#general-chat
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Hnji
Kya hi mast subah hai



Dp me bhi ese he
Hass rha ho
Abhi dekhi



Hi
hi
hello ashwin bhai
bye

kaise ho bhaina
thik hi hu
my day started pretty well by just slipping into depression
aajkl dikhte nahi ho yaar
bhai ek toh bht jyada rona aa rha upar se ye Shashwat sachdev usko aur dugna krra
phir se aur aakhri ishq ka flute
Morning
y????

aata kam
achha ma'am
Hellow
Hn
thik hai phir
@prime zinc bhai tu krta kya h wese?
thik hai
Yoo wassup
Next missile launch when?
๐
Kispe bajane ka plan h?
Heloo
Jo b mere se backchodi karega basically Trump pe
@past shuttle heyo padosiiii โฟโฟ
aapse cutti
Kahin nai, bas server pe he kaam aati thi
@nocturne cobalt
Hii
Daredevil born again s2 ka 1st ep aagya
mein ne pehli baar khudse dosa banaya yum
achha aisa
Masala ya fir normal?
aagua
normal
Hi
Kese hoo
cutti 
Hlo
me badhiya hu ekdum
Yes
Usse papad kehte h 
niceee
toh dosa kisse kehte hain?
masala nhi aata hai bhai mujhe soch raha raat mein banau sambar chutney bhi banaya hai 
sambhar yummy aur chutney spicy ๐
Youtube kro
Coconut waali se aata h taste badhiya toh
yt se hi sikha tha normal dosa abe kaafi dikkat hota hai
Dosa toh rice ka banta h na?
haan mein ne wahi banaya hai aur tomato chutney
Ya fir sooji ka?
yes
Usme garlic ke bina taste nhi aata
mein ne dosa batter mangwaya tha
Mtlb whi same idli waala batter tawa pr use hoa h
Oh
garlic bhi dala tha 
haan
Fir toh badiya h
Why not call it tawa idli instead 
Or call idli a steamed dosa
pata nhi yrr mujhe toh bss khaane se matlab hai
aur swaad ke saat
Dal makhni , paneer butter masala + garlic Naan ๐ ๐
kal khaya tha
Badiya h
Kaafi time hogya khaye
haan
Kisi ka bday bhi nhi aarha h
acha
apne se kha le
Navratri h abhi 2 din aur
swiggy
Fir khata
ohh haan
Malai chaap lapetne ke mood me hu
Garlic bhi
iska baare mein nhi pata tha
shit
mein ne toh bhool se kha liya
kuch nhi hota
@devout nacelle mujhe masala dosa banane sikhao toh baat karunga 
@severe cloak hola
How are youu
@severe cloak pav bhaji sikha meko
Bhai
Bhaijaan
Kem cho
Abhi toh naste ka time hai
Wo waala jo gaana Baja tha..aalam ke maut ke baad...wo wala bhi aa chuka h
Kaunsa ?
Kanhaiyya
Best toh phir se h
Bhai usmein bhi flute 
Aur jaiye sajana
Kanhaiyya waale ka background music badiya nhi lga
Ajeeb sa tha
Ismein sitar ka part bhaiiii
Flute Acha hi tha

Woh bhi purana gaana hai
Kanhaiya wala
i still remember the good old mask off flute days
Flute is a goat instrument
Flute can express emotions through it's tunes
sunna hua hai tune?
Yeah violin and sitaar too
Shyd
Like Mai in general sense bolra hu
Flute has always been smtg which I love listening to
I get lost when I hear the notes and music of flute ๐ญ
Mere Ghar mein aaj bhi bjta hai, subha subha chalata hu Only Flute
Mask off wala ni
So jao aap
uss time vo bhi bajta rehta tha ghar me
kya bolte hai
bodak yellow
my moms fav song
Kaam hai to dimag calm hai
Dead chat


hiiiiii
hello
Soya nahi?
nope
Sandwich khaoge?
nah
๐
nhi tho
pura bt gaana
cench me dukhi kya
Hi
hello


I m good wbu
kya hua
mere kaam to aaya vo
maine kab mna kra
Matt fucking murdock
good episode
thank you kon bolega fir


