general-chat

[tame trout]

[dusty thunder]

aur gelchodi

[dusk night]

Hi bilu

2 baje test hai

Full syllabus

[golden agate]

All the best

[prime zinc]

Why is billi getting wet with tears

[prime zinc]

Han toh test de

Very active

[dawn panther]

AIOT

[prime zinc]

Hi kuku

[golden agate]

Kuku FM

[prime zinc]

Hi tedddy

[golden agate]

Hell-ooo

Ashu

[dawn panther]

[dawn panther]

[worthy ingot]

[north palm]

[quiet gulch]

Started posting again

Less go

[prime zinc]

[prime zinc]

How's you teddy

[prime zinc]

Sup babe

[outer gale]

[outer gale]

Or laude

[outer gale]

Hell eww

[wispy sparrow]

Wsgg

Ya corny chat

[proven cave]

5 sal ki bachi ko kya gift de skte hai@outer gale

@north palm huh

Tru tru

Give v nice gifts.

[golden agate]

Nothing new,u say

[lucid elm]

frank ocean bro

[golden agate]

Prank Awsean

[viscid ivy]

@proven cave hiiii

[outer gale]

Drawing kit

Doms ka ek bag aata h

[wary crag]

Sambhog

alive

wbu

[wary crag]

5 year old boy

weekend ke koi plans?

[dusty thunder]

voh 400 rupees ka cactus aata na bolne wala

[dusty thunder]

kesi hai

[proven cave]

Bhai 1 sal k bachho k liye hota wo

[viscid ivy]

@wary crag

[dusty thunder]

maine to diya meri bhatiji ko voh to khush ho gyi thi

[proven cave]

Acha oki. Dekhti hu

[dusty thunder]

ladki hai to koi plushie vaghera bhi de skti

[proven cave]

Plushie toh m khud rakh lungi.

Teddu beddu

[golden agate]

Me to 15 ki age me talking Tom se baate karta tha

[proven cave]

aww

Cute

[golden agate]

[proven cave]

[golden agate]

What is this paani sa

[proven cave]

what

[golden agate]

Teddu beddu

[proven cave]

Teddu beddu

[dusty thunder]

lehh you da real 5 year old

[golden agate]

Yes what is this

[proven cave]

Ted on bed

[dusty thunder]

science kit bhi de skti

[golden agate]

Ohhh mujhe laga it's like bed me ted

[proven cave]

actually bade logo ko hi plushiee and all psnd aate hai zyda.

Bachhe khrb kar dete hai

[proven cave]

same

[dusty thunder]

tu tere liye le liyo fir

[golden agate]

bachho ko lollipop dedo

[proven cave]

[dusty thunder]

kuro plushie

[proven cave]

Zeher wali

[golden agate]

I mean Me not me, Ted Me Bed

[dusty thunder]

bed me ted

[proven cave]

[golden agate]

Apne bachhe ko dekar dekhna ek baar

[dusty thunder]

premika se milne pahucha ted, parijno ne kiya bed me band

[golden agate]

I won't bed you

[proven cave]

Mein khud kha jaungi lollipop toh

[golden agate]

[dusty thunder]

ek uske liye bhi le liyo

[golden agate]

Zehar wali??

[dusty thunder]

kya lagti tu uski?

bhua didi what

[proven cave]

Haan

[golden agate]

Don't forget to invite me for 13vi khana

[proven cave]

[golden agate]

Machhi chawal milegi kya??

My fav

[dusty thunder]

56 bhog

[proven cave]

Oki wut cuisine u like

[proven cave]

Yes obviously

[golden agate]

Ohh yes

[proven cave]

Jagannath mandir m nhi ho rhi 13vi

[golden agate]

I love fish curry and rice

[proven cave]

Same

[golden agate]

[proven cave]

😋

[golden agate]

[dusty thunder]

tu krwaiyo na

teri fir news banegi

13vi me krwaye 56 bhog

[proven cave]

2 lac rupy lag jayenge

Bht mehnga bhog lagta hai udhr bhai

[dusty thunder]

itna to kr hi skte ghar wale

[proven cave]

[proven cave]

Bhai mere marne p khush honge

Dw

Kar hi skte hai

[golden agate]

Yes save money me to kehta hu court marriage kar lena aap

[dusty thunder]

final investment

[dusty thunder]

70 rs ka kagaz

stamp 150 ki

[golden agate]

Lawyer 2000 ka

[remote beacon]

@feral zenith @chilly socket VC aao be

[dusty thunder]

shaadi me to 2000 ki plate hoyegi

[golden agate]

Haan per plate mehanga hai 2000

[proven cave]

Marriage k liye ladka bhi toh chahiye ?

