general-chat

[silver heath]

lmao

[south wasp]

Send 0.2k

[silver heath]

bhejta hu

[south wasp]

I don't believe

[karmic goblet]

🚊

🚉

[silver heath]

dym bloke?? 😭

[silver heath]

vande bharat fanboy

[south wasp]

Pranav I miss

Cuturtle

[silver heath]

😭

whyyyy

[south wasp]

And

And

And

Fruity

Drake

[silver heath]

fruity drake was one of my best works ngl

[south wasp]

And diddy too

[radiant nest]

I'm not a muslim fr😭

[silver heath]

there is still time to ammend your mistakes

become one today

[radiant nest]

Give me biriyani first!!

[silver heath]

my city makes the best biriyani btw

[radiant nest]

Where

[silver heath]

lucknow

[radiant nest]

Oh

Come to dindigul

[maiden kiln]

@silver heath darling darling dill kyu todaaa

💔

Piyo piyo...aalum doodh sodaaa

[torpid bobcat]

bhai koi dt bechta hai kya

[silver heath]

xD

[silver heath]

Drugs mt karo

[torpid bobcat]

usdt

dhatura thodi

[maiden kiln]

Suar jamali toh goat jamali nikla

[alpine sage]

Ye arshad pappu ka aadmi hai

[quaint shuttle]

guess what i just did

[topaz drift]

[silver heath]

What

[topaz drift]

Whot

[maiden kiln]

Aree mera baccha h tu

Aaja tujhe Fanta pilaun

[zenith raft]

Kushal bhai move on ... Kal se aap yaha hi atke ho 😭🥺

@maiden kiln certified dhurandhar paglu

[quartz aurora]

[golden agate]

Haan

[prime zinc]

Why

[quaint shuttle]

i brushed my teeth

[silver heath]

That’s nice

Proud of you

[quaint shuttle]

tyau nyau nyau nyau tyau nyau nyauu

[golden agate]

Me 3 baje soya

[silver heath]

Ik how challenging can it be to brush

[quaint shuttle]

thanks mom

[golden agate]

Kuch kaam karra aur movie bhi baaki thi

[quaint shuttle]

watch

erm

[silver heath]

Getting up in the morning and remembering to brush is so fucking hard

[quaint shuttle]

what was the last movie I watched?

i don't remember

@stable basin ?

[silver heath]

Especially for my hostel girlies

[quaint shuttle]

it is

[silver heath]

Ik, I am a hostel dweller too

[quaint shuttle]

why you got girlies at yo hostel

[silver heath]

I dont 😭

[quaint shuttle]

🧐 sure

corny couples?

[tranquil abyss]

Yeah

That sums it up

Corny

[quaint shuttle]

sounds fun

[tranquil abyss]

Hell yeah

✌️

[quaint shuttle]

hell yeahhhh

[golden agate]

@cinder steppe why don't you try something

[quaint shuttle]

ted you must be so fun at parties

[silver heath]

One time I was walking around shirtless in the hostel (I had just woken up and I wanted to use the washroom, its so hot here, and its pretty common to do so here)
So yeah, someone’s sister had come and I got so scared 😭😭

[tranquil abyss]

Damn

Deleted

Aight

[golden agate]

I don't go to the parties

[tranquil abyss]

Join the server through the link in my bio if y'all are looking for corn couples 😍💔🍉👈🥀

[fierce garnet]

suckmysmoldih__55 has been warned. || self promo

[silver heath]

That happens yes, sometimes women sneak in

[tranquil abyss]

Join the server through the link in my bio if y'all are looking for corn couples 😍💔🍉👈🥀

🫶

[quaint shuttle]

figures

[golden agate]

yeah

[quaint shuttle]

someone's sister

[silver heath]

The sister didn’t see me

I was so relieved

[quaint shuttle]

omg lol

we don't have many girls sneaking their guys in

bahar se chale jaate hai

[silver heath]

Girls hostel has more security ig

[quaint shuttle]

sister wasn't a student?

[silver heath]

She wasnt

[quaint shuttle]

makes sense

[silver heath]

Like I dont talk to women, I dont know

[quaint shuttle]

why don't you talk to women

mahila mitra nahi hai aapki kya

hottogo

[silver heath]

Nawrr not in clg

[quaint shuttle]

wow tf

[silver heath]

Only formal relations if any

[silver heath]

I will explain

[quaint shuttle]

crazy

actually

[silver heath]

So like

[quaint shuttle]

olright

like so

[silver heath]

I hang out with my 5 frens

[quaint shuttle]

5 frens

[silver heath]

Everyone except me are in a relationship

[quaint shuttle]

right, relationship

[silver heath]

And their girlfriends are kinda possessive

So they dont talk to women

[quaint shuttle]

ohh possessive

no women

[silver heath]

So I think that has carried on to me

Sadge tbh

[quaint shuttle]

all girlfriends are equally possessive or there are different levels?