Oh
Good hai ji

Wowwwww
Maine kaha laadle
Kya haal hai apke

Bhaiii
Mereko hostel jana hai

Hogaya merese ghr p nako raha jaara se

Abe bhau

Mai kya hi bolu ewww mannn
Mannneeee kahaa 
Kya kahaa

Kuch nahi


Aaj soch rhi thi dhurandar dekhne jaungi but mann nai kia
Mujhe kya dekhne k Mann krta hai batay
Ladko ko nangaaa krke unke body p garam iron ki rod lagau phir namak aur nimbu daal kr jinda jalau phir unki skin pakne k baad uss skin ko peel krke chawal k sath khau

Tastyyy lgega mujhe andar se lgra

Mujhe lagta hai mai maneater aur misandrist hu mai

Is it for real
Mai ladko ko insaan nai maanti hu

Mujhe ladkiya psnd hai

But sadly mai straight hu yawwrr

They showed bullseye at end but tbh I thought I would be either jessica or punisher
Straight hokr glti krdi maine lesbian banna tha mujhe

Ladko ko kidnap krke unko kaat dene k Mann krta hai aur kha jau unko aur bacha hua parts kutto ko khila du
Kutte bhi thook denge nai khayenge inke body parts ko toh

Chehhhhh


31 ko jaungi

1 ko pohoch jaungi

Phir Sunday ko professor se milungi

Wowwww

Kitne dino baad milenge hum yawrrr

Mereko bolta hai dar toh nai lgta aap merese baat krti ho toh I was like achaa zeeeeee

Bhauuu mai kyu darungi darna toh useh chahiye 
Akela baat Karra hai

Mereko bol raha tha ki aap darna nahii preshan mat hona
Acha zeee
Aweeeee leleee laudeee

Bhencoooo laundoooo ko itna dikhawa k care kro ki vo apse pyar kr bethe aur tadpaao unko phir unko lgne lge ki yawrrr ye bandi kitni achi hai aur mai itna bura

Manhater final boss

But sbko lgta h ki mai pyaari ldki hu acha zeeeee aap merese saath 5 saal bhi rehlo apko pata nai lgne dungi kitni madarchod hu mai
Aapko hi lgega ki mai itni achi hu

Ye mard jaat madarchod hoti hai kisi k bhi baap ho bhai ho dusri ladki dikhegi uske peeche bhagegea mai nai defend krti kisiko sab madarchod hai

Isse jyada such nhi ho skta kuch


I'm sorry for neiibbbiii wali baatein

Bhosdikeeee

Mereko na chid machta hai but mai straight hu toh attraction bhi hota
Cheh bhai
Clam down dear

Can anyone send TBSM tag server
Kya ji
Tameez se
Sori
Hi
kya haal
Kuch nhi
achha
Me hi target pe kyu rehta hu

Pata hai
aur ye ashwin bkl best friend bolta rehta hai
M janta hoon ted ko cute h bahut
Lol

jhuth kam bola karo bhai
Kartik blonde ho gya ?
U r cute ngl but anyways
Khush ho ja ted
Tf u mean

Blonde kya
Shatap
Oksori
Bat bat pe itta offend kyu kota re kartik
Hairs ๐๐๐๐

Bhai meri real pfp ka itna bakhaan matt kiya karo
But mene dhikai ni h and usko kya pata mene dekha h apco
I found the crown of france in gutter
And put it on my head
guys simpin on guys
Bc meri I'd kaha se mil jaati hai
Are tum sabko insta dedeto ho
what has happend to this server
Ashwin ko diya tha
Muje to block kia h
Aur kuki ko abhi
Ashwin ne dia hoga ofc
Unblocked hai
Insta boring h
Ache se bol
haan ussi se mila h
Us din bol ra tha teri prof jha2 si hai
Wo to hai unless you're not having text
??
Aur ab bol rha tha ki jha2 si profile hai aur ab kahan se mil jati hai logon ko
Haa reels to bekaar hi lgti h
To??
Diabolical
Meaning bata iska
Haan bhai, ye wanna be baddie aa jati hai feed me
Haa frfr voi baddie culture bahut eww lgta h
Sale tere se to jyada padhi likhi hu
Bata meaning
Bc aatu jhatu bhi ab apne aap ko gym jaakar ya trending song laga dengi photo to look cool
Dogla
It's so irritating

