general-chat

[outer gale]

घर जाके सत्ती बाबू

[vast magnet]

Acha, I fear I'll add whatever that coarse powder is and rather than foo foo I'll inhale the powder and start coughing

[golden agate]

सूती

[outer gale]

Tf bruh

[vast magnet]

E la paisa la
Nikla

[vast magnet]

I'm noob like that

[golden agate]

Acha dihh shape ka weed smoker dekha h

[vast magnet]

Never smoked

[golden agate]

Mujhe wo lena h

For personal collection

[vast magnet]

No daru

No sutta

[golden agate]

You live in Delhi

[vast magnet]

Will never try sutta

[outer gale]

[golden agate]

[outer gale]

Pr jo nhi Peeta mat hi peena

Sutta is very addictive

[vast magnet]

Daaru will do

[golden agate]

You're already inhaling

[outer gale]

Mera dost mrr raha h chodne ke liye but can't

[vast magnet]

I know
I would make a good chainsmoker

[golden agate]

Sab nahi chod paate

[outer gale]

Acha h ye sab nhi krta mai too

[wary crag]

beer se start mt kariyo

[vast magnet]

Hail Rekha gupta

[outer gale]

What is the behaviour gurl

[golden agate]

Ek ladki apne vag se smoke karti thi

[golden agate]

Avg delhi aunty

[vast magnet]

Please enlighten me on daaru as well
What's the diff b/w tequila, vodka, beer, gin, and other related terms

[golden agate]

Srizzy ka breakup ho gaya h tabhi aisa ho raha h

[outer gale]

Aaj kal too vape bhi trend me h

[vast magnet]

I wish

[proven cave]

[golden agate]

India me bann h vape

[outer gale]

Pani jaise log peete h

[golden agate]

🧢

[golden agate]

Amiri k 14 log

[proven cave]

Never in my life

[wary crag]

origins, alcohol content, distillation process alag alag hota hai

[vast magnet]

Totally forgot
What's difference between vape and sutta
Like I know ek inhaler type tool hota vape ka

[outer gale]

[outer gale]

Jhuti

[proven cave]

Delhi se nhi hoon m..

[outer gale]

Mitthe kotha

[golden agate]

[proven cave]

mat maan

[outer gale]

It's more like electric tool

[golden agate]

You're bhangali

[outer gale]

Charge kro fukte raho but ek time baad wo bhi khtm ho jati h

[golden agate]

What else proov do you need

[vast magnet]

I swear a breakup would make a good distraction from shit that's happening rn

Time to find a boyfie

[golden agate]

Rejection

Kisi ne reject kar diya

Someone named P

[outer gale]

Breakup too must needed h life me aage badhne ke liye

[vast magnet]

Damn
Where to start in the daaru game

[golden agate]

Mereko nhi chhaiye ye breakup ka lafda

[vast magnet]

Damnn

[golden agate]

Bina relationship k I hate it

[proven cave]

Mein to itni aage badh gyi🤣

[outer gale]

Delhi me hauz khas socials gya tha maza aya

[outer gale]

10 breakups hmm

[vast magnet]

Lala Hume koi reject nhi kar sakta
Hum kisi ko propose nhi karte

[golden agate]

Delhi me to sabke 3-4 bf ya gf hote h

[proven cave]

[outer gale]

Tru

[golden agate]

Skill issue

[vast magnet]

I've heard of this place too many times

[outer gale]

Google it

[proven cave]

1 hi hai bs.

[golden agate]

Haan open bhi hota h

[vast magnet]

Maybe ig

[outer gale]

Wahi na long distance me 4 khush rhte h

[golden agate]

Sarthak side chick h kya??

[outer gale]

Skill issue

[golden agate]

Acha

[proven cave]

Aj kal open marriage ho rha

[wary crag]

social to ab mai 3-4 cities me jaa chuka

[golden agate]

4 physical bhi

[proven cave]

Whuts that

[vast magnet]

No skill issue

I'm the issue

[golden agate]

Skill issue

[wary crag]

breezer, cocktail type hai

[proven cave]

[golden agate]

Open marriage is not new

[vast magnet]

OK suree
Kaafi experience hai aapko
Will reach out when I'll try

[wary crag]

milte hai kabhi CP

[golden agate]

Sarthak part time bartender h

[vast magnet]

You live in Delhi!?!?

[golden agate]

Clubs me

[vast magnet]

Aaj cp jaana tha

Nhi gayi

💔.

[golden agate]

Wahi se side cheeks pick karta h

[outer gale]

Mai too aisa insaan hu abhi oats kha rha hu

Healthy guy ❤️

[proven cave]

Ew

[wary crag]

I'm from Delhi but abhi blr mein rehta hu

[golden agate]

I eat pakodas and drink pepsi

[proven cave]

Protein powder roti khao

[outer gale]

Wot eww it's good onli

[vast magnet]

Oh damn

[golden agate]

We are not the same

[outer gale]

435 kcal 35g protein

[golden agate]

Blr= balero

[proven cave]

Bekar hai slimy sa. 🤢

[golden agate]

Ballero me kyu rehte ho

[vast magnet]

I'm on No sugar
Tough as fk

[golden agate]

Ghar me raho

[vast magnet]

But ok

[outer gale]

Tujhe banane nhi aata

[golden agate]

Chii 0 sugar coke wale

Diet coke

[proven cave]

Huh aisa nahi hai

[vast magnet]

No I don't take any form of sugar

[outer gale]

Aisa hi h

[proven cave]

Sugar nhi lena bht badi baat hai

[outer gale]

Good

[proven cave]

[vast magnet]

Not even coke zero diet coke type stuff

[golden agate]

Love sugar

[proven cave]

me toh din m 4 mithai

[outer gale]

Me also no sugar but oats khata hu

[proven cave]

Mooosli

[vast magnet]

Any type of sugar in concentration isn't good
That is what spikes and crashes

[golden agate]

Mera bachpan ka naam tha

[vast magnet]

Secondly, sugar isn't good in general

[proven cave]

Kya? Diet coke ?

