#general-chat
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Thank you yaar 
mai to theek hu, prr aapke haal kaafi mast lagrhe
Sister β sibling (female), sis
Daughter β child (female), offspring
Wife β spouse, partner
Goat β kid (young goat), billy (male goat), nanny (female goat)
3 mahine se h bandi
Haa yaar sahi chal rha sab
1 saal se jyada se jaanta hu parr aajj tk ektoffee ni khilayi

all the veryy best aapko
Ak bhaiya
lonavla kab ja rhe hi

Noi re pune ki hai saath me gaye the udaipur ghumne
Wtf?
@low kestrel @frank umbra @viscid ivy
Wtffff

Thenk you yaara

Faltu jagah kyu gaye
chupaake rakha tha itne time
meko toh
kya re lode
lode tune kya diya meko 

@fading sonnet bula rhe tujhe shyd
Lamde tumko tshirt gift karne wala tha main
β€οΈβ€οΈ
love
smol dih big dreams
Burrsungha kahika
πΉ
aditya naam ke ladke ni pasand
ak bhaiya
lund choos le issi baat pe
kabb
hi
tushi laal krdunga aapki to mai ikk din
ek madarchod cave tha, usne meri id ban krwa di
Birthday pe bhosdi.. phir tum bola bas bol diya utna kaafi hai
cave to gana gata hai
singer hai
cave sanger
itna unfunny joke tha ki khudko hasi nahi ayi
Post nut clarity ho rha kya tumko
arey toh aapne ek baar ye bhi nhi bola ki arey lelo lelo insist hi nhi kia
best
achha messiah
Nautanki kar lo bas
teri lulli ke chhed me patakhe fod dunga
Aastik catching strays
Koii nii, mera aarha, paas hi hai, mujhe dedena 
@frank umbra
and
Aapko kab di maine wine?
Kab hai?
batau kya inko
Wassup puttr
june me, aate aate mai khud bhul jaaunga, ki mera bday aata hai 
fir next unka bhi aayega, tu kya dega unhe
Mujhe hi yaad ni
22
π
june
wo chhodo
*22
1 din bada krdia mujhe
btaya tha tune

mumbai aane me
Yeh to mujhe bhi pata hai
maut aari thi

Abhi toh trip marli udaipur.... Patli kacchi phat gayi meri budget hil gya
pucha tha
helloooo
isne mana kardiya
π
U should learn from your mistakes π
Kya be lode
nhi bhai, goa ka naam mt lia kr, wo tera dost yaad aajata h π π π
Yay
Arey vauu me vasai road station aaya tha udaipur jaate wakt.. tumko bulaya tha aaya nhi
@wanton hull
Nice legs
π
mene bola tha alibaug ya fir lonavala jao 
stay ka me dekh lunga

Accha.. tum mil bhosdi ek baar itna marunga naa.. 
Behenchod
kab bulaya

Arey vau bulaya tha tag Kiya tha aapko 
yaar
mujhe bhi le chlo saath

bura lagta hai
Door hi reh mujse
bechare ke liye
π’π‘
dm krte h

lekin fir


Are you working?
Din bhar toh dm hi karte rehta tum 
@viscid ivy ko pta h ? π
Iss bhasdiwale Deadpool ko jitni gali doon kam h
college me hu, working to work in future
π’π‘
loda kuch nhi bola
Kya jhoot bolta h
Great, nice
Bhai
Vau sachme dikhata hu apko

Aastik teri bund mere paas hai but I don't like it
Aww lele TikkTikk 
Tik tik tik π₯π₯
Nahi ig
that's what he said 
Practice krke aaya th kya
nahi kara bhai
Itna authentic lag rhi th
@viscid ivy btau kya π
Ion miss any tag

Haan bata de
Bahanchod bhago re train me chakka aagya
paise deke
parr deadpool toh chat me hai

