#general-chat
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oh is this the last one?
Seeya
Morning
Nm u say
Sab all the best bol ke bhaga dete hain 😭 😭 😭
Baat koi nhin karta
Last moment padhai nhin hoti bas mind ko shant rakhha jaata hai
Meri to last moment pr yaad aata tha
Pehle kuch nahi krti thi
Raat ke 3 baje se exam tak jo padha wohi
6 ghnte ki last moment padhai
Poora saal raat ke 3 baje se ho jaata thha?
Dayum good memory power
Mera toh video game mein plane udaana hai mere pass toh padhne ke liye kuchh hai bhhi nhin
Matlab har exam me rona aata tha ki ksh kara hota
ye bhi sahi h
Haan Materials mein fat jaati hai kyuki usmein khud ka material banake experiment karo
Bahut dimaag kharab hota hai
Bio waali ho?
Hn
Teacher ho??
Baapre itne senior aur experienced log bhhi dc chalate hain?
Congratulations 🎉👏
I m not 35

Tqtq
Shaadi waghera ho gaya??
Career pehle
Wo ho jana kabhi na kabhi
Kya jaldi
H
Thik hai thik hai aap bhhi breakfast kar lo
Na me walk pr jaungi
Aisa
Ram Navami hai guys, koi party sharty ke plan?
Hi

Ram Navami mai party hoti h?
Kon

Fir sahi h
Patake, diye, log ek saath aate hai. Koi party se kam hai ke
pataka to....
nvm
?av @old jay

Ik Diwali mein bajate but Ram Navami mein bhi hote hai
arey lol 😂chhoro
me kuchh aur bolne wala tha
While sleeping does anyone’s calf muscle cramps up
@swift anchor chala gya

Yes
Try straightening your foot
it might be coz of air conditioner
ok paijaan mujhe dimaag wali baatein samjh nhi aati
idk notice nhi kiya kabhi
Hmm nah
kya tu candidates jeetegi?
Ye too easy for me
but the last time i talked to you..you were nervous
Assalamualaikum lyaaari
Discord ki yaad nhi aai...samay
Abhi subh subh huaa 4 bje
i still remember his almost crying face
Lol did u talked to her?
deshmukh divya
haan hui thi thore time pehle

hello
Aap koi bade insaan ho
nhi chota hoon
Nhi nhi….aapka profile khola….toh samjh gaya ki aap koi izzat lene wale insaan ho 🥲
Hi chat
Aise hi log bolke fir main villain ko maar dete hai 😪
Ikrrrr…it sucks…tht i fell from 800 to 400😪
Lol
Oh nyc
do u play chess?
Yes
700 😂

Mumbai
I stopped playing same he hai pehle jitni
Now only working with players
🙂
Na na
Hum chote aadmi hai
ohhhh nicee
college?
Yes or nah ?
Hello Guys !
Hello
mai jab youtube per Thumbanail dalata hu to uski quality bahut down ho jaati hai kisiko iska solution malum hai ???
Yes
Okays
Hello
Haan,but youtube search krlena
Utna explain krne ka mann nahi hai
Upload he thumbnail ki resolution me kar

Possycat
@swift anchor youtube per video dekhkar karke dekha magar to bhi thumbnail quality down chali jaa rahi jai
Matlab samja nahi
if kisiko idea hai help me
eh ta badi dukhi khabar
good morn
damnn u alive
Yeah
noicee
Nah

Suprabhat



Kaise ho
Bhelcome
@proven cave 

Motuuuu bhaiyaaa 
HBD
I wish aapka erectile dysfunction sahi hojaye
eid mubarak
Gaav me bda sukha tha , muh dekh ke thuka tha
💩
hi jai jinendra
Aur kaise ho mere pyaare janta log
nunu
Mai pradhan mantri banne wali hu

Kaisa hai

wow
Aalu zeeee
mein badhiya hu nunu aap kaisi ho?
M pradhan mantri banungi toh daaru free krwa dungi
Mast

💋 😘
Mai elections m khadi houngi toh mujhe vote dena sab

badle mein? 
phir done hai
Purusho k liye naukri aur chokri free
hmmm
Apni patni se aadmi ek pyar bhara chaanta kha hi skta 
done hai pehle pradhan mantri banne de
Yaya

aap daru piti ho kya
aur bta ki haal h aalu zeee

Kabhi kabhi saal m ek baar taste yaad rkhne k liye

But iss saal nai pia maine

Koina abhi hostel jaungi toh intezam karwati

Tab peg maarungi 5 peg bs
aapki yaad aari kab baat karogi mujhse?

acha

goooodd
acha
daily karta hu yaad
Vaise aaj mera vrat hai
aapki awaaz kitni achi hai

ohh yeah nice
Oo woww 
wowww kya bol rahi ho?
Meri aawaj achi hai n toh woww
Phir mannat poori hogi toh thandi wale navratri m 9 din vrat rkhungi

