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My Nani used say this because she couldn't pronounce my name
Appy fizz achi toh lagti hai btw
RIP
I know
I am nana
Damn nostalgia
Saggy bkl subscribe mere
ππ
Bheju link?
Yes
RIP
Frnd req bhej mereko aise nhi dm karstkta
sirf ek galti hogyi Nani ki beti se
Soja jaake
Moshi
Sibbu ke dabbe
?

@north palm bsdke game me aaja
Bheji hai dekh bro
Waah
Bhencho
behencho


Relatable 

Oyeee
Jao yaar youve made me sad
(Happy morning btw) xx
goodnight cave π΄
no
i wokeuppp guhmonin
@tender nexus
Aisa
Aacha
yeah

Oh
Morning love
Khudke naye dost bn gye hai toh hume dikhawa kehne lgi hai
π€¬
badhti technology ke chalte aane wale salo mai dosti bhi sunar ki dukan pe chhoti chhoti pudio mai bikegi

@woven swallow @woven swallow @woven swallow
@woven swallow @woven swallow @woven swallow
@woven swallow @woven swallow
@woven swallow @woven swallow @woven swallow
@woven swallow @woven swallow
@woven swallow @woven swallow @woven swallow
kya hai pagl
me to bs hello keh rha
ok hello
Teadenithi
bhai firse rude


subah subah no tea no coffee
only juice and meditation π§ββοΈ
hello to bola arey π¨
Marja thoda sa
soonπ
ok hello
Billi uda dia abhi bike se ππ
wadafukkkkkkk???
marjaa bohot zyda saaa
Frfr
sori hi
Janbujh ke ni kia ππ
paap chadhega bhai terko
uski aatma roz lift mangegi
or tameez se nhi chlai jati kya bike

90 ki speed pr thi bike
Wo ese aya ekdam se
Wo toh tyre ke niche ni aya bach gya
Me side kia bike
bhdwuu ud hi di to
Mera per laga
bachgya billa?
Haina
kale paani ki saza se
Mere ghrwalo se
π
gandmaraπ
Usse to ni hoyega
inshallah
wtf
24 me shadi π
π«
Jis se early retirement le sku
enjoy
retirement πΉπΉ
@quaint shuttle
nih talking about retirement πΉ
2 ladki ek ladka
Oh hello ji π‘
exactly
ππ
dc pe subah subah tea denge
To me bhi nokri krta hu thika na
60 ki jagah fir 80 me hoga retirement aapka
Sunday h aaz
Me max 55 tk jinda rhunga
hanto
ache kaam krte hai
π€²
3 bache is too much
Kal raat uske ghr pr tha abhi aya hu
in this economy
3 bache is safe game
Noi wo flat leke rhti h yaha
yaha kaha
Jaipur me
Uske papa ka transfer hogya pichle saal
what's her @
To collez ke liye wo yahi ruk gyi
achaa nicee
Cabin crew bnzayegi next year
π
Abhi interview clear hua h
3.5 mahine ki salary mili h isco
W job
Jyada hi kamate h humare yaha to
snap do
wym hmare yha
hanaa tbhi
Bhay yaha chai ki dukan ka rent 30000 se niche ni h
bandi ke sath jara hai?π
@quaint shuttle @quaint shuttle @quaint shuttle
Toh soch kamata to hoga hi
chai ki dukaan kyu kholni hai
Frens k sath
π ββοΈπ ββοΈ
10 ki ek chai , 1500-2000 cup per day
17k avg per day
2000 cup kaun pee rha bhai daily
ye dekho marwadi dimag
5 ki bhi bechte h bohot log
Chl chl
morning bbg
morninggg oathhh
π
π
pahado pe phonch gyi π¨
kaisan ba
Oats muesli bhi
karo
Aagye bn ke dabbe
hamper bejdena
waooniceee
kyu utha
Hat
oy wow belgium chocolate dark chocolate
Oreo wala bhi bnwaya h
ewwww
Mst bana h
ig pe promotion karde
Taste krwaya tha
idonlikeoreo
Shabad Shalom guys

husband se vartalaap karne hetu

ki haal
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Hi @restive dagger Assalamualaikum
namaste
Gaya nahi tu kashmir
Sadme mein hai bechara
Tickets ki zimmedari ussi ki thhi wahi give up kar gaya
π«΅π»π€£
Haan haan haso
Yo guys
Supra bhat
Helloo guys
Heloww dhawal
Suprabath bhat

