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Achha me to bahut baar hua nieces and nephews
Bcoz i have other offer letter 
nhi paise to zaroori hai, negotiate kr
mai adrak hoon re
ikr ikr
Gn
Great. Resign kr doh..


Ctc less h
Mujhe bhi chahiye 20 lpa ctc
@wary crag ?
Haan
suga deddy
kya hogya aapco
Yess they're so cute
Kon dega
itna kisiki h
bohot km hote hai
then i resign
Aiming for this
haan tabhi jhel rhi.. hoon .. she's 1 month old today lol

Enough hai fresher k liye
Aww so cute
Yes
wassup?
Happi 1 monthh
rehde de yaar ctc km hai to
@north palm 20 lpa job offer dilwa bhai
Trying to sleep
Thenkuu😋
Bass 1-2k he kaam h
haa fresher ke liye to bdiya hai aaj ki job market mein
Kisi ko job nahi mil rahi aur koi resign karra
now? Dont you think you're too young to sleep at 12.30
Wahi na
I know right
Sleep ?

Resign letter kesa likhta hai merko ata nhi

Mere target hota hai before 12 because I'm 20+
Mujhe kya 😋 m toh uske paiso p aish krungi
Msg dal de unko , nahi krni ye gandi su naukri , bhaad me jao
😋
Obviously
30% hike lena chahiye, atleast 10 to le
I'm 30+ merko fir 10 pm?
Professional

Mental health to theek h na
Damn and still bachelor

nhi derha na bola abhi fresher ho nhi possible
kya kru..
ky kru m mar jau
Ye sab kya hota

Be casual
@wary crag komolika
Merko bhi lejaoo
no u deserve better
nhi tumpar line marno walo ki office me



Jo bhi suicide kr rha ho , bank account balance transfer kr sakta hai , mai unke 13vi pe donate krunga
Ted yr
Spent less time talking with these e-lifers
Unke hi paise donate?
Yus, for good ,
No i don’t deserve anything
i dont.

??
stowwp thinking like this huh
Ykw teddy this such Ann interesting topic to discuss
Why

yha achha nhi lag rha?
??
i have a life
Nhi
Mai unke bache huye paiso se khana khilaunga apne flatmates ko
But not a good sleeping schedule, how will you survive at in laws
reality ye he hai
This is me 

dusre ko khana khilane k liye itni mehnat
Mental health


aa krrr
Ye kya hota hai
suuushh

Mental health ki MKC
Bas suicide wale logo ke account hi to chahiye
Aa kr tu 
tu aa krr
Billi hi
Btw got to know smtg very interesting bout the past girl 
Puja karwao, tantrik ko dikhao mental health kuch nahi hota hai
Kisi ki Nazar lagi hai
Tu bada aa kr sakta hai ,jaldi kr
sleep schedule.. kese therk karu.. koi sone hi nahi deta ghar p.
Ok not interested still ok
new jagah logo se baat hui vo kese hai?
vasa toh i am soo donee
True
Nazar is riyal
nikal kr soya karo
Sound sus dear
Nooo
bass hr se
aww come here
Girlfriend needed now
Aappke ghar toh Cute si bachi bhi haii
hi nikku jiya
Hogya bhot single life
Obviously you're bengali
aao
Aaj kl teddy ko kuch ho gayya hau

nothing sus. My chotu niece sleeps with me..

Aur mummy uski??
Black Magic
Girlfriend chahiye , mental health achi reh rhi h bhot time se
ek baar reviews dekh lena, doosri jagah bhi toxic na ho
if possible reach out few people on linkedin
Hum 3 sohte hai
toh rat ko wo 2, 2 hr ki gap m feed krti hai. Uthma padhta.
bachpan se adult hone tak app he na sath dia hai
bachpan? Abhi bhi hai wo stage
Linkedin se he dhundi hai toxic toh nhi lga rha h fihal

I know. But I didn't know ye sb sach m hota hai. But they exist
achha, mummy banne ka practice match chal raha hai
Paani lost ki susu potty saaf krti thi
Am i bachpan
I don’t feel

Yes
my smol kid
😭😭😭😭🥹
tussi ily yaar
paani neer jol jal water h2o
Shutup meow
ily2
ok 
but ek baari text kr lena kuch logo ko
shi lage to join kr liyo
We pray before we prey
When
if u feel better?
Jai Gangajal
Tagda
Okay 
I feel better after talking to u❤️
bina context ke kuch mt sochio

