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Well i bet you haven't ever heard any of them
Tere pyaar mein sara alam
Js enjoy whatt you like ...
Aage ko kon bolega
patol babu film star by Satyajeet ray ๐
Watch what you think is cool
Kasa ho bhai yaar๐น๐น๐, ko๐
Gfy
Thik hai ๐ญ๐ญ
sand

Aa gaya gaandu ๐๐
teri gand li thi?
Bhai koi Ahmedabad se ho to pls btana
Apu k fate joote
Pather Panchali
Oksbi
do bailon ki katha
Peak cinema๐
Ki Hoya veere

This guy says whole lota nothing
Yoo
Do balloon ki katha
๐ฆฆ
you and pk fs
Woh toh nhin pata par teri gaand zaroor maari thhi maine
Hi
Nooo
I lostt
dont ping tu bihar se ha mere mu na lg
๐ฆฆ
๐คญ

yes
dont ping tu bihar se ha mere mu na lg
a guy from Pakistan btw
Tark witark me jaan nhi rehti h toh parast hone me bhi dukh nhi hota
irony not an indian
bhai kehna kya chahte ho -
tark witark Krna kyu hai aise logo se
So I literally opened "Indian Dank Memes" discord server and one mf wrote "I kissed my cousin and she was traumatized" ๐ฅ din kharab bc
Dono chutiye hai
we can see that
India and Pakistan
dont ping tu bihar se ha mere mu na lg

Gobhi ugade iski
So I literally opened "Indian Dank Memes" discord server and one mf wrote "I kissed my cousin and she was traumatized" ๐ฅ din kharab bc
India is far better than it
India
- Pakistan
This guy is ass cracked ngl
What are you doing there so
Can't expect these things with Jihadis just leave it
This guy is ass cracked ngl
pakistan from 1900 rember your fathers akbar hamayo indians used to clean their shits
Asking for his cousin's feet pic
I think so too all Gujaratis are
who's jihadi here
As expected
Ass wide open
History padh wo Afghani the Pakistani nahi chutiye

toh dank memes mai kya expect kar rahe the bhai aap - viase din tumne hamara bhi kharab kardiya ๐ญ
Hai kuchh log
band kallo
๐๐๐ฅ
@?


Taking shots on the particular community after not knowing a shit
I don't like india doens't mean i support pakistan
I can clearly see what u mean mf

Instead just read chat
heynas
im dumdum
Okay
Irony indians think they are Lumber 1
๐ซต touching ur wiwi in ur nini
U can burn me alive in train ...
Yes in population
do lumber mai devan teri uchi lambi heel nu
tum lumber mangoge mai lumber deungi nahi
do number teri herni di chaal nu
Agar india ne 2 lumber kar diya to Pakistan beh jayga
hm

dreams from 47
artery writing lamba chauda paragraph
1 lumber baat boldi
๐๐
Kuki to bathroom me 2 lumber karke type karra na ab
My life is a ragebait and I am fallen
jldi pta chalgya aapko

Aake chatle
Tu chaat le apne gu
@dawn panther Hi
๐ฅท๐ฐ
Tu aake chatle
We mene raate kitni saari
Teri yaado me gujari
bra mazaa ata indians ka haal jaan kr
Pahle Taliban se nipat lo
rozana maar rhy un ki ghr ja kr
Hmmm aapka haal bhi dekhlo kabhi
๐๐๐๐๐
Unke lun pr apni gan
Ted ragebait horra hai
Kis bharam me rehte ho
dont ping tu bihar se ha mere mu na lg
nhi tum lg full support from inda likhu
Aapki army badi mast naachti hain kothe se bharti krte ho kyaa army me
_pakistani guy btw
Full support from india*(cant support them)
Hamamra mann kisi ko bhi sapot kare tum bhi karo sapot kisi ko
Hate from india btw
love you kartik
Love to all non religious country
Fuck ur mom bitch
Nxt mnth gwalior coming 
still love you
Bc kyu
Samay ke server pr aatankwadi hamla ๐จ๐จ
Nuke hoga ab
Sex
Kisi ne sex likha hai
Teri maa ke sath colab
bye no 1 country i have some work
Blocked hai aise log
tu bihar se ha mere mu na lg
@wraith hound kya baat h mummy Collab aa rhe h abhi se
tumhare pak discord server ki chat dead hai jo yaha g marari apni
Indian dihh se jyada maza aata hoga