No iske Kashmir Jane ko nazar 
chup
I wonβt 

R u lost bbg
Lostodi 
Hi

can someone teach me how to play chess
Yes


lustpreet singh

11:11

kaahe ro rahi h?
π¦π¦π¦
sori yaar
good morning 
Good morning
Alone

I have to deal
With my problem and ik i have too
With is not even
Problem
Its reality
Fix karte karte i am broken
Sach me
But ok kya he hogya
Bolkar
Mera pass kon h

ale ale bachha ro diya

Yo so exited dude samay is finally coming back on yt after 2k24π
πΏ π₯
Get a life
Yea bro i have
Hmm
hi
samay bhai ki kl ki story dekhi kya
Haan
yes

kya hone wala h
Ig restart of streaming
@proven cave 
oo nicee
afk hata dia


lokesh
Toh Mere ek dost ke phone ko charge kardo 5% hai

project?
ht
Bhai yr Kaash mai bhi duo 1 jaise movie dekh pata π₯Ί
yaha gali dena allowed h ky
Nhi bhenchod gaand maar denge mods
thoda break lerha tha
aur bugs aagaye?
jese police walo ne is servr k owner ki mari
Yes
nopes, solve hogye
Toh hum bhi mod ki reverse mardenge ladle

Gaypul?
Yes
Lemme search
Xalo ab mai zata hu gudnite qts have a bad day ππ₯°
abhi damage system bana rha hu....
usme chudungaa

good luck
Which system?
thanku
frustrate mt hona bsdk
Damage, maar-pitai
try krunga

Phone repairing??

Yess...
part time krta hu, fees Boht jyada hai college ki isliye
Jee ke tem padh leta


Nice bro
thankss
80k
Anyone exited for samay comeback
ctc nhi
rank puchi hai

rank hi hai, 95%le the


Someone said "Goodnight Love"
Exactly π―
hi
Badiya bhai tu bata or dp ki mkc 100 baar 
Hmm
Crazy theme
Good
The part from 1 minute mark to 1:30
This type of music requires good earbuds or headphones
To get the feel
Haan dekha
πΉπΉ
Nhi btayenge
Kyu ni π
No
Aapne ek anjan dc k insaan ko itni shakti kyu di hui h ki wo aapke bhavnao ko prabhavit kr ske
π
π«
@proven cave kaha hai

Kya
Khana kha lo
@obtuse hamlet me
doctor help okro

Ky hui
pain



Yo paaani wassup?
My love for you is up
Hello everyone
Hi
@proven cave mummy ji aapke charno me mera koti koti parnaam
wodafaaakkk ye kabse hua
@proven cave terko mummy bolra?
meri hai
voh sabki mummy hai
enemies
nickel
dhuraj
@proven cave misukisu


Are u gussa?
hi
hi

ni to
haaye kuku haaye kuku haaye haaye

fir rone lagi 
Son.. mere charno m aapka koti koti pranam swikar hai
nashe kr liye kya
awww, kaisi ho mummy
abey, gana hai
huh ? Since that day...
weak music taste
acha
haa ptani kyu
acha lode
@proven cave tu jagat janani hi?
misu2
sita maiya
Me theekhu wby? 
ji
hyderabadi biryani coming in 40 minutes 
jaise geeta maa haina vaise hi paani maa hai
mai bhi mastttt
When are you replacing sai pallavi in ramayana?
wdym geeta maa
aur batao mummy koi nahi taja

ew against that bandar looking Ranbir Kapoor. Neva
no one was hurt
geeta kapoor bhul gyii?
Goodnight . My time is ova
Geeta maa to brahmacharya ka paalan kar rahi hai
jisne bola tha ki voh bhi muth marti hai
Ik ik
Wahi