[silver heath]

There are 3 tiers

1
2
2

[quaint shuttle]

let's say your friends are mukesh, suresh, ramesh, jighnesh and kamlesh

121?

122¿

elaborate

[silver heath]

Jignesh’s girlfriend most possessive

[quaint shuttle]

dayum

[silver heath]

Mukesh and suresh’s girlfriends are tier 2 possessive

[quaint shuttle]

ahaan

[silver heath]

Ramesh and Kamlesh’s girlfriends are the least possessive

Its kinda like that

[stiff furnace]

.

[silver heath]

That is my friend’s name 😭😭

[quaint shuttle]

makes sense makes sense

beautiful people

[quaint shuttle]

ahaan is a nice name yes yes

[silver heath]

I agree ☝️

[quaint shuttle]

you should consider dating boys

[silver heath]

I should talk to women on campus 🙂

[quaint shuttle]

date ahaan

[quaint shuttle]

you should yes

they're very fun to be friends with

super cool people actually

[silver heath]

Aww hell naw 😭

[quaint shuttle]

aw :(

[long pumice]

Areee bahinchooddd

[silver heath]

Ahh thats crazy

[long pumice]

Mujhe pata chal gaya hai hai ye

Ki mai sbse jyada hoshiyar hu

[silver heath]

Ohh wait…

[long pumice]

Laude k hoshiyar

But wait wtfff

[quaint shuttle]

nunneshwar lawda onto her mindless spam day 234

[long pumice]

[quaint shuttle]

waiting

[long pumice]

[silver heath]

Ig I can call one person a female friend

She is a senior…

[quaint shuttle]

oh damn

a senior

meh

[long pumice]

Bhai😭😭

[quaint shuttle]

i mean cool cool

[silver heath]

Ik ik

[long pumice]

Sunday raat se periods start hai abhi tk chal rhe

[quaint shuttle]

but, personally, i cannot be friends with seniors the way i am with people of my batch

ykwim?

[long pumice]

1 hafte hojayenge kal

[quaint shuttle]

my seniors are cool too but it's different with them

[long pumice]

itna khoon meri body m aa kaha se raha

But whatever

[silver heath]

Uhmm, ig the culture here is kinda different…

[quaint shuttle]

if it keeps flowing for another week you should check with a gynaecologist

[wary crag]

what's your hemoglobin?

[quaint shuttle]

aya bada

[long pumice]

frrrr

[quaint shuttle]

haan kya, that's pretty cool then

yay one cool frienddd

[paper vault]

hi to everyone expect people whose name end w h

[quaint shuttle]

dumb

[wary crag]

v

[quaint shuttle]

as usual

[silver heath]

After COVID, the senior junior thing kind of faded away ig, cuz the 2022 batch were chronically online kids

And then more chronically online kids came in and boundaries kind of started to fade

[quaint shuttle]

nah that's not the issue, it's just the groupism here is quite strong. No matter how close we are, atleast for me, there's still a gap

[long pumice]

By the way kal maine vegetables wali khichdi banai thi bahut tastyyy tha yayyaaayyy chawal kam tha masoor ki dal arhar ki daal aur vegetables jyada the 4 whistles lagaye phir ghee aur dhaniya se garnish krke khai

Hayeeeee

Itna mst tha na

Aaj mushroom biryani banaungi

[silver heath]

Uhmm understandable…

[long pumice]

Soch rhi hu

[quaint shuttle]

omg that's so awesome

nunneshwar lawda

[long pumice]

[topaz drift]

[long pumice]

Hehe

[topaz drift]

[quaint shuttle]

strawberriessss

[topaz drift]

[long pumice]

[topaz drift]

Hehe

[quaint shuttle]

maybe it's just a me thing

[long pumice]

Ye nikhilll ko kya problem hai

[topaz drift]

Mai hi problem hu

[quaint shuttle]

i fw my batch more than seniors, although they're pretty chill themselves

[long pumice]

[topaz drift]

[long pumice]

Woww

[quaint shuttle]

im very hungry

[topaz drift]

Typing speed test

[quaint shuttle]

what todo

[topaz drift]

Eat strawberry

[long pumice]

Kuch bana kr khale

Kya banayega

[topaz drift]

Mai ja rha poha khane lesgo

[quaint shuttle]

send strawberry

omg you're indori kya

[outer gale]

[topaz drift]

Bhopali

[quaint shuttle]

oh

[topaz drift]

[topaz drift]

You too ?

[long pumice]

Caseoo

[topaz drift]

Indori ?