nhi mera dil krta no 1 country k logo se milne ka ameer logo sy milne ka
Tu to yhn communication skillss seekhne aaya th
Tumhari ma ki shadi me zrur bulana ๐ฅฐ
Wo 100% hota hai na
Inka 30% off ho jata bachpan me
Apni behen ki shadi m batana thumbs up
kartik you can say anything
bhai tum sache senti ho ya - ek sucker
interesting ๐ค how do you know this
๐ฅฐ ok tanks
Ewww coke piyega?
Yessir pilaoge??
I saw on Instagram
Lulli cutting machine wala video
bhai koi vc pe aa hi nhi raha - kuchto karu b mai
๐จ๐จ
fanta peelo
Pese do
Sooooooooo. Soooooo soooooooo khatm hogyi
3 sip me 1 glass khtm krdi kartik choosta toh accha hai
Muje pipe se unhe bina pipe se
sooo sooo karle peeta hai
Nanu teri potli ko punjabi le gye
Pk mummy ne shikaya
@wraith hound
Jab tak tu bottle me patthar dalega wo pi jayega straw lgake
ok guy with rich tag
Nanu teri norni ko nor le gye
Baaki Jo bachata kaale w h o r e le gye
Knorr soup
Sirf tag hai 
Damn uska add was so irritating
Ok guy with sunglasses inside a building
Andha hoga
@twin ore gujju vc aayega shaam me??
Aaj khane me kya hai mama
okay guy with mirror selfie pfp in a showroom
Kanoon hai wo toh
Oye lol haha rula dia pagoul
Samne se koi aur capture kr rha hoga
Wo kudrat ka hai
๐ฅนaankhein gili Boht jaldi krleti ho lgta hai Boht jldi vidai hai
phone mai itne pagl ni hote
Kudrat toh karishma hai
Aur karishma kapoor hai
Aur wo knorr k ad me aati
Kaga re
Isiliye Kudrat nhi psnd
Wo to muslims ke liye hai
Bhenchudike
Gil pil gil pil akhen h meri
Vidai se yaad aaya vivah m voh ladki jal jaati h
Prakrati
Fir bhi shadi hojati hai
Wo meri hai
Kaha hai wo
Sayad idk
Looks matter it's mean
Shadi Krli usne kaha gandu pati nhi chahiye time pass kr skti hai
sayad ali
They do
Shayad ali
onkar
Muje to tumare joote ke soul se pyaar th magar
This nagma

Aag se to bach gyi lekin uski hawas se nhi hospital ke bed pe hi 
Sole hota hai wo
Aur mai premchand k fate choote pehnta hu
tere ni hai kya
๐ฅท๐ฐ
Nagma
Yeh naam
Suna suna lgra
@frozen dew tera hai kya
Nigamaโค๏ธ๐ฅน
Misogynist
Ni tooth ferry le gi
nagmaaaa tu jaa yaha see
nagma sa sa sa
๐ฅบ
Joot fairy
ferry wala aaya muh se dant nikal
Ik pyaar ka nagma h
Ik foolo ki bagiya thi
Ch*tfairy
Oyenaiyaarr๐ ๐น๐น
This nagmi bro
nagmi
Abey kuch bhi gadeta hai pagallawda
Oragami sheet
Nagami
nagmi nagmi karti ho vee aakhir nagmi hoyee
This funny guy bro
Light nagami
Le gya
Goodnegging
Agar ye gana nikla to abhi ke abhi muje pk mummy ka dudu pilaega
onaiyaaarr
Oh hijdigand
Ek phool ki bagiya nhi thi lyrics
Chud jaega
Nai maante fir yeh ๐น
ek pyar ka nagmaa hai
mazo ki jdjejej hai
zindagi or kuch bhi nahi
teri meri kahani hai
Jdjejej

Kauye ki kahani
manjaye to insaan na ban jaye
Acche patthe kuck lende
abekya hai ๐ก
Ohh kuck lende
Abey theek h gana toh hena ye