[golden agate]

Chinta (ant) pandey

[vast magnet]

Directly enters the blood stream

[golden agate]

Me bahut sweet khata tha

[proven cave]

[vast magnet]

Huh what

[golden agate]

Chura chura ke

[proven cave]

Oh

[golden agate]

??

[proven cave]

Cheeta pandey

Cheeto

[golden agate]

Not cheetah

[vast magnet]

I was also a crazy dessert freak but

[proven cave]

Cheetin

[golden agate]

Ant wala chinta

[vast magnet]

Now I've left for the most part

[golden agate]

Male ant

[vast magnet]

Except celebrations

[proven cave]

Ok

Antesh

[golden agate]

Yes

But Pandey is not my surname

Jai Bheem 💙

[wary crag]

pranav

pandey

[golden agate]

Poonam Pandey

[vast magnet]

Because that looks really conceited of me

[golden agate]

My real surname is kinda bengali

[proven cave]

She died na?

[proven cave]

What????

[golden agate]

Who

Nah nah

[proven cave]

[golden agate]

Me nahi bataunga

[proven cave]

Hein

[proven cave]

k kool

[golden agate]

Ok ok batata hu

Md Fakhruddin Habibullah Ahmed

[proven cave]

[golden agate]

[proven cave]

Ha ha ha

[golden agate]

Aapko kya laga

[viscid ivy]

Hi @proven cave Bangalore aa jaao paani ki bahut kami hai yaha

[boreal gazelle]

Mdh masala?

[golden agate]

Me reveal kar dunga

[proven cave]

Kuch nhi lga

[golden agate]

Chup

[viscid ivy]

@boreal gazelle 👋 👋 👋

[proven cave]

i dont think much

[boreal gazelle]

[vast magnet]

Mdh masala is the new name for ted

[golden agate]

Achha

[vast magnet]

Imma call him mdh fro now

[golden agate]

Abe shemdi chup kar

[viscid ivy]

Kisne??

[vast magnet]

Nope

[boreal gazelle]

Ye kya baat hui

[vast magnet]

Huh

[golden agate]

Tu ab jyda frank ho gayi hai

[proven cave]

[vast magnet]

Bestudi

Mdh bestudi

[lusty mantle]

Good morning

[golden agate]

Ghante kah bestudi

[proven cave]

Mdh kashmiri lal mirch

[viscid ivy]

Hi

[proven cave]

Poder

[lusty mantle]

Goo morning

[golden agate]

Abhi kal aise bestudi ko remove Kiya insta aur dc se

[boreal gazelle]

Chate tha kya hi tha

[vast magnet]

My insta is dead

[golden agate]

Pawani sa

[proven cave]

Sem

[slim mesa]

Good morning Shayla

[vast magnet]

And DC is on the same lines

[lusty mantle]

goo morning pani

[golden agate]

My insta is always up

[brittle mesa]

[golden agate]

So many baddies

[vast magnet]

Na kisi ki story dekhne ka Mann karta

[golden agate]

And anti religious stuff

[viscid ivy]

Bhosdike zyada overthinking mat kar Pakistaniyon se lafde kar ke aaya hoon mai waise hi dimaag kharab hai

[vast magnet]

Na reels

[slim mesa]

Sriszz

[brittle mesa]

Hi

[golden agate]

And movies

[proven cave]

Gumoaning shyyy

[lusty mantle]

Kesa rha din apca

[golden agate]

Hello vansh

[vast magnet]

Hello vansh

[boreal gazelle]

Oo unke sath chicken biryani kha ya kar

[slim mesa]

Abhi toh chlra aap btao

[lusty mantle]

mwahah

[brittle mesa]

Is it ted?

[brittle mesa]

Sup

[lusty mantle]

just had breakfast

[golden agate]

yes it is I indeed TED

[viscid ivy]

Unki naslo mein zeher bhara hai beef khila denge lode saale

[brittle mesa]

Sup mate

[vast magnet]

Damn do I know you?

[lusty mantle]

Aarush ki umar Kitni hai

[golden agate]

Nothing good, hbu

[viscid ivy]

Kitne ka lagta hoon??

[brittle mesa]

Maybe u do , i was quite active here last yr

[lusty mantle]

21

[vast magnet]

3.14

[boreal gazelle]

India bhi ka bhi naam aata hai beef produced karne me

[vast magnet]

I probably do

[brittle mesa]

Working

[woven swallow]

dhattmkc

[golden agate]

Your new industry??

