#general-chat
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Who
rome rome
Brooo
Me ofc
Good night kids
What are you thinking of it???
night mommy
Nothing
Just don't from the next time
Why are you why
It's Father
😭😭
What did I dooo
yeah its okay bbg kids sleepin anyways
Bechara pranav?
No one is bechara
mujhe bhi do chai
Nahiiiiii
Hi avni zi
No chai for you
hii sisty
You didn't reply on wtsp
shut
Hawwww
Bechari main
Halku rae
Teri biwi ko jamindar utha le gya rae
arey
next day dekha convo khtm hogai
Ab aap dono chup ho jaye
It means
Life so dead that DC bs is tea for me
Gotta do smth better
Enough for today
Hmmm
Why did u do the do bro
I did nothing
I'm having dinner rn
Supper bolte hai usko
😆🙏.
Child
Woke up like 20 mins ago
Go to bed
Rondu why
money

Notes kho gaye the
Fir se banane padd gaye 💔

Itne saare pdf hai yaha

kyahua
money problems here too
sleep
needed
gn
us
Apki nkl kra
That was quick
I am jobless like that
Bhai I remember something 😆
Do you think am I wrong? 😑
Actually 2 things
What
Uhmm
I'll DM
@silver heath hello
Ok
O penchodo sojaooo
Tomorrow

soja
Tu bhii
Shaylaaa
What’s with the name dude 🥀
OG Shinchan?
Aise hi
It's been this for years, so I let it be
Aapka humour shuru se hi accha tha? Aree waah
Keh sakte hain ig
😝

@lusty mantle 
Hi love
why are not asleep?
Hi lovey
you *

omfo
Melatonin to kharab cheez hai na
Nind nhi ana aur kharab
achuuu

wassuppp
Ye surya
Don't you miss me
Very
With cool i almost lost 150+150+200+100+75
Not almost
I actually
Lost it
Broo
All thanks to @robust wyvern
Parimatch is such a chhapri thing to do
Chhapri
😧 sorry bro
😭🦅😭
😧 me and cool are very very sorry
I should be
😧
Polymarket to fir bhi badhiya hai
mujhe maaf karo mai aisa hi hu 😔
Lemans
You reimburse my amount please
😧
Otherwise
Papa meri pitti krdenge
Yrr parimatch mei du baar paise chud gye aur transaction failed hogi
Saale support ki maa ka pta nhi kha ka h
Bc
Noooo
What is this thing
Hello
😧
What is parimatch?
Gambler
Very bad bro
"Bas 100 ki bet lg gyi glti se"
" bhai 220 ki bet lg gyi glti se"
U bad
Sorry
Chicken road
Thiruvananthapurama
What is this cuisine
Say that 5 times
😭😭😭
Very bad 😞
Danish acchi cousin na chhodein
I am omw to munnar
Mutton road
Ye baahar log aag lgate hain
Sahi baat hai
Q
Hi
Ghar wali ko sab jante hai
Divorce baahar wali ko shaadi karne se hota hai
😭😭
Why are you bullying me pranav 
😭😭
Sorry
Aapke plans dekh paa rhi hun
Why are you pulling me branav
i am sad
Isliye merrez mana kar rhe the 😝
okay
Got jt
Bhai sojana chahiye tumhe
I am sorry danache
Cranav
Travel krra hu 
Ssoja
Granav
Tu jaag rahi hai itni raat ko
Travelling me bhi soo sakte hai
nhi jaag skti
Aise nhi aati
I am amazed, exams kaise gaye ?
Com vc
Don't com
Yeeh sab nhi puchte 
You don't even know what bol bhole bol is
Aisa kya hogaya
What is next line
Banno re banno
Nhi btaunga
@robust wyvern banjao ghodi 😥
bola na nhi puchte forr bhi puch rha
Mujhko dard e dil ko dawa chahiye
Ye kaisa naam hai waise, ye toh puch sakta hu na
@vast magnet kya re mohalle ki aunty 
enjoy 
Mujhse corndog pasand haii abb toh 
Klaus
Bct
Chi bhai cheese ka lenda hota hai corndog
Lenda nikalne wale ko haar cheez lenda hi dikhta 
Somewhere pta nhi u tell crow
Ohhh
Isn't that natural?
bs aaj return jaa rha 
I will come
Coming?
@robust wyvern join
Ok
Lenda nikalna ?? Ya corndog 
T1
Lenda obviously
Kidhar 
Idk girls dont pooo
Nhi aana chaiye tha
What do they do then
why so
Constipation 🥀
Pta nhi hawa not good
Pet safa khaaliya kar
so truee
tum ahm ho?
Pls gandi baatein maat krow aadhi raat ko
Nah banglore
bad city
achiyaa
hein
vaha kab chali gai
Kya be budhau
matlav party sharty clubbing vlubbinggg saxx suxxxxx
Kabse thi bataya nhi tha kisko lol
Aajtak mai pub mai nhi gyi clubbing toh dur ki baat hai 
Kidhar ja rha
Dost nahi hai tere
Chai pine jaa raha dosto ke saath
Chupp hoja

