#general-chat
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Ok zi
issokay
Wo sab chhor bhai kab wapas aa raha hai


Bhai aap mujhse miloge hi nahi
True true
It's just funny to me πππ





I'm the who wait for ur msg
Ayein
Try again later

Kyun ji aap wo ho kya jo phone pe bolti ho ki apne jisko call lagaya hai wo kahi pe busy hai please try again later
nhi but ye call krega fs

Kaun karra call tussi
mujhe he ye punjabi smj ni aari hb others
Me gili karru uski fu
He
Poori pawar jane
Kudiya den flawer jane
Bettha jatt top te
Phone ni fadta tower jane
Mujhe kaun sikhayega fir
Fadta?


Fad.da
I wud love to 
@high snow
Tu rhn de terese kuch na hoga
aur me aapko sikhaunga bhojpuri gaali aur fir aap kuch badmosh ladko ko suna Dena for self defence


Pehle sikhao

Ted tujhse ye ummid nhi thi
Kya sikhna hai
Gaali or kya
Sunny dancer ke steps sikha de

Me self defence bhi na sikhau
Fir mujhe sarthak pe try krni h
Tumko sikha dunga
Usko hi sikhau uske step self defence ke hisab se perfect hai
Achha, start with tohare gandiya me lauki daal deb
huh phle thi
Try again later
eww
Nope, tharki steps hai just like you

@wary crag 
Ye kitna creepy h
Borin si h ye to
Bss apke kadamo pr chal rha hu
Mene to nhi bola creepy 
Ab chat me kese sikhau

Mere gaon ki ladies badi bhayankar deti hain
Vm bhejdo 
Umhmm raja ji
Mere ko sharm aati hai
Or lemme ask gpt
Agli edit soch raha Linkin park songs pe banau but pata nhi ab log sunte bhi hai ya nhi
π₯
I don't do voices with ladies log
Kl kitni bje milna hai?
They're mainstream

Dono Sarthak bheje?
Nvrm
Sarthak bhai ek ladki tumhe gali dene ki baat kr rhi thi
Ik but ab pata nhi relevant hai ya nhi i rarely see anyone listening those
Kyu cuz of ur up wla accent 
Long time crypto
Kya chlra
@wary crag ye dekho
I can do many accents

Sambhog ji
Ted galiya sikha rha hai
Sab sunte hai 14 idhar

Mene naam liya tumara

Gaali seekh rhi minors
then why do u care bs gaali sikhao
I don't think so
Aap bhi aao vc sikha du 
Poker
Chull hori h sarthak ki pfp dkh k gandi gaalia du
Bro actin smartπ
Why would I teach you more about me
@wary crag
Sarthak ko koi kuchh nhi bolega
Coz I'm not a poser launde
Toh yaha kya karre

Dalla
Personal ho jayega
Sarthak ki sabse badi beizzati khud uska naam hai
Irrelevant
gaming khatam karke tag kiya tha
Can you do bri'ish accent

@azure perch tera matxh khatam nhi hua?
Phenom is AFK: Do Not Disturb - 7 months ago
Ek jana bahar gya to wait kr rhe hai
Chup ted bundy
Haan jese mene linkin park ka naam randomly le liye
Ek toh ye lvde ka 7 months ka afk flex karna
Ted likes lawandi
after watching briderton yea
Subhe subhe ex best friend ke yaad dila di
abb yaad a rhi hai
Spelling galat hai
Bridgerton*
No hablo ingles
G ws missing
Okay all the best 
@mossy goblet Say hi to @pure geyser
Bridgerton hota hai
Ig yea
Aquaguard



Maine hi bola tha ...but kya bolna chahtaπ₯ maine bola vo ab itne relevant nhi hai tu bc apne Mann hi assume karliya underrated bol raha

π bolna kya chahta
I bore
Koi na beteteee
Isme aisa flex karne wali kya baat hai
Hey @oak island have you met @floral turtle?
@chilly socket nice pfp
Poser bol raha Tereko me

Ic u changed ur team 
Kya flex kiya bcπ ajeeb hai
What team jii
Team sarthak
That you listened to Linkin park and nobody even asked

