#general-chat
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Kya boring chat hai bhai
Ye toh ted ki shakl hai
Ab baptism k baad aana chahiye

Jyda frank nahi ho gyi hai tu
Tera to game bazana padega ab
Done
prerana naam se mere school mein ek ladki padhti thi 2 feet ki

I'd like to date prerna
Jab boujee ko hatha diya to
Tum kis khet ki mooli ho

Body ke saath !!!
Always ready

Ye rr kam kar warna tujhe bhi unfollow kar dunga
Chiii
Aur yaha se bhi hata dunga
Yes 
Maine kya kiya 
@wary crag Ye rr kam kar warna tujhe bhi unfollow kar dunga
Ye kya baat baat pe teddy teddy karta rehta hai

@lusty mantle you up shy shy
Teddy
Tum log kuch jyda frank nahi ho gaye ho

Teddubedu
Again busyπ§π»ββοΈ
mere linkedin ke followers km ho jayenge 
Tasty af
Sad reality
Chii baddie gurls hotie , nashedi airat
block me Paani
Mereko Marathi aata hai just letting you know 
Hi stuti
Stalker
@sly trail 

Mai kaisa sa ho gaya hu aaj 
Accha 

Vaccine tu hamesa yahan kaise hota hai
Lost kl off hai?
Kyu
No more Teddy Daddy
good friday
aaj he aaya aur tu dikh gayi bro
No
Lossttt
Vaccine 
mera to hai
Kyahua
lost
good
Kitna jhooth bolega 
Dinner raha he gya
teri kasam cutu
Maar daal mujhe
yo ted whatsup
you never replied
maine 2 baari dinner kr liya fir bhi bhook lag rhi hai
Happy birthday
Damn it took me 3 mins to remember that
downfall
π
π€§ mare tere dushman
Or mujhe ek burgir ?
No birthday cake for you

Gf hi nahi hai
i was sadd
okki
saddd
Why 
Voh toh tuβ¦.

fair
Lost


Paani
Or Sarthak kaisa hai bhai 
ok yaar, nahi bolunga aage se hello
Labu
Aur bata kaisa hai
yo
enough dc ig
C o c k bheju kya
Someone said me this

bdiya bhai yaar tu bata, btw nice name
See you soon

Mreko ek bengali baddie chaiye 
all good, aap kaise ho
Bolna tha.. Haan bhej I'll judge 


check dmπ³

Mai mere laude lagane wale dreams π₯
Abbey ye dead body zinda ho gyaa
Your too ππ»ππ»
@tacit dagger Bhai kaise ho ??
Yours*
dreams bhi aise
@unique swift
Tumne kab dekha
so your place or mine?
π

vaccu ye toh nahi bataya yar tune
Wahi toh
huh bestitt


Losttt bhi ignore krri

mujhe bhi aaj he pata chala ye
Ganne ka khet kaisa rhega
Kab

prove her wrong
mere se bhi?
Abhi kari _

@vestal dome darwaza khol aata hu
Bad beti
Mann I love kids 
Kid Molester?
fir thik hai
Bc kya tharki chat hai
Chiii in general sense yaar 
Paani ne sabko geela kar diya
vo to best hai
@woeful gorge ye pfp mein aap ho? mashallah
sbke niyat kharab hai. Isme me ky jru
Kru
Tamma tamma loge
Simpuda
@edgy smelt ye pfp mein aap ho? mashallah
Ik ik
jk

@trim moon ye pfp mein aap ho? mashallah
This is me 
DC k sab ladke
Aur bataiye , 
You started it
Goodnight
This is me for a few days only 
Uske baaad I won't 
Kya?
ye log pehle se hi tharki the. Look at sarthak .. btao
achha. Oki
Ni Mai vaari jawan
You're gu lu lu for him
ab 2 log baith kr ganne ke khet mein daaru bhi nhi pi skte?
acha daru. Kool
Mapping the Worldβs Maritime Chokepoints

Pados me hi rehte hai
Goode bhr ja jor bhi nhi lgaana padega π€£
Sex
No
Yes

Wahi na , kuch timepass Layak nahi hai insta 
Aur darr bhi rahega issiliye ss me unke dms me hi bhejta
Gallery me thode na rakhi
Everything is bad on insta
Bas jaata hu stories post krta hu , dost se baat krta hu
Kya darr ? M nai darrti kisise 
Poore 18 ghante ka my insta usage is 1 hr