[vast magnet]

Yes we do

[brittle mesa]

Ya

[woven swallow]

when

[vast magnet]

Hi cutu

[boreal gazelle]

Hello

[rancid fractal]

@proven cave yh kya dekhre

[golden agate]

MKC ye raven aa gaya bsdk ka

[brittle mesa]

Na , the war situation has made it quite hectic

[woven swallow]

hi cutu

[lusty mantle]

but what if the big dream is bih dih

[vast magnet]

Kaise ho
What's up

[golden agate]

Ohh damn, I wish you luck 🤞

[woven swallow]

ted tera baap chud jaye beech bazar mai pachas hijdo se

[viscid ivy]

Khilane aur export karne mein farak hota hai jo khaa rha hai unse problem nhin hai jo zabardasti khila rha hai aur jo apne aap ko proudly beef eater bolta hai ussi se problem hai

[viscid ivy]

7 Crore

[vast magnet]

Raeji 😭

[brittle mesa]

I need u to stop the war

[golden agate]

Madh arched raw bhadwe

[cinder steppe]

Shaylaaaa

[golden agate]

Naam matt le

[cinder steppe]

@lusty mantle

[woven swallow]

its js a dream for people like me 😢

[boreal gazelle]

Kyu lekin bhai iski baat hum dm me karege

[vast magnet]

Ye simp admin

[lusty mantle]

Weird kid

[viscid ivy]

@cinder steppe

[woven swallow]

htt kutte ted

[cinder steppe]

Wassup aarush dude

[lusty mantle]

Hello tabla

[brittle mesa]

[golden agate]

If i could stop the war I'll explode the whole earth first

[cinder steppe]

kaisi ho blabla 2nd copy

[vast magnet]

Dhalwa ka halwa

[woven swallow]

bsss jeerau aap kaiseo

[lusty mantle]

eww

[slim mesa]

Kya khaya

[vast magnet]

Almost same

[outer gale]

👍

[boreal gazelle]

Aagar war ko rokna hai to war karo 👏

[viscid ivy]

Sab changa si tussi dasso

[lusty mantle]

French toast watermelon and banana

[vast magnet]

Ye neend kyun aati rehti hai

[golden agate]

Sabse bada war karo

[woven swallow]

same yr

[slim mesa]

Itni healthy diet
Mere toh parontha hota

[lusty mantle]

Hi babygirl

[outer gale]

caffeine

[hearty tapir]

Changa 🧐 subah to kuch boeing wala lafda tha

[viscid ivy]

Samay ke saath saath battery life ki maa chud jaati hai charging is necessary

[boreal gazelle]

Gate se ander mt ane do

[viscid ivy]

Move on kar liya

[outer gale]

hello bbg casio

[boreal gazelle]

Ha wah apaka mindset mst hai

[lusty mantle]

the unhealthy part was when I woke up at 1.30

[hearty tapir]

Sherrr

[vast magnet]

;_;

[outer gale]

tf same

[lusty mantle]

headache

[vast magnet]

I might

[woven swallow]

dyno

dont

[viscid ivy]

Aur bhhi aayegi companies kya pata Lockheed Martin mein job lag jaaye

[woven swallow]

mess

with me

[vast magnet]

Bro what

[outer gale]

meds

[woven swallow]

hi kal ki kya tea thi

[outer gale]

kala kafe

[lusty mantle]

Same time soye same time jaage

[vast magnet]

bro.

[woven swallow]

pranav ne ab kiske dm mai backchodi ki

[outer gale]

kala kaafee

[boreal gazelle]

Aarush bhai veg ho ya non veg

[viscid ivy]

Nothing

[outer gale]

free h ?

[lusty mantle]

Already having 7-8 a day

[vast magnet]

Bwahahaha

[woven swallow]

free h ?

[outer gale]

bruh

[boreal gazelle]

Kaha se ho

[outer gale]

[lusty mantle]

Aapke liye

[glass leaf]

Tf ...

[outer gale]

omg !!

[woven swallow]

[vast magnet]

My peak is adding instant coffee to normal water

[woven swallow]

free h ?

[outer gale]

duo aana

[golden agate]

Yes because I don't want these humans to exist anymore

[viscid ivy]

80% pure non veg Khaane ke liye Sher ka dil nikaal ke khaa loon par beef nhin 😭😭

[outer gale]

yess say

[gloomy pivot]

free h ?

[woven swallow]

rate badhao

[boreal gazelle]

Vah

[woven swallow]

nahi chahiye sori

[glass leaf]

[vast magnet]

He and girl talked in gc
The girl developed a crush on him
Now she left the sv

[gloomy pivot]

kya nai chahiye

[boreal gazelle]

Voh toh khud se hi khatam ho jayega

[outer gale]

same onli packet se direct pani me and then pilo

[woven swallow]

wadafukkkk
whooooo

whooos

dumbihhh

😹😹🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣😹😹

😹😹😹🤣🤣

[golden agate]

I can't wait no more

[woven swallow]

free mai

[vast magnet]

I still do it

[boreal gazelle]

Toh pahle pariwar vale se

[gloomy pivot]

nothing is free in this world avani

[frozen dew]

Fubuki r u beyblade

[golden agate]

Wo to mere se pahle marr jaynge

[slim mesa]

Ye bhi healthy part hi hai trust me

[gloomy pivot]

because i cut with accuracy or smth idk ?

