#general-chat
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Badiya baat h bhai...ye lund app chalani bhi nhi chahiye
back to shit

fr
whi na
berozgaar insaan kya kre pr
Insta chalao
Thik hai yar btw would you rather watch your parents have sux question
Chicks dekho

Mere city me blinkit hi nhi he lol 
insta chalake b bore ho gyi yaar politics, propaganda yhi reels aati bs
us ππ
tere yha blinkit b ni aata
π
Feed clean krlo fir
Wrna watch some movies
jiomart chalta bas
Attention span bhi badhega
π
kal hi dekhi
To fir dhurandhar 2 dekhni nhi thi
roke aayi hu
Kaunsi?
yahape to bezzti ho jayegi
nhi dekhi
mai feet padha
Phenyl dalo phone me saaf hogi feed π
project hail mary
Feet fetishers
NO
Wo dekho wo wali movie
Naah @tardy pumice maarta h 99.99% kitaano
sirr ye project hail mary kab tak submit karna hai ππ
Me
bcom wale kbhi b kr skte
Funny af
Oh..kaisi h?
thanks I copied btw
1 percent bach jate hai phir π
π
Bina koi fetish waale log bhi hote h kya?
achi nini laye
Mammy poko pants
its so good u wont get bored aur phone pe dhyan b nhi jaega
Male ke ya female ke?
obviously
down bad
cuuck kamaal cave kya haal
Chaitanya ki mummy keπ
Phone pr hi toh dekhni h 
Tune fir lode pe chadhna shuru kar diya
aashirvaad toh lena chahiye bade logon ka ..I agree
Kunal kamra ka new show kb aayega π₯
i like feisty cave
oh toh fir u wont get distracted i toh get emotional from watching sad scenes isliye i liked it cuz it made me cryπ
cute
Ty
Science wagera nhi h kya utni?
hote honge
h poori science based hi h
Nice h bhau

last m ending is kinda emotional
last m ending
What could be the worst fetish
Like something interstellar x Martian?
last m emotional i meant
gaali the abuse
bkl kitkat chup rha krπ‘
Kya hua end me?...koi mar jaata h??..wo rock wala robot???
nah like ex machina x her
Watching your parents having s**
yall want spoilers?
wo toh mene nhi dekhi π
Ex machina toh psychology thriller bn jaati last me
he is asking for it
hehehehehe
Spoiler
Yeah sure
Dede oye
Hi

