jalan me

[ivory pilot]

hmm modi ki sarkaar aayegi waha

[frozen dew]

Abey lodu aati h ab thodi si

[hoary robin]

Freaky

[dusty thunder]

bc kya shot mara hai

[dawn panther]

[worthy ingot]

Nfox amrika ke dalal

[fallow badger]

Aati nahi ki baat nahi, single blade ya double blade utne effective hote nahi hai

[dusty thunder]

acha but firvi remove krne padte

[dawn panther]

Trim krle

[hoary robin]

Suryakonda

[dawn panther]

Baby hairs 🥺

[dusty thunder]

mai to jhant ke baal bhi razor se kat ta ek baar bhi cut ni laga aaj tk

[hoary robin]

[fallow badger]

Us

[hoary robin]

Proof?

[frozen dew]

And haan mai jo moustache hoti h usko nose se neeche slide karta hoon like up to down
But voh nhi nikalte ig muje down to up karta chaiue

[worthy ingot]

Aagaya mazdoori kar ke botez pe simp karne

[dusty thunder]

modiji ko vote chori krni padegi waha

[slender thorn]

Heyyy

[fallow badger]

Pubic hair toh razor se hi kaatna accha hota hai bhai

[dusty thunder]

bhejta hun next time

[fallow badger]

Trimmer kaun lagaye waha

[frozen dew]

Ok ok merepe double h abhi just check kia mene

[dawn panther]

Me

[dusty thunder]

aesa bolte ki razor ni krna chaiye

but mai hun gareeb

[fallow badger]

Are re kuki

[dusty thunder]

mai mera trimmer jhant me ni lagaunga

[hoary robin]

Ek kaam kar jeebh pe bhi razor ghis le

[dusty thunder]

to i use dispossible razor

[fallow badger]

Pehele trim karke razor

[ivory pilot]

lagta hai joh iska head hai pakka bihari hai

[dawn panther]

2 trimmer rkh

[hoary robin]

Aww jealous??

[dusty thunder]

mai to kenchi se kaatke razor kr leta but nah man trimmer ni

[fallow badger]

Haa fir wahi and shaving cream jo hai, usko lather karne ke liye brush hai?

[dusty thunder]

1500 ka aata hai

2000 ka aata voh sensitive place wala

[frozen dew]

Nhi jeeb p to baal nhi aate and
But I g i will try kyuki kyuki jeeb thodi weird hoti h like it has pattern on it if time kabhi mirror me dekha hoga to satisfying lagega

[dawn panther]

Abe mai bhi kra hu affordable hai

[dusty thunder]

kon hai mereko to pata hi nahi

[dawn panther]

Taate katne se batter hai

[dusty thunder]

tu loda hi katwayega kisi din

[frozen dew]

Brush to hai par mene use nhi kia

[fallow badger]

Abey matt kar halwe

[hoary robin]

Tera JEE nahi niklega pakka

[dawn panther]

Abe ese kese technology hai ji

[fallow badger]

Use karr, dadhi soft ho jati hai

[fallow badger]

😭😭😭😭😭

[frozen dew]

Ok ik sir

[dusty thunder]

affordable pe mat jaa

700-1000 walo me

[frozen dew]

Damn muje laga voh bass spread krne ke liye h

[hoary robin]

Peak self awareness

[dawn panther]

Nhi phylips ke hai ache waale

[ivory pilot]

unhone special ek bihari ko hire kiya hai vote chori mein specialist hai

[dusty thunder]

konsa hai link send

[frozen dew]

Yea. Ik a lot of things about me like how to poop in constipation

[hoary robin]

Real men cut off balls

[dusty thunder]

demn, mereko to udhr ki politics ka pata ni

[hoary robin]

No more hair

[frozen dew]

What kind a body movement helps peeing

[dusty thunder]

i wish shaving balls could have been easier

[hoary robin]

Interesting

[ivory pilot]

acha

[frozen dew]

Yessirr r u male?

[ivory pilot]

chalo bed time bye!!

[dusty thunder]

bye

gn

[ivory pilot]

good night

[vernal violet]

helu

[hoary robin]

It is. Use good quality razor instead of those disposable ones

[dusty thunder]

send link

[hoary robin]

Fortunately yes

[dusty thunder]

bhai skin hi aesi hojati

kaise hi feroge razor

[frozen dew]

Ok can I ask a personal question

[hoary robin]

Mach3 dekh lo, although thoda pricey rehta cartridge

[hoary robin]

Skill issue

[hoary robin]

puchho

[dusty thunder]

meri to kheechke rakhne pe bhi tight ni hoti

ache balls hai

[hoary robin]

TMI bro

Don’t wanna picture hairy balls before sleeping

[frozen dew]

At what age
You cleaned your pubic hair for the first time?