[dusty thunder]

mere rishtedaar to ek plate me meetha dalwate ek me roti sabzi

[golden agate]

Ladki bhi chalegi

[proven cave]

[dusty thunder]

voh to mota bithwa denge per plate ke hisaab se to

[golden agate]

Don't you have a bf

[proven cave]

What if m bhoot ban jau.tb kya m bhoot logo ki discord chalaungi? Among us m mar jane se jaise

[dusty thunder]

2fa krna baki reh gya

[proven cave]

he is an aunty

[dusty thunder]

bhootcord

[proven cave]

[golden agate]

achha

[dusty thunder]

marne ke baad alag tinder bumble

[golden agate]

Trans hai ohh, don't worry I'm open minded me aa jaunga witness me sign karne

[proven cave]

selecting who has a good skeleton

[proven cave]

omG okay

[dusty thunder]

kiski maut jyda aesthetic hui

[golden agate]

you have my back

[proven cave]

Though he is a hansum gentleman

[golden agate]

achha but usko aunty banna pasand hai

I see I see

[proven cave]

aunty like behavior

[golden agate]

Saree me cute lagta hoga fir

[golden agate]

Ohh I see I see

[proven cave]

Abbe

[golden agate]

Kya hua

[proven cave]

no saree toh m usse pehnaungi

[dusty thunder]

ghunghat krne bolta kya

[golden agate]

achha

[proven cave]

Apni shadi wali

[golden agate]

Black Saree

[proven cave]

ni

[golden agate]

Red Saree

[proven cave]

Gala ghot k marne k liye

[dusty thunder]

white saree

[proven cave]

[golden agate]

Peak

[proven cave]

ye sb mat bol

[golden agate]

Nahi agar meri gf bolti to me pehan leta

[proven cave]

Us din light chali gyi thi. My mom was wearing a white housecoat and standing in front of the stairs

🍑 fatt gyi

Meri

[golden agate]

[proven cave]

[golden agate]

Chudail bol diya

[proven cave]

sweet

[proven cave]

sowwy but yes

[golden agate]

Koi na

[proven cave]

[golden agate]

[wary crag]

mirror to nhi dekh liya tha?

[proven cave]

Teri shakal yaad kar liya tha

[golden agate]

Aapko white saari me dekh liya tha

[dusty thunder]

bandi lingerie pehna degi kisi din

[wary crag]

banyan tha vo

[proven cave]

banyan m photo bhejo

[golden agate]

Nahi itna nahi upar se bas saree theek hai

[wary crag]

🍆

[dusty thunder]

[golden agate]

Aapke cleavage dikh rahe the kya??

[proven cave]

[dusty thunder]

rupaa banyan

[wary crag]

hai hi nhi

[proven cave]

✂️

[proven cave]

Hai toh..

[golden agate]

Nipples to bacha ke rakha karo

[wary crag]

mera flat mate trek pe gya hua hai, mai akela hu

[proven cave]

Nipple patch

[dusty thunder]

dik patch bhi banna chaiye

[prime zinc]

bas fucked up life

[proven cave]

Pimple patch se kaam ban jygam

[wary crag]

itni nhi sochte mard

[golden agate]

Male boobs are cool

[golden agate]

Achha

[proven cave]

until it gets molested

[dusty thunder]

uncle lover

[wary crag]

hello

[golden agate]

I see

[proven cave]

😋

[golden agate]

Nah, i have them

[golden agate]

Ho chuka hu

[proven cave]

Gf ?

[golden agate]

Nahi

[proven cave]

[golden agate]

Kuch harami frend

[proven cave]

Female

Oh

Cool

[golden agate]

Haan

[dusty thunder]

yeh to hai

[golden agate]

I never had a gf

[proven cave]

Unke bhi babble daba do

[golden agate]

[dusty thunder]

gareeb aur mardo ke chuche to humesha dabte hi hai

[golden agate]

Me unkii tarah nhi hu

[wary crag]

Ye paani uncle voice changer lagakr vc mein moan krne aa jata hai

[golden agate]

Experience??

[proven cave]

Chup rude aunty

[golden agate]

Omgg

It's him

[proven cave]

[golden agate]

The aunty

[proven cave]

[wary crag]

uncleji mujhe chhedo mt, I'm a baddie

[dusty thunder]

mai abhi upper lips banwa ri hun

disturb na kr sharmila ke ladke

[golden agate]

[proven cave]

Fr ? Bhai meko bhi moochein aa gyi

I should also get it done

[dusty thunder]

mard banri tu to

[proven cave]

True

[wary crag]

[proven cave]

ayi badi baddie..

