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Looking forward to kkr vs csk
๐ kal csk chudegi
parso chudegi
Kal kiska hai fir
kal csk ki match hi nhi h
lode
kal to kkr chudegi
kal baap team ka match h
Chudegi pe focus kro
Mi ๐ wo bhi chudegi

RR will win this season
baap se baxodi ni bete
Dhoni chudna chahiye
๐
dhoni too goat h
first lollipop missed
Is bar trophy bhi rcb ki he


๐
Last me rcb ne teel aur lga diya
5 hours of sleep

i love RCB
Sooja ab ๐ก
coz someone else loves RCB
Apni zuban se naam mt le
nahi aaj tere jaise hi idiot ka birhtday hai kl , wish krke sounga

Idiot boldiya 
No you donโt, youโre a victim of capitalistic world. Love ur family, friends, but never love a sports team, political party or anything which is a product of capitalism
@old jay hii
Jai Shree Krishna
Krishna > Ram. More rizz
radha>>>
Regressive mindset ek society ka dushman hai
Hu, but this is a free world
ohh damnn
I'm not a victim of "Capitalistic world " , nonetheless loving a sports/political and whatever you have just mentioned is what a love comes from mind not heart !
nice
koi bhi ho
Sooja
Tf
nahi yaar
Oh I see ur vision

hume to hazel se matlab hai

thenks
Fr
kabhi kabhi lgta hai

ki aafia Ted ka alt hai
kuki mard hai ki aurat 
Kbhi kbhi lgta hai airtel ki sim lelu
Ted mere jooti ke barabar but whoโs Ted
mera airtel hai 5g
both
Abe

sori babes
Ted Lasso Malum hai
ye kya tareeka hai rcb fan bolne ka
๐ฅ , oh RCB ko hate matt kro yaar
Jo bhi teem hai don't worry jeet jayegi

kuki
Booolo
aaj screentime bata apna
saale

are btao to kuki kon hai
aankhein loude lag jayengi
ladki
hai
@dawn panther babes introduce yourself to him

with photo
Hi ๐
Too much to ask on. First interaction
koi na 
Heyy
soul is consistent, godl ka fk up hua thoda, og ne comback kiya thoda
Hmmm
soul is top
@quaint shuttle watch hail mary
#1 haina soul ?
hi shyyy

Hemlo ki haal hai ashwee

Caseo
badhiya tu casio
nahi nahi
pyaari si bholi bhali si
ye baatein idhr nahi kari jaati
Yaya
Good h zii
Chahat teri ooo
Background same hoga

sori
check marle
hii kaisa hai
ashwini swaraj
Hi lodo
kyun

lazy lazy sleepy sleepy
Khiukhiukhiukhiu
koyi movie recommend karo
They will kill you
udta aujla bhai so jao
thnaks
kal sunday hai lala
waaaawwwww

utna kuch khaash nhi but its interesting and weird and funny and gross and action and pta nhi
brad pitt ki movie dekhne ka mann kar rahaa
pehle wo fir ye dekhun lunga
Kunsi
Happi bdayy
today i just complted my final draft of my short film
Naak se khoon
feeling so emotional , pata nahi shoot hoga ki nahi
Wow congratulations
pinda ?
Mtlb

thank you , maine likh toh diya hopefully i make it by this year end
dhurandhar
Hmm
mein jeeja hai

drugs leta hai ,
Hn
toh uske naak se khoon aata hai
Drugs jada hogya hai
shyd

stay addicated

What work do you do
Kal bhi jana h
I am nurse

blood

Oh shii. Thats hard work. Do you work weekends too?
Yes
Ji
@scarlet plank @bright briar
Rn also working?
casio 
No
not good u tell
taseo
Good. Wyf?
y not good 
i also not gud
Do you like art
๐ข
Ohhh
sleeping karri

Why not good?

Which kind of art
The ones i sketxh
Dead from pain 
ice cream
I have got milk+boost, soup and curd.
why
abb I'm thinking what should I have first

Bahut mitha mitha hogaya bss 
oh oki
Aur tum kya kr rhi ho idhar 

Ive sent you my sketches, you can see
nhi degi ๐ฅ
@wraith hound
hi
Drag

aaja oye
Ki hocche 
Oh my god
vc

ramba hoee hoee
Among us anyone?
hi
Kyu ni horaaa man man bnao
yao
Bc
Banner ๐ญ
@outer gale what's that one thing which keeps u warm
Like really very warm
Change krdu??
Ni ni rkh
So jao pancho..
ghghghghg
fak u
u to
Suit urself
grgrgrgrgrgrgr
Soyega toh ab rishi
Was on triggered Insan
And now I regret