[vestal dome]

wtf

[dawn panther]

Cute question

[dawn panther]

Badme aana jao jao

[dusty thunder]

bc david miller fir 100% deke har gya

[dusk night]

[frozen dew]

Go lady go

Boys talks here

[dawn panther]

Badme aana jao jao

[rancid fractal]

No way yh fix nhi tha

[dusty thunder]

118

[frozen dew]

18?

[dusty thunder]

han

[dawn panther]

118

[distant barn]

Peak scripting

[hoary robin]

Sorry @vestal dome

[frozen dew]

Cllg m ya Ghar p?

[hoary robin]

-1/12

[dusty thunder]

mera clg aur ghar same city me hi hai

ghar pe ofc

[frozen dew]

12?

[distant barn]

1 run se bhai

[frozen dew]

Seriously

[dusty thunder]

ramanujan's paradox

[distant barn]

Miller to rodega

[frozen dew]

Tab tk aate bhi nhi honge

[dawn panther]

Ghar wallo ko bolde arm pit katra hu sath me wo bhi katlena

Konsa check krenge

[dusty thunder]

abey kaatle

[frozen dew]

Kenchi se katu ya phir trimmer?

[dusty thunder]

mai to chala jata aur kaat aata

[dawn panther]

Trimmer

[dawn panther]

Thoda skin folds ko khech lenna

[hoary robin]

r/AskMen pe chale jao @frozen dew

[wary crag]

sum of all natural numbers

[frozen dew]

Ok 👌 tanks

[vestal dome]

2 min silent for all the trimmer there

[dawn panther]

But wo trimmer badme mohh me mtt chalana until unless sanitized

[dusty thunder]

yeh r/skincare bhi banti yeh chat

[hoary robin]

GC ko non hairy rakho

[quartz aurora]

Bc 1 run se jit gye lol 😂

[frozen dew]

Idk if koi bataega to yahin puchlo

[frozen dew]

Ok

[dusk night]

kesi hi chat ho rkhi hai

[vestal dome]

Sach me

[frozen dew]

Guys clean the chat

[dusty thunder]

vese kartik tu hygiene ke liye katra ya tereko lagta ki koi rah chalte bj degi ladki to uske liye

[frozen dew]

Hi

Kuki

[dawn panther]

Hlo

Kartik

[hoary robin]

[dusk night]

anyways how's you

[wary crag]

@vestal dome Sarthak was missing you

[thin talon]

Initially

[frozen dew]

Just some questions or shyad iss age m pehli baar karte h mostly boys

[vestal dome]

I am in pain and u tell

[frozen dew]

Hi

Ab mat baat karo

[dusk night]

Oh yeah sleep

[hoary robin]

Lostt

[frozen dew]

Ladkiyan aagyin

[vestal dome]

i am missing you aaj kal perso

[vestal dome]

Neend nhi aati

[dawn panther]

Movie dekhni thi tatte saff krne lgg gya

[vestal dome]

yes

[wary crag]

aaj kal perso kr diya

[dusty thunder]

achya

[vast magnet]

I'm nice
What's new

[frozen dew]

Lol popcorn dekh

[tacit lagoon]

Hemloo

[dusk night]

Try u won't feel the pain

[dawn panther]

Wo toh kha bhi gya

[hoary robin]

hello kon bolega

[vestal dome]

aapko aaj kal perso se kych yaad nhi aya kya

[frozen dew]

Damn

[vestal dome]

Triex

[dawn panther]

20₹ me kiite hi bnte hai

[hoary robin]

Heylo

[vestal dome]

Hello nfox zi

[frozen dew]

Aur le aata

Lodu

2-3 pakat

[dawn panther]

[hoary robin]

Ssup, padhai khatam huyi ki nai

[tacit lagoon]

Arreyy kalee walee kabutarr bahiyaaaa

[dusk night]

[sleek otter]

Nothing yaar wahi regular routine met Samay last weekend

[dawn panther]

Rotti padi hai

[hoary robin]

Kauwa hai

[frozen dew]

🤢 khale mai chala ab

Byee

[tacit lagoon]

Ok🦦

[dawn panther]

Byi

[dusk night]

Roti pizza bana le

[hoary robin]

Bi se yaad aaya, hi @cunning garnet

[hoary robin]

