#general-chat
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Which Aditya are you
Chalo bye mujhe Maggie khani hai

i am that aditya
There are a fuckton of Adityaβs here
Bully krra
i am aditya
Simp
Darubaaz
Ek hi h
@hansen
I am bully πΏ
hansen chutia hai
@han.shien
I agree
Jav...?
Bhot xhutuya banda hai
sorry
true

Been a long time
+999
hansen ek gandu tha
Nahi, classic from 70s and 80s
Bhaiya ne bola hai iss hafte 2 full syllabus test deke ss bhejnaπ₯

Now I wanna talk to him
thanks
Hai abhi bhi
Banned hai wo idhar
ma behen ki gaaliyan
Haa yar teri mummy ne reels ka theka le rakha hai
Congratulations on losing your VCard
Nessdoor's cafe ....
server me nahi h to mere liye as good as dead
Checks
Hmm kahi toh suna hain name
What

Is this server your whole life
Janab aap kya jee me ho
haan abhi wo dusre svr me milega

Chealll chutiya aadhe aadhe gante m reply de rh h usme bhi maa chuda rh
nhi
anu hari
Haan bhai bhot busy hai tu
Toh phir kiska test dena h aapko pregnancy
Yes
Pet*

Crazy yrr congrats
Teri mummy ne jo stock post kia h abhi binge watch karke hi aunga ab bye
Aapke susu ka color kya aata h
Ohh damn yrr mithai bhijwana
Abhi bhi toh yellow aayaa tha
Are bc mera pata nhi kayi dino se pink aara h lagta h mohabaat sharbat jyada pi liya

Pudi wo kya hota h
Aapki bhi gulaabi
Haaan ji 
HO gy8 kiyaa
Mai jo dariya me utruuu saara susu gulaabi
Which mod
Konsa filter lgvaya tha
Konsa mod
what mod
Susu me
Are yrrr maine toh unko bola tha purifier waala laga do
Me bhi soch rha hu waha RGB lights lagane ki
Padhlo
Are bhai AIIMS delhi me hu m kuch tips chaiye ho toh batana
Black me seat dilva doge?
Are crazy bhai tumhe hi disco light banayenge party me
Bhai meri kneee surgery ke liye badi mushkil se mili yrr
Tumhe konsi bimaari h jiske liye aana h yaha
Are yrr munna bhai mbbs dekho yrr tum
Uski liye Arkham Asylum me jaana padega ...
Gotham nagar ke
π₯ kabir singh toh gaya tha par

Uska baap Ameer tha tumhara kitna Ameer h ?
Nocturnal

Kyu ni hori padhai
Mera acc rakhle apne pas
Muze padhna hai
Nhi to ghrwale sadi kara denge
Indian education system sucks imagine dragging your ass for the competitive exams and after you cracked it U realise have to be privileged and rich enough to join the top clgs after seeing the fees structure

Best
Fr

Whut
Nhi
No marige

I hate that
Aise Mt bolo Bhai maine bhi inhi exams ke liye ek time pe majdoori kri h
Me karra hu
Cat ke liye

Ye offer tumhe mil rha h
Fir kya hui
Mere dosto ko wo bhi nhi mil rha
Maine kri thi jee ke liye
Abhi thora break le rha hu...so much stress afte 31st March will start again
Mereko bhi banna tumhare dost jesa
Abe yrr
Tum bhi neet ???
Acc rakh le mera discord ka
Why not delete acc π
meri toh vo bhi nhi hogi
Firse login krleti hu
besharam ho
Mt bol

Janam se
Koi nhi mai bhi tha

Can't judge
Ek kaam karo apni dost ko bolo tumhare dc pe AppLock lga de ...then don't tell you the pass
Ab toh ghr vaale bhi bolne lage Tereko ghr me dekh dekh ke tang hogaye kab jayega clg
Hiiii

Problem solved
Accha idea hai abhi bolti hu
Bhai Mai apne phone terminate krke wapas khol leta tha 
Hii cat pspspspspss
Thenks boujee 
Phuhk uuπ‘
Padho padho 3 may ko tumhari bhi delivery hojayegi warna @gloomy lance ki tarah


Chalo useless toh nhi bad example hi bann gaya

Gandi billi
good example Bhai dekh wo padhne chli gyi
Usne to gc hi leave kr diya
Oh shit nhi gyi

Kisne 
gaddar dost akele akele padh rha h
Inherently smart log ka kitna sahi rehta yr
shit
Bye bye people
Wp pe dedo
Bye bitch ji 
Going out with irl people
Me hu na