Aata aata vau
Hahahahahaa, asli hijde yeh rishi bhaiya hai, innki baddua lag gyi thi mujhe
upar ka tag dekhna lode
mast story h
@fading sonnet Spain ki away kit 
50 shades aaja
Bata
argentina ki
Ruk dm dekh
Yeh sab karne lag gya tum
Owkki
arey bhai server h
Group chat
add kr
Madar
4-5 group chat hai
yeh kya padhlia mene 
Accha 
kisme add karu
bichara dost ka dost


jisme sirf hum charo ho

learnt them isliye i'm not runing behind , bas dheere dheere jaa rha hu
Bbsr, apana?
hi selena gomez ji
Bhadrak
U r literally craving man
" Ladizz ki kami" shows it bhai
Chena kakra pathao 4 ta
abey tum bhi ,
@golden agate
Mote tome pathao 
bhaina
ππ ladeez ki kami awwleew
abey ladiz bole toh ladkiya thodi hoti , ghar mein maa bhi hoti hogi na
Tumne likha h muje kya bolre
pranam
hna toh bhai smjha kr
kaun khabar ?
Acha tumne likha
Tumhe maa ki kami ? Horhi
Tomo ade aji barsa heichi? 
han
Kon apni maa ko ladeez bolta h??
Huh mr smart guy
ab maa hai hi nahi toh ladiz hi bolunga na
Meri ladeez me muje mara aaj huh
khabar bhari bhala
badhiya hai , sudhar jayega
Kidar gyin maa?
swarg
kya ho gya busy ho gaye ho
koi na ji bht aadat si hogi hai
EhhHhhhhh
Ok sorry bye
byeee
I'm the opposite of busy rn
acha
bhensod ye conjuring kitni tatti si he dar ni lagrha
tru+
random ladki k saath irl baat krne ki koshish kr
, sahi baat hai
comma hata
,
aao aao
laalmirch bhai , do you have any trusted short film makers in your circle ?
wdym trusted π¦
mera aisa mtlb tha ke shoot wagerah hone ke baad block ho jata rehte haina isliye

koi hai toh batao jara mere paas bht badhiya si script hai
meri ex ke sath kaam mat karo fir π¦π¦
nahi karunga bilkul
ex toh hoti hi dhokebaaz
lolls ni ni karo karo π¦
achi insaan hai π¦
films bhi ache banati hai
agar banaye toh π¦
batao mreko jara koi hai toh , i'll give em the synap of the story
wo toh mujhe he reply nahi kar rahi π¦
waise tu karke dekhle tereko karde shayad π¦
acha , naam batao unka boldunga aapne refer karne bola hai

are bhai bhai ππ
aap apni film khud banaye π¦
abbu nahi manenge situation , mere ghar walon film timepass aur bekaar lgta hai
mreko passion hai , bas shaanti se unko bina pata chale krne ka try krra hu
chupke banao yar π¦
yesss
wahi krra hu
aapne abhi tk bataya nahi apke works kaha hai ! 
mujhe bhi nahi pata bhai π
sure ji
koi ni
IG pe ?
??
Lawda
Never or Neither nor Ever or either !!!!
post production....
acha
mangna pad raha ab toh

pfp mein guddu pandit lag rahe ho π₯
@mossy zodiac kithe hai ?
arey laalmirch baal katwa liya?
you too π¦
mein ne toh lagayi hi nhi you too kaise? 
jab the tab toh bcc kisi ko fikr nahi tha π¦
maine toh aapko dekha hai par
kitna acha lagta tha baal new look mein bhi badhiya lag rahe ho
acha haan
saat mein sutta piye they
ruko aata hu mein
@chilly socket Monastery pe aa bro
Bc apollo yaha
Appollo XI

Kick buttoski
Just don't talk to me ngga βοΈ
Sorry
Kuki
π
Chi
Koi chess wala hai
Saggy
Low rated hu π
Aaja FIR
Mere se koi talkings nhin karta π π π
Id
Not me mai toh 102 hu
Gender badal
i laga agge
Ham mard hain
xxofz
Kyu krni hai baat fir
Main white lunga
Apki rating 
1100

@manic plover

Genwin
@north palm kyu
hii
Chi
Where have you been
Mischievous hona god of lighting
Being serious ain't kinda my thing i think
kya lode
Hi
maine kkya sikhaya
Galli
m4

caseo 
achha kkonsi
Ruk btata ek min
Ohh thats nicee
I am from MP
teri maa ki bkl kya teri teri krta rehta/rehti hai chudakkad hai kya
Ye
acha