Ssup

[dawn panther]

Hmmm bna skta hu lekin gawar use lizania ni bolte

[dusty thunder]

cooker me banana ni aata hoga isse

[dawn panther]

Oven 🐠

[dusty thunder]

agar ghar pe oven na ho to cooker me kaise banaye sanjiv kapoor

[dusk night]

kbhi suna nhi mene ye shabd btw

[dawn panther]

Ranveer brar

[tacit lagoon]

Mujhe to darr lgta hai oven chale me 🥀

[dusty thunder]

rword

[dusk night]

kyu

[dawn panther]

Lgta toh merko bhi hai lekin mummy se bnwa luga

[dawn panther]

Oye 😡

Pagal

[hoary robin]

Mummy oven hai?

[vestal dome]

Nhi

[dusty thunder]

ranveer is the new rword

[dusk night]

Itne bara baje mummy ko pareshan krega

[tacit lagoon]

Awaz karta h

[dusty thunder]

aunty chutado me lath de degi

[hoary robin]

Tf kitni back lagi hai

[nova bolt]

Really?

[vestal dome]

zero

[dawn panther]

Kya reply du apni good terms hai kuch galt ni bol skta so ok 👌

[dusty thunder]

jammu se hoke social working to patharbaazi hi ho skti

[hoary robin]

tu 5 saal se college me hai bhai

[dawn panther]

Mummy anupama backlog clear kri hai

[dawn panther]

Hmm 🤔

[nova bolt]

Jammu la kon hai yahan🥀

[hoary robin]

Fair

[vestal dome]

No 4th year chal rha h

[dusk night]

Wahi to bolri khud bana disturb mat kr

[dawn panther]

Hatt

[dusty thunder]

jis bande ko aapne reply kri

[dawn panther]

Hi lostt

[dusty thunder]

hi lostt

[dusk night]

[burnt robin]

Helllo

[hoary robin]

Oh senior ho gaye. Juniors patao, mauj karo

[burnt robin]

Mera naam

[vestal dome]

srif lost

[burnt robin]

Saksham haii

[nova bolt]

Accha accha,bhai wo 16 ka hai?

[vestal dome]

Hi

[dusty thunder]

idts

[vestal dome]

no no

[dusty thunder]

kya haal hai lostt tere

[dusk night]

[dusty thunder]

kaisi chalri hai jindagii

how you been

[burnt robin]

Ye kutte wali pfp wala trend abhi tak khatam nhi hua

[nova bolt]

😭 ok ok

[dawn panther]

Abe

[dusk night]

Kukde no spamming

[dusty thunder]

no spamming chutiye kuki

spam krta rehta pure din

mute kha lega

[dawn panther]

Hi meloo kuchhu mucchi shonna babu kese ho aap

[hoary robin]

Shame. How has life been treating you?

[burnt robin]

Nas ho liya ree

[hoary robin]

@kind cairn Hi meloo kuchhu mucchi shonna babu kese ho aap

[dawn panther]

Booster hu ni houga

[dusty thunder]

@north palm Hi meloo kuchhu mucchi shonna babu kese ho aap

[fallow badger]

Helo aa gaya

[dusty thunder]

aesa hai kya

[dawn panther]

Oye 😡

[tacit lagoon]

Andha paisa 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀

[hoary robin]

Kyu

[dawn panther]

Haan

[fallow badger]

Nahi aana tha kya

[dusty thunder]

booster ki goliya abhi se leni pad rahi tereko kuki

[dusty thunder]

wahh

[dawn panther]

Are 😅 covid ka booster dozze babu

[hoary robin]

Chal jaata. Aapke bina kisiki zindagi ruk nahi jaayegi

[fallow badger]

Ye toh vo bhi boli thi

Shit

👨

[dusk night]

Itna kya babu shona krra hai chi kuki

[hoary robin]

Kahin mai vo hi toh nahi

[hoary robin]

[dusty thunder]

coronil

[fallow badger]

Tum ladki ho?

🐥

[dawn panther]

Carolina

[hoary robin]

Fortunately no

[dusk night]

chi

[fallow badger]

Ha toh tum kya jaano kato se sana gulaab pakdane ka ahesaas

[dusk night]

[dawn panther]

📸

[hoary robin]

Oh I forgot you were freaky like that

[north palm]

[fallow badger]

🚨 im not free ki

Meri self worth hai

[dusk night]

[hoary robin]

Uske aage toh nahi rahi

[fallow badger]

Are yaar.