[outer gale]

[quaint shuttle]

@thin talon meetup

[outer gale]

Hi babli dora

Hru

[topaz drift]

Ye bhi wahi se hai

[long pumice]

dora acha zeeee

[outer gale]

Suggestion 😭

[long pumice]

Fine wby

[topaz drift]

Kaisi hai billi

[quaint shuttle]

did i erm do something problematic

[topaz drift]

Why ?

[outer gale]

Good good colz aagyi

[outer gale]

Badhiya vai story dekha

[long pumice]

mereko tera suggestion kyu nai aata apun ko stalk Krna hai ab

[outer gale]

Uthne ke baad wo view

[topaz drift]

[long pumice]

mess band h bc ghr p hi hu

[outer gale]

Nhi aayega

[outer gale]

[long pumice]

[outer gale]

Sed

[topaz drift]

Meri dekha ?

Meri balcony se to raat me fireflies dikhte hai

[prime zinc]

[outer gale]

Yess liked

[outer gale]

[outer gale]

Or meri balcony se mussoorie

[prime zinc]

Meri story dekh lo

Geela kr dunga

[topaz drift]

[topaz drift]

[prime zinc]

Maine Teri story abhi dekhi hai

@outer gale

Kaiiisii hai billi

[topaz drift]

[prime zinc]

Billi ka account mil gya

[frozen dew]

Bahanchad kya jaga hoon aaj

12:30

[quick kettle]

Umm... IG you just texted me to tell me what you just did. I am all ears.

[prime zinc]

[outer gale]

Saale

[outer gale]

Badhiya tu bata

[outer gale]

[prime zinc]

[prime zinc]

Badhiya

Dhurandhar dekkhne jauunga

[outer gale]

W

[north palm]

[prime zinc]

Tera insta mila hai

[prime zinc]

Kta hal hai subs

[outer gale]

[radiant nest]

Hi

[woven swallow]

say mowwwww

[prime zinc]

[radiant nest]

What is mow

[prime zinc]

Vanakam

[radiant nest]

Vanakkam

[woven swallow]

behes ko itna ni pta

[radiant nest]

English

Only

[woven swallow]

chlpgl

[radiant nest]

Wt is this?

[golden agate]

[prime zinc]

Arae, Tamil hai woh

[woven swallow]

chlpgl

[woven swallow]

woteva

[radiant nest]

@prime zinc i was in class yesterday so couldn't talk

[prime zinc]

Mai toh pagal Hine aaya hu

Theatre

Dhurandhar 2 dekkhne

[woven swallow]

che

[prime zinc]

Oh no issues

[woven swallow]

oh no shishu

[golden agate]

Wassup tamil bud

[woven swallow]

energy de offoff

[radiant nest]

Hi

[golden agate]

How you doin

[radiant nest]

Fine brotha

How you do

[golden agate]

That's good

I'm doing alright

[radiant nest]

Nice

[golden agate]

Yeah

[radiant nest]

Now only figuring out discord

Its actually fun

[golden agate]

Ohh I see

It is

[woven swallow]

thanks

[golden agate]

Addictive too

[radiant nest]

Yeah

[quaint shuttle]

i made you type out a whole sentence to reply to me

teiffleirt twddderlrer

[radiant nest]

Its ok compared to consumption of media and getting bored

[golden agate]

Yeah ig

Still you should not trust anyone here

[radiant nest]

Oh ok

[golden agate]

And be aware of the girls

They're just catfish

[woven swallow]

😂

[radiant nest]

Yes ok

[lusty mantle]

hain met a girl?

Matlab

[golden agate]

Yes

[lusty mantle]

Todey

[golden agate]

I was once too

But not for long

[radiant nest]

Eid Mubarak guys

[prime zinc]

Romba iruka

[golden agate]

Same to you

[radiant nest]

Oh

[golden agate]

and Happy Navratri too

[prime zinc]

[golden agate]

[prime zinc]

Ted I'm here to watch you fav movie

[golden agate]

??

You muslim?? Tamil guy

[radiant nest]

Nahh

Hindu

[golden agate]

Oops

I thought you're christian

[radiant nest]

I misclicked emoji

[golden agate]

[radiant nest]

Noooo😭😭

[golden agate]

Ohh

I'm going to be one

[radiant nest]

You ain't secular?

[golden agate]

Nope

I'm going to be christian soon

Next month

[quick kettle]

Good progress, you're getting my attention

[radiant nest]

Oh

[golden agate]

Yes

[quaint shuttle]

ew

[golden agate]

I was Muslim before

[radiant nest]

Ohh

[golden agate]

That's why I couldn't be secular

But after Christianity I can be secular

[radiant nest]

Converting for your girl?

[golden agate]

Yes

[radiant nest]

Ohh

[radiant nest]

Congrats

[golden agate]

Thanks

Now I have to find one

[radiant nest]

Wt the hell?😂

I just congratulated you 😭

[quick kettle]

Baptizing into Christianity why?