Ta hum ka kari bahanchad
ohh
πΉπΉπΉ
Maine Kaha Tha bhai already
Aja acha fir se, white le liyo
White legaa
Gwalior
Us
ohh @frozen dew meet
Kidar rehta
π€π€π€ dd nagar
door hai
Diddy
Tu bta
govind puri
Cllg m h? Ya school
ggraduate
Ahh m to allund m hoon
wohi toh
π ok bhai
π€ idhar se hi ho?

nahi
Job krte ho idar
gwalior me kon job derha hai
Hey hi hoee
Ok to fir kyu ho
Pohe khane aaya hogga
Shatap idiot
πͺ
Indore ke jyada famous h
clg tha mera idhr
πππ
Abhi kyun ho idhar
Samosa khane allo ki sbji ke sath π
Prolly true

achha
Simple sa question pucha mene
abhi nahi hoo
Kya krte ho
Arey to fir gwalior se kese huye???
Huh
Kyu bola gwalior
maja aarha tha

4 saal isi sheher ne liye hai mere
Gwalior me maje kese are hai bc
gwalior toh chuddal sheher hai
Where r u now
True
Govindpuri m kiss cllg m the??
Jiwaji
yeah
π€ but jiwaji to university h
indore
Cllg nhi
ek hi bat hia
Udhar kya kr rhe
achha achha
chill
Ok originally kidar se ho
Shahdol
Abhi kundali ka A4 size print out nikal ke deta hoon
Shahdol kya h
jagah
Ok π par mene padh lia h and kal test h
allen waale boht paise lete hai
To aaj ni padhna h jyada
Gand bhi
sahi hai
Aa bhai
Achha nice
Hi @burnt chasm
Palasuni hata re miluchi
khai dia
Heyy cpi
Wassup
Grt
All good, u say
I am also fine
Cpi ho ya cpi(m) ?
Sanatani Hindu π π Jai Shree Ram ππ

wyd maam
Same..ram ram π
Cooking+ music, wbu?
Where are you from?
@woven wadi summon
ouu whats cooking
i am also listening music
Odisha
Jai Jagannath ππ
@cinder steppe naya maal??
Dinner soya tikka
Jay Jagannath βΊοΈ
ohh sounds delicious
show pic when ready
Okayy
cool..up for jam?
Han sure
@frozen dew dekhi movie??
Mujhhe Biriyani khaana hai!!!!
usss hogya
Lekin nhin khaa sakta
Navratri ha
Navaratri chal rahi hai

Khane wale kha lete
Hihihi padosi
@prime zinc wassup
π
Park mein hu , chaand dekhrha hu
Hatt Katuwa saala
Waah ustad waah kya baat hai aur dinner hua??
Jew Shia Ram
Nahi ji , abhi jaunga
Ohho mene to biriyani mangyi hai ππ€€
Maine Chole kulche
Allah Face reveal when??
Waah sahi hai
#pictures dekho dalta hu
Aloo gobhi ki sabji>>
One of the absurd argument ever i heard

Aye aye π«‘
namak daalke
Mirchi maar ke
Haldi dalke
Haldiram
Haldwani
Marwadi
Hiii
Bihari
Hii
Ghee vaali roti
Wassup
Kashmiri
Acha 
Ya ya
F you
F you
Duba duba doo
Found you
phak me
Do it by yourself
haaannnn

Integral part of india
Wtf= what the f u c k
But
Not
Lmao β Laughing my a s s on
active nahi thi reee
Fuck fuuk talks
This guy is hella fucked
Satya kaha
Galat mai bolta nhi
Type shit
If u read wtf u read like what th fu ck
But if u read lmao u don't read it like laughing my ass on
It's like laa maa oo

Gay hard fk bich sex sene
Yahi baat galat boldi lehen ke bore
Some people do read it as dablu tea ef
π
Aalsiiii
Galat toh yeh bhi bolne wala tha Teri behen mai nhi chodta warna tu mujhe itna frankly tag krke gali nhi deta
Noice noice @prime zinc

Dablu t f
Bablu tea f
Bable tea fan
hahaha
Ye artery ko kya ho gaya
Singh

Bablu ke only fans
Only fans to mera bhi hai
@viscid ivy
How's my pfp ted i drew it
See here
Peche ted betha hai
sahi hai