[dawn panther]

Movie dekhne de tag mt krdena

[dusk night]

Ok

[fallow badger]

Ishq hai hi aisi chiz ki daudne walo ko bhi ghutno par bitha deti hai

[fallow badger]

😢

[dawn panther]

[fallow badger]

Bydbye

Tata

[tacit lagoon]

Konsi movie ????

[hoary robin]

Daudne wale shuruwat ghutno se hi karte hai

[wraith hound]

.

[dusk night]

Usne bola tag na krne ko

[tacit lagoon]

🥀

[fallow badger]

Ye kya baat boli hai wah

Aasu aa gaye

[dawn panther]

50 shades ki teeno

Rewatch

[dusk night]

U r an uncle ?

[hoary robin]

Ek lakh rupaye mere muh pe feko

[fallow badger]

Muh pe kaahe fekunga

Paiso ki izzat karna sikho

Fir paise tumhari izzat karenfe

[wraith hound]

Yes I do have a niece

[hoary robin]

Izzat toh kisiki nahi hoti

You d real izzat

[fallow badger]

Uff

[fallow badger]

Izzat khudki hoti hai

Bohot zaruri

[woven swallow]

atankwadi

[fallow badger]

Kisko bola bey

[queen field]

@proven cave doggy wyd

[hoary robin]

Khudki toh chaddi hoti hai bas

[fallow badger]

Dixcy scott

[bleak prism]

rupa

[tacit lagoon]

🦦

[dusk night]

Rupali

[fallow badger]

Uska baniyaan zyada famous hai

[woven swallow]

throw an insult and see the owner picking it up

[fallow badger]

Shit.

[hoary robin]

Omg pick me

[bleak prism]

chadi m bhi feel h

[bleak prism]

e rupali

[fallow badger]

Andar se hath aate hai kya?

[woven swallow]

pakad meri dali

[dusk night]

[dawn panther]

Chudgyi movie light gyi

[woven swallow]

mat dekho

bye

[dusk night]

Yes

[fallow badger]

Kyu dekhni hai

[dusk night]

Ab padh kuku

[fallow badger]

50 shades of gray

[wraith hound]

God forbid a man pics up trash to keep a chat clean

[hoary robin]

Rupa vs Dixy, who’s winning

[dawn panther]

Ni dekhra tha 😡 😡

[fallow badger]

Dixcy

Fully elastic

[fallow badger]

Fully fantastic

[hoary robin]

Macho?

[wraith hound]

🙈

[fallow badger]

Macho bade aaram se

[dusk night]

[tacit lagoon]

Jockeyyy

[woven swallow]

bhaiya kal jaldi aana do din ka kachra pda hai

[dusk night]

[fallow badger]

Jockey jockey or nothing

[hoary robin]

Gaadi wala aaya ghar se kachra nikaal

[fallow badger]

Dekh dekh dekh tu yaha waha na fek

Dekh failegi bimari hoga sabka bura haal

[dusk night]

Toh kya kare bhaiyaaa

[hoary robin]

You d real gaadi wala

[fallow badger]

Gadi wala aaya ghsr se kachna nikaal

[north palm]

[fallow badger]

Gadi wala aaya gharse kachra nikaal

[hoary robin]

Kanchana nikaal

[dusk night]

[half heart]

Deleted Jokes:

1. Japanese Porn and it’s creativity. Sandwich joke.
2. Greta Thunberg promoting nature and then smoking Gaanja.
3. Police commissioner telling him abse tere ticket ke price skyrocket honge and Samay said that Last year mai itna kamaya hu ki ab puri zindagi kuch na karu to bhi chalega
4. He compared media to comedians and police commissioner saying everything is a system. Sab kuch karna padta hai on paper. Backend me sabko pata hai ki yeh sab bas ek drama hai
5. Kuch funny memes jo iske papa ne isse share kiye

[fallow badger]

Vo bhi nikalo kisko chahiye

[wraith hound]

Ni kal mai busy hu parso aaunga

[dawn panther]

18 ki hogyi same pinch krti reh

[hoary robin]

Toe tickling sticker

[dusk night]

[vast magnet]

Ohh
post show meet I assume
Iss budget mein kuch benefit aaya aapko

[fallow badger]

Drive karna chala jata hu

[hoary robin]

Ganja is a part of nature. Completely valid

[tacit lagoon]

12 bajte hi sabki mental health khud jati h pta nhi kya kya bolne lge 😭

[dusk night]

Nhi

[dawn panther]

Prerna 2nd draft

[hoary robin]

Sabki nahi bigadti laxman

[fallow badger]

Meri metal health

[north palm]

@outer gale

[dusk night]

Light chali Jane pe tu Aisa hi ghumta hai?