[prime zinc]

Dhurandhar

[golden agate]

Yes, Christan baddies are good

[golden agate]

So i can be secular nah

[golden agate]

That's not my fav

[radiant nest]

Wtf? More than Muslim?

[golden agate]

Yes

[prime zinc]

Ikr🥰

[golden agate]

Haan

[quick kettle]

Secularism wale jokes nhi samajh aate

[radiant nest]

Really ????

[golden agate]

Because you're Hindu

[radiant nest]

[golden agate]

Yes, I don't have cousins

[radiant nest]

Get arranged marriage dude

Muslim girls are the prettiest

[golden agate]

If i ever get banned on discord because of my choices don't forget to follow me on social media, me69urmom that's my user ID

[golden agate]

I couldn't get arranged by anyone

[golden agate]

You haven't seen underneath the burqas

[radiant nest]

You talk about face

?

[golden agate]

What do you talk about??

Lips

[radiant nest]

Shitt

[golden agate]

Nah it's alright man

I have seen the shitt

It's not your fault

[radiant nest]

I am fan of face

[radiant nest]

Faak

[golden agate]

Do you have facebook??

[radiant nest]

Nah

Only discord

[golden agate]

Ohh i see

[cloud prism]

Ew

[radiant nest]

Hi

[dawn panther]

[crisp frost]

You ?

[topaz drift]

Ew

[dawn panther]

You?

[topaz drift]

Yup me

[dawn panther]

Oh

Nice 👍

Are 😅

😁

😏😼😂👍❤️🎉

[plucky notch]

Nooooooo

[pale trellis]

[radiant nest]

Hi

[vital bolt]

[maiden kiln]

Baccha h yaar tu mera

[topaz drift]

Infosys ki maa ka bhosda

[outer gale]

[topaz drift]

Inse server manage ni Hore, inko exam krwane hai

[outer gale]

Ayy!! No no

[topaz drift]

Billi ki gf ban gyi

[slim mesa]

Shaadi invite wen

[north palm]

tera bhi ni khulra? 😭

[topaz drift]

Nahi

[north palm]

[topaz drift]

Hackwithinfy krwayenge ye bc

[north palm]

mai to band rdia

[topaz drift]

[north palm]

krdia

[topaz drift]

Same

[north palm]

so jata isse acha

cheating ka poora setup banaya

[topaz drift]

Bc isse Acha mai swimming pool chale Jata

[topaz drift]

[topaz drift]

Sale mock me cheat krega

[north palm]

main wale mai cheating ki practice

[topaz drift]

Hmm

Point hai

[outer gale]

[north palm]

[outer gale]

iske liye saggy yaha nhi aaya

[north palm]

Ni

Mid sems

[outer gale]

acha

milte h 13 ko

[north palm]

[outer gale]

[north palm]

Dhurandhar dekh ke aya

[outer gale]

muze bhi dekhna h

akele jaunga

[north palm]

Subah 8 baje

[outer gale]

💯

[outer gale]

bc

[north palm]

Best

[outer gale]

wahi

[vestal dome]

Me?

Haiji?

[vestal dome]

Hi

[pale oracle]

Hello

[silver heath]

hi

[topaz drift]

Ruk spoiler deta hu

[topaz drift]

Hi lost

[wraith hound]

Mera loda

[silver heath]

proof or cap

[dawn panther]

Love💕 da

[silver heath]

bangalore english

[dawn panther]

Dihati english

[wraith hound]

Check dm 🤭

[dawn panther]

[silver heath]

soo bigg

[wraith hound]

Ikr 😜

[silver heath]

give tips for growing

[maiden kiln]

Naa de dil pardesi(hamza) nu tenu nitt da rona(yalina) pai ju gaa

[dawn panther]

Big light 🔦

Small light 🔦

[wraith hound]

Nah can't do that

[silver heath]

why

why gatekeep

[paper vault]

I was as shocked as you are

[wraith hound]

It's something I was taught by the monks 😈

[silver heath]

damn

[paper vault]

Maybe even a little creeped out

[maiden kiln]

Priest king?

[wraith hound]

Yup that's me

[topaz drift]

Lode log

[wraith hound]

Nikhil teri strawberry kha jaunga

[silver heath]

did u see lostt the person or lostt the online entity?

[topaz drift]

[topaz drift]

Kha le

[paper vault]

Online person

On the gc

Yes

[topaz drift]

Istrabary

[silver heath]

ohh... that has happened with me too

i think it is a reminder that most of your memories are commencing online

[topaz drift]

Damn

[silver heath]

and it is fine tbh

u cant classify it as good or bad, it is just out there

[silver heath]

i love strawberries

[topaz drift]

Me too

[silver heath]

they taste especially nice when u're kinda baked

[silver heath]

yayy

[topaz drift]

True

[silver heath]

gng

[topaz drift]

[nimble wren]

aur bhai

[silver heath]

sab changa bhai, aap kaise?