Mannat poori ho jaye bs

acha aab toh ghar se pinjre ghar chali gyi hogi na?
Hell naawh 31 ko train hai subah 1 ko pohoch jaungi hostel
9 din kaise?

koun si mannat h
Fruits kha ke 9 din
Mannat bataya nai jaata 
theek hai tab baaaat karenge
Yaya 
oh acha phir toh slim ho jaogi
acha
ehhehhehe
indirectly moti bolra
abe 😭
mein ne dekha hi nhi hai
photu bhej
Phir kaise bolra slim hojaogi

acha zee
guess
Okiee 
hmm
bhej photu saare wali 
hell naawhh

kyun?
tum saare nhi pehnti ho?
saree toh mannee maari jaan se jyada psnd hai laadle
Ke baat krra

toh bhej naaaa 
Saree pyar h apun k londa jaaye bhad m
photu
Helll naawh

axha
helll naawh bolegi toh baat nhi karunga



Ooo esaaa kiaaa
ok
mujhhe kha lo
kal kha lo

ye kon h

irctc mein flight sasti milti hai wow
hi
kya hua?
ola hu uber
Kya?
no
@long pumice 
socked
Hlw..
did I miss a yap session?
Helew
happy birthday btw

hi divya
Hlo
hi

Hlo

Kitni sasti ?

Hello 👋
thanks bissh
Happy birthday 🥳
kya re lode
kya re bhosdi
jbb discord kholta hu
teri bhosdi me thook dunga
billi bhai lund chusoge
wtf
muze knitted black full sleeve tshirt lena h kaha se lu
teri 
Zara
To bana bhai jaldi
2 din ka deadline dera hu
Kaam hojana chahiye

Underworld me jikra yaara ke naam ka
Muh me thoos dunga kela 
Arre paani saa aap soye nahi
hi
Bhangali babu

Im good too
Wow
Wow
Yehi tera zodiac sign hai kya ?
Ha
Yes hogayi
Badhiya
Dhanu

Ohhh
Ye to amir log hote hai btw
Vedic is Aquarius
Dhanush
Mai ni hu
Okay

I'm Cancer
Jese ki ?
Tell me more about aquarius saggy

wassup
Hi nikhil bhai
noice
Hi prerna
Apko wo story yad hai
Me zinda hu bas
Konsi story ?
Mere class ke nikhil wali sunayi thi
Ted vai lunch hogya
Ki nikhil nam ke bande playboy hote hai

Yad hai ?
Me day meal nahi karta
Ab aage suno
Aisa kyu
Hi
Keval raat ko only
Sunao
Nikhil ki jo bandi thi D
Koi diet wagera kr rha kya ?
Aur sksks wassup
Badhiyaa aap btao
Uska ek male bestie tha
Diet aur me

Male bestie 
Yeh 4rth sem kitna boring hota
Noice aur kesa hai uni se relationship
haha sabka hota hai
Jo usne dukh ke time banay tha , jab use pata chla ki nikhil cheat krra hai
2 mahine me sem khtm kr rhe ye log
Welcome to AKTU
Abhi sem start hua tha apr me endsem rkhdiye
Hahaha 🤣🤣 abhi inka chalta hai
M thi D ki bestest fried
Nikhil log cheat ni krte
From childhood
:(( kya bakchodi hai ye
Waao
Mere ghar ka naam bhi yahi hai 
1 saal me 6 sem krwa denge ye mujhe lgra
AKTU

🥺 koyi ben 10 dekhne aega
Ab hogya tha D aur nikhil ka breakup
Tum kaunse sehar me college hai
Ghaziabad
Arre waah
😭
Ab D aur uska male bestie bohot jyada close hogye
Boht jhantu jagah hai
Ghaziabad wala legend hote hai
Ye D kon hai

To fir M aur uske bf ka breakup hogya
Story suna rhi nikhil ki
Bc Boht toxic hai sab yaha
Aaj nikhil ka I'd aaya mere insta pe
Ya fir koyi dost
Shyd
Pata hai


Ya nikhil gay hai
D aur m ldki hai
haan
Ohh

m bhi ladki hai
Ab nikhil ki jo dusri bandi hai
Aur nikhil?
Uske piche aur 4-5 bande pade hue the
Use propose krnw
Wo bhi unhe bhav deti thi
Unse mehenge mehenge gifts le leti thi
Kaash Mujhe bhi koyi mehnge gift deta
Fr
Fir un ldko se gift lene ke bad ghost kr deti thi
Maito 40 ke parathe me hi khush hojau
In the end nikhil se hi chipakti thi
True love
Shi hai
gold digger ka
Sabke samne bhaiya bhaiya bolti thi
Nikhil ko
Aur fir tution me
Bhai behen ka pyar ♥️
Capal wali harkate
Step sis wala pyar ♥️
Sugar mommy banao

