general-chat

[vast magnet]

And guess who was correct

[silver heath]

Who

[narrow niche]

rome rome

[silver heath]

Brooo

[vast magnet]

Me ofc

[narrow niche]

gonna wach pon

bai

[golden agate]

Good night kids

[silver heath]

What are you thinking of it???

[narrow niche]

night mommy

[vast magnet]

Nothing
Just don't from the next time

[silver heath]

Why are you why

[golden agate]

It's Father

[silver heath]

😭😭

[golden agate]

What do you mean

Do i know you child

[silver heath]

What did I dooo

[narrow niche]

yeah its okay bbg kids sleepin anyways

[vast magnet]

If you wanna vent
Talk to me

Bechari prerna

[silver heath]

😭😭😭😭😭

How is she bechari here

[vast magnet]

Bechara pranav?

[silver heath]

No one is bechara

[woven swallow]

mujhe bhi do chai

[silver heath]

Nahiiiiii

[vast magnet]

Hi avni zi

[silver heath]

No chai for you

[woven swallow]

hii sisty

[vast magnet]

You didn't reply on wtsp

[woven swallow]

shut

[silver heath]

Hawwww

[vast magnet]

Bechari main

[silver heath]

Wdymmm

😭😭

[hearty tapir]

Halku rae
Teri biwi ko jamindar utha le gya rae

[woven swallow]

arey
next day dekha convo khtm hogai

[golden agate]

Ab aap dono chup ho jaye

[vast magnet]

It means
Life so dead that DC bs is tea for me

Gotta do smth better

[golden agate]

Enough for today

[silver heath]

Hmmm

[silver heath]

Why did u do the do bro

[golden agate]

I did nothing

[vast magnet]

I'm having dinner rn

[golden agate]

Supper bolte hai usko

[vast magnet]

😆🙏.

[golden agate]

Not dinner

[vast magnet]

Mera dinner hi hai

Stfu

[golden agate]

Child

[vast magnet]

Woke up like 20 mins ago

[golden agate]

Go to bed

[vast magnet]

Naah man

Gotta study

[vestal dome]

Rondu why

[golden agate]

I'm already somebody's baby

[vestal dome]

money

[golden agate]

[vast magnet]

Notes kho gaye the
Fir se banane padd gaye 💔

[topaz drift]

[golden agate]

Itne saare pdf hai yaha

[vestal dome]

[golden agate]

Kisi se maang lo

[vestal dome]

kyahua

[topaz drift]

money problems here too

sleep

needed

gn

[vestal dome]

us

[dawn panther]

Apki nkl kra

[vestal dome]

Acha se karo

[vast magnet]

What a dead sv

@woven swallow you here

?

@silver heath pranav beta you here?

[silver heath]

Yea

😭😭

[vast magnet]

That was quick

[silver heath]

I am jobless like that

[vast magnet]

Bhai I remember something 😆

[silver heath]

Do you think am I wrong? 😑

[vast magnet]

Actually 2 things

[silver heath]

What

[silver heath]

Uhmm

[vast magnet]

I'll DM

[south wasp]

@silver heath hello

[silver heath]

Hue

Hie

[lunar zodiac]

Ok

[drowsy sinew]

O penchodo sojaooo

[lusty mantle]

Tomorrow

[outer gale]

soja

[lusty mantle]

Tu bhii

[outer gale]

gunnie

[cinder steppe]

Shaylaaa

[frozen minnow]

My what? 😭😭

Oh wait ye toh bakchodi kari thi maine hehe

[nova bolt]

What’s with the name dude 🥀

[frozen minnow]

OG Shinchan?

[frozen minnow]

Aise hi
It's been this for years, so I let it be

[nova bolt]

Aapka humour shuru se hi accha tha? Aree waah

[frozen minnow]

Keh sakte hain ig

[nova bolt]

😝

[lusty mantle]

[proven cave]

@lusty mantle

[lusty mantle]

Hi love

why are not asleep?

[proven cave]

Hi lovey

[lusty mantle]

you *

[proven cave]

Headache hori

Wby?

[lusty mantle]

Oh

No neend

[proven cave]

[lusty mantle]

Melatonin liya

[proven cave]

omfo

[nova bolt]

Melatonin to kharab cheez hai na🫩

[lusty mantle]

Nind nhi ana aur kharab

[proven cave]

Take clonazepam instead

0.5mg

[lusty mantle]

achuuu

[proven cave]

[lusty mantle]

Try to sleep 🫂

[cinder steppe]

wassuppp

[worthy ingot]

Darling darling dil kyu toda

Pilo pilo aslam doodh soda

[vast magnet]

Ye surya

[south wasp]

Don't you miss me

[silver heath]

Very

[silver heath]

I lost 100 at poker

Pls reimburse

🦅🦅🦅

[south wasp]

With cool i almost lost 150+150+200+100+75

Not almost

I actually

Lost it

[silver heath]

Why are u shit at poker

😭😭😭

[south wasp]

Not poker

Parimatch

[silver heath]

Broo

[south wasp]

All thanks to @robust wyvern

[silver heath]