[nimble wren]

mai bhi mast bhai kya kha rha

[pale oracle]

Helo brothers

[brisk wagon]

Who did you see

[silver heath]

nakul and you too

trion bhi

[brisk wagon]

What was i like

[silver heath]

handsome

tall

muscular

cute

[brisk wagon]

😘😘

[silver heath]

basically a pretty boy

[brisk wagon]

Might have been the real me tbh

[silver heath]

[silver heath]

u wont show yourself

[brisk wagon]

You didn’t come vc yesterday

[silver heath]

it has been years

[brisk wagon]

I could

[silver heath]

I came around 12 to see you

[brisk wagon]

Check dms

[silver heath]

didnt find you

[silver heath]

yayyyy

[dawn panther]

Oh my my server me #1 aagya

[wary crag]

ek baddie to mai bhi deserve krta hu

[brisk wagon]

Accha sarthak bhai

[wary crag]

cave baddie 😘

[brisk wagon]

Sarthak daddy😘

[radiant nest]

Hi

[prime zinc]

Bc

[slim mesa]

@unkempt pelican pintuji

[prime zinc]

Aditya dhar

Fkin interval

Crazyyyyy

[quartz aurora]

Interval ko kyu krrhe ho fk

[brisk wagon]

Ykw

Jamali is an indian agent

[prime zinc]

Yesh

Fk ruko shuru ho gyaa

Byee3

[silver heath]

bye

[outer gale]

Teri

[topaz drift]

Jameel jamali

@outer gale yalina hamza ki behen nikal jati h end me

[silver heath]

aur sp aslam uzair ke saath makeout krta hai

[past shuttle]

[silver heath]

ajay sanyal aggresively makes out with the foreign minister j saishankar while lightning comes off from both of their eyes

and this is how the movie ends

[golden agate]

Unn logo ke yaha aise hi hota hai

[silver heath]

dhurandhar 3 is going to feature hamza on his next mission

hamza becomes a top leader in iran and then helps in assassinating khamenei

this causes ajay sanyal to start hoarding LPG

Yalina hops on a ship to fight the somalian pirates at the strait of hormuz

every ship is sunk

but then jack from titanic emerges from the treacherous water of the aksa beach in mumbai

and then he paints donald trump as one of his french girls

[lilac notch]

.

[silver heath]

hi baccha, how old are you?

u can call me uncle jeff

happy persian new year

[dawn panther]

Jamali jo hai na wo .....

Acha admi hai

Ok 👌

[thin talon]

Ayyyyy

Oats

[wild grail]

💔

[thin talon]

You ain't getting back up this time

[topaz drift]

indori fella

[gloomy lance]

[gloomy lance]

✍️ 🔥

[thin talon]

Faila

[dawn panther]

Falaahari

[tame trout]

[toxic wave]

Hello 👋

[wraith hound]

Faila ko lagta hu

[wraith hound]

Side 🥷 warlock

[frozen dew]

Kasa kaye

[wraith hound]

Brawl khelega?

[frozen dew]

Yes

[wraith hound]

Khel phir mujhe kya bata rha

Aaja pentu

[frozen dew]

Hha

[toxic wave]

Mai nhi

Hu

[wraith hound]

Tu hi hai

Tere elava aur koi ho hi ni skta

[toxic wave]

Nhi hu 😭😭

[toxic wave]

Bht log hai

[silver heath]

thank you...
atleast someone likes my masterful direction

[thin talon]

Do you know that papaya backwards is ayapap

Which in ancient Greece means nothing

Cuz the word doesn't exist

[crisp frost]

Writer ko paise nhi milte bhai

[stone glacier]

What is the most expensive haircut ?

[prime zinc]

True

[stone glacier]

Bolo na

[prime zinc]

Bhai jitney spoilers Dene hai do

Bc

Shazia bano

Jameel

Sp Aslam killing was so cool 🥶

Iqbal 😭

[silver heath]

iqbal was a mossad agent

[prime zinc]

I loved the way his legs were chopped oft

Oh fuckkkkk

Football was so good

Uzair baloch being roped as the Indian spy

Too brutal 🥶

[silver heath]

lmao

[prime zinc]

Brilliant

[woven swallow]

brilliant

[wraith hound]

Tanks

[prime zinc]

Thanks

Clever

Intelligent

Fantabulous

Sprite

[silver heath]

the drink?

