general-chat

[maiden kiln]

That's hollywood

[valid grove]

Anil Kapoor 🥰🥰

[dusty marlin]

💯

[golden agate]

Let's see

[maiden kiln]

We talking about bollywood

[dusty marlin]

Animal 😋

[ivory pilot]

wahi aur mein gender quality par bahot believe karta hu hainaaa @golden ermine chutttt

[valid grove]

🥰🥰🥰

[modest fulcrum]

ibne batuta

Teri gaand me juta

[ivory pilot]

[valid grove]

Bhai 365 days dekho 👌🏻🥰

[maiden kiln]

Lode kaha tha itne mahino se

[ivory pilot]

maaregi mujhe

[maiden kiln]

[golden agate]

I don't think ki jese cult status gangs of Wasseypur ka hai modern hindi cinema me wesa dhurandhar ka ho payega

[ivory pilot]

@golden ermine sorri

[dusty marlin]

Koi nhi

[modest fulcrum]

got life to destroy bro

[valid grove]

Bhai Tera relationship kaisa chl rha hai ??

[dusty marlin]

Japanese director dekhi hai kisi ne?

Show h*

[maiden kiln]

Wo toh discord pr daily aakr bhi hojati h

[ivory pilot]

bhai koi spotify par punk weight suno

[maiden kiln]

Jee kesa gya?

[ivory pilot]

kiske saat?

[modest fulcrum]

mera lund aaye is jhaatu app pe

Daily*

[valid grove]

Japanese po*n dekhi hai

[ivory pilot]

hulara mein kya mast vibe hai still

[golden agate]

The Naked Director dekho

[maiden kiln]

Real life dost bnane waale lof

[valid grove]

Suckmydukh

[maiden kiln]

Jee kesa gya?

[modest fulcrum]

got many

[dusty marlin]

Hann yahi yahi iski baat krra tha

[ivory pilot]

@golden ermine jaan hai meri

[golden agate]

Dekha hai, mast show hai

[ivory pilot]

[maiden kiln]

Apne toh jo h wo bhi chutiye h

[valid grove]

Yess wohi pooch rha hoon

[modest fulcrum]

dhadke mora jiya
Bhdwa mora jee aa

[dusty marlin]

Sir javguru per result aagya hai dekho

[golden agate]

Akela ki bum me kela

[ivory pilot]

kaafi acha chal raha hai mast sux sux

[maiden kiln]

April attempt ki tyari chl ri?

[dusty marlin]

Uss bhai sahi show hai kaafi

[modest fulcrum]

jaise ko taisa hi milta hai
Mere vaale inteligent hai

[valid grove]

Bhot tagdi ladki hai 🥰🥰🥰👌🏻👌🏻

[dusty marlin]

😂

[valid grove]

Oh yeahhh

[ivory pilot]

tu kaise janta hai? usse

[modest fulcrum]

lun te vaje attempt

[maiden kiln]

Mere waale intelligent toh nhi h..bss padhne me acche h

[golden agate]

Yepp, bahut achhe se dikhati hai the growth of japanese porn industry

[valid grove]

Bhai mujhe bhool gye 😢

[maiden kiln]

Akela toh ameer nikla ..bits Pilani?

[golden agate]

Aisa ek show chahiye about mallu porn industry

[modest fulcrum]

Nazre??

[ivory pilot]

lode uid change kar diya toh kaise pata karu?

[golden agate]

Kaafi dark ye bhi jayega

[maiden kiln]

Mtlb?

[modest fulcrum]

Abey dalle adhed umar ka employed aadmi hu mai
Kyu dunga jee

[dusty marlin]

Reel mein dekha tha maine yeh show fir show kuch dekhne ke liye abhi toh nahi...try krte hai then dekha fir psnd bhi aagya

[valid grove]

😭 pehele Neo tha

[ivory pilot]

sorri nhi pechana

[maiden kiln]

Tu 12th me nhi tha kya

[modest fulcrum]

[golden agate]

Achha show hai, achhe biography hai

[ivory pilot]

bade dino baad aaya tu

[dusty marlin]

Frr

[modest fulcrum]

tha par yeh baat Covid sebhi bohot pehle ki hai

[valid grove]

Aree yrr mein wahi banda hoon jisne ek baar ek ladke ko uske job se niklwa diya tha 🥰

[golden agate]

The only japanese show I have watched

[maiden kiln]

Bc...tu toh Surya bhi bada nikla

[dusty marlin]

Same

[ivory pilot]

sorrii yrr

[modest fulcrum]

haan mai budget hu aise hi aata hu mahino baad

[ivory pilot]

nhi samjha

[modest fulcrum]

[ivory pilot]

true true

mai bhi

[maiden kiln]

Pr budget toh 1 saal baad aata h

[valid grove]

May be suckmydukh jaanti ho mujhe

[golden agate]

aur fir aisa kuch mature show kabhi bana nahi around erotica genre

[modest fulcrum]

sorry jldi aane ke liye

[ivory pilot]

puch kar bataunga naam bta

[modest fulcrum]

[maiden kiln]

Aur suna...kya job krta h tu?

Ya fir biness

[valid grove]

Neoooo

[golden ermine]

hlo

[valid grove]

Yoooo

[maiden kiln]

Keanu reeves

[ivory pilot]

aa gyi @golden ermine

[dusty marlin]

Haan ig yahi show tha jisne proper dikhaya yeh sb about whole Japanese industry...aur bhi show aane chaiye aise

[golden ermine]

@valid grove behn hu m bsrike
aur tu kon

[ivory pilot]

yes baby come on sex karo

[valid grove]

The chosen one yk

[golden agate]

Yess underworld touch was crazy

[dusty marlin]

From dekha ?