Parimatch is such a chhapri thing to do

[silver heath]

Chhapri

[south wasp]

😧 sorry bro

[silver heath]

😭🦅😭

[south wasp]

😧 me and cool are very very sorry

[silver heath]

I should be

[south wasp]

😧

[silver heath]

Polymarket to fir bhi badhiya hai

[south wasp]

mujhe maaf karo mai aisa hi hu 😔

[silver heath]

😭😭

L mans

[south wasp]

Lemans

[south wasp]

You reimburse my amount please

😧

Otherwise

Papa meri pitti krdenge

[tiny moth]

Yrr parimatch mei du baar paise chud gye aur transaction failed hogi

Saale support ki maa ka pta nhi kha ka h

Bc

[silver heath]

Noooo

[robust wyvern]

What is this thing

[south wasp]

Hello

[south wasp]

😧

[robust wyvern]

What is parimatch?

[silver heath]

Gambler

[robust wyvern]

Very bad bro

[south wasp]

"Bas 100 ki bet lg gyi glti se"

[robust wyvern]

" bhai 220 ki bet lg gyi glti se"

[silver heath]

U bad

[robust wyvern]

Sorry

[south wasp]

Chicken road

[silver heath]

Thiruvananthapurama

[south wasp]

What is this cuisine

[silver heath]

Say that 5 times

[robust wyvern]

Idhar bhi cousin mein interest aagya aapko

[silver heath]

😭😭😭

[south wasp]

Very bad 😞

[silver heath]

Danish acchi cousin na chhodein

[robust wyvern]

I am omw to munnar

[robust wyvern]

Mutton road

[silver heath]

Ye baahar log aag lgate hain

[vast magnet]

Sahi baat hai

[south wasp]

Q

[silver heath]

Ek acchi cousin ka rishta na chhodein

Baahar wali ko koi nahi janta

[south wasp]

[robust wyvern]

Hi

[silver heath]

Ghar wali ko sab jante hai

[vast magnet]

Now I know why pranav got haters

😆😝.

[silver heath]

Divorce baahar wali ko shaadi karne se hota hai

[silver heath]

😭😭

[south wasp]

Why are you bullying me pranav

[silver heath]

😭😭

[silver heath]

Sorry

[vast magnet]

Aapke plans dekh paa rhi hun

[robust wyvern]

Why are you pulling me branav

[south wasp]

i am sad

[silver heath]

Minority ho sehna pdega

😭😭

[vast magnet]

Isliye merrez mana kar rhe the 😝

[south wasp]

okay

[vast magnet]

Got jt

[south wasp]

Bhai sojana chahiye tumhe

[silver heath]

I am sorry danache

[south wasp]

Cranav

[robust wyvern]

Travel krra hu

[cloud prism]

Ssoja

[robust wyvern]

Granav

[south wasp]

Tu jaag rahi hai itni raat ko

[south wasp]

Travelling me bhi soo sakte hai

[cloud prism]

nhi jaag skti

[robust wyvern]

Aise nhi aati

[south wasp]

I am amazed, exams kaise gaye ?

[robust wyvern]

Com vc

[south wasp]

Only if @silver heath joins

I don't trust you

[robust wyvern]

Don't com

[cloud prism]

Yeeh sab nhi puchte

[south wasp]

You don't even know what bol bhole bol is

[south wasp]

Aisa kya hogaya

[robust wyvern]

Bol bole bol tujhko kya chahiyeeee

[south wasp]

What is next line

[worthy ingot]

Banno re banno

[robust wyvern]

Nhi btaunga

[south wasp]

@robust wyvern banjao ghodi 😥

[cloud prism]

bola na nhi puchte forr bhi puch rha

[south wasp]

Mujhko dard e dil ko dawa chahiye

[south wasp]

Ye kaisa naam hai waise, ye toh puch sakta hu na

[worthy ingot]

@vast magnet kya re mohalle ki aunty

[inland path]

enjoy

[cloud prism]

Mujhse corndog pasand haii abb toh

Klaus

Bct

[south wasp]

Chi bhai cheese ka lenda hota hai corndog

[inland path]

yoooo u

mf

where have u been

[cloud prism]

Lenda nikalne wale ko haar cheez lenda hi dikhta

[cloud prism]

Somewhere pta nhi u tell crow

[silver heath]

Ohhh

[south wasp]

Isn't that natural?

[inland path]

bs aaj return jaa rha

[silver heath]

I will come

[south wasp]

Coming?

[south wasp]

@robust wyvern join

[silver heath]

Ok

[cloud prism]

Lenda nikalna ?? Ya corndog

[south wasp]

T1

[south wasp]

Lenda obviously

[cloud prism]

Kidhar

[inland path]

canada

india aaya tha

[cloud prism]

Idk girls dont pooo

[cloud prism]

Nhi aana chaiye tha

[south wasp]

What do they do then

[inland path]

why so

[cloud prism]

Constipation 🥀

[cloud prism]

Pta nhi hawa not good

[south wasp]

Pet safa khaaliya kar

[inland path]

so truee
tum ahm ho?