Nahi nahi I'm not his side
@wary grove Meet @floral turtle ..... Daddy is missing you
Gfu then
Stating the Obv is a flex
Takin to a girl is simp
Butthurts finding anything to criticize π
@wary crag text ni kiya ja raha react krwa lo bss
Anti Mehak organisation
Wo to hamesha se hi hai 
??
Thanks 
Good for u then 
Ew
πͺ
Ohh sorry me kuch aur padh liya tha
Kya thanks where's my 'how are you'
I was star struck by your message
@upper flare?
You did dalla
ik wut u read
I hope you're doing well
Mene usko guu padh liya tha

Pehle underrated assume Kiya and now this...Sure bro whatever helps u sleep
Yet you didn't ask how have I been 
fir to ajeeb

@ebon whale Lavade
What if im not 
Thanks π π
1st year me thik hi hogi, 2nd year se beta blockers
Harmonica??

Blockers?
Gud night
Dost @restive dagger
Dushman @golden agate
Bde bhai @wary crag
Search for it

apologise
Good Night
πΉ
Dance

Ooo like that
They ain't got shit on me
You
π π π bolabbai
π mereko nhi bola
How are you
I meant pilani
Subscribe krunga tb bol dunga 
You said thanks to you about telling her about your best friend situation
Thik hi
Sarthak nam wale pareshan toh krte hi hai vese bhi
π π₯ 
Clg me bhi koi hai?
Ap hi kro
Btaya toh tha
naki kar dariya ma dal
Umm mujhe nhi bataya tha
App force kar rhe ho to thik hai kar leta hu

Apko yaad bhi hai hmne sbse pehle kya baat kri thi
Ha show
Delete kar dis
Kju

Beta blockers
Yea
you too π¦
Nai uske liye to special perms chiye
Vo toh ik
Oho dang
Woo so gye kya tu idar kyu hai
Dil me mere hai darde disco
kaisa ja raha dentist banna?? kitna ban gaye ?
Darde disco darde disco
Nice
Bds
Abhi toh bahut bacha hai
Yes bumm digi digi bum bum
arey eid k baad ki chaandni
E care

Nice
ooh lolls kafi der hogayi ye toh π¦ jaldi karo thoda π¦
Good
I need to ss this
@safe agate @floral turtle was thinking about you
Kaha the ap
Puri koshish hai tb tk daant bacha ke rakho ap apne
@floral turtle Where are you @safe agate
mai toh yahi tha aap kaha they
okayyy marksheet bhejo
Kl natraj ke chhole bhature khaunga
Mai bhi yahi hi thi
@safe agate Hinge pe Ho kyaa @floral turtle Dhund raha hai aapko
jhoot
He wants to marry you in Pune @safe agate
Exam toh hue ni marksheet kese bheju

dikhte agar yahi hote toh
Isme jhoot kya hai
ai se
Nobody does it better
ye kaise college chale gaye bcc exam he nahi horahe π¦
dikhte agar hote toh
Good point you make

Yearly hote 
Vc aa jata mai but I'm drunk
Dikhi toh thi
Toh sojao
Podcast give karo
abhi dikhe na and kuch bhi pe toh aaye bhi nhi
oooh okay saal nahi hua abhi π¦ best of luck π¦ gand fad dena exam ki π¦
Ap kro

Vo toh leave kare hi bahut time hogya
Yeaaaaaa fir bhejugi marksheet
Sad

No mera bolna na mann ni
F4 ka bada bhai
thik hai nhi batana chahte toh
Buy then
thik hai @oblique brook ko bula lete hai fir maan ho jiyaga na
rom rom
Sleep
tg bhaiya ko mera pyaar bharaa namaskar
helli
gunnite
ek 'hello' nii likhaa jaarha aajkl ke baccho se
Daaru peeni hai to mere yha aaja
cricket wala kitkat


Fir pitai?
Bottle likha, aur Paani aagyi
Agr mai kisi insta story dekhta hu toh usko show hoga ki maine dekhi hai?

