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baavlat dukkar
No
I don’t want to age anymore
meaning?

A dumb man covers his balls while running naked
While a wise man covers his face
Oh 
Ok
Thanks oats for believing in me
Colour
does she like that ?
The wise man had a tattoo of his name on his balls
Same, my sister is 4 years older but usko nhi hai and I have visible white hairs
Wise man never has a ball
no tell
I agree, chemicals ki wajah se aur white hairs honge
@maiden fjord wise man 🦉
Acchi bat hai bhai 
I only have 1 meal per day
Wait then wtf he was covering his face
Patriarchy
kalyug

Try to change it before it becomes a habit
I'm jealous 
For me i have run here and there
jyada hora kya kuku
And upar se my mom is like ab next year tu shaadi karle talks

Oh no
When will the samay fkin raina start streaming again
This gc has been too dead for too long

There used to be a time
Jab raat mein all vcs used to be jam packed


Niceee
Haa

Unfortunately
gt or rr?


Uss din bhot sar khaya tha maine
MODI
Mana le tu
😆🙏

ye hui na baat!
ye kyu aajati hai
Yassu no
Mene manaya mummy ko
Aye Haye yar me baccha hi adopt hi krlu 
You go work

Corporate slave
saturday hai
So?
you soon
Work is work
so what
Go work
Ye nhi pehle wala 
tu bhi padh fir
I did
Unlike you
No
yes
This yassu
jaa nikal
Tu nikal
I explained how he treats me, I explained I want man with values not a man with money bcoz ik i can work my ass off and earn it but I can’t be with someone who treats me terribly
Chal
Ye cute jyada hai
mai to abhi aaya hun
Esa sab bolke, I still mean it
real

Nhi wo pehle wala hi cute hai 
Nhi
Better to stay alone than fk your life with a loser
Nhi
Fr
Ngl
Cute to main hun yaar
turu
Roblox anyone?

I mean kya faida ki banda ameer hai but haah uthata hai
Ye bhi thik hai , but whi wala pasand hai 
True
She did, she said if you are happy with him, and obviously dating someone who have ambitions
Wtf haat , kaat deti didi 
Rich and entitled
Noi 
Just giving an example

Ok , I thought such me
Yup toh just explain your real feelings, parents na bolte hai pehle but they come around thode time me



I’m not even engaged, plus he is MMA fighter toh he is protective over me
Walk em like a dog

Ohh
noice noice
Das some movie type stuff

Dheere dheere manana padega fir tujhe, hab batayega tab
Accidentally popped a pimple


no I don’t let him hit someone out of his gym practice

Haa
😆😆.

Lurker


Sagittarius
Paani ji maine bola tha ye wapas aa jayeha

Pls tell me a solution. Same
Lmao

Prerna got some beef with me
Besharam hai na 


Saggy saale asli simp tu bai

Hai

Logout karde insta tere computer/laptop se
Chli jaa yha se
Ameer log

Bhai afk laga k kaun lurk krne aata hai.. addicted fella
Hat be tu ja 
Tumhara bhai iphone khareedne wala hai
Haw
Sapri log hat zaa idhar se
Ayeeee
Dhawal agya
mac not worth it
Yaad rakhna putar…agar kisiki ko tumse beef hai matlab u have something in you that is special that they can’t stand. Be proud you’re all they think about. @tulip turtle
😋
Chutyap ka proud

It is if you have a lot of things you do on your phone so it’s worth it uploads and all easy ho jata hai
hopefully kaam bann jaye
Asus g16 lelo 👄
Ban jaayega 
💪
🫂
Arre meri jaan 🫂
Abhi naya Mac Neo nikla hai
Dhawal ajkal hi nhi bolta
Apple ecosystem about to fk me?
Huh?
Neo me bss backlit nhi hai wrna le leta
Nah
Big ppl hmmm

Welp still I need dell laptop that I have for bioinformatics
Table leli

Htt be pgl hai check kr jaake
I see
I was gonna get neo
Admin '_'
To make things easier

