general-chat

[vast magnet]

Maths to aati hi hai mujhe
Abb lagegi Fielding

[thin talon]

Ez pezy

[frozen dew]

Maths to ki ni aaj fir bhi

[frozen dew]

Haan

[vast magnet]

अब तू गया बेटा

[dawn panther]

Artery wese aap currently kya krte ho

[frozen dew]

Esa ajeeb kyu ho gyi ho

[vast magnet]

चिलमैक्सिंग

[vast magnet]

Frustrated हूं

खाना चाहिए

[frozen dew]

Mar jao paani ki tanki m doobke

[vast magnet]

भूख लगी है

[frozen dew]

Sameeeee

Bhai

[dawn panther]

D h a w a.l se baat krli kya

[frozen dew]

Ye thi aaj ke din ki problem

[vast magnet]

पानी is scarce

[frozen dew]

Bhook ne gand marli

Ekdum bhooka

Pure din

Ab jaake kukure momos khaye

Fir fried rice

[vast magnet]

सुसाइड नोट नहीं लिखना मुझे

[dawn panther]

Genwin

[frozen dew]

Fr

Vc vuci

Aa

Kuki

[dawn panther]

9 bje bacho ko padha rha hu

[frozen dew]

Wtf

[dawn panther]

Dms me

[frozen dew]

Bacho ko padha rh hokn

[vast magnet]

वीसी वूसी

[dawn panther]

Yes yes

[vast magnet]

चैस खेलेगा कोई

?

[frozen dew]

400rating he

[vast magnet]

कोई नहीं

[frozen dew]

Hara dunga

[frozen dew]

Bhejo

Link

[outer gale]

[vast magnet]

चैस खेलोगे?

[outer gale]

गैस खत्म खेल खत्म

[thin talon]

Ece

Engineering

[thin talon]

Elo?

[dawn panther]

Ohk

[frozen dew]

Modi ji to gutter ki gas se chai banake bechte the

[vast magnet]

आज all nighter maarna
तेल खतम
खेल खतम

[dawn panther]

Mera tag dekhliya na 😡

[wary crag]

pi day

[vast magnet]

हेलो

[frozen dew]

Wtf is all nighter??

4 baar sunlia

[wary crag]

kya hua bbg

[vast magnet]

Jo log padhte hai
Wo log aise kaam karte

[wary crag]

bullet

[frozen dew]

Hota kya h?

All nighter

[vast magnet]

[frozen dew]

Are

[vast magnet]

Staying up all night

To study

[frozen dew]

[vast magnet]

[frozen dew]

Ohh

All nighter

[dawn panther]

Ye toh mai bhi krta hu 2 din lagatar

[thin talon]

Chess me elo kya hai tumhara

[vast magnet]

It's called pulling an all nighter

[outer gale]

Zi sir isilye kch ni hola

[wary crag]

[outer gale]

Marna hi padega 3 ghante padhne h 💔

[dawn panther]

Luve u my dear aap good man ho 🫡

[vast magnet]

Elo velo kuch na hove

Jl

Jk

[outer gale]

Truik

[thin talon]

Luve u my dear aap good man ho 🫡

[vast magnet]

I'm bored baxodi kar rhi thi

[dawn panther]

Turkey 🦃

[thin talon]

@wraith hound

[dawn panther]

Awww 🥰

Are

[outer gale]

Baxodi hmm

[wary crag]

We are all living in a simulation

[vast magnet]

I have like shit loads of work to get done
Gotta lock in

[vast magnet]

Hmm

[outer gale]

Aaj Krna h ?