[cloud prism]

Pls gandi baatein maat krow aadhi raat ko

[cloud prism]

Nah banglore bad city

[south wasp]

achiyaa

[inland path]

hein
vaha kab chali gai

[vast magnet]

Kya be budhau

[inland path]

matlav party sharty clubbing vlubbinggg saxx suxxxxx

[cloud prism]

Kabse thi bataya nhi tha kisko lol

[south wasp]

@silver heath gtg imp work

@cloud prism bye reeve

[cloud prism]

Aajtak mai pub mai nhi gyi clubbing toh dur ki baat hai

[cloud prism]

Kidhar ja rha

[south wasp]

Dost nahi hai tere

[south wasp]

Chai pine jaa raha dosto ke saath

[cloud prism]

Chupp hoja

[south wasp]

[south wasp]

Byeee, vc karte weekend ko

[inland path]

achhaaa
study k liye??

[cloud prism]

Sure

[south wasp]

Dhoka mat dena

[cloud prism]

Yuh i mean kamane ki umar toh ho gyi hai

[cloud prism]

Dungi

[inland path]

heinn kyu?

[inland path]

how old r u??

[south wasp]

You want maar ?

[prime zinc]

Bhai Mai ek din pagal ho jaunga

Iss depression se

[oblique nexus]

@south wasp

[south wasp]

Han bhai

[oblique nexus]

Wyd

[south wasp]

Ghar aaya abhi just

[oblique nexus]

Chai pine gaye the

[south wasp]

Han bhai

Tum kkrh

[oblique nexus]

Bas gane sunra hu sone jauga 5 min se

[south wasp]

Sex vex karo bhai ye kya sona vona laga rakha hai

[daring turtle]

Muthi lga di abhi hi

[south wasp]

Tsk tsk tsk

Good night

[dawn panther]

[prime zinc]

Subha subha uth gya

Wahhh

[prime zinc]

[deft oxide]

[devout nacelle]

Morning

[cinder steppe]

mrng

[devout nacelle]

Hi

[viscid ivy]

[cinder steppe]

hello

[devout nacelle]

Kkrh

[cinder steppe]

vc

[devout nacelle]

5 min me aati

[cinder steppe]

ok

aao

[civic musk]

Hi

[cinder steppe]

hello

[civic musk]

Vc

[cinder steppe]

aao

sai vc

[past shuttle]

nahi

busy

@wraith hound episode 3 kya tha

[devout nacelle]

Aao

[cinder steppe]

aao

[past shuttle]

ab thoda free hu me

[slim mesa]

Hi

[prime zinc]

Hi

[glass leaf]

Bhandara karado ...🙏 Chai pakoro ka

[devout nacelle]

Aja fr

[prime zinc]

[viscid ivy]

@devout nacelle hiiii

[devout nacelle]

Hi

[viscid ivy]

Kesi hain aap??

[devout nacelle]

Thik thak u say

[viscid ivy]

Ky hi bolun?? Dimaag kharab hoke rakhha hai

[devout nacelle]

Kya hua exam

[viscid ivy]

Nhin woh placement waale aaye thhe Aptitude mein jaan laga ke practice kar raha thha Resume waale round mein hi reject ho gaya

Bole jyada Projects nhin kiya hai maine

[devout nacelle]

Koi na mil jayega

[brittle mesa]

Hi

[viscid ivy]

Boeing thhi yaar maanta hoon ki ekdum ghatiya company hai aur sabse zyada crashes inhin ki aircrafts hoti hai

Lekin Duopoly toh hai inki Airbus ke saath

😭😭

Aircraft manufacturing mein

[glass leaf]

Demn

[viscid ivy]

Anyone vc??

@hearty tapir @glass leaf @devout nacelle ?????

[devout nacelle]

Oh

[viscid ivy]

Dead chat

[glass leaf]

Abhi nhi

I am dry now

Nahake wet hoke aata hu

@golden agate hallelujah 🙌

[topaz drift]

Mere bardhast ki had hai, so please dont limit the cross

[brisk wagon]

[slim mesa]

Hoihoi

Sbko subah mubarak

[north palm]

Achha

[topaz drift]

Achaa

[turbid plinth]

Hi

[knotty tiger]

hi

[dusty thunder]

❌ belongs to ( -infinity, + infinity)

[topaz drift]

[golden agate]

Good Morning son

[glass leaf]

Dead chat at good friday

[golden agate]

They all have gone to the church

You should go too

[glass leaf]

I already gone to the masjid to pry jesus

Jesus da khalsa ...mother marry di fateh

[golden agate]

You're not a true believer

I see

[glass leaf]

Believer of humanity

[golden agate]

Humans are insects

[glass leaf]

Then what are insects

[golden agate]

Only Jesus can help

[glass leaf]

Jesus hates indects..?!?

Might be afraid of insects ig

I am too

[golden agate]

Jesus loves everybody

[glass leaf]

Bhandara krado padri sahab

🙏

Wine ka 🍷

[golden agate]

Church jao

Wine kharid ke gift karo lord ko

[glass leaf]

[golden agate]

You will receive his blessings

[glass leaf]

I am hungry

Want to eat something

Nothing at home

No money

[golden agate]

Apne ego ko khao

Because it will destroy you

[glass leaf]

[glass leaf]

[hearty tapir]

Bhai gujrat me kaha hai tu abhi ?