Everyone is getting dell or what
Fir wahi employed logo waali baatein
Saare purane log chle gye hai yha se 💔
My sister was also given dell ka laptop
@lusty mantle wya
home
yo
Vc
Shaylaaa
Aja
Ohhh haa bcoz certain programming software doesn’t work on Mac
Aap kon?
Like python
Join

Konsi
😭 bc sabke pas iphone hai toh ye p0rn ki quality itni ghatiya kyu?
Trio

T2
Siz ko mute krde 24hr
Ohh the i will be doing python coding but the super said that don’t use mac use windows
Tere ghar me kitne iphone hai
Iporn
Manager ka toh kaam hi yeh hota hai
.net
Health is pornier than this bro
Weird
Healthy porn?
@lusty mantle
Fun and fat'ti in the same sentence is funny

Oh damnnn
Come back
I mean
Kinda complex to decode
I assume kaam ko leke he is specific rest he is chill

A salary is the drug they give you to forget your dreams.
What's the update on project
🔥🔥🔥🔥
job is for the weak
Now purge my last 70 chats
Strong people are startup founders
Ye saggy saale
Name reveal karu
Later
Sad
🙃
No
Just like insta spam
Spam account
To stalk
People I can't stalk with my main acc
😆.
Hello
tu bedook
Bhai my LinkedIn is empty
Trying to fill it
Bitch I lost today's comp
Hating myself rn
Bitch aapko nhi bola
Wo bas heat of my head
hawww
Bhai no fkin way I lost today's comp but ok let life goes on ig
Losing wasn't too bad
The thing is
The people who won from the OC soc
Like bruh
BC apne hi bande hai jita diye
ran aaj ni hua na valo to dekh lena @north palm
aloofologist is AFK: Aapne jis vyakti ko tag kiya hai wo abhi network coverage chhetra ke bahar hain
- 6 hours ago
<@&700414488351866981> bypass
arrey yr srizzty
vai why you do this

ab mute padd jayega
Cute

All of em
Soo sad
But the bow
Apko mute

Padega
Edit karne se kuch na hove
Hater
arre to jee lene de vai
Ols matlab?
kya chaiye tereko
Kj what is ols
Typo
Ohh earings?

I didn't study aaj
Bahar thi pure din
Ans dene mai itni der
Have to study now
But have no energy
But need to study for test
Shit is lined up
Can't mess it
Tests
Assignments
yoo
hi
Hello🥀
Khirabdhi used to be a mod
to?
Lisa (BLACKPINK) is the most beautiful woman in this entire planet she looks like she has been specially handcrafted by God
She's really smart though
L op
Eh? 
I am really excited you know why?
I am going to Kashmir 🔥🔥🔥
Kya pata zinda lautunga ya nhin 😊
Koi Kalma ka crash course kara do yaar
BC khatna bhhi karna padega bohot stress hai life mein 😭 😭
Kese kaatega?
Nahin kaatunga bas pray karunga ki koi jihadi naa aa jaaye
I think Kashmir ki jagah Leh jaana sahi thha
I mean rahega
Daru to daru hoti hai
hi
yes

Zeher bhhi zeher hota hai
gt idhar se kaise haar skti h
.
cuz you have a gf?
accha beta
:))
All eyes on Tewatiya
Nhin khelna chahiye
Accha baat nhin hai
true
sapne suhaane ladakpan ke
It feels like hunger games
Ekto ye maa bap apne bache chup nahi bithate
itne bheed mei icecream melt hojayega

bata I'll talk to them
just use the gap between any tool
Patthar wagera toh mil hi jaate h wha roads pr
Chill reh
dumb
Abe uncle sapri kisko bolre 
2nd time she didn't get hit i believe it was the tyre attached behind which collided first

Phones student discount milta hai kya?
Fruit beer?
Yes
Gareeb hun sar
Saggy bkl
Oh bhai sahi me 
Tell fast fas
Uhuh
She was lying down and no blood was visible i think she survived
Let me share the link
Flip pr hai kya ?????
Ye to I know
Ditching iphone for samsung would be a sane decision?