Army kahi to attack kregi
😭
Maine toh kuch bola bhi ni 
Waha base huye log nahj
Log to chutiye h waha ke
jelas aunty
@wary crag
lob u
Does he know about suppositories??
idts
Mujhe old monk nahi peeni chahiye thi

Hn Mera baap chalata hai jaise IT sector


Sachnme?
Fr
I think merse pange lene aya toh yahi krungi
Aaj kl roz poker khel rha hu office jake
Only for medical


Yar tu itna ameer hai , mujhe laga uncle ki pehchan hongi 
achha lode


Ha lode
30 lakh fees deke
Lpu


Mujhko bhi 30-40 lpa wli job dilvdo
Suar chodi ke hijde nikhil
30 lakh 
Chacha chaudhry ke chauthe chutiye
call me anytime.. you feel like this bbg
Aaj jaldi Sona padega
Saggy bhadwwa
@idle escarp
1 baje bolra jaldi sona padega

Aaj before 2 baje sone jaunga
sure suree donee
i know but teri tarah gaand me daalne wali medicines nhi leta hu
@full helm

Jaldi hi hai bhay
Waaaoooo
bhai best hai, mujhe bhi bula
Chulbuli chuttad ke chaman chutiye
chatgpt karke aaya
Acha , good sleep cycle

Dilvdo or else i will talk to aunty
😋 
Ekto kal chutti h clg ki mujhe pata hi nahi tha
hai mere inte medicine wale dost
Mai bc 20 page likh dala assignment ke
Aapke paas poker set h na?
Ye soch ke ki kal submit krna hai
Kal I slept at 4
haa
Yess 
Lund candle
give tips
Lund candle

karu fir
labu
Ya konsi candle h
not in my control

lap dance deti ho kya jo tips maang rhi ho?
the ones which " bhujao dill ki aag" jism
Ye paani didi kitna gaali deti hai
Get ur mood fcked
And wash ur face 
Badhiya nind ayegi
bathroom??
Tu wahi hai na jo tutorials dekhta hai? Lap dance k?
M toh ro k bhi 6 bje soti hu

Phir toh mai ata hu BLR 
Saggy ka Acha hai , clg jana hi nahi padta
aapko hamari mummy se kyu baat krni hai
Usse achha plastic wala order kar leti candle se safe rahega wo
Phir toh mai ata hu BLR 

abhi aaja

copy cat
Ohh fir to aap immune hogye ho
Mere liye new new hai
Kabhi kabar hota
will try that too
Ki apka beta ladkiyo ko undress hote hua dekh rha tha
Wtf

Sach me hua tha

cool cool
Ab toh mushkil h...delhi kb aaoge ab?
safe sex is better
april end
Fr ???

Saggy kya dekhra tu
Fr fr ask him also
Delhi hi rhunga ab mai
Date?
ya allahh

Yar
chalo
Saggy? Spill Tee
BT horhi hai

proper he saw
Yar
tf man.
which date are u coming delhi i am also coming for ppr

But mil saktha h
keral pradesh ka kya hua?
Bring pepper spray with you lost
Maine apni insta pe block list dekh li ab mood fuck hogya

bechara traumatised hogya tha
saggy tatti bhai
wtfman.
Aise kitni ladkiya block kr rakhi ?
kl office jaakr manager se confirm karunga

Garima mariyada

🤣🤣
@north palm chi
Udhr hi hoon abhi... 8th ko jaunga delhi
I coming 20 going back on 23
Saggy Tatti aayi hai
Yar mujhe nhi dekhna chahiye tha bc ab 1 week Tak mood kharab rahega
Mtlb 
Ladki undress
Kya chi

Kaha dekha 
congrats
Paani ko maina thori si story bta di
Daaru pile , mast mood ho jayega
kaha ho rhi ladki undress?
Tello
permanently?
thankx
Tere delulu me
Dry state bc
Saggy girl hostel me tha


batata hu
dekhti hu
Black me to milti hi hai
Lostt ye hamare bich ni rhni thi? 
Tum dono.. milo hi mat
ata hu dekhta hu

