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Ha wahi 
Lele
Jab wo 18 ke the tb unhe Jo pasand thi wo 18 ki thi
Ab shyd se wo RIP hogyi to pyaar haven't changed and she's still 18

Why would break no contact?
Nhi nhi. Mujhe to khushi hai
that bipolar is getting married
mujhe bhi leja saath mein
Time for them to repay all that food bills
Hi
Shaadi mein gaana baja dena when u gonna tell her that we did that too
mrsrastogisexy
Kya?
Me toh bolta 10 dost ko leke jaa poora kha jao
Abbw chudail aurat ban jau kya

theeke hai

You
Display pe purani photos chala dena
Channa mereya gaana udhar
Have you had caviar?
I am dracula

Apka face ni dekha abhi tak π
Run from the sun like a dracula
non existential
You know what's no contact?
Run from the sun like a dracula
insta to stalk Kiya tha na
No
what's that.
Private hai wo toh
Is it ΰ€ΰ₯ΰ€‘ΰ€Όΰ₯ΰ€² or ΰ€ΰ₯ΰ€¦ΰ₯ΰ₯ΰ₯ΰ₯ΰ€² 
Lalalaa
But ladies log don't like you
Rest you know
Jab pfp thi 
No⦠not even fish
I exist... Maybe I come to your dream today and give you a sharp tapli and ran away
No they do
Why won't they 
Ganda dimag. 
Linkedin dekh ke aaja
Pata ni dhyan ni diya
Us time apke liye feeling ni thi
ek mukke m gire pade rhoge..
Teri mkc
You don't know that!?!?
No contact is basically no keeping any kind contact with your ex after breakup
Bhej

Mumbai me fake degree college scam
Prawns? Oyster?
Haww π ruko dm krta hu
Nhi bss clear kr rha tha 
150 students got fake degree
Search kr Saggy Patil
Oh naam toh pata hai hi apka dekh ke aaya
Tapli is supreme
Nothing
Delulu is not solulu
Then mukka
Areh oh
no I dont have any contact with him. His brother and me were school friends.. issiliye I know. 
acha acha
Saggy ki jgh kuch aur hai
I had one 
heard about belt treatment ?
Wo to samajhdar ko ishara coffee
Ok bye
vo chahiye?
Tru
Red velvet cakeπ
Ganne ke khet wala ?
Yeah bd-sm ik
Jata hu
Whyy
Pawwwni 
Khilado sabko ek ek π° pastry
Dal chawal khane 
Uncle ji pawwwni pila dijiye

kisi ne uper belt treatment likha tha
tujje milegi wo
Help krdo 
Ahhh.., never had the opportunity
Meri motor se pawniii nikal gyaa
Ohh damn
Don't go to his Shaadi
It would feed his ego
Kya hui

Jab wo 18 ke the tb unhe Jo pasand thi wo 18 ki thi
Ab shyd se wo RIP hogyi to pyaar haven't changed and she's still 18

Pawni
That's why delulu is not the solulu
rooki bishi pawni
Im not going
just asked for fun. And his brother literally sent me a frnd request just to inform me lmao 
People like salmon sushi
Try that
When you get back to lucknow
maar dungi 
Jab akhilesh ki government bnegi
Katsu and ramyeon taste good
Akhilesh yadav
Rook Bishop Pawn chess pieces hai
Bwahaha
Mesez ignore
pawwni zi
Kya msg. Kar toh
@stoic mountain help 
Aap kya bataoge tell?
Ik
Mard ka bachcha hoke rora rehta hai strong ban

Pussi
Ye kaisi baat hui
Acha
Means never?
@topaz drift hi
Kiya to 
Btao.. aise dumb harkat
jaise I care

Irritating people is my hobby
Kidhr ? Wapis tag crow..

Buldozer tera wait kr rha hai
Das why he is HIS brother
He fumbled you and that dumbass requested just to inform
Akhilesh Bhaiya 
Kuki Teri nani pe simp krta hu bas
I have my own buldozer
@vast magnet r u from up ?