Hmm internal bleeding bone and brain damage are possible
Yus , ik . But idk why I think I like samsung 
ttps://www.samsung.com/in/offer/student-discount/
I am :))
Aage h lgalo
Ye jo gareeb ho na aadmi
Check krlo
Yo sala apni aadat se gareeb ho
Okie okei
Uhuh got it
Google pixel 10 
Oh no
Ab toh aadat si hh mujhkoooo...aiseee jeeenee ki
Iska laptop hai
but ispe gaming vagera kus kar skte hai kya?
Damnn dawg
No
Chi
Ew
Get victus or omen
They offer graphic cards and top tier processors
Okie 
Gaming laptop dilla ke baap ne kabja krliya 
Chanda ikattha karne ka tem aa gaya
Yus yus carry bhi promote Kara tha asus 
Lenovo is also good
Free mein to koi phone na dera 😆
Wsg
Lenovo loq is good
Saggy pitega
Mac is also decent
Yeah that one
@north palm aaj hug ke kheliyo
aloofologist is AFK: Aapne jis vyakti ko tag kiya hai wo abhi network coverage chhetra ke bahar hain
- 7 hours ago

With amd ryzen 8000 smthing series and 4050 graphic card
true
Best combo near 80k-90k
Kal bech match gya tha kya
Koini mujhe bhejdo
Accha
ok . Aur ye thoda heavy programming ya fir coding vagera ke liye konsa accha hai 
Kj beta
han maderchod 3 round baad bolta ki bohot jorr ki tatti aari
😆.
🤣
Main teri ma
Coding krni h toh mac is good...I think m2 ya m3 chip waale 70-80k me aajate h
Graphic designed ya fir programs like cad etc use krne h toh buy one which has dedicated graphic cards like of asus,lenovo or hp
Rhyme
@north palm chat me hi ni bolla toh raat ko bad touch krduga subh nightfall hojayega
aloofologist is AFK: Aapne jis vyakti ko tag kiya hai wo abhi network coverage chhetra ke bahar hain
- 7 hours ago
Good graphic card laptop comes around 80-90k

With 4050
Main pure 19 saal ki hun
20-20 biscuit
Bc 20 hone waali hun ew
accha mtlb meko naya kharidna padega
fk paapa ko kese manau
haha
Are yaar 20-20 biscuit ki yaad agyi
Kj beta
Marks laakr ...abhi kaunsi class me ho?
बीच
Thanks for the appreciation
Yeh Jhanvi Kapoor ke itne bade kyun hai yaar uske kaaran mereko ghatiya se ghatiya movies mein apne maa baap ke kamaye huye paise barbaad karne padte hain 😭😭

12
I'll try 
Huh
There are 2 big reasons to watch madame web
incel moment
Hi
Bhai tf is this chat
Jee ya neet?
What in the incel is this
Neet 
Cool
Jeet
Movie mt dekh insta dekh liya krr
Arey मaधरचोदो 🗣️🗣️
Shut up you pajeet
Housemaid bhhi
school just ended
Sub so goated
Used to follow that
कुमार सानू की आवाज में
🤡...neet waale coding krne chale h...physics hoti nhi h inse coding krnenge

Didn't saw that
Jee ke 2 attempt me haaga hai tu
😂😂😂
Doosre server mein dekha thha wahi se copy kar liya
Anyone but you dekh
Same
Usme bhi physics me highest ever 
MATLAB is easy
So?
You can't read or what
Illiterate much?
Haggo toh style me

Coding to ai bhi kar leta hai 2 min me , surgery ke liye to insaan hi chaiye
Sir aata sab hai job nhi hoggi
True
Please teach me
Ye sab nhi dekhta me
Horology pdho
Job kaun krta h..chii
kuki tu abhi bhi idhr hi pada
Aaj ke time me itni cheezein h krne ko
Fir bhi log job krne ka sochte h
Raat ko no pdhai morning onli
i am also neet aspirant
Lode padhle
Ai/ml ke liye kya kya Krna padta 
Har viva mein yahi hota hai jab galat answer ekdum confidence mein bolta hoon
chori kro, thela lagao yeh bhi employment me hi hai
hogya bhai
Bhai I just want to
Create some crazy stuff
Not basic websites or apps
Like finance × coding would go crazy
to soja
Confidence down nhi rkhna h..simple strategy
Coool
Okie Okie 
Fr...drugs becho bc
Onlyfans kholo
I wanna do diagnostic integration btw 
Basically question hota hai name any one neighbour of India aur mai confidence mein Russia bol deta hoon
gender change krwao, onlyfans pe paisa kamao 3 saal, invest at good place... back to normal settings