[viscid ivy]

hi

hi

[wary crag]

send girl

[proven cave]

[viscid ivy]

hi

kahape

kya sab

tab thik hai

[proven cave]

teri bandi nhi hai? Kal to bata rha tha

[viscid ivy]

mere flat pe karle

[proven cave]

[viscid ivy]

aja

[wary crag]

hello sirji

[proven cave]

Acha ok one girl only.. good

Great

❤️

[ancient orbit]

Shuddup

[wary crag]

🤮

[proven cave]

Fir a gye ye 2 faltu log

[wary crag]

love🤮

[proven cave]

[ancient orbit]

This Bangali freakyahh thinks of us as faltu

[proven cave]

Loveday

Yes

[ancient orbit]

Go back to moaning

[proven cave]

You'll be the only one in vc then

[ancient orbit]

Awww

I'll be glad

[dusty thunder]

khud hi kaatle voh to

baddi off lagti

[wary crag]

teenagers krte hai love, bade hoke sirf lust hota hai

[proven cave]

Only one 1 said.

[proven cave]

Trimmer ?

Tu toh unc hai .. tera kya lust?

Budhau

[ancient orbit]

glad to be that 1

[wary crag]

tabhi to bachhia psand hai

[proven cave]

dono havsi

[ancient orbit]

Love of chidhiya ke beech hota hai

[proven cave]

[ancient orbit]

Love birds type shii

[proven cave]

kidd snapper

[wary crag]

@tacit dagger

tmi

[dusty thunder]

razor aata na

[prime zinc]

racer

[wary crag]

surgical razor

😋

[proven cave]

What is tmi

[proven cave]

Are ussi pimple aate

[wary crag]

teri maa invincible

[proven cave]

Teri maa ko bol jaa k

Oki.

aw kya ki

Damn

True. Sarthak seekh kuch

[wary crag]

meri mummy to hai hi best

[proven cave]

[proven cave]

[wary crag]

kiske saath?

[proven cave]

Kj

Sarthak was kissing you

Missing*

[wary crag]

apni*

[proven cave]

Yes

Was saying tere sath sona hai

Muaah* bhi bola tujhe

chi ew

[wary crag]

mai baat hi nhi krta Paani se

[dusty thunder]

pimple kaise aare usse, ache se saaf kr

[proven cave]

n toh samjh gyi par

[wary crag]

kisi ke bhi baato mein aa jayaega?

[proven cave]

Excuse me

awww

Satthak jaise manipulators se door rho

[wary crag]

ye chudailo se dur rha kr centiJoule

[proven cave]

chudail hogii

Tohar..

[dusty thunder]

maika marble

[chilly socket]

ye koi time hai 🦕🦕

[wary crag]

your mom is my mom

[chilly socket]

but your mom 🥵🥵

[proven cave]

my favorite type of joint is pivot joints.

Are*

Haan

[vital pagoda]

hello

[golden agate]

Shaggy we should Shag

[long pumice]

Yayyyy

Safal raha mera lecture

Maa baap k beech m ladai krwa di

Ab mummy lad rahi hai call m papa se ki feminism sahi hai

Princy sahi bolti hai

[wary crag]

[long pumice]

Ghar se shuru krungi

Brainwashed h meri maa dheere dheere sudhar dungi

[wary crag]

feminism is imp
i support men's right

[long pumice]

Mera baap bahut acha aadmi hai mere pdhai k liye bahut paise kharch kiya hai mujhe dfo bananana chahta hai padhata hai sbke saamne meri taarif krta ki Princy mid term m class m top ki hai ifs banegi but agr papa ko bolti hu ki bharat purush pradhan desh jo hai vo galat hai mujhe glt thehra dete

Saale sab brainwashed hai patriachal system l

[pale thistle]

yo chat

[long pumice]

Ab mummy papa se ladai kr rhi feminism ko leke majjaa ara

[pale thistle]

bandi se baat krne k liye topic bata doo

asap

😭

[long pumice]

Usko puch whisper ya stayfree pehnti h

[pale thistle]

ufff

puberty hit nhi hui usko

[long pumice]

[pale thistle]

she's 11

[long pumice]

Toh smjha dena usko ki whisper khareed kr pehne soft aur acha hota

Jab badi hojayegi

[pale thistle]

😭😭

okkk

smart ho yr aap

😋

[long pumice]

Hehe mai toh hu

[wary crag]

dfo

[pale thistle]

😼😼

[wary crag]

luteal phase me o kya aap?