poori movie hee wahi hai oye
Hello ji
You didn't watched interstellar??
Wo patthar wala robot Dhokha dedeta h kya ryan gosling ko?
okay its a good spoiler bta deti hu no one dies
Parineeti π
saltburn x gone girl
Tabu π₯°
konsi movie mein
Fir kon dekhega chi
neil nitin π
wohi
Abe hail Mary me nhi h ?
Space sex?
Johny lever 
merko logon ne bola mt dekh itni khas nhi h its just overhyped
tu dekh lena puch mat uske baare mein
but iβll watch it sometime
honi chiy
prakash raj π€€π€€π€€π€€π€€
Kya hi to idea diya he yar koi porn artist agar dekh rha make it possible pls 
Agar science enthusiat ho toh dekho badiya h
tu kya krta rehta h har time yhi sb
π
hii so have watched proj hail mary
Ott pr aane de pehle
time lagega gosu ki hai
Agar ek baccha space me peda hota h ...toh wo kis country ka hoga?
hu toh nhi pr i liked this one so maybe dekh lungi
haan
sher tha bahi tera sarkari coleg ne hijda bana dia ππ»β€οΈ
alien
its okay i accept u
thanks
Ha bhai IMAX me demo Acha lagega
ohh how was it, did u watch it in imax
This one also has family,robots , space ,physics alot etc
bhdwo se normal camero pe picture bnayi nhi jati kya
Yes bhai Mera expectations reach cardio dekko
flying jatt me bhi tha space angle
Ab toh boring hone lagi h sci-fi movies ..kuch naya nhi aata
yall dint recognise much
@nimble wren good question bhai
@nimble wren good question bhai
Alien toh unidentified species ko bolte na
@nimble wren good question bhai
ptani itna socha ni kabi
goslu ki movie hai, sci fi toh vfx pe over dependency aur mass producing ne khtm kr diya
π’
na visuals ache rehte na hee story na hee dialogues
Abe asish ki ekaki dekh lo sci fi
π€£
Socha kro
phir me bhi arjuna batch me hota πππ
Pr tu toh dekhne hi goslu ko gya tha ..terko story se kya mtlab
Dekhta hu abhi
Parishram 2026
manzil 2027
alecc daddy
pee dablu
goslu ki choice of movies achi hee rehti mostly
π₯΅
telegram pe piracy krte time asei likha hota
also reviews bhi ache hai
Bladerunner dekhi h mene uski bss
Agent- K
ye thand kyuni jaari
gosling ki toh almost saari iconic hai
nhi pxl tha meri nearest location m aur timings ki dikkat thi π
ikr mai toh 2 movies rkhta theatres k liye ye saal k liye dune 3 hai bas
Ye sab chodo bhai ye bolo ki Kisa kisa ko ramayan teaser achalaga oo bolo
achha achha u seem to have really liked itπ
okayish tha kuch shots ache thay kuch okay thay
mene toh spiderman series b nhi dekhi but ye wali iβll watch shayad
@nimble wren me to ravan keliye excited huu bhai
Mere yaha toh theatre hi nhi hai door door tak π
jra m
bye
Elooo
Hlooo
Wsp vro
Dukhi hun π₯
Kyu ho dukhi m kush raho
School walon ne vacation dedi ab time nhi kat rha π₯
Hamare school lagg gaya ab maja aa raha hai school me
Bohot jaldi start hogya
Hi
10 ka exam diya h
Result nikl chuka he kya?
Neet aspirant ??
Nah
Nahh
marvel had that magic till endgame abhi sirf denis villeneuve, nolan,coogler ,scorcese can only pull me to theatres
Waw ye sb naya system kabse aya bina result ke 11th me bitha rhe 
Bhai tujhe ye lukhne me adha ghanta lagg gaya
Any budy engineering
Naya system nahi hai bas cbse hai ππ₯
boht kuch tha kaam call
Nice
Mera toh state boards hai 
haina endgame hi dekhi thi mene last uske baad interest hi nhi rha
Good for you ππ₯ππ»π
cbse b easy hi hota 10th m
Deadpool vs wolverine dekhlo as a story itni acchi nhi thi but as a Deadpool fan mast thi
Nhi
Agree π―
unc feel ho rha idhr toh π
Sirf 10th Tak hi easy hota hai
Cbse walon ko toh advance ka paper de dete h π₯
fr chalo bye ill get some of my work done
Maths set 3
Mera aya tha maths advance set 3 π₯ππ
11th ne mere sath jbrdsti kiya just pass hua hun 
byeee
aunty*
Maine abhi pcm rakha hai , am I cooked?
π‘
chalo final bye abhi
@shrewd spade fully
sry
ππ₯π
Maths is easy as compared to biology of class 11th only 12th me maths tumhari gaand mar lega
isokay bye bye
Wish you luck kyuki padhke to na hora fayda
Maths ki koi tension nahi hai , mere bare par 90+ aya hai maths me , orr science me 35+
@shrewd spade Tamara choda pcmb karne valonki pati padi hai
Wow
im not a fanπ
Badhia badhia lekin 11th starting se padhna bhai mene ye glti kardi 1 month padha tha mene just pass hua hun 
Out of 220 students only 3 students pick pcmb
Punisher dekho
Itni badi class 
Meri class me toh bas 35 bacche
H
Hamare class me 50 bacche the 40 baccho ne pcmb liya ab 12th me 32 bacche he 
@tacit lagoon Haa correct Kitana badata bhai class
Oh ok , mera waise abhi paka nahi hai ki mujhe pcm denge ki nahi, result me agar 75+ percentage nahi ayi toh mujhe commerce me Jana pedega, uske bad I'm done ππ₯
10th including section A B C D E F
Each of 30-40 bacche
Army bana rhe kya school wale
@dawn panther o bhi enake marks ke base sa pee
Koi na bhai mene bhi socha tha 75 nhi ayenge 90% aye the best of 5 me mere
tera bhi achha hi ayega
Kya likha smjh ni aya but ok π
Par bhai maine 3 subs me 20 marks ka toh chhod ke aya
@dawn panther marks ke hisaba se Division hai kya pucha
Nhi admission ka time ya fir randomly shuffled
@shrewd spade vaa bhete vaa kya baat hai
Abe mene bhi ese choda tha fir bhi hojata he teacher marks baant dete he
Ye padhne ki baat kr kyu rhe ho
Gand marne ke baad virginity kese bachye ye baat hogyi ye toh

