#general-chat
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But usme apka naam nhi aa raha 
Ye maamla kaha chl raha yaha toh ham dono he hai bss
Flirt naa karo ji 
Hi
yoo
@flint inlet
Acha
@chilly socket VC kab aayega saale?

@empty bay
Hi



Goodmorning saiii
Just woke up 1hr ago
kuch nahi
Kaisa hai tu
good to mera abhi hua insta kholte hi
Hein
me mast majeme
Kyaa dekh liyaa aisa
snacc
Oyeee

Same hi hai
haan phir to sahi hi bola
to where am I wrong
Kanya whutduyudu?
Subeh hui hai abhi
Itna Non veg kha liya yaar
Ho gaya ab saal bhar ka kota poora
wo wdududu hai
No amount of non veg is enough for me tbh
Muslims to ayewain badnaam hain
mene to itna non veg kha lia ab thoughts bhi non veg aate
😆 😆
True that
jo bhi


ded
good morning

Good morning tvvyyyy



Bejati thi but apko flirt lagi koi naa

@obtuse hamlet Yaha aake bhi cam on kardo
Good morning candy
Morning
Hiii
Hi
morning
RCB vs Pakistan

good moaning ma'am 
bc dhurandhar ke gaane sun kar pakistan wale bande ko 6 move mein checkmate kar diya 🤣
😂😂

@paper vault stop being chronically online
touch grass
Wah bete
peak dc mod activity



India gate basmati chawal
why sed?
Oye hoye, daney daney mein desh ki shaan
jay hind jay modi
Because hamza couldn’t meet his mum after his mission
oyeee oyee se dhurandhar ka gaane ka yaad aa gya
Hi
true true i cried
Aari Aari
nhi nhi woh oye oye dusra gaana hai
No spoilers guys, i have yet to see, month end mai nahi dekh paa raha
45 years
What?
dekh last mein pata chal jayega
Hamza is taken home by a car

Kaha Diya
Shut up bro,
main cheez toh bola hai tune
kab ja raha hai bhai
Jameel jamali hamza ka Asli baap hai
ARI ARI utna mazza nhi aaya
1st April, salary lagte hi
gg
Ye dekho isko bolte hai spoiler @civic musk
Ye toh kuch bhi phek raha hai,
tune context de diya
jakar dekh bhai
Thik hai
Don’t worry koi spoiler nhi diya
Enjoy the movie, must watch hai
mai aur tu kaafi acha laga
Me toh ab chat dekh hi nahi raha
jasmine ne kaafi acha gaana gaaayi hai
Uzair Baloch > Cristiano Ronaldo & Messi
Cristiano Ronaldo > Messi?
jaanemaan
jaanemaan
Corrected
dil meri tujhpe fida
samjha nhi
Bhai
To ke dena tha na humara agent ne tamra desh ki gand mar diya tha
Koi debate nhi chahiye
Uzair Boloch is the goat of football
hmmm acha
ye chiz bhool gaya
usne toh arshad pappu ka sar ke saat football bana kar khela tha
lyari mein mazza aa gya
Movie 4 hours ki lagti bhi nhi, kaash part 3 ho
destiny bhi mast hai
I think mene ek end credits scene miss kiya
sunne mein aaya
credits scene kon dekhta hai
The guy who sells nuclear secrets wala ek scene tha
arey last mein 4 min ka scene cut kar diye they
Aise hi maybe part 3 ho
Konsa
shayad uske aage ga dikhayega woh kaise mara
woh israel wala scene
jab woh police inspector ko maarne gaya tha
gen
woh nhi dikhaya tha india mein \
mein ne india ki copy li thi
pura nhi dikhaya tha
Woh toh dikhaya tha he sells those secrets and Rasputin wala gaana chala
Was that in India cut?
I watched in US theatres
haan uske baad jab gen aur inspector ki ladai huyi thi inspector ne dhamki diya tha gen ko ki mein national assembly ko complaint karunga
haan
mein aus par dekha
ek min tu shaan hai?
purani wali?
Idk mein balidaan training ke baad uth ke chali gayi
arey phir toh miss ho gaya
😭
Ab YouTube mein dekhna padega
No Netflix this time?
Jio Hotstar doesn’t work in US
VPN only
Kya bakwas end credits scene tha, I just saw. Kuch nhi tha usme itna important
Kam has le, dil ka daura padega
@thin moss miss you
😭😭😭
I think what happened with dhurandhar 1 is that jio didn't believe in the movie and cashed its cheque by selling its rights to netflix, now they want it on there streaming service now
It is produced by jio