Just close yo eyez
Dhurandhar
Movie dekh rhi thi


@still kernel dm
???
Soojao
ukipooki
hnjii....
Good evening
Pintu bai
Chudori bhai
dm aao aap
Gd morning
Gd mrnng
๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
Kyu be..
aap toh dusri ladkiyo ke sath busy rehte ho
Yeh baune logo ki body itni jaldi kyu ban rahi hai ๐ข
kon dusri ladkiyan
rehene do sab dekh liya maine
Aap 10 saal lelo dekho banti hai ya nahi
Abhi sab kahan dekha hai ๐๐ฎโ๐จ
kya bat kr rhe ho aap
aacha hua main behri hoon
Doosri ladkiyo ka phone aa raha isse
Itne mein upsc clear ho jayega..phir mugdha jaise baddie phasa lunga ๐
vahi baate jo aapne kar rakhi hai
factss
Keh rahi mai block ni kr paungi fwb ban jao
nhi kya bat kr rhe ho ap
Boom bhai .. pashchimi sabhyata ki taraf chal pade hai ๐
@still kernel batao

Mujhe ek doubt hai
LMAOO
aacha jii
boom se hi puchoo...mujhe toh smjhh nii aa raha
Mujhe ek baat batao
2 puchoo 1 btati
Mein offline toh baddie pull kar leta hu..par yeh wali trick online kaam kyu nahi karti ? Kya log mujhe mere jism k liye pasand karte hai sirf ๐ญ
hanji main to nhi krta kisi se bhi
jism dikhaoo fir btati
hmm
mere liye to world is black n white u are only color in my eyes
tu bhi waisi he hai...chii..yeh kya baat huii
Then 
Chant -ram ram ram ram jesus Jesus ohh yeah inshallah
Everything will fall apart and u will sleep
are itni acchi baat boli tarif to kro

very good...waaooowww
Mujhe kon karega
very good....waaooowwww
aise nhi
I feel honoured to get a extra W
๐ฅฐ
hmm
you're welcome

๐ฅฐ..kya kar rahi ho
๐๏ธ๐๏ธ kuch nahii
Raat ko soyi thi?
haan....aap bhii soo jaoo
Raat toh ane do ๐
Jab dekho jism sur sone ki baatein ๐ chi
๐ค i don't like that tone....
Dear scar,
I deeply regret talking to u in that tone ๐, the amount of regret and remorse I am feeling is immeasurable
Plz forgive me ๐..I might do it again but I will try not doing it again

@still kernel where is my forgiveness ๐ข
jaoo maaf kiyaa
dedi maafiii
abb gaana gaaooo
Jana gana Mana adhi nayak jaya hei
Bharata bhagya vidhata punjab sindh gujrat martha dravida utkala banga vindhya himachal yamuna ganga uchall jala dita tiranga
Taba shubha na mein jage..taba shubha ashish maage ...
Jana gana mangala dhayala jai hai..bharat bhagya vidhata...jai hai..jai hai...jai hai...jaya jaya jaya jaya haii
Kaisa tha ๐
Btw how u know I can sing hmmmmmm

Hiie

I am gonna have breakfact wohoo

Hi
Ki itne joru ke gulam lrke nhi hote irl
nahi krni chahiye baat


Are hindi me kehte hai wese
English me gentle man bolte hai

Prerans extra a
everyone says the same
maan liya ๐ญ
Self respect ki maa bhen kra leti hu jb uske liye pagal hui thi

Pr wo playboi nikla
W
W
honestly, mera to krta hai aajkal though ik this thing gives pain
too despo

did u wake up rn?
Yes yhi glti ki me starting me ab bhugat rhi hu
Wassup?
ik some day i am gonna do the galti intentionally
Us us
bye best of luck
kooker
@wraith tiger bkl kounsi ldki
Ok
Ohh

Hi
Mera bhi bas , raat ke 2 baje sora hu
8 baje uth tha hu
yo

awesome
i am miss knows everything

Hey last movie that you watched
lost into wild
@north palm have you watched marty supreme
Nope
Is it worth it?
Hiiii
I have not watched it but seen reviews that it is good @north palm
ohh
timothee is a class actor
loved his work in dune
@north palm same in dune he was great waiting for 3rd part
yeahhh 18th dec
lisan al gaibbbbb
ur fav genre??
Thriller
nice
Your favorite genre
choose jake gyllenhaal vs ryan gosling
psych thriller