[golden agate]

Yes

[golden ermine]

soja lunke

[maiden kiln]

Sab apne aap ko main character hi samajhte h

[golden ermine]

mood khrab h

tbhi dc p hu dimag mt kha

[ivory pilot]

sula de bhai mujhe

[golden agate]

season 3 me story thodi weak kar di unhone

[dusty marlin]

Twd?

[ivory pilot]

vc aa

[valid grove]

I'm Aizen bro

[golden ermine]

koi b mujse bat ni krra yar kya karu

[golden agate]

??

[golden ermine]

hn

[dusty marlin]

Haan wohi hook nhi milra tha

[dusty marlin]

The walking dead

[valid grove]

😢

[golden agate]

Haan i hope season 4 achhi ho

[golden agate]

Not yet

Abhi ek hi koi lamba show dekha hai wo hai Dexter

[dusty marlin]

Last mein woh mara jata hai

[maiden kiln]

Smjha nhi reference

[dusty marlin]

Uske baad dekhte h kya hota h

[golden agate]

Bc pura 11 season dekh dala

[valid grove]

Smjha bro

[golden agate]

Let's see

[dusty marlin]

Meri mummy was watching this show

[dusty marlin]

Yesir

[paper gulch]

season 2 of bad bullet i guess it's out

[golden agate]

Ohh sahi hai, 4 season to pure peak Cinema hai aur fir naya wala to crazy hai

[paper gulch]

do anyon watched it

[golden agate]

The lead actor is in Lost too

Uski story bhi same hai

[dusty marlin]

Naya wala toh nhi dikhaya bs dexter he dekha h unhone aur walking dead ke 11 season dekhliye poore...bolri ki vapis re watch krna hai😭

[valid grove]

Bhai tum log great grand mastii dekho peaakk cinema 🥰🥰

[dusty marlin]

The wire aur lost wagera bhi dekhna hai

[golden agate]

Arre waah noice noice

[golden agate]

Me prison break start karunga

[dusty marlin]

GOT dikhaya tha gaali kha gya tha☹️

[dusty marlin]

Yeh bhi dekhna hai bohot kuch h bc

Kya kya dekh le

[golden agate]

Hahaha mene nhi Deka ab tak koi plan bhi nhi hai

[valid grove]

Bhai tum log anime nhi dekhte ??

[dusty marlin]

Noo bhai

[golden agate]

Haha, me to jo mainstream nahi hai wo bhi dekh leta hu

[valid grove]

Dekho bhai woh bhi achhe hote hai

[golden agate]

Usme bhi achhe show hai

[dusty marlin]

Berserk dekhna kya try kiya tha....5th ya 4th ep per se chhod diya

[dusty marlin]

Uss

[dusty marlin]

Try kiya tha

[valid grove]

Abe chutiyeeeee Berserk dekhta hai tuuu ...... Berserk padne ki chizz hai

[golden agate]

Specially comedy me mast show hai udhar bhi

[valid grove]

Mein sab dekhta hoon bhai 🥰

[dusty marlin]

Mujhe pta nahi he nhi anime ke baare mein...sab dekhre the reel mein bhi berserk berserk hora toh netflix per show tha dekh liya

[valid grove]

😢😢😢😢😢

[dusty marlin]

Konse shows?

[golden agate]

Achha anime dekhna hai to Monster dekho

[valid grove]

Guys try Bengali moviess ✅

[golden agate]

Platonic hai apple tv pe fir Resident Alien hai peacock pe jiohotstar pe mil jayegi

[dusty marlin]

Like?

[valid grove]

Dracula sir

[dusty marlin]

Ohh i see dekhunga dekhunga

[valid grove]

The royal bengal tiger

[dusty marlin]

Jii sir

[dusty marlin]

Dekhte h sirji

[valid grove]

Shotii bole shotii kichu nei

[golden agate]

Aur fir crazy dark comedy dekhna hai to Barry is a must watch idk why uski itni baat kyun nhi hoti

[dusty marlin]

Aayein?

[valid grove]

Bengali mein likha hai

[dusty marlin]

Barry notes mein note kr leta hu

[dusty marlin]

Ohh sorry

[valid grove]

Mein bangali hoon 🥰

[dusty marlin]

Aree wah

Sahi h

[golden agate]

Yes, Ek hitman ki kahani hai Actor banne ki

Breaking Bad ki vibe aayegi isme

[dusty marlin]

Ohh bc

[valid grove]

Tuxedo dekho ✅

[dusty marlin]

Dekhna pdega isko

[golden agate]

[dusty marlin]

Jackie chan wali?

[valid grove]

Yess

[dusty marlin]

Socha tha dekhunga fir kuch aur dekhne lage bhool he gya ekdum iske baare mein

[golden agate]

Drunken Master dekh lo usse achha

[dusty marlin]

Peakkkkk

[valid grove]

The green hornet dekho

[golden agate]

Movie or show??

[valid grove]

Movie

[golden agate]

Ohh yes

Worse take

Show is better

[dusty marlin]

Mere bade bhai ne dikhaya tha bc bohot psnd aayi thi bachpan mein

[valid grove]

Bhai tum logo ki fav movie kya hai ???🎥

[golden ermine]

0 civic sense

[golden agate]

Wo log khud regret karte hai

[golden ermine]

kon tha bsrika

[dusty marlin]

Shaolin soccer dekhi h ?