[glass leaf]

Ego se pet nhi bharta

[glass leaf]

Bharuch

[golden agate]

It's alright child

[glass leaf]

Ankleshwar

[hearty tapir]

Jyada door to nhi hai

[glass leaf]

Kaha se

[hearty tapir]

Pawagarh janta hai ?

[golden agate]

"Your body is tea" someone at night

[glass leaf]

My body is fanta

[hearty tapir]

Forgive me Paster 🙏🏻

[glass leaf]

Haan

Jai kaali maa 🙏

[golden agate]

Lord forgives you

[hearty tapir]

Bss usi road pr me bhandara krwa rha hu ...sachme

Aaja khilata hu

[glass leaf]

Too far

[golden agate]

[glass leaf]

It takes 2 hours

[hearty tapir]

Shit yrr
Ab su kru

[glass leaf]

Good friday ka bhandara .!!?!?

[golden agate]

Hanuman jayanti

[glass leaf]

Kal thi

[hearty tapir]

Yepp

[golden agate]

[golden agate]

Cool

[hearty tapir]

1 mahine tak chlega bhandara

[glass leaf]

Achchaa

[hearty tapir]

100 rupee bhi nhi lgenge

[glass leaf]

99/- !?!?

F r e e e e

[hearty tapir]

Completely free

[glass leaf]

Waise kal thaa humare yaha bhi bhandara

Lekin line itni thi ki me waapis aagya

[hearty tapir]

Btaya nhi

[glass leaf]

Bhandare ki puri sbji >>>>>

[hearty tapir]

[glass leaf]

Ab toh shaadio kaa season aayega

[hearty tapir]

Free ka paneer todega

[glass leaf]

Itni garmi me shadi

Uncomfortable kapde

Bharwe rishtedaaro ki vhick chik

[hearty tapir]

Tu lungi pehen ke jana

[glass leaf]

Sundar ladkiyaan ...

Chutiye bachche

Aamrass...

[hearty tapir]

Jinke neck se paseena behte huye unke cleavage me ja rha hoga

[glass leaf]

Yeh sab baaten yaha nhi

Yeh reddit ki post ki cmts yaha kyu karre ho

Bhandare pe dhyaan do

[hearty tapir]

Tauba tauba

[golden agate]

God loves the sinners; I just make sure they survive long enough to regret it.

[hearty tapir]

Accha hu paster nhi hai

[hearty tapir]

Arey bc

[glass leaf]

Ho leee sheeet

[silver heath]

wtff

[glass leaf]

1 galeech cmt ne gc active krdiya

[hearty tapir]

Me apne sabd wapas leta hu

[golden agate]

You're a sinner

You says bad stuff about women

[hearty tapir]

Mere karmo ki kya saza hai ?

[silver heath]

crazy observation gng

[silver heath]

chastity belt

[golden agate]

Wo to lord jaane

[glass leaf]

Incels have sharp eyes ngl great observation skills

[hearty tapir]

Gift krdo fir

[silver heath]

xD

[glass leaf]

Wo to loda jaane ...

[silver heath]

kon loda jane?

[hearty tapir]

Thoda holy water 💦 chidak do

[hearty tapir]

Nhi to shawty ke paseene se hi kaam chalana padega

[glass leaf]

Padri sahab thodi jd ki bottle mil jaati to

[silver heath]

my sleeping roommate has to listen to my keyboard noises

[glass leaf]

Peg him

[silver heath]

aww hell nah

[glass leaf]

I think I told you that earlier also ...so long time ago same cmt ...same you same me ...same roommate

[silver heath]

hmm

i type more accurate when i type fast

not accurate enough

[glass leaf]

Padri sahab

[silver heath]

;-;

[glass leaf]

Is sex is a sin

[topaz drift]

Tumhara badan hi chai hai

[glass leaf]

Ooo padri sahab

[vast magnet]

hi

[brisk wagon]

🍍

[glass leaf]

Dudhiya badan

[brisk wagon]

Heyyo

[silver heath]

annu kapoor

[hearty tapir]

Sex is a game 🎮

[topaz drift]

Kaali chai

[silver heath]

hey

[vast magnet]

Aapko to shayad main jaanti hun

[silver heath]

that emoji is minee

[brisk wagon]

🍍

[vast magnet]

I know you

[brisk wagon]

[silver heath]

i have seen u

[vast magnet]

Have some, you need it

[glass leaf]

Hi srizztea ji

[vast magnet]

Oh shoot
When!?!?!

[vast magnet]

Wassup boujee

[topaz drift]

Pineapple

For stamina

[glass leaf]

Js brainstorming

[golden agate]

Sinners

[brisk wagon]

Thats a lil inappropriate icl

[topaz drift]

Or taste ??

[silver heath]

when i got jumped by you

[glass leaf]

Padri sahab is sex a sin!!!?

