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btw congoo unc
Unc?
Kids
I am not an unv

π u mean that slang is sexist towards men?
Are no unc no kids
π
I'd like to use it that way
π
Ig
No

@proud bear
π they creating stereotypes in the name of vanishing patriarchy
And ps orange lays kisko psnd hoti hai yar
hadd hai
kisiko mlue.. kisiko oramge
26?
Vanish toh bss hairline ho rhi
Orange lays nhi pasand crazyyy

Yeah coming out of your pfp that football field π
@rapid field
orange / blue lays ? Choose one ?
π rn 24 ?
lol
lol
π married but not unc
Mera msg nhi dikhta tuhje ?
lol
Yawr. Orry tk ne hair transplant kara liya. When am I doing it ? 
konsi msg warlock..
I thought these ppl are not marrying before 30 ...not following the trend
Bro code violated
no he should be of my age.
Right age for shadi is 26
Im marrying at 31.
due to degree issues.
(23btw)
18 BTW
π wdym he should be ....is he not
Lmao

Jaake dekh mentions mai
Global warming not gonna godown unc ...don't hope for lower degrees

bhai 1 week pehle ke mentions nahi dikhte. Ruko sorry. Hi kaise ho?
Paani tera bf banna ?
Warlock main ignore nahi karunga bhai
π tf I just asked
Stop calling me unc
lonely penguin.
yeah in my dreams as I said.

Nhi
sadly. Tera ?
trump should know
Thanks βΊοΈ
People still not aware of Epstein files. Damn
π i love poking 25+ ppl ...they are just doing anything to be relevant and feel young and ppl like us creating new slangs daily to make them feel old
Ab samjha kyo ignore kiya
I'm not doing anything to be relevant.
whotf
no. Are you drunk
Paani secretly loves me

trump don't mind
Crazy

can we honestly e date? youβre so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that iβll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I donβt think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isnβt as fun when youβre not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please iβm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
Lmao
Gpt 
pyar m secrets ?
neva
Sureπ didn't mean in wrong way
No offense
Just a joke
Simps all over π₯
π such kidney touching words. I appreciate your efforts. Yet my answer remains same.
πππ
I know
πππ
Nah bro...she is 24 too old for simping
Ye kaha se cp liya ? 

Kahi toh save karke rakha ths
Bol toh aise raha hai
Tha
Age is just a number dawg
khud padha ?
π paani is really getting triggered by the age thing
Haan
@outer gale
kire
No I'm not
you dont know my age
Damn. Patience
@thorny crane bhai akela kya kar raha hai tabse
@wraith hound kya dekh reh ho? 
yea sure...diddy party when?π’
Im all good.. thenks
wby?
kuch bi nai
Diddy soap
ππ
So what is it
Kaha se ho bhai
Justin Bieber with Diddy.. my innocence got ruined

punjab
The way back
just 26
Bet?
Oki
18 since 8 years
Lolol
18 yr old m koi maza nahi hai. 25 k bad sab achha lagne lagta hai
Yrr mere lips dark ho rahe ciggs k vahjse so ab vapas pink kaise karu ?
Hiiii guyzzz
maney. hit me up on insta
Lmao
bhi 1. Ciggs kyu pee reh ho?
2. Cigg peena chod do..
3. Lip oil and Vaseline lip therapy, or agr usse kaam na bane toh melalumin lip balm.
25 ke baad ke discussions kaise hote??? Tab bhi log feminism or green flag red flag karte yaa fir arrange marriage zinda baad

?
Idhar id likh nai paa raha main
date krte rho.. lekin side hustle mein shadi k liye banda bhi toh dhundni hai


Hey bro , how many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Kya id
Insta be
π date kisko kar rhe fir

π£οΈ
Insta p hu hi nahi
Us
Oh that old or what
nice
Oh acha
Im fine
What exam tho
I think you're the one getting triggered by the age thing

What's your age ?
And who cares ?
Prolly upsc .... not jeeneet that's sure
Whoβre you asking
Cigg bandh kardi aajse
And if you donβt care why are you asking
Yo
Paani
Insta dona tumhara
What's up?
are nahi hu insta p
Wao
achi baat hai.
Warlock ko kisi ki id dedo usko message karta rahega subah tak
I mean some ppl do...ofc not u
Hi bhai ek question ka answer do
bc yaha toh itni garmi
How many babies does it take to paint a wall
Mar jaunga june aane tak
Googles.. 3 bje so ke 5 bje kaise uthu