[golden agate]

Green hornet bana ke

[golden agate]

Peak Cinema

[dusty marlin]

Frr yr

[golden agate]

The Lego Batman

[valid grove]

Best movie broo 😂

[ivory pilot]

@quartz aurora 0 civic sense

[golden agate]

Stephen Chow the legend

[dusty marlin]

Psnd aayi na

[golden agate]

Kung Fu Hustle

[valid grove]

Bhot sexy movie hai bhai 😂😂

[golden agate]

🛐

[dusty marlin]

One of the best Japanese movie mein se ek h

[valid grove]

😂😂😂

[dusty marlin]

Wohii bhai😂

[golden agate]

Hongkong hai

[dusty marlin]

Goat sahab ji

[dusty marlin]

Hong kong h ?

[golden agate]

Fr

[dusty marlin]

Bc

[quartz aurora]

hogya yar bhensod ab chodo

[golden agate]

Chinese

[valid grove]

Bhai ek ball ke hit se nanga ho jaata hai banda 😂😂

[quartz aurora]

me to dekhne aya tha kya baksodi chl rhi

[dusty marlin]

Usmein one of the best movie mein se ek hogi

[golden agate]

Shaolin Soccer ki sucess k baad kung-fu hustle banayi Stephen Chow ne for international audience

[dusty marlin]

Haan yr bohot he sahi movie hai shaolin soccer

[valid grove]

Lol

[dusty marlin]

Dono he gaand faad bna di

[valid grove]

Nostalgia bhaii 🥰🥰🥰

[golden agate]

Shaolin Soccer is actually tribute to all the mythical films of Chinese cinema

[golden agate]

Yes uski aur movies bhi dekho

[dusty marlin]

Ohh yeh fact nhi pta tha

[golden agate]

My fav Filmmaker hai wo 🥰🥰

[valid grove]

Fact

[dusty marlin]

Dekhte h

[golden agate]

Dekho dekho

[dusty marlin]

Bilkul bhai

Chlo bhai off jaara aap dono se baat krke accha lga bhaiyo ❤️

[golden agate]

Bye bye

[topaz drift]

ro-ro ke arza guzaarada hai dil

[vestal dome]

Nm wby?

Na kare janab

[quick kettle]

What?

[topaz drift]

Haaye mera dill, haaye mera dil

[topaz drift]

[quick kettle]

@vestal dome ye kya likha hai

[quick kettle]

@golden agate help kar samajhne me

[topaz drift]

[quick kettle]

cringe

[topaz drift]

Thank you

[dawn panther]

Genshin impact
Fortnite
Minecraft
Are top 3 nsfw searches
Ye minecraft me saale kya dekh re hai

[dawn panther]

tik ee

[quick kettle]

Yea true that

[dawn panther]

Aur character me 1 pe wo white colour ke kpde walli ldki sbne dekhi hoggi
Fir my little ponny

[quick kettle]

Hona to nhi chahiye esa

[dawn panther]

Khtm hai sab

[quick kettle]

Han yar

[dawn panther]

Even pikachu ka bhi nsfw top search hai

[quick kettle]

Kya baat krra hai Pikachu bhi?

[dawn panther]

[quick kettle]

Dekhu kya jake?

[dawn panther]

Dekho

Mai bhi aaya

[quick kettle]

Kaha milega?

[dawn panther]

Khud pta kro ye

[quick kettle]

You wont believe what just happened today

@dawn panther

[dawn panther]

Wot

[quick kettle]

I went to bed @ 11 pm yesterday and woke up at 12:1 pm

Crazy

[dawn panther]

Itta kon sotta hai

[quick kettle]

Ik thats crazy, byt yk sleep gap ban gya tha

[dawn panther]

Pdh leta hu ni. Ghar walle kaam lga denge

[quick kettle]

Bro padhai kon krta hai

[dawn panther]

Me

[full gazelle]

Biwi bcche*

[dawn panther]

Whi

[quick kettle]

Jyoti tum bolna kya chahrhi ho?

[full gazelle]

Ki ye rajasthani h

[quick kettle]

Bro boring hai padhai

[dawn panther]

No no it is fun

Productive padho maan se pdho

[quick kettle]

Arre ye to interesting joke lgrha hai, samjhao mujhe

[full gazelle]

Ask @dawn panther

[dawn panther]

Kaam krne de

[quick kettle]

Mujhe to kabhi nhi lgi, tujhe kaise fun lgti hai

[dawn panther]

[pale trellis]

Morning

[quick kettle]

Tum jada acche se bataogi

[pale trellis]

[dawn panther]

Nerdy admi hu 🤓☝️

[full gazelle]

5wa kid on the way

[quick kettle]

Afternoon mate

[pale trellis]

[quick kettle]

Geek hai tu

[dawn panther]

Nhi nhi ab no more unprotected coitus

Chi kya gndi bate kra hu

[full gazelle]

Rajasthani h ab isse jyda ache se kese smjhau

[dawn panther]

Tu odisa se hai na

[full gazelle]

Odisha hota

[quick kettle]

Biwi bacche ka kya connection hai

[full gazelle]

Baal vyah

[dawn panther]

Adhi bangalan hai

[full gazelle]

Nhi

[quick kettle]

Iski shadi ho hyi hai?