[vast magnet]

What

[golden agate]

May god kills your hereditary

[glass leaf]

Stamina

[topaz drift]

Hmm

[vast magnet]

wtf is icl

[brisk wagon]

I cant lie

[glass leaf]

Thinking about life ...!!

[topaz drift]

[vast magnet]

Aisa to kuch nhi hua

[glass leaf]

How to end it

[golden agate]

Only if you're family members are involved

[topaz drift]

Who is rizzty ?

[glass leaf]

Tf yeh paadri ki mkb

[golden agate]

A real witch

[vast magnet]

I'll die learning these chat lingos

[glass leaf]

Incest padri

[north palm]

Sher ki entry

[glass leaf]

Who

[golden agate]

🤷🤷

[vast magnet]

I was thinking of ending it
We're not the same

[north palm]

[brisk wagon]

🤔

[north palm]

Sitty

[glass leaf]

Pura padhlo we are same

[golden agate]

Shitty

[north palm]

Sunil

[golden agate]

Sutiya

[glass leaf]

Wrong tag

But right tag

[vast magnet]

Zyada online frens active ho gye

[golden agate]

Thanedar

[north palm]

[vast magnet]

Nvm
How're you
How's prep

[vast magnet]

Maybe we are

[brisk wagon]

[hearty tapir]

Chalawe zipsy

[golden agate]

I miss my og frend grp here

[north palm]

Thari Chachi no gobar @glass leaf

[vast magnet]

OK, just
How're you

[golden agate]

Wait they all deleted discord

[brisk wagon]

😜 😜

[vast magnet]

Kinda same

[boreal gazelle]

Ted apna naam change kar liaya

[glass leaf]

Tari masi no piko pikina

[vast magnet]

But wait

[brisk wagon]

Hby

[vast magnet]

Was that a friend group

Or did I think it was

[golden agate]

[vast magnet]

I'm am about run away

[north palm]

Thari dadi no dast hoii jaawe gili letrin

[golden agate]

And religion

[brisk wagon]

What

[vast magnet]

Saggs go do some work

[vast magnet]

Yess
I'm about to run away

[boreal gazelle]

Sad good Friday

[vast magnet]

Either from house or from life

[north palm]

2 baje se eggjam

[brisk wagon]

Was ferb from phineas and ferb a gooner? @silver heath

[golden agate]

Right, listen up you lot! Padre Ted Thomas here, interrupting your regularly scheduled scrolling of cat memes and questionable life choices.
Look, today is Good Friday. A bit of a "good news, bad news" situation, isn't it? The bad news: things got incredibly messy at Calvary. The good news: Jesus took the ultimate hit for your sins—yes, even that weird thing you did in the group chat at 3:00 AM. He secured us a "bright future," though looking at some of your profile pictures, he’s certainly got his work cut out for him!
It was a sacrifice for the ages, really. Talk about a "tough day at the office."
So, in the spirit of... well, Spirits... raise your wine glasses! Let’s toast to ourselves, because let's be honest, we’re a handful, and to the fact that we’ve got someone looking out for us who clearly has a very high tolerance for nonsense.
Drink up, stay holy-ish, and try not to make him regret the investment before Sunday! 🍷✨👋

[brisk wagon]

Thats sad

[vast magnet]

In both the cases
You'll find me in news

[vast magnet]

Wtf Go study
Revise maybe

[topaz drift]

Fuck , then remove her from existence

[brisk wagon]

Sidhumoosewala

[golden agate]

Soon lord will have the mercy

[glass leaf]

I have a idea but it's expensive....book a sky diving or got to the cliff which is high enough and have a good view then jump it ... don't close your eyes while falling enjoy the view ..you last view ...it would be amazing death ..the peaceful death

[vast magnet]

Naah
We hail only Sushant

[north palm]

Ab to dekhi jaagi
Extempore bhi hai

[topaz drift]

Lessgoo

[hearty tapir]

Bahar se shant andar se shushant

[vast magnet]

You know,
You are not supposed to keep your eyes open
If you want to then wear glasses

[north palm]

Hi @hearty tapir

[golden agate]

Yes child

[topaz drift]

You guys ever experienced sleep paralysis ?

[vast magnet]

Kuch bol payega?
Need help

[hearty tapir]

Hello
Ladkiyo ko reply krne wale

[glass leaf]

I want to enjoy my last view ...

[vast magnet]

+1

[north palm]

First time Dene wala
Waise dar to ni lgra but pata ni kaise bolte hai

[golden agate]

Some people get sleep bone r

[dusty thunder]

wow extempore shabd badde dino baad sunne milra

[north palm]

[vast magnet]

You won't be able to enjoy
Those nerves burst

[north palm]

Sabko krta hu bhay

[boreal gazelle]

Aaj yaad karte hain us sacrifice ko jo hum sab ke liye diya gaya.

[glass leaf]

I had swpna dosh 3 days earlier

[golden agate]

yes child

[north palm]

😭😭

Who tf shares that

[glass leaf]

Beuty alwys gives pain

[boreal gazelle]

Lekin i believe in only Jassi bhai

[glass leaf]

Me

[topaz drift]

That is normal, but what the heck is sleep paralysis twice in a week, and the hallucinations that come along with it are amazingly hellish.