[boreal gazelle]

Tujhe jaldi kar na hai na

[vast magnet]

Nothing is free under capitalism

[wraith hound]

.

[glass leaf]

Hailll hitler

Hail mary *

[outer gale]

Same

[glass leaf]

Typo mf

[gloomy pivot]

stone

[wraith hound]

Katrick

[frozen dew]

Lol character h ek beyblade m fubuki name ka

[lusty mantle]

it isn’t

[frozen dew]

Hi mummy

[wraith hound]

Katrick bateman

[woven swallow]

jab dekho

[glass leaf]

Ryan gasoline

[woven swallow]

😹😹🫵

[wraith hound]

Oye abhi aaya pagol

[woven swallow]

😹😹🫵

[frozen dew]

Kya likh rhi hen mummy

[woven swallow]

😹😹🫵

[frozen dew]

Bateman

[woven swallow]

kabhi bhi aaya ho
par jab dekho😹😹🫵

[gloomy pivot]

okay

[boreal gazelle]

@golden agate bhai chill raha kar jese dekhe ga vesha dikhe ga

[glass leaf]

I feel ashamed

[woven swallow]

@gloomy pivot watch your language

[glass leaf]

I feel molested

[wraith hound]

🤭🤭

[lusty mantle]

[gloomy pivot]

english

[woven swallow]

why did u say free

[glass leaf]

I feel bullied

[golden agate]

Well well

[woven swallow]

watch it

[gloomy pivot]

so what i was saying is

[woven swallow]

chupreh

[gloomy pivot]

arnold schwarzengger

[woven swallow]

fir vai bat

[glass leaf]

Which kind of disease you have ..?? That take 7-8 meds daily

[gloomy pivot]

and this bot warned me

[wraith hound]

N word

[gloomy pivot]

thats his name

[frozen dew]

Naya phone lena ha

[woven swallow]

😨

n word

[golden agate]

Yes I see it very ........

[woven swallow]

bypass

[wraith hound]

Kaha wahi baat tu dekh rhi thi

[frozen dew]

Schrodinger cat

[glass leaf]

Aaj rae mata ka jagrata hai

Singer saggy

[slim mesa]

Hihi what plans aaj ke
Sutti thi Good Friday?

[gloomy pivot]

isme naachne wali kya baat hai

[wraith hound]

Sutti

[woven swallow]

arey haan🙄

[vast magnet]

Pakakaa

[wraith hound]

Aaj bad friday hai

[glass leaf]

Why am I not allowed dance you dictator

Phuckk yu

[wraith hound]

Tabhi wahi baat

[glass leaf]

Benkisuttt

[wraith hound]

Sastri

[gloomy pivot]

capitalism as srishti pointed out

[woven swallow]

kya krrau

[glass leaf]

I am as a person is not capital asset

I am a private body

[golden agate]

Ab to discord se bhi gaya beta

[glass leaf]

You wanna dictate my feeling

[glass leaf]

U mf

[wraith hound]

Exist karrau

[glass leaf]

[golden agate]

[glass leaf]

Ted bullying me

[vast magnet]

How'reeeeee youoooooo

[glass leaf]

Phuckk dc

I am leaving

Deleting

[gloomy pivot]

do you have some fight with english

[golden agate]

Mene kya kiya ab

[wraith hound]

Annoying af tu bta

[gloomy pivot]

or is it my comprehension issues

[golden agate]

I'm deleting toxic people from my life

[vast magnet]

Talking to pk feels like catching up with some school fren

[wraith hound]

Aww 🥺🤭

[vast magnet]

Honestly same

[slim mesa]

Suttiiiiii

[glass leaf]

Phuck grammer

[wraith hound]

Nicee

[glass leaf]

Phuckk u

Phuckkk

Whole world

[vast magnet]

Who's bhatura

[glass leaf]

Phuckk mee

[gloomy pivot]

soja yaar

chutti hai aaj

[vast magnet]

I'm annoyed so I annoy

I think therefore I am

[frozen dew]

Bade bhaiya humko free fire khelnaaa haa

[glass leaf]

I am a independent soul I will decide what I will do

[gloomy pivot]

an

[glass leaf]

Anyways goin for sleep

Ninitem

[gloomy pivot]

thanks

[glass leaf]

Phucck u bitch

[outer gale]

[frozen dew]

Are arpit bhai voh kya h ki

[woven swallow]

exit kab kroge

[wraith hound]

Abe same I don't enjoy it but got no choice

[frozen dew]

Hum gujrati su

[gloomy pivot]

nothing to be proud of

[wraith hound]

Got forbid a man exists

[vast magnet]

Bc

[wraith hound]

@vast magnet No spamming.

[vast magnet]

Fk off

[frozen dew]

Literally no ball knowledge

[golden agate]

Mfs stop pinging me

[vast magnet]

[woven swallow]

offo god ko bichme mat laya kro

[gloomy pivot]

realised too late actually

[glass leaf]

@golden agate @golden agate @golden agate

[glass leaf]

@golden agate @golden agate @golden agate

@golden agate @golden agate @golden agate

@golden agate @golden agate @golden agate

[frozen dew]

It's ok ☺️

[wraith hound]

Allah kaise rahenge?