Every viva
Napaaaaa valeyyyyyy
Medical diagnostics through ai technology 
kisi ne iss saal 12th diya hai kya ??
I'll start ASAP
Currently stuck with some shit
I'll start really really soon
Sab sadi suda hai idhr
bihar ni bolta yeh dekh kar acha laga

I mean technically china is a communist type state and communism is of russian origin so technically..we have russia as neighbor

👍
U also engg ?
Cool af
Haha no
Finance bro
Fr
dataset kaha se liya
Aur examiner mereko laat maar ke Russia hi land karwayega
shittyy 
I'm looking for a man in finance
Badiya h fir toh
Trust fund
Wao
u gotta be mai friend then , ig you'll be a good help 
Napaaa valeeyyyyy
Russia me mauz kaato
6'5
Stock market expert?
Blue eyes
Ohhh
kya reeyyy

Yaar gemini,chatgpt se baatein krne me kaun shit ho skta h

Bwahhahah
Aura ♾️
Ye toh overkill h
Napaaa valeeyyyy
goalkeeper chaiye kya?
Nope
acha acha
Maine bone fracture detector banaya tha 3rd sem me
ok
What u a padhai likha boi 
iske liye to iot ni lagte kya??
Kya kaam aata hai tum logo ko

Noi
@dusk night aapko toh mbbs krni h na?...then why doing coding?
@outer gale aaj bhi hora kya valo?
Like how relevant is chem and physics in CSE
batungaa
Hug ke aana ap bhi
first year me 2 subjects hote
lode
Not sensor wala, like already xray nikala hua image upload , and it will show if any discrepancies are there or not
Muze hi chul machi hai to experiment ai+medicine

cse me kya kaam apne
What do you study

acha acha aesa
btech hi mai kr raha
Chemistry could be used in making hardware
Main bhi in 
Ai doctor
5 stack ho rakha
😂
wtf
Basic sa tha
log ai ko bass chatgpt kyu samajh lete

Tabhi acchi foreign uni me dakhila milega 
Say I want to learn CSE level coding (delusional ik) what 11-12th stuff is required apart from maths
Gilli gaand ke gandmare gaandu
why u any pblm diraj
Your aim isn't AIIMS?
What do you study matlab 2 subject ke naam kya hai
sentence padhke as a cse grad thoda uncomfy feel hua
Nothing 
Along wid it I gotta do it on side 
Ok got it
I feel organic chemistry is the most useless part
Yes ik 
It's like a complete new stuff
In the engineering field
Only some maths, which you will probably learn again while learning the coding part
I've been studying calculus
arre first year me rehte subjects aese engineering chemistry, engineering physics, basic mechanical engineering , basic civil engineering, 2nd year se core subjects shuru hote DSA, oops vaghera
Sudden ignition of interest in math
Cool man...having interests is great
Reasoning bhi kar rhi hun
data scientist me lagtiiii jo maths aaaye haayeeee
Uhuh
Yusss
Ohhhh
Damn
Try doing calculus...it's THE best part of the whole of mathematics
Mai ml padh rha abhi , Acha khasa math lag rha
wahi, yeh principle, yeh theorem
I know
Calculus is hot
calculus to achi thi meri 12th me bhi
Imagine being able to solve complex calculus questions 🫦
Only from far away , once you touch it , it will burn you slowly
Naah man I'm liking it
khudke bhosde khulte hue ache lagte mereko to
And then physics is some god tier stuff
Good hai fir to
Yeahhh that's the spirit
Mereko kuch bhi interest aare aaj kal pata ni maa baap krne bhi denge ya nahi 
🥵
Tu dentist ban ja 
Engineering to abb main karungi lala
Eww noi
Wait and watch
connections build kro