[hearty tapir]

Shit
Isse achha to khudse hi baha deta

[glass leaf]

Chai pakora

[golden agate]

It is your faith to believe in jassi bhai aur Satan

[topaz drift]

Chicken hai

[glass leaf]

Chicken pakora

[topaz drift]

Sauce k sath

[north palm]

Ye sab kabse khane laga

[glass leaf]

[boreal gazelle]

Bhagat Singh

[topaz drift]

Jabse chennai aaya hu

[golden agate]

I see, have you experienced dream paralysis??

[north palm]

Tere baap ko batau kya

[topaz drift]

Nopw

[golden agate]

An atheist

[glass leaf]

I am not wearing my glasses rn so my bad

[topaz drift]

[golden agate]

I see

[topaz drift]

[boreal gazelle]

bhagat singh why i am an atheist

[topaz drift]

Np

[north palm]

[golden agate]

Why

[north palm]

@proven cave wakeup

[glass leaf]

Meri dulhan toh aazadi hai

[golden agate]

Aazadi to maulawi hote h

[glass leaf]

Ese nhi bolte

[proven cave]

Wakey wakey

[hearty tapir]

Flush button daba de nikal padega

[proven cave]

Tumlog sote nhi ho kya?

[topaz drift]

I was seeing some woman in black standing beside my bed , with a knife in one hand and a hammer in other, and her face was like one in the horror movies .
But I kinda liked her

[glass leaf]

[topaz drift]

Tu ni khata nonveg ?

[north palm]

goomoaning momzi

[golden agate]

I see

[north palm]

Saale

[proven cave]

morning son. Bring bed tea.

[north palm]

Pure veg hu

Bachpan se

[proven cave]

Omg

Ew

[golden agate]

Eat chicken

[topaz drift]

[glass leaf]

Eww

[golden agate]

Be a non vegetarian

[glass leaf]

Eat chicken

Save trees

[topaz drift]

Ohkkk

[proven cave]

Prowchein and b12 deficient log

[topaz drift]

Ab tu mil , tujhe pakode ke naam pe chicken khilaunga

[proven cave]

Much needed

[glass leaf]

Veg people are ruining the world by cutting trees

[north palm]

maine pi li

[dawn panther]

Soyya hi nhi lodu

[proven cave]

What's the point of being a vegetarian.. jab plant ko maar hi reh ho

[proven cave]

Mere liye lao

[topaz drift]

True

[proven cave]

[glass leaf]

Chicken 🐔

[golden agate]

Vegan are even worse

[glass leaf]

Kukkkkdukuuu

[proven cave]

No Jains were hurt

[topaz drift]

Ye saggy shitty kyu bolta srizzty ko ?

[north palm]

Khud banake piyo
Bachho se kaam ew

[proven cave]

They are yet to come out of closet

[north palm]

Sitty bolta hu

[topaz drift]

Acha sitty

Sounds like shitty

[golden agate]

Are you in closet my child

[vast magnet]

introduce whatever you know about it
Continue with pros cons, cases, whatever info you have
In concluding statement, either summarise whatever you said or end with an example
Do you have a theme?

[boreal gazelle]

Ye Surat me ek book shop pe tha iska book lekin us time mere pas phone nahi tha

[topaz drift]

[proven cave]

itna bhi nahi kar skta

[golden agate]

Acha

[proven cave]

No I'm not that poor kid

[vast magnet]

Bruh

[topaz drift]

Bhook lag rhi hai

[proven cave]

Surat heat melts road

[boreal gazelle]

Nahi usi time uska pdf download kar leta

[topaz drift]

Itna khane ke baad bhi pet nahi bhara

[golden agate]

I mean are you gay

[golden agate]

Acha

[glass leaf]

I want to eat something

[vast magnet]

I wanna eat idli

[glass leaf]

Kuch unhealthy khaana hai

[topaz drift]

Abhi dal chawal khane ka man hora

[proven cave]

no I'm straighter than the pole that yo mom dances on

[north palm]

Okiee thanks

[topaz drift]

Lekin dal hi nahi h flat pe

[north palm]

Theme to whi milegi

Abhi kuch naw pata

[vast magnet]

I love South Indian khana

[topaz drift]

Idli dosa Sambhar chutney

[golden agate]

My mom is in heaven

[vast magnet]

Ok

[vast magnet]

Love it

[hearty tapir]

Bhuk lgi hai to restaurant jao na ~ Dipak kalal

[north palm]

Address do abhi Lata hu

[vast magnet]

I can eat plain dosa everydayyy

[proven cave]

Rest in peace

[boreal gazelle]

Lekin mujhe pata hai mere dost ne bataya tha

[vast magnet]

Idli

[proven cave]

Rava dosa?

[dawn panther]

Plants dominate Earth's biomass, making up approximately 80% to 83% (around 450 gigatons of carbon - Gt C) of the total living organic matter. In contrast, animals—including wild mammals, birds, fish, and livestock—comprise only a tiny fraction of total biomass, estimated at just 0.47% to 0.5% (around 2 Gt C).

