#general-chat
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badal mat dena 



Lmao

?
I am broke , you send me food 
@proven cave explain her

I am hungry
didn’t eat

no lunch
I exchanged 1 baby
in nicu.. kyuki wo log matpit p a hye the family wale

Tf?
Dude what

abhi bhi alag alag hai
I know. And I'm sorry for that
Are ni 
For 5 min only...

oh okay 
Wo log Dr ko marne aye the
sample baby

Like.. why.
😭
socho ameer ghar ka bachha gareeb ghar mai exchange hojaye 
aisa sirf movie m hote hai..
mehu wo
Unless
kaisa tag?

wah re mere sher

are wo .. 3 day old kid.. for phototherapy


Wdym
Patient party was like.. itte din bad jaundice kaise ho sskta ?? Aplog ne dekha nahi? 
we were like

Bruh
Lol
wut ra
Bro sexy lagre ho photos mein dal deta hu
Eeeeeeee macarenaaaaaaa
paani kahi mai bhi exchange hoke aapke paas ni aagya ? 
Neend hogayi Janab?
Exchange toh log better aane ke liye krte hai na
aap hi mere real momzi hona 
yes
haan smjh gayi ab
Don't be hungry , loosing weight, not good

yes dorling
Good good
U smort bachha ik
hehe
Don’t feel like 

yk wrong
Doctor hai vo
Wau I tello my kids to call me momzi
aap kehti hi toh true hoga
Areeee
unki ammi zinda hongi tab takk

Godi mat lena🔪
yes deer cut
Cuteee
mai dikhaunga aapki ashleel chats
batao to
Inside India
december tk wait 
Ghar me chintu hai ...
me or chats? No dm
I do
?!??
oki
mere bhai behen hi honge wo 
no incest
aur me chala outside india
in GC 
badhiya zi
Oh
oops cousin had my phone
Chintu nahi hain ...?!?! Toh krdenge ..😝🤪
fir
vo kisi ne bola tha ek ho country me 2 hawt log nhi reh sakte

Kya? 

Chintu


Ek to modiji hogye dusra kaun hai ?
Sassy tharoor
Tine
Makes sense
called dibs on India
Oho
Dracula baj gya

Canadian lad

ye pfp mai aap ho
Run from the sunnn like a dracula
Yes
Catphisss hain catphisss
Chup

Pspspspsss
🦦
🦖
us
Serenitu
You mail gender ..💅


Dm dekho
Simranity
lun
Paani
🤰🤰
Plz send req again
Hellu kaha se ho aap Delhi m
Gati se decline krdi
Saket

paani aap bengali ho
😝
yes
jol khabo
oki
🤤
khao
Tum bhi delhi se ho
Chup
jol khabe
Chup


kuki padhle gelchodi
Abe
Nhi nhi 
pure din athe hi padyo rehvi


zeher pio
....
Tero kayin jaryo che
Chup
Abe saala nazar lagde gandmarra

nazar kyu dekh lei 2.5 mahina ki aur baat hai
yooo
coaching ko bhi permanent bann jasi
@topaz drift gelchodi
Dhai ki ni ek mahina ki hi baat hai
result to june me hi aasi?
Hmm allen khrid lyuu?
@dusty thunder kya re gelchod
kharid ki band krde
Bisssu pelya nayo admission lelyu lo
ab kaale coaching change ya fer same hi?


Champu lg rha hu

puro dimaag hi imm kharch hojarye jana padhai me k laag si
Same gurukripa g nd mari si hai bus female ka mamla mai thikk hai
Allen best

chhoriya to aiims me bhi mil jasi
Kuki pdh le
clear karbaalo to bann
sahi baat
ye gaddha kyu dikha rha
Boo toh side by side dekhta roh
Nayi aaja si agla saal
Pata nhai aise hi 
Ikr
Koi ek batch ka sath mai bhi college udd jyassu
simp ka next level h kya ye ?
achyaa
Bihari genes hai
Paapi peet
teri junior hosi be sagli, achi najara syu dekhya kar
No idea
nursing krsi ke saage saage?
Na na krshya toh medical hi mbbs
mbbs ki fees to thaa holi tann