๐
Yhi h
Lyrics didn't matched hence lyrics aren't from the song hence song not same hence kartik mom
bhai ye kya nagma hai ?
Phase
Mai maa bangyi
Of song
nhi
Mere bache ko kiska naam dungi
Congratulodalehsun
gangubai kathyawadi
๐ณ lesbian shax se bacha keshe hoga
Ganga bai khatiya wali
50 crunches 50 squats 50 pushups 50 pull-ups
Rn
Chl
Amazon kya
Crunches mm
Ok I will do it crunches bata
๐จI'M GOING TO TOSS OUT A SCIENTIFIC The human race does NOT need men to reproduce, and I've verified it from my own experience.
I went away to work for 3 years, and when returned, my wife already had a 1-year-old baby.
70k She explained something about parthenogenesis to me and even showod n clip from Dr. House where they explaiฤงistike
Kya hote
Ok ๐
๐จI'M GOING TO TOSS OUT A SCIENTIFIC The human race does NOT need men to reproduce, and I've verified it from my own experience.
I went away to work for 3 years, and when returned, my wife already had a 1-year-old baby.
70k She explained something about parthenogenesis to me and even showod n clip from Dr. House where they explaiฤงistike
dudh mai dalke khate hai
Basic stretches Krna
breakfast mai
Pk mummy ke dood m dalunga to kharab to nhi ho jaega na
tmkc
Ooo
This funny guy man
Mene suna h pk mummy ke doodh ko agar jameen p nikal ke rakhte h to usme keede padh jaate h
Hi
Mitha jyada hogga
Abey tu manta kyu nahi hai
4 baar ignore kardia baar bar reply Dene m laga h sorry
@hearty tapir
@quaint shuttle t
why doesn't NASA go to the sun?
It's impossible to go because it's very hot from the fire
they go at night when it's not turned on
Fuck this bitch hard
This funny guy man
Abey ooo magnetic field produce karni padegi rocket ki joki nhi ho paegi utni efficient kyunki sun ki taraff se kuch crazy se flames aate h
To watch Oppenheimer you need to
understand geopolitics, modern physics,
astronomy, need to have IELTS score minimum
8.5, gpa 3.9+.
And to watch barbie you just need a girl to with. So watching Oppenheimer is much easier.
Abeyy ooo reeler
Reel dekhte rehte h
Bass
do u transcribing memes or reels ?
Kisi ne tag kia muje
ok koi na
๐ฆฆ
๐ฆฆ
Yesss
How to identify a muthhal? In two steps
Step 1 :- Check his weight
Step 2:- If he is below 60kg he is muthhal
kaha gayab ho bhai
vo do ke beech ek aur step dalde check his height above 5'9"
Height mein discount hai
@topaz drift
Fuck
Abe yaha bina c ke fuck nhi likh skte

Mostly ladkiyon ka mass below 60 hota h
Edging krti hongi

Ladkiyan nikaalti nhin hai
GG
Go girl
Ask a girl who is comfortable
Youtube animated video dekho
Explanation paao
Jab koi bata rha hota tab zyada clear hota hai kyuki uss time questions bhhi kar sakte hain
.
Same
Gemini se question kro
Good idea tu kar aur bata mujjhe
@dawn panther btayega..neet kr rha h ye
Damnn crazy bhai
Yo Thanos
Kaha ho rha hail storm?
arre, free thi dopeher ko ๐ญ
wassoop
weare creating technologi to go at night, we'll launch during de nait and reech de son
mumbai mei dhoop hai
currently
@quaint shuttle Tumhara skincare routine bata do ๐
@wraith jetty Puneri Paltan
Leak kar dia tha maine khud ka
Sh
Ubh
No no
Oily to Combination skin
AM-
Cetaphil gentle glow cleanser
Neude Bodywash
Salicylic Acid Serum
Fixderma moisturizer/Moiz most preferred
Reequil Hyaluronic sunscreen
Laneige lip balm/Vaseline rosy lips for reapplication
Aveeno/Cetaphil body lotion
PM -
Neutrogena cleanser
Niacinamide serum
Cosrx snail mucus/toner
Neude night mask
on days of exfoliation skip all serums and only use glycolic acid followed by protection
dasit
currently

@quaint shuttle hi
serums are both ordinary
Bc I canโt fucking write gaalis
jnl
Chus le
apne bande se baad kar
Oh I got Sundaze 52 ke sunscreen
Blocked him
Thrice
Ever since you blocked me
gand mara phirbhi
what's sundaze
A brand
wow
I havenโt tried it
uva uvb?
ohsori offline thi๐
oats gaali bhi deti hai 
I got cosrx ki sunscreen aswell
Wtf oates ladki hai
But it kinda clogs my pores
@woven swallow
Ion life that

Like
httpgl
๐ ๐
Ness aap bhi ladki hai
gudstuff
cosrx good for toners and serums only
afaik
Ha bhai


Biore ka sunscreen was really good
awwree isok
biore ive heard of
bhookh lagi hai
mere paas to minimalist ka hai 
i got falafel shawarma
cute packaging
Hn aagy
as usual
I had TO ka
to glycolic was very expensive
@proven cave
befoh 6:45
Are we doing โmy skincare collection is better than your skincare collectionโ
Accept the request
Kitna paisa udaya skincare pe
kya lagta hai kon toss jeetne wala hai?
My mom fell yesterday
punjab or csgay?
when did I say mine is better than yours
I wanna talk to you about that
you literally get much expensive stuff than me
I was zoning

