#general-chat
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@proven cave meri aur prerna ki dosti karao naa
teri shadi kisi choti beti se ho.. tb pata chalega
aya bada huh
Aur @jade sorrel ki bhi
joke tha vo to
Prerna is my fren. No
Please naa
Isliye 9th me fail huyi thi
Why,
i mean he got married to his ex. Btao 

What about me ?

Koi bhagwan ka doot apne maa baap se pyar karne vala hi hoga jo mere pvt clg ki fees bharne ke liye aage ayega
easier to control, ek chocolate me maan jayegi

Neva

Wtf
do kala jadu on him na then 
Whad a man

Gud he left anyways
Noo ..he gone for good. Bipolar tha wo.

Okie
@jade sorrel meri dost banogi ? π€

liquid chalk kyu khareed liya maine
milega aapko bhi koi dw
sure sure.
normal wala hi le leta
Pee le usko
Dost, woh kya hote hai?
Yus aap jesi cutie single nhi rhegi , soon soon hoga kus 
Friends, jo mere nhi hai βΉοΈ
oh my gawd. Thanks yr β€οΈ same to you

Friends toh show thi
@agile summit 
usse pdne de
Themks


Padhai karo. Pyar vyar kuch nhi hota.
all men are dogs
Shi hai abhi to isika sochungi ig 
Daddy issue hai aapko?
Yus
Ye @dusk night ne mujhe bhi bola tha, 2 din baad mera bf bhaag gaya

Mujhe bhi bol ye same lineπ‘
Dost bano na mere
bhai mera bhi bhag jaye..
Loyalty testing
I hope π€π»
Mai aapke periods par waffle order kar dunga

Height ?

I am down
Paani rejected my friendship proposal ππ
fr lol
lies
hi
Yes you did
byee
hi
Sahi kiya
mai ferrero rocher gift kr dunga periods mein
Bye go back to ur dipressn
Ladliya jo bolti hai wo mean nahi karti



400 ka hogaya hai soch le
To kya uski naa me bhi haa tha??

missed me?
Tu sirf mera dost hai
Sath mai cuddle bhi
I smell good π
tu kitkat de 25 rupy wala

Ye kab hua??
yes
539 wala dunga
Mai melody toffee dunga btw 6'1 feminist

Price check kar aya blinkit se
Bachpan me 5 min pehle
bhejo ab
Mai deta hu number dm karo apna
Aryan blocked hi sahi tha bkl

@maiden fjord
wow ha
Me paani paani ho gyi

Kurkure khalo kurkure
Abhi chips khaai aalu waale
Boli thi diaper pehna karo
Too mehenga
arree waah
adult diaper is really good. Do try
ji

Mommy Pokko pants
Whut
Mammy*
how much experience u have?
Mammy hota hai wo
Yws
Aur kya haal surro ji
best of luck
many. Post op care m sabko dekha hai
U tried ?
Themks 
Mere liye mommy π₯°π₯°
Are we not on fighting terms anymore?
Kacha aam khane mai maza toh aata hai
No
yes baby
Soft hote hai
π doctor ji aaap wow
hi
Why do you wanna do that again
ok
Should we?

baby buba.. ab do Ferrero rocher.
act normal

maza aayatha
Wo unaditya bkl bhi nahi hai ab
already hu , special mention nahi chaiye
@jade sorrel feels like catfishing
khikhi khi khi
kyu be
Okie 
@frozen minnow goa ki pics dekh k pyaar sa ho gaya aapse π«Άπ«£π«£
koi na me normal aap crazy rahe
@tulip knot ada ne bhi gaali baki thi ye toh naa insaafi hai mujhse phele toh usne hi bola thaππ
hairfall kese roku?
Aap operation krte ho?
Wo gyno hain

Kahi aur ka kar dengi
aur aaj office me kaam nahi mila kya
Nhi
iron and calcium supplements lo.