π

I too dont want.. but nobody listens
yrr

Paani peeyo
Haan 
kya
hellu
Minor kyu pata li
Koi sidhe muh baat hi nhi karta yaha peπ π
Sch me?
Haan
Aree yrrπ₯
nhi bhai dukhi hogya tu mujhe dekjke
Sed
Jesa aapka username hai....aap deserve bhi nii krte shyd 

mai kyu bolrha username ki baatein, sorri bhai nocturnal
no yr aisi baat ni hai π₯Ίβπ»
@proven cave π

Kaisa hai
1 blocked msg
mujhe toh alag hee kahani btayi thi
chutt jesaa hu, soft soft 
what?
Late realization
I'm proud of my username
Hello
random se zara sa zyada
@north palm
misukisu . Come bak
aloofologist is AFK: Aapne jis vyakti ko tag kiya hai wo abhi network coverage chhetra ke bahar hain
- 10 hours ago
Amriki dalal?
koi mera @proven cave nikaaldo 
And we r not 
ye hassne wals log
Chup
dumb
fir kaise baat hai, muhme hee kuch kami rehgyi
I don't give a fark
But we do
asli botal toh poolu gatak k aaya hai
iss baat pe bhi, I don't give a fark
chup
mujhe keh rhe ho kya
Bolo didi

Or kon h yaha aise name aw
Se

Ata hu H2O pike
accha naam haina
Mai drunk hoke gaana gaunga
how are u
dusra option bsdk hai
True 
Dekh lolu, tuu khud ko analyze krr
Fir tujhe smjh aayega, tujhse koi seedhe muhh baat kyunii krrha

Send vn


Arre DP
Arre TED
nashe krke gaane gaao
Sure
Ok

Keso ho
mastt hu, aap batao

Saggy
chutt jesa hu, softt softtt 
I like it wet
I agree
gn bolke wo bhi kahi aur muh maarti thi
Achha koi na vaseline laga lo
Ooo billo raaani, kaho to abhi jaan deduu βͺβͺ
Who me??


Why tf this song
@proven cave Aap doctor hona
Kya yeh safe hota hai ? 
none. My bad
Dede
ππ I never had someone

Ok

coconut oil best h
expert
kesa hai bhai tu
Ted zyda frank ho ra
Block him
Kool
Chal hatt namakool
own hand jagannath
ajeeb
lol
Ye bhi hai uska bhi mil jata to nhi koi burai nahi hai
kya baat krrha hu mai
@dusty thunder aazaooo



ur ass on π΅
She's so behan ji type
1 mins barca jeetne de
Wo bhi badi behan
Haww
tez bhagne wali puh wtf

She's 30+

tf



Ussi ne bola tha
π
damn
Kisko tag kar diya bhai check to karlo
Oh
still 5 yrs left
kaunsi wali hai fir
Wo chali gayi
Yeh aapki pfp me jo bacchi hai
vo aap ho kya

And why did you tag her
enough of sleep today
My bachpan
Ussi din to bola tha na

Are mazak
Badmoss thi aapto 
arey mazak
Aaa

DC p kon serious hota h
Abhi bhi

Sarthak and his intentions
thats what she said
Saggy tatte, yeh lo πΉπΉ
I just turned 26

Ikr. Me too
Happy Birthday belated 
Achha
Thanks
ek dm khel lo tum
? He is a good guy
Me wish kar deta par voice notes allowed nahi hai
Mommy 
twin peaks dekh liya poora?
Kabka
Thanks
ab kya dkeh rhe
@hearty tapir see

One Punch Man start Kiya aaj
Kya hua
Nothing. Nvm

i see sai bhai ki badi yaad aa rhi aapkko

What bhai??
Itne raat mai fried rice, kuch nhi bss flatmate aur mai apne dukhi Jeevan ki baatein kr rhe teh abb maine ek local shop se pizza order krdia hai 
tumse mazak hee bndπ
koi smjhdr ldki hai kya
Insta deletee krna pdega lgta hai 
kaam hai
Mere liye bhi ek kardo Yuki bhai
ek important
Arre nahi
I mean kiss bhai ki baat karre aap
Bhejo address
1 for me, but burger
Wait dm karra
@half silo
sai nhi hai kya odia
Kr do
tumhare parents aisi taisi krdenge tumhari raat mai bell sunke
Kro kro
Haan wo odia hai bhai nahi mera

Do not ring bell *


@edgy smelt Hi
Laks se yaad aaya
bc baal ki khaal kyun nikaal rha

Oh aisa feature bhi hai kya maine utna use nhi kia na 
@graceful arch hello lawde bhai
@floral turtle wants to talk to you
Kya khaya aaj
@prime siren Meet @faint mortar
tatto ka saudagar π₯