??
Cycle pe
Kartik Buttowski
Me chala raha hu
aur peeche wo hai
Khatte butts

Sapne suhane
Mere fans mujhe laik krte hai ππ³
π

lun lele βοΈ
Chala raha me apni Biryani khane
"Tu apne dosto k sath aya kr akele accha nhi lgta mujhe "
My balls
Fuck it we ball

Fanta piyega?
Marvel Cinematic Universe π€‘
Daredevil Born Again dekh
Mid
Punisher dekh
Aree ye gujarati phir agya
Brand New Day aur Doomsday aane de

π
harr cheez mid bolta hai, isliye mai iske opinion reject krta hu 
Not excited for any of them
dekha
Aur kroge
kaha tha na
@viscid ivy : Chalo chup chap se sabke chats padhta rehta hoon kisi ko kya hi pata chalega
critisize krta hai TED
Chal hatt Ryan Reynolds to gandu actor hai
Dead chat m Deadpool ka poop nikal dunga
Ye Deadpool chasma pehnta hai
Bhhai tu Ertugrul Ghazi hi dekh

Pahle likhna seek le
Nhi chuhe jesa dhikta h

Wtf is that

Abe wo Rajastani hai Deadpool
Technically extremely well made saas bahu serial
Nhi gujarati h
Chii bc ye sab kaun dekhta
Heinji ye wo clg me nhi tha kaunsa toh a d _ ni
Messiah se jyda janta hai dp ke baare me
Aur bata bhhai baal bacche sab thik?
Messiah ko hate krta hoon m
DP Invincible dekh raha??
Arre re kya hua
The good liar dekhi h???
Nahi dekhi hai
Voh kyuki voh muje bina matlb hate krta th
Abhi to middle earth Universe khatam kiya hai
Kal mera exam hai magr mera attendance hi nhi hai deke fayda nhi
Achha
mai koi to movie dekhrha tha
jisme
vo log
training types me kahi gye hote hai
army wale
fir bc
achanak se alien

invasion types
literally any american movie
Based on army
Animated??
Independence Day??
Never heard of it
Porn video dekh rha hai
Ye kyun likha mene
training / task krrha tha, with that guy being the leader
ππ
gaypull
Actor kaun hai
Jhonnysins
unko, ek airplane prop blast krna hai, kuch aur blast krr aaye
@dawn panther teri ma
Bumble bee

teri maa bumblebee ke kacche pehenkrr Big Hero 6 ka lund choosti hai
Del Toro love you mannnn

bumble bee kaha se aagya madarchod
@burnt robin
sagyyy tattteeee
@frozen dew
Real
Big hero 6 ni hoon m

Haha

Magr me toh big hero ho hi nhi
prr tu to nanga ghumta hai madarchod
π€
Choos le aake fir
_ - _
May me aa raha legend Spider Noir
Robotic lund
hawaa kese chooste hai
Ye dekho porn parody dekh rahe sab
Mu se
Robot tak pahuch gaye
Alviolie se puch
experienced lagte ho, Kartik ke groin ki khaali jagah ki hawaa choos aao\
Axel Braun ki Deadpool wali porn parody dekh lo
NO !!
Watt
(meri fav hai)
Mast hai
hello
Haan
gaand me bharr dunga tere fefde
Hii
Hello Mr Rathee
kiske gand bharoge
kya kar rahe ho aarush
Madarchod spelling toh sahi likh leta alveoli ki
Modi ji aur Rahul Gandhi ka gay porn video dekh ke edging kar raha hoon
Mai sound likhta hoon
kartik kon hai mai abhi server mai new hu
Ye bata wave me ya particle me
ek bhoslundika bigdaaa hua baccha hai iss sv me
isse JEE ki padhai nii hoti, aur dc me muh maarta rehta hai
isse jitna dur rho, bhalaa hoga apka
Hii kartik I am dhruvin
π
Chup karja tu koi iit me nhi hai
Aur neet wala ek Kuki
Apki girl friend apko bolti h dhruv in
arrey maa chudaana 
mai ro lia 1 saal jitna rona tha, abb nii padta farak
Bhhai mujhhe tu toh ladki thha na aur mere se 349 ka recharge Kara ke furr ho gaya thha
Badhiya.. ab toh tera 3 saal haina 
Nahi hogi tabhi to pahle hi rakh liya hai ye naam
mai apne mood k hisab se dc pe personality change krti hu
π€
Karta*
Ted out
aayega soon, 4th sem hai
Chup Bhoslundike chal mujhe paise bhej mereko Fanta peena hai
mera bhi third year mai hu
Wahi na adani wale clg me hai
Real Deadpool comics me bhi gender blind h 