[golden agate]

You too

[vast magnet]

Vada

[topaz drift]

Haven't had it since I came to the South, for like 3 years now.

[north palm]

Teri ma

[golden agate]

Acha

[proven cave]

Copy pasta

[glass leaf]

Kuch fried khaana hai

[dawn panther]

Teri maaa bhag gyi jo meri pe nazar laga ra

[proven cave]

oki dm

[vast magnet]

Decent

[topaz drift]

[north palm]

Ni Teri wali bhaag gyi

[glass leaf]

Ajj veg khaaunga anda bhurji khaaunga

[vast magnet]

Nothing beats og dosa

[proven cave]

[north palm]

Dosa aur chai best combo

[proven cave]

Ille

[north palm]

[golden agate]

[glass leaf]

Ande nhi hai

Mkb

[proven cave]

wao really

[glass leaf]

[topaz drift]

Ab ice-cream order krunga

[vast magnet]

Prerna yaad aa gyi

😆.

[topaz drift]

Koi sponsor krega ?

[dawn panther]

Pata tha lekin figure toh copy kruga hi
Hellu panni

[north palm]

Yes masala dosa and chai khana kabhi

[topaz drift]

Koi hai itna dildaar

[north palm]

Heavennnn

[dawn panther]

Teri

[boreal gazelle]

Lekin abhi kiski ko interest nahi hai bhagat singh kyu atheist the

[vast magnet]

Sponsor mile to batana

[north palm]

Teri

[proven cave]

Oki. hellu

[golden agate]

It's time to eat samosas and kachori

[glass leaf]

How much

[vast magnet]

I like appe too

[glass leaf]

[proven cave]

Dosa hi nahi psnd

[topaz drift]

140 ki crate hogyi hai

[golden agate]

Ok

[vast magnet]

Uttapam

[dawn panther]

[glass leaf]

Dhatt tmk

[north palm]

@hidden pine 💔💔koi baat ni bhai

[topaz drift]

[glass leaf]

Yeh gareeb ki gaand ki chul toh dekho

[topaz drift]

120

[proven cave]

[vast magnet]

Issi baat pe aaj dosa khaane jaaun kya😝

[proven cave]

Iske sath 1 mutual bhi hai lmao

[north palm]

Jaldi Jaa

Dikh mat

[topaz drift]

Kal hi lekar aaya

[jade sorrel]

Paani da

[north palm]

Bhot der hogyi

[proven cave]

Yes.. Chilli cheese dosa

[vast magnet]

Who

[jade sorrel]

Rang vekh ke

[proven cave]

Wanakkam

[topaz drift]

[proven cave]

Simran tu abhi tk yaha hai

[glass leaf]

Gud morning

[vast magnet]

Aapke saath to 9 mutual hai 😆

Do you remember me?

[hearty tapir]

Ankhiyan nu hanju rud gye

[north palm]

Simran nakli I'd hai

[proven cave]

Are nahi wo dosa name k bande k sath bola

[jade sorrel]

Chali jau?

[proven cave]

bilkul

[topaz drift]

Ye Simran dikh jati hai

[proven cave]

ja simran

[vast magnet]

You mean there's simranjeet behind

[topaz drift]

Mood kharab hojata hai

[north palm]

Yess

[topaz drift]

Maybe

[vast magnet]

Wow damn
You do

[glass leaf]

Gud morning pineapple looking very good very nice

[dawn panther]

[proven cave]

yes rizzty

[wary crag]

[north palm]

Aapki ma hoti to

[vast magnet]

[glass leaf]

Itna bhi bully nhi Krna chahiye ig kisi ko

[proven cave]

wau wakey wakey sweetu

[hearty tapir]

Hlw

[woven wadi]

Hello

[proven cave]

Simp

[vast magnet]

Ye wo budhau Sarthak hai 28 saal ka

[dawn panther]

Sorry

[topaz drift]

Bully to wo kr rha/rhi thi/tha

[wary crag]

hello hello cutie

[proven cave]

30 ka ho gya hai is sal toh

[hearty tapir]

Which one

[dawn panther]

Mai?

[wary crag]

27

[vast magnet]

Other one

[glass leaf]

You should respect they/ them /her

[north palm]

[glass leaf]

[hearty tapir]

[wary crag]

wakey wakey

[topaz drift]

Ha teri alt account

[vast magnet]

Ohnooo
What are these oldies doing here

[woven wadi]

Eww

[dawn panther]

[topaz drift]

They exists ?

[vast magnet]

Chal jhoote

[dawn panther]

Konsa

[north palm]

What ew

[proven cave]

Minor hunters..