Dinner ??
Haan hai.. 
12am kiya
Arre damn
@fresh jetty Do you need @faint mortar __ This @faint mortar Is too wet and firm
kuch toh kami hai abhi life mai
Paise?
@pure geyser whatβs this
haa bhai aajkal bina khaaye full feel krta hu
nahi abhi toh month start hai na
Aajkal aap kya dekh rahe bhai
my money ends on day 5. Baki 1k rest of the month
Me to morning me khana hi nahi khata hu

dark matter khatm kiya tha
uthte hee nhi
Nahi, I mean me subha me khata hi nahi hu khana
Helluu
Mera bahut pahle se ye hai
achha hai but concept and characters ka poora use nhi lete
Sidha raat me dinner
Bhul gayi naa
Kaisa hai bhai tu
Ofc not
Haan
VC aa @edgy smelt
mera aisa hai subah kumbhkaran wali bhook rehti baaki din full feel krta hu idk y
Kal aati hu yaar, Bohat Neend mein hu abhi 
kabhi bhi uthu
even 5am
Gn!!
Mere ko subah bhuk nahi lagti only chai samose pe rehta hu
chai samose roz? waah
toh bhi
Garmi hai to cold drink chlata hai
abhi hostel mein hona aap?
ai hai main cortisol shooter
can't blame it for that
jis hisab se bhadwe layoffs kr rhe na
mess ka khana kesa rehta hai
Theek hi rehta hai,
Is it fr ? Maine bht logo ka suna.. laid off 1 din k notice m..
Kya chal rha hai
itne saare emojis
mumbai?ngp?pune?
omaga

I hope ai won't replace me..
Wekh ke

nai bro Satara, Maharashtra
Surgery robots are coming
when is latent coming back guys
I hope I get an ai gf
medical mein i think thoda time hai like a decade
Engine is ready, only automation is left
2018 me

companion and ex machina dikhao is tharki ko
India is not ready for his humour 
loll π
Ex Machina dekha hai

@restive dagger

oh Samay's I thought u were talking about the 2018 guy
Robotics is already there .. but robots don't have that precision still. Abhi toh robotics arms hai bss..
fir bhi?
Dr hi operate krte hai
Yes samay uske liye naya yug chhaiye
Hmm
Yes πββοΈ, Her dekho aap
nai bhai, ajayega i think, hopefully, samay ne story bhi dali thi na
Umm will be there soon by 10 , 15 years. Full course comming in syllabus
Crazy how precise our hands are
Yes can tell nerve and vein difference
Cant make em mechanically
Co powered by BJP

pranav bnaega robot precise
Good night
Pranav to sex robot banega na
still cant find her cli
Male version
Female does
ππ
Don't know about male
How do you know
Tf u mean by bnega π

Insta 
Pranav ko bola not you
Jhuthi
Ma ksm
3 mahine ki salary deke bhaga denge didiπ
π¦

Mene to porn me dekha tha
They literally have factories for that
Those silicone

Nah, a woman playing sex bot
Female workers that work in those silicone farms.. check the quality
lmfao

usne bhi tujhe dekha hai shyd
Twitch

Kisnee
Aaj tak sex doll nahi kharid paya

ted
omfo. Sad riyalty
Onoo

Ab to kharid bhi nahi skta
Ye neend kyuni aa rhi
abhe toh unko dikha k thodi kharidega?
Bolenge ye le real sex doll

Paani sula do
Order to ghar pe hi aayega na


Lalla lala lori
Kan chipak k so ri
Daaru ki katori
Felt so triggered but ok. This just dc.
sleepo.
Who did this
Can't sleepo
u
Vc me lori sunao paani sa mereko

Sleep error 404
Aww so chute
btw the most imp ques-how r u
Ek din saggy pitega
My voice really bad.
mard se Lori sunoge ? Ok
Saggy ka naam reveal karu
huh
I'm not sexist
Yes
Tuff
Achha 
Saggy tatte
Obviously wait for next joke in a minute
@north palm
aloofologist is AFK: Aapne jis vyakti ko tag kiya hai wo abhi network coverage chhetra ke bahar hain
- 11 hours ago
Lala
extortion ki opportunity
Saggy ke harkatein dekho.. das why no gf. 

Paise nhi hai uspe

You know nothing abhi uska situationship chal raha tha

I never saw this emote
tujhko thodi bataega
Kiske sath? 