Call karunga toh chilayegi
Bhai pls
DC is not a place for sex
Tf

Thereβs no way in this world
Kya karu
Bro kasam se meri ek nhi 2 hai
Ye kya hora
Kyu temp.kya hai? June m mat maro yar. Kam se kam dec m maro.
Theek hai bhai
π 35 during daytime
Depends on how hard you throw them
Warlock 2 gf ?
right and left hand ?
Meko kabse bolna hai

Same
just aaj nahi
π i thought millenials did that on fb


June me 48-50 jayega ....I am ded by then

For sure
Iβm sure uski gf hai yahi message likhkar pataya hai
You from?
π
UP
U also from north right
no
Chennai
West bengal 
Damnn
Har chiz galt guess
Oops.. 
Bhai why do all Bengali ppl looks kinda same ( π such a racist statment tho)
π₯
I used to say her tumake khub bhalo lag chen

Yaa abhi sb same lagne laga jb tk nahi pata tha tb nhi laga 
Sorry my bad sir! 
Panga mat le bhai bengal se hai

Ami Je Tomar ho jayega
Paani meri bestie hai
you'll say such things. To chor ke hee jayegi na
Nahi nahi meri ek frnd bhi thi bengali she looked like u ...not exactly but alot
Vo kuch naa kare muhje

Bruh
Donβt say sorry cutie π
No no actually I left her
She was from Kolkata
Bhai bkl nhi bol skti 
ππππππ
and why tho
Woo doo doll shi prolly
Chup
π
Respect se baat kar raha hu aap bhi karo yrrr
Toxic mat banno itne bade hoke
mazak kar rhi hu.

Mai bhi

ππ
Na jan na pehchan woo doo kaise bana du? Mujhpe hi ulta Kala jadoo ho jyga

So uk how to make it???π’

Casual hii chal raha π₯²
But kal ek date par gaya

Jo kaafi achi thi
no. Yt se seekh lungi.
Aur vo ladki meri school ki nikali
Also astrotalk pe 1st chat. Free hai 
Sun sun k thak gyi
faaahh

trust the process
What if the process doesn't we are trusting it?

Ab casual kar di bandi ne to ab dard ho rha
Aree haan haan insaan ko hii dekh raha
But uska glow up mast hua hai
Aisa bas bata raha
Kya?
wdym
Body shame nhi kar raha
Aapko kaisa ladka chahiye
Shadi ke liye
Dating life
Theeke fir
good kid
who says ?
Damnn flirting on dc is crazyπ
Flirt nhi kar raha bhai
how would I know .. product review thodi hai
But sach hai
I mean kuch preference toh hote hi hai logon ke
Tall chahiye+ feminist hona hi chahiye+ jobless etc

π«£π«£
Blush karva rahi paani muhje
the amount of nonsense bois I've seen in my life. I'd prefer one healthy , emotionally intelligent man. 
π what if he is not healthy but emotionally intelligent
Yes yes
Paani suno na
Bitches after done w streets
Bolo naaa
Nonsense boisπ

Healthy mtlb.. health good. Good health *

Kisi ek ko pick karna hii padega
none
Just turned 18 baddie starter pack hota vo
None nhi
Uske saare health related report check krlo
Kar liya
he good
abe nhi kr skti. M sirf apne bande ko pick krungi
Aise bolde yrrr
Konsa sach hone wala hai
π©·βπ»
Jobless? Toh ghar kaise chalayenge? 
I mean what if he is sick basically not so health conscious and gets sick easily
Tu doc kyu banni hai fir ?
I mean sai ko hi
Ouch
Ab Spotify par break up songs sununga
ππ
π pyaar andha hota hai sab chal jayega π’2 roti khaayenge saath me jiyenge
Jo zamana ane wala hai.. 1 person earning se ghar nahi chal skta.
Bachho ko admission fee nhi de payenge bhai
lol. Hawabazi mein pyar hota hai .. ghar nahi bana skte.
Ek hiii dost thi usne bhi sai ko chuna
sad but wo mere har bura waqt m khada rha
Toh sai hi hai
Ye maturity 25 ke baad hi aatiπ£οΈ well said btw
Ok yrrr