Hamare yaha toh state board wali ko 20 marks school se denge
Or 15% ki rexaltion bhi di hai , means agar kisi ke 68/80 aa gaye toh uuse 100% mil jayege
Tu bhi Krliya kar kabhi padhai ki batein

di
Dc pe pdhai
Wow
Tru
Par gand marne se virginity thodi jati hai
Female ki
Sab nhi hote π
@dawn panther kya hi explain kiha hai bhai
Kuki to he
Marne walle ki jaati hai
Wese dono ki jatti hai
Par gand se π€
tere baap jaise gay log hamesha virgin hi rhenge fir
π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦
Aree bhai
π« my nga
Padhai likhai se kaha pe aagye sab π₯ π
Mummy ki psnd se me shadi krunga tu lund chup Beth 
Mera lund chup hi hai π provide stimulus
pdhlo salo vrna 7 lakh per anum ke liye jute khaoge
Ha bhai Mera siir ye part padaya hii nahi to yaha pada rahahu
Baraf pe ragadle stimulus miljayegi
Ok bie coaching tem

Tere jaise log toh baap ko papa nahi, daddy bolte hain phir bhi virgin? Wah bhai, level alag hai tera
Kuch boluga fir lvl gir jayega mera π
Areewwe mat lado
Mt gira fir
yha log apni gand se sochke reply karte hai kya
Teri mummy ke liye girauga π€
Per mt pd
Mere mimi ke per nhi he
Bahi tera to coaching tem thaaa naaaa

apne parents ke bedroom mei baitha hai kya
Books dal rha bag me
Ragebait karke rakh diya hai full bc
Allen ???
Loda
Pee dablu ??
Ghr ke pass he coaching
Naam ka bas jarha ghr pe ake online se padh rha hun

Mt jaaaaooo
Abba nhi manenge
Mere toh maan jate hai unhe offline me trust issues h
Mere papa ka online pe mene liya tha 11th me puri maa sod ke rkh di 11th ki mene 
Yee kya chala raha hai bhai
Tb tum online padte nhi hoge 
11th nhi padha 12th me padh rha online se
Wow

Kuki ka tem hogya muh me lene ka

Ab jarha final bie bie
Byiiii
Teri maa ka bhi ruk aara hu usko bitha ke rkh

Padane ja Rahe ho kya
Bahi dp change krlo personality match nhi horii
@dawn panther aree bhaii π―
Exactly π―
Wese acha suggest kiya π€
π
...
@tired trench
yo
Yoo broo wssp
Same
lol

Owner ko tag karoβ¦like whts his Iβd

.
I am 200
At chess



Heyy chhoti bacchi
@hoary robin 
Baal na jhad jaayein bas
Who you
Mere bhhi hote π