🤣
sab bhosdi walo ko read all kar diya
bc aab 300 messaages ka reply karu
ye jhaatu feature
bc lagya bhi theeek setting ke upar
chalti se setting ki jagah read all dab gya
whatsapp ki mkc 300 message ki speed se
Mera ek bar 1.5k plus message read ho gaya tha or wo sab important groups ka tha


wahi bhai
mera bhi
aab bc sabko respond karna padega
nhi toh kya mast bahana milta ki message nhi dekha tha
sorry
Mera to call ana chalu ho gaya tha kyuki me bol tha ke me kaam me hu driving kar raha
tera bhi wahi dikkat hai na
Bc dc me kyu ye delete all ka option nahi deta ya multiple delete ka
acha

maybe aayega
Mereko messages hi nahi aate
DC is different 
Frens?
Yeah yeah
No frens no family
Peace life
WhatsApp to bass bana diya hai
bc mazza aa gya
Aisa

Dettol wla og
Kabhi Dettol se ass dhula hai og??
👉🏻 mery new pfp
Idk
You should try at least
Gaan masti nikal jayegi fir
Jet mai dettol kaise lgau

ufffff ahhhhh bhai bahot bura experience tha mera abhi bhi yaad aati hai toh gand fat jati hai

😭

Karo
Uff ahh got me
Wtf is brush
eww brush nhi karta kya
Brush karna is so weird
Mera bhi daant dukh rha
Nope

us
Butt cheeks pe
kyu bhai? bc baccha hai kya

Mere muscles dukhte hain
pehli baar maggie achi bani
Dettol se gaand dhona alag chiz
Dettol se gaand saaf krna alag chiz
Haan
soft wali use karna
Ye bhi hai
Wisdom aa raha kya?

Ek dentist gf to banti hai
👉🏻 medical waali gf zyada rok tok lgati hai
Koi na
Flabbergasted (bhosda-udas)
Aaj bhi yàad aata hai wo din jab mi thought they got most goated lineup in auction and people started mocking rcb
Ab tumko sex machine chahiye to ye tumhara problem hai
ye sex machine kaha se aagyi
RCB
Tumhre baato se
Tab tere ander gay gene hai
Haan
Mujhe need nahi hai bhai
Kiski
Ur team
Ab ye mt boldena mai nhi dekhta etc.
Mere team hai Kochhi Turkers Kerala
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂❤🤣
😂❤🤣😆
Unhigenic genes
Bc
Fuck bhai
Pett dard hogya hass hass ke

Eww
Pach jayega pet tera
Chi
Bhai to Surya bhai the
Maja aagya bhai hassa diya 😂😂😂
Paad le thoda
Kya pdha ?
Kal raat ka chicken nikal jayega tera
Korean
Human reproduction padha hoga aur kya
Mkl
Eww grow up nga
<@&700414488351866981> n word
Teri gand pe tatto bna du uska
Bkl,
Class aaya hu lodu , class shuru nahi hua 
Pdhle
Madarsood
@severe cloak
???
Obviously tumhe dekhi hai
Baakiyo ka me guarantee nahi leta
Unhone nahi dekhi hogi
Yaad ni 
Arey batao na kaunsa
Dog
ye kon h

Nvm


Aari aari
Kim jong un is a master of goon
He and diddy have sticky lig
He show me his superbig dinga ling
Jeffery Epstein touch me when i was a teen
.
.
no more lonely nights
@golden agate ❤️

??
Noon zenuu noonnn
Tabiyat thik hai???
Noon Roti khayenge

CPM ko Bengal mei jitayenge
Ohh yes, peaches is my fav
I got peaches from georgia oh yeaaah shiiiii
Or the diljeet wala peaches
Peaches- fuck the pain away
Oh damn
It's sucha banger
Sure
Koi mere se talkinga nhin karta 😭 😭
Hawww

No i haven’t
Hiii
Vdiya paaji tussi dsso
voii
Hiii

Suggest some songs
Sat Sri akal ji
I say hi you hi we are so high
Anyone up for sharing Spotify playlists?(Follower badhane h)
I'm peachless
Have you listened to Raina, the new song by Arjit Singh?
I was high last night 
Go aheaddd it’s a bangerrr
I have never smoked
Wasn’t high-high on smoke
Bro will pull out "may I smoke you"
Drink or stash??
Anyways
Bhav dedo koi
Eww 🤢🤮
Drink
Ohh