[warped iron]

Oh

[frozen dew]

Cutie ne jo kaati chooti

[vast magnet]

Technically yes
Basically I have to study because I don't wanna copy anyone's assignment

Left that shit long ago

[outer gale]

Bhai

[frozen dew]

Aap itti fiyar kya karennn

[outer gale]

Serious too h srizzty

[vast magnet]

Abb thodi ego aa gyi hai

[outer gale]

Good shit

[vast magnet]

Will finish syllabus aaj raat mein

[frozen dew]

Kya muje pyaar ho rh ha

[dawn panther]

@maiden fjord @topaz drift @frozen dewhello 🥰
@willow patrol tmkc

[vast magnet]

I've realised pura syllabus all nighter maarke hi hota

[vast magnet]

Hahaha
Cgpa ka sawaal hai

[frozen dew]

Aap itti fiyar kya krennn

[wary crag]

@wheat pikebada baadmi bn gya to bhai ko bhool gya

[thin talon]

Akkha

[frozen dew]

Kisi aur ke gaane yun gaya na krenn

Infj

[vast magnet]

Vision board slapped some reality on my face

[frozen dew]

Baby light up that j

[vast magnet]

I'm just a baxod

[frozen dew]

Aap itti fiyar kya krennn

[dawn panther]

@maiden fjord kitte matches ke baad rating ayegi

[vast magnet]

Yaar why none of my friends are active

Kal to Sunday hai

Abhi to aa sakte

[proper meteor]

Crazy crazy keep it up

[frozen dew]

Pehle se hi aa jati h

[frozen dew]

U r the reason

[dawn panther]

Bina khele hi

[vast magnet]

@woven swallow missu

[frozen dew]

Haa 400 milti h

[outer gale]

Fir wahi cgpa tu too tomper hogi 9 pointer

[dawn panther]

Are waah

[dawn panther]

400 toh mai hi hu

[frozen dew]

Ilol

[vast magnet]

शट अप

[frozen dew]

Voh pehle se milti h

[dawn panther]

Shur up

Shirt up

Shut up

[frozen dew]

Ok

[vast magnet]

I have to clean the mess I've made, missed my sem 2 exams
Have to give them along with 4th sem
I apni marksheet pe 8 waise bhi nahi dekha jaa rha

[dull flare]

Yoooo

[frozen dew]

Nice legs

[outer gale]

so much too doo

yaha 8 me krne me phatt rhi h

[vast magnet]

Ik I'm not scared but sad because I'll have to pause my extra curriculars

[vast magnet]

Ho jayega yaar

[dull flare]

bhai legs toh banani hai abhi.

[thin talon]

😨

[frozen dew]

Bass tu ese hi hota rahiyo padhai vadhai mat krio

[dawn panther]

Kbhi UBER me nhi betha 💔

[outer gale]

krle ek din kal sunday h so janaa

[outer gale]

cchup lode

[outer gale]

hona too chaiye

[frozen dew]

Fractured h?

[outer gale]

7-8 ghante padhne padenge

[frozen dew]

Hatt

[thin talon]

Mashallah kya strong quads h

[outer gale]

[vast magnet]

I remember some mofo gave me 6 in english (elective)
Applied for improvement got 9

[dull flare]

mashallah aapki aakhein tez hain fir..

[outer gale]

lmao

[vast magnet]

Das the plan

[outer gale]

+3

[dull flare]

[outer gale]

soch too same h 😭

[vast magnet]

All the best

[delicate brook]

[vast magnet]

[frozen dew]

Hoonga mai sapt kavi

[outer gale]

you too fren

[vast magnet]

Abb seedha kal raat ko soyenge

[frozen dew]

Billi to bhai 😀😝

[dawn panther]

Manja ladle itta bhi nostalgia acha ni hai brain overstimulate hokke or*asm krdega

[frozen dew]

+1

[dawn panther]

[frozen dew]

Billi jyada ban rha ha aaj kal

[vast magnet]

I hate coffee but ig gotta get em

[frozen dew]

Fielding lagatr h iski

[dawn panther]

Ye mene ni bola @outer gale i m out

[outer gale]

kya jyda kiya

[frozen dew]

Ye pfp

[outer gale]

pfp se kya hua

hata du ?