Ghaziabad me to nahi milegi
Usne nikhil ko rakhi bhi badhi thi
Haan sab bure hai yaha pe
+WhatsApp pe status bhi lagaya tha
Discord pe to aur nahi milegi
Aap kitne time se try kr rhe
Are oo
Try

Ye kaun karta hai yaha pe
Ek normal nahi milegi
Sugar mommy durr ki baat hai
Achha ye yahi wale nikhil ki baat hori kya
Hi
Nahi
Lol nhi
Mere class ka ldka tha
hi @dusk night
Me bhi thik
Tera breakup bhi hogya uske bestie ke sath ?
Wtf mera ?
ok
Story me confusion
story view kardu
Acha 
Id private hai
Ha
to
At the end nikhil badmash nikla
Nhi
nikhil to hai he chutia
Nhi re
Nikhil ne cheat kiya aur uspe bhi uske dusri bandi ne cheat kiya lol
@topaz drift 
Id dhundo
...
Hi
Hello
Bkl
Tit for tat hogya
Is Aditya ki baat manta kon hai 
Lawda hai wo
@golden agate hi
Theek hu, u tell
Nahi, kya hua
Me bhi thik
Noice
Wow china reviews dedo jldi koi
Kaun
@golden agate
Aditya??
Nhi re
Ye kya hai ??
Wow momo?
Axhha wo mohalle wala
Wow chinaMm
Lucky the racer
Company haigi
Ek baat khaya burger wo bhi
Rucky the lacer
Raat to discord ko kya ho gaya th
Me mehenga jagah se nahi khata
Dyslexic
Mera to recharge hi khatam ho gya th
Sasti hegi
Nono ne btaya tera koi relative uske upar Beth gya aur wo dc aayi toh bnd hogya 😰
Good for you, breadcrumbimg k baad aa gaya noice noice
Maari kyu nhi huh
😡💢
Spell supercalifrgilisticexpialidocious
Haan wow momo ka bhi tha fir bhi lekin mere ko pasand nahi aise jagah pe jaake khana bc ye couple wale aa jata hai nahi to ye frend group wale

Arey yr 😭
Itta bhi sach nhi bolte
Haan
Haan me wahi prefer karta hu
Kyu re tera jee ni h
But still feels awkward sab mereko ghurte hain fir
Nhi
M nhi muje stimulus chaiye rehta h jyada
achha personal experience se bol raha
Kyu padhai kar jaake
Okay
Achha
Nhi banna engineer

Pure din idhar rehti h emotional dumbass
Tu to neet wala hai na
Jee 💪
1st attempt me kitne aaye rhe ?
Oye smile kar rhi
65
Shift
Mere keyboard ka shift toota hua h
lies
Idharpadirehtihgawarpadhaikarjaakechal
Mere keyboard me shift nahi hai
Mera 23 rd jan ko 2nd tha , fk hard tha bro
A
good

Still 91.72
Haa 22 was the toughest ig
Second shift
cutoff cleared...
It was 23
Haa 120 p 98 bruhh
Huh tu neet h?
Yes

Wth
Settle ho pata
Tu neet h
abhi chhod do
Kyu bhai
Tum lucknow nahi chhod skte
Nhi bhai jee nhi
cuz I like lucknow 😭
Pr kartik tum to allen me padhe ho na
U like weed
Fir bhi 65?
NoOoO
Jhoot bola h
Alambagh ke neeche miloge tum
😭😭
Sach bol
65 ek inside joke h
Ni bolunga
Aaj ye ashwin nahi dikh raha
✌️
I go there often... Nani ka ghar udhar hai
Chand dekhne me busy hai
Achha
sahi hai same city me dono
its been forever since I touched that
Acha 
ha
😭😭 was it good?

Crazy line bhai
dont

Ik
I don't wanna be your man
I am an innocent little boy
innocent, introverted, shy, nerd, wears glasses
feminist and meninist both 🌼
?
Wow
Kya banna h?
Sexist
Lol this dumbsss
Like women in kitchen
Washing my clothes and all
😂😅
Haan

Obviously
Ik sexist
uk I had a bio exam..
they asked re*arded questions omg
Universal truth

Mtlb ?
Kuch solution nikalo yr ...guys...
they were like what changes in a polar bear's cell membrane while it hibernates 😭
Pr ap to engineer kr rhi the na ?
Wtf
Kuch bhi

they teach bio in the first yr here
ikrr
Undecided major ??
Errection
In 1st yr ?
u can kind of upgrade your branch here, hence...