Mere to game hi nahi hai koi
muh me rasnaa ka packet gholl de, mai moot deta hu tere muh me
Go for it
Yahi sab kar ke tune apni behen ko paida kiya thha?
Nah I'm goin to convert and i cannot
From Md Fakhruddin Habibullah Ahmed to Padre Ted Thomas
Convert what?
tune bio nhi padhi (noted) 
Muslim to Christian
Kaun
yeh vahi log hai, jo khudkaa mutth chaatkrr sochte hai, kii mai pregnant naa hojau
Me
@@viscid ivy
Bahut pahle se hu
Tu khud ka muthh peeta hai?
Bachpan se
Yes
@golden agate tumhara name to hhindu wala h
Jew Shia Ram
Mere naam hai Md Fakhruddin Habibullah Ahmed
aapka experience batao, convincing laga to try krunga
Ye incel hai bkl
Ohk md ?? Master degree kisme??
Teri mummy ne chakha thha boli better than Idli Dosa
Mohammad aur roast to me karta hu tum jese community ke logo ko

E lafda
fir le aaye mummy
abb ni khelna mujhe
Meri community??

Kyu anath h kya
@wraith hound @thin talon @woven swallow @clever sorrel kuch dekhe?
Haan
Student wali wanna be dank
Ohh i m the dankest kid in my class
Because of dank rishu

Yeri maa bhag gyi kya?? Angry π‘
Aryan ka bhi usse milo
Mereko darr lag rha hai abhhi toh
Mereko toh abhi mssg aya bc
sala F agya

small marbles ka account phishing se chura lia tha π€£
aur uss gaandu ne, mail me jaakrr IP verify bhi krdia tha, patani kyu
insta account?
Damn bruh
Nhin re #share-memes mein dekh

Log kuchh aur hi share kar rahe hain
ha yahi, mere insta account ke saath hua tha
Mera bhi insta account hack hogya tha
aur jabki m toh use bhi apple krta hoon;-;

do anybody wants have convo with random person like me - come to vc trio
@dawn panther ja milke aa
Ask someone else
Jo khaye ganna uski gand mare tamil anna
Meet @dawn panther
whats the agenda of this VC?
i'm not even specf niether asking u -
improving communication skills
Agar aap ladis hote toh ajata
okay then... I'm coming, make sure to speak in english
Pehle aana tha na ab toh dusre ghar jara
okay
phele so rhi thi main
Haa mai bhi sho hi rha toh pehle aati phir bhi dekhta woh toh kehne ko keh diya π€
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Hass mattt jyada
Wifi se aja bhai
Paper kaisa tha tera
tu jab vc se jaati hai na to bohot sukoon milta hai aisa koi keh raha tha vc mein ki teri awaz bohot darawni hai
ach tha
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Btao
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Pakka?
brawlhalla khelte hai?
I'm not coming to talk with a person who doesn't know Dr Phosphorus
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me toh baat bhi nhi kar rha
yes sab theek hai mere hisaab se do code ke last ka syntax galat hogaya bas shayad
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@frozen dew aa
πΌ
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Muh kyu khol rh
Thank you for sending Dr Obulor to cure my STD totally, I'm highly blessed,,
Good for you warna ye aryan bkl aa jayega
vc a
@clever sorrel
voh dekh sakte kal wali cartoon
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Oonaiyyyaarr
πΉπΉπ
Nononononono
what daaa
@wraith hound dekhega?
challa hasda fere challa ronda fire
Challa se ud gyi
Wo to aur bhi ajeeb hai
Sahi me bhaii
Haan ask kuki bjp it cell
Aur kartik
illgore ho gaya
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Yoo
HI
Kya chal rha haii
Kuch nhi
war
Yeh aisa hi hai