Aapne bhi apni karwai hai kya?
calcium + k2 tata ka
ohh wow
Mene abhi kuch din pahle haircut karwaya hai

Ganja
Haircut ni karte hai ot p
Bhai koi doctor hai kya
How's your cute baby

Me
Wow nice
She's very fine. Turning 1 month tomorrow 

Koi doctor hai kya
@proven cave
Paani
no I'm not
Yes very short hair, new look try karra ab
Are bhyi thoda serious hu yrr
happy Birthday to her
π₯° cute
Bta do koi doctor ho to
Chup jhuttthi
Yes, how's the day
Serious hota to idhr thori ata 
Ya to jaan pehchan ka ..abhi baat ho jaye jissee
@proven cave aapki bhanji ka naam kya hai ?
Aww thank you paani sa means a lot
Pehle waale look me kya dikkat thi?
Wow happy bday doctor sahiba
must be very cutu sa naam
Kahi help nhi mil rhi socha yahi try kr lu
abhi decide nahi kiya hai
moxedaaar
Areh
mera bday nhi hai
Lambe baal and lambe beard tuta hua ashiq lagta tha me

jhooti

arey as a bua aap hi toh decide karoge ! Bua ya chachi ?
Udi baba maza aaya sunke

Tha ni hai 
Hamza?
Jis din hoga uss din ke liye rakhlo


ji
Bua?
I am mausi
Nahi hu
koi vc aara?
oh ma baddd
Gud
sorry
Hamza se bhi purana look tha mera

lekin mast naam rkhna
Koi doctor please π₯Ί
noice noice
vo bhatiji hota hai bua wali

hamza look was inspired from teddy

my bad sir , left right ho gya
Really ? Ted also uses adivasii hair ol?

Ab toh single bhi hai, you should try for him 
yes yes he is using it till now
No he better be happi with yalina

Mera ghanta, wo look change kar diya short hair and moustache pe aa gaya ab
Italian beard?

Paani is not singleπ
Paani ne mera face nahi dekha hai na
double hai vo
Pakistani visa nahi mila, ab hamza and yelina veer zaara ban gaye
Dikha
bro is shooting for Don 3
Beard?? Moustache bola mene
your mom
Kesa look dekhogi aaap??

Who

Abhi to kaafi dull face hai
Oki 
runveer
Ohh I see
oh . Try snail mucin
Soch raha hua goatee bhi rakh lu
mujhe larki aur bache ke liye bada dukh hua tha
Or salmon sperm
kissie kisie
usse bhi india le aate
Bengal aaana padega uske liye
like every other housewife, she sacrificed everything for us
dhawal bhai , is the final round over ?
But wo to Germany shift ho gyi hai.. hamza can easily go and live with them 

for samay writers ?
who tf asked?
Usse jameel ki identity expose hone ka darr hai
dhool bhai
dukh hua
bhai haan
Dhool
wao.. or yaha aake glow kroge ?
hein ho gaye ?
context ko dhyaan me rakha kr, chatgpt nhi hai tu
started reaching out to people but mujhe exact knowledge nhi as i am not handling it
Ek baddie chahiye fir uske liye

shutup . Do your work
@jade sorrel purani id kya thi?
oh mtlb like it started now or before ?
oh height 3ft chalegi?
Jaane denge india waale?
Simmetrical
Now you can see me (wtf is 3ft
)
Haan Germany is very open to Indian citizens. Just learn German and give a test. That's it.
And dring enough beer
Drink
ok ji thank you dhawal bhai
acha don't remember
aisi baatein call p karo
apka company mein investment krne ka mera word will be done very soon
tab tak ke liye good ninni
Done face reveal
Wao. You look like that youtuber. Who makes funny videos. I forgot the name
Who who??
Haa toh kaafi time bhi toh ho gaya, last time i heard your name was during a sub battle, you played for samay
gotcha gotcha
lmao what
I mean for yourself and individual iq

now you represent yourself
kehna kya chate ho
ok ig
you have made quite a name for yourself
kya pta
oh
troll sticker hoga
Hello π
ask @north palm
best vegan omega 3?
@prime zinc @visual sundial @swift anchor @thorny crane @lusty mantle @brisk wagon @jade sorrel
Haha he won't
bhej fir saggy