Bihar
Dimple bhabhi
Bihawwri sitty

Padri ziii bhi akhilesh fan
Yes hum logo ki bhabhi
Wildings 
Itti achi lgi 
Born to be one
Ha I like em saggy na 
Ab ye mt kehna padri ji aap yadav ho
Umm
Why
aja teri help karu
mere hairs chudre hai
Kuch salah 
Fir jan pehchan badhayi jaye 
Do you think you have high EQ?
hmm
Mai batata hu kaha se hai ye

Emotion 
Hello
Maafi
True.. mere stories view krta hai wo abhi tk
lmao.
Hi
@vast magnet 
Safdarjung enclave
@north palm ?
She don't know
Ohh got it 
Boloo 
@north palm ?
I know
@north palm ?
^^ok^^


Jnl
okay
She knows π
Kya tha
Woah woah
Wutt
Why do you have him on insta
har baar salah leke kuch karta hi nahi 
iti buri hu okie
@proven cave 
Tmkoc
meri haircare routine bhejti hu
Do you think?
unemployment
This was creepy
But I'll let it slide
what is your hair porosity saggy
Jo AAP bataye wo out of stock hai
Kam hi hai
if you put one hair in a glass of water does it float or sink
Sink
Aadha
no hair left to put in a glass of water
okay
Hairfallmaxxing
Hn
Aadha ishq aadha hai
I dont have him anywhere
har jagah se unfriend hai.. before his engagement story view kiya tha usne.. my new account was public that time.
Aadha ho jayega
Yaaa
Float kre toh good or bad
Hi
what conditioner do you use
What a creep
Mousse better hai. For curly hair.. go for it
Why
Deconstruct wala liya tha
all good just different porosities so you use different products
Yes. He got married to his ex 
Ughh

nahh
Plot pe plot
@stoic mountain 
Aur kesa hai bhai
haircare conditioner le
Konsa
send rosemary oil
Yes. South Indian movie ban skti.
It's okay if you don't wanna try
Have you had bacon?
Curl up* ke ache hai
Thik hai
take love beauty planet if you want thatβs good priced and very moisturizing or requil or loreal ki oil wali @north palm
and leave in
and gel
It depends on your hair quality
Tujhe ? 
π₯°
yes
no mousse
Me bhi mst vapis se 1000 elo pe pahuch gaya
Oki
Any other plot
I want to see divorce
Koi toh bola face scrub should not be used is that true
mousse when hair again fully proteinlicious
ππ noo
Loreal ka baaju mai hai le skta hu thankssss youss 
Nothing except chicken and goat
Why
Ham munh pe mitti ragd leve
Thik hai dekhta hu
thenkuu
I hope the girl turns out to be bipolar too
and f his mind. Like he did mine.
yes
GOAT to main hun 
Ohh
Acha
Feels nice to face
hiii
Hn mai mai krti hai
She will
dont worry
Multani mitti
Bakri

Ghee laga deta hoon
Kaisi hai
Poora din hydrated
Should've agreed
What's this hater behaviour

Jab wo 18 ke the tb unhe Jo pasand thi wo 18 ki thi
Ab shyd se wo RIP hogyi to pyaar haven't changed and she's still 18

Agar sab goat hai
To bakri kya hai?
Likho ek kilo dal
Ek kilo atta
Do kilo cheeni
fixmycurls ki protein gel lele bohot maza aayega plspls 
Nice try diddy
brand ambassador of fixmycurls
Goat
Yo hold on
Delete
Weight down to ni hote na 
Ek kilo dal in this economy?
Hairfall ka solution btao ab
Sowwy
Die
Buzz cut
Maaf kiya
aagya ma'am
Glad i asked this is perfect place
Would've shipped
Do you mean prerana .?
ππ
π.
why @thorn drift why
Ig
Yeah same
She is studying
Wrong prerana
Neet
ik
Kal toh thi
naa bas scrunch karna to nai honge 
Is she the same
nahi
Studying why did pranny break her heart
yayy
Thik hai fir 
Acha
ππ.
Wrong prerana
Ye sai
Iss ok
ye srishti
I Don't mind
Kaat do
Yeah yeah
Jason Statham banna padega