Keep your interest and curiosity at the top of priority list imo..because only lucky ones get those and only more lucky ones get to keep them for longer period of time
Engineering ne mere sath kr diya hai
Kaunsi?...printing??
Bhot scope hai 
Everyone in my batch are getting internship through referrals and connections , here i am getting shy and nervous in asking for favors 
Bhai don't be
Go all out
All in
Hota hai ig
That's what I think
I'll fight . I can't and won't be able to give up on that tbh
I die if I do dat
Bata what internship you need
Haan Haan...wo toh pta h

Paisa bhot hai
mereko 45 days ka koi internship ka certificate banake dedo
mai khud sikh lunga ghar pe bethke kaam
I've started attending some shitty af get togethers for networking
Talking to oldies
ew
Ml Dl developer anything rn
But ok
Paisa toh koi bhi kaam krke kama skta h aadmi...naam bnao
@coral walrus aap kr skte help 🙏🙏🙏
?
At least I know MDs and chairmans of established companies
Real networking toh transformers krte h
kuch vi mtlb kaise vi , aapka koi startup ya friends me
Teri company me internship milegi kya ?
Give 5 mark answer why you deserve a paid internship
By MD we didn't meant meme directors of meme pages 
meri company hi kaha hai
Babu you don't know and it's fine

bhai paid internship to billi ko ni milri sala iit se hai
Agli internship HCL mein 💪

If I am working for you, and your firm is earning profit or any other benefits from my work, I deserve payment for that.
Chemical branch
Commerce waale aajkl bht tej Hore h
Dem
Jo tu startup kholne wala hai agle saal

Mujhe convince kr
mera to ni chalta dimaag bhai startups me
Jaha bhi jao ye cs engineer bkl hamesha rote rehte h
Mene pucha tha tab nahi bolra tha , ki iit se nhi 
mereko to unpaid hi rakhle
maje lera
i agree
ek referral fek ke marnaa
Ahahaha
45 din ka banake dedo certificate 😭😭🙏🙏
Are nhi wo mere school ka ek senior tha 24'. Grad isliye puchi thi use
Link?
What do you exactly do ?
HCl ko Na mein milaate ho?
achaa

@dusk night your neet prep good?
Na is for sodium right
Yus 
Geogusser ka mann hai lekin ppl ni hai bring ppl
Idk 
Acha beta

NA ko jalao to uska rang yellowish aata
Layers of cell wall bta
Me kya mass recruiter hu?
....chal bulata
ji, sikh mai khud lunga unn 45 days me but certificate dedo clg me dikhana

kiske
Plant cell
I think aapne apne marzi se pcb nhi liya tha?
Bwahaha
me all day
3 hote h?
Haan
meri internship ke baad sabko referral milega
done hai
ek dam ganda joke
Lipid bilayer wid glycolipds and glycoproteins and cholesterol embedded +peripheral and integral protein
and channel protein
ye ma ke lode
sabki internship srizzty krwayegi
Okay, so by paying a stipend, you can ensure I will provide my work with full focus and productivity. Otherwise, I may get exhausted by the fact that I am working for free. By paying, you can confirm that I will meet all deadlines and requirements on time, or else you will cut the pay.
😂 google bhi glt kiya
I'll laugh meri marzi 
90% ai
hahaha fanny
Ek outer , ek liquid based aur ek roots based?
-2/10
Primary
Secondary
Middle lamella
Firse likh ke laao
bully krhi
has has jor se has
Meko laga jyada detail batani thi 
I'm a bully
rec krke bhejo sabko
HA HA HA
Ye to baccha bhi bolde
I like to bully

Algae ki bta de
neet wale pehli baar question answer krhe ek dusre ko
My juniors are scared of me 😆
acha lagra dekh kr
Good habit , how to develop? 
Bully
Abe khud se likha mc 
90% ai hai
I like power

Aise kaise internship milegi
Nahi 
Cellulose galactans mannas and minerals lika caco3
Just a month more
Nice nice
Uske baad sabko internship
Padhi hu 
Nahi hai
Workdone/time??...ohhh...you mean you like @coral walrus ??