Jake Gyllenhaal amazing in nightcrawler
Have you watched any other anime than death note
Tf ๐ญ
never watched anime 
Yes
road house 
You are missing out alot then
What are your favorites
i know but animated stuff never got my attention
i started naruto
but got bored
not because of the story
but the visuals
story was great
Attack on titan
Full metal alchemist
Vinland saga
@north palm have you watched invincible
nahh
i just cant watch animated stuff
anymore
It's old
That's why
Rn there many anime with great visuals
You are missing out on some amazing stuff
like?
Demon slayer
Jujutsu kaisen
Attack on titan
ive heard that jjk is overrated?
These are basic but might be good for beginners
I like it
People just criticizes everything these days
there is this character aoi todo
Ye
I see
and wanted to know the story behind it
70+ i forgot actually
It's peak tho
70+is too much
It's not some Netflix series were eps are an hour long
it will take me 2 years to complete it
i watched berserk only cuz it had less than 30 epi
berserk manga was good
I watched it in 2 months during quarantine
anime was worst
demn
i would rather watch some tv show ๐ญ
Dude it's like 20 min eps with
watch friends
joey doesnt share food

haddi
i am getting fat now
its like im starving every minute
touched 70 kg line
stress eating is real
nga im 71
nga how ?
whats ur height
hmm
give infosys quali 1 nga
meet @outer gale 6'1
what u doin here

2-5
lie
Mai hu 5โ9
mf gave me 10-1 slot

same same
yess i know 
yes
guess how
saggy how tall ?
i smol
Saggy
5'6
faaahhh
no i 5'6

pick and throw

no
lost was found and thrown

now bye

my test time started
it was consensual
wish me luck
happy cheating
that i could cheat properly
Happy Sunday guys

yeah cheat
coz who tf knows coding nowadays
extremely hard questions aate
bbye

everyone?
I am switching job
My next job is bahu

tu bhi karle


mai to karlu but mere se kon karega 
koi bhi ladki mere uper timewaste kyu kregi 
Hogi meri bhi arrange

mujhe ni krni
agar arrange hai to
ew
its like kisi ko kuch ni mila to bacha hua samaan utha lia
whats marriage without love
Bacha hua samaan kabhi kabhi acha hote h
Ladki kitni subdar hoti h arrange marriage ki
hn we are exceptions 


sundar ladkiya dimag se paidal hoti
kuch ko chhod ke
tru
ab bhagwan (mai) sabko sab kuch thodi de skta hu
chalo so jata hu thodi der 
bye lostt
misu
Kon



Hi

Ekk meal toh sponsor nhi ki
Tune
U are a good human uk
Losstuuu

Bhagwaan subka bhalla kre
Ki hogya 
idk
Ssa 

Bhai seriously acha zeee esa h kya
aapki height bahut lambi hai oohh aaur aap sabse hoshiyar hai hairline bhi apki sahi hai

Laudee kutta paal le kutti paal le bhram na paal
Madar chod ka bacchaa

Acha mai ????
Khud ko smhal nahi skti laude teri maa ka bhosdaaa maa k paas sota chatgpt bolte nahi.bolta for your kind information ko ky hi bol dettaaa aur totla kr bolta aur mujhe bol raha

Lawdeeee teri maa ko bech kr kha jaungi aur dakar bhi nahi maarungi pata bhi nahi chalega samjha kyaaa

Mereko shaant si ladki smjhne m glti korraaa
Vo jo mera example rehta hai light weight mirror wala fragile hota hai toot jata hai uska example de di thi toh gaand phat gyi thi
Bhawwsdikaaa

Ye Mt bol vo Mt bol laudeeee bolungi mai ky hi krlega tu , madarchod k bacche
Ooo wowww iss generation k baad innocent mother's nai hongi han nahi hongi

Bheen k lunda
Bcc hamari maa mostly bahar ki duniya ko nai dekhi toh buddhu ban kr ghr ko smhal rahi bss apne liye kuch nahi kr rhi hai smjha kya lawdeee

Ye koi achievement nahi hai

Like kaise hi samjhaye eise madarchodo lo
Aur ek toh ye ky hota hai bada insaan h humse sahi hoga lawwdeeee

Pagla gaye ho kyaaa chada chaudhary k chauthe chooodeee
Hello Nuneshwar lawda

Hemlo

Kese ho
Pyari si hu wby
same Pinch pyaare both


Han m toh kaha thi han innocent motherrrr
Han toh sun lawdeeee gaand k chodee
Teri maa ko kuch bhi nahi ata ghr Beth kr bs khana banai hai ghr smhali hai apna life nahi dekhi hai aur bs sacrifice kari hai okieee aur ladkiya simple lawda k simple bccc Mera bass chale toh ladko ko bech du