@dusty thunder phone ka charging port kitne me theek hojata ?
45 yr old guy acting for a 16yr old lol
depends phone konsa hai
@rapid field ye pfp mai aap ho ?
mashallah 
samsung s series
it was funny.. only thing I liked was pushpak rath
and sai pallavu
Pallavi*
ek website mili thi mereko voh bhejta
Nhi ye paani hai
done
abe ye mohit bhdwa har ladki ke mutual mai kyu hai @analog cloak bhdwe
That too a fboi and wot not
raam ji be ded in heaven. Lmao
pushpak vimaan bc kya hi lagra, stealth craft

Shi mein. Damn
I likey

abe ye saggy bhdwa har ladki ke mutual me kyu hai @north palm bhdwe
Pushpak made sense ...baki.....new game ka launch zada lagra tha

yes i am big beef guy
aww u pweedy

But you have a domg in pfp
E girls se naash krwake manega
Ai hi toh hai
wo ramayan prabhas said ali khan se better hai fir bhi

kya bolra lode
hn cute hai na 
but why i see money laundering hori, 4000 crore????

ranbir kapoor ki line hai lode yeh
usne bola tha ek baar
Aap logo ke liye prabhash hi sahi hai as a ram

true
Yes..
dekha maine bhi. 4000 crore.. fr ? 
Wdym aap log? 
Biwi ko bolta hai "tu ye decibel se zada tez nhi bolegi"
oh haaa , bc ye ameer log kya kya ni karte
yo jo ameer insan howe hai na
The guys you're hating new Ramayana because it is not made by Rajamauli π€‘π€‘
yo apni harkato ke karan ameer ho
Vo kachre ko to comparison level pe bhi mat laa......kachra hai vo to

aisa kuch nahi hota. Har couple k bich kuch na kuch khud ka component hota hai
? Made no sense but okay.
And hating new ramayana * wali baat hui hi nahi hai
Ye dekho aa
gaye hater bot
Aaplog to aise bola jara jaise.....prabhas ki puja karte hai hum
I hope sai pallavi bhi teaser m aati yar
i was waiting.. though yash bht shi lag rha hai
@topaz drift ifixit krke website hai uspe jaa

Aisa lag hi raha hai

dekhta
To camera pe kyu bolna hai ye
log to fir jhai pai krenge hi
?
log bolre ki 150 crore ranbir lera aur 150 crore ravan yash bana na voh?? , i mean itni worth to loda hi hai.... 4000 me google ki ek service aati uspe aesa trailer banadu mai ek raat me
ja bana
Sai pallavi fir bhi convincing lagegi bhai....bandi looks real good in traditional roles
4k de
Log kuch bhi p hi karte hai
still i would prefer my husband to listen to me and me uski baat sunu
it's love only
kal hi le
ye log gyaan kyu dene lgte hai
Well well......apka tukka galat nikla
sai pallavi best hai.
Idk what people like her
kyu du saale
ab itna kharcha ho hi raha ek translator bhi aa hi jayega
bhai movie enjoy kro na
chhodo mai jata hu sone

Wahi
ajana chahiye... acting toh kregi acha
itna discussion kyu 
Ranbir won't.....πunless you talk in his desirable decibel
achha ye dekho ek aur pr bot
bhai all thing asideee
but jungle wale scene to actual jungle me shoot kr skte the
raat bhar bandi se baat kiya , ab din me soyega bhdwa
green screen setup pe kyu kaam kr rahe
Wahi wahi
Baat aur abhi kuch kiya hoga
Tu kya bol rha hai I didnt get it. Maine kab bola i hated new ramayan? I even don't know that. Was just saying about the teaser.. Jo bhi ho bhejo link.
hmm probably
You said ganda lag raha teaser

What link
Nvm
TED lafda time
Wahi wahi....mConstructive criticism hora
Bad touch bhi kiya hoga
Let's gooo
aise dekha jaye toh.. aalia is also ajeeb. ? And public ko har cheez p bolne ki adat hai
gande message daale honge
Chhi agar koi report maar de to discord uska IP ban karde
Wahi....har chiz AI lagri...jaha zaroorat nhi hai waha bhi,.....vo rath ka wheel wala shot.....vo itna textureless or AI generated lagra
usko is duniya se ban krde mai to kehta
I said.. Ranbir as ram ganda lag rha hai and ita funny how he is a playboi yet ram ji ka role play kr rha hai.. it was sarcastc..not hate..
yes nvm.