RIP
but I am more thorough and particular with what i get
Ap apne sath mera sense of humor bhi leke gye
as compared to yours
Abey oye chakke
ye last meadow kya hai
Ache se reh le
tf happened
Req accept
RIP
i hoard once every 3-4 months, around 3k
You like it, donโt you? Getting your ass pegged by men
@outer gale Look nobody finna extort me
Even when they record me I'ma keep it more G
Hand me a drink fore I get more deep
Nvm I am too old for this
*women
just WhatsApp twigga


nessdoor17
wapas block ho rahi ho aap
why 17
Why
she's forever 17
19
Youโre mean
so are you
that was the inspiration
R3
Any LoL players
Lol
LeagueofLegends
any lmfao players
no
Ok
Nah abhi to
Bta
Noooooooo oatssss not alone
alive
is garmi me pighalte ja rha hu
koi bacha lo
29 degrees me feels like 35 ho rakha hai
Chai pelo
good option
32 degree in Bangalore
24k wtf kidar lagaya
Hi
why why
Kaha thahidje
wow 
Hii
Direct dinner ab
Kya bnega aaj 
chole bharure
Subah bnte ye toh
Hi
Ni bata rha
isiliye raat is better
Hey there
kaam?
Hey chat
Kya kr rha hai
kuch ni bas jeera hu aap caseo qt

haan
Rude
theek hu ji
Hi










I'm outdated






@golden agate
Noice
R u dc
Digital Drawing
I made it by hands
??
R u into dc
Ohh phone picture
Dc??
Keep notes m drawing se
@shy garnet 
DC
Ear thode agee ki trf incline krde aur mast hojuga
Ohh
Batman

Yes
Haan..looongg time
Kya chal raha
Hru?
Ok karta
Matching pfps with lostt
I have interest in DC comics
Chai pi rhi hu
Badhiya wbu
Same
perfect
Thoda bus
Asian babies
Mene jyada kardia lol
Undo


Yes .
like my niece..
Cute ๐ฅฐ
Ab shi h
Sarojini Nagar
1 blocked Bihari
Banned Rajasthani
csk gusse mei lagri

30 ko bhi thi
Razna my fren
This ipl is all paisa league
omg srizzty


aagayi firse
dont maaring me
wassuppp
abe sitty
Sowwy. Die
tujhe to mai
Vellapanti maxxing
Uuuff
subah se
Tru
Extempore kaisa gaya
yahi dekhra
wah
Koi nhi abhi baaki time bhi dekhle
paani srizzty sab purane log agaye

Chup hoja
kaisa chal raha colj

eid mei toh wish kiya nahi..eidi gayi ab
Fuck off dyno
@dawn panther kya hua
Happy late Eid
Ok hu
Wait
chalta hai..your loss 
razna bbg meri eidi 
shukriya
Accha laga sun ke aur bacche ?
too late saggy
Loss to bc har side se hora
aur kaha hora? stock market mei daal diye kya paisa
Hi
Id du ?
In general
Pesa kese aayega fir
I'm losing my brain
Cash
Transaction I'd
koi fest wagerah nai chalre kya
@dawn panther itna gira hua smjh li hai kya

@dawn panther aaj tak mene kisi ladki ko na I'd diya hai na manga hai
ruturaj maarne lag jaye toh maza aajaye
@dawn panther mere harkate keshi bhi hai i respect girls
sirzzty ka para aara
itna late realise?
Shut up
wasnt that happening when u were 3-4?
are are
@dawn panther ye sune se pahale mujhe utha lena chahiye tha bagwaan
log acche nai kya colj ke
It's not them
It's me and my bs situation
I was thinking about it
Like
kya situation




@dawn panther ab spelling mistake mat nikal dena
I know my college crowd is terrible but itna Kitna kharab hai that I'm not able to find a single proper friend
pichle saal toh time hi nai tha itna mast magan thi colj mei
Bs itni si baat
That's a story for some other day
achaa
Purane dost toh hai na
I was trying to
Didn't really happen
Except for 1 friend or kisise Baat karne ka Mann nahi karta ๐๐
Maybe
woh toh hona hi hai
Toh bs todhe time uske liye aakele reh le
time doesnt ask before passing
I'll pass away before time
@vast magnet me bhi reh raha hu akele
Arre yaar
Me bhi apni purani city ko chod ke aaya hu
@boreal gazelle hi
My dream
I want to leave this city
Udhar aur idhar dono alag personality hai meri
I don't mind living alone
Hi bro
dilli rehne layak toh nai
Kesa hai @viscid ivy
itna bada colj hai
Thik hoon
Just don't want my environment to fk my brain