Nahi hu mai simple aur na rehna hai

Aweeeee isiliye ladai hoti h meri isiliye argument hota hai

Bade hai toh ky hua vo bhi har waqt sahi nahi reh skte Becoz of their age we can't decide man If he/she is right or wrong
Bc pehle opinion ya baatein sunoge ya andhe rahoge
Ki bade hai toh sahi bol rahe respect nai krte aata
Nahi aata mujhe respect ky krlega aaja tereko bech kr bhi kha jaau mai vaise bhi Tereko bechne se tere testiclesss k bhi aadhe paise milenge itna ghatiya h tu

Wowwwww maine ye sab keh diaaa yayyy all the best shy blabla lage reh ek din bahut aage jayegi tu

Han toh mai bol rhi thi ki tere aand bechne se bhi poore paise nai milenge expired aanddduu saale
Chehhh
Aathuuuu


Kya baat hai yawwrrr
Usdin toh maine ladai Krli thi majjaa agya tha


Mereko ladko se ladne m bada majjaa aataaaa hai ladkiyaan achi hoti hai jab tk vo ladko k saath na de jaise hi bc ladki ladko k peeche bhagi aur unki baat maani unki bhi phir mkccc


@coral walrus
Ye retardeddd kon hai
Abey
Sperm kaash ladki se mil jaata toh acha rehta sperm aur ovum dono toh reproduction hum gurlsss m hi hojata ladko se naata hi nai rkhna pdta

Nasha km kiy kr

Kya re lvde
Wassup my n word
By the way maine jo laddu banaye the na mast hai dates utna nai khati hu but dates k paste bana kr Jaggery ki jagah use ki na mast lag raha hai yawwrr
Aur kal biryani bhi bahut khali
Kal itna kaam kri hu

Granite dekhne gaye phir aakr laddu banai phir walk kri phir biryani banai

Bc laddu banane k beech m dates khatam hogaya tha phir jaakr 2 packets aur laai
Poppy seeds bhi sahi kro daal kr

Mujhe personally pumpkin seeds jyada psnd hai yawwr
Abhi agr aaj bahar gayi toh gond katira laaungi

Chia seeds , dry fruits wale laddu, pumpkin seeds, mix seeds , muesli, sab toh khane k liye rkh lia maine
Coffee bhi rkh lia

Mere room koi aata hai aur puchta hai priyanshi khane k liye kuch hai vo bechara dekh kr bhaag jata hai

Akele sab khati hu

Abhi abhi utha
Mai kyu share kru
Moj masti
Abbey Pakistani madarchod saale randuke pille behen ke bhadwe
Jmd lvdu kahan hai
By the way unlogo ko seeds nai psnd

Bhai seeds kisiko kaise psnd nai ho skte
Muesli bhi nai psnd unko

Khatta meetha mixture, aalu bhujia aur fried wali chijein psnd aati unko

Are mtlab fried achi lgti h but usko khana 
Chal ulta laet ja
Bkl fries order krte hai
Dosa biryani is also a thing mannn
Rolls bhi hogaye
Vo jyada fried nai hota

Hai par abhi teri bari
Bhai chips khate hai ye log vobhi 1 poora packet akele thoos lete

Kaise howw?????
Thik hai sahi lgta but 
Healthy k naam pr kuch bhi nai khate
Usko nahi aana tere pass
Coffee bhi sugar wali peete

Skeleton
Sachai yehi hai lvde
๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Tujhse mote toh African log hote hai
Eise oily kaise kha skte hai log itna

Bhai seeds nai psnd mereko boltey pet m ped ug jayega tfff
Cant relate

Meri maa khud chai m sugar daalti hai kya hi bolu
Nahi hai broke


Toh kya chai mein mirchi daalna chahiye
sugar kyu daalna without sugar nai pee skte

Mummy usdin Maggie k packet khareed rhi thi
bhai k liye
Tu pi na apna green tea
Kya hai
Aree ye mera bhai aalu Paratha, pudi aalu, fryms khata bhyiii

Chutiya
๐
Mana krti hu na khaaya kr smjhe tb na 1 pastry kha leta uske baad usko chakkar jaisa bhi nai lgta majje se rehta


Acha lavde
Sugar control kr
Khati hu nai sugar
Good question
Kerala jaaunga Bikini waali girls ke saath flirt karunga bada maja aayega bc
Yesโs
Chai aapke hooton ko jaise hi touch karegi Vaise he mitti ho jayegi ๐ฉ๐คญ
Catfish hu bhai ladka hu mai
Yess , tell me your prblm
Kisi gul se, kali se, ya hawa ke narm aanchal se ๐ซ
Kanhi mehke kabhi khushboo
Mere pyaare mere mehboob
Mujhe tum yaad aate ho ๐ซ
โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฅ
@feral zenith bro, this shit fire man ๐ซ
if anyone wants to play roblox with me dm
No. Listen to NFAK
Helllo
hi lodo












okie