[frozen dew]

Nangi badan

[vast magnet]

Yaar aise depressive college koi kaise jaaye

2 kaudi ka kewlez

[outer gale]

gora

[vast magnet]

Aisi college ki building gir jaani chahiye

[outer gale]

saare graduate ho jynge

[frozen dew]

Ese thumbs up kar rh ha pfp ma jese agli advertisement m cast kia h isse

[vast magnet]

Where are more of my DC frens

@modest fulcrum missu

[trim adder]

Hege

[vast magnet]

@graceful arch missu

[outer gale]

bhot bol rha h aajkal

[trim adder]

Anyone miss latent?

[vast magnet]

@brisk flicker missu

@stoic kiln missu

Or kon hai iss sv se

[dawn panther]

@outer gale

[outer gale]

khana bana leta hu padhna bhi h

[dawn panther]

Bhi

[outer gale]

kya mai bhi

[vast magnet]

@silver heath missu

[dawn panther]

Abe jo khata hai wo khana ni hai 💔

[vast magnet]

Bye gas khatam

[outer gale]

too kya h

[dawn panther]

Ghode jese khara hai ye

[outer gale]

induction

[outer gale]

[vast magnet]

Ruko yaar

[outer gale]

daily paneer soya kha k thak gya

[vast magnet]

@charred lance missu

[vast magnet]

Eat chana dal

Make hummus

[thin talon]

Mashallah aapki zulfe kya hi kaat rhi

[outer gale]

[vast magnet]

Have it with pita bread

[outer gale]

missing mummmy ke haatho ka dal

[vast magnet]

Oh shit

Bhukh or badh gyi

[dull flare]

heinnji?

[vast magnet]

Fk this sv

[outer gale]

lol

[north palm]

true

@vast magnet

[quartz aurora]

apka konsa test he

[proper meteor]

Mock

[quartz aurora]

badhia karo karo me bhi marta hun botany padhke

[proper meteor]

Hn thodi der ke break ke baad continue karungi ab

[charred lance]

Hanji here

[thin talon]

Fk dis world

[quartz aurora]

[quartz aurora]

ww3 will do dw

[thin talon]

@wraith hound Boht jyada hora hai tera ab mai bta rha hu Boht jyada hora h

Kaha h

[thin talon]

We still are in WW3💔

Nothing is gonna end

People survived in ww1

[frozen dew]

WWE padh lia firse

[thin talon]

In ww2

[thin talon]

Tereko suplex dedunga

Lens maker formula bta

[frozen dew]

1/f= 1/v-1/u

Ye h jo h

Isse sab ho jata h

[thin talon]

Lens maker ka pura expression

[thin talon]

Accha 😹

[frozen dew]

Hmm?

Kya

Dual lens?

[thin talon]

Itna time hogya h mujhe khud clearly ni yaad but refractive index bhi ata tha usme

[frozen dew]

Oh

[thin talon]

1/f=(u-1)(v-u pta nhi

I don't remember

[frozen dew]

1/f = ( myu-1)(1/r1 - 1/r2)

[thin talon]

Yeah this one

Isse lens maker bolte h

😹

[frozen dew]

Ye sab kon yaad rakhta

Ha

[thin talon]

Boards me derivation dena bnd krdiya h kya?

[thin talon]

Abey oo

😭😹

[frozen dew]

Mera mp boards h

[thin talon]

Questions aate h mains me isse

[thin talon]

Usme bhi aayega

Yeh mandatory hai

[frozen dew]

Haan kiye h par usme snj aata h

[thin talon]

Mere bhai ka mp board tha picchle saal

[frozen dew]

Ye lagana h

[thin talon]

Derivation aya tha

😹😹

Lens maker

6 number ka

[frozen dew]

Skip

Derivation

Ik the formula only

[thin talon]

You need the derivation too bozo ,

[frozen dew]

Possible hi nhi h mp boards m max 4 marks ka hota h

[frozen dew]