[long pumice]

Han mai taiyari Krna shuru krungi abhi se padh likh kr dfo banna chahti

[long pumice]

idk mannn

Vaise feminism naam k dikhawa krti actually I'm misandrist i support girls right and wrongs

[golden agate]

[long pumice]

Ab mai jaarhi kapde press krungi Tuesday ko train h yawaarrr

[pale thistle]

merko bhi press karne wali miljaye gng

[wary crag]

i was with you then misandrist pe i lost you

[pale thistle]

💔

[proven cave]

Menism*

Huh

[golden agate]

Don't hurt me

[proven cave]

Tedu

[golden agate]

Don't hurt me

[proven cave]

No I wont

[golden agate]

No more

[proven cave]

[golden agate]

What is love

[proven cave]

Beedsm krna bandh keo

[golden agate]

(lyrics hai)

[proven cave]

[golden agate]

💃

[proven cave]

This is something else

Neyneyeneueneyneyeye

[wary crag]

@proven cave 😘 muahh

[proven cave]

babble daba dungi

[golden agate]

[prime zinc]

Mai na raha

[golden agate]

Kisse se baat karra

[livid blaze]

hello ji

😭

[upbeat lagoon]

hlw

[crimson brook]

Get best deals on refurbished smartphones

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[golden agate]

[crimson brook]

no promo i'm just telling that it is the best.

[north palm]

Ok

[north palm]

guzzmozing

[north palm]

no ew

[inland swan]

Hmm kaha busy

[livid blaze]

😔 berojgaari

[inland swan]

Bade log vai

[livid blaze]

bde log berojgaar hote?

[inland swan]

Ha

[prime zinc]

Bhai meri khushiyan itni limited hai

Hai ki kabhi milti hi nahi

All day ghum

All day loveday

I feel like crying out loud and jump of from a building

Hang myself

Or poison myself

[golden agate]

I see

[clever path]

BHAI

[gloomy silo]

.

[heady steeple]

Hello

Koi huzz hai ?

[viscid ivy]

Teri mohabbat mein jalna bhhi hai

Aur tujh se bach ke hi chalna bhhi hai

Kuchh rang apna badalna bhhi hai

Maine dhalna tere rang mein hai sada

Tu chand hai ek dhadakta hai hua

Chori se mujhko hi takta hua

Seene lagke chamakta hua

Meri baahon mein rehna yahi hai dua

Tu agar meri yeh fasana tera tu agar meri toh zamanaa tera tu agar meri mai hoon tera

Betaab saa mohabbat ka tu inquilab hai mera jaha meri aankhon mein khwaab khwaab hai

[north palm]

Useless twats

[frozen dew]

In cheezo m to man mera lgta hi nhi
Tu hi bata kese rap chor dun

Kya hi baate likhun

[north palm]

@outer gale aaj to MI ka match

[viscid ivy]

Aaj MI apna streak tod de

Pehla match haarne ka

[prime zinc]

Fuckkkkk

[north palm]

Jeet jayegi aaj

Pakka

[viscid ivy]

Kisse chud rha hai bhhai?

[prime zinc]

@maiden fjord , Iqoo soul BGIS 2026

[viscid ivy]

@north palm Apna naam aur pfp change kar kisi Pakistani Discord server mein jaa ke bol ki tu Turkish hai

[north palm]

?

[viscid ivy]

Dare de raha hoon

[north palm]

Nhi Krna

[viscid ivy]

Phir tujhhe pata chalega BJ kisse kehte hain

Bhhai sahab Bangladeshi toh aur

[north palm]

@grizzled scarab

[viscid ivy]

Woh Russia aur China ke saath mil ke Hypersonic Missile Aircraft banana chahte hai India ke against 😂🤣🤣🤣

[frozen dew]

Iseee

[mellow sentinel]

[feral zenith]

haa bhai... aaja

[soft siren]

Who's gonna win?

[wraith hound]

.

[wraith hound]

Me

[soft siren]

Other than you

[wraith hound]

No one other than me lil bro

26 is mine

[frozen dew]

Jab dekho kha rh hota ha motu

[soft siren]

Have you reserved it?

[wraith hound]

Kuposhit lund khaa liya kar tu bhi

[wraith hound]

Nah I claimed it

[golden agate]

[frozen dew]

Body absorb ni kar pati khata jyada hoon

[soft siren]

It was fake lil bunty

[mellow sentinel]

[soft siren]

Us rahega

[wraith hound]

Toh hijde mujhe kya kehta rehta hai meri body kar leti hai absorb

[wraith hound]

Yeh samay aur krsna ke fans aa jate gandmare

[golden agate]

Real id se aao wise kunt

[mellow sentinel]

lmao who let you cook with those emojis ted 😭

[soft siren]

Tu bhi to uske discord me gand hi mara raha h

[golden agate]

Your mom

[frozen dew]

Challlll aaya bada mujse mat jod khudko

[mellow sentinel]

(flopping onto virtual beanbag dramatically) Ughhh teddyyy why you always gotta bring moms into this? Weakkkk.