[fallow badger]

Khatam hai

[north palm]

kidar hai

[vast magnet]

Jo hota hai uska sir ka haath nhi hota jisse uske pankh mein khargosh dekhna hai

[dawn panther]

Haan

[hoary robin]

Metal health 🎸

[outer gale]

Bol

[fallow badger]

Ye padhkr chakkar aa gaye

[tacit lagoon]

Chawan prash lete ho kyaaaa

[north palm]

bore hora

vc aa

[dusk night]

[outer gale]

Soja

[sleek otter]

Free tha lol it was an invite only event

[outer gale]

[fallow badger]

Tum yaar shabdh bohot pakadte ho

[hoary robin]

Ji nahi, patanjali awla juice

[north palm]

ye bhi achha idea hai

[tacit lagoon]

Gud guddd

[north palm]

dietcoke lwde

[hoary robin]

Toh kya pakdu

[outer gale]

Yess

[north palm]

jonty

[sleek otter]

Sagi tatte

[north palm]

teri to gaand fad dunga

[sleek otter]

Gandu

[vast magnet]

Das the plan

[fallow badger]

Tum jaante ho kya pakadna hai🫦

[sleek otter]

Machar ki jhant

[north palm]

bhot tez fadunga

400 ki speed se

[sleek otter]

Love u

Saggi

[north palm]

love u 2

[north palm]

jontu

[fallow badger]

Raat ke 10.30 baje hi ye saari baate sujhti hai🤔

[fallow badger]

Takiya pov

[hoary robin]

Ghode ki lagaam

[north palm]

@sleek otter vc when

[fallow badger]

Sahi me jaante ho damn

[sleek otter]

Nini tem fir kabhi

[tacit lagoon]

Nind nhi aati h 2 baje se pehle kya karu yrrr

[vast magnet]

Uhuh nice
What's your work exactly (if you're comfortable)

[dawn panther]

2 bje soojana

[hoary robin]

Neend aati nahi raat jaati nahi

[north palm]

okay sending gudnite kissies

[hoary robin]

Kahin aap Baghban ke Amitji toh nahi?

[fallow badger]

Uski yaad bhi satati rahi

👴

[tacit lagoon]

🥀

[north palm]

abe sitty linkedin ni hai ye

[hoary robin]

Don’t care

[fallow badger]

Dekho dekho nonchalant

[sleek otter]

IB

[wary crag]

memories bring back you

[dawn panther]

AIB

[north palm]

lun IB

[tacit lagoon]

Vo toh kbhi aayi hi nhiiii

[fallow badger]

International business?

[north palm]

itna free kaise hai

IB mai

[hoary robin]

5 ways in which Samay’s gc worsened my mental health. Here’s the list

[fallow badger]

👨

[dawn panther]

Hotta kya hai ye

[sleek otter]

[vast magnet]

Haan to kya kar sakte hai jab hulk chutney kha ke kabutar udd ke shakshuka hagg de

[north palm]

jhut bolra ye

[dawn panther]

Investment banker?

[sleek otter]

Ok

[north palm]

ho bhi skta hai waise

bits se padha hai

[dawn panther]

IB hotta kya hai

[north palm]

hn

[dawn panther]

Oh

[sleek otter]

Afwah mat faila ewww

[dawn panther]

🤔

[fallow badger]

Ek minute yaar, magar shakshuka toh shashi tharoor tandoor me banakr langoor me baat deta hai?

[tacit lagoon]

Mujhe bhi nhi ptaa. Us

[north palm]

chal jhute

sab pta hai mujhe

[dawn panther]

Investment banker

[hoary robin]

IBn-e-Batuta

[sleek otter]

Ye saggy ko trust mat kar afwah failata h

[wary crag]

ib👀

[fallow badger]

Ibn batuta

Vasco dagama

Christopher nolan

[dawn panther]

Merko dono pe nhi

[sleek otter]

Good my boy

[wary crag]

Intelligence Bureau

[fallow badger]

Ajit doval sir aap?