Ravan

Bolo
Diabolical mean dogla kbse hogya
Yes

Dictionary purani ho gayi hai
Wiki to update hoti hai aab oxford bhi update hone lagi ?
Wiki pe kuch bhi likh skte ho
Oxford ki dictionary omg mummy bolti thi
Ye puri dictionary yaad karni h tuje
For understanding
Haan wo to bahut pahle se hai
Niki lauda garlic
spelling bee mai part lena hai kya ?

๐๐๐ pata ni Bachpan m yhi bolte the sab
๐

Or aab vocab kesi hai apki ?

๐ wrong person sorry
๐๐

Lol
Setup karke diya tha kya yaar
Apki vocab kesi h?
Dobaara jaa kr pdh
Faaaaaaaa

rann puchhe kamm mai keha dealer samaan de
I'm condom
Jew Shia Ram
No
Ew
Jew Shia Ram
I am aditya
teri ma ki suit
Jew Shia Ram
Thank you
No
I'm Aditya
Acha
Dentist ke daant kon dekhta hoga 
Teacher ko kaun padhata hoga
Ambulance driver ka accident hogya to kaun ayega
Dr ko kon theek krta hoga
Dr se yaad aya @proven cave

Hy ...mujhe koi help kar sakta kya yr pls....me depression me hu pta nhi kya kru life me bohot problems he kese niklu kuch nhi ssmjh rha koi expiriaced person he kya yha jo help kr sskta koi phycologist wagira pls..
I am good too
Nice to meet you tho
Gaadi ke airbags ko kaun bachayega

Same here
Huh make some friends
Yr life me kya kru whi samjh nhi rja frnds to he alredy eo kya karege?
Totally depends on you
Yr halat kharab ho gui he is br to
Suraj ki life mai kon roshni krta hoga
Bekar he yr ye tention sala
Kya hogya bhai
Find the problem
Sabka apna method hota hai
First
To deal with it
Nhi yr koi chije kam nhi kr rhi yr
But in general bhi solve krne ke ways h
How old are you
Sabse pehle find the problem
Insan har jab jata heto bekar hojata be
Haan depends on the situation
Kitne saal ke ho bhay
25
Kya krte ho?
Omg
Dekho me btata
My english
What is the problem
Uska source kya h
Me 90% blind you
???
kya mazaak
Blind??
Hein
Ted explain
R u blind u mean??
figuratively ya literally
Meri shadi ho gyi he 23 age me hi karwa de papa ne kardi mene ..nhi bola tha mane nhi papa ....
Wife acchi mil gyi
insaan blind ho agar toh bura time kaise dikhta
Achha fir
Exactly
Family kalesh?
Nhi
I can understand bhai,
Kya ho rha kam kuch nhi kr sakta future ka tention le liya hu
kaam kya krte ho
Haan I can see that
Bhai he nhi jo mumy papa ko sambhale
Start with something small bhai

Abhi bachhe matt karna
Ye kya advice dera tedd
Ek plan bana lo manage ke liye
Sahi hi hai
Beech me matt kudo
Haan wahi
Wohi to issue he kam hi nhi he kuch...papa ki shop he ...usi me help krta hu mgr ho nhi pa rha ab ....mere man har gya isliye agr koi custmers handle nhi hui to penic attack aa jata he i guess or uske wjh se 10 15 din depression me chala jata
Pahle usko settle hone do
Smja he's not ready and mature enough to deal with the responsibility or the things he's going through like me
Bhai kuch din ke liye kuch aur kaam dekh lo
Kaha tumhe achha laga dost ho jisa kuch
Exactly yrrr
Abe tu abhi college bhi nahi gaya hai
๐๐๐คฃ
And abhi se mujme competitiveness nhi h
๐๐
mard ban
achha kuki se competition kar
Wife kya krti hai
Kya kru yr koi bta sakta
Nhi bahut kuch h isme kabhi vc m bataunga aaj yhi discuss kar rh th khudko lol
Just helping in buisness
Padhai kya kre ho? Usse relevant jobs search kro?
Jarur jarur
Time will heal just wait and karte rho kuch time tak
Bhai take your time for yourself
customer handle nhi hue to panic attack aarhe hai
Don't overthink
fany
Dukan se thoda break lelo
Kuch din kaam pe mat jaao
Nhi jaega to aur bekaar lagega
Yr sirf 10th hui he 12th bhi hui he mgr pura bachpan ese hi nikl gya yr hospitals me wagira yr
Ekdam hushiyar bhi nhi hu
Kya kya btau yr