Your husband
who ? Unse bhi nahi darrti
Fr , abhi check Kiya it is 1hr 23 mins
π haha cutes
watch geopolitics instead

watch? Tujhe kyu rakha hai fir
@golden agate tera avg screentime kya hai m
Naam nahi lunga

13-14 hoga
konsa ss
batana
yes
Wtffff
Nvm
Wbu
Dm 
11th bhulta jara hu pdhni pdegi
Nope
Ok
@dawn panther tera avg screentime bata

13
Mai sikhauun ?
mai extra paise bhejta hu mujhe ss bhej saare
Saale pdh le 13 ghante dekhne ke badle
Kese ss

Hmm
Abe rehnde 12th bhi bhul jauga
Hatttt

Lecture bhi leta hu
@maiden fjord mera saath dega ek karna hai , mila toh dono req karennge , tu alt acc se kr , mai main acc se krunga
Included
Hehehheh
Hmm
aise gaslight nhi kr skta
KAAM*
horror movie k name p conjuring
yha kese?
kya kon sa kaam
Teddu..
Insta id dhundhni hai
My little sunshine
Aapko nahi kiya na
Aise hi
@dawn panther help him
Little Miss Sunshine hai naam
Oh oki . Is it romcom?
minor ?
Abye ooo pahadi baddie ka hai
Feel Good movie
Fir theeke
thenks
No no
Waah sab insta stalk karra ab to
Kiski btao
Tell fas fas
Got an excuse to remove him too

bhai yaar padhai nahi ho rahi mere sie
So ja bkl
game khelene chale ja rah bar bar

Stop sending dm to random jerks
hm
Relatable
ew
Nvm
E sux??
kya pta ash win anna side affect

Wsp ngas
Stop simping
@maiden fjord tuje kera
Net ki maa sudi pdi hai
Aa
Gaali khayega
No n word please
Bc Mai itna chutiya kaise hu , train mein raat ke 11 ke baad charge port on nahinreht aur Maine charge krna hi bhul gayya
Chiggaa*
Hi rae
that's even bad for you. You're yourself a chick
howudoinn
Good hbuu
No n word
soja phir
we won
nah nah
likewise
Sojao sojao
why are you overstimulated
Trauma h kya
oh? yayyyy
what's next?
God loves the sinners; I just make sure they survive long enough to regret it.
zoo bangya gharpe
ayo
Jab dekho
ye to achi baat hai, sad kyu
Nigee
i see
@golden agate you removing me ?
πππ
lots to learn lots to do
Nm bhai tu bata
Already removed from Instagram
Yess
π€π€
Discord maybe later
same
says a winner btw
Samaaj sevak
tu mat sharma chal
It is I going to be soon be a Padre
luck by chance
Jesus lover
yess lol
entertain to ho hi jaate hai
Too late sharam aa gi ab toh
Guy from up
funsies then
Yes who has his faith in Italian Catholics
meditate a little tho, to keep yourself calm amidst the domestic crisis
Okay i give up
abeyaar
luck wali baat to bilkul ni hai
muehehehe
ghora bhi ni maine to
May the lord merciful on you child

lol I dunno how to meditate
Ghora? π°
Aren't you learning French
ghoora
ye le munsi premchand
Nhh
You're in Canada
Ji bhai

I didnβt move to montreal for PR so ion have to
ankh band karneka, saas leneka, saas pe dhyaan deneka, try to use all your sensory organs to feel stuff, be present in the moment forget the surrounding

Are you *
andar bahar karneka
Oh acha
And tere ghoorne ka wait karu ab sharmane ke liye π‘
tapori is so fun
Munsi premchand aise lagra panwadi hai koi
the way you move
I do that without anulom vilom πΉ
Ohh shii Abel Tesfaye's region
the way you understand me
??
reminds me of one of the first meme skits I watched on my mother's whatsapp when I was in 2nd
haan? tbhi sharmate hai pagl
faltu mai ni