Hmm ture

[thin talon]

Toh 5 ka hoga but sbse bda tha question

Important topic h

😹😹😹

Aur bolta h

Kon pdhta hai yeh

[frozen dew]

Lens maker kon padhta h

[thin talon]

🙌lund maker pdho tum

[frozen dew]

Bolne m

[frozen dew]

Haa question dekh ke ye wala formula lagana h

[quaint shuttle]

what

[frozen dew]

Ye bolta hoon

[thin talon]

😹😹re re fel na hojaye

[frozen dew]

Boards m to 75+ h

But fr boards mere liye jee se tough the

M pura question only oriented hoon

[thin talon]

Hi oats

[thin talon]

Hogye ?

[frozen dew]

Ha 25 march

[thin talon]

Questions me hi derivation aate h

[thin talon]

Abey oo

[frozen dew]

Mp board

[thin talon]

Hone hai 😹😹

Ho kaise gye?

25 march is yet to come

[frozen dew]

I mean 25 feb

My bad

[thin talon]

Em pi broad

[thin talon]

Yes your baf

[woven swallow]

imaimaimagabruu 😹

[frozen dew]

Abey yr 4 baar boldia upar

[crisp frost]

[woven swallow]

awhi

[frozen dew]

Mp board haiga

[crisp frost]

💀

[thin talon]

Oye kon aagya

😰

[frozen dew]

Tg ya raeven

[thin talon]

Mp breod

Bread

[frozen dew]

Mp breed too

[thin talon]

Dono

[thin talon]

Pass hoja bs

[frozen dew]

75+ mandatory haiga

Jee ke liye

[vast magnet]

My words are always true

[woven swallow]

groot terko chulhe mai fek dungi

[vast magnet]

Kaise ho yaar aap

[vast magnet]

Hello bbg

[frozen dew]

Abhi bhi lakdi jala ke khana Banta h tumare yhn

[thin talon]

Toh le aa

[charred lance]

Kha pi k set ji

[frozen dew]

Khareed leta hoon

[vast magnet]

Badhiya hai yaar
I'm hangry atp

[frozen dew]

Raita is crazzyy

Bhaiyo

[charred lance]

Kya banra khane me

[topaz drift]

[vast magnet]

Ptani

[charred lance]

Clg over?

[vast magnet]

Nopeee

Fk college

Gandi baatein nhi karte

[charred lance]

We all collectively agree to that

[vast magnet]

I have a little extra hate for those buildings and the people

[charred lance]

Kaahe

[wary crag]

[vast magnet]

I hate emmmm

Ye sarthak

[charred lance]

Otay some other time

[frozen dew]

Kabhi kabhi log extrovert hone m aur manners m fark bhool jate h

[charred lance]

Gaane sunne teko?

Na wait

[vast magnet]

Every inch of my soul hates ir

[charred lance]

I need to go out abi

[frozen dew]

@dawn panther vc

@willow patrol

[vast magnet]

Gaane bhot sunliye aaj

[charred lance]

🫂 here take this

[winged vigil]

[vast magnet]

Yaar 🍀 💗

[dawn panther]

Aa

[vast magnet]

I just want it to end ASAP

[charred lance]

It's okay kiddo

[charred lance]

Apne time pe hi hoga voto

[vast magnet]

I've been too traumatized 🙏

[vast magnet]

Sahi baat hai (par kyun💔)

[charred lance]

Cause the sky is blue

[pale trellis]

[stoic kiln]

Wish i could say the same

[vast magnet]

💔

[vast magnet]

No more missu

I take it back

-_-

Hater

[north palm]

Ok understandable
have a nice day

[vast magnet]

Day was nice aapka text dekh ke kharab ho gaya

Kaise hai saggs

I've been too rude to this guy

[north palm]

Haww

[vast magnet]

I'll be nicer aaj se

[north palm]

Everyone had been rude to me

But not my love @outer gale

[vast magnet]