Thanks for understanding
I appreciate
dushtu kokil
ghum ashe na
Ami bhalo

Dustu na
Ami kalo

Keno re 
wrong answer only khelbi?
Paani


Jar tar loge dating maare amay Cheney na

Tui ..jiges kor
Koi aalio go koi aailoo maai
Koi aalio tor chotoo jamai 
@vast magnet do live in Chattisgarh?
Umm ami ? Dara



Tui thakis kothai
π

Badam
Ye kya code language me baat kar rhe dono
Nhi almond

Peanut 
Shhh



fridge e pore ache khai na .
Amakhe too kinte hoi 
should sleep.. 
Ghum asche ?
2 ghante mein 8 granted ki neend kaise puri karu
Ebar tor didi ke bacchar sathe masi ko ghum parate hobek 
Jas na
Ek din ghore thak
True

I mean maa k bolechi morning walk e jabo. 6 tay ghenghen krne
Korbe*
Emon keno bhalchis 
4x kardo speed...mai 8 ghnte ka lec aisa hi dkehta
Yar 3 x pe paise mangte hai
Hellowi
Ami just Mussoorie thike aali

Damn. Send pix
Kaun hai ye log
Ew
Helo
Hi
who knows
Iss server ke bade hai inki respect karo ...π₯Ί
What
I know..chotobelay gechilm
π’aur kya unke bache hai tumhari Umar ke
ππ
π acha sry
@outer gale goodnight re. Bye take care

Sorry didi

π

Jachis 
Yes


πΌπΌ
Thik aache kal ke kotha bolbo 
Gunnie
Ogay
Byee tc you too 
ππ
Bodo hoye niyo ja
Bodo te dhuk besi

@proven cave dekho ye kya bolra hai
π
Block kar do
Aree
Jabow.. kodin pore
ππ»ππ»
sowwyyy bol ke bakwas mat bolo fir
what
how'd you know that so soon

ouu yes with someone 
Morning star are you a feminist
Someone 

Ami asbo dekha korte
π i mean I can enjoy till then pulling legs
Couple ke dekhte 
pull her hairs.. not legs..
okiiee
sure
Yess 6'4 btw ... feminist literature are the only books after ncert which makes sense to me
Do you believe in supporting women
Wow
Bruhh
Hmmmmmm

Yesss absolutely life support jackets, lab readings any support
1 kambal I said


Apko mere dp me ek photo dikhra hoga ππ»ππ»
Thoda support hojata to
1 pillow
Hmmm

ππ
Hmmm
π these people man
no motion sickness
βΊοΈβΊοΈβΊοΈ
What's that QR about
How can you blame women
Btw
It's the patriarchy
Don't blame me

Amakhe too hoi na kono din
Bhai billi go to sleep
π ofc not ....
π€π€

Damn lucky


Strong core 

It's a disorder

Ami too photos dekhchi amar 
Yes going
Ektao bhalo tule na 
Show

Light onli
Oh tui bari ashish ni?

Haan dekha
oitai toh sundr
Ami asche gelchi
π
Flexing their bengali skills in gc crazy

π

oh billo ranii
I mean aise karo na baki bhi padh sake π yaa fir dm me karlo ye kya ab koi french aake bolne lage
Next trip plan korchi 
Bol bol jol rani 
Yup
ewww


Ebar rishikesh ghure asi 
Yw kya hai.. I thought it's burbon*
Ok then good night uncs keep talking
Lemme flex mine also "humba humba rumba rumba khamba khamba"
π₯²
Lol
Burnol janis na
Somebody throw that woman in outer space. There should be no return policy 

Jani..
I'm hungry rn
π 
Ki khabi
corn cheese sandwich?

Sandwich

Dm dekh 
@proven cave

Hello
Yo
@old jay kahan miss
Morning
Good maawwrningg pupilsss

Kaiseeee hoo sabsss logsssss

Mera pet dard hora yawwrrrr

Vada pav ,momo aur cold coffee khaya

Chicken biryani banaya tha bhai khaya maine nai khaya

Pata nai khane k Mann nai hora yawwrrr

Mujhe toh laash khani hai ladko ki maneater hu mai
Not all men but men


Vaise aj kal mai yap nai krti hu kabhi kabhi chal jata apne notice kia hoga aaj kal kam bdh gaya hai
Maa papa bahar gaye hai toh ghr k kaam smhalti 
Responsible beti hu yawwrrrr mai
Aaaaaaaa
Pet dard hora 

mummy se pucha nai maid aunty kab aati h ghr m
apne ghr k kuch pata nai hai mujhe kaisi si hu

Hi

Accurate
Tu subha su ha uth gyi
Blabli
Itta sara khana khaya hai to esa hi hoga naw. Ek kaam karo hajmola khalo
Kaunsa ?