Nice enjoy


Vc me aake padho yrr tumlog no disturbance 
They are nerfed with laziness ...
π₯ good for u ...mai toh bc zone out hi ho jata padhte padhte "bc dec tak syllabus khtum karna tha"π
Mai bhi yahi krta tha 
Kota me h bhai aap ?
Yar tum sabki life kitni acha hai
Ye kya banda hai yr
Nope
Yus
nice nice aachi jagah h kaafi
Maut mat mang
Bas pade raho
Teri acchi hai
Hatt π‘
Aapki buri kyu h
Kuch ni
Idk ghumi nhi kabhi

No phadai
Life achi hai mai hi bura hu
12th or drop ?
Truth and dare kon khelega?
Unemployment
Ajao
Barvi
Wah
Ohh abhi abhi boards ne gaand maari hogi phir toh 
Unfortunately Esi zindagi muje nahi mili
Yus
Milegi
Fortunately***
Sabr kr
π‘
Aacha h 
Kyu laal hore ho
Fortune kya hota bro mere saath toh sirf karma hi hora aaj kal
Mere ek do dost h abhi bhi wahi 1-2 drop leke 
Tum sab tho chill hoo
Bhai fortune pata h mujhe toh bs
Khidki se hi kudna hoga
Meri fatti padi hai
Kud ja khidki se
Kyu janab
Nice idea tbh
Ikrr
Vc me video chaalu krke kudne
Bc kiski zindagi acha hai
Yus yus

Chodo bc padhne jataπ₯ khel toh vaise bhi khtum ho lagra see u at night firse RR karne aunga 2 bje
Vahi reason hoga
Me bhi
Btw mai jab kota tha mere room ke saamne waale ne kiya tha ye @dusk night 
Anxiety


Jiske paas paise h
Wao ji so cool

ikrr
Haaan mere hostel me bhi uske baad fan pe spring aur net lag gya tha
Dumbasses
Lol

Hmm
Chat is soo dead
Mera hostel hotel tha litrlly
Just like my grandpa
Bhai insaan bhi andar se ded hi h
Pr me khati nhi thi wo bat alag hai
5 shell mansion me mast khana milta h
Emo mat kro
Wtf


hehe
Mast fountain laga hai udhr ab
Chote chote do
Kuki
acha
Disco lights ke sath
Bhai ye hotel management bhi acha hi course hota
Haaan dekha maine holi pe gya tha mai
Padh rha hai sala
hi im new
Kachaa
Hi phir agyaaa
Haan bhai phad phad

ππ
Rishi
ok
2 din se inactive hai
Ye dekh kr aur self doubt hora
what
Apke hone se inactive kese
richi
Kyu nhi kr ri padhai phir 

Are wese nhi , in general boli mai
Pyar vyar ke chkkr

Bas kro ye natak
@proven cave how r u where r u good mronig r u 

irl or dc

Misconceptions
Ab toh ded hona Banta h
Hmm
Yus
Shi ki ig
Aww

Bye
@rose quartz bhai wadu u du
bihari
oh
bangali

Halaton ko adat bana lo zindagi normal hojaegi
Kya hove
Hi
Hi
Hi
hi
Kyu
Happy Birthday
fir bhi thanks
Thanks
hehe
Happy birthday
thanks
Scrambled or fertilized?
Kitne ka hogya
Kisika bday nahi hai
aditya ko gali de
π
Welcome to big league
Oye Teri mummy ne kya stock dala h maza aagya dekh ke
Kaha voh daru pee ke mere ghar na aajae
π aake kya karta h tere ghar
Haan tere mummy ke old tiktoks

Dil khush kardiya
???
??? Ye isne kya bola mere reply p
maa bhen ki ijjat kro bhbenchod
Itna chutiya h ye
Ban gya cool last m behen ki gali likh ke chutiya
Happy birthday aj to muckbang hoga bd me tere
π
But phone me store hote hai na

chup lode
Kitne acc hi iske 
lesgo
17 saal ka londa cool ban sakta hai tho tu kyu nai
hmm
mai to 18 ka hogya na lekin



Our little komedian
Beheno ki izzat karo behenchod
Awww
hogyi enough bakchodi
Suryaavanshiiiii tatatatata
block krta hu aaj kisiko
To??
take me back to the night we met
Ye konsi dish hai teri pfp mein
Isse lgra h muje iske block karne se farak padega
Bro literally thinks

π’
Acha
BYE π
Firse void ja rha
Vese bhi no one gives a fuck 
Disconnecting from this shit bye bitches

Dead Server
@crisp frost
pehchana ??

ohh
Hi
nahi
sahi hai
Negr cz
bro my name is not even real bro it is just i randomly thought of once when i was a teen
hi
hi

ye server dheere dheere ded hote jaa raha hai
already ded ho chuka hia
(issme iss sv k jhaatu admiiin ki galti hai)

pehle server acha hua krta tha
sirf 17 boost
Khud krle
Can you send stickers here from other svrs
Take a rest