What you drink then
Non alcoholic beverages

Jo gareeb log peete hain
Okay
Chai coffee
Abhi to pepsi
pepsi >>>

I'm trying to cut sugar
Yeaaaahh
Helo
Because I love sweets
wassup
Omg 😱
😝

😔
Go sleep
Which one
Neeni only in nights
The Hobbit 1
I see

Noon noon after after

Hey ppl
Nunu after
Hey
bccc itni subah 🦕 raat me aao 9 baje🦕
ya 10 baje 🦕
@chilly socket @remote beacon abhi aa jaao
Bsdk, raat ko itna late mai 72 hoore bhi na ch0dü. I need my beauty sleep.
Aaya
🐲
Hi New 👋👋👋
Guess whose back, back again
Shady's back. Tell a friend. 🎶
I see you are man of culture
tereko to horticulture me bhi koi na rakhe, chup
JK bhaiya, bore ho rahi thi
✌️
Was this supposed to be a joke, cause this was more rude than funny,
sorry bhaiya
hum baten kar rahe the bhaiy
bhaiya
hatt
tujhe kutta bhi nahi janta yahan ka
@feral zenith isko GC padhne ko boliye bhaiya
mai bol nahi sakti
@civic musk ye padhle
mai bhai nahi hoon na
@cinder steppe please ban @civic musk for misgendering me in VC. I have @feral zenith as witness.
no one wanted you anyway
fax
📠

Level 24
ho dil utte chalda ae zor ni
tainu vekh vekh hunde assi bore ni
teri saadgi da vi koi tor ni par teri akh sanu chor lagdi
Dhurandar✅

Kaisa hai bhhai
Comrade.
I think Dhurandhar 3 nhin banna chahiye becoz agar story acchi nhin huyi toh in dono films ki value kam ho jaayegi
Jinkchika Jinkchika Jhinkchika chikn kaa
Jaskirat story is done
No need to pull it more

I think Aditya Dhar should move on from War and Spy thriller and focus on his passion project Immortal Ashwathama
It's his call to make
Not us
help can any onr pay me 2000 rs pls
Yup
Kya batau yar zindagi ke laude lage pade hai 
Comeback nahi ho rha

Small dihh big dreams

Why do you need this money?

Babuni
Why
@obtuse hamlet kidhar gayi
Noot noot🐧

omfo..
Sat sri Akal 

Hoiiii
Bina kuch kiye hath per dukh rha 

Didn't know he an admin.
Kaha pe



Waah 
Sad
bruh
Phone pe hi baithe the Kya
hayee guyzzz
Kaisi bakchod doctor banegi ye 
Bhai faltu m log baap banne aate hai. 
wat is up
g faad
mere works ? 🦕
aao aoa
Kaha kaam kroge bata dena wha ni aunga 
dhande m nuksaan
Dost hai ki dushman


Haan wo toh ab inevitable hai

my bsf also complained about me making jox

Bologe "ki chi isko to cancer hai looser sala 🤣🤣"
dekhlo fir kuch aadha ek ghanta aage peeche 🦕
Skill isuu

Patient doctor ko maarega
normal
In you

Bhay aapne to bachha hi exchange krdia tha 😭😭😭
saggy tere jaise baal karwa loon kya
han toh. Solid reasons the.
Chote hairs
kyu ?
my hair unmanageable
kuch bhi reason ho bachha thodi badal doge
Mere bhi same
Dread locks kara loon
Best
badal hi di thi. Leke bhag ni gyi thi
I'm dihhless
Straight Kara lo
Mujhhe Paani peena hai!!!
Kaisi doctor ho yrr 
tb choti bachi thi
Kaun hai doctor??
Mai

Mujhhe pwd ka certificate banwana hai
Saggy
Paawni
Public works department?
How was yo day? Momos khaoge ?
Ji
Person with Disability mera dil aur mera sapna dono toot chuka hai it's beyond repair
Achha

Bahahahaha
kyaa bol diya

Hi @tacit shuttle
Kya re
leave neet. Live a better and happy life. 
Naaii
Hiii
Sapna to tootne ke liye hi hota hai na?
Hi peach
Yesss i am gonnaa be +1
Hii
Achaaa
Kya chlla
Aayein?

Just like relationships
Yss
I am an Ocean Engineer mujhhe Indian Navy mein jaana thha but due to Eyes issue I am not eligible
Mai to bachpan mai sapne dekhta tha ki bada ho jaunga 21-22 tk mere bachhe ho jayenge
Kya sapne the mere 
Oh. 🙁 I can understand


Bhay aap ship mai rhte hoee
Mere bachpan wali scrap book p likha tha. By 25 buy a Lamborghini
here I'm unemployed
Employed with a less than bare minimum pay*
Filhaal toh apne college mein hoon 3rd year chal raha hai
😭😭mere Mai tha ki pilot banunga and fir USA mai rhunga 
😭 😭