[full gazelle]

Kbka

[quick kettle]

Kisse hui shadi? Hame to nhi bolaya shhadi me

[dawn panther]

Haan tumhare waha hi ye adiwasi type shii krta hai

[full gazelle]

Same yarr

Kuki not gud

@dawn panther

[quick kettle]

Kutta

Kutrya sala

[dawn panther]

[full gazelle]

Firse illogical

[quick kettle]

I am so hurt now

[dawn panther]

Fact hai odisha me bacho ki illnesses cure krne hot iron lga te the

[full gazelle]

@dawn panther chii ese bromance hoga? Bichare ko hurt krdiya

[full gazelle]

Mene to pehli bar suna

[dawn panther]

Mene dekha hai ek baar puri aaya tha

[full gazelle]

Puri m ye sb to nii hota

[quick kettle]

Jyotii tum kitni acchi ho

[full gazelle]

Agr south m bolte to man bhi leti

[dawn panther]

Waha toh isse jyada chutyap hai +1

[full gazelle]

Hainaa

[dawn panther]

Ni ni

[dawn panther]

@zenith raft dekhle

[full gazelle]

Isko kick krow yarrr

[dawn panther]

Genral hai

[quick kettle]

You understand things, ye sabhi logo ho nhi ata hai

[quick kettle]

Bhai ye kon hai kisko tag kiya?
Badmas dikhra hai

[dawn panther]

@full gazelle btao

[full gazelle]

Acha 🥰🥰

[dawn panther]

[shrewd spade]

Yaha castism chalta hai kya?

[dawn panther]

@zenith raft dekhle

[full gazelle]

Kuki ka woo

[dawn panther]

Genral chat

[full gazelle]

Kuki ka woo

[shrewd spade]

Oh

[full gazelle]

Fir to bhot ghisna pdega

Air 1 k liye

[full gazelle]

[dawn panther]

Teri kya hai fir

Otp

[quick kettle]

Tumhe pahali war dekha hai yaha pe
kaha rahti ho tum

[full gazelle]

Same pinch

[full gazelle]

M to ghar pe hi

[dawn panther]

[full gazelle]

Padhle kuki

[quick kettle]

@quaint shuttle I am breaking up with you

[full gazelle]

[dawn panther]

Apna dekh chori

[full gazelle]

Mera to compartment ane wala...

[dawn panther]

Deserving 👌

Acha hua

Aafat hati

[quartz aurora]

Bkl padh lo din bhar chat me rehte ho kbhi vc pe

[full gazelle]

Arey nhi jyda hojyega

[quartz aurora]

[full gazelle]

Same pinch firse

[dawn panther]

Suar aaya ek

Chat me

Tanmay namak

[full gazelle]

To tu kyu aya h

[quick kettle]

Ohh kisme?

[full gazelle]

I agree

[quartz aurora]

Tbse to ek betha he chat me kuki naam ka

[full gazelle]

Sbme yrr almost

[quartz aurora]

Padhke aya hun frog wala chapter

[dawn panther]

😡 Bolke 💢 toh 😡 dekh 😡 💢

[quartz aurora]

[full gazelle]

Scammerr

[quick kettle]

Haha sahi baat

[full gazelle]

Aur kbhi

[dawn panther]

Ankho me lund pele ho kya aap chat puri toh padho

[quartz aurora]

Mene thodi mana kiya he tujhe padhne ko

[quartz aurora]

Nhi yar lun wun nhi pelta ankhon me

[dawn panther]

Mohh me?

[full gazelle]

Pdhayi vgera mt kr rajasthan chla ja kuki k pas crazy life h uski

[quartz aurora]

Yes tere

[dawn panther]

Mera?

Eww

Chi

Ye gay shi merko mat le

[quartz aurora]

Tere muh me mera

[dawn panther]

Pagal

[quick kettle]

Lala padhai to maine bhi bohot ki hai but kabhi ese yaha pe aake kogo ko nhi bataya

[quartz aurora]

Topper logon ka bhi shi he na padhke pass hojate

[dawn panther]

Yhi line me corona me senior ko bolta tha ek din pitgya fir

[quartz aurora]

[full gazelle]

Thenks yawr topper boldiya

[quartz aurora]

Ab bhi bol le pitjayega firse

[dawn panther]

Ab cool bnega

Bngya

Chutiya

Hat

Ye 11vi walle

[quartz aurora]

Bolne se to me bhi banjau

[dawn panther]

Sallo dudh pike sojaya kro time se

[quartz aurora]

Badhiya he bhai 🫡 me to bata deta hun Mera achivement he ye

[dawn panther]

Fir cool bnega

Bngya

[full gazelle]

Jb koi comeback na aye 11vi walo ko blame krlo crazy

[dawn panther]

Are ni ni terko ni tu toh wo hai

Wo kya bolte hai

[quartz aurora]

Ye upr wala batein bhot chodta he 👆

[full gazelle]

Topper

[dawn panther]

Me tanmay naam ke bache bhi chod ta hu chude ga

[quartz aurora]

@worn oasis

[dawn panther]

gendu

[quartz aurora]

Mera naam to tanmaya he bhai dekh le apna kya bol rha tujhe

[full gazelle]

Odia m ek phool ka naam h thenks buddy

[dawn panther]

Whi

[full gazelle]

Thenks firse

[dawn panther]

Sungh lena poetic ki trf se

[full gazelle]

[dawn panther]

[quartz aurora]

Ye dm me mujhe likhi he poetic ke naam se mujhe chidaya mt krow

[quartz aurora]

Let's start

@zenith raft

[full gazelle]

Arey yr ek bar dono k bich m kya agyi offend hi hogya

[golden agate]

Haye Mera Dil ka lyrics hai honey singh ka

[full gazelle]

[full gazelle]

Baate mt chod

[quartz aurora]

Roo roo ke arza guzarda he dill

[dawn panther]

Kyu aari mera bnda chura liya

[quartz aurora]

[golden agate]

Ok

[full gazelle]

Sorry yrr im loyal

[golden agate]

honey singh ko sunta nhi ab

kitna chinnar gaane banata hai wo

[dawn panther]

Badshah?