Or the rock

Xalo mai xalta hu bye gn take care π
Anda taker bn jaao
Bye
Well that wasn't me and you should not let a stranger let it slide
Bru
Coffee
If I could do smth I would have done
I'm powerless
And broke
Can't do anything
Atm
Yes you can, you can block that guy (me)
Or maybe you report his I'd
Nescafe
Starbucks
Pintudii??
Matcha
Chinar
π€π€
Friend

Haww
No, I blocked her
Sorry πππππππ
Whyy
Chinar is a leaf
Give tea
Idk why
Booba tea
Chinar is a tree
Booba nai be boba
Unblock kr lvde
Omg
Boujee is leaf
ππ

No tea
I remember names of People I have lafde with
When was it evident that i am looking???
Ask him where's the main gf

Doesn't understand that language
Phuck yu
Would've tagged prerna but she left
Maybe in basement
Pranav v bad
Me chal raha apni childhood ki cute pic dekhne π₯°π₯°
Mere childhood kinpic dikhau..?
Me jara house of dragon dekhne
ππ
ha
Tumhari to real face bhi nhi dekha h
Hahahaha
nhi nhi

Acha
A bad boy
ππ
All the girls like him
Sounds inappropriate
All the girls want him
@silver heath hmm
ππ
She broke my heart and ran away
It was tooo funny to read
I have been cheated on πͺπ
That someone caught feelings over gc chat
+1
ππ
it doesn't mean that you can be dishonest with anyone
She had too much love
Das why she shared
Arre chill icecream bhai
What dishonesty did I dooo
always look at the positives
Who knows
Hmm
Stay optimistic
Pls dont make fun of her π
You loved her a lot I see
About what π
About everything
ππ
I've lost braincells
Real
Issokay
Life happens
@silver heath wannaprint something?
πππ
Lowk wanna print tiger woods
Icecream melted fast
Send polygon id gng ππ
My will to live will always melt faster
Join vc
Why sedge
Waves of depression hitting
I need recurring income
Well that's my personal issue to solve
I hate life
Fir kisi gareeb ko dedo
Gareeb also hates life
I don't
Naah gareeb enjoying
N they'll enjoy more if u give him urs 
Me too paster
Why him why not her
You're not
Patriarchy runs deep
Bhandara karwa rahe ho tum
Padri ji lesbians ke khilaf hai
Hanuman jayanti pe
Yes paster
It's a western propaganda
Agree
Defense mechanism of Indians
When can't face the truth
Call it a propaganda
I see
Blame game never leaves
Paster yrr ye to feminist hai
I should leave this country
I want to leave this country but there's nowhere to go
Her body is not tea anymore
One question
I'll live in Oceania
Up se nepal ka border door nhi hai
Is my yt feed fked or is the parliament actually passing unnecessary bills left right and centre
Hell nah
Yogi ke hote Kuch nhi hoga
Nope
At least 3 bills have been passed over stuff that didn't really need amendment
Trans bill
Unnecessary
Same π
I'll be gone
Ykw
What
Regarding what
But I want to for some reason
ππ
The fitness enthusiast in me is dying
It was fun till it lasted
Q bhyi teri bandi bhag gyi kya
For some reason my friend got a glass bong
Gud
Keep it natural
I had the time but didn't
Shh they're talking about themselves

What's that

Will work out today
Imagine a chem lab flask used for smoking
CB my cutie
You're distrubing the birds don't be a haddi
Bacchi my child
Damn
Kar liya imagine
there's only 1 reason
ππ
cb
hehe
type kuch bhi
@fluid lotus Wht r u duing
Gonna drink alc someday because of the guy

