#general-chat
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Amul aur natural se achhi koi ice cream brand aayi hai kya
Tf haw uk
uske pfp me bhi wo icecream hi kha ra tha
Getawhey

Idts
Yeh kaha milti hai

Why u don't put food pic today
Why
Zepto
Kon
Because I didn't have good food today.
Kon
Padosi
Isme toh sugar hi nhi hai ye kaise ice cream hui

Kyaa karu ab neend aari
Desai ya kranti bidi ?
Ye rr ni rukta tera???
Kis kis ko meri tarah lagta hai ki iss saal CSK RCB ka 49 waala record tod degi?π€£ π€£
Taste Acha h lekin uska
Gudaang garam
No
Huber n holly bhi achi hai
Okay
Rcb randy ka rate hi itna Kam hain
Assalamualaikum @dusk night


eww
Yeh sab budget friendly bhi toh honi chaiye
Discarding one religion to praise another 

Jai Shree Ram ππ
Nikhilllll
Wo baat to hai , lekin mai aur kahi nahi udata paisa , sirf khane pe 

π
Kya re asswin 
Yeh bhi thik hai
Has kya raha wo bich ki ungli dikhara tuze 
Padhne ka Mann nhi kar raha editing karne ka kar raha 
Usko to belt padengi
Interval aa gya pata hai kya hua ab tak π€
Par padhna padega
hippocrite

Thomas Shelby sigma edit 2022
Nahh...world cup aa raha fifa edit socha tha
Clg nhai gya ?

Aagya wapas
Aur bata kaisi hai???
Hippocrates
Waahahhh
Me ekdum badhiya
Ek vachan me s thodi aata hai

Pehle k log garmi me chal k jaate the kaam karne
Uv is also extreme
Tumhe toh bas clg jana hai
Sunscreen khtm hogyi wrna chala jaata
Wo pehle ke log tagde hote the
Kuch nhi hota sunscreen se
Sunscreen to myth hai
Mene kahi pe joke pdha thaa
Paisa lootne ka tarika
Dekh kardi fir se anpadh wali baat
Why sunscreen never got stolen


Why?
Socho socho
Nhi pata, batao

Ew
Hello
Emoji ka naam dekho
Why u offended 
Hi
nahate samay kitne drops use kr skte hai waise
Aisa
Hello dettol i am savlon
Ew

Only Black people get offended by it
Jitna chaho
Are you negro??!
Hi
Tu nahati kaha hai lekin.
What 
π @dusk night not good
Jitna chaho utne drops daalo
Khuke jesa samajra nikku bhai
Dettol got alcohol.??

Hey dettol i heard u kill 99.9% germs... @dusk night how she escaped?
Nahane k paani me dettol kon dalta hai ew

Mai to din me 2 bar nahana pad rha
Fanny
Aisa kya krr hai 
Ye basundi prerana
Garmi bete
Garmi
Feels like 47
Sometimes the word r is silent in germs
Bhosdi * ki spell galat hai
Bht garmi chad ri tuze 
Imagine smelling like hospital after a bath
Ewww
Tamez se betu
Holy pickup lineπ 
Yedigancha

I don't tell you that nikhilll...
Nikhil

Mehnat krta hu na isliye
I don't
Is it? Thanks
I don't disrespect auraten
Obvπ mai ladki hota toh
Maine kya bola be
Abhi sex karleta
Basundi is the one who isn't hygienic
Abe bc
@dusk night ye dekh bura lag gya isko
Mat bulaa mkl


Lafda kyu kar rahe ho
Meri butterscotch ice cream pighal gayi bencho
Kuch bhosdi bhusdi hogya hai
Mene bhai ek korean icecream try ki kal
Kyaa hi icecream thi bhai
Mjaa aagyaa
Maakasam
Flavor ?
Note it's gheescotch
Nhi ptaa korean me likha tha
Galiyo ka sahara wahi lete hai jo thappad nhi maar paate


Ach

Maarte maarte gaali deti hain woh logg?!??
π― Ghalib
Woh log 2 factor authentication me believe karte hai
Ohhh like my ex ..