Please please


Wassup dhawal bhai

Hlo guys
|Look whos there
Who
π


keep them young
make them experience stuff
take parents to trips
concert
mummy ko karan aujla leja
@long pumice

Mere maa baap akele goa ghum kr abhi aaye baccho ko ghr p aur hostel chd kr unko kya ghumau khud ghumte rhte


conservative honge thora ...goa nhi lekar jaate bacho ko
mai tho maa baap ke saath thailand gya tha
Ram ram ji sareya ne

Yayyy
Maa baap ke saath
yes
nariyal pani bahut acha hai udhar
Oo woww mai bhi aaj nariyal pani pee

Malai bahut saara tha aaj k nariyal paani m pet bhar gaya kha kr

malai saalo se nhi khai

khilao
koi
malai
ooo sedd
sounds wrong
yes
patli wali
malai
moti nhi pasand
okiee
Nariyal paani
Isse khada ho jaata hai
Jab bhi aao babla ko pao
π
Jazbaa
Tathya thook diye bhhaiyaji

hn
@vital bolt yo
Mann atakeya be parwa de naal
uss deen duni de shaa de naal
Mann atakeya beparwah de naal
kese hoooo
Yo cb
Tired
Wbu
just been calling each other to vc lol Isliye
V tiredπ
I wanna infiltrate cbs house and remove her afk
We could end that now
True
Makes the two of us

So you coming or nah
I donβt get why she never texts
Ikr
She should

Omggg

Atleast reply man
cave is cavesexual
Wtf
Hi
Whats with the +1
Selfsexual
Chole
Im actually claustrophobic
Oo vc
are you

Yes
tu vc nahi aya dekho who entered
You shouldve told me that youve joined a vc
Im coming in 2
Yes
Bola toh
Kab
Issi samay aagayi thi
@slim mesa Sat sri akaal paaji
Hii qt 
Dono sexual 
U also cumm
Nah nah I don't disturb
mene job chhod di

Yeh saale Pakistani har line mein allah ghusa hi dete hain sahi stereotype karte hai unko bollywood waale
Kaan se khoon niklega

For free

U wonβt be disturbing

Hi
Sudhar ja
Tf hi
Bish behave
Paper hai 
Nvm
Hello
hi frens
have a slice of pizza while watching one piece with me
Angrez lagda
Iβm good
nickname kyu banari 
Oh shaylaa
Akele khata
Okie

Nikhil
whot
Rehman Dakait ki di hui maut badi kasainuma hoti hai
Agar mere 8k
Oh divyaaa
whey protien aur compressions lunga
Hi @dusk night
U know oh my shayla meme ?
Yes I do
Hi

Ye lol hehe
hi ppl

yuss


Are you diwali wali Diya??
yea im back
Aur bete kya haal
Wao cool 

Ted talks it's Divya
BeHaal
woah reactionπ

Hi nikki 
Ohh shii mb, after csk draft I have trouble seeing stuff because of the tears

hii
hiiii
ohh I see, khana kha lo
Kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai?
Csk draft ?
wassup
Nhin khelna chess yaar
missing ms already
yus
I mean they're gonna lose
Hmm badme
yes
Oh today's match
yess but haarna bhi jaruri hai
yes
Kaun kaun Jail Classico dekh rha hai
kyu
is tarah to nhi bhai
Still wassup
Nicee π
taaki weakness pahle hi malum chal jaye bhai
Don't worry we gonna bang others too like RCB or MI
Sale
anyonw watching ipl??
Isse buri tarah bhi haare hain
Leave kra tha svr
akhir tak mat malum chalne dena

Ye may be
Oye
Dhoni ke absence me aise hi kheleti hai team

π
kya hui
Calm
tu bhi to bhag rhi thi
Harami
@lusty mantle hi yar
Hi Aditya
ab konsa paper h
Bkl bhai hai mera
Neech
Aaplog phir padhai chor kr aagye 
Ye ted series achi hai?
*neet
yar chat krte time mera naam mat liya karo muze shy ajata

Haan to mene kya kaha 
kya hui
loyal reh bhai
kaisi hai @lusty mantle
kisse laude
In one month lol
Mat pina liver khrab hota h

Yup

Yes but it's not for indian humour if you can't get those references but still it's better than the movies
Lol
Why not
Ohoho
zindagi ke saath liver bhi khrab hoajyegi
Indian humour lol
Pina Colada