Uska koi hathiyaar bhi kaat de to chalege
Its*
Wahi bolri na mai.... A logical woman won't be able to live with him....alia hi nas kaat Rahi hai uske liye
btw jo ramanand sagar wale ram ji the voh bhi b grade movies me kaam kr rakhe
Ayein ye dekho khan fan bot

bol to raha gemini subscription liya hai inhoneπ
Bhai raam ji ka character 16 sal se important turns lena shuru karta hai...ye banda kaha se 16 saal ka lagra? π
I know
Ye dekho hakla khan ki fan ko
are lafda karo , kya rakha hai calm rehne me

Bangladesh go back to your country
gaali galoch
Booo
baal khich do
Kyu lafda kar k mera exm niklega ? Ya ramayan ki breakdown dekh k? 
merko bhi lagra
agar tvf banati ramayan to???
lafda krne se mera khana enjoy ho jayega
Peak hota
nikal jayega
hyd chicken biryani
Oooo yaaaay youtube p a gya

kya mtlb ramayan ki script to already leaked hai
aur agar yeh log uttar ramayan dikhaye
jaha sita ji ki agni pariksha liii thi
Tu kya kar rhi hai
bhaiii yeh scene iss time me jo fatega
Bangladesh returns back to it's origin country*
hadal zone , what does it mean ?
*bangladeshii
hadal ?
Zone where you fart
mai zaigda nhi kar rahi
acha
Yes
paad zone
Kya?
abbe patho padhegi?
Deep sea ka layer ka naam hia
Yes yes
@proven cave mummy reaction do
Mere pe prep nhi hai

m jugad lagati
dsa padh le saale , insab me kuch nahi rakha
aese wala nahi, likh ke do
abhi nahane jaunga fir hoga dsa
Go with whatever is more convenient to you
? Send money for that 
Jaba agni pariksha hogi tab ye pseudo feminist aa jayengi sab
khair abhi tu second year me hai
itni khushiiiiii mere man me tere liye
mummy meri pocket money pending hai
ginke 139 rs hai merepe abhi
tab to hungama mach jayega
jisse mereko 15 april tak chalana
ach
Mere pas 224
salicylic acid khridni hai muje
Twitter pe badh aayegi aur ye awkward goat Rama ko criticise karegi
Sabko jala denge fir usi agni me
wahi exactly... kya hi twitter trend hoga
ordinary ka??
Ji
Pseudo feminist spotted
are sab ke sab zinda hojayenge wapis se , aisa bawal mach jayega na
Yess
350 rs aur jugado, maine to abhi taja hi re stock krha to 2-3 mahine dikkat nahi
Bol kuch or reh the.. pata nahi kaha leke chala gya convo
Naya content milega

shit mai pakdi gayi
Tum bhi use krte ho?
wau
tu bhi skin care kr rha
You're under arrest
areee sahi me
jiieee bilkullll
ha mast popcorn lekar baithenge herhe
ladle iss baar to 2000 ka mangwaya hai samaan
Ladke doing skin care is goo
Yes yes
Skin care sbko hi krna chahiye.. 
Sali-silik why you buying?
ameeri bc
Only female
yeah goo , true
god forbid a guy doing skincare
Chup feminist
I mean gay
gay
mai to bas garnier ka facewash lagata
I'm not a feminist
Acha acha
hijda