Protoplast kya hai
Internship kr rha hu , slavery thodi 
That's my beta
Oh me too 
Bnde ni aye oye
@dusk night @vast magnet wanna play?

Konsi
Communication
-5/10
@topaz drift wanna play?


Dekh yaha pkdi gyi
No lala
What ?
Geoguesser
Chal theek hai
Ye nahi padhaya 

Karte hai prabandh
Wait
Abe plant cell chi

Waitinh
Cytosol kya hai
In line
Type of protein?
Kaha khel rhe ?
kaha kr rahi tu?
Liquid matrix of cytoplasm
Ghar pe
Hey Claude print hello world
Cellular matrix except organelles

@dusty thunder valo me kisi ko phek de , mujhe bula le 
Cytoplasm kya tha ab
Aww
9vi kaksha
Fir to nahi aa sakta itni raat ko
Cell ka liquid part
Subh aajana

Chipchip
@dawn panther kaunse vc betha h?
Wahi boli anpadh in structured format
Cell toh pura hi liquid based hota h?

Wtf noi 

Kya pata
Usme organs hatta nucleus hta jo bacha wo jese apne me blood
Wese
S4
Itna hi yaad h ki mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
@topaz drift

Lode
Cells ke organs bhi hote h?
tera baap
Who
Someone
Itne din baad
tu
@silver heath hellow
Uhmmm
mast ekdum
Hiee
Tera baap
Enough
Yess
Aajkl kya Kar rha h?
Lele jisko bhi chaiye, i discord peeps on my instagram
Kesa chl rha h?
vhi jo employed log krte hai kaam
Yaya dm me your id
Bio toh pura ratte maarne me hi nikli thi 9th aur 10th ki
Tera baap bsdk
A 🍌
Kitne ke momos bech leta h?
tera khaandaan bsdka
baaki sabko 50 ke teri ammi ko 20 ke
ssup cutie
Bs baitha bhai tum sunao
maibhi aaj free baitha hu toh socha idhar ghumlu
Tera par Dada bsdk
Same
Teri mummy ko yoh me free me deta hu
shut up bitch
mere ghar ke log momos nhi khaate
lota bunty
Recruiting ppl to play geoguesser
benstokes vai ko meraa prnaaam
🙏
i'm in
Sybau

Me toh spring roll khilata hu
bolega kaun
hein
Duo ka lga du
han ab tere gharvaale vhi psnd krte hai toh vhi khilayega na
mai toh apne gharvaalo ko ghar ka khaana khilata hu
Ghr ka bnaya hua hi h

Me daba du 
lets end this with
"laude"
Baketi naa karein aur kuch upaye bataye
Abhi I'm not
I've shit loads of academics to deal with
Summer internship will probably do in some good company
Akellaaaaaa
My dearest
goli khai simpul
garmi chhadhi ho toh cold shower
gas ho toh pan D
stress ho to petril
neend puri na huyi ho toh neend le
Friend
Kya mast match tha aj yar rajasthan aur gujrat ka maja agya dekhke 🥰
Akela is back y'all
Claude
srizzzttyyyyyy my cutie patootie
bas vhi kaam dhaam me busy tu suna
Are you a doctor
Surya aur razna ko bhi bulale...codenames khelte
yes I am
tu bula
Similar
Rest is nice 💗💗
tu toh cllg me thi na?
ya internship ya kuch shuru hogya?
@worthy ingot aaja budhau

College mein hi hun
bahar aaja kab tak rhegi cllg me
Abhi dealing with some crazy academics work 
Surya tag nhi hota h @shy garnet
us
meeting ke naam pe uttrakhand ke jungle legye the dalle
I'm confident my attendance is less than 20
sachme gaand maarli


But pahaad is a nice place
enel is such a badasss
tujhe nikaalte nhi?
Arre yaar
god enel
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