[golden agate]

Nobody gets it when I say Bilbo Baggins

[tacit arrow]

im condom

[silver heath]

fatt jao

[lucid elm]

@wraith hound kya dekhre

[wraith hound]

godfather

[vital bolt]

Ldka mia h

[slim mesa]

Heinnn!?

[past shuttle]

shadi kab fir

[tiny night]

Tum jab pass aati ho

[north palm]

[fervent pawn]

[quaint shuttle]

bitter twitter

[limpid frigate]

When u nod your head yes but u wanna say 9

[rose quartz]

Hi gng wassup

[lilac notch]

17 👽

[maiden fjord]

good for u

[lilac notch]

Maybe not

[maiden fjord]

why

[dawn panther]

Degrade mtt kr

[maiden fjord]

though

[lilac notch]

Childhood was peak

[dawn panther]

@cinder steppe study vc kha gya

[lusty mantle]

@cinder steppe Aditya ko unmute krde pls

[dawn panther]

Jharkhandi

[maiden kiln]

Ni me vaari jaavan

[plucky notch]

parhne wale bache

[prime zinc]

[prime zinc]

Jameel

Shazia bano

[maiden kiln]

Oo tirchi topi waale

[prime zinc]

[prime zinc]

Oye oye

Your buttocks are really white

[maiden kiln]

Teri bund me daal dunga batak 😂

[prime zinc]

[maiden kiln]

Zarwari saab

[prime zinc]

Bhaii gaannd bolke word bhi use na kr paye

Woh log

[maiden kiln]

Kya lamba game khel gya jameel

[prime zinc]

Bund bund bol Rahe the

[maiden kiln]

Bund is punjabi for gand

[prime zinc]

Jameel toh OP hai pure movie mein

[prime zinc]

Oh my bad

[maiden kiln]

Isse bhi khatarnak tha ek shabd toh 😂

[prime zinc]

Uzair ko mast fasaya

[maiden kiln]

Jo Atif ahmed bolta h

[prime zinc]

[prime zinc]

Yaad ni

[maiden kiln]

Chu**ad

[prime zinc]

Yeah

Han han

[maiden kiln]

😂

[prime zinc]

Iqbal se baat krte waqt

[maiden kiln]

Janaze pe jaane hi nhi diya

Jaye kya

Dekhiye main baat kya --

Patt se headshot

[maiden kiln]

Aalam ki maut ka dukh h merko sabse jyada

Uske baad wo scenes jab wo afghanistan me apni family ki photo jalata h

Fir india aakr yalina waali family ki

Fir Ghar ke bahar khade hoke bhi andar nhi jaa skta

[prime zinc]

Mreko bhi aaya

Aalam bhai was too kind person

[maiden kiln]

Koi mujhe yaad rakhe ya na rakhe

Bss tu rkhiyo

💔

Dil pe zakham khaate h

[dawn panther]

Spotify>>>

[maiden kiln]

Jaan se guzarte h

[prime zinc]

Ek baatt hai jab Alaam mar jata hai , hamza goes to the tea stall and drinks the salt tea

He never drank

[maiden kiln]

Yep

[prime zinc]

Badhiya pay off tha!

[maiden kiln]

Bro was mentally preparing to go and shoot aalam

Jab wo bahar nikl ke aata h

[prime zinc]

Satinder aur Jasmine ka gaana

[dawn panther]

Jhatu se bot

[prime zinc]

Ufff

[maiden kiln]

Fir uske baad Rizwan ko dekh kr bolta h

Ki jala do inko

[maiden kiln]

Rehman ke maut ke time bajta h

[prime zinc]

Humein nahi dikhaya

[maiden kiln]

Discord toh h hi lund

[prime zinc]

Han

[maiden kiln]

Are

Jab wo bolta nhi

Ki jala do in dono ko

Tab ki baat kr rha

That day hamza and jaskirat ...both lost their friend 💔

[golden agate]

40 min dekh liye mene bhi

[maiden kiln]

@quartz aurora @full gazelle 10 baje tha na?

[golden agate]

Shan was right

Ye Ranveer ki best performance till now hai

[maiden kiln]

Meri phenn kitthe aa tittu

[ocean anchor]

Dhurandar 2 debrief i see

[golden agate]

Wo wali flashback khatm ho gayi

Uzaif ko abhi hamza lalach de raha hai gaddi ke liye

[maiden kiln]

Dekho dekho

[golden agate]

Haan abhi dekhunga baaki thode der me

Bahar aaya hu

[full gazelle]

Han

[maiden kiln]

10 baje ham dekhenge dc pr

Aana ho toh aajana

Starting se dekhenge 2nd part

Saanu sariya we sarr gayi aa Rahwaan we

Kedee paasee jaiye sajanaaa

[maiden kiln]

All the ways are blocked for me....which path I walk now?