[quartz aurora]

Mt sun koi nai sunta aur

[zenith raft]

Jyotiii aapne to padhna nahi thaa???

[golden agate]

Gian ko bhi nhi sunta

[quartz aurora]

Agya ek bada mahan gandu chat me

[full gazelle]

Yr ye tanmaya ne firse bula liya

[dawn panther]

Padhel ni dms me syllabus kese kru puche ga

[dawn panther]

[quartz aurora]

bhai ye sb personal. Batein mt bola karo

[dawn panther]

11vi ke bache aa rkhe hai gc me baad me talks krege

[golden agate]

Badshah ka nick name hai gian

[dawn panther]

I know 😅

[golden agate]

Lag hi raha hai, me bhi jaara

[zenith raft]

Padhle lodu paper hai tera kal

[dawn panther]

Iski kal wo sudegi kya bolte hai usee

Wo naam bhulgya

Kya tha

Are

[zenith raft]

Yeh to gandu hai tang karta rahega aap padhayi karo ok bacchaa? 🥰

[zenith raft]

Hehe 😅

[dawn panther]

📸

[full gazelle]

Areyy ye kuki offend hojyega firse🥰🥰

[zenith raft]

😒

[full gazelle]

@dawn panther m kuch nii krrhi yr sorry

[zenith raft]

Hnnaaa 🤭🤭

[quartz aurora]

[quartz aurora]

Jhut marike

[dawn panther]

Aww loyal toh ni ho aap

[full gazelle]

M thodi kuch krrhi im loyal

[zenith raft]

[thin talon]

Nene teri mummy pagal hai

Terese chhupa k plushies punch krti h

Pgl kaiki

Mene dekha h

@topaz drift nicil ni maanta

Tarbooj 🥀

[topaz drift]

[topaz drift]

Tarbooz ki booz

[thorn ridge]

Hello

[quick kettle]

I am hiring people for my business. Is anyone interested?

@quaint shuttle hiring kr de mere liye

[quick kettle]

Hey queen

[thorn ridge]

Kam kare bakchodi na kare

[quick kettle]

I am hiring people

[thorn ridge]

[quick kettle]

Send me your resume

[quick kettle]

Bhai me to abhi bhi Eminem ko sunta hu

[thorn ridge]

[quick kettle]

OMG! Kiske liye?

[golden agate]

[paper vault]

[full gazelle]

@dawn panther is loyal with poetic

[drowsy sinew]

Nunni

Sigh

Ki nunni kaat do

[golden ermine]

lol

[dawn panther]

Kesi si hai tu
Jlti hai poetic se

[full gazelle]

M kyu jalungi

[dawn panther]

Tag krta agyi veli

Chi

[full gazelle]

Arey abhi ayi

[full gazelle]

pdh rhi hu yr

[dawn panther]

Chal chal

[full gazelle]

Nhi poetic offend hojyega

[dawn panther]

@zenith raft tru

[full gazelle]

Isme mention krne wali konsi baat thi

[dawn panther]

Are addat hai 🫣

[full gazelle]

@zenith raft achha

[dawn panther]

@zenith raft gandu

[full gazelle]

@zenith raft m to nhi sehti

[tacit arrow]

I'm condom

[prime zinc]

[regal lagoon]

Nhi

[silver heath]

kyu

[vast magnet]

Why you so vella?
Study plz

Satya vachan bole hai maine

[quartz aurora]

Bhensod chat khola tha bhot time ke baad fir padhai ki baat chal rhi

[vast magnet]

Funny since the beginning of time

[vast magnet]

acha

[silver heath]

Helooooi

Srizzty are you free nowadays?

[vast magnet]

Nobody is free under capitalism

Jk

But I'm not exactly free

Why do I have to take things seriously

[ivory pilot]

hi @vast magnet big fan

jai aurat!!

[prime zinc]

[dawn panther]

Bore hogya

[prime zinc]

Hyderabad mein on the name of development they are only building skyscraper and skyscraper

Loude ma development hua woh

[silver heath]

Sadge, I was thinking delhi aane ko

[vast magnet]

Bata kab aara

[vast magnet]

Me too

[gloomy lance]

Reddit me kitne chutiye log bhare hai bc

[ivory pilot]

kaisi hai

[ivory pilot]

tu bhi?

[gloomy lance]

Mai toh hoon hi

[ivory pilot]

hmm

[last moth]

shi h yr aapka

[gloomy lance]

Kyaa hmm haan?!