( not sure if I'll be but bolne mein kya jaa rha)

[north palm]

[vast magnet]

[north palm]

1 min to pretend krleti

Kaisi hai sitty

[vast magnet]

I'm about to have food

Happy happy

Yayyyy

Fk yesss

[golden agate]

[vast magnet]

Khana

[north palm]

Momos

Khaari

[vast magnet]

Milega

[golden agate]

[north palm]

Ted babes

[vast magnet]

Hi tedudi bestudi

[golden agate]

[dawn panther]

[vast magnet]

Hum nhi dikh rahe

[frozen dew]

@dawn panther

Aaja

[north palm]

Mujhe bhi khana hai but abhi frappe mangaya

[frozen dew]

@willow patrol

[vast magnet]

Khana milne wala hai

[north palm]

Ab 12 baje khaunga

[dawn panther]

Kaam ni hai kya koi

[north palm]

[vast magnet]

Yayyyy

Woohoo

[golden agate]

Arre haan me to bhul gaya mera eyes ka operation hua h

[vast magnet]

Acha beta

[golden agate]

Chinaar aadmi

[golden agate]

Yes thanedarni madam

[north palm]

[vast magnet]

Aaj waise maine

No sugar break karke

[golden agate]

Kitni babes hai tumhari

[north palm]

1-2

[golden agate]

Aaj jyda sugar le liya

[north palm]

Ya 5

[vast magnet]

One of the best truffle pastry khaayi

[north palm]

Idk

[vast magnet]

Loved it

[golden agate]

5+

[vast magnet]

Then silk oreo

[north palm]

But poocha kon tere se

[vast magnet]

Chocolate

[north palm]

Kya khaya kya ni

[vast magnet]

I'm just putting it out in the universe

[golden agate]

Ab bas ek aur sugar chahiye life me that would be enough

Sugar Mommy

[north palm]

Ok yr

[golden agate]

Where are you

[frozen dew]

Acha

[vast magnet]

So that in case I meet someone they'd feed me truffle cake

Bc kitna badhiya tha

Firse khaane ka Mann hora

[north palm]

sritty ki pfp mai Aisa lgta hai ki ye insan ko khati hogi

[golden agate]

Haan private kar diya acc tabhi tum story nhi dekh rahe aajkal meri

[vast magnet]

Das my drawing from 2019

[north palm]

Dc ki baat kon kiya

[golden agate]

Cannibalism Files

[frozen dew]

M to wese bhi nhi dekhta th

Sirf movie hi dalte ho

Huh

L creativity

[golden agate]

Private story daal raha hu aajkal

That's why pvt

[north palm]

Kuki

[frozen dew]

Shadi ho rhi hogi

[north palm]

Aj aapne padhai ni ki

[golden agate]

Shadi ki date aaj daali hai

[frozen dew]

Batao fir

[north palm]

Aajse mai sabko aap bolunga

Respect arc

[frozen dew]

Bol

[golden agate]

24 July

[north palm]

Kya bolu

[frozen dew]

Invitation

[north palm]

Aapko

[frozen dew]

?

[golden agate]

2081

[frozen dew]

Wow

😳

[golden agate]

Aa jana

[frozen dew]

Dm krdo invitation

[golden agate]

Aa jana 2081 me

[topaz drift]

[charred lance]

aur batao what's new

[golden agate]

2040 me send karunga

[frozen dew]

Okay

[golden agate]

Close logo ko aaj hi kar diya

[outer gale]

sure bhai

[frozen dew]

M to bahut close hoon na

[north palm]

[frozen dew]

Closest

[golden agate]

Unfollowed ho

[north palm]

Kaha ho billi aap

[outer gale]

ghar me

4 diwari ke andar

[north palm]

Ghar?