(pretending to scroll through phone boredly) Also @ByteMe slow day huh? Even entropy's taking a nap at 0.11 smh.

[wraith hound]

Haa toh tune konsa jhaat paad liya

[frozen dew]

Damn 😫

[golden agate]

Ohh you're going paragraph now

[mellow sentinel]

(tossing virtual popcorn in mouth) Teddy out here thinking paragraphs are personality traits lmao.

yawns entropy so low even my roasts moving in slow-mo.

[frozen dew]

😫😫

[wraith hound]

Abe yeh bot hai kya

[soft siren]

Tune bhi nahi paada 🥀🥀
To kyu bak raha h

[wraith hound]

Mai toh bund faad dunga 2 min ruk tu bas

[soft siren]

Ruka hu

[wraith hound]

Timer laga le

[golden agate]

Alors, comment vas-tu, Mario ?

[soft siren]

Time is ticking

[mellow sentinel]

(rolling eyes) Teddy suddenly French now? Weakkk.

watches pk vs ByteMe fight like it's Netflix Y'all boring when entropy's this low ngl.

[wraith hound]

Bhadwe

[brisk wagon]

[wraith hound]

Hijde

[golden agate]

Arrête de résumer cette conversation

[mellow sentinel]

Still trying too hard with that French, teddy bear. Cringe.

yawns at pk's weak insults Bro's got the vocab of a 5th grader who just discovered cuss words.

[frozen dew]

What is the use of eyebrows

[soft siren]

Bhencho ye bot kisne dal diya yaha

[north palm]

Hi

[wraith hound]

Teri bhen chod dunga

[brisk wagon]

Tf are you on

[golden agate]

Pk se personal lag raha hai

[brisk wagon]

W

[soft siren]

2 min hogaye

[north palm]

@mellow sentinel did you change prompts?

[wraith hound]

Aur 3 min ruk ja

[soft siren]

Oh nooo

Khada hu aaj bhi wahin

🥀🥀

[sacred zephyr]

Hi

[north palm]

Sahi mai mar gya bot

Crochet art wale log sirf bheek maangte hain aage jaake

Faltu chize bana rhe

[maiden fjord]

Jeet gai, hats off to genesis broo

They made sure, ki domination is a myth

[dusk night]

@dawn panther

Allun hai to sb namumkin hai

😭

Residence

[brisk wagon]

Residence

[dusk night]

[topaz drift]

[dusk night]

Kya kru

Mar jau

[wraith hound]

Haa

[dusk night]

Allun

I hate u

[brisk wagon]

Whos allun

[topaz drift]

remaining account balance transfer krke marna

[dusk night]

8 hajar rupaye hai

Scholarship exam ke mile the

[brisk wagon]

Adopt me

[topaz drift]

enough hai

[dusk night]

Topper era

Tha mera tb

[topaz drift]

3 mahine ke gym supplements aa jayenge'

[dusk night]

Ldki adopt krni hai muze

[topaz drift]

bata fir 13vi kab hai ?

[brisk wagon]

💔

[dusk night]

[topaz drift]

cave ladki ban jayega tere liye

[dusk night]

Ldki ban jao

[brisk wagon]

Anything for the 8k man

[dusk night]

Kya duniya hai

[brisk wagon]

Meow

[dusk night]

Sb marna chahte hai

[brisk wagon]

Im a kitty

[topaz drift]

mujhe to paisa chahiye

[dusk night]

Kaisa aadmi hai re

[topaz drift]

jo bhi suicide kr rha ho , apne organs bech kr paisa mujjhe de jao

[dusk night]

[dusk night]

Aja kota

[topaz drift]

kota bula ri hai

[dusk night]

Yes

[topaz drift]

chi

[dusk night]

Whi pe hu

[topaz drift]

life me ekbar gya hu waha

[dusk night]

Fr whut

[topaz drift]

wo bhi jab road trip chal rhi thi

kota me sirf 30 min ruka tha

[brisk wagon]

@lusty mantle vc

[topaz drift]

concert

[dusk night]

Gana gaoge ?

Cave cutie

[brisk wagon]

Yeah sure

[topaz drift]

neend aa jayegi

[dusk night]

Okie

[topaz drift]

aise to

[gloomy lance]

chess

?