Itna bekar lg rha abhi to ...sala mr bhi nhi skta utni himmat bhi nhi he
Chalo koi na jo hua so hua, abhi koi kaam kar skte ho??
Haa kabhi ek din 0 padhai Krna fir dekhna
Kya kam kru ...
Jo abhi krte ho
achha
Chill Bhai
Thoda mental health ke liye work se break lo
Itna mat socho family hai abhi young wife hai
Do bachho ka baat bhi ban jayega tu
Yr help krdo plssss
Ek enough h
Haan aaj ke time ek bahut hai
Kya help??
Ht
I or t to door door hote h
Family se baat kro
Yr merese bhi to bekar logo ki situation hoti hogi yr
Unko batao kya dikkat hai
Sabko sab pta he last year se baar baar esa ho rha
20 din accha 10 din kharab
Kya ho gya he kuch bhi nhi samjh rha
Koi phycologist ki hi need he i guess
Psychologist
Inke sherher m ek psychologist nhi h kya
Haan kartik kabse maje le raha dekha raha hu
Ni mera dhyan jata h to hi bolta hoon
Ese dhundta nhi hoon
Hi

Ye Ashwin ko koi apni insta mat dia kar leak kar deta h

Bhai tum iss kartik ke chakkar me matt fasso
Ese kese hoga yr
Professional help lelo
Mene kuch advice bhi nhi di unhe
Acha
Mere situation samjh k bolo kya krna chahiye mujhe ye
Or questions pucho maybe koi ans aap hi dedo
Wife se baat
Usse bhi bohot bar ki he
Achha fir kya bola
Hamza ne bahut glt kia family chodke
Wo motivate krti he
Sahi hai bhai
Mujhe samjh nhi aa rha me aage kru kya
Sandeep Maheshwari se shadi karoge to kya krega
Itna bda buisness bnd kese kruga aage
Hmmm ted is right
Abhi bnd kr diya to kaam kya kruga abhi
Kuch nhi samjh rha yr
Band kyun karna
Hena bahut bekaar bhai
Bacha karke chorke bhaag gaya
L

Saari cheeze jo bhi kare khush
Bhai mreko uss ke liye bht bura laga bhai
Na uska khud ka parivar hai , na hi uske ghar mein ghus Paya
I think pfp change kar deni chahiye, log tareef kar de rahe hain
Krdo
Mai bhi kr dunga
Achi to h match kr rhi decoration ke sath
Hamza ka character is so relatable pro maxxx
achha


Kuch job ho skti he kya blind k liye
Me meri mumy papa ka khyal nhi rkh paya to chalega nhi kya
Nhi ho rha to kya kru me ๐ฅน
Blind??
Bhai dekho kuch bhi ho jaye don't leave them , jitna ho sake itna khyal rkho
Also don't make them feel lonely , make sure you spend at least a few hours in a day with them
Haha...where are you from?
Tune leave kyu kra
Muze laga i should
Tu Boht lagadar aadmi h lodu
It's complicated
Tum logo ka server h saare old
Kbui na kbhi toh sb hi aaye hai
Old kya hua
And it's not that serious either lmfao
Han
Par pata ni
I will join jab bhi brawl khelenge to
Okay ngus
Nahi ๐ all of u r so good
M ni par
Abey
Rae ko nhi janta yeh ๐คฃ
Mai toh accha hu dekh
Rae ka nhi pta
Ye pehle bhi bol rhi thi
Ye hex gang m aane ki plan kar rh h but esa kuch nhi th
Don't laugh
Haww