@fluid lotus Bulau kya tiger ko
Happy Good Friday god bless you
Kiski βπ» ki
Ohh waittt i remember now, i have like 4 bottles of alc in my room
Sinner
Pakda gya to semback confirm
I wanna move out
How to do that
U r too
Selective sinner
Should've moved out for college
Rent place get job
Room to aapka hai
I am not lord forgives me
Waqt aane pr mujhe bhi kr denge
Residence to oyo me rehta hai
Lekin ye log to room woom jane ki baate kr rhe hai
acha
Investment kr rha 
Kal ko 100g krke bechunga
Only if it was this easy πππ
Job in this economy is tuff
I need mental peace
Aap logo ko kya main tharki lgta hu
Trueβ¦
Bhai tu hai
Monk bn jaa
I mean you're rich your room oyo se kam nahi hoga

π₯²π₯²
konsa konsa
Kya mtlb usme ye helmet uthata hoga oj subah
Jo aap lagte ho
Uss shabd ka prayog nhi kiya jaa sakta
Jk
ππ
aisa konsa shabd hai
Mujhe to pranav dara sehma sa lagta hai
Jaeger orange, bombay sapphire, smirnoff minty jamun and one bottle has a bong in it, idk the name
Boht zyada
bina naam wale ka photu dikha
Please supply in gujrat too
Aaj @golden agate or me bhi piyunga
You gave a lot of younger brother vibes πππ
Ohh its called bonga bonga mystery liquer
@golden agate kat gya resi ka 
wao
That some tantrik spell
Younger brother zone aww hell naww ππ xd
Bruhh
Every male female interaction ain't romantic
Y'all kids or what
π
Yess
Adopt me
but genuinely
ew.

ππ gng idk how to act normally
Bhai kya feel ho rha hai
Arre yaar
Nothing at allβ¦
Younger brother 
Bhaiππ
@silver heath bula rhi hai
πππ

Good one

When's your birthday
July 4th
He's a stud nayi bana lega 
What happ
Damn
Let's goooo
Nothing
Fucking America
Just curious
Hn yrr
He got some skills
Well he's a nawab royalty
Iran is doomed
Jai trump
So is my cylinder
I'm india
How tf will we cook
Chulhe pr
The worse president
We've gotten that infrared smth electric stove
I don't know how use it
I fear I'll crack the glass
I am gonna meet solanki gng π¦ π¦
Can't u help ur elder sister

Decent comedian
Gujju vs Delhite
π idts she needs it
Too cool to watch that

Wo CID ke doctor Sowlanki ki baat kr rha hai
Will figure out
Hosh me aao padri
Ik the show will be ass but idc cuz this time mg dept is doing hospitality ahaha
User manual padha tha
Bhul Gyi
Wow nice
Yall chopped
that was wind
π
katuye
π
Light crunchy vrat snacks.. falhari mixture
Luv u 2


hi
samay comeback when?
I'm slipping back to depression
us
daredevil
when indian law has some good laws for comedians like disability joke pass
kya hua ashwin bhai
disabiliy jokes par to disabled log bhi offend nai hote yar
bhai tum AP ho kya
So another century?
nope
Even their offence meter is disabled
lmao
mai toh hota hu
@viscid ivy hi
hi
You Hamza ali madari
Tatti tatti tatti
I'm watching better
Dekhta hu na
Konsi
@proven cave stream pe meesho kyu dekhro
Gunfu nahi dekhta kya tu
Gareeb mindset
Stream pe meesho kon dekhta atleast myntra dekhlo
Dono apne shadi ke liye shopping karre duo me
Mene saari dekhi hai John ki
Mene bhi
Ballerina was mid
It's gaand fu
π π
Gaand faad
Kill Bill ch 1 sure
Do you like kill bill

@golden agate @golden agate @golden agate
Paadri sahab
Koi mass masala film
Recommendations
Krdo
Indian
Jise dekhke mjaa aajaye
Auhh
Pandya film dekhoge??
Hainnn!?!?