jao yr
Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery
who is stopping you
Selection su jyasa aiims choti baat mtt kr
Bhai Rahul jaykar wala mathod try krke dekho
Bday gift do @livid blaze
ee lakhna syu lagryo koni

indeed! issi liye jaa rha
Hello 
Eyaa kiyya purri raat padhyo hu lakhan thik hai lekin jana relax kr a au koi ladh hi koni
@maiden fjord sun toh
dusra @past shuttle
badiya diet ka dhyan rakhna, pehle 3 mahine me ache results dikhenge fir saturate hojayenge to sarr mat pakad len
Diet toh badhiya hi chal rahi abhi bhi
tero ee hisaab to pure din relax hi chaale, mai jad bhi aau tu padyo laadhsi athe

Taron se labrez, ye neela ambar,
Sapno ki dhooni mein, khada digambar.
Darmiyan se toota, kanch-sa vichambar,
Khushiyon ki raakh ka, bikhra bhakchar.
Fakiro ki basti, naseeb-e-tilchar,
Dacatiyo ne loota, sukoon-e-vilochar.
Read this
Coincidence
🦦 🦦
@past shuttle Happy Birthday sai 🫂
@past shuttle Happy Birthday sai 🫂
@past shuttle Happy Birthday sai 🫂
abhi thodi lere 2x protein of bodyweight
@past shuttle Happy Birthday sai 🫂
@past shuttle Happy Birthday sai 🫂
@past shuttle Happy Birthday sai 🫂
Nahi nahi🥀
@past shuttle Happy Birthday sai 🫂
hmmm, sounds kinda poetic
good
@past shuttle Happy Birthday sai 🫂
It is 
@past shuttle Happy Birthday sai 🫂
han fir aajana high protein low carbs diet pe
Demotivate krdiyo ab raat n hi aullo sidho 4 ghnta pdh r
done haiii
Anyone wanna play poker?
hiii howudoinn
aaj nahi hai bhai😭
hain kya

Ohh koi na jab bhi ho samjh lena mene wish Kiya hai

😭
Tf bkl

shabash
Pichle saal bhi yahi ki thi pk

Happy bday twin ji
Yaar snap pe change karna birthday 😭
Tera aaj hai?
Snap wale bahenkelode cake bana dikha dete hain
Happy birthday @grim crystal 
Mujhe laga Aaj hi hoga
Hii pk
meri mummy ka hai aaj
Hello hello
Twin mummy milgyi
me saari mwri wishes mummy ko dedunga
😆
Tf
Mere liye ky
😭

mummy ko bolunga tujhe wish karde
Mummy ka birthday daal diya snap pe gendul
ok done
Mera official bday aaj hai
Kya pyaari kanya abhi bhi pyaari hai

always
Kya mardani aurat abhi bhi mardani hai



Kya paani abhi bhi paani hai ya vapour bann gyi
Dimaag ki maa bahen kar raha

abhi warm water hai @proven cave
Aap kaun ho bhai
Happy Birthday semi bhai
Arre tum sehri logo ka ek bday hota me gaon me tha mere 3 hai
tu hot h na
Mandir me "Hungama ho gaya " gaana chal raha 😭

tum mandir me?
Tera fitoor gaana sun raha klaus eww
Ghar ke bagal me hai
Mene hothon se lgaayi toh
Papa Mandir ke Adhyaksh hain
Hungama hogyaa
Lol
ohhhh
eww kyu 
Bekaar lagta
Haan
achha
Masjid ke bhi hain
damn secular mandir
Dono jagah ke hain
Qadri sahab secular hai
church bhi banwa lo
2014 ke phle ke log hain , tab sab secular hi the
Secular to wo thi
aur pakistan se bhi thi
Christians log hi nahin hain
to conv...
Me ho raha baptized
Ghar ki yaad nii tujhe yadhu
Hatt 😭😂
I'll be Padre Ted Thomas

Marcus Matthew mcanholl
Oh yea kal good Friday hai
Kal Friday hain penchooo
kal me church nahi jaega
Warna roz jata h?
***ahm ahm
Good Friday
ek baar dost ko leke gaya tha bas dekhne kaisa hai bahar chappal utarne laga tha wo
😭 😭
Love you Jesus
Sorry to the catholic community
Bye Bye Allaha
Me kahi nahi jaata
Kya matlab nahin utaarte kyaa
😭😭
nahi 

Hello
Meto jd ki bottle dekhke paagal hogya tha
Just woke up
Civic sense achha hai uska
😭😭
soja
Kisine poocha?