[hoary robin]

Check this man’s hard drive

[hoary robin]

Bohot kuch niklega

[hoary robin]

Woah, how do you even get there
(My CV dead af, where do I start like I'm getting some shallow interships but I want some core finance one, I'm lowk lost on what side course do I pursue except for fmva that I'm doing but college has kinda fked my sched)

[north palm]

Woah, how do you even get there
(My CV dead af, where do I start like I'm getting some shallow internships but I want some core finance one, I'm lowk lost on what side course do I pursue except for fmva that I'm doing but college has kinda fked my sched)

[sleek otter]

Woah, how do you even get there
(My CV dead af, where do I start like I'm getting some shallow internships but I want some core finance one, I'm lowk lost on what side course do I pursue except for fmva that I'm doing but college has kinda fked my sched)

[quaint shuttle]

i have had chana, love it, I'll try your luchi if I get to

[vast magnet]

Bruh DM kardo

[quaint shuttle]

frogg on the flooorrr where'd it comeee frommm

nobody knowsss where he'll gooooo

[north palm]

ni batayega

bataya to simp

[sleek otter]

Mba karlo iim abc se

[quaint shuttle]

listen to brat

[vast magnet]

Stfu

[quaint shuttle]

by charli xcx if you want

[north palm]

bits se btech ?

[sleek otter]

Easiest

[north palm]

bhay lekin 12+hrs roz kaam kon krega

no lifers

ew

[sleek otter]

Real

[outer gale]

[vast magnet]

Yaar MBA 💔
Like I do plan on giving cat but I'm not really interested in pursuing MBA

[chilly socket]

aaya aaya 🦕

[north palm]

capitalism ne life chod di

[thin talon]

Okay i will surely

[hoary robin]

[quaint shuttle]

i don't know what my favourite color is

[sleek otter]

So what are you interested in?

[quaint shuttle]

why are you crying foxy

[sleek otter]

Seems black

[quaint shuttle]

he asked for mosquito suggestions

[chilly socket]

green

[quaint shuttle]

no

[vast magnet]

Cfa is a costly affair, I'm inclined towards giving the feb26 attempt but L1 zyada kuch kar nhi payega
You still need good internships

[hoary robin]

Crybaby hu

[wary crag]

Salary?
How about Weekly hikes, beach nights twice a week, fortnightly Froyos, daily gym together sessions, late night convos about fighter planes and Geopolitics, special forces and intelligence agencies, cooking sessions

[north palm]

shadi....

[vast magnet]

@sleek otter

[vast magnet]

Can you stfu

[sleek otter]

Cfa ki scholarship you can get… still cfa you need all 3 levels

[hoary robin]

You don’t need favourite colour t

[prisma marsh]

vo toh tera department hai bhai

[hoary robin]

Salary?
How about Weekly hikes, beach nights twice a week, fortnightly Froyos, daily gym together sessions, late night convos about fighter planes and Geopolitics, special forces and intelligence agencies, cooking sessions

[quaint shuttle]

listen to nannou by aphex twin. brushed my brain the right way

[fallow badger]

Wah

Re

[vast magnet]

Wahi CFA L1 srcc hindu ke har dusre bande ne kar rkha
And I need to get sorted in a yer

[hoary robin]

Weekly hike kisko mil raha

[north palm]

just a suggestion

[fallow badger]

Petrol bharwana padega

[quaint shuttle]

aw don't cry

[fallow badger]

Mai nhi jara

[quaint shuttle]

gayi gayi

zhopi zaai

[fallow badger]

Nimboni chya zyada mage

Better

[vast magnet]

Kisse shadi

[hoary robin]

zhopa ata

[fallow badger]

Realest

[sleek otter]

Chill yr dont rush pehle dekhlo what you enjoy

[hoary robin]

zhopeedia 2

[quaint shuttle]

Chandra zhopala gg baiii

[sleek otter]

Kuch ni rakha IB mai

[north palm]

koi bhi ameer dekhke 🥀

[fallow badger]

Aaj majhya paarasala

[quaint shuttle]

omg nfox marathi chu chu

[north palm]

paisaaaa

[hoary robin]

@north palm No spamming.

[quaint shuttle]

zhop kaa gg yett naahiii

[prime zinc]

nikhil se krle bht ameer hai

[north palm]

@north palm No spamming.

[sleek otter]

@north palm No spamming.