Itna apradhik gatividhi nahi Krna chahta mai
lostt
Bihar bolne me sharam aa rahi hai
ladki undress hote hue?
Paani meri mymmy h can’t hide
Bihari and jharkhandi
Abhi k liye toh yes
Nahi bc profile pe dikh toh rha hai
Aya bada

arre nice
Goa me Jake pile best
Meri bhi hai 
Sab nahi dekhte na
paani mmy h
Paani mummy 
Are we bhai bhen


Too costly , bhai idhr ek blocked account ke chakkar me goa chala jau mai
ik ik
Ka hota ho
Ya allah 
Sutte jaatni, tu batawa
phela kyu nhi baatye
Saggy sab terko tatti kyu bol rhe
Trip ki trip aur bad trip bhi utar jayegi
Kyuki mai tatti hu 

Saggy hot h
Btana jb aaoge delhi
Yaar ham sute jat rani ha tale apan hotchik ex ke account dekh leni

Paani ne mana kiya 
I know

Haddi hai haddi
Saggy has good thighs
Badhiya bhai. Aur paise ?
Aree waah
Bol
maine kb mana ki?

Aur batao ka hota ho ,
Mtlb aapko bhi to ni pata na ki aap meri mummy ho 
Wo to kisi ke chura lo

Kuch khaas naahi
U haven't seen me? 
I have touched them

tu kb baith gyi?
yes nhi pta tha
Touch wuch 
baith toh nhi gyi thi.
Hamra iha ke yego social media journalist rala okar video viral hogail ba ghar ke kalesh , khurpench sab post kar dele san u 112 ke call kailakh yego lady ke help kare la aur police aake kahat biya chala tu hu ab sanghe police station
Touched wood
Sar ke yaar


Wahi
No
Achha

Sar pe baith ke naachne lage
Kauna jurum me
par mai muh me kuch aur hi dunga tere
Why

112 pe call kaila khatir
Akela bhai helloo

Shatap maulawi
hello bade naam vaale bhai
Arre demn demn

Hogya bhot yaha se
Bhid ke
abhi tera ola hu uber krdunga
Le
Police ke kaam kare khatir disturb kar delakh , police ke nind se kahe utha delakh @golden agate
Bhul gya tu , hat bkl
Aake sidha bike uthaunga aur night ride pe nikal jaunga
achha 

Aisan lad chatt police ba nu ka kahal jao
mera lun yaad rakhe itna bada naam
Tere gaan me tere lad shkaar ka trident daal dunga
Bc lake view ki yad ari
+1
Arre aayiye ne hamra bihar me
neech
Ladki ke sath paddle boating 
Mat bol bhai
Paapi
Airport Road pe bike bhagana

Pura system corrupt baate
plus 1 krne vaale ghumne jaaye aur unko hiv ho jaaye
galeech
Panner kulche 
Leech banega tu next Janam me
Ha wo bhi
mujhe lena hi nhi janam
Neech motu
Machhar ka jhant banega fir
Next Janam me
kisko Kehri hai
Jisko chubha

Sojao yrr why not sleeping yrr plz yrr sojao yrr kyu jaag rhe ho yrr
chhi chubhne chubhaane ki baate bure log
Burger king ki cold coffee bhi achi h bhopal me to
yaar Padhai krni hai
jaada daant mat faad teri gaand faad dunga
😋
Achha ok mummy 
Mommy
muah so jao.
Salt mommy
Beti
gay
Beta* sorry
Gudnite misukisu


koolkarni
Misukisu 
Gunnie
kuchu puchu bhaang bhosda
@golden agate bula rhi hai
nahi dunga
Ab aaunga yaad
Aagya na yaad lawde
Sorry akela bhai
No lawda included
Without lawda
maine abhi abhi Naya seekha hai
Ulta latka ke neeche se mirchi ka dhua krta hu logo pe
terepe try Karu?
iq ka pta nhi laadle lekin aqi sabse hight hai mera
Ye alive kb rhti hai?
baat toh shi hai
helo yuvi bhai
Eeloo
kya lu
Soja lawde aur sone de
Madarchod sone ki ring tod di maine 😭😭😭
Yahan gali galoch chlti hai
@proven cave sone de
shy babla
Ja babla aa gayi uska Mann behla ab
Ek toh bhosdika ye maa ka lawdaaaa behen k lunda kutreya saala acha zee teri maa ki chewwttt m ghus ja
chhi vaisa vaala mard thodi hu mai
Jes bhi ho, ladies k samne sab bann jaate hai
Ab silver ring pehen kr bs nai jaungi bahar
Haathon m ek sona k ring nai hai ab😭😭