Kitni ex se thappad khaya hai
1
1 hi thi basically
Bc joke se hurt hogyi
Pasandida aurat thappad maar sakti hai
Noice noice, small eyes girls are so pretty
Vdiya, tum batao
Damn itne blocked messages
Score suna rama ka?
Abhi nahi


Desai
Like I know he met anmol bhaiya 2 saal pehle
Uske alawa I don't think
Krantikari
Good choice 
I know 

ARINC620
Fir aagyi ye
Bhai
Mausam
So sexy
Like crazy
Deliberately took a rickshaw from a longer route
To enjoy this
Billu
I feel you Guts


Gareebi ko aise ni chupate
Deliberately bolke

@topaz drift chinaai mein baarish hori ke ?
Teri ma

Kal hui thi , aaj 47
Fuckkkk
Teri chachi
kaise ho mere choote moote bacche
Ki korchis
Good pfp
Thankss
Ami porchis

Bhaloo
Wahi krra hu
ok
Billi ne konse nashe kre hai ?
Wow
Billudi
Chia seeds ke
Kem on ache
Ki korchis
Acha , 
Metro wale turn off
@vast magnet
Ami sundari , tumi bhosari
Ulta bola

Bhai
I like Malenia, Blade of Miquella
Wahi toh , smjha usko

Bhai yrr ye padhai kaise krte the
Koi batado
Mai bhul gya hu shyd
Metro me baitha tu ?
Muth mar ke
Ho to gyi
Fir to nind aane lgti
Book nikall, saamne baith neend aayegi soja
Ohh
Aiims se kaha tak ?

Acha

Walking distance ke liye metro laga di inhone 

Tere jaise log kaha rehte hai waha?
Ye wo Saket nahi hai 
Fir theek
Is Saket me govt employees bhare huye hai
True
Rich only

Kolar mai bhi mast 
noii
Indrapuri 
kot*
Indraprastha
Bhopal ka kota 
Kota bhai ajeeb jagah hai
idk why my friend used to manipulate me for going there
Chale jana chahiye tha , usko 13vi ki kheer puri mil jati
Shyd exams ke baad hibaau


aapke kitne friends ban ho gye idhar se?


Kewlez is barely 100m away from the station πΊ
Kyabe
lund nikhilll pills lele


icecream kha raha toh socha ki hi bol du
acha tell name
Main gareeb chalega
Pati nhi hona chahiye
π
Aloo gussa ho gya 
Oh nice nice enzoi
abhi kaha
2 as far as i remember.
Konsi ice cream ?
Chod Kumar
aaj toh bahar niklunga bahot ho gya
True
Ban kyu kr rhe is server se ?
Good
Edmin nunu ego 
Chodpur Ka Superhero
milkymist ki coconut ice cream
Ban incoming 
Are , tender coconut 
kkrh
yeesss
Commute
@remote lily chod kumar
ohh nice
Ashey school mein hai?
hi
Hi chod
nahi pta karna chupchap bethjaa
Tu chutiya
ohacha
ok
Hola
hi sristy ji
aap itna active kyu hogye idhar

Acceptance

Good question
I'm trying to do something which I'm not able to do so I'm active here as a form of procrastination
Once I have the guilt rush of using too much discord without any ROI I'll leave
This time more maturely by not leaving the server but by letting it exist and lose its significance
yooo again

mein soch raha tha uss din se ki mein dieting karu par abhi just 2 katori ice cream kha liya
Sucks
Food discipline maintain karna is tough
aab kya karu
But we gotta do what we gotta do
hopefully it clicks you soon and you can do better things rather than using discord btw
fr aaj meri paneer ki diet hai full
At least hold my hand π₯Ή
true aap bhi moti ho?
acha phir toh aap hi mujhe tips do
if u hold my hand
badal jayeee saari duniyaaa
hmm samjha
Lowk yes pls
vaari javaan acha gaana laga'
I'm listening to nursery rhymes