abeooo π‘ goat ko kuch ni bolna
may god have mercy on you
sleep well
what u want?
i will take my oath now
Yeh kya baat hui aise hi ni sharma skte kya bore hore ho to?
π huh what
what's that
Ig hes from toronto
Van cleef
Bol diya ab toh too late again
He doesn't show on non believers
byebyeee oathhh
seeuuu takecaree
it was a thing
ehot is this
Yes he is but Montreal is special for him
Sui takecare
nahi?
π upr dikhta h kon kon vc mh
Toh kya karte hai fir free time me?
Um y tho cz idk
That's why no one believes on you
aksar der
oh lol
Yeh toh sunela lagta hai
somebody just reminded of ghoormat netra
game khelte hai
waaoo cute
movies dekhte hai
ππ
Aap kyuni khelte phir
ghoormar netra
yes
Aap kyuni dekhte phir
i was gonna ask you
@grim crystal bday ktm
haan doomscroller
omg
jo bhi oath bta rhi hai
Google pe nahi
Ary π
it's this server ka lore
kyuki mai bore ni hoti aapki trha
Lore
ohh? btao
Rae is a boy
dekhti hu
ππ₯Ί
101%
yess
Vc me kyuni
some guy, ghoormat, in his 30s i think used to text a girl who was a minor. She leaked their chats, and it was a whole thing
they both left the server
There was a time when i used to obsessed with him but now I find him pretty bland and boring
200 %
lmaaoooo πΉπΉπΉ
kabki baat hai
You don't say about my religion
lockdown
But his show in toronto wsso good
Lmao nostalgia
Are u christian
i wasn't here tabi
kyuki tumsab dekne ni dete π‘
Not as montreal
Yes indeed
pk probably experienced it first hand
Na ive heard
wowww crazyy
kitna humiliating hoga dono ke liye
Haww dekhne hi ni diya isko batao
Mujhe kya pta i nvr went to any show
actually
Except samays ππ
Ni i met him aui ke sv pe
haan chapad chapad inda chat
Hmm

Well I am not gonna argue on a singer whom I find pretty boring now
crazy lmao
Hawww π’
can relate lol
Yes indeed
Which one
Abbe bss to
what π
Maan gya
you had that happen with you?

Deny karra tha sab kuch kehta tumhe meri pov ni pata yaar like he could defend texting a minor π
It ws in toronto last year
gadha majdoori
weren't there his chats with her in that humiliation server
Kesa raha ...
Thik thha other one ws in kitchener stupid me thought diff set hoga so same jokes sunnne twice
$200 waste krdie
Never heard of that server
Miss kar diya
Pehla to mast thha it happened during his igl controversy
Agr jaana hai na to bassi ke me jaana
Samay bhi thik tha
embarrassing texts ke screenshots daalte the wahape and there was a channel jisme unke saare chats the
Could've been better
sabke channels the ig
yea so
umm not the same but some people do share my DM chats πΉ
anushri source karti thi saari gossip
Nhi wo accha hai but bassi kya hai ki stories jayada batata hai to or maza aata hai
did y watch hail mary though
ayo, gand maardo unki
no na, next week
Lmao museum me display kar diye chats π
oh pls do
Mosami
imax onle
Happy 3rd
gand mari thi tbhi to trigger hogeπ
Nooooo
Hi peki
Hi ohteri
dead chat π
Cry bout it
yesirrr to mai use bhi ni karti
tu hi rakhπ
Kyu mar gyi kbhi socha hai?
Oh acha sure
Mehak mangal
nhi sochaa
U make nice videos
Rakh lu? Chupa ke?
Sochna bhi nhi chahiye warna aap galat jagah dimag lga bethoge
Nhi tum khatt bhi nhi likhte
Right, listen up you lot! Padre Ted Thomas here, interrupting your regularly scheduled scrolling of cat memes and questionable life choices.
Look, today is Good Friday. A bit of a "good news, bad news" situation, isn't it? The bad news: things got incredibly messy at Calvary. The good news: Jesus took the ultimate hit for your sinsβyes, even that weird thing you did in the group chat at 3:00 AM. He secured us a "bright future," though looking at some of your profile pictures, heβs certainly got his work cut out for him!
It was a sacrifice for the ages, really. Talk about a "tough day at the office."
So, in the spirit of... well, Spirits... raise your wine glasses! Letβs toast to ourselves, because let's be honest, weβre a handful, and to the fact that weβve got someone looking out for us who clearly has a very high tolerance for nonsense.
Drink up, stay holy-ish, and try not to make him regret the investment before Sunday! π·β¨π
shi kaha bhai
Always
Chuppa lelo rakh ke
Simti si likhai me apna gum toh bhar liya but maine
been busy busy past two weeks
Chuppi loge?
yes that sorta thing
thoda boht alive rakh rahe ho tum
Padre I've sinned π₯Ί
Lmao
Lifafe me sajake galti bhi bta dena fir
Chuppi ki dun sirf maina gaa skti h
hi again btw
gharka address leak kardo unka
What is it my child
Baaton hi baaton me teri aankhien kuch keh rhi hai
arteyu
Jab dekho again btw
It's unfortunate
nawh
aapke gharka pata btadoπ
my toes are paining
Tu hugti h jin cheezo se mai unki hi saza hoon