ruko
vc aaja
@vestal dome ko tag krna bhul gye
yess
dhamal ban to ni krega na ted bhosdi
@proven cave send pizza
cutie
Cutie Patotie
but sticker name
vo aati he nhi
π
@honest island send waffle
Usme kya hai wo to sab hai
dhawal bhai saggy pe jara right click ban pe click krna
Aditya, shashank, junior, kisi se bhi contact me ho abhi?
I forgot his name.. yt p agr dekhu to bataungi. He is funny
no aditya kabhi kabhi
baaki nhi
haa suar chodi ke
Thanks for the compliment aww
Oki darling



mera koi assignment likhdo

kitkat khilaunga 20 wali

Haa ab toh sab mostly gaayab hi hai
The Wise Kunt
pta nhi no idea.
Boli thi na sirf mere dost ho, parayi aurton se dosti mat karo
i wasnt in the yt scene anyway
barely talked to anyone
back in the day
either @jade sorrel

Me ja raha ab sone

possessive aurat
Wd 40
@Gamerfeet

@gamerfeetpics
Yes sir how may u help you
jao vc jaake dil lagao
aaja vc
vc bula rha tha
akele dar rahe vc me
tagged logo ko
wssup
Sona hai ji
Moan thode ne karna hai ki darr lagega
acha soja
I'm not fine to talk much idk why 

hart broke
Mreko khud Spain wali Jersey gift krne bole ho
to kro yr
20 rs ki kitkat hi khila skta
This is what I'm in rn 
Ho jayega sb thik
kyu stress lera itta
ashwin bhai tum to mast maula aadmi
tum breakup jaisi videshi prathao me kaise fans gye
i want to be 16 again
Kya kre , no proper closure 
Kitne time se the relationship me?
Closure
ye to meko bhi ni mila
Block kr di sidha

Wouldn't like to share sorry
Billi babez

Wait, ye toh usko closure nahi mila
halo
U dont know backdrop so better not comment

Hows you baby
okai soory 
Noi
Helloo cool ladies & gentlemenβs
No worries, hope things get better for you
Seedha block kar do. Fomo m rehne do
Hows you bhai
Yus wahi ki

Abey o mallu. Bengali mein Dada bole toh bhai
U ma gril i lobe u
April fools babyπ

I lob u too
Assamese me bhi

Mallu 
Why i get ignoredπ
Yes I'm just waiting to recover fully and get back to track again
mallu aunty
Dont wait 
ladki hota to koi ignore nhi krta
Dihati sex vids dekhna bndh kr
Ye divya kaun hai wese

@golden agate your pasand
Mein modi ji se complaint kr dungaπΎ
Nooo

Chess anyone wali 
Jhut mat bolo
Abhi to bola tha meko kya
Ab khud puchra

achha
I like mallu baddies not aunties

sure cutie
He laavvz mallus 
π€« shhh hai
madrasan
Mallu bois wearing that white dhoti like thing is really cool
Me usse puch raha na
Achha


Oh rlly 
Lungi?
Delhi walo k liye .. outside Delhi ke sab madrasi hi hote hai
kannad ni***
Bola na sowwry 
yes. I see a boy in ig.. he hot
Mallu baddies wearing that silver saree with golden border π₯°π₯°
Hm. 
no not lungi. White and golden border
same aww
Ohh
gud luck , hope u get one
lostuu
gao ke log
That is where I fell for it
lost ke face wala emoji
No no .. I love my cutie
voh leke kya hi kroge
Haa lungi hi bolte hai usse
Nahi nahi, vesti hota wo
firse wahi cbse wali baatein
Google me toh lungi bata raha
Lungi, dhotti and vesti are different

cbse vs icse hora kya
Oh acha acha.. fir toh
yes
Yes
ib hi best hai
Nhi.
Delhi vs outside delhi
Western propaganda hai wo
Toh state board wale kya kre 
Lungi is a thin cloth material