[glass leaf]

@golden agate @golden agate @golden agate

[golden agate]

Abe laudu to hai kaun

[glass leaf]

Phucck u bitch

[golden agate]

Jnl

Gaan mara bich

[coral pumice]

same question

[golden agate]

Wo bhi French me

[ivory pilot]

yadav ji 🐄

[glass leaf]

Putaa ted

[gloomy pivot]

most sane person here

[golden agate]

Chal hatt newbie

[glass leaf]

[woven swallow]

wo bhi kisi ke god hi hai

[frozen dew]

Arey arpeeeet bhai
Free fire khelna hene
Chalo

[golden agate]

Tu Puta

[topaz drift]

hmm

[glass leaf]

Jaana lawde

Sorry

[brittle mesa]

Fair enough

[woven swallow]

ekto ye

[ivory pilot]

rude

[glass leaf]

[woven swallow]

jaha dikh jata haina

[gloomy pivot]

idk hindi wym?

[golden agate]

Absolutely

[glass leaf]

It means love you

[woven swallow]

gwalior se pit te pit te world tour kra dene ka mann karta hai iska

[golden agate]

Not you dude

[glass leaf]

[topaz drift]

sharam ni aayi tujhe jassi

[slim mesa]

Hi me is Bhatura

[gloomy pivot]

ah great thanks dude

[ivory pilot]

yeah ik mein uske pov se bol raha 🤣

[wraith hound]

Acha khudko laa hi skta hu phir toh

[glass leaf]

No frens here ... ig

[topaz drift]

kitna shanti bhara din hia

[glass leaf]

[golden agate]

haha

[topaz drift]

ni frens here ... ig

[lusty mantle]

too many

[frozen dew]

Haan yar anvi esa hi ha

[viscid ivy]

Suna hai Patna mein F-35 dikha hai???

[lusty mantle]

Yes sutti aaram doin

[woven swallow]

tu faceless nhi hai na tujhe kisine pin kiya na tere das avatar hai so no

[glass leaf]

Ig it's time die

[wraith hound]

But mujhe God complex toh hai na 😅

[topaz drift]

ye ladki log kartik se baat hi kyu krte ho

[woven swallow]

[frozen dew]

Arey arpeeeet bhai tumhe pata hene
Iss baar free fire m free gun skin milri hene

[topaz drift]

[glass leaf]

Sad day

[woven swallow]

bhaaaaaaai

[glass leaf]

Bad Friday

[topaz drift]

freefire

[golden agate]

[topaz drift]

chii

[frozen dew]

Only hater btw

[hearty tapir]

Shu thayo

[topaz drift]

kon khelta wo chutiya game

[wraith hound]

Baddie Friday

[golden agate]

Khelege Free Fire

[woven swallow]

god complex hona or literal god hone mai to difference hai na

[glass leaf]

Sad hu

[topaz drift]

bc gaav ke dehati bacche khelte hai freefire

[woven swallow]

lemme ask?

[frozen dew]

Pehle ghar me mummy se phone cheen doosre mard ke sath gul gulle bana rhi h

[frozen dew]

Wot

[topaz drift]

ye freefire wale youtubers bhi bc gareeb si shakal wale

[glass leaf]

Discriminating a game

[woven swallow]

jo jo kartik ko hate karta hoga wo red heart dega❤

[frozen dew]

Ask

[topaz drift]

bc gawar sale

[glass leaf]

This is endia

[hearty tapir]

Inko lgta hai ye sad rhenge to ladkiya aake inke muh pe paratha ragad degi

[topaz drift]

chup kr prostitute ki aulaad

[frozen dew]

Hahahaha 🤣

😂😂😂🤣😂🤣

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

[woven swallow]

😡😡😡😡

[frozen dew]

😆😂😂😂😂😂😂

[gloomy pivot]

tf you self reacting for

[frozen dew]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[frozen dew]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Self rect

[golden agate]

Let's goo kartik

[topaz drift]

not game , but its players

[frozen dew]

Only red heart

[glass leaf]

I hate ladiezz logg

[woven swallow]

3 log active hai

[frozen dew]

😆😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[woven swallow]

unme se 2 ne tujhe block kiya hua hai

[frozen dew]

Nah men u fell off

😆🤣😂😂😂

[topaz drift]

ye baccha bajne laga fir se

[frozen dew]

Mene unko bhi

😂🤣🤣🤣

[topaz drift]

iski aisi ki taisi

[glass leaf]

Kartik ke aate hi chat ke aesthetic bigad jaate hai

[woven swallow]

ofc

[gloomy pivot]

sometimes we gotta take the L and move on

[topaz drift]

oh hi rae

[vast magnet]

Ok

[golden agate]

🧢

[glass leaf]

Phuckk off bitch

You are blocked

[topaz drift]

ladiz log se hate nahi , nafrat karo

[frozen dew]

Yessir

[glass leaf]

I feeling very low

[vast magnet]

@wary crag @proven cave why y'all scrolling meesho 😭

[slim mesa]

hello bolna hota but ok

[golden agate]

Jnl

[vast magnet]

OK hello

[frozen dew]

Meesho

Maazo

Lagado

[glass leaf]

1 blocked msg

[gloomy pivot]

sad to have a low day

[golden agate]

Apne shaadi ke liye kapde le rahe hai dono

[glass leaf]

Lowday ka good friday

[frozen dew]

Aaj to feminine friday h

[glass leaf]

[hearty tapir]