[topaz drift]

Ye bc shaam me jo neend aati h , uski mkc

[prime zinc]

Bhai mast hauu ye bhi

[dawn panther]

Kesi si life hai

Paneer wrap 🌯 hi hta diya

[quartz aurora]

Hn

@maiden kiln fuq up kardiya yar mene dosto ke sath ghumne gaya tha bkl ne sare spoilers dediye

[zenith raft]

Hii

[zenith raft]

Enjoy the movie now 😸😸

[quartz aurora]

Ayega aj dekhne

[full gazelle]

Hi

[quartz aurora]

@zenith raft

[quartz aurora]

Ye tere reply ke baad abtk aya kese ni

[full gazelle]

Teri bhen ki shot

[dawn panther]

Urethral meathus

[lusty mantle]

@cinder steppe

Chawal

Bawal

Dhamal

[golden agate]

Nah VLC better

[lusty mantle]

karde unmute chawal

[past garnet]

Yaarr

Aaj Boht thandi badh gayi hai

[golden agate]

Matt karna Dhawal bhai

Let them complete their punishment

[golden agate]

Kambal lala

[past garnet]

Kya horha idhrr

[past garnet]

Le liya hai yaar tere udhr barish Hui?

[golden agate]

Sexchat ho raha idhar

[past garnet]

Idhr Boht barish Hui aaj

Pure din

[golden agate]

[past garnet]

Merko bhi karna hai yar

Pls

[golden agate]

Kal idhar bhi hui thi

[golden agate]

Orrgyy me bihari nahi bula rahe ye log

[past garnet]

🙁

Pls

[golden agate]

Mere hath me nahi ye sab

[past garnet]

Okay yar

[golden agate]

Wo baat alag hai ki kuch aur hai

[past garnet]

Aur bta

Kya kr rha hai

[golden agate]

Bas Dhurandhar 2 dekh raha

Hassi aa rahi hai

[past garnet]

Yaar merko instagram pe apne se bade logo ki

[golden agate]

40 min dekhe abhi

[past garnet]

Hi kyu suggestion aarhi hai

[golden agate]

Haha

[past garnet]

Dekh dekh

[golden agate]

Mere ko bade jhatu suggestions aate hain bhai

[past garnet]

Teri circle hi jhatu hai

[golden agate]

Nope

[dawn panther]

[golden agate]

I don't follow Aditya Dharr and BJP page

[topaz drift]

[past garnet]

Aww

[dawn panther]

Update pfp

Nga

[maiden kiln]

Destiny..you know what I want to ve

[past garnet]

Hi kuki babu

[golden agate]

Haan

[dawn panther]

Hlu

[golden agate]

Kisi Raunak paan masala Wale ka aya tha ek din

Suggestion

[topaz drift]

Nothing good to eat currently

[dawn panther]

Hmm 🤔

[maiden kiln]

Already Main Main badiya waale mil hi gye the terko dc pr hi

[topaz drift]

[maiden kiln]

Your choice

[golden agate]

[dawn panther]

Kkrh

[topaz drift]

Rage bait to badiya laga

Maja aagya uska rota hua chehra dekh ke

[quartz aurora]

Abe yar aur milgye tujhe kitne mile the dekhne se pehle

[dawn panther]

[maiden kiln]

@past garnet dhurandhar dekhli?

[maiden kiln]

Merko bss ye pta chla tha ki movie me Atif ahmed h aur wo scene ki photo jab jaskirat ko van me bitha kr jail le jaare the

[golden agate]

Atik Ahmed ki kahani to sabko pata hai

[wanton hull]

risss risssss

[maiden kiln]

Man atkeya beparwah de naal

[golden agate]

Usne aisa kuch sensation nahi tha wese

[wanton hull]

kya kya bolna hai

[maiden kiln]

Whatever showed was real tho

[golden agate]

So

[maiden kiln]

You can't decline that

[wanton hull]

hellowww

[golden agate]

Aur Jaskeerat ki story mereko pata thi yahi hogi

[maiden kiln]

Ye toh sabko pta tha

[golden agate]

Haan

[maiden kiln]

Ki uski family ke saath kuch hua tha

Tabhi wo gya tha maarne

[golden agate]

Wo bhi exact kya hua tha

Wo bhi mereko idea tha

[maiden kiln]

Isme kya flex krna ki merko pta tha

[golden agate]

Father ka murder and fir R bhi

[dawn panther]

[maiden kiln]

Agar tune spoilers nhi dekhe toh aage dekhiyo

[golden agate]

Bc wahi Article 15 aur Patal Lok me dikha diya the to

Gaand fatt gayi thi ye right wingers ki

[golden agate]

Idm spoilers

[maiden kiln]

Rehnede Ted liberal ke 14

[golden agate]

Left

[maiden kiln]

Wannabe liberal*

I meant

[golden agate]