water
True. But usko nhi bolte lungi .
to jeet kon raha
Yes mene pahne hai

Pana pala
unka to sarkar bhi kuch na kr pari
Dhoti is somewhat thick
me
Yes ik me pehna hu
Fr 
Vesti is also kinda same
oh demn, winning in life or something
1:11 p wish mang skte ?
mallu logo ka discussion hora
no
only him
ohhho sahii haii
wow nice
maine reel dekhi thi kisine bola tha ki 1:11 pe alag kuch hota and 11:11 pe alag hota, 1:11 pe ni mangni chaiye

Udhr hai ek mallu , sathwik bolke
Haan kisine ghatiya joke plan kiya tha fir khud hass diya

Yess
Sarthak
happy april fools
Noob

Oh ok. Ty for telling ..
Fool toh mai bht pehle hi bn chuka tha

block kar dena chahiye aise logo ko

Samee
hole wali chadi pehene wale log gc me madrasi dhoti ki baat kr the
hyderabad wale thodi mally hote
Shauk se karo
Lostodi 
mst kaata kisi ka 12 bachte hi
zi
Tujhe kaise pata kiski chadi m hole hai


thenks
ji?? You're senior
Acha ?
huh

itne hole hai ki chai bhi usse hi chante hai
kuchbhi
You do job i study and jobless
Nice ventilation
nikkar pehne me fun to hai bhai
r u in school?
Yep
lost resignation de dia
I am bby lost

how old are you
Ab dinner krri hu
Cancel
Yes bby
Buggi
Money hai to honey hai
mai ab meri last meal lunga
Maina nhi kia
why
kal school ke baad pickup krta hu momos khane chalenge
No resignation
no money no honey
hein. Kyu apko kya hoga kal
Done
Unc momos khila rha choti bachiyo ko
day ki last meal*
Looking for a working woman
Bcoz my duty manager explain me
kaamwali
what
oh . Bhi drr gyi thi
I'm very good at household works
Job wali
bahar se shant hun andar se sushant hunπ
Ghar ajao. Kitte salary loge .
dandhe wali chalegi?
damn.
fir mere ghar chalenge wha netflix dekh lenge

Aap kitta doge maai baap
Kaunsa dhandha
epstein bhi pehle aese hi krta tha
kitna chahiye ?
Meri tabiyat ki bhi fielding set ho gi haii
Pedo kahika
18k??
jyda hai
ooh mummy se puchna hoga uska liya @proven cave mummy mummy jau kya
Oh fine.
v finem
mai 15k me kr dunga
nhi.

Ghanta, rent khana peena sab kese hoga
aa na bhai
Hi shyla
wait kr rha

Ted funny hai. 18 k ok
khana peena rehna to sab vohi degi

Hey guyzz
extra chutkule mai bhi suna dunga
Nahi dengi wo

Mujhe dance bhi aata hai
Ap nakhre kroge
mai to menstrual leave bhi ni leta
yeh ted lega
Chhuti lekar kya karunga
dekh lo
Gf hi nahi hai
Ye to optional ho gya 
Pant utar kar rakho me lene aa raha hu
pant utarne ki jarurt ni hai zip kholke bhi kaam hojayega voh to
lene aao jaldi
Yeess single hi marunga
apne iss vansh ko nahi badhana mujhe

Aapko to bend over hona hai bina pant utare kuch nahi hoga aapka
first one in bloodline to end it
First in bloodline to end it
acha comeback ni hai
Aise dark future me aake mera bachha gaali dega kya fayada
Humein naaz hau khud par
Usse achha na hi aaye
same yaar.i feel the same

Koi na us moment ho gaya
mai mere bache ko 5 coc ke accounts pass on krunga
kya hi flex marega voh
itna badiya steam account dunga
Tab tak coc ko kaun puchega
sab puchenge
π»
Jese Nintendo ko puchte hai na
π·π·
maine to khela tha nintendo
Damn kitna purana aadmi
bubu
Sarthak bhai ki age ka
π«ͺ
Bhaii
maine bachpan me DOS chalaya hai
Damn