I am badbitch open mahh door
jk, ssup
Why are u a crow?
Calm
Awww ...
Down
Mere nhi hote lekin
I am what I am
Its raining, I'm working while listening to yellowπ» life is good π₯°
Ladkiyo pe thhoda gussa kar do toh misogynist aur thhoda pyaar dikha do toh simp.... Waah re samaaj!!! π π
hello
Samaaj bsdiwala hai
Happy to know
Hi
Any anime fans in the chat?
Only you

@twilit scroll
Me hu
My bitch version is gud for samaaj
Wow itna dhundhke ye emote
I got 2 months of crunchyroll but i dont watch anime anyone need it?
Teraa baap piye mutthi mera

Mutt*
Yessss
Usse kya hoga bhhai
dm

This gud ig ..hard
Wyd?
Nayi job pe free time zyada hai kya
Kbhi kuch na krkr bhi dekho
Eat 5 β do nothing
achaa
today yes
Bas mere alteregos hai
At work, kaam almost finish
Yeh toh dono se kharab logo ko lagta hai I am a serial grapist
no thanks bye
Hi, maybe? Idk this name
thats new for you
Haa toh your loss ...
@woven swallow Mysterio in the chat guys!!!! π₯π―
Trueπ love it
you're on my ig btw πΉ

glad

yoohuu hi
Big fan @twilit scroll
Okayπ
hi
Wow
Raga bajj gyaa
.
okay nhi check kro π‘
@frozen dew @maiden fjord vc
π«π₯π₯π₯
My insta is deactivated...
Gib ig id @twilit scroll
Hiiiii
fir kisko
hahahaha

Gaand se nikle angaarr jab ragaa ne kheech maari
kya haal hai bhai
ohh sad
Gib ig id @twilit scroll
Kaisa hai bhhai sab thik??
Tu bataaaa wassuppp

theeku hru
Js invisible object
Rahul Gandhi fan??
Bhayankar boriyat
Hello
maaro mt yaar
kaiseo
Mai bhhi thik bas Biriyani ka wait kar raha
hawa mai gaali
Noo right wing laadle ...gujju hu
Idk u
but doing good. Wby?

biryani kyu achi lgti hai
Sunflower is my sister 
ahahahah

Mujhe dissosiative personality disorder hai
Jeez...
Chal issi baat pe mast sharirik sambandh banate hain
I have alter egos
you knew* me, yeh good to know
Hindu jihaad
you are, this is a different id 
π₯

Sunflower is everyoneβs sister
apki personality bhi hai
Cant keep up with these fake ids
Me yeh kesi baate karra hu
wtf
it's not a fake one
Nnot everyone's 
Samuhik raksha bandhan
she calling me
Just a different one
Khudko celebrity samajh rahe ho

i agree
I know her better.
she used to be sweet
This is clearly cauliflower
I don't have my own personality...I have mixed behaviour of the people I saw on social media and irl ..I adopt what I like in others and ..also their behaviour towards me and create an alter ego...
Yep
Gobi
Ye pakka heavy driver hai
Okay guys
She's still the same, this is someone else
Bohot attention mil gyii
ok paragraph mat likh
hie susu
Insta pe message karta usko
Thank you ..

iske andar ki wo sunflower margyiπ₯Ί
thanks
Boobs
who's joe now
Boobies
ye koi aur hai jo uske naam se masti karaha, uska account deactivated hai shayad insta pe mil nai raha
Bootys
haan btaya unhone
Mene bola its deactivated
deactivate hai

I'm happy with one
πππ
you're not sunflower
yess
hahahahaha


hi
@woven swallow @grim shore
Boobies+ botties = hotties
don't
Boobies' bitch
maaro me

yes?
thanks mwah too
still not her
shutup

Yeh ted ne apne character development me dostiii ki maa chod di



nvm
dudh ka dudh or

paani ka paani hojaye
Ye character end Battle se pehle marega
No rae
π

whynoπ₯Ί
Tc
Wrong ping
pwes
Rae
π
Everyone
Your momama
Ig ik who's this
Who am i without the homies who understands my corny jokes


comeback
A gooner??
nvm
Are you Joe mama
Kuki kitnaa bekaar aadmi hain
@pearl juniper noob
Ohh cat
hi kuki
Pspspspssps
@versed frigate