:dantdikhanewalagussa:
maine thodi bully kiya tumhe π
Mai @frozen dew ki mummy ko galat narzo se dekhta hu π₯Ί
Baaton hi baaton me gaand marwa loge tum beta
yeah
Mummy badlo nazre nahi
Hi rae
Lagta hai aap din me 2 baar brush ni karte
arey π’ aapko surprise dena tha
Bars
Tum jisse darti ho unki wajah se hi mai tumhare life me aya hu
Nami saaannnnnn
mere toothpaste mai namak bhi nhi hai
hi artri
Oye Rae hi
Kyuki gand marna bad
kaisa sa hai ye
Kehdo ki tum mujhse chudti ho baby kyuki mai tumhe mujhme fasa hua ni dekh skta
To beta baat kuch aisi hai
Ke ghar jaisi h
Allah busy h
Or whatever arpit said
Hi rae
Uski baato pe bharosa ?? When ?? How ??? 
he said fakiuumadrchod
you cominhere
hi artri ntmy
rae where do you live
π¦
true that
Haww you don't gotta be so rude all the time anvie π
@stable basin likes it though
Hi artery bhadvu
Mai discord kese aagya agar off jara th to
someday maybe
Ye cheez muje kyuni smji
haryana
Aapko zarurat hai baat karne ki kartik se
uwie
Han yar anvi esa hi hai
rone mat lag jaya karo room mai band kardugi
Betha hua hu mai pr chubte tumhe mere sawal kyu ? Jb bethi bhi ho tum pr kyu nhi ho mere paas ,
Saza hi smjh lu fir isse ? Pr fir bhi mai khafa hokr akela rhunga
πΉπΉπΉ baat suno lawde ki
πΉπΉπΉπΉ
kya pun kia hai
Pun?
yestell
Punpun ek Banda h iss server p btw
sori Γ100
Allah mujhe lund k qabil bna diya π₯Ίπ
Hey siri
hm
Hi rae thanks mujhe bhi accha lga sunke ki aap ntmy hui merese baat krke βΊοΈβΊοΈ
hey siri ke jija
Hari ana
Hawwww no
so you copy-pasted message? Bold move for someone whose idea of creativity is spelling their own name right on the first try. Donβt strain yourself now, genius β thinking might just be above your pay gradeβ¦
Abey oye nikhil 2 plate me burger lga k tujhe tall dunga hi
Ae khuda mere lund ko esi nasibiyat dena ki khuda tu bhi mujse pyaar kre
tall kardunga πππΉ
so you copy-pasted message? Bold move for someone whose idea of creativity is spelling their own name right on the first try. Donβt strain yourself now, genius β thinking might just be above your pay gradeβ¦
Jija or jiju? Which one suits better
2 plate burger lga k tujhe tall karunga
merisasuke
Hi
thankeww
simp
Kya hua son
abeyaar
Konsi ladki dhundni hai teell
Hi
Kesi ho
Tumhari ma jesi ekdum chudi Hui tum Kasi ho ππ₯°
ye rae help kr degi ladki dhundne me
??
??
??
pk mummy π₯Ίπ€
@wraith hound
Haa π
Like you too
tuje char din se potty ni hui kya
han
net ni chal rha
yooyo
Potty lotte chocko
Kisse pagal bnara
Okay got it
Kesa sa. Hai ye
chii bhai
Ye sallle lower aur underwear π©² puri uttar ke hagta hai
Chi
π«©
hmm
abhi bachpane me hai ye
Insta pe Sach mein unfollow kr diya 
No need kaam over
mai bhi kr deta hu tujhe unfollow
Wanna be bachpan
Machar katt te hai nunu ke tope pe
Abey oo
Yes TED was serious

Usne baaki logo ko bhi kar diya iss svr se
Sab log krdoge toh mera dost kaun rahega π₯
sirf ladkiya rakh apni following me
Nahi hai bhaii koi bhi mere following mein
Kabeer ke dohe
Nhi real
Sattu khata hai aaj kal
oh
wah
mixie me dalo 60 gram chana
Bas clg wali dost Hai

tyson
Sachhi?
kuki agar ladki hota to bhi amma behen ki gaali khayega
Banner dekh
pure din bakwas baate
@topaz drift nxt schedule pe mreko yaad dilayo
Yo
Chepauk pe agar hoga toh
rae
I'll try
yuss
how old are you
@frozen dew wo sex sux walle lgaau?
why do u ask
uncle
coz whynot
tu hoga
Cricket
no more single ?
24
Hinge?
Cricket matches *
Feeling proud Indian army