Ye arshdeep kya bowling kiya aaj
mene koi sa bhi game nahi khela hai

Except Java games
Mene Vector khela hai
Har 90's kids dos chalaya gai

2010s π
Aap 90s ki ho 
i still remember jb windows XP aya, kya hi UI tha uska
30 u mean?
Yes
just a year old
Close 26-28 somewhere
XP > 11
wah what a range
99
yes yes
Sarthak isn't 29
i played that
nokia ke mobile me aata tha
paise kat te the
He is 31
Cool cool pretty close
Month?
Damn still bachelor
omfooo..
paani kitni ki hai
January
Wao.. me oct

poor boy
ted tu kitne ka hai
Year to alag hai
Kid he still
Mera rate puchra kutte 
No doubt he likes them young
puchna pdega
kya rate chaliya hai?

Yes sure π³
26 saal ka ted
oh bc wow
pewdooo
Harsh Gujral se puch le sabka rate wahi batata hai

π§’
6k me mil kaha rahi hai
I used to think ted is 23 24
Uske ghar ke bahar
22
Paani ne mujhe yhi bola
khud hi kapde pehnke beth jata hai

What


Kya hua I'm 2004
Nvm
Nhi nhi ok

oki
Yes I kid
Smol
iss umr m aise hi lgta h
paani mummy
Girls says I'm small
Hi beti
I have a small

But yk what
Pp?
Idc

maa samaan
I'm dihhless
26 
no
geeta maa clone?

No girl can says about me
@worthy bear 10 rs paypal karde pls
52
@proven cave mata ji pranaam


Why you're utaring your belt
kaisi maa ho loda hi de deri
Belt treatment dena hai
maa ki mamta
@proven cave mata ji pranaam
π no
I have no pp so no problem no size insecurities
Ohh
Tere liyeeee
size doesn't matter
@worldly pivot good evening
Ghumoo deewana bnke tere liyee aaa
It does that's what she said
She dumbo
Wada hai mera mein hu tere liyeee
She said she like black guys
Ho na kabhi tu judaa aaaa
Oh
I get it
good morning
π

Paani da
Hi asswin


rang vekh ke
Kem on ache shYli

Achha
Uska meaning bhi nahi pata
Bc me ja raha ab game khelne
Aaj hi download Kiya
So ja tedd



konsa?
Hill Climbing Racing
lucky patcher bhi krle
fir ek method bhejta
hack krke khel
Kaise ho aap
Bhai itne bde server m itni Shanti kaise h
Anyone wanna work with me as a web developer?
Yoo
Yoo bhai
Kya haal
Hi
Bitch I do what I say
I say everything I can
Seksual tension
π―
It's 4:00 Am bitch is sleeping
Tu bhi sojaaaa
Sojaaaa
M ni sota 6 se pehle
ππ
Nd also my bitch is a dog
Ohh guard ki naukri tough hai ngl
Obv guard unc with a dog
To baap ko bolta kyu ni
Papa main khud kama lunga aap ese bahar mat khade hua karo
Muje kyu bata rh
Chutiya
π€ͺ
Is this ragebait?

Can't argue yaar
Sojaa
Facts
π π
My hyperactive brain wants to talk
Bitch I do what I say
I say everything I can
Achaa
Mere moot ka colour santra to Mai paani peera aur kuch na challa
Unc ? I m 17 ngga
Unc
CHips
I m just a kid w ADHD
They act like inki psychology m phd

Damn man
Are mere paas bachpan m ek elephant th
Esa hi
I used to play w it man
π―
Ukw Fuck it we ball
Fuck it we ball
Jaaye koi sath nhi
Mujse bure ye halat nhi
Mischievous hora god of lightning
Being serious ain't kinda my thing i think
Meri soch m h contradiction
Ghar baithe I keep making wrong prediction
Har roj I been fighting all them bad addiction
Fuck being happy I m not a fan of fiction
π€ ig kuch bhool gya

I'm tired Sota nhi raaton me kyu? Galti dhauraata mai kyu? Kyu? sunna nhi chahtein yeh kyu? Kya hi mai baatein likhu? Kyu? Uddna kyu chahta nhi tu? Kya hi mai khudse ladu? Kyu? Uddna toh chahta hi nhi tu.. Kya hi mai sapne bunu?