Ki holo
say yes onli
Yes aap ache ho merse talk karte ho
Was saying bye
aww kya aap humse fwyheavy krte ho?
Hi miss boujee
What this mean
Tholla tholla 
Hi kaale kabootar
Bye rae

Kaho yaar shabas
whynot pura pura π’
Uski yaad aagyi
kaale tu kauwe
π¦¦
kaala hona jurm hai kya
Usne bhi nhi puchaa aajtak do you miss me
arey merse kaisa sharmana
Oke 
Mere se kaisa Shawarma


Puchti toh jaanti ki I miss her so much that her photu is still on my gallary fav
Sritty agyi


Dilfek aashiq
Fans log miss kar rhe the π
Fans galli bhi dete hai??
She is a bitch
There are 19 million people in this city Jamal
Forget about her
She's history
And so I am
Dik fake ashik
Maa chudaaye 19 million...woh nhi toh koi nhi

Lekin khair ...π₯π«
helu
Bye
bitch
Byee
Forget me
changa si
si si
keda pind
wadiya π
pind to sada rajasthan me hega ji
sada pind talwindar
Oh pind da puttar, assi tussi roj lassi. Burraaahhh!!!
@prisma marsh 
Samay Raina Still alive 
laksu cutie
oyeee papaji oyeee papaji
Howβs you cutie?
balle balle balle balle
punjabi log to subah hagg ke bhi ek dum energetic nikalte honge
ek dum seat se khade hoke
bhangda kr dete honge
Kyu why u dead
hungry hu main toh, aap kaise ho
@dusty thunder hungry hai puchle kaha pe

New Day
Feeling like a prisoner
Same Old Person
At home
hein
House arrest
Ni smjha π
hungry ka visa kaise mila

I m crying
Bye
bye

Who r u??
Why did u reply me
I don't even know you
Don't react bitch
kyu? is he dying?
Fuck yall
i hope he does
main toh citizen hu

maine citizen ko citrazine padha
π
mkc jhukam
ki
Hello shorty

ted brother

ted brother is great
Kesi ho
how's u?
brother from another continent
Theek hai bas bored, u tell
mai toh bohot zyada badhiya, aap?
Oceania se hu na
isliye bola
cya hua
Mast mast
yayyyy 
Bas wahi Life hai bhai kuch bhi ho jata h
Achha
tragedies ho gyi kya ted
kya ho gya yarr
tune nitro kyu le rakha
Bas wahi job shob ki tension
mtlb kyu paise kharch kr raha
Latent s2 kab aara hai
wah
9 baje
Aaj?
samay se puch kr batati hu
Same but Achi hu
Howβs work?
Hi
take care yarr
Oh
hii


π§
Ya Allah mere gunahon ki saja Pakistaniyo ko de dena
allah locked hai tere liye
Bhagwaan toh sabka bhala ho chahte hai other than adharmis
@empty seal
@edgy briar
Woh kisi ka bura nhin sunte
wah wah
Allah ke bande hasde
Jab sabko pata hai ki Akbar Mughal Baadshah thha toh Musalman kyun poochte rehte hai Allah se ki Allah Who Akbar?
Thanks π , you too π€
Jo bhhi ho BJP hi rahegi
acha
Mast gaana hai

engineering hogyi?
Hein kiski genetic engineering karni hai
Raghav Chaddha bhhi on the way hai hamari party mein
Apka music taste accha ha
engg kar raha tha na tu
Acha oπ
Rula diya bc
Wrong reply
Apka music taste accha ha
hein
Kisne bola aisa
Bye guys hope ki aaj Biriyani mile πππ
Mene
Kisne bola 
itne mei hi
Mast tha , mene to ro bhi diya tha thoda 
acha, toh?
Glt reply dediya btw kese ho 
Toh kya??
Ek ye prerna aajti hai ted ke aate hi
woh balraj ke parents wala tha thoda..tear jerker moment
good..wbu
βοΈ
toh konsi degree kar rahe the/ho?
Yes yes , aur wo unke mummy ka video call wala tha , tab roi 