Tod di
Badi size ki ring bhi thi vo
Rip 😔

Acha nahi lg raha itna dukh breakup p nai hua tha jitna ring tootne p hui

Behncooooo

Ajeeb lg raha hai yawwrrr
Gareeb hogayi hu haathon m sone k kuch nai h

Bhyii ajeeb sa lagra

Maakiichewwwttt mera banda k murder hojaye but meri ring na toote

chhi gay

Bhyiii ajeeb hai n
Abee bhai ye kitna gawar hai 
Bhosdikeee teri maa ki chewwttt
Ewwwwwww

Bhai 😭😭😭
mein khud so gyi thi
Dusht
@north palm wah re beta wah

toh yaha andde ubaalne aayi hai?
hii ppl
Nind ni aari 
Haan tere
Peanuts
Babbpe
Babble
Hi Shani aap mere bhari kyu ho
andde murgi ke hote hai
Mera jeevan khatam hogaya hai bahincoooo mai bata rhi hu
Ono try Mg
tu nhi hai?
Kya hua 
Mg? 
I'm murga no andda for supply
Magnesium 
differnt gcs same joke😭
😋 but maine toh babble bole the khair
Achha 
Ab mai chemistry lab jau itni raat mai 
Are
pharmacy m mil jati
And woh😭
Ohh 
Achha

Without pain
Chuha marne wala
Oh
Tried
try rail ki patri
Sirf thode der behosh hote
Swoop
Every night I feel like unaliving myself 
merepe available nhi go check somewhere else
Sleeping pill overdose
like really overdose
Areh mujhe Khushi Khushi khtm hona hai
so ja dallu
Sone ki ring tod di apni bade size ki thi ab mummy bolri ki baad m dilayegi 😔😭😭😭
aise nhi hota hai
Ok Ghar mai hai to sahi
10 kha leta hu
mai toh 3 din se nj sora

Bhaiiii maj bata rhi kisi ladke k tattee kaat kr usko bech kr sone ki ring khareed lungi

Mummy nai dilayegi toh
khushi khushi khtm hona toh try devils breathe hallucinations me mar jaayega pta bhi nhi chlega
Arehh apne hath ka photo bhejo mai banwa deta hu 




Saggy ek upay hai..
Come hospital.
anesthetic overload kar dungi
Mar jyga pta bhi ni chalega


Paise 💔
M hoon na
Bahincoooo phir se hostel jaungi khushi bhi hora professor se milne ka but dukh bhi hora udhr gawaro k beech m jaane ka
Ruko na pehle ye sleeping pills khtm krlu
k
Yess agar work Kiya to aaplog ko pata chal jayega 
vc kar k karna proof toh rakhu kya pata tera case study mil jaye

Mereko itna frustration ho raha na ky batau mera basss chale toh iss duniya k ladko ko nanga krke unke tatteee kaat kr bech du aur unki nangi body m tel laga kr roast krke kutto ko khila du

Areh vc krne aahi ni paunga agar chala gya
Kalse gc bhi ni aa paunga 
Chalo wish me luck guys
Sawwry not sawwryy

is there any way to get an remote internship as an btech student cse branch
jnl
Chupchap so ja

Aya bada
Tu agle mil sake dobara mujhe
@proven cave last swegzoom 
Huh

Coke tomorrow
But unke tatte kharidega kon?🫠
Hi simran
Modiji breakfast m khate aand bread
Wtf
@snow burrow meet my friend
Vo khareednge
Yh kya pdha aate hi
Hi
Hesitate
Whateverrrrr
I’ll go listen to amrinder gill
Aap to Aaj hi aaye hi kya baat hai
🫠
Mujhe na ek eisa desh chahiye jaha sirf ladkiya ho bahincooo launde nahi rhenge toh sab thik hojayega

Ye saale ladko ko dekhti hu toh mann krta abhi nanga krke unki izzat bhare baazar m loot lu nanga belto se maaru

Bhai chehhhh

Soja bable
Ek gender itna ganda kaise ho skta
Kitna yap kregi

Mummy mana krdi gold ring baad m dengi abhi nai silver k ring pehn kr jana pdega

Awww
Kaise soyegi, sleeping pills toh tumhare paas hai
coi baat ni
Mujhe to saari khtm krni hai ek baar mai
Acha
Idgaff
Aao pizza khilata hu