Mujhse jada nahi me toh apne jaan jese dost ko chod ke aaya hu boy's ki friendship samajhti hogi tum
Dilli m toh crazy baarish hori
Shijji humesha frustrated hi rehti h

UNICEF
I push them away
Bhai kya tu aliens me believe karta hai
acha
Unloved kids making father mother online
kuch scene hua hai lagra
Obviously itni badi duniya kahi kuchh na kuchh toh hoga hi
I'm pushing people away over the most minor inconvenience
Grandfather grandmother tooo
Apna dekhne ka style change kar
Fir kama aur vapis chale ja
kuch hoga, kahi aur ka gussa kahi aur
Love rain
Hate rain
Aur bhagwan ko
Sahi baat hai
I've been crashing out a lot lately
I need a trusted adult to talk to
acha
This sv is not the best place
badi behen hai na teri toh
But Idk where tf do I talk
Nhin mai Atheist hoon (Kucch messages maine sarcasm mein likhe thhe please don't mind)
The equation is different


Toh gaye ke beef ko khana kyu galt lagat hai
cousin hongy koi?? close
Tu khaata hai?
Arey yaar ho gayi mistake
I do have
But I don't feel like talking to them
Mast argument h
Situation is kinda a too shitty
I'll have to take some big step
That's the only way to fix it
Kood ja
For the most part
Hi @vast magnet wassup
I know what to do
Badi step
But I'm not in a mental space to do so
Hello

try once maybe
thoda clarity ajayegi
Yeh move on karne ka koi short trick bata yaar
just ki ye ye hua hai, ye ye karungi
Me veg hu
Razna se yaad aaya
Toh bass mereko nhin pasand meri choice
@robust plaza ssup
gaikwad balls waste kiya ab out
I talked to a senior though
Talking is an understatement
I broke down
chi
ohh
fir
Damn nice question
Start with no contact
Do better things
I did get some clarity but uss clarity ka kya karun
That still won't fix the actual issue
what will fix the actual issue
then
Nice question
Money
I don't feel competent enough to earn
I keep undermining myself all the time
Bhai not the one time monetary help
I need a recurring income
You know what's funny
Bro ๐ baat toh sahi hai tujhe nahi psnd
not necessary ki har feeling fact ho
kya
acha waisa..woh toh karna hi hai na ..in future-job
Evening
I want to move on from rejection it happened in the morning but now it feels like I want to cut my hand
I do know I'm still doing better than a lot of my peers but everytime there's a convo about internships freelance blah blah
I just think why would anyone pick me I'm not qualified enough
Nass kaatne ka to mera bhi mann hai
Aap saath mein karte hai ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
you are overthinking..internship is free labor for cos
I'm just an animal looking for a home, and
Yessss
@bright trail ek fact janta hai
And ah-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ah-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
aur fresher ko training dete hai pehle..seedha thodi bolengy ki tally pe entry karo saari
My goals and current needs aren't same
I need a recurring income now
For my mental peace so that I can focus on my actual career
Gonna hang on the fan
ghar walo ka support kyu nai lena
And the fan broke down
hai
I just feel like I'm not qualified for shit
So company reject kare isse pehle main Khud ko reject kar deti hun
I fall and hit the ground
My head goes bang
Just like children sleepin'
We could dream this night away
Aarush bhai kaha gyb ho gaye
But there's a full moon risin'
Let's go dancin' in the light
Bhai I don't understand the nass kaatne ka concept
Like that doesn't make anything better
Neither it's good for you nor she's gonna come back if you do so
i hope you see ki kitna irrational hai ye..itna negative self-view kyu hai
We know where the music's playin'
Let's go out and feel the night
"When you know too much, you're always rude"
Kya baat kar raha hai @viscid ivy bhai sorry

Lekin me bs Indian ma mindset bata raha tha
Behen Boeing waale aaye thhe mere Resume dekh ke hi mereko reject kar diya aur highest salary 10LPA ki gyi hamare college se it's like I am wasting my parents' money just a burden to this planet
Idk what you were talking
But ye Indian mindset se bahar niklo
Normal talk
Tabhi unbiased rah paoge
I see
Abey aai ni tu

Fucking indian families

Babla vibes
Because I don't know
I don't know what's going on
Yus