Welcome my child
Gud morning pineapple looking very gud very nice

Blasphemous statement to nahi hai ye
Aaja saath
Dhawal aap Bramhan ho?
ki Jesus is actually christian baba
Mandir me try karke dekho ek baar
Zesty dhoobal
nahi
He was Jewish
Nhi tho
Tu dhwal kabse ho gaya
Kaun ho
Nope
Jai Bheem 💙

Kisine chutiyaa bola
Arre mera point samajh

Smart boy
Insaan hoge I'm guessing
Yes
haan 
eww

Ghar me aate hi sleeping schedule kya badhiya ho gaya
Dollar bills
Yeh meko dm kiske aare ...

Chalo byeee
Bye PK
Bye pk
Baddie has no religion
Burqa baddies
If she's a religious then she no baddie

Im not a baddie first of all
baddie
Shut Up y'all
ab me bolunga to tu hatt bolegi
Missing pk ke lafde
Am I?

La la la la
You better don't
La la la la
Of course
pk pe actually diva fits better

Bad joke
Mera naam sai to nahin hain
Gotta delete it
Par han
Fuck itt it's there


..bye bye
Aur IRL thodi PK naam hai bhai
Ye ted naam ka ldka gyaan hi chodne laga ispe
He is virgin so gyaan hi chodenga obv.

No hate to ted
Not satisfied -gyaan

Bada despo hain gyaan
When I said show

Mail gender ...💅

Lesbian
Gotcha
Lakdi
Aahhh ohhh
I like gurls
And do they like you back

chock waah kya spelling hai
Chalk
Don't know about them ...
Kya chutiya server ho gaya
State board dhoobal bhai
Dhawal is diggless??
Lockdown lagega to sab wapas aa jayenge
Bitch uske gaane sune hai??
Nonplz no lockdown
+1
Priyanka Chopra ke??
Let's goo
Chalo byee
Ohh The Jonas Brothers
Bye third time
Hahaha
Priyanka chopra ka patu
2nd
I said bye 2 times
Chup re lodu
Yes yes ik ik
Tere jaisi velli nahin hun
I said bye bye
Achha loli
Din raat attention ke liye yahan baithi rahun

I don't ask body count

fucking trash
Continue rkho
😭 yaar..mai baat nahin kr rahi jisse uski jhaantu batein apne liye nahin sun sakti

Koinaa

Obviously
pk hai kya
Haan mai hi hun
I don't drink
Aditya
the boy who played the harp
Omgg that's classic 
Your welcome
hello
Hard*
It wasn't wind
pichle saal tho aaya hai
Bhatoore ko OG bol diya

It was your fart
I'm talking about classic not some newbie
Mujhe?


Ji
Not bhatoora 
How to watch free ipl on tv
Kisko support kr re ipl mei
In hindi tbh
Get a job
Open jio cinema
Arey ye to koi aur bhatura hai

i don't listen to UK rap..if it aint dave or cench
or american rappers in general tbh
UK drill wale
You do job

uk drill best
Idk central cee ko cench bolte
Chutiya kahinn ka
cench is his nickname
Get a job, get a sallary, make money and watch it like it doesn't cost anything
Open Gangam Style
Ayy sexy ladddy
Get money do satta became millionaire then watch it in the stadium
Ayyy sexy ladddyyy
Concert k 14 log


mai india ke bahar ke sirf 1 bande ka concert dekha hai aaj tak

my fav
central cee
We middle class people listen to yt music only ...and Spotify
mujhe abhi bhi yaad hai...central cee ke concert ke liye 12 ghante pehle line me laga tha
Me VLC pe sunta hu
Yes ban gaya

camp karna chaiye tha
Puri kheer
asli me thori karne wala tha haha
Now?
but i was around 9 hours early
nice