Makes more sense
golden days
Than whatever crap is being produced in the name of music
hmmm
All my days are golden days
Dakota Johnson in Calvin Klein ad πππ
Because haathi jhum ke hi chalta hai
abey mujhe patla hona hai kaise bhi next month bahar ja raha
im here onli whenever you need
Fir to bilkul nhi hoga
104kg se 100 bhi nhi?
π₯Ή
Nope
itna lamba chauda giant hathi fasa bhi to jaake makdi ke jal mai
You're supposed to aim for being healthy
Losing weight is a part of it
shitt mujhe trauma aara
Spiderman ka tha das why
hmm
+1
yess yess
usse bhi kon darta hai
cutiepie
.
mujhe bss patla hona hai aab bc mujhe regret ho raha
what did u say
aus se jaane se pehle 76kg tha aab waha se aaya toh 104 ho gaya
Braintal health
isse acha bc woh punjabi uncle ko rakh leta kam se kam woh dhayan rakhte
literally
Aur rae merese jyada hi aati h
a big fat hat
mada hathni
Observational texting
Delete srishti
+1
That text
No
wats that
Wrong observation
kal se running karunga
Inside joke
Body shaming is not cool
aandi mandi shandi joh na kare subhe running.........
chup hathi
Tan tana tan tan tan tara
Khatam ho gyi ab batau?
Mai toh patla hu
soja yaar aap soye nahi hogeπ₯Ί
It is
if the body can be shaped out of shame
mujhe aapki fikr horhi hai
Jab dekho
Chupacabra
Ni shoya tha 3 ghante
mai bhi btw
oyeepagl hai kya
Mai bhi aapko karunga body shame
W movie
Yessir
Body positivity is for people with medical conditions
aath ghante ki nind puri kro
ladkiya sab patli hi hoti hai
Karke dekh
kuch log acha ni bolrhe the
I'm not insecure ππ
Okay dad
Bhai mai 5'9 57kg
hahahaha no
Body tea
Kuch log maa chudaye
Kuch btao apne baare mai tab toh shaming karungaππ
shoja plsh
arey meri aisa koi friend nhi hai joh moti hai sab avg aur patli hi hai
I'm the best
okay same
That's all I got to say
Abe yahi so jau ghar bhi na jau?
Wahin so jao
Pakka?
menopause aaga
teri ni hai to ladkiya moti hi nahi hoti
ye kya baat hui
Mainu pause karna chahida
Don't let the meno pause u from playing it with me - mr bala
Wrong punjabi
Bhai wo thook deta hai
abhi khtm hui kya
I doubt it's Punjabi at all
nhi kehne ka matlab hai mein ne kabhi live dekhi nhi kisi ko bhi moti type
Acha π°
Tanmay bhat ka
Yess
π
aaj kuch aane wala hai 7 baje samay ke channel par?
Mereko invite link bhej sakte ho?
Potato bhejega
Ye latent waali audience
server delete ho gaya
aab nhi
ye sone ke har se sajau tujhe
mera kehna aapki aankhe ye gulab si joo
aui chale ja
ππππ
Aui?
ππππ
kera maine kabhi live moti ladki ni dekhi
Wo game wala?
Acha
nhi dekhi yrr kabhi nhi π
ghar jaake sutti
hnn
acha isokay yar
kase hai
Ni raat ko
okay hai
mein acha hu aap kaise ho?
hm limit se zyda ko btayega sab tere ghar aajayenge
mote 
Mote sunte hi dekho kya hasne lga
kya chlra h idherr 
a guy named potato btw
idher kuch ny chlra
Potato sandwich
arey sab judge karte hain
Nothing can irritate me more than myself
Another observation has been made
aaloo hai aap?
kuch nhi yrr
So cheeky
mere ghr khtem hogye h, thora sa ajate tow!
Alu
bihar aaja
@woven swallow mere ghr khtem hogye h, thora sa ajate tow!
lo bta dia bihar sw h aloo
extra ghar bana kar de dunga
bihar me kidhere?
Bihar outside india
Darbhanga
jharkhand se hai kya
Shreekhand
bihar me kidhere?
me nhi hu bihari yaar
π€
pta hai
Humne toh kaha hi nhi pr
aap to Rawalpindi se ho
π¦
chawal hi khilaoge fr b
Pashtooni daal
Ye kaha h ab
bihar me
Rae ji
karanchi se log eid manane apno mei andruni mulk ja rhe hai
oh pakistan ππ
hanji
@clever sorrel @wraith hound
karanchi se log eid manane apno mei andruni mulk ja rhe hai
aap kase ho yr
Any upvaasi here?
vc aaoge?
I discovered something
medhaji
Ha
wot
Mujhe bula lete yaar
Uttar me jo h pradesh
upvoted
Nepal se h pakka
ji bikkol nhi ayege
uttar me konsa pradesh
ji fkoffhojao
Himachal pradesh
Arunachal Pradesh
Rude
tu hoga nepali bhyi, bdi bdi ankhe h meri up se hu me 
bikkol
Nah man
Aap vc aare kya
tu hoga nepali bhyi, bdi bdi ankhe h meri up se hu me 
Mai toh proud bihari hu darbhanga se
Hi
Nepali to main hun
Hi
Okay if u say so
medha ki awaz sunni thi
Amaze amaze amaze
Meri nhi sunni thi
Iske sath vc mt jana kala jaadu krke awaz gayab krdeti hai sbki
Mazo lga di
Aaj to daredevil aa raha
meri mum h chambal side h, kharnak ekdum
Ni hail mary lagi thi
Ni aaj ni aa rha agle week shayad
yaar vo gungi hu mee, munni jse
Didn't even notice, no punches left to roll with
You got to keep me focused you want it? Say so
Project hail mazo
Aaj hi aa raha 
arey sunni ti
Bot bangi