[vast magnet]

Cool hun

[outer gale]

Acha

[topaz drift]

Cool

Hot

Hottie

Baddie

Tarbooz is cool

Tarbooz is hot

😘

[dawn panther]

Hi

Hottie

[warm zenith]

any women on their periods 😔

here to make friends on periods

[golden agate]

[warm zenith]

😂

😹

[golden agate]

[vast magnet]

Padhai kar padhai

[woven wadi]

Hello

[tame trout]

[topaz drift]

[outer gale]

Krliya yaar

Tu bata aagyi library se

[outer gale]

@frozen dew

[zenith raft]

Dalle neet hai tera padhle

[zenith raft]

Lagja fir aake

[dawn panther]

Tag kyu kra hai padhne dena

[vast magnet]

How do you know I was at the library
Stalker

[vast magnet]

Das not enough
Or padho

[regal lagoon]

Mann nhi

[regal lagoon]

ik ik

[regal lagoon]

glt bhi hai mera

[vast magnet]

How're you

[last moth]

humour bahr tk a rha apka

[dawn panther]

Dead sv

Ek ye aryan bkl pure din dms me betha rehta hai

[unkempt trench]

[ivory pilot]

achi baat hai

[woven wadi]

Year 2026 still cant send gifs in chat

[quaint shuttle]

sure, give me the criteria

[quaint shuttle]

no

[opal adder]

If anyone wanna improve at chess messga me

[shrewd spade]

Me

[opal adder]

rating ?

[shrewd spade]

100 in chess.com

It was 152 but lost again 🥀🥀

[lethal valley]

great loss

[shrewd spade]

🥀💔💔

[outer gale]

Hehe

[outer gale]

No

[vast magnet]

Very bad

[woven swallow]

now I'm mr charisma fakin pablo Escobar

my friends are saying shutup kevin just get in the car

[maiden fjord]

nhi

[dawn panther]

Nhi

[prime zinc]

Nhi

Nahi

Nehi

Knahi

Fkkk

[thin talon]

Nhi

[past shuttle]

@safe sonnet Jara ambani ko bolna jio ka network fix kare

4g aara subah se

[golden agate]

[woven swallow]

hn

[golden agate]

@twin ore vc 1/2 hrs me??

[twin ore]

Done

[golden agate]

Yayyyy

[frozen dew]

Ayyy bhai yoo kese hoo

[topaz galleon]

Samay Raina

[glass flower]

[opal adder]

If someone want help in chess to boost rating message eme I am 2500 on chess.com I can guide you right you must be 1200+

[silver heath]

most probably saturday

[zenith raft]

Check kya karne aaya padhta reh

[thin talon]

@clever sorrel

[pulsar pike]

[golden agate]

Vc??

[twin ore]

Hmm aajao

[golden agate]

[cinder steppe]

ye postponed

[dawn panther]

Pitna hai kya terko

Tag kyu kra hai

😡

Saale tere man chuchis daba dugga

[quartz aurora]

[vast magnet]

This Saturday is Eid yes

[silver heath]

saath mein namaz padhenge

[golden agate]

[vast magnet]

Allah hu akbar

Ya allah

☪️

Jokes apart
Thoda time lagega confirm batane mein

The name srizzty is haunting me atp
Somebody suggest something

[worthy ingot]

🕋 ps or xbox

[vast magnet]

Abe ye Surya aagaya fir

[worthy ingot]

Tu kyu aa gayi ghewar

Mai to yahi tha

😎

[vast magnet]

Yahin reh jaoge

[ancient orbit]

Kon marr gyi?

[worthy ingot]

Fakr hai 😎

[ancient orbit]

[golden agate]

aa thoo riya

[ancient orbit]

Fu ker hai?

[golden agate]

Fakhruddin

My name was Md Fakhruddin Habibullah Ahmed

[ancient orbit]

Surya bhayi notty hore

[vast magnet]

Surya beta

Abhi bhi corporate mazdoori?

Abe ye yassu

Fir aa gaya

[worthy ingot]

Aur koi option hai kya

Poultry farm khol lu

Tu ban gayi yuva neta?

[uneven tiger]

[vast magnet]

Aaj youth parliament tha college mein

I was a participant

Ditch kar diya

My portfolio was agriculture minister

[worthy ingot]

Bhai kitne cringe hote hai youth parliament 😭 create issue out of nowhere

[vast magnet]

Hahaha

[worthy ingot]

That girl speaking on pahalgham

[vast magnet]

Main aapko ek baat batati hun

MUN and youth parliament ka koi point nhi hota

[worthy ingot]

Tea aagayi tea

Aur bata

[vast magnet]

Ye sab bass baxodi hai

[slim mesa]

Marr gayi kon

[vast magnet]

Paise lootne ki technique

[worthy ingot]

Tu kyu karti hai phir participate

Isme paise bhi dene hote hai? Kitne 350?

[vast magnet]

I'm not a seasoned MUNer or parliamentarian

Barely participated

CD is what I do

[golden agate]

🍕

[vast magnet]

Paise bhot maangte hai

[golden agate]

🍔

[worthy ingot]

Yt share kar, let us judge

[vast magnet]

MUN is like a proper business

Parliament wala bhi

Aise normal tumhare sheher mein MUN hai to prices can be around 1.2k to 3k smth

If tum kisi different city mein jaa rahe

[worthy ingot]

[vast magnet]

To it can cost 4-5k which includes stay
Travel ka kharcha tumhara khud ka

[worthy ingot]

Ari mori maiyya je ka sun lao

[vast magnet]

Yes ts expensive

[worthy ingot]

Tu isme paise de kar chup baithne gayi thi

[vast magnet]

Rich kids keep participating or wo khud ko neta samajh lete hai 😭🙏

[golden agate]

Surya have you tried beef

[vast magnet]

Nope
This was free

[worthy ingot]

Ye apne bachpan ke pyar ko 350 nahi de rahi thi

[vast magnet]

300*

Within college tha

My college crowd is pretty much dead

[worthy ingot]

flex karne ki chiz hai ye?