Soja verna teri mummy ko complain kar dungi
why

Har why ka answer nahi hota
why are you gay

Band diwaro me khayalo ke
Bin jawabi savalo
me
Ab puchu mai sitaro se kya kami iss sitare me
Han kho chuka gumaano me
Hu lad chuka tufano se
Tang aa chuka hu jindagi me 2 din din ke mehmano se
Kabhi bani nhi kitabo se
Kaafi buri aulaad hu mai
In jaisa mai nhi hu inhe kese yeh bata du mai
kese yeh bata du kese ye dhikadun kese ye chupadun
meri kala me jo jaadu hai
Best in game artist
or just lame artist
Insane artist
or in pain artist
im just a kid with adhd
they act like inki psychology me phd
I wonder banna tha mujhe hardcore kyu
Kabu kabi lage rap chor du koi kitab khol lu
Kabhi kabhi lage life is on loop
Life nightmare kabhi lage aank h khol dun aan
You okay?
Mkcc bhai
Ofc? Who r u
I blame Shraddha kapoor
π€¦π»ββοΈ
Nahi aayegi

Eww creep admin
kya farak parta hai mera bolne ka matlab hai
I don't talk to girls anymore
ki catfish ho na ho
Sahi baat hai
Exactly who cares
fakr nahi padna chaiye
Just a random dc user

Bas banda sahi ho
Nvm girls always disappoint me
Kisi ko fraud to nahi karra na ya chutiye nahi na kaat raha hai
@jade sorrel hum tumhare saath hai.
Yes
Me iss gunah me shamil ho agar ye ek gunah hai to
Vo tho simran kar degi
Kuki bhi catfish tha
Kisko bhi dox kar dete hain
Yes
Ok
haan
Kiska dost bhai? Kuki ka naam hi maine tumse suni thi
Tumse π³
π£οΈπ₯π₯Ή
Kartik ka dost, apne creator se bolo ki command sahi se de

Yeh ladka le jayega
Bitch I do what I say
I say everything I can
π
And I am not really yo gay you better stay in your lane
Tune pura khudse type kra?
Nhi 28bpm aaya th
Accha
Aaj hi suna
Abhi pdh 4 ko dekhna
Kal exam h twra
ππ
Goodnight
Okay
Neend aa rhi thi hijde ko
Ye bhosdike suraj bhaiya ache toh hau

Subah aarhi toh call lgai utha liye and bole gate khol denge hostel ka

Finally march khatam hua

Happy April π₯³
Acha din shuru ho raha hai
No regrets
Regret se yaad aya 2 percent se peeche reh gayi

Nahi toh 1st position aata class mai 2nd aaj

Bhai kitna mehnat Kari thi

Ye mushroom wala practical kharab hogaya ngl
Aur viva m jo external aya tha professor k ghr m ruka hua tha mereko bol rahe the professor ki batana chahiye tha mushroom k eise gaya apka

I was thinking ki kya hi btau
Agr bata deti toh aage hojati

But koina itne tabiyat kharab k baad academic comeback hua hai it's been 3 to 4 years mann

So ya I'm not sad I'm happie
Thodu s lg raha ki 2 percent se reh gayi

But koina Princy bbie I'm proud of you aapne bahut acha kiya hai aur ache se mann laga kr pdhna mumma papa bhi khush hai vaise bhi toh aur kya chahiye

Bhai mummy shaant kra ri thi
Mt ro

Bahincooo koina but utni mehnat nai kia tha maine jaise krni chahiye thi