[glass leaf]

Idk either

[woven wadi]

Freaky nitro members

[jade sorrel]

Naya joke lao yaar

[proven cave]

[topaz drift]

Simranjeet singh

[vast magnet]

[wary crag]

😘

[glass leaf]

[proven cave]

[topaz drift]

Then there is no need for their respect

[proven cave]

Looking for 17yo

[north palm]

[dawn panther]

[vast magnet]

Sarthak agar dum hai to real age bata

[glass leaf]

Cruel child ...may God bless you with kindness

[proven cave]

@north palm

[north palm]

oki

[dawn panther]

[proven cave]

tu hoga simp

[vast magnet]

ye budhau

[north palm]

[woven wadi]

@jade sorrel acche singer ho

[wary crag]

36

[topaz drift]

[vast magnet]

I'm simp for paani

[wary crag]

[jade sorrel]

Thanks

[glass leaf]

12 bje Gud morning text ignore hogyaa

[vast magnet]

I like paani

[proven cave]

[vast magnet]

Paani ka kaam sirf paani karta hai

[proven cave]

Me for you

[topaz drift]

Morning khatam hone wali

Sabhi ko good morning

[proven cave]

[prisma marsh]

[proven cave]

Sarthak 36 ka? damn.

[north palm]

ew gay

[glass leaf]

Are amrish poori

[topaz drift]

Good noon

[vast magnet]

Le beta
Kya seekha 36 saal ke jeevan mein
Minors dhundne ke alawa

[proven cave]

2 month pehle bday tha

[prisma marsh]

[vast magnet]

[prisma marsh]

[wary crag]

subah subah aate hi Paani simping start kr deti hai

[hearty tapir]

Mogambo

[glass leaf]

Hey mogambo 🫡

[proven cave]

tujhpe nahi ki na?

[vast magnet]

This same vaccine

[glass leaf]

Good noon

Almost

[vast magnet]

Nothing good about this noon

[glass leaf]

It's 12 o clock perfect

[dawn panther]

Nice ass

[dawn panther]

[wary crag]

jb 18 ka tha to bhi 18 saal ki ladki psand thi aur aaj bhi

[prisma marsh]

def not same

[north palm]

Thanks send urs

[woven wadi]

Wth did u just say

[proven cave]

[north palm]

[proven cave]

[topaz drift]

Pedo file

[hearty tapir]

Sirf 2 ka farq hai 18 or 36 me
18*2

[north palm]

[proven cave]

Or jab 36 hai tab bhi 18 sal k bachhiyan psnd hai

[topaz drift]

Is gc me simp aur pdfile bhare pade hau

[vast magnet]

No character development

[dawn panther]

[vast magnet]

Accha beta

[woven wadi]

Someone check his browser history

[vast magnet]

Sirf*

[north palm]

Tumlog smjhe ni unki baat

[prisma marsh]

yes mom

[wary crag]

i like your thinking

[topaz drift]

Simp bhi hai saggy ke jaise

[glass leaf]

Kuki to pdf hai

[vast magnet]

Ahahaha

[topaz drift]

Kuki to lauda hai

[hearty tapir]

Dimag se dimag me transfer hone wala gif

[wary crag]

i don't change with time

[vast magnet]

Saggy is biggest simp of all time

[north palm]

Jab wo 18 ke the tb unhe Jo pasand thi wo 18 ki thi
Ab shyd se wo RIP hogyi to pyaar haven't changed and she's still 18

[vast magnet]

Avg millennial

[glass leaf]

I doubt

[topaz drift]

Mujhe to tum bhi simp lag the

[woven wadi]

[topaz drift]

Extempore me bolna yesab

[north palm]

kab Kiya mc

[vast magnet]

What a weird statement to make

[topaz drift]

I had that doubt while ago

[north palm]

Abe ja

[vast magnet]

Simp for food and girls
So yeah

[topaz drift]

Kuki pe simp krta h tu

[north palm]

Sahi to hai

[vast magnet]

Defensive behaviour proves my word

[topaz drift]

[glass leaf]

Srizztea to ladki hai

[wary crag]

v deep, but vo zinda hai bss uski shaadi ho gyi

[north palm]

shitt

[woven wadi]

Aur tu?

[vast magnet]

To? Can't simp on girls?
What is this boomer mindset

[topaz drift]

Catfish

[north palm]

Hn to ladkiyo PE simp na Karu to kispe Karu

[vast magnet]

I like to feed fish to my cat

[topaz drift]

Ye ladkiyo ka behavior kyu change hojata bc irl

[wary crag]

virtual hugs

[proven cave]

Corpse lover

[glass leaf]

You can but nikhil prnounce you as he/hin

[north palm]

[vast magnet]

Get a life

[glass leaf]

[topaz drift]

[silver heath]

Hmm

[glass leaf]

[woven wadi]

Necrophilia bolte usko

[proven cave]

Ex ki shadi m jau ? Invitation aya hua hai

[vast magnet]

Whatever makes him happy

[hearty tapir]

Bhandara khane ja rha hai kya

[topaz drift]

Necrofile

[woven wadi]

[north palm]

i like ledis log im lesbian
Jai ledis

[silver heath]

Yes

[vast magnet]

Wanna eat some?

[proven cave]

Phile*

[topaz drift]

Uski shadi kharab krke aajao

[proven cave]

Thanks pranav was waiting for you

[glass leaf]

Nhi yaar bhandara khtm aaj ...daal chawal only

[silver heath]

I am not cat