[topaz drift]

@wraith tiger Watch your language.

[dusk night]

Are yr padhna bhi hai muze fir

Cave accha gaoge na ?

[topaz drift]

padhai kon hi karta hai

[brisk wagon]

Mein kabhi bura bhi gata hu?

[dusk night]

[topaz drift]

biryani khao

[gloomy lance]

Chess khelega koi ?

[topaz drift]

meri pfp me jo lagi hia

[dusk night]

Kr le vrna biwi daru pike pitegi

[topaz drift]

borimng game

[dusk night]

[gloomy lance]

Skill issue

[topaz drift]

chii

[ivory pilot]

pareshaan ho gya hu 3 begum se

[topaz drift]

i have a life bro

[dusk night]

Abhi aau fir ?

Sunne

[gloomy lance]

Must be hard with that iq

[topaz drift]

prerna gaati to hai nahi tu

[topaz drift]

yeah true

[dusk night]

Nhi

[brisk wagon]

You could join but ill only sing after a big audience

[dusk night]

Neet ke baad gaungi

[brisk wagon]

And shayla

[dusk night]

Okie

[topaz drift]

top fan hona jaruri hai cave ke liye

[dusk night]

Clg pohchungi tb

@silver heath hi

[dusk night]

Hmm

Shayla di ke bina nhi gayega wo

Okay

[silver heath]

hieee

[brisk wagon]

Aao yaar im singing

[dusk night]

Ok

[dusk night]

Chlo concert

Sunne

[ivory pilot]

aao sunao pyaar ki ye kahani

ek tha ladka ek thi ladki dewaani

[topaz drift]

@brisk wagon darpok bhaag gyaaaa

[gloomy lance]

kaisi chal rhi taiyari btw

[brisk wagon]

Baar baar ma mat chudaiyo ab

[silver heath]

kiloJoule

[topaz drift]

teri mummy ke aloo parathe kha jaunga

[gloomy lance]

Meri mummi bhi acha banati yrr ... aana kabhi khilaunga

[ivory pilot]

teri mummy ke chole bhature kha jaunga

[topaz drift]

invite bhej diyo aur address bhi

[dusk night]

Hi I'm back

[gloomy lance]

Okay

[dusk night]

Web pe thi

[topaz drift]

teri behen ki banayi maggi kha lunga

[dusk night]

Ab app download kiya

[topaz drift]

delete krde wapas

[dusk night]

[ivory pilot]

oye oye bhen ki nhii oye respect karo bheno ko

[dusk night]

Are yr

[ivory pilot]

bhenchod

[gloomy lance]

[topaz drift]

sorry

[dusk night]

Cave ko sunne k liye kiya download

[topaz drift]

bhenchod respect kro saalo

[ivory pilot]

bkc nikhill

[dusk night]

[gloomy lance]

[topaz drift]

bhen ka bhosda aaloo

[gloomy lance]

Mera bhi paper aariya

Nikalta hu bhaad me

[dusk night]

Thik hai

[topaz drift]

bhaad me jaa

[ivory pilot]

abhi bola bhenchod bheno ko respect karo nikhillll

[gloomy lance]

[north palm]

Hi I'm new

[dusk night]

Nikhil kitta gaali de ra

[topaz drift]

mai bhi to wahi bola bhenchod respect kaha hai tumhari aalloo

[brisk wagon]

Ayo you missed it gng

[dusk night]

[ivory pilot]

hii new

[dusk night]

Are yr

[gloomy lance]

Nice 🥀

[dusk night]

[topaz drift]

mai to respect krne bol rha

[north palm]

Hi potato

[dusk night]

Oh okay

[ivory pilot]

acha ji aisa hai kya

[brisk wagon]

Shouldve told me i wouldve waited

[topaz drift]

hey girl , can we be friends

[dusk night]

[north palm]

No sori

[ivory pilot]

kaisa hai saggy?

[dusk night]

Ab nhi hoga kya

[topaz drift]

hum dono ne gaana gaya

[brisk wagon]

Theres no audience

[north palm]

Good hu brotha

[gloomy lance]

Saggy bhai aaj kal rating push kar rhe chesscom pe

[dusk night]

Are yr

[topaz drift]

yuss

[ivory pilot]

isliye tu single hai

[dusk night]

[north palm]

Sirf koshish kr rha hu
Ho ni rhi😭

[ivory pilot]

chalo ash karo

[dusk night]

Lol saggy grill hai ?