[frozen dew]

Exactly ghar p aake invitation milega muje

[topaz drift]

[outer gale]

abe room

[north palm]

Acha aap room mai hoee

[golden agate]

Haan agra me

[outer gale]

zii

[frozen dew]

Kanpur

[outer gale]

padhai time

12 baze aaunga

[golden agate]

Kanpur se jaane ka time aa gaya hai ab

Recharge khatm ho gaya mera bhi

ab kal milte hai ig agar sab kuch sahi raha to

[dawn panther]

@maiden fjord vc aa

@willow patrol vc aa suar

@topaz drift vc

[dawn panther]

@tight marsh vc

[dawn panther]

Ye kya khara hai bc

[topaz drift]

butter chicken rice

[dawn panther]

Oh vc aa ab

[ocean anchor]

[maiden fjord]

[dawn panther]

Naam me catfish direct competition

[maiden fjord]

oh

[ivory pilot]

bc finally black mein dhurandhar ki ticket mil gyi

[north palm]

Exam kab hai

[topaz drift]

exam me padhai kyu kr rha ye ?

[north palm]

IIT wala hai na

Isliye

[topaz drift]

hmm

[dawn panther]

Abe wapas bhej oye

Dekh ni

[willow patrol]

@dawn panther tu aaah cofffi pe le ladle

@dawn panther vc

[dawn panther]

<@&700414488351866981>

[willow patrol]

sle

[dawn panther]

10bje

Ke baad

[willow patrol]

oki

[quaint shuttle]

hi arti

kaiseo

[modern path]

🫪

[dusty thunder]

hi

@outer gale @north palm aaj valo?

[outer gale]

Tommorow

[dusty thunder]

han raat 12 ke baad

[outer gale]

No

[dusty thunder]

tomorrow hi hai

[outer gale]

After 20 hrs

Kabhi bhi

[north palm]

1 londa dhundho

[outer gale]

[outer gale]

@topaz drift

[north palm]

jiskko aata ho

[dawn panther]

Kya

Valo

[dawn panther]

Rishii luckhnowi

☝️

[north palm]

ha bore to rha hu

[vast magnet]

New to kuch nhi hai yaar
New day, new baxodi

[north palm]

contest deke aya

[topaz drift]

No games from now on

[north palm]

2/4 bane

[north palm]

kyu

ab seedha google ke office se khelega

[topaz drift]

Ab sidha ps6 khareed ke gta vi

[topaz drift]

Konsa ?

[dusty thunder]

londiya dundho

nikhil kya rank ho gyi teri valo me

if khelra to

[north palm]

mtlb is janam mushkil

[topaz drift]

Lag to wahi rha

[north palm]

LC

[topaz drift]

Uske baad se khela hi nahi

[dusty thunder]

agle janam me bhi ambani ke ghar janam liya to*

[topaz drift]

Bc , asli padhai to tu kr rha

[north palm]

ha

[north palm]

asan sa tha

[dusty thunder]

leetcode krne walo ke liye mera lund humesha khada rahega

bc mera to mann hi ni krta

[north palm]

[dusty thunder]

ki solution jaake likho

[topaz drift]

Mere abhi sirf 80 ques hue lc ke , pata ni consistency kab aayegu

[north palm]

krle bhay

[dusty thunder]

fir usse verify kro

yeh voh

lecture dkeho

samajh aagya

bohot hai

[north palm]

bc bhot hai

[dusty thunder]

dry run krlo khud

[topaz drift]

Isme se 20 copy paste the , clg assignment ke liye

[north palm]

waise bhi no. of ques se kya hi hota

[topaz drift]

Wahi

Aana chahiye bas

[north palm]

hmm

[dawn panther]

Ek ye engineering walo ki reunion hojati hai bc

[north palm]

VC mai kya hora

[topaz drift]

Kuch late night vc plan bana bhai, bore hora

Bc maine ek din me sacred games ka season khatam kr diyab

[north palm]

koi aata hi ni aajkal

[topaz drift]

Sab busy ho gye , hum hi velle reh gye

[north palm]

sab busy

velle reh kya gye

clg mai hain

[topaz drift]