Whateverrrrr
Abe dekha bhi hai kabhi ?
Moti Roti pe ketchup daalke khane wala tu 

Mai chote ladko ko nanga dekh kr unki lulliii kaichi s kaat dena chahti hu
Specially rajasthani bacche

Bechungi

Bc pedophilia
Mereko na mann krta hai jab koi ladka paida hue na toh usi time uska murder krdu aur kha jau
Chalo good bye 🫂
Waitt

Tujhe smjh bhi ata hai friendship m ky Krna hota hai,
Acha zeee mujhe nai pata aap bataiye na
Apne kaam se kaam rkho
(Acha laude teri maa ki chewwttt ko bech dungi smjha kya )
Okie jaisa aap kahe

Yh kya likhti rehti
Ye madarchod logssss
Bhosad k neele jadaui tatteee saale chacha chaudhary k chauthe chooodeee kala kauve k latakta hua kala aands

Mujhe sikhayenge ????
Madar k laad itne bade hogaye tu
ranting
Gc m lmao
Areeyyy ji suniya na

Abe bhai ji ji ji acha ji bolein

Mkccc generational gap hogaya mere relationship m😭😭😭
Ye buddhoo ko ik bhi nai likh paari proper I know likhna pd raha

Abee saaleeee pagal vagal h kya aur bahincooo ye ☺️ emoji kya hota ewwww so eewww
😃
Ye emoji ?????
Abee pagal h kya lawdeee
Gaandu salaaaa

Buddhoo se baat hi kyu kar rahi tum😭

Ky bille kaisa hai
Be the sara to his ranveer
😭😭achi

Ghr p hu isiliye 
Hostel m pdhai Krna hota jldi uthna hora
banda fasa li h 
Ghr p nako
ghar to bahana h
@past shuttle @proven cave
shi me ?
Han
ya baxodi kr rhi h


woww
Sachhi bolri
kitne din hue


Ye bs abhi abhi practical exams k time p agyi
so hapi for u

pavein paris ch leeda lakh lakh da ni
1,2 mahine ho rhe
azha azhaa
Yayaaa
Hell nawwh 

kya hua??
tu too yap krke maa chod deti hogi uski
hi gng
hello bhai
😭😭vo busy rhta raat ko bs text m baat krte gym dekhta ghr aur college bhi
And vaise bhi mai mature hu

Yap nai krti
omgg
Faiz

ouu ouuu ouuu
Billu bilota
look whos hereeee
Only for gc yap krti irl nai krti
1 blokezsd msazgs

2*
acha
missed u paani
hellu
Missu too
Whateverrrrr
did u miss me?

panii
liessss
Yes.
m ni bhul skti
tune wo medicines liya sach m. Like trust and all
Panni
daanto me jo pani mara sara gums khun khun hogyaaa

hn yr
@proven cave
main soch rha hu nootropics aur peptides lu

acha
Bass bhai hai yaar
ja ja
badi prob?
why mooh p lagaoge?
ye padh na
boki
choda
kaha jau.. woh to so gya
wo to inject krte hn na

Hai toh nahi lekin kuch chal raha hai dimag me
kya chl rha h
Shaadi
google it na
Oki
mai b krne wala hu, krle jldi
sob somoi he he he he he he
long scene hai
But wo kyu lena hai tujhe ?
ye billi naam k jeev k spellings padhh kr ghinn aa rhi h

ilybhai
soch rha hu lelu, dost le rhe hn zyadatar
invented by chinese ryt
Tag kon dekhega
Hi

Dekh li reply krna bhul gi
Cool

boht reasons h

Kya chalra psu
Kuch ni bore hora to yha aagya aaj
Haan dekhti. But tu kyu lera 1 reason bta
ps reech kid
Ghnta
Ooooooo.. aa hi gya hai toh... chips de
awein, dost le rhe hn to
but why
Le bhay
Chips maang ri h
Kuss v
yes
naa shukri boht h isme


i do, since 2018
Yh rona kha h
Sarthak


gc p likha
aisa nahi hai
Dlted
ono sowwy
But he likey

He told me.

Ono
@outer gale gunnie

why so soon
Wfh le lo
gay since 2018
gunniiiwee anyways 
Kyu gnd mara rha haii fir abhi idhar
Kal ab jaane ko bol toh diya.. mujhe logo se milna ni psnd
haa bol di.. ab jaane ka man ni
hiii