[hoary robin]

Thoda thoda yete

[vast magnet]

Bhai I understand that
But there should be urgency I can't process without pressure but rn I'm just lost

[fallow badger]

Gaay zhopali gothyat

[vast magnet]

Feels like I've wasted 2 years

[quaint shuttle]

kya tumne marathi lakdi fasaya tha

[quaint shuttle]

hey kay aahe

omg you're a lot like aarti

[fallow badger]

Techya phudchi line

[hoary robin]

Itni cool playlists hai inki, kaise baat karu

[quaint shuttle]

@thin talon check out @fallow badger

[dawn panther]

@scarlet dagger hi

[fallow badger]

Gaay zhopli gothyat ghartyat chui tai

[prime zinc]

@dawn panther

[quaint shuttle]

you can check out my spotify

[hoary robin]

Jaydev jaydev jay mangalmurti

[prime zinc]

MC

[vast magnet]

My college doesn't really have a good placement scope
I don't like wherever the people have been placed

[fallow badger]

Sher

[quaint shuttle]

shri mangal murti

[prime zinc]

metacentric

[hoary robin]

I did, tabhi toh kahaa

[north palm]

sabko sabkuch ni milta

[quaint shuttle]

darshan martreemana kamana purti jaye dev jaye dev

[vast magnet]

Career counselling

[fallow badger]

Aarti naav aahe ticha?

[sleek otter]

Urgency for what? I feel its better to focus on what you enjoy first and then earn money through it than just focusing on earning money asap

[quaint shuttle]

we had active and passive voice aarti

[vast magnet]

Fk everyone
Mujhe milega

[fallow badger]

Gavachi athvan ali yaar

[dawn panther]

Chromosome

[quaint shuttle]

hooo

[hoary robin]

Ratna kachhit fara tuj gauri kumara

[woven swallow]

isabghol

[north palm]

bhay ek to ye 20-22 saal mai sabko hi life crisis aare hai

ew

[hoary robin]

Chandanachi uti kumkum ke sahara

[quaint shuttle]

ghari pann kartat loka ganesh chaturthi chya veles

[vast magnet]

I wanna move out ASAP

[wary crag]

fiber

[fallow badger]

Khoop rare naav aahe

[hoary robin]

Pardon my french

[prime zinc]

bhai clg wale kitna chutiya banate , jo scl mein pdha tha wahi padha rahe

[quaint shuttle]

meuggheheheheh

[north palm]

@woven swallow

[prime zinc]

[north palm]

se seekho

biotech mai crazy

[fallow badger]

Hoyy mahitiy pan amcha ganpati gavala nehmi

[wary crag]

i beg your pardon

[woven swallow]

?

[hoary robin]

[quaint shuttle]

asa ka

[north palm]

[prime zinc]

rae biotech ha ?

[hoary robin]

Yes please beg

[quaint shuttle]

amchya ghari ganpati nasto

[north palm]

kya pta

[hoary robin]

Beg more

[north palm]

usse puch

[sleek otter]

Then move out… rent can be as low as 7k depends on the city though

[prime zinc]

rae you biotech ?

[hoary robin]

Rae d real biotech

[quaint shuttle]

sarthak seems like a person who'd look good when begging no cap fr fr

[prime zinc]

@woven swallow

[fallow badger]

Haa nasto anek lokanchya gharat

[woven swallow]

[woven swallow]

no

[prime zinc]

ohk

no issues

[hoary robin]

No need to publish fetishes now come on

[wary crag]

noida jha metro na jaati ho

[quaint shuttle]

hehe

[fallow badger]

Kuthun aahat apan?

[queen field]

@proven cave still no success with studying today

[quaint shuttle]

ewwwe

[quaint shuttle]

mumbai

tu?

fox why are you active

[fallow badger]

Mastaa, mi native kokan pan rahato uae la

[hoary robin]

Kuthun

[quaint shuttle]

alluva sudden

[sleek otter]

Ayee marathi mandli assemble

[hoary robin]

Haw you don’t want me here

[vast magnet]

It's a bit complex to explain
I wanna move out on my own
That's not the point
Apart from FMVA what to learn or do

[quaint shuttle]

no no

[fallow badger]

I do🫦

[hoary robin]

[quaint shuttle]

you're pretty fun human of a being

[hoary robin]

Not you babygirl

[woven swallow]

NFox NFox go away

[quaint shuttle]

konkan damn

[north palm]

shadi...

[quaint shuttle]

raeee

[lunar phoenix]

pretty toh bhaisaheb... 😔

[woven swallow]

i thought
that's me

[fallow badger]

I know, just gotta stand by your back on the tough times😝

[hoary robin]

sure

[fallow badger]

Hanji, i miss

[quaint shuttle]

have you seen him?

[wary crag]

The only thing I’d beg for is you to make a better insult

[woven swallow]

oath sbko aisei bolti hai

[quaint shuttle]

nfox advik called you pretty

[lunar phoenix]

who?