Clz
Heelooonhuysss
haha
mai badtameezi karna nhi chahti
kuki ko to neet chodega
Kese ho pretty pretty logs
tere andar badtameeji hai
mai bhi yahi manti hu
16 tarik ko teri mummy jldi bhej dugga cake cutting ke time
Mt do bhai neet saying it from experience
chai bhi ajeeb hi baate krta hai
ha wahi potato tomato
modi
Konse wale ? Bohat hote h π
Khatam hogi
kuki ki mummy hai ye
Oh
Teri walli toh white white hokke bethi hai
Dont tell me youre still busy @lusty mantle
fir gandi baate
Sorry
Rae 
And you were asking reasons why I unfollowed you
Bkchodi krne lg gye lhir se tum log 
@woven swallow
Bro see , there's a lot of difference between simping and greeting someone, first learn that

?
Uss liye unfollow nahi kiya
tag mat kr mujhe
Aur bhi reasons hai

hii
Acha
Teri maa ki chuuuuu
says the biggest simp btw πΉ
Sb rae rae kyu kr rhe h 
Mreko kya bhai , krdo
So jao aur sone do (kuki to nahi bola kuch usko kiya to)
tu kon bhadve
teri bkc , gand marwani hai kya tujhe
Tera baap
Because wo awkward goat ka left hand hai jisse awkward goat apna ifykyk
tere ghar aake ter aane wale ansh khatam kr dunga
hein?
ye kya ho gaya
Free wala nahi chalta idhr
Nitro kha hai mera π‘
March bolla tha
hyderabad ?
Good enough
pagol
goodtoknow
So ja

@maiden fjord mat krr
Saale

Bhaii agar kiye Mai bolra !!!
Bheju ???
ain't you ria?
@maiden fjord vc me betha hai
ria who
@north ibex
waittt
ni manta bilkul bhi
@tardy crystal
bilkul bhi ni
tem no hai sori
Check kr konsi reply degi fir conversation start
sab moh maya hai
htt chup
@formal badge
ni degi
htt chuo
@formal badge ye pfp mai aapho? mashallah
chup

kuki ka kooker bajade
@cinder steppe im offended
htt chup
Month end top member ko role do fas fas
Kya kya bolte ho bey
Happy Good Friday moderator
@cinder steppe he's not my friend btw
pagol
ig meri ek frnd thi tjm vahi ho nvm
aryan jso ko reply ni deti sori
acha isfine
@cinder steppe oye
thanks
koi itna rude kaise ho sakta

offend hogyi
Han Mai hi bolra hu
shit
ho to gai
Rae , I said it
Wo* ho kyu bolra madarchod
Aisa mujhe Aryan bolne bola
rae ashwin ended his simpness

isfine hi to bola hai 
@twin ore online??
for replying you be offended
Yess , I have to nahi toh bht gaalli padega
Hastmaithun
uske pehle bhi to tag karne pr itna rude hona is rude
Happi
simp
Simple*

for replying you be offended πΉ
Hi jai bheem
My roof has been
same to you

arey yaar mai thodi waisi si hu sori
My roof has been
Cake do
Kissed by a rose
vaisi si matlab kaisi si? losttu si?
koi kuki ke nitro ki validation khtm krdo
Language child language
send money , i will send cake
Dimaag
tf is losttu si
1 yr π€
Bhai mreko itna mast news pata chala mere city ke most reputed clg ke baare mein
Amity
chai
Not interested
Ya galgotia
Live and let live
abe kyuu???π
Nhi hua for me
Han Hann vc chat dekh
@maiden fjord @topaz drift vc change time tum dono ki mkc
ab band hoja
@maiden fjord vc chat !
simp mc
Sweet dreams 
@vestal dome si
no
koi na jaisi bhi ho apni jagah pr thik hi hogi
New York Ripper has been revealed ππ

yess
Who fought?
I'm sorry, i forgot that
Summary please
Why they fought
Damn
Tell more
@vast magnet here

Wait
It's kinda confusing for me
What exactly are they talking about ππ
Bhai

DM mein bata de
Kal subah church Jana hai mujhe
I need tea, life too boring
Yo gng
Han
Me too
Nhi dekhna tha
Yours too pedro pascal

ni hora
Koi kuch ni batayega
Abb to pata chalgaya
ππ
Nawab Saheb
Ted tune kya bola
I mean I did figure out
Kuch nahi
I just wanted to confirm
I don't even talk to her
Maine to kuch ni kiya vmrooo






ye kya hai ab