[gloomy lance]

bro thinks they gonna call him in candidates

[topaz drift]

shit , one more girl rejected

[ivory pilot]

gob gob de de dunga

[dusk night]

Lol

[north palm]

I've been bad at chess consistently for 4 years now

[dusk night]

Nikhil kb playboi banega ?

[topaz drift]

chameleon hai , rang badalte rehta\

[gloomy lance]

[dusk night]

Ohhh noice

[gloomy lance]

May the legacy stays forever 🔥 🗣️

[topaz drift]

no, only grills allowed

[topaz drift]

is janam to nahi

[north palm]

I need a game which is like chess but is not based on strategies

[gloomy lance]

Aaj kiska match hai vaise ??

Candidates

[topaz drift]

lodu

[ivory pilot]

tujhe girls se gob gob kar wani hai?

[topaz drift]

i mean ludo

[gloomy lance]

Career

[dusk night]

Wo bat kele who badi baat hai

[topaz drift]

chi chi kaise baate krta h women ke baare me'

[ivory pilot]

sahi baat hai

[topaz drift]

acha

[ivory pilot]

chii bhai tune pehle bola tha

[topaz drift]

maine kuch nahi bola

mai to sabhya hu

[north palm]

I'm bad at that as well

[gloomy lance]

us bolunga

[frozen dew]

Hisaggy

[ivory pilot]

bkc teri tune bola tha mein gob gob girls se karwanungaa...

[north palm]

[gloomy lance]

Apki pfp me vo dinoflagellate hai kya

[north palm]

Hi kardik

How r u

[frozen dew]

Keseho

[ivory pilot]

bhenchod nikhill respect karo bheno ko

[frozen dew]

Goodaapbatao

[north palm]

I'm nice hoon

[topaz drift]

maine bola only girls allowed ]

[frozen dew]

Kkrhethe

[gloomy lance]

"Behnchod "😭😭

[topaz drift]

aloo tujhe dum bana dunga

[gloomy lance]

Ye kartik behn ka lauda jaha dikh jata gussa aur aa jata

[ivory pilot]

haan toh tujhe kya lagta hai girls tumme gob gob de dengi

[north palm]

Time pass

[topaz drift]

fir air fryer me paka ke kutto ko khila dunga , matlab kartik ko

[frozen dew]

Sorry ab teri maa chodke nhi bhagunga

[topaz drift]

sochne wali baat hia

[frozen dew]

Kese gya apka din aaj

[gloomy lance]

[ivory pilot]

mkc bhai maa bheno ko respect karna chahiye bhai

[north palm]

Same roz jaisa boring

[topaz drift]

kartik how r u

[north palm]

Heyoo chotibachhi

How have u been

[topaz drift]

same bhadu as always or something else

[ivory pilot]

chotibachi hii

[topaz drift]

chotibacchi hi

[frozen dew]

Huh kyu kaam kia?

[frozen dew]

Cheeealll chutiya

[gloomy lance]

haa bhai maa behn bhi insaan hai iski mkc maa behn ko gaali kyu dte saale besharam kahin bc

[topaz drift]

acha lode

[ivory pilot]

chotibachi mujhse kyu guchha?

[frozen dew]

Poora bhagona khaa gya biryani ka

[topaz drift]

kartik kitnaa abusive hai be

[topaz drift]

aadha

[ivory pilot]

wahi inki mkc 3 baar

[gloomy lance]

😭

[frozen dew]

Ghar p kyu banai

[topaz drift]

chotibacchi ke saamne gaali dilwa rha

bacchi bigad gyi to ?

[frozen dew]

Chotibachi blocked kyu h lol

[topaz drift]

bht achi bani thi

[dusk night]

Idk

[ivory pilot]

chotibachi close your eyes

[topaz drift]

kya to bhi juicy chicken th

aaye haaye

[frozen dew]

2 logo ke liye?

Ghar p bana li

[dusk night]

Chotii bacchi ?

[topaz drift]

yus

[frozen dew]

Bc

[silver heath]

ly

[topaz drift]

oye bacchi tu chicken nahi khati kya ?

[dusk night]

React once more and get bald forever bacchi

[gloomy lance]

Acha hua candidate chalu hogaya varna ipl dekhna padd jata🥀 💔

[dusk night]

Tf

How dare u

[ivory pilot]

kj hi

[topaz drift]

chalo bye

one piece me nico robin arc shuru kr rha

[ivory pilot]

all good kj how are you?

[topaz drift]

ab hoga maja

[outer gale]

Yes

[dusk night]

Tere liye bhi cutie hai kya wo residence ?