Haan bhai mera dost tha ek kota me pi ke wo landmark ke paas naala nhi h waha tha pair fisal kr doob kr mar gya tha 
yes those jokes are american jokes with 90s pop culture references untill you know them

sex on the beach
On the way
Hmm oh
santra
aaj hi aayi hai flat pe
Pina colada is best
Nice nice
bas pita nahi hu mai

warna kya ni hojata
Pile
never tried
Accha hoga
daiquiri and sex on the beach enthusiast
yes it's like you're watching a stoner raunchy Early 2000s movies
kya
Mene bhi nahi
tujhe kya hi pata daru ke baare me 
Acha
Pine wali hu
In may
10
wow yar
kyu

Mene kabhi pee nahi but beat kharida hai
itna specific kyu
underage drinking

Uss time toh seedha hangover hoga
to
Bhai ki shadi
I don't even know them
Kota me sab legal h
maine pheli baar pi thi jab 15 ka tha (matlab only 1 beer)
bekar baat hia
diva
acha acha
Accha 
ohh i see
Divya*
you're against drinking until you try it 
diva
Take care
kyu laude
Thodi si daaru mere andar gyi
Ye Chalo bye
Tu ye harr ladki ko bolta hai
5 min break ends
tere andar mera lauda bhi chala jayega
to
okay bhai
Kabhi kabhi aditi

Have fun
diva
Grapes se banta wo wine hoti hai ya daru ?
Huh
Kuch nhi 
hmm
bandar ka moot piyo
Ayein you know nothing
aree bhosdiπ€¬π€¬
Abe Wasseypur ke laude
ππ
teri lulli kaat ke biryani bana duga
Me already dihhless hu
@south wasp
Chhad ke tu chala gaya kyu mainu iss tarah
Rab se bhhi maanga tujhhe lakh baari baari
sorry
are uzair bhai aap
yaad teri mujhhko bahut hi aundi hai
to
Tez chalayi tune kyu apni gaadi
sale bihari
sahi time pe text krdia, ab football khelne me maza ayega
sorry
Lyari ka baadshah Lyari ki shaan Arshad Pappu Arshad Pathaan
Mujhhe nhin pata mera purana account ka naam kya thha
but haan
2023-24 me tha tu?
Marathi in the chat guys

+soyabean
2022 se hoon

daal khichdi?
wyf
Idk
achha
Voh bole muje jahpana
kartik ki gend me gaanje ki pudiya
wese nhi
old account delete kab kiya?
Ok
Arshad Pappu does look like SRK Babu Dakait also
2024 mein
arshad haggu

achha
@crimson karma
Chicken khao
vegetarian?
Kotyat changla nhi bheta
Noi
VCs aata tha?
SRK bhdwa saala 2 kaudi ka mad@rbhosdi ek number ka pedophile zoophile necrophile
kaafi boring sv hogaya

@south wasp
Yup
gaane bhhi gaata thha
Lokesh
Pehle acche log the 
Fir ek jhaatuu admiiin ne gaandmasti krke sabko ban krdia
Abb yeh sv dead rehta hai
Yeh toh Red Chilies mein kaam karta hai yeh toh defend karega hi
kyu
Ye emo phase se bahar aa laude
Jamming nights?
yup
tameez oye
apki mummy k saath s3x kiya aur apki beti k saath...nvm bhai thats bad i hate him now
Idk , accha milta hai
Aur @viscid ivy
teri kati hui lulli ke jagah ke top pe namak maar dunga
rundike
tb toh ig
kyu
I know u
aree suar tu ab b zinda h?
Say my name
mai mayank bhaiya thodi hu
pi rkhi hai kya ?
pata nahi
Zinda hi rahunga na

ohh hes my nepali
wo ek aur suar kaha h
naam ni pta but
jam krte the lobby me
Abe wo already tere gaan me ghusa hua hai issiliye to itna uchalta hai uske pain se


Woh toh teri mummy ke saath bhhi karna chahta thha but unfortunately tere baap se kar ke aa gya
sorry
Your lips my lips apocalypse
kon? Baechainaatma?
same to you
Kuch nhi 
kon ho bhai aap
Kya be laude
No eew
Billi lode
ohh, to tm wo s3x tape dekh kr aj b muthhi kyu marte ho
kyun ni hua kuch
hatt
Jinda h ?
Server ka member
leave krdo yeh sv
rap karuga tera soon
Kuch nhi hota 
Teri maa ku muh mein daalne ke liye
ohh majnu k nana
@dawn panther ka krdo
achha
Hi bhejne se kaun si teri ammi chheen li
wo to 18 saal ka ni hai na
<@&700414488351866981>
19 ka hai ig
ye aarush behenchod koi bachcha h jo yahan aake cool banta rehta h
matt bheja kro randoms ko "hii" kyuki aapki ammi bhi randoms hi chod dete hai na

@quaint shuttle hi
gana wala rap <@&700414488351866981>
pass karo ghaas when the gas running out
bajne do, time pass ho rha h kilsaa kr
achha
us