Byeee, vc karte weekend ko
achhaaa
study k liye??
Sure
Dhoka mat dena
Yuh i mean kamane ki umar toh ho gyi hai 
Dungi
heinn kyu?
how old r u??
You want maar ?
@south wasp
Han bhai
Wyd
Ghar aaya abhi just
Chai pine gaye the
Bas gane sunra hu sone jauga 5 min se
Sex vex karo bhai ye kya sona vona laga rakha hai
Muthi lga di abhi hi



Morning
mrng
Hi

hello
Kkrh
vc
5 min me aati
Hi
hello
Vc
Aao
aao
ab thoda free hu me
Hi
Hi
Bhandara karado ...🙏 Chai pakoro ka
Aja fr

@devout nacelle hiiii
Hi
Kesi hain aap??
Thik thak u say
Ky hi bolun?? Dimaag kharab hoke rakhha hai
Kya hua exam
Nhin woh placement waale aaye thhe Aptitude mein jaan laga ke practice kar raha thha Resume waale round mein hi reject ho gaya
Bole jyada Projects nhin kiya hai maine
Hi
Boeing thhi yaar maanta hoon ki ekdum ghatiya company hai aur sabse zyada crashes inhin ki aircrafts hoti hai
Lekin Duopoly toh hai inki Airbus ke saath
😭😭
Aircraft manufacturing mein
Demn
Oh
Dead chat
Abhi nhi
I am dry now
Nahake wet hoke aata hu

@golden agate hallelujah 🙌
Mere bardhast ki had hai, so please dont limit the cross
Achha
Achaa
Hi
hi
❌ belongs to ( -infinity, + infinity)

Good Morning son
Humans are insects
Then what are insects
Only Jesus can help
Jesus loves everybody

You will receive his blessings


Bhai gujrat me kaha hai tu abhi ?
Ego se pet nhi bharta
Bharuch
It's alright child
Ankleshwar
Jyada door to nhi hai
Pawagarh janta hai ?
"Your body is tea" someone at night
My body is fanta
Forgive me Paster 🙏🏻
Lord forgives you

It takes 2 hours
Shit yrr
Ab su kru
Good friday ka bhandara .!!?!?
Hanuman jayanti
Kal thi
Yepp

Cool
1 mahine tak chlega bhandara
Achchaa
100 rupee bhi nhi lgenge
Completely free
Btaya nhi 
Bhandare ki puri sbji >>>>>

Free ka paneer todega
Tu lungi pehen ke jana
Jinke neck se paseena behte huye unke cleavage me ja rha hoga