[woven swallow]

sad

[hoary robin]

Aww

[lunar phoenix]

sybau

[quaint shuttle]

hell no

nobody tells me to shut up

[lunar phoenix]

anashawadi vicharak

ok bruh

😭

[hoary robin]

Advik might be delulu

[fallow badger]

Has anyone got a

[quaint shuttle]

neow

meow

[fallow badger]

Good old bollywood song which is niche

[woven swallow]

we should kick advik

[lunar phoenix]

maya mathew toh bhaisaheb... 😔

[quaint shuttle]

niche

[fallow badger]

Niche yes

[lunar phoenix]

huh

[quaint shuttle]

i might have

[lunar phoenix]

fym

[fallow badger]

Giv

[quaint shuttle]

but

[lunar phoenix]

why

[quaint shuttle]

I'll have to see

[woven swallow]

chupe chupke

[quaint shuttle]

bollywood

[woven swallow]

raat din

[fallow badger]

Ohno terms and conditions

[woven swallow]

ansu bahana yaad hai

[hoary robin]

Nich hai niche nahi

[quaint shuttle]

does marathi industry count as bollywood kya?

[fallow badger]

Ye rare nahi hai

[woven swallow]

no

[fallow badger]

I dont mind marathi too

[quaint shuttle]

oh

daula morachya mana cha

or something

[woven swallow]

? excuse me

[quaint shuttle]

the name of the song was

idt it's niche tho

im not sure

[lunar phoenix]

This too shall pass

😔

[fallow badger]

Yup, relatively mainstream

[fallow badger]

This is the name?

[woven swallow]

god forbid a gal spamming lyrics

[quaint shuttle]

yes

[hoary robin]

Sung by?

[quaint shuttle]

black and white song

don't remember

[fallow badger]

Daul moracha manacha ? 😭 aiklay sundar gana aahe

[quaint shuttle]

i heard it last when I was in 6th grade

[fallow badger]

My bad gal

[fallow badger]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5I7aaIhjSwPpe1fdPtWGda?si=gh-4pXJATyyZI8yF0DUlMw

[quaint shuttle]

hainaaa

[fallow badger]

Oh i can send links here damn

[open nexus]

creji

[hoary robin]

Hridyanath Mangeshkar my goat

[quaint shuttle]

since when wtf

[open nexus]

chehra h jaise jheel mein

[fallow badger]

Yess lata mangeshkars brother

[hoary robin]

No shit sherlock

[fallow badger]

🐥 mai extra info diya bey

[fallow badger]

Tu marathi gani aikat asshil tar

Ive got a few

[quaint shuttle]

hridaynath mangeshkar

[quaint shuttle]

i don't listen to many but go ahead

me likey

[fallow badger]

Idhar bhejunga spam ho jayega dm kar raha hu links, sun lena

[hoary robin]

Yes saw it

[quaint shuttle]

okay

i thought you were blind

[hoary robin]

Smooth Jd

No you is deaf

[fallow badger]

Abey sahi me spam ho jayega😭

[quaint shuttle]

doesn't affect my vision tho

[hoary robin]

I bet you wear frames

[quaint shuttle]

do you wear glasses?

yes lmao

[hoary robin]

Shit

Lol

Sometimes

[quaint shuttle]

reading glasses, makes sense

[hoary robin]

Riding tbf

[quaint shuttle]

why do you need glasses to ride

weird kinks people have these days huh

[fallow badger]

🤔

[hoary robin]

To protect my eyes

[fallow badger]

From the aura?

[vast magnet]

Can you shut

[hoary robin]

Kinkshaming won’t be tolerated

[quaint shuttle]

you need protection from your partner

who am I to kinkshame

a mere concept

[spiral hamlet]

hello

[quaint shuttle]

god

[hoary robin]

God

Apparently

[fallow badger]

Sudhir phadke my goat

[quaint shuttle]

scallywag do you believe that I'm god

[hoary robin]

Protection god

[north palm]

acha

ok

[spiral hamlet]

bhagwan sab mai hota hai 🤓🤓🤓

[north palm]

r u high oats

[quaint shuttle]

whats the name of protection god

[hoary robin]

Honey Singh ka 7va avatar is oath

[quaint shuttle]

mereme zyada hai

[hoary robin]

Honey Singh

[quaint shuttle]

im high

am i?

high high

[hoary robin]

Hi high

[spiral hamlet]

tereme keede jayada hai

[north palm]

tanmay bhat high high

[quaint shuttle]

hamara neta kaisa hoee

saggyvag is pissed

[fallow badger]

Neat