Don't be sad

Aaja bhandara khilata hu

[woven swallow]

aaj ye 3ghante nakul dhull ki stram dekega

[golden agate]

Gay

[woven swallow]

teri mammy

[vast magnet]

Long time since I had bhandara food
Missing it

[glass leaf]

Nhi khaana

[golden agate]

Me too

[glass leaf]

Simp saala

[frozen dew]

Pehli baat voh stream 1 mahine purani h
Doosri baat mene sirf title dekha th
Teesri baat haters gonna hate
Chauthi baat they hate us cz they a n u s

[hearty tapir]

Not 4 u
Bhandara organised only for @glass leaf

[glass leaf]

[golden agate]

She didn't even tag you

[vast magnet]

Who said I wanted bhandara food from you 😆🙏

[glass leaf]

Kisi aur ko attention mil rhi hain toh gaand jal rhi ab

[hearty tapir]

Wo sirf apne bhaiyo ko tag krte hai

[golden agate]

Bhaisexual log

[glass leaf]

Lawda phass gyaa kaa munh me

[wraith hound]

but mujhe toh god complex hai mai kyu manu diffrence hai

[hearty tapir]

@vast magnet where is ur brother

[woven swallow]

or panchvi baat lond pakad ke jhulja fir

[frozen dew]

Ayush sapra to crazy sa h kuch

[golden agate]

Bhandare me lawda logo to yahi hoga

[vast magnet]

Boujee beefing with whom

[cinder steppe]

Puri neend khul gai subha 4 baje

[vast magnet]

He's busy

[frozen dew]

🚸

[golden agate]

His abbu

[glass leaf]

Boujee is hindu ... doesn't eat beef

[golden agate]

I wanted to try beef

[glass leaf]

Shaam ke 4 dhoobal bhai

[frozen dew]

Beef 🍖

[vast magnet]

Ohk arre yaar

[cinder steppe]

Subha ke

[golden agate]

Beef and parotta

[woven swallow]

tere manne se thodi hota hai

[frozen dew]

🍖🥩🍗

[tough dust]

@wary crag duo shuo

[plucky notch]

Hi @frozen dew

[frozen dew]

Hate from me

Hi

[glass leaf]

Randomsena ko tag Krna padega

[tough dust]

Hello @proven cave

[plucky notch]

hru?

[golden agate]

[woven swallow]

a 28yo guy

[glass leaf]

Rajashthan jaana hai

Waha jaake registaan me ghum jaaunga

[past shuttle]

heheheje

[frozen dew]

Achihun tum kesi ho

[glass leaf]

Phir wahi dafan hojaaunga

[frozen dew]

Who's 28 yo

Wtff

[plucky notch]

kesi?

[frozen dew]

Uncal

Leave

Kardo

[delicate brook]

satte me loss hogya

[frozen dew]

Han tum kesi ho

[woven swallow]

achi baat hai

[vast magnet]

Laptop ka charger

[glass leaf]

Meri life pe satta lga do ...waise bhi lawde lage hi hai

[vast magnet]

Kharab

Not working

[plucky notch]

mein thk tum kesi

[delicate brook]

dusro ke dhukh me khush hone vaale logo ka kbhi bhala nhi hua

[vast magnet]

Need laptop rn

[delicate brook]

send address

[glass leaf]

Kharab toh mera waqt chal rha

[frozen dew]

Sattu becho

[delicate brook]

[glass leaf]

Us

[frozen dew]

Bataya to lode achi hun

[glass leaf]

[frozen dew]

Sorry

Ese majak nhi banate

Kisike

Loss ka

[delicate brook]

aaj kon jeetega

[vast magnet]

Gokuldham society, powder gali

[plucky notch]

hru?

[hearty tapir]

Loss hai लाश nhi

[golden agate]

Ye Titanic ke 14 bc har jagah mil jaate hai

[frozen dew]

Tmkc

[vast magnet]

😔💔.

[golden agate]

MKC inki

[delicate brook]

i think csk jeetegi

[glass leaf]

Yeah bsdiwala har achchi film ko hate krta

[plucky notch]

abusing

[frozen dew]

Ok tanks batane ke liye abse kabhi mat batana

[golden agate]

Ye hui na spirit

[glass leaf]

Which laptop do u have

[delicate brook]

[hearty tapir]

Gayest reply

[delicate brook]

par aaj no satta

[golden agate]

Dil Dil Paxtan
Jaan Jaan Paxtan

[wary crag]

[vast magnet]

Jeetegi to wahi jiska script mein naam hoga

[golden agate]

🇵🇰

[frozen dew]

I m bi actually

[golden agate]

[glass leaf]

Mera lund paxstan

[golden agate]

I'm bai-sexual

[vast magnet]

Dell ka hai
Model yaad nhi

[plucky notch]

what the hell

[delicate brook]

satta khel kar kabhi kisi ka bhala nhi hua

[hearty tapir]

[glass leaf]

Achcha ...