Yeh sab baaten yaha nhi
Yeh reddit ki post ki cmts yaha kyu karre ho

Bhandare pe dhyaan do
Tauba tauba
God loves the sinners; I just make sure they survive long enough to regret it.
Accha hu paster nhi hai
Arey bc
Ho leee sheeet
wtff
Me apne sabd wapas leta hu
Mere karmo ki kya saza hai ?
crazy observation gng
chastity belt
Wo to lord jaane
Incels have sharp eyes ngl great observation skills
Gift krdo fir
xD
Wo to loda jaane ...
kon loda jane?
Thoda holy water 💦 chidak do 
Nhi to shawty ke paseene se hi kaam chalana padega
my sleeping roommate has to listen to my keyboard noises
aww hell nah
I think I told you that earlier also ...so long time ago same cmt ...same you same me ...same roommate
hmm
i type more accurate when i type fast
not accurate enough
Padri sahab
;-;
Is sex is a sin
Tumhara badan hi chai hai
Ooo padri sahab
hi
🍍
Dudhiya badan
Heyyo
annu kapoor
Sex is a game 🎮
Kaali chai
hey
Aapko to shayad main jaanti hun
that emoji is minee
🍍
I know you

i have seen u
Have some, you need it
Hi srizztea ji
Oh shoot
When!?!?!
Wassup boujee
Js brainstorming
Sinners
Thats a lil inappropriate icl
Or taste ??
when i got jumped by you
Padri sahab is sex a sin!!!?
What
May god kills your hereditary
Stamina
Hmm
wtf is icl
I cant lie
Thinking about life ...!!

Aisa to kuch nhi hua
How to end it
Only if you're family members are involved
Who is rizzty ?
Tf yeh paadri ki mkb
A real witch
I'll die learning these chat lingos
Sher ki entry
Who
🤷🤷
I was thinking of ending it
We're not the same

🤔
Sitty
Pura padhlo we are same
Shitty
Sunil
Sutiya
Zyada online frens active ho gye
Thanedar

Nvm
How're you
How's prep
Maybe we are

Chalawe zipsy
I miss my og frend grp here
Thari Chachi no gobar @glass leaf 
OK, just
How're you
Wait they all deleted discord
😜 😜
Kinda same
Ted apna naam change kar liaya
Tari masi no piko pikina

But wait
Hby

I'm am about run away
Thari dadi no dast hoii jaawe gili letrin

And religion
What
Saggs go do some work
Yess
I'm about to run away
Sad good Friday
Either from house or from life
2 baje se eggjam 
Was ferb from phineas and ferb a gooner? @silver heath
Right, listen up you lot! Padre Ted Thomas here, interrupting your regularly scheduled scrolling of cat memes and questionable life choices.
Look, today is Good Friday. A bit of a "good news, bad news" situation, isn't it? The bad news: things got incredibly messy at Calvary. The good news: Jesus took the ultimate hit for your sins—yes, even that weird thing you did in the group chat at 3:00 AM. He secured us a "bright future," though looking at some of your profile pictures, he’s certainly got his work cut out for him!
It was a sacrifice for the ages, really. Talk about a "tough day at the office."
So, in the spirit of... well, Spirits... raise your wine glasses! Let’s toast to ourselves, because let's be honest, we’re a handful, and to the fact that we’ve got someone looking out for us who clearly has a very high tolerance for nonsense.
Drink up, stay holy-ish, and try not to make him regret the investment before Sunday! 🍷✨👋
Thats sad
In both the cases
You'll find me in news
Wtf Go study
Revise maybe
Fuck , then remove her from existence 
Sidhumoosewala
Soon lord will have the mercy
I have a idea but it's expensive....book a sky diving or got to the cliff which is high enough and have a good view then jump it ... don't close your eyes while falling enjoy the view ..you last view ...it would be amazing death ..the peaceful death
Naah
We hail only Sushant
Ab to dekhi jaagi
Extempore bhi hai 
Lessgoo
Bahar se shant andar se shushant
You know,
You are not supposed to keep your eyes open
If you want to then wear glasses
Hi @hearty tapir
Yes child
You guys ever experienced sleep paralysis ?
Kuch bol payega?
Need help
Hello
Ladkiyo ko reply krne wale
I want to enjoy my last view ...
+1
First time Dene wala
Waise dar to ni lgra but pata ni kaise bolte hai

Some people get sleep bone r
wow extempore shabd badde dino baad sunne milra
You won't be able to enjoy
Those nerves burst
Sabko krta hu bhay 
Aaj yaad karte hain us sacrifice ko jo hum sab ke liye diya gaya.
I had swpna dosh 3 days earlier
yes child
Beuty alwys gives pain
Lekin i believe in only Jassi bhai
Me
That is normal, but what the heck is sleep paralysis twice in a week, and the hallucinations that come along with it are amazingly hellish.
Shit
Isse achha to khudse hi baha deta 
Chai pakora