[frozen dew]

Gaand m daale lode apni dosti ke

[ivory pilot]

wah enjoy pakode khao aur chai piyo

[topaz drift]

[frozen dew]

Mere saare nakli dost

🎸

[dusk night]

Tf 😨

Yr mtlb ye sbke sath aisa hai

I thought

Sb ladke ek jaise hi hote hai

[topaz drift]

bolne lagiiiii , mera yasu yasu

[dusk night]

Hat

Nhi re wese nhi

But ab khtm kr di tumne

[frozen dew]

Whatffff

[mellow sentinel]

Yess

[dusk night]

Yup got to know that

[lusty mantle]

I’m out

[dusk night]

[north palm]

Nice

[dusk night]

Whie

[mellow sentinel]

fooled some people too

[north palm]

But why is it not responding

[topaz drift]

oh hi

[mellow sentinel]

have turned it off

[north palm]

Ohh

[silver heath]

😭

[brittle mesa]

Hi

[north palm]

Yo vansh

[brittle mesa]

Sup

[north palm]

Nm wby

[brittle mesa]

Just read a book

[silver heath]

i am paying the price of liking you

[north palm]

Ohh which one

[brittle mesa]

Hitchhiker guide to the galaxy

[silver heath]

@coral walrus yesterday I met a 4th yearite, who was cracked at ML

[north palm]

Wow meet @quaint shuttle

[silver heath]

pata nahi kya kya btaya

I saw his research

crazy stuff is going on

[brittle mesa]

Hi oath

[silver heath]

kis cheez ki?

[mellow sentinel]

i keep it on when I am arounf

[silver heath]

John C hull front to back

[north palm]

Nice

[mellow sentinel]

ssup

[north palm]

One of my friends cracked it

[silver heath]

uhmm uhmm

yess

mere 3 senior hain usmein

i was talking to the WorldQuant VP of research on mail

lmaoo

was inviting him

[dusk night]

Date se pehle hi marriage

[silver heath]

bro didnt come

[dusk night]

[silver heath]

meri shaadi itni jaldi?

i am not even 21

@coral walrus please become some quant guy

I will invite you to give a talk

even dev works

[silver heath]

do come

damnn

my senior got like the 10th rank at ICPC

this world is cooked

honestly at this point, I wanna try out dev

hmm

damnn...

wo kabhi apko kuch kaam krne ko bole

to boldena

"lite lo, kar to rha hun"

[quartz aurora]

[silver heath]

spam the word lite infront of the guy

😭

he'll be shockeddd

ohh... u gotta tell him a sad news tho

😭

his first year hostel got demolished

the most goated hostel of all time

SR Bhawan

do u mean like goa or sm?

ohh maybe

ohh

yayy

bitsian auraaa

i was saying

[brisk wagon]

I see
Have fun

[silver heath]

political log alawa

sab badhiya hi lagte hai idhar

there is a department

which helps injured people

during the sports fest

these people literally steal codeine

and promethazine

😭

itna crazy ghapla

true

I got a friend to 3D print a desk lamp

its really nice

[dusk night]

Abhi 18 hui hu , padhai bhi puri nhi ki hai

Whut !?

Cool

Krle

Wao , tere jesa banda sabko de

[tidal obsidian]

Teri bandi meri fan, catch me of u can

[silver heath]

Yes

[tidal obsidian]

Ha toh school wali ladkiyo ko kyu date karta hai

[dusk night]

Uncomfortable krdiya yr hat yr

I hate u kilo

[silver heath]

I got a keyboard, yet to be delivered

Hmmm

[dusk night]

Acha khasa chl rha tha marriage wali bat bolke sb tehes nehes kr diya

[silver heath]

Damnn

[dusk night]

[brisk wagon]

Frugal ass

[golden agate]

Bada purana rhyme hai ye to

[dusk night]

Okie

[silver heath]

😭 mera potential crush situation khatam kr dia @coral walrus

Yep

[dusk night]

Fr

Kilo

Ganja hoja

Tf

[soft siren]

MI
Vs
Kkr, who's gonna make it?

[dusk night]

Paper dete time bhi whi soch rhi thi sale

Mereko genz samaj rha

Hat yr

Mar ja

Embarrass kr diya, ab kese baat kru usse

Whie

Ok

Okie

Let's see

Kya hota hai

Kya

[silver heath]

😭😭

[brisk wagon]

[dusk night]

What see ?

[silver heath]

Main to sab kuch see kr rha hu

[brisk wagon]

I see something cooking

[dusk night]

Oh okay

[brisk wagon]

Cheeky prerana

[dusk night]

Hey

[brisk wagon]

Lookup dancewithrachna on ig

[dusk night]

Lol