Hibernate karte time
Heat produce Krna hoga
To cell membranes stiff ho jaegi taki heat release na ho
Ye wali technique to foreign clgs me bhi hoti hai , like freshman ke bad choice milti hai

Pijics
actually ulta
Mai ladko p haath nhi utha ta
Supercalifrigisticexpialidocious
🦵
*fragilistic
Uthao
polar bear stores cholestrol, to cell membrane loosely packed rahegi so that glucose containing protein can go in and out well
😳
Watt
idk man, ask the bio department
Ye nayi baat pata chli lol
Aapne galat likha then
Wo tumpe uthathe honge
@dusk night bata
Knee cap surgery
Lagata hai unhone bad touch kiya hai tumhre sath train me
this bio paper is basically jee advanced but bio
Ye toh nhi sikaya allen walo ne
Arey knee p marne se involuntary motion hota h

Ye m pehle bata chuka hoon shyad
Mai unka dost hu aur wo bolte hai ted se better nhi dekha
Khud seekhle andpad
Knee jerk reflec
Wahi to baat hai Mujhe kisine nahi dekha
Reflex
Insano ka ilaj krna hai janwaro ka nhi T_T
bye y'all padhne jata, karlia procrastinate maine 👐
Ignore krdete hai kehke
Chutiya ha 😹😹
bye y'all padhne jata, karlia procrastinate maine 👐
Kyu muje option milta to vet banta
Wet toh aise hi krdunga tumhe 🤭
Ha but thora difficult hoyaega wo
Tbh insano walo se to easy hi hai vet banna
Kyu vai ban whi
Ma to ma hoti hai
Aurat aurat hoti h chahe voh kisi ki maa ho behen ho ya item hi kyu na ho
Sab aurat hote h
Nhi rehne de , insano wala hi banungi
Mai bhi aurat hu ♥️
Sb aurat hai
🤔 5 saal cllg 5 saal practice
All the best
Nhi re itti practicd nhi
Haa
MS bhi krna hai
Re?? Maharastra se h
Dm dekh
Ha , but acche clgs me bond kam hota hai
Microsoft
Master of surgery
Max to max 1 ya fir 1,5 yr ka bond
Mene pucha tu maharashtra se h?
Ye bond kahan se aagya
Finance?
Mene pucha tu kahan se h
Ye bolri
Cllg m bond ache se banta h
A financial agreement which is given by a org
😨
😰

Oh 🦧
Mene i pill na bnayi hoti toh tera bhai hota
Did it make any sense ? No
So didn't what u said
I pill is made made by CDRC
Chennai
😰😰
Darr lg ra aap sb itne knowledgeable ho toh
Take continuous fr 21 days
😰😰
Prerana
You gotta


lol
10th ke marksheet me extra a daal diya tha mene
You can still call yourself prerna
Hmm
Yes
Papa ko lgra unhone glti ki hai

Pr mene ki hai
Batane ki himmat nhi hai
Kut dalenge muze
Nhi na
Prenana better
Sab documents me change krwana pada
Badal skte ho pr

Shyd 10 min lgega
Hojayega 4 din me
Online
Majority me
Lol mera to boards m hindi ho ya th IT ki jagah
Aur 10 ki marksheet kho gyi thi
Aur ews certificate bhi
Nhi bhai
Rehne de bhai
Pre rana is literally nothinf
😹😹🦧glad you didn't lost yourself
Ha like 1se 2 month me it will be normal
Marksheet me h or
Pr
💔
Uska bhi bdlega
2 saal lge sab documents me change krwane me
2 mahine kaha se bol rhe ho
Nhi
Except marksheet , like pan card voter id card adhar card , maybe some college documents me 2 month me hojayega
Nahi hori padhai
Mera 10th n 12th marksheet k naam p inconsistency hai 😹😹
22 marks increase hueeeeee
But still chl ra
Oh damn
And mene 10th me rechecking me dala tha hoping
95 aajayenge
Mh board me
Aww
I can't belive a person doing meds isn't a topper
Huh ho chuka h
Hu na
Itni mehnat nhi hori jitti tb kri thi
That's what i meant
Ngl same
10th 12th me gand fad pdha
Then uske baad college 1st year
Fir dip aagya
Hoping to do comeback
This year
Kona yr chl rha abhi apka ?
Does mh government give some benefits for good percentages ?
3rd
Ukw fuck it we ball
Fuck it we
Koi sath ni mujse bure ye halat nhi
Mischievous hona god of lighting
Being serious ain't kinda my thing i think
Meri soch m h contradiction
Ghar baithe I keep making wrong prediction
@wraith hound tera fan boht bj ja rha hai
Neet jee pr deta hai i guess
Thats sad
Neet pr to deta hi hai
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