Tere jaisa orator ho to dead rahegi

[vast magnet]

Bhai why are you stuck with that bachpan ka pyar shit

[worthy ingot]

Impression aise hi banta hai srishty beta

[vast magnet]

😭😆

The least you can have is self respect
Please have some

[worthy ingot]

noted

[vast magnet]

I don't break bones
I break souls

Kharab inglis

[worthy ingot]

Soles 😭

[vast magnet]

Bhul gaya

Aisi inglis bolne se accha insaan gunga ho jaaye

[worthy ingot]

Joote ke soles

[vast magnet]

Joote for surya

[worthy ingot]

Bhej ek air Jordan

[vast magnet]

Paise bhej

To fir ek kya

2 dedungi

[worthy ingot]

Bachpan ke pyar se mang le

[vast magnet]

Bhai

It's so funny

Maybe not for you

But if I unblock him today and say

[worthy ingot]

More tea we want

[vast magnet]

I wanna be your gf, he'll agree

[worthy ingot]

[vast magnet]

That guy is too desperate to get in touch idk why

Bc

[worthy ingot]

Itni kharab pasand kiski ho sakti hai bhai

[golden agate]

Kaali Panni

[vast magnet]

Delhi chhod ke jaa chuka hai yet kuch character development nhi hui

[vast magnet]

Jisne aapko pasand kiya

[worthy ingot]

Delhi aa ke character development ka spirit bhi dead ho jata hai

[vast magnet]

Anyways

[worthy ingot]

Woh toh..

[vast magnet]

Usse character development expected bhi nahi hai

[worthy ingot]

Tu apni height developed kar woh 6 footiya hai

[vast magnet]

6 fotiya ho gaya hun

[worthy ingot]

😭

[vast magnet]

8.2 cgpa hai

D grade gov job bhi clear kar li

[worthy ingot]

Mujhe cringe feel hora bhai

[vast magnet]

😝

Aap socho

[worthy ingot]

😭

[vast magnet]

Jab main wo text padh rahi

Thi

Meri mansik stithi kya rahi hogi

[worthy ingot]

Phir paise bhi mang liye bhai ne

[vast magnet]

Aapko to bass tea di hai maine

[worthy ingot]

😭

[vast magnet]

I have more tea

Though

[worthy ingot]

Givo

[vast magnet]

I did some good shit

[worthy ingot]

Kasaul ghum aayi wah

[vast magnet]

Nhi

Idk if I've told you or not

There was this guy way older than me

[worthy ingot]

Bata mai dobara sun lega

[vast magnet]

Who proposed to me when I was a minor

Yaad hai?

[worthy ingot]

Ye to kahi sunela lagta hai

[vast magnet]

Maine probably bataya hoga

Yes

[worthy ingot]

Society same

[vast magnet]

Yesyes

[worthy ingot]

Wahi na

[vast magnet]

Wahi yes

[worthy ingot]

Haan phir

You said yes or wut

[vast magnet]

I got to know

[worthy ingot]

[uneven tiger]

Probably you are a bitcoin

[vast magnet]

That guy was dating someone 4 years younger than me

[vast magnet]

Bruhvv😭

[worthy ingot]

Tu to khud mentally 14 ki hai

[vast magnet]

Bc baat sunn

[worthy ingot]

Ok ok

[vast magnet]

That girl is a minor

[worthy ingot]

Phir

[vast magnet]

And this guy is an oldie

[worthy ingot]

Like me

Yes

[uneven tiger]

Seems like unreleased drake stories

[vast magnet]

Bc accha bhi nahi dikhta

Like vv bad

[golden agate]

Oldje 😋

[worthy ingot]

[vast magnet]

Dekh ke hi creep lagta

[worthy ingot]

True tho

[vast magnet]

Bauna bhi hai

[worthy ingot]

Ye galat hai bas

[vast magnet]

Bhot hi ganda dikhta hai bhai

Like agar

[golden agate]

2 feet 5 inches

[worthy ingot]

Aage bata na kitni bejti karegi

[vast magnet]

Wo tere pass aaye to tu pehle apna purse check karega

[worthy ingot]

[vast magnet]

He's that bad

[golden agate]

2'5"

[worthy ingot]

Aage bata

[vast magnet]

5'3ish hai

Which is bauna for a guy

Anyways

So when I got to know

I got really pissed

[golden agate]

I was once 4'4

[vast magnet]

Sem

[golden agate]

Now it's 2'5"

[vast magnet]

So I was like kya kar sakte

I realised ki usse uski umar ki bhao nahi deti

Das why he is behind minors

It's easy to manipulate teen girls

(I was an exception)

Ye Surya gaya bc -_-

[worthy ingot]

Yahi hoon call pe but tea padh raha hun

[vast magnet]

Accha beta

Anyways

To uske baad

I tried to directly contact him

[maiden fjord]

i thought u are only 2

[vast magnet]

But couldn't

Because it's his fault anyways

Ladki to bacchi hai

Usko kya bolti

[worthy ingot]

Tu badi messiah banti hai sabke affair me

[vast magnet]

Uske ghar bolti to uska nikalna band karwa dete

[maiden fjord]

lol disappointed

ted man

[vast magnet]

Bitch this is pdfilia

[golden agate]

You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far

[worthy ingot]

Aage bata

[vast magnet]

This ain't relationship

[golden agate]

Cause you know it don't matter anyway

[worthy ingot]

[maiden fjord]

yes why will u matter

[vast magnet]

Anyways after unsuccessful tries of contacting that guy

[golden agate]