Ted ko lagra aaj chappal padi hai
...tabhi laga hua hai tabse
garnier ka latring
facewash hota
acha use krle
mamaearth vaghera sab latring hote
Tu hai....bas terko pata nhi hai
invest kro acha
Garnier k face wash abhi tk milte hai? Dam
Ayein mereko kaun karega
Use cetaphil
atleast facewash aur sunscreen me acha invest krloo
acha lode , 2000 gym supplements pe laga deta
bhaiyo
And use sunscreen .
bas aur kuch nahi , fir bhi acne less skin hai
lagane ni dega mera baap
No way I'm from patriarchy
Yaar
sali-silik se chale jaega kya? Sure sure?
Tera skin mujhe kyaa pata
maine reequil ki mangwai matte wali
dukan pe jo dikh gya wo utha laya
True bolra ladka ekdum
good for you
hijdu aur skin ke lode lag jayenge
Unka achha hai. Shampoo bhi ig.
Mera skin to....that dessert hai
mehenga hota
maine to sunscreen aur moisturiser mangwai
Fair & Lovely
achi investment hai
bc
Toh .. Himalaya laga le and salicylic acid thida dry kr deta skin toh moisturizer lagana zruri hai..
I was already feeling low.. 
paani piyo din me 4 ltr , aur diet achi lo , citrus rich fruits khao
ok cewdiee.... moisturizer konsa? Aqualogica ya sitafal?
sitafal ka acha hai
sirf cream aur facewash se skin care ni hota
gel based mat le lena
tum khao na.. jo skin care kar reh hai to kya prblm hai?
Thanks pani pina bhul jati hu mein
hota hai, facewash aur sunscreen bass ho gya jyda mat kro kuch itna basic kro
egzaktly
@cinder steppe bhai wassup ek gril section bhi bana do jaha pe ye sab girly baate kar sake
mera matlab hai agar diet sudhar jayegi to skin ke sath sath health ke bhi benefits ho jayenge 
?
idk. Mera dermatologist ne diya hai. Mujhe sunlight se allergy hoti hai uske lkye..
This is so boring girly

I know ..
Thanks
Btw
sahi batau to, ache khane se teri skin ko improve hone me bohot time lagega
hahahaha 
andar se cleaning hojayegi
but jo particles bahar chipkte body ke
voh dheere dheere absorb hote
to unhe clean krna jaruri hai
varna voh nullify hojata
effect
π¬
good things take time

+50 Newton , -50 Newton = 0 net force
tu videsh me ni rehta lode
tu 150 aqi me rehta hai
jaha construction ka kaam pure din chalta
aur sunrays aati sidhi
i hope healthy food can protect you from mighty uv ray..
60
Jab chat normal ho jaye to ping kar dena
indian skin ka thankyou kra kro
bsdk padhai krle na tu
pure din idhr hi padha rehta
done , mai bhi nikal rha ab
iss chat me kisi bhi time pathar maaro ankh band krke ted ko jaruri lagega

jo tu khata
Bsdk tere se bola gaandu aadmi
@past shuttle dekh le
msg
Take care

kya ?
dekh lia na reply bhi kia
Oh ok 
kisne bola?
mai
draft me reh gaya tha
koi na
Steroids haww
sahi baat
ye dheeraj bhadu nahi maan rha
paani peene se mereko susu bohot aati hai
kab ππ
Eww who wants to drink you
body adapt ni kr paari jyda water
My man
rajasthani hun isliye
paani ko piyo
Same.. 
Poor bastrd
bhak
Chup

Zyda frank hora

sowwy
no yr mummy aap kyu sowwy krhi
vrat krlo
Chup chup ke
aaj apni biwi ke naam
Tu ni.

Kyu? Vrat?
Phir thik
na re kaam tha
Oh acha. With pain? Wow
ek cup chai mili hai bas

Inshaallah janab.. alah pak aapko jaldi hi theek kar de. Ameen
volini pe jeera tha
Sumaaameen
mummy ne to dua bhi padh di batao

me bhi wahi sochra tha
good meowm
Mujhe laga naya dharm download kar rahi

kaise ho chutiyo
installation se to gaali yaad aari thi just
allah ji pack installed successfully, reboot to apply changes
enlightenment mujhe next janam m milega. Not this..enough paap I've done 
Allah ji?
ek bhadw-a printer install karne aaya tha
To tera jannat naseeb hona cansil?
Dhawal ne vadwa ban kia hao
Jannat toh koi bhi jaane se raha 
taaki koi dhawal ko vadwa ma bole
paani to bengal se hai waha kya free speech
secularism hai yeh to
Lolll
vaha to only mamtaism chalta hai
True true 
jai shree jesus
Mai jaungi zannat....
Im so sad atleast bihar se to better hota bengal. But khair. Kya muje society accept krega ?

Mere se kharab haalat kaise hai teri...shimt
Tu nhi h bihar m
chup reh.
My state lol. Nvm.
Hu to bihari hi
Still food is good
Hello
bengal east me hai to west bengal kyu bolte