Konse IIT
meet up with * justin bieber

Bhai lmao
@flat osprey wasssssuppp
Not an IITian 😔
Watermelon juice pee leti hu

nashe hore hai maaf crow

BITS 
Delhi se hooo kyayayaya
Badhiya
Mai nhin bataunga
Nahi toh
Aap?
Hiiii
wby? Khatti lassi?
Mujhe to ab sirf ek pahad ki trip hi bacha skti hai
Wasssssupppp
Khatti(
Mai bhi nai huuuu
Kya fook liya esa to
Jaipur 
Nm wbuuu
khatti lassi chii
Oye chhole bhai
You from Jaipur
Bot vadiya
Wassup
Wedding hogi but kisse ? 
Yes Wby
Literature

@sarthak wassup
ladka Mila aapko

Arre damn
Sarthak42
Mai toh suicidal city se hu 
Sarthak bhai left


Konsa wala
uhu no
Dostoevsky



Ted wassup
Accha toh hai

Dostoevsky ko dost k sath whiskey ki jarurat thi khush rehta
Bade log mujhe jante hain

😱😱
Ye kis tareeke ka taunt hai
Exactly 
Me noi padhta vo sb 
Konsi mujhe ni pta 
maine hi boli thi aapne us din shakal bana di

Bhai wo toh sb ban ho gye 
It’s in my English literature ka syllabus this year toh i have to

Kota 
Isse accha camus dal dete
Kispe chal rahi simping??
Naye aa jaate hain fir
🥲 khair
filhal kisi pe nahi
Jaipur hi aa jao 

Next year aaare
bhi ignore kro simps ko. aap batao casio

Khud pe simping kiya karo self care excercise

wahi kr rhi hu
Good
Konsa book padhva rahe?
Ye self care exercise mujhe bhu btaoo 😭
White nights start kri abhi toh
Roz subah 5 baje uthh ke running
Me theek hu bas RR Tolkien ka book adaptation dekh raha (me bhi ab flex kar du
)
Lol

White Night to mujhe bhi dekhni hai
5 bje mere ghar ki murgi bhi na uthe
Torrent lagana padega
Mujhe toh pura syallabus bhi ni yaad cooked fr
ohteriki
Wassup
waaoo.. aapne " sapiens ' padhe hai?

Mere neeche waala ek ghante mein 800 baar muthh maarta hai
👇
I'm sapien myself
Kerala story 2 ka link hai kisike pas ??


😭
theeku
tu bata
B grade Propoganda movie
Toh nahi dekhu? 
What the helllyyyy
I'm homo and I belive in equality
hai?

Wo to saaf saaf propaganda movie h
wth.. wo book based on human existence
huhh
Aisi filme avoid karo literally ek developed state ka bina matlab naam kharab ho rha hai
Woh toh hai..
but khair dhuramdar dekh lungi
Ntg much , you tell

Haan woh best hai

Ye galat baat hai
oki
mera paani nikal do
lil tired tbh
Tum sab muje distract karrhe hoo
2nd part 4 ghante ka hai 😭
Plumber bulao Takla Johnny

Indian writer nahi padhti kya
acha ji 😜
Plesezss
1st part ?
Kon Madarchod spam kar rha hai?
1st part idk 3 hoga
saggy kya hua
Mera blue kardo phele

Usko movie ki tarah dekhna warning hai movie ke pahle hi all are fiction
Name
Rest krlo phir
@north palm Chup ho jaao pyaari bacchi
Stop spamming
Confused

Padhti hu 😋 but mostly bengali. & english
hinthi toh thodi thodi aati hai.. toh padhne m bht time lag jata hai audiobook I prefer
just soke utha
hu
yaar
waps neend aari hau
Oooo theek hai..
I thought based on real.
I would suggest you to read graphic novel Sin City padho
Woaao
about?


ruk jaa
haha disclaimer padh lena pahle
Mute

2 fleece jacket mai decide ni kr para

मुते
@golden agate do you think ye log EKO dekhe homge ?
behtareen
I bet sever ke 90-95% nahi dekhe honge
dono lelo fir
true
okay teddu.. tum wo padhna " forest of enchantments " or palace of illusion 
Bilooo baggee bileyaa da ki karegiiii
True , logon kya pata mallu cinema kya hai


order krke pehen ke return karde
I don't read books mere paas khud 100+ padi hai list me
Bagge bagge bileyaaq dakikaregiii
@north palm
before 6.30 tc
gud idea
jacket kitne ki hai
achha
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ohh ohhhh ohhh
aur 800 me ek mil kaha rhi hai
wth okay

Before 6:20
Bilbo Baggins

@proven cave dm dekhoww

I've watched it 2 times , 
Yes phone me abhi Jane Austen ki padi hai Pride and Prejudice 7-8 saal se padh raha hu but start hi nahi kar pata

Sahi hai
Maine hi suggest kiya tha tumko dekhne ke liye 
Oye ted
If I remember
Mereko pahle se pata tha
Uss din bheja link dekha?