Internship to honi chahiye na

[north palm]

chi

direct job crow

ye sab padhne wale bachho ke liye hai

[topaz drift]

Meri lag rhi thi achi khasi , startup ka loss ho rha to intern band kr diye bklodo ne

[north palm]

[topaz drift]

Mc

[north palm]

seed stage

wali thi kya

[topaz drift]

Bc 25k dene wale the

[topaz drift]

Ha waisa hi kuch

Blinkit type thi, rural areas ke liye

Bhenshot ho gya unke sath

[north palm]

abe mere yha algouniversity aai thi

80k stipend

scammers

22lpa ppo
loda kuch ni dete

[dark sleet]

sybau

[topaz drift]

Mere yaha bhi aayi hai , lekin agli process kuch krwa nahi rhi

[topaz drift]

[wraith hound]

Abhi toh aur hoga

[proven cave]

[last moth]

@charred lance or vaii

[dusty thunder]

tereko aata hai?

[quaint shuttle]

i flew solo most of the way

until you popped up and got in the way

[topaz drift]

nahi , isliye mera 4lpa aayega

[quaint shuttle]

and i mean that line in a good way

you should know imm not goin away

[topaz drift]

shapath hi

[quaint shuttle]

cus in the suburbs

the sunsets

dont matterr

in the cities

people climb up

little laddersss

but they cant see youuu

[dusty thunder]

4 lpa is also good yr

[quaint shuttle]

the way that i doo

[dusty thunder]

arre chup hoja

[quaint shuttle]

im still black and blueee

[topaz drift]

hmm

[quaint shuttle]

but you get me through

its just such a vibe

[topaz drift]

typing speed test

100 wpm

[dusty thunder]

meri to 100 wpm hai

[quaint shuttle]

with you all the timeee

when i look in your eyes

its hazel insideee

[dusty thunder]

nikhil oye

[quaint shuttle]

hazel inside

[dusty thunder]

yeh bata

kitna dsa kr liya

aur bata time manage kaise krhe

pure din bakchodi me nikal jara

marke 1-2 dsa ke topic hore

[topaz drift]

wo to bilkul ni hora

[north palm]

Hana scammer saale

[topaz drift]

dsa krna thodi hota hai

apne aap hojata hia

bas apne daily routine me jaise gym dalna hota , waise hi dsa bhi dal lo

[dusty thunder]

dsa to khoon me basta hai

[north palm]

Abhi to 2nd year hai

[dusty thunder]

the earlier you start

[topaz drift]

apna to 3rd hone wala , kuch krna padega bhai

[north palm]

Khair public places pe padhai ki baate ni krni chahiye

[dusty thunder]

true hai

idhr to faltu ki spamming hi krni chaiye

aake gane likhdo

[north palm]

Mai ni kr rha kuch aalas aata hai

[dusty thunder]

kisika loda katne ka mann krha voh likhdo

[topaz drift]

mai to discord active hi isliye hua tha

[north palm]

@long pumice

[topaz drift]

ki bakaiti kr pau

lekin yaha sab intellectual log aajate

[dusty thunder]

thanks to me

[charred lance]

What bakchodi you did last

[charred lance]

cutu

[vast magnet]

Today not much
Yesterday I took 3 retakes
While publicly recording myself

Because

[last moth]

kya kr rha

[vast magnet]

Social anxiety is a social construct

[uneven tiger]

[pure lintel]

Broskssss

My insta account was just disabled

[north palm]

Good for u

[pure lintel]

I didn't do anything 😭, they accuse me of sexualizing minors

[north palm]

I wish someone would just hack into my insta and delete the entire history of me

[pure lintel]

Why tho

[north palm]

I wish I could erase every single digital footprint of mine

Before I die

[dawn panther]

Minor sunte hi aryan agya

[pure lintel]