Achcha chodo koi thriller hi btaa do
Jigarthanda Double X dekho
Tell me what is a baddie
A bad girl is baddie
Jigar thanda
Nah
Uske baad Jigarthanda
Tum kyu dekh reh ho vc open kr k

Send vid
Fr mujhe laga white tiger ka agle season ke liye set up karre kyuki yeh chotti si hai but agle hi episode me aa gyi woh amulet pehen ke lol
hi paani 
dosto ne dheere dheere mujhe sattebaaz bana liya
3 match mein satta lagaya hu teeno jeet gaya
aab aaj ki csk aur punjab ki baari
punjab mein laga di
friend section me dikh gaya tha 
upar
okk

Hi potat

@golden agate nhi
nhi dekhi
Do you think y'all have a high EQ
It's ok child
@prerna
I'm watching intersting emotional movie
She left
Abb wo Hume chhod ke chali gyi
It's a fake movie
Why
Ou rip
Rental Family
Ik but good hai movie
Bruh
Because of some people like srizzy
ππ

ok hoga
tune hi kuch kiya hoga
+1
Bhai main karti to pehle lafda hota
Tumhi aur bhi kuch log the baar baar usko yaha humiliate kar rahi thi
Fir jaati wo π
Bhai I haven't even interacted once
Mene kuch nahi kiya mene ulta uski help ki 
Tf

Sv leave krne m?
Still yaha baar uska naam kaun le raha tha bina matlb ka 
Bhai wait
I took her name after she left
I confirmed 1st that she left
Nope dc and that jackasssss
Uske baad

Clg walo ki ma chod dunga aaj
Who
π§’
His crush
π¨
Beta padhoge nahi to ye hi hoga
His?
Inki mkc itni garmi mai dadi chudwa rhe hai
Her

Bhen ke lode
Crush who
Kuch Krna aata ni clg chala rhe hai
Ted?
Guess
Residence

Broooooooooieeuiwq2i
I'm from Bihar board
Damn isne kya kiya
Makes sense
You guys are from ICSE
Hinthi midiam
Delhi k bahar koi board nhi hota

Haan sirf chalk hota hai
No 
You and your lusty partner sarthak



Ye shiity fir aagyi 
he is not lusty
Well all partners are
Yes
Diva ka comeback harbaar hota hai
True koi bhagao iss suttebaaz ko
Who's gonna tell her 
Das why here

I lowk wanna try sutta atp
Everyone knows I'm a diva

bhang khel k holi mat pio
Bhai I know
Jaake 2 min saans lelo 20 ciggerate hai wo
Sutta can solve half of my problems
Wo diva song kya tha
No diva only witch
Eww
Diva is the female version of a hustler

aao mai lekr chalta hu seedha strong phookegi tu
Like what are the types of sutta
@earnest gulch cute

Which is a good sutta
Chhoti gold
teri choices hi bekr h
Indiment
Mai Peeta hi nhi

Fursat
Wahi too khasiyat h mere me Bina piye janta hu 

Saare asli suttebaaz ka pata chal gaya
Mene to ciggerate kharidi hai
Ye dekho
Beer bhi
No
Ye alag nashedi hai

accha.. indimint peene wale
vo dheere dheere pata chal jayega

Where to begin
Choti adv or choti gold?
Is there a difference
What is the difference
Bidi is cult classic

Bipasa basu is the brand ambassador
She used to be my crush π₯°π₯°
Latina Mommy
Also, how does the whole drug thing works
Kch ni pita
And analgesic
Like people se joint phukna hai hai

Fr 
Try analgesic
What's exactly joint fookna?

Obviously
Ganja
Duo mai drug ?
Analgesic drugs
Sharing m ganja
Dost k liye


Uhuh
How do you do that
advance me thoda zyada hota hai aur kuchh nhi, try mint flavour wale firstly
Same bhai 
Like I know y'all separate something then roll it and foo foo
Start with connect
Koii na apne liye to experience ho gya na

Uhuh
Bina sex kiye condom kharid liya
Baat too shi h 
Idhar dhang ke sawaal pucho to ek answer nhi aata
Sutta ganja ki PhD hai inlogo pe
Noice