hasdia teri baat pe
Haw
thanks
๐ญ๐ญ
Hi
Ni manti bhai

ye bhi maine bckchodi mai bola tha btw
Haa pehle mene except rae likhne ka socha th wese
๐
or meri baato ko itna seriously koi chutmari ka hi lega
thanks
hu hi ghatiya insaan maito
Wassup gng
Mai to antaryamini hoon muje sab pata rehta h
pta hona chahiye
waps aaja
Chaiye is crazy
9tanki
Tere liye humne crib bnwa liya tha server me
Chli gyi chukkad
Crib???
Baby crib
Ayooooo what's upp bitches
Baby crib???
Ohh ๐ฎ kuch crazy yaad aagya
Thanks
Bcc
Crazy
Towel lesgo bhai
Unconscious mind m th

Towel lgake soja
@ivory pilot
๐๐
Aisa
pawan chaukidar
dhawal se ni sikha? admin ko gali ni deni chahiye

Gali denge tabhi to voh aata h
(mene kisko gali di)
@cinder steppe
Uska tag h voto

Diabolical
bulaio
Madarchod

Aisa
Hmm
99.99 percent aata h
Usse aage ka idk
Acha esa hai
๐
Haann
Perkyu
Praveena Begum
Germs tho grow karte hai
Jo .01 hai wo culture honge tabhi toh mai kaam aaunga
Acha
Wrna dettol use kyu karenge uske baad
Mene khatti toffi khayi hai
Survive krne ke liye kaam krna pdta
Dettol se apna gaan saaf karlo pahle
Harpic bhi tumare jesa h fir
Assalamualaikum lyaaari
Wo thoda off h
Bleach property waalo se baat nahi krte
Jew Shia Ram gaddari
Colour and smell to achi hi h tumse
Ew
Aur Mia sab khatiyat
Harpic pura saaf kardeta hai

Khatayi to wo khati h

R u drinkable?? Geniune question
Detol se apni gaand saaf krke dekho
Jinwin
Saayad tumhari gaand ka keeda mar jaaye
๐ฆฆ

No

Pahle gaan saaf karo
Chi
Dead chat
Soo old school
Mutthi time

Dettol se mutth maro
Porn time
Na rahegi baas na bachegi basuri
Laga rh th
Face p kahin
Nhi
Nhi
I think hath se kahin lagata and
Fir khana khaliya

Haa
Hath toh dhoya kr
Glti se likha to h


Ohh
@feral zenith @chilly socket VC?


@woven swallow
90% hu bro 100% nhi
?
Kya hai
Hmm
I m 100 percent dumb but
pagl hai kya
Nhi kyu
loduchand
aaja
Kitno ko karege
Gemini bhhi ban hoga uske baad dekhte hai kya kya ban hota hai
kahan?
kya re lode
๐ณ๐ช
Tumhe ek ladki ki jarurat h jo tume use krke fek degi
Kr chuki hai bhai 
Odisha, youu?
Hii
Hola
kya padhu hogayi class khatam

nahi hoga mujhse
Ek aur odisha apko odia ati he?
Msg
thanks likha tha
areyy
Kuchh bhi
Personal opinion hai kyuki log abhhi gussa ho gaye hai AI generated videos se
Hanjii
Apana keutharu?

wahhhh aur ek baar nahi bol sakta tha mai ab wapis itne kasht uthau
Hello
chacha salam
give a synonym for all the words Sister , Daughter , Wife , Goat ๐
Yeh kasht hai????
Yo bro wassup
AI future hai
I know lekin misuse nhin hona chahiye
hn toh bhai try na karu kya ?
@frank umbra
aur bhai
woh toh dhokebaaz nikli thi
Bhauuu
ok
Ki haal
kuch din pehle
mesichutititi
Badhiya vau
hello saggy bhai
kehta hai
casual hookup krna hain
hellue

@fading sonnet bhaunsadi friday gya tha kal nhi
Surri yaar
Pune me hai na ye

bursoongha boldi yaar wo humko
Yes in budhwar peth


bsdk 
abb haaan

Ki haal babu 
gf udaipur me?
poochh