Abbe


Fr ?
Harkatein bata deti hai
Yes
Dono ko guchu guchu karte dekha hai
Vc me chat me
fir toh marwadi sabse gareeb hote
Tf
Saggy ke situation ki ship doob gyi hai

Galli β οΈ
'_'
cuute*
what?/

No cover up dekhlia mene hawww
Sabse gareeb mere community wale hote hain
I'm funny like that
sowwy
Koi ni agge se mtt krna
What's dat
Oki meowmi
Jai Bheem π

Mere community ke log to gareeb hote bhi nhi hai
Main kyun hun
Saggu
I'm sc/st
Aukaat pe
Bhrwa aaya
Ooh .. ye sb bhi hota hai ajkal k zamane m
Rajasthan
Ok understandable
Sb smjh rha hu
nhi hai π§’
Yes yes, but meto muslim hu
Topi pehen ke bhi gareeb hun
Oh ok.
Kiya samjh rahe ho beteteee


π§π©

You and Kartik
Idc
Saggy react kiya to tere rights bhi amend karwadungi
Chi
armani ki topi

Das a law joke
Khud ko chii bol raha
Yus

teri job usse pehle ai kha jaega, okay ill stop here

Armani ki topi main kyun pehnu
Wo Khud pehene
Main to usee jaanti bhi nhi
Kha chuka*
Soch rha hu 3-4 mnth ke liye social media leave krdo i m addicted now 16 hr screen time
Job in this economy
Chait bhai suggest me some good porn genre wahi dekh ke sounga, ab paani lori nahi suna Rahi to
srizzty k sukhe nashe mujhe bhi krne hai
Ohh yess you're cooked aur insta pe ye chutiye reel matt bheja kar only baddie reel
Sher ki entry
Oka pehle bolna tha
Aadhi raat ko bhi dimag lagaun
Momzi

Ye gay
Abe sitty
Koi na
dusht
idk saggy but cutu patutu wali vibes aati isse
Areh
aisa nhi h.. wo toh ja chuka hai
ew.

Love u 2

He's gym product
Mera ek dost hai shubhrit naam ka
koi na behan ji

afk n all..for nothing at all
Kehra tha
Behen
theeke
Online nhi aayega
Ye sitty sirf jealous hoti
maybe
oh okkk
Didi bolu??
Wo to nitro khtm hora tha aaj isliye 
Haan

Bhot
Uske dukh m?
Ok diddy
3 mahine ka tha

@vast magnet ye gareeb nhi hai
πββοΈ π
Should sleep.
gunnie cute log
Narcissisitty
Nitro gaya to night mein ro matt

Bhide level humour
Hn 


Chalo @nimble wren bhai final good night
gn bhai

gn chat paani srizzty eryvun
Gnn
Hi
Gn chaitanya
gn

Kyun tujhe khule mein hagna hai
?
Love u 2
Ha
Dekhle

I'm very rude bhai
Result ni aya abhi rukja
How do you fix that
No ur not 
Nahh
Solution chahiye
Kaha rhti
Matt karke dekhna chhodo


Abe anmol hijde
Aur bro ghr parivar sab thik?
Humor so broke saggy laughed


Chess retired me
hi
Dude I ain't crossing that 1000 elo in this gen
Le 100 rupy
Baap ki sunle

maine toh skill sikhni start kardi
Wait sending upi
greeb
Jo kar Raha usme toh future nhi hai
Pese sunte hi a gya
Future to beta hai hi nhi
π
Paiso ko kabhi na ni bolna chahiye
Ye jo gareeb ho na aadmi
Mereko subscribe kardo agr apne maa baap se pyar karte ho
abey hijde saggy game me dhyan dele

Muje bhi do paise

@vast magnet @north palm bye. Gn !
Nhi karti tu?π
ππ
Bye bae β€οΈβ€οΈ
Apne maa baap se
humare to toxic hai
Gunnite misukisu2

Nope
π aree bc

@vast magnet sitty gudnite π₯°
Goodnight sibbu
Sibbu nice nickname
π
Achi edit banayi hai
Will call sibbu
aaj
Abse
abey saggy bsdiwale
Mc
tera baap mar jaye bich choukhat me
Randomly thought of sibbu
tere kills ka square kro na tab bhi 3 kam hai