Missing you xx
bizi thoru 
Aww qt
💔 💔
Ping me for vc
@lusty mantle 
Yes sweetie
Hi Sai
kya chalra shayla

@cinder steppe can I come ...??
Hi
Haa parveen
Kuch nii bore horhaa hu aaj
Same
Nothing happening
Touching my phone.
Instead of grasss
Kam karna padega phone

Kalse band

vc
Fog
aaja
Siz ko kaha
Hlw..


Except me and u..
Skribble khelega raat mein?
Yahh!!
Ye skribble kya hota hai..??
Geo guesser?
no games 
Kyu kya hua?
Gartic phone hota hai
dev ni aata
Valo aaja
Bhai ff khelo ..
valo can but on sunday
Done
I’ll make a new riot acc
Old one is banned for lifetime



soja 
nhi 


What’s that?
achha aisa
Hello
Hello
Ded chat
Hi
im doing fine baba, hby

🦖
Bas emoji bhejke kaha gaayab hojaate ho
Paaji kal toh Friday hain ...
Woh bhi gud wala
Hnn
@quaint shuttle
Friday aa penchoo
Good evening
Paalo ni paado

Typo


Tussi lassi pinde oo
Konsi lassi achchi lagti tussi

Nah
Why
Kyu maa bhen kr rha hai punjabi ki 😂
Nope
Mohalla assi
Aur kaisa
Ssup
Hnn baaki toh sabkuch khaata peeta hu

bete padhai kar warna sach ho jayega 😥
@stoic mountain

klauss

@quartz aurora
Lactose intolerant..???
Nhi
Paaji who is lactose intolerant..!?!?
Kya hogaya 

Achaaw toh thik hai
Hnn
hie
@topaz drift
Great achievement 
Yesss

Im happy
Today
Mummy ki daat shows asar


Koi icecream ka bhandara krado
Study more

Me broke bitch!! How can I

Yes

Its difficult
Dimag me bina kam ke gaan ebajte
Unhe kese band kru

Kam ke gaan !?
Gaane
hi
Aur padhaiii krowww doctor bno phir shaadi krlo kisi aur doc se phir dono abroad jaake paise kamao

Nikhil aur uski dono bandiya bhi thi udhr
sanskrit ki tution 
Yes
Subject tha

So jb Nikhil ka bday
Tha
Us din pura taiyar hoke aaya tha sala
Pata nhi muze kya hi dikh gya
Mera ekdum aisa reaction aya

Meko laga
Blush aur kajal laga ke aya hai

Maine ye baat sbme faila di
Hi @dusk night

Kya @topaz drift bhhai Hijda bante rehte ho
Prarana
Sbne chidhaya
ye duniya badi jalim hai nikhil naam ke logo pe
Divya zi ko tag kr
chup bkl
😂 😂
INS ka ship tere andar dal dunga
emotional blackmail ki jrrurt noi hai krri hu tag 
ekto ye bacche bajne lag jate gc pe
Mai tere andar poora ka poora port bana dunga
@dawn panther bsdk padhai krle , 1 mahine me neet hai , agar doctor ni bana to is desh ka kya hoga
chup hoja chipkali ki aadhi kati pooch
Wo padhta hai
Kr jldi
Chup chup ke
Thik hai thik hai sorry
hi

Abe uski id to bhej 
u r old af
Kanganchuralehsun
Hi cutie
Blocked messages damn
cutie

im new 
What
Saggy hai ki kuki

Wassup sweetie
hii anarerp 
saggy bhadu hai
sidha to likh
Ohh achha
mirror ke samne rkh
kya ho rha hai fir aaj , long weekend ahead
ted
tujhe aws ka voucher chahiye 80% off me ?
kitna dena padeaga