Aall the best
All the best
Kaam tha na bhai k liye lunch banana tha aur maid aunty bhi subah aati na 
yaya

Bhai maid aunty chattisgarhi m bolti smjh nai aata

Yaha ki local language seekhna pdega rawe m bhi kaam ayega
Interaction tabhi ho payega gao walo se

Mreko nhi aati
But mummy ko aati thi
Proper
Bwahahahaya
Whateverrrrr ache se chattisgarhi language seekhungi

But aage chal kr shadi toh mujhe madhyapradesh m hi Krna hai

Papa k proper ghr waha hai

Konsi local language seekhu

Ye shashi tharoor bahut hawwttt hai yawwrr
But abhi mera pet dard thik hai

Constitution k 5 books rakhe hai abhi aur oswal ka ncert of all wale 4 books mangwaungi

BhenchooO khareed sb rhi hu pdh nai rhi pdhna shuru Krna hai

Periods ki maakichewwtt
Ek toh periods k 1st day excercise krlia pair dard horaha
Maid aunty k liye chai banari 
Kyu banana hai chai bhai

Mummy call lga kr boli ki chai bana dena

Adrak mila nai toh sirf elaichi daaldi
1 chammach shakkar daali hu bccc
Bhai sb bana leti biryani samosa pizza cake vgerah sb bs roti gol aur chai dhang se nai ban paati

Ladke Wale dekhne ayenge toh unko biryani bana kr khilaungi

Chai kon banata biryani aur beer pilaungi

Aaaaaaaaa

Pet dard phir shuru hogayaaaa
No diff
Dono ek hi toh hai
πhell nawwh
Abey Sachi mein
@golden agate kis desh ja president bna hai

Adidas is the new Louis Vuitton
huh nhi tho
What do u know about fashion mr Dhawal

@aloofologist
The United States of America
Aisa
haan

Yo
Yeh muneshwar bda lodu hain
Mereko toh aj kal khana khane ka Mann nai korraaa

Pata nai kya haal hai
Ek toh ye periodsss ki mkccccc
Are you autistic
Yeahh
She is autistic

Iss baar se pdhna start Krna pdega

Aur constitution bhi pdhna hai
5 ki 5 book bchi hai

Bolti rehti hu krti nai hu
π

Mera pet dard korraaa

Mai meetha aur bahar k junk kha leti mera pet dard hojata

Mereko karela ki sabji aur chawal khane k Mann korraaaa

Lauki bhi psnd aata mujhe


hmmm
the OG nainaa
Hi
potty nhi hori hai phir toh woh karo
hii
yeh subah subah kya padh liya
acha hai din pura potty potty hoga
Ye Sab kyu karte ho, maa baap ne kuch sikhaya nhi
Hi
Hi

War rukwa do imam mahdi
Highlight your text.
jb jarurat hogi tb aaunga
abhi khamenei saab ko rukwane do
Woh toh gaya
unke suputra
Usko bhi le jayege
fir aayega imam mahdi
Asli dhurandhar nikle tum toh
kya kru yaar 
bs hazrat isa ale salam ki need h
saath me milke netenyahu ko hrayenge
Ek insaan ko harane k liye pure desh ki vaat laga di
vo insaan h mistake ho jayegi
m aaaunga fir dikkat nhi
Same. Sky bhi dull hai

baarish
Tch tch

Ab nahana padega

Yaha ligh bhi ni aati 
Running away from one problem to another
Pata ni subh subh niaati
Rajasthan


Bill bharna hota hai
subah to prime heat lagti hai. 5 bje 7 bje
Puri building ka bhrta hu
wau meet a fren from Rajasthan @rapid field


Nitro Lele phir maanngta kyu hai
Han toh bolde
Paise hoke bhi gareeb hu
@rapid field Hloo

Being rich is a mental state

Hi
Light aagyi

Ab movie teem
Pak airstrikes afghanistan