It is your faith to believe in jassi bhai aur Satan
Chicken hai 
Chicken pakora
Sauce k sath
Ye sab kabse khane laga

Bhagat Singh
Jabse chennai aaya hu
I see, have you experienced dream paralysis??
Nopw
An atheist
I am not wearing my glasses rn so my bad

I see

bhagat singh why i am an atheist
Np

Why
@proven cave wakeup

Meri dulhan toh aazadi hai
Aazadi to maulawi hote h
Ese nhi bolte
Wakey wakey

Flush button daba de nikal padega
Tumlog sote nhi ho kya?
I was seeing some woman in black standing beside my bed , with a knife in one hand and a hammer in other, and her face was like one in the horror movies .
But I kinda liked her

Tu ni khata nonveg ?
goomoaning momzi 
I see
morning son. Bring bed tea.
Eat chicken

Eww
Be a non vegetarian
Ohkkk
Prowchein and b12 deficient log 
Ab tu mil , tujhe pakode ke naam pe chicken khilaunga
Much needed
Veg people are ruining the world by cutting trees
maine pi li 
Soyya hi nhi lodu
What's the point of being a vegetarian.. jab plant ko maar hi reh ho
Mere liye lao

True

Chicken 🐔
Vegan are even worse
Kukkkkdukuuu
No Jains were hurt
Ye saggy shitty kyu bolta srizzty ko ?
Khud banake piyo 
Bachho se kaam ew
They are yet to come out of closet
Are you in closet my child
introduce whatever you know about it
Continue with pros cons, cases, whatever info you have
In concluding statement, either summarise whatever you said or end with an example
Do you have a theme?
Ye Surat me ek book shop pe tha iska book lekin us time mere pas phone nahi tha

itna bhi nahi kar skta
Acha
No I'm not that poor kid
Bruh
Bhook lag rhi hai
Surat heat melts road
Nahi usi time uska pdf download kar leta
Itna khane ke baad bhi pet nahi bhara
I mean are you gay
Acha
I wanna eat idli
Kuch unhealthy khaana hai
Abhi dal chawal khane ka man hora
no I'm straighter than the pole that yo mom dances on
Okiee thanks 
Lekin dal hi nahi h flat pe
I love South Indian khana
Idli dosa Sambhar chutney 
My mom is in heaven
Ok
Love it
Bhuk lgi hai to restaurant jao na ~ Dipak kalal
Address do abhi Lata hu

I can eat plain dosa everydayyy
Rest in peace 
Lekin mujhe pata hai mere dost ne bataya tha
Idli
Rava dosa?
Plants dominate Earth's biomass, making up approximately 80% to 83% (around 450 gigatons of carbon - Gt C) of the total living organic matter. In contrast, animals—including wild mammals, birds, fish, and livestock—comprise only a tiny fraction of total biomass, estimated at just 0.47% to 0.5% (around 2 Gt C).
You too
Vada
Haven't had it since I came to the South, for like 3 years now.
Teri ma
Acha
Copy pasta
Kuch fried khaana hai
Teri maaa bhag gyi jo meri pe nazar laga ra
oki dm
Decent

Ni Teri wali bhaag gyi
Ajj veg khaaunga anda bhurji khaaunga
Nothing beats og dosa
Dosa aur chai best combo
Ille


wao really

Ab ice-cream order krunga
Koi sponsor krega ?
Pata tha lekin figure toh copy kruga hi
Hellu panni 
Yes masala dosa and chai khana kabhi
Koi hai itna dildaar
Heavennnn
Teri
Lekin abhi kiski ko interest nahi hai bhagat singh kyu atheist the
Sponsor mile to batana
Teri
Oki.
hellu
It's time to eat samosas and kachori
How much
I like appe too