who me?
Yeh toh badhiya baat ho gi abhi Ghar Jake dekhunga
khatarnak to mai bhi hu
π«’
Acha beta tu batayega
paxtan chhod aau aapko
I think sisty joot bolri
bot mjk

Sissy
Agr teri Umar me beta hota toh meri ma bhi mereko beta maanti
Higde
abee ooo??? sybau opp
Jara ab
Arey maamu aap tow mtlv serious hi hogye huh
Clever manipurator
chalejaa
π
yaar
iske sat
vc jana hai
ye aa kyuni rai
π π π
notmefs
aati hu 7-8 din bd
Rude+manipulator + clever
network ni aate
@marble oar apko kera kya
Yeh dekho
Manipulator
khubi jonobicchinno guy guy guy guy Gugu guggul uh gugu yy y
ye ke hove
Gudgudgudgudgud
No
nind lo
continue kro tum log apna, m gettin bored abhi series dekhke ati kuch
haan
Lori first
konsi series?
aao sath mai dekhe vc bethke duo6 ki trha
kuch ni milra yar, toh dexter Dekhri hu
medha sunayegi
ohteriki dexter watcher π¨
aapko edge kya hai
btw
Oye nai yaar
edge ka pta nhi, age 18 h
19
9
jass manak mentioned
Muted 

aaj tune khane mai kisiki back khai?
tumhe jo maine dekhaaaa
tumheee jo mainee janaaa
jo hosh thaaaaa
wo to gyaaaaaa
Khana ni mila aaj acha sa
badan ki ye khushboo

jagane lagi jadoooo
acha hua
marja
Nikhil@ybl pe
marja se yaad aaya
@vast haven hi
Money*
Hi
kaha se
Bye
kidar
Rae ko bhi mute kr dena chahiye
Cafe date
no
π π π
cute
π₯°
bill kisne pay kia
Usne
Yes , much needed
L man
Mere card se
ok good
Huh
offline chala ja
Wo nhi kamati abhi
Nahi
oo chamar
achaa
Rich peeps
Bjob toh achi hoti h
terabaapchudja
Tune hi bola
@cinder steppe
Bjob lagwane
Kya krti h tu
kya hain ajj samay Raina ka ? latent comeback ?
chupreh
Ha biotech me kya
live show yt pe
msc
Biotechnology 
soribye
Biotech hmm
aise hi mtlb
PhD Krle iiser niser se
Rae ms kr rhi pakka
Biotechnology me to bhot sari cuties hoti h
acha
Ha 60000 to pmrf milega per month
phD ni krri
Agya 
Pmrf milega
Ohh
Krle
Jabardasti
Pmrf
maachad ye
ohh less goooo
Achi chij h
nahi chahiye
Shadi krle
Shdai
isme continue krne ka
Mere yaha to bhot sari ladkiya h biotech dept me
good for them
Baat kaise kru unse ?
mat kar
wot
Bata yar 
itna lamba
Kux ni
no
Noi
Shadi krle
π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬
aisi si
???
marwadi ladka
btado
rishte ke liye
mujhe psnd hai
Me khud marwadi ni h
marwadi ladke
Dhundhari hu me
No
dhundhari
whyno
Jo dhundhar region me rhte
Merse koi dosti ni krta
rajasthani hi mil jaye fir
achaa
Mehu
understandable
guzar boy milega ky
4mar milega
Bhensod ye daily barish kyu horhi garmi ke mausam me
Skill based match making
Bhagwan roore hai
Kux ni
Gujar ke ladke ache ni hote
Krle to
hote hai
Darta thodi hu
dhundna padta hai bss

Koi tumse pyar kyu karega ?
abe pagl π‘
Hi nikhuu
maachad tumsb

@north palm kya dekh rha ?
hai kuch
πΉ tryhard lmao
they're like that onli
but
Mute ho gya

ladke
Why