You can rely on the old man's money

[vast magnet]

Haar maan ke uss ladki ke bhai ko bola Maine

[golden agate]

You can rely on the old man's money

[worthy ingot]

[vast magnet]

I got ss wagera as well

[golden agate]

It's a bitch girl but it's gone too far

[vast magnet]

I sent him that

[worthy ingot]

Phir

[vast magnet]

And told him ki nazar rakh and all

So he did what every elder brother would

Block karwa diya wagera wagera

[golden agate]

Make one man weep

[vast magnet]

Now this guy the pdf

[maiden fjord]

i woke up and i got no text msg, because i have no friends

[golden agate]

And one happy

[maiden fjord]

[golden agate]

The power of love

[vast magnet]

Texts me on insta ki tune uske ghar kyun bataya and blah

Blab

[worthy ingot]

😭

[golden agate]

Stab in the back

[worthy ingot]

Ye maregi ek din

[vast magnet]

But he didn't know what was coming for him

[maiden fjord]

ladka bhi minor tha ?

[golden agate]

That's the power of love

[vast magnet]

Jab usne mujhe text Kiya tha

[worthy ingot]

Budhha 26 saal ka

[vast magnet]

Uske 10 min pehle hi I met his father

[maiden fjord]

oh chota budha , just like ted

[vast magnet]

Metro station pe

[worthy ingot]

His father?

[vast magnet]

Yes

HIS father

[worthy ingot]

Phir

[vast magnet]

That pdf's father

Told him ki uncle aapka beta

Dekho kya kar rha

[worthy ingot]

Ss dikhai?

[vast magnet]

He believed me without ss

I told him I have proves

[worthy ingot]

[golden agate]

@maiden fjord apni gf se kab milwa rahe

[worthy ingot]

Belt treatment?

[vast magnet]

Bhai my whole society knew me

Anyways

[maiden fjord]

uncle se milu apke, metro station pe

[vast magnet]

He was very supportive and said aisa kuch tha to pehle batana tha

[worthy ingot]

Itni annoying awaz hai obv everyone will know

[vast magnet]

Unfortunately no

[vast magnet]

Beta faltu nhi

Badminton player ek lauti

[worthy ingot]

Sori aunty

[vast magnet]

Uss soc ki

[golden agate]

Mere kaunse uncle se

[worthy ingot]

Aage bol

[vast magnet]

Anyways

[worthy ingot]

Flex

[golden agate]

Ghar se me to aa gaya ab

[vast magnet]

Cut to

[maiden fjord]

papa se apke

[golden agate]

Mere city me metro nahi hai

[golden agate]

Wo nahi aate idhar

[vast magnet]

Uske baad he texted more ki

Ghar pe bhi bata diya

Blah blah

[worthy ingot]

Tu bahar mil aisa bola?

[vast magnet]

Fir bc ulti seedhi baatein karne laga

[golden agate]

Motijheel park me tum miloge

[vast magnet]

Nahi

[golden agate]

Wo bhi apne gf k sath

[vast magnet]

Itna uski g mein dum nahi hai

[worthy ingot]

Ulti seedhi kaisi

[vast magnet]

I have ss

[worthy ingot]

😭

[vast magnet]

But bhot zyada hai

Like bhot zyada

[frozen dew]

Survived

[worthy ingot]

Kya nass kaat liya usne?

[golden agate]

@maiden fjord

[worthy ingot]

Ari maiyya

[vast magnet]

Ek to usse english mein baat karne pe itna ragebait hora tha

It was fun

Bhai I wished he died

Tum nass ki baat karte ho

[worthy ingot]

😭 tf

[maiden fjord]

nhi, usko bolunga to mana kr degi jane ko

[worthy ingot]

Kya bola kya aisa compact sa summry de de claude ki amma

[vast magnet]

I lowk called my friend because usko pitwaane ke liye bande chahiye the

[golden agate]

acha matlab kabhi leke Gaye ho

[worthy ingot]

Aisa kya bol diya 😭

[maiden fjord]

mai kyu le jau, ghumati to wo hai

[vast magnet]

And this isn't even hawabazi shit
I live in an area jahaan pe ye common hai

[frozen dew]

@willow patrol @dawn panther

[golden agate]

Badi ghumakkad hai

[vast magnet]

This is like jaat ka ilaka

[worthy ingot]

Dilli

[frozen dew]

Abdominal area

[golden agate]

Krozzie nahane gaya hai

[worthy ingot]

Kya hua aage bata

[frozen dew]

Tanks

[vast magnet]

Chat summary is

[willow patrol]

kya hua

?

[maiden fjord]

han, pyari bhi

[golden agate]

[frozen dew]

Vc

[vast magnet]

That guy wanted to know about my boyfriend for some reason

[golden agate]

Wo to sabko lagti hai apni

[willow patrol]

aja

[vast magnet]

Baar baar bolra tha apne bf ki ID de

Ye wo

[worthy ingot]

Bhai ye to misogyny hai

[vast magnet]

Bhai wo 25 saal ka chutiya hai

[worthy ingot]

Phir kya hua tune di id?

[vast magnet]

Haan haan maine apne bf ki ID di usko 🥰🥰🥰

Ended the text with

Ki I know aap gay ho isliye tabse ID maangre ho

[worthy ingot]

[vast magnet]

ID deti hun
Wo maarlega aapki

[worthy ingot]

😭

Phir

[vast magnet]

And Convo finally ended

He blocked me

Fyi I realised I had the upper hand