Dosa hi nahi psnd
140 ki crate hogyi hai 
Uttapam

Dhatt tmk 
@hidden pine 💔💔koi baat ni bhai

Yeh gareeb ki gaand ki chul toh dekho
120 
Issi baat pe aaj dosa khaane jaaun kya😝
Iske sath 1 mutual bhi hai lmao

Kal hi lekar aaya 
Paani da
Bhot der hogyi
Yes.. Chilli cheese dosa
Who
Rang vekh ke
Wanakkam

Simran tu abhi tk yaha hai
Gud morning 
Ankhiyan nu hanju rud gye
Simran nakli I'd hai
Chali jau?
bilkul
Ye Simran dikh jati hai
ja simran
You mean there's simranjeet behind
Mood kharab hojata hai
Yess 
Maybe
Wow damn
You do
Gud morning pineapple looking very good very nice

yes rizzty

Aapki ma hoti to 

wau wakey wakey sweetu
Hlw 
Hello
Simp
Ye wo budhau Sarthak hai 28 saal ka
Sorry 
Bully to wo kr rha/rhi thi/tha
hello hello cutie
30 ka ho gya hai is sal toh
Which one 
Mai?
27
Other one
You should respect they/ them /her


wakey wakey
Ha teri alt account
Ohnooo
What are these oldies doing here
Eww

They exists ?
Chal jhoote
Konsa
What ew
Minor hunters.. 
Freaky nitro members
Naya joke lao yaar

Simranjeet singh
😘


Then there is no need for their respect
Looking for 17yo 

Sarthak agar dum hai to real age bata
Cruel child ...may God bless you with kindness
@north palm 
oki

tu hoga simp
ye budhau
@jade sorrel acche singer ho
36
I'm simp for paani

Thanks
12 bje Gud morning text ignore hogyaa 
I like paani
Paani ka kaam sirf paani karta hai
Me for you


Sarthak 36 ka?
damn.
ew gay
Are amrish poori
Good noon 
Le beta
Kya seekha 36 saal ke jeevan mein
Minors dhundne ke alawa
2 month pehle bday tha


subah subah aate hi Paani simping start kr deti hai
Mogambo
Hey mogambo 🫡
tujhpe nahi ki na?
This same vaccine
Nothing good about this noon
It's 12 o clock perfect
Nice ass

jb 18 ka tha to bhi 18 saal ki ladki psand thi aur aaj bhi
def not same
Thanks send urs
Wth did u just say


Pedo file 
Sirf 2 ka farq hai 18 or 36 me
18*2

Is gc me simp aur pdfile bhare pade hau
No character development

Accha beta
Someone check his browser history
Sirf*
Tumlog smjhe ni unki baat 
yes mom
i like your thinking
Simp bhi hai saggy ke jaise
Kuki to pdf hai
Ahahaha
Kuki to lauda hai
Dimag se dimag me transfer hone wala gif
i don't change with time
Saggy is biggest simp of all time
Jab wo 18 ke the tb unhe Jo pasand thi wo 18 ki thi
Ab shyd se wo RIP hogyi to pyaar haven't changed and she's still 18

Avg millennial
I doubt
Mujhe to tum bhi simp lag the

Extempore me bolna yesab
kab Kiya mc
What a weird statement to make
I had that doubt while ago
Abe ja
Simp for food and girls
So yeah
Kuki pe simp krta h tu
Sahi to hai
Defensive behaviour proves my word

v deep, but vo zinda hai bss uski shaadi ho gyi
shitt
Aur tu?
To? Can't simp on girls?
What is this boomer mindset
Catfish
Hn to ladkiyo PE simp na Karu to kispe Karu 
I like to feed fish to my cat
Ye ladkiyo ka behavior kyu change hojata bc irl
virtual hugs
Corpse lover

You can but nikhil prnounce you as he/hin


Get a life
Hmm

Necrophilia bolte usko
Ex ki shadi m jau ? Invitation aya hua hai
Whatever makes him happy
Bhandara khane ja rha hai kya
Necrofile 

i like ledis log im lesbian
Jai ledis
Yes
Wanna eat some?
Phile*
Uski shadi kharab krke aajao
Thanks pranav was waiting for you
Nhi yaar bhandara khtm aaj ...daal chawal only
I am not cat