Nope

[past garnet]

First day first show cuties

[golden agate]

Left

[maiden kiln]

Modi ji ka toh pta hi hoga

[past garnet]

Kuch nahi re

[golden agate]

Haan

[maiden kiln]

Aage toh kaha hi dekhega tu movie fir

[golden agate]

Wahi to bade Saheb hai

[maiden kiln]

Ra ra rasputin

[golden agate]

Wese bhi editing badi gandi hai

Pahle part me bhi thi

[maiden kiln]

I think people doesn't mind bad editing as much as they mind bad story

And again

Most of the people like it

[golden agate]

Haan

[maiden kiln]

You can't cry about it

[golden agate]

Story achhi hai

Dialogue smart hai

[maiden kiln]

There's a reason why it earned around 1300 crore in 1st part only

[golden agate]

Camera bhi stable hai

[maiden kiln]

But I would say

[golden agate]

Aisi hi banayi gayi hai

Ki bachha bhi samjh Jaye

[maiden kiln]

2nd part doesn't has that much of rewatchability like of 1st part

[golden agate]

1st half is good

2nd half slow hai

Pahle movie se gaane isme mid hai

[maiden kiln]

The revenge ka ya fir pehli waali ka?

[golden agate]

This one

Revenge

[maiden kiln]

Isme gaane emotional jyada h

[golden agate]

Achha

[maiden kiln]

I think ye isiliye bhi hua

[golden agate]

Shaan ka review dekha

[maiden kiln]

Kyuki 1st part me saregama tha

[golden agate]

Mast hota hai

[maiden kiln]

Uske baad tseries aaya

[golden agate]

Haan

[maiden kiln]

Yaar I think movie dekhne se pehle kisi ka review nhi dekhna chahiyr

Kyuki fir tum perception already bnakr jaate ho

Movie dekhne

[golden agate]

Me keval hindi movies ka dekhta

Only malayalm movie bina review k dekta

Ya trailer ke

[maiden kiln]

Modi ji , Israel and putin mentioned in 2nd part of dhurandhar

😋

Leftists aur liberal ka meltdown dekhne me maza aarha h 2 din se twitter pr

[golden agate]

Haha

[maiden kiln]

Oh sorry mene liberal likha

I mean wanna be liberals*

[golden agate]

40 min ke ander hi propaganda dikh jata hai

[maiden kiln]

Bolte rho

[golden agate]

Abhi to 3 ghante me aur milega lol

[maiden kiln]

Propaganda h

Ya nhi h

But whatever there is

[golden agate]

Sabko pata hai ye movie kitni biased hai

[maiden kiln]

It's true to the real events

[maiden kiln]

And yet everyone watches it

[golden agate]

Inspired from

[maiden kiln]

Help yourself from that

[golden agate]

Just to counter that

[maiden kiln]

Even dhruv rathee must ve watched it 2 or 3 times before making video 😂

[dawn panther]

Hosakta hai ek baar bhi nhi

[golden agate]

+1

[maiden kiln]

Propaganda bolne waale whi h jo Schindler's list ko dekh ke masterpiece bolte h

[golden agate]

Dhruv ne nahi dekhi hai

Schindler list is based on true events

[maiden kiln]

Toh ye kya h?

[golden agate]

Inspired

[maiden kiln]

This also has real events

[golden agate]

Dono me farq hai

[dawn panther]

[maiden kiln]

Toh Schindler's list bhi inspired hi thi lale

[golden agate]

Nope

Based

[maiden kiln]

Schindler's list ek book ke upr bnayi thi

[golden agate]

Inspired me real name kyu use nhai hai??

[dawn panther]

Mostly achi movie books pe based hai

[maiden kiln]

H toh dhurandhar me real names

[golden agate]

Kaha??

Naam sab idhar udhar kiye hai

[maiden kiln]

Sp aslam

Rehman baloch

Uzair baloch

[dawn panther]

Ratt ke betha hai

[maiden kiln]

Layari gang war

[past garnet]

Kitna chutiya kabhi kabhi lagta hai ye mai

Kya batau

Bina baat ke criticism

[dawn panther]

[golden agate]

Plastic ka lun bola to tha

[maiden kiln]

Darling darling dil kyu todaaaa

Piyo piyoo

Aalam doodh sodaa

[past garnet]

Pilo pilo

[golden agate]

Kyun Article 15 me kyun gaan fatt gayi thi tum logo ki

[past garnet]

Achhi movie toh hai

[dawn panther]

[maiden kiln]

Bhai Ted toh aage ka thoda part dekh ke

[past garnet]

Gan kiski fatti?

[maiden kiln]

Jab modiji ki entry hogi

Tabhi band krdega movie

[past garnet]

Article 15 mast thriller movie hai

Dekh ke maja aaya