[wraith hound]

abe par mai toh ni manta

[golden agate]

Vastro 3000

[wraith hound]

hexers ni mante lala

[vast magnet]

Screen touch hai ye pata hai

[glass leaf]

Ameer log

[frozen dew]

Yea. Janab pakistan m abhi nhi aaya kya

[vast magnet]

I wish

[plucky notch]

hum jou aisa krta usy pagal smjhte

[glass leaf]

Yaha mere phone ki screen ka touch nhi kaam karra inke laptop me bhi screen touch hai

[frozen dew]

Teri mummy pagal

[glass leaf]

Duniyaa Boht aage badh gyi

[hearty tapir]

Wo khud bhi touch screen hai

[golden agate]

You guys have screen touch phone

[vast magnet]

I need new phone

[glass leaf]

Lekin me piche se duniyaa ki gaand maardunga

[golden agate]

Mera to Nokia 3310 hai

[glass leaf]

Tf

[vast magnet]

Iss baar iPhone lungi 👺💪

[plucky notch]

Pakistan mein gay logo ku goli maar de dte

[glass leaf]

Wdm

[golden agate]

Chhapri phone

[outer gale]

[glass leaf]

Good choice

[vast magnet]

I'll buy the chhapri phone issokay

[woven swallow]

bhala to tera bhi nhi ho rha

[glass leaf]

Chappri for whom you can't afford

[golden agate]

[vast magnet]

Paise kon dega??

[glass leaf]

Go back to your Nokia bitch

[delicate brook]

aaj hoga

[golden agate]

Nokia>>>> iphone

[woven swallow]

acha okay 😢

[wary crag]

kuch mila nhi, amazon pe aa gye

[outer gale]

wth is Calculusting means

[vast magnet]

Saw that as well

[glass leaf]

Gaand me daaldo nokia and vibrate mode on krdena

[wraith hound]

ogay

[vast magnet]

Lusting over calculus

[hearty tapir]

[woven swallow]

bhulna mat apni dost ko

[golden agate]

Apne halakh me daal ke iphone deep throats karlo

[outer gale]

damn calculus

crazy

shit

[glass leaf]

I love apple waise bhi

[woven swallow]

ugay

[glass leaf]

Comeback ki jagah cumback krne wale

[vast magnet]

I've picked it up again

Thoda thoda padh rahi

[wraith hound]

no im lesbian haq se

[outer gale]

kya pyaar h isse

[golden agate]

Comeback ki jagah sex chat karne wale

[vast magnet]

Idk
I've started developing interest in maths

[glass leaf]

4th class students gives better replies

[woven swallow]

nobody gave u that haq

[golden agate]

Pedophile

4th class pe pahuch gaye

[wraith hound]

gotta take whats yours

[vast magnet]

-2/10 lafda

[outer gale]

crazyyy ywarr

[woven swallow]

modiji ni manenge

[golden agate]

Jaa tu apni aunty ka lafda dekha

Wo bhi assembly me

[hearty tapir]

Srizzty ne apni profile wali art ko rate kiya

[glass leaf]

Ladkiyo pe hi nikal apni mardangi

[vast magnet]

Hail Rekha

[glass leaf]

Mard se ladne me gaand chud jaati

[wraith hound]

woh bhi ni mante yaar batao

[golden agate]

Haan teri tarah simp nahi karta me

[vast magnet]

[hearty tapir]

Arey gaali galauj nhi

[prime zinc]

Doston

[glass leaf]

Haan woh toh dekhta hu

[woven swallow]

😹😹😭

[wraith hound]

boston

[woven swallow]

😹😹😭

😭😭😭😹

[glass leaf]

Chupchaap bethe reh nhi toh idhar hi gaand maarlunga bhadwe

[golden agate]

Haan wo dikhta hai dms me jaake kaun tareef karta hai

[glass leaf]

Hmmm

I never dm a bitch mf

They dm me

[frozen dew]

Kya hogya

[woven swallow]

buddhape ka to lihaaz karna chaiye bhaisahab

[glass leaf]

Unlike u

[frozen dew]

Kiska lafda hua

[woven shadow]

Lol

[hearty tapir]

Lekin me puhh ka bandobasht krwa skta hu tere liye

[ivory jolt]

Bich

[golden agate]

Jisko catfish bolta

[frozen dew]

Kon muje kya pata hoga

[golden agate]

Ussi ko

[glass leaf]

Tmkc

Bsdk

[woven swallow]

tmkc
bsdk

[golden agate]

Kya??

[ivory jolt]

Tmkc

Bsdk

[woven swallow]

💯 👌

[golden agate]

Kiski maa ka lan hota hai actually

Aaj bata de

[glass leaf]

Tere baap ko pta hoga

[plucky notch]

Lemon soda

[woven swallow]

teri maka 😹

😹😹😹

[golden agate]

Maa baap yahi karte reh ja

[woven swallow]

😹😹😹😹

[ivory jolt]

Bada

[wraith hound]

haa na yeh bhi koi umar hai jinda rehne ki

[woven swallow]

makanagasake

[glass leaf]

Tujhe dekh ke lgta hain wish your parents were gay

[prime zinc]

Fuckkkkk

[vast magnet]

Pehle lafda hota tha to audience aati thi

[prime zinc]

I'm done

[golden agate]

Haha they should have been more freedom

[proven cave]

Hello

[vast magnet]

Abb audience chali jaati hai

[golden agate]

Khair tere ko nahi aayega samjh me

Gawar saale

[brittle mesa]

Done what?