ciggerate hai
Promoted to class 12th
hmm
aree

ladkiyo ke liye kyu itna mushkil

Tu toh boll skti hai
Nhi krne wali
Shadi to barbadi hai

toh fir gg
Shadi ka khana bas achha hota hai
+++++1
aaj kal sab anti shaadi kyu hai
hi im new
To fir
Me to shadi k liye terms and conditions rakhunga
Kus nhi
Hi new fuck u fas fas
Pretty obvious
Kamaungi aur unhi peso se ghumungi
not so much
yehi sikhaya tere ma baap ne
naye logo ko ye bolna
Ruk tere subh walla message tag krta
razna babes 
woh toh shaadi ke baad bhi hosakta
yes my fren
Nahi hota 
kaisi ho aap 
samay ka standup dekhle 
Ap Indian nhi ho kya razna 
actually it depends
true
Bade sahro me shadi priority nahi rahi hai logo ki ab, aage time me sab jagah aise hi hoga. Sab kuch badal raha hai observe yourself
Pakistani
badhiya..16hrs mei surgery
Ohhh 
wtf konsi
Razna
aisa kyu laga?
accha. even men??
Apke bol
kus thik ni lage
marathi hai razna qtie 
pyari si
hein ji
Wao marathi?
yes
haan
But ye ladka hai ya ladki ?
Men me bhi itne nahi hai but still there are out there, ratio kam hai males ka
hmm. idts itna aversion hai real world mei jitna internet pe dikhta
laproscopy
Aversion bole to
avoiding
ladki
shaadi
Achha wo
kya hota isme 
Internet pe to shadi glorify hota hai
gall bladder nikaal dete
What are you talking about
Accha
nhi wo mera bolne ka tarika dono se alag hota isliye puchi 
ohhh 
Instagram pe itne reels bante hai shaadi ke
seems like we have diff algorithms
Ayein kus bhi
ye nikala to jiyenge kese
saggy ke liye ladki
maybe my feed is like sith lord
Accha ok 
Nhi milegi
Gender Fluid hai ye bahut pahle se
it doesnt help much agar gall stones agaye..rahe ya na rahe..ek hi baat
Acccha 
Khana hi hai na usse?
what do you do prerana
ek to ye ghatiya mausam
BA
Jab me khata hu to bolta hu

Slay
Uss din chicken Korma tha

acha
Aaj Butter chicken hai

Nahi khilana

Hanji 





hello

Yehi ata hai tereko
apart from slaying
Padhayi nokri to ni ho pari teddu

I know nothing about you


@golden agate bhooll gaye kya
Wo kyun karu
that's good
Lagta to hai
kuch yaad dilao
Kya baat hui thi
2+2=4
1 mahina hua hooga shayad
catfish toh nahi hai

Prerna hai
Kartik ki alt hai
teri fav team ki toh lagi padi hai
7k msges catfish ban ke, i doubt
Acha aapke bio k baare me hi to baas baat hui thi
12 din pahle
yes tamatar
haan
abe 12 din nahi hai shayad
Exactly meri bhi ek alt hai esi hi
konsi
@jade sorrel hi meri alt
Ohh mb mb 13 din pahle k hai
work is chill only, no stress. tu bata hows your work going. kaafi inactive hai tu toh
idk par hello once agan
Kukde pfp kithe 
hello again
Tu hai mera alt
Konsi
yes yes aaj hi khtm kiya hu
Nhi tu meri alt π‘
bhai mera kismat itna foota hua
Sumay raina is all over feed
skill issue
bhai ne macha diya
wah
Umm wo ek character tha , anime jesa lagra tha ig 
He has pretty much good skills tbh
Mai tha wo bachpan

haan hoga