[plucky notch]

Fahhhh

[woven swallow]

angreezo ke sath hasta bohot hai tbhi abhi tak body kaam kar rhi hai

[golden agate]

Salesman

[proven cave]

home decor kuch mila ni

[thin talon]

@woven swallow

[proven cave]

Amazon

[glass leaf]

Dhang se lfda bhi nhi kr paa rha

Me

[vast magnet]

kisko home ke liye decor

[woven swallow]

char baar or btado use 😢

[golden agate]

Tere se kaun lafda kare

Eww

[woven swallow]

hi btw

[proven cave]

Traumatized by that

[outer gale]

👍

[vast magnet]

😆😆.

[proven cave]

this boy sarthak

[thin talon]

Kya lekr aya tha kya lekr jayega 😔💔

[thin talon]

Hi beta

[vast magnet]

Sarthak ko bolo daaru ki bottle saja le

😆

[golden agate]

Chatgpt insult comeback

[wraith hound]

hein thats the secret to long life

[woven swallow]

that one guy @4pm 😨💯

[glass leaf]

My 5th lfda on this gc still lame people dhang ke lafde krne wale nhi hai ...gotta go back to muslim GCS

[woven swallow]

hi apkon

[proven cave]

Beer peene wale log .. kya hi bottle rakhenge

[golden agate]

Fatt gayi

[woven swallow]

haan

[glass leaf]

Waha atleast dhang ke reply to aate

[glass leaf]

Haan bhai tu jeet gya

[golden agate]

[glass leaf]

I losttt

[golden agate]

Winners take all

[glass leaf]

The winner takes it allll...!!!

[woven swallow]

[vast magnet]

Telepathy

[woven swallow]

[thin talon]

Hi aapki mummy ne mujhe bheja hai school se aapko ghar wapas le jane chlo 🚐van me aajao 🥷 toffee bhi hai

[woven swallow]

[glass leaf]

The looser has to fall

[golden agate]

Vijay Telepathy

[vast magnet]

I guess these guys are soulmates

[plucky notch]

@woven swallow no spamming

[vast magnet]

What we saw

[woven swallow]

hamper laake do pehle pura

[smoky zodiac]

Anyone from Ahmedabad??

[thin talon]

Na na na na

[vast magnet]

Was a couple fight

[woven swallow]

[golden agate]

Some bitch need to stop sending weird ass lame reels

[ivory jolt]

[woven swallow]

[thin talon]

Wo toh ghar me aaj papa nelaya hai

[vast magnet]

I'm neither ahmed
Nor abad

[viscid ivy]

Kaha hai fight??

[outer gale]

your lips my lips apocalypse

[plucky notch]

Fahhhhhh

[woven swallow]

kiska

[golden agate]

Islamabad

[thin talon]

@wraith hound 😡👌😰

[golden agate]

[glass leaf]

Some mf stop recommending boring ass films

[outer gale]

@north palm

[thin talon]

Patani shudh desi gaye ghee

[viscid ivy]

Dhurandhar dekh

[glass leaf]

Nolan ko itna hate krta hain ki gaand hui chudvalega usse

[golden agate]

Some bitch is blind doesn't know what is written

[smoky zodiac]

Nor a bad person u mean?

[golden agate]

Fuck Nolan and Tarantino

Dono ki MKC

[glass leaf]

Fuck u

[golden agate]

Lawde chaat le mera dono

[viscid ivy]

Stanley Kubrick zindabad

[glass leaf]

Criticise them if you can make better movie than them

[woven swallow]

oyy or mote hojao

[plucky notch]

Dhurandar wale kya jane legends ku

[golden agate]

Way better

[thin talon]

Moto

[golden agate]

Eww chii

[thin talon]

Illogical

[slim mesa]

good hai
Mujhe no sutti

[glass leaf]

Watching their film with banyan on on your lame ass shit box screen and criticizing tgem

[viscid ivy]

Irony 😂🤣🤣🤣

[glass leaf]

You don't know what art is

[slim mesa]

Iske Aage

[golden agate]

You don't know art

[viscid ivy]

@golden agate Kya faida hua?? Itna hate dene ka

[golden agate]

Mf

You don't even know what real art is

[glass leaf]

Ig you know art u never disrespect them at all

Mf

[woven swallow]

you don't know art mf

[thin talon]

Aur blue filmo ka toh kehna hi kya hai

[viscid ivy]

@glass leaf Watch Satyajit Ray

[smoky zodiac]

Tell me u didnt understand interstellar without telling me u didnt understand interstellar

[paper gulch]

what's ur opninoun on adhipurush ?

[glass leaf]

Apou triology hi dekhi hain mene unk8

[golden agate]

Why should I watch a boring ass lame movie

[thin talon]

Come to malleshwaram I will pop you with my gang 👌😡

[golden agate]

[glass leaf]

U can make better movie than that so u can critize that shit

Even i can

So critize it

[thin talon]

You are so dumb dumb dumb

[viscid ivy]

Ek film Star naam ki film bhhi thhi unki jiska ek scene Man of Steel ke makers ne copy Kiya thha

[woven swallow]

i ain't popups

[wraith hound]

😡👌😰

[thin talon]

I puked my braincells

[glass leaf]

Yes I am

[edgy smelt]

[glass leaf]

I take that insult

[thin talon]

After reading it

[thin talon]

You should

[smoky zodiac]

I agree. Btw whats your favourite movie? Pushpa? Saiyaara?

[glass leaf]

Haa toh konsi teri ammi chin li