U don't want to pass down your supercell id

[dusty thunder]

fir teri 2020 ki story bhi dikh jayegi

jab tu carry minati ko my father ❤️ dalta tha

[topaz drift]

chapri times

[north palm]

2023 mai to account banaya

[dawn panther]

[north palm]

Never had one

[topaz drift]

mujhe aaj bhi yaad hai mera 2020 me pehli bar insta acc banana

[north palm]

Never played COC

[dawn panther]

Good game

[pure lintel]

Kay bro

[topaz drift]

wo freindship day wali story lagana

[north palm]

Mai to ye social media sab se vanchit tha

Lockdown poora sirf khaya aur khela

[topaz drift]

wo bullet pe baith ke gundo wala gaana lagana

[pure lintel]

It's been 6 months since I was active here

[north palm]

Gta 4 5 ragad maari thi

[topaz drift]

merepe to phone hi nahi tha dhang ka

laptop pe valo aur yt bass

[north palm]

Mere to tha hi ni
Sirf PC tha

[topaz drift]

uss time i3 10th gen laptop pe gold gya tha

[north palm]

Mera loda gya tha tu
Saale iron

[dusty thunder]

mera 2018 ka hai

[topaz drift]

lockdown me khela tha bhai , fir naya id bana ke naye laptop me chud gya

[dusty thunder]

lockdown se valo khelte hue bhi itna trash kaise hai aaj tu

[north palm]

Achha

Maine to 2023 mai hi valo khela

[topaz drift]

lockdown se khelte huye aur sirf lockdown me khelne me difference hai

[north palm]

Dev ke sath

[charred lance]

[charred lance]

Just ghar aya ac me so jaunga

[north palm]

@vast magnet

[topaz drift]

saare gande kaam dev ke sath hi kiye tune

[north palm]

[dusty thunder]

mai to laptop hi 2024 me kharida

khelta pichle saal se shuru kiya

[north palm]

[dusty thunder]

ek summary hundi si

[last moth]

grmi to bhot jyada h yr mere ac nhi chlna shuru hua abhi

[dusty thunder]

fir yeh dono pool me saath ki photo

[north palm]

Dheeraj lode unban kr wha se

[dusty thunder]

🤣

maine ni kiya

ban

[north palm]

Kon kiya uski mkc

Atthais baar

[charred lance]

Just kal saaf kiya me b

[dusty thunder]

manager sahab

🤣

[north palm]

Kon hai

Naam bata

[last moth]

apne krna h abhi saaf, tb tk grmi jhelo

[dusty thunder]

yaad kr chat me aata tha bhul gya kya

[north palm]

Lost ?

[dusty thunder]

inspect elemnt krke dheeraj ki jagah cse likh ke ss bhej deta usse

[topaz drift]

nvm

[charred lance]

sad

[dusty thunder]

[north palm]

Mkc uski

[topaz drift]

ha to koi difference nhi h shyd

[north palm]

Indlost ki

[dusty thunder]

[last moth]

it is

[topaz drift]

kabhi kabhi jyada bol jata hu

soryr

[dusty thunder]

aur saggy

[charred lance]

Not relatable

[dusty thunder]

aajkl bandibaazi ni krha

[dusty thunder]

who cares

[north palm]

Kon bandi bc

Single tha hu rhunga

[thin talon]

Hi I am good oats how are you

[last moth]

ruk ja bete, is hfte mei bhi chlaunga

[dusty thunder]

lpgbandi

[thin talon]

Launde bilkul nhi mante bhai 😰😰

What you cooking gang

[topaz drift]

chahe to number du ek do ka

[north palm]

Achha

[north palm]

Dede yrr

[quaint shuttle]

im fine im fine, ki haal chaal

[north palm]

Kuch to fun hoga

Oats

Is

The only

One

Having

Fun

[thin talon]

mai bhi bdhiya hu aapka khana hua?

[topaz drift]

shapath ke to maje hi maje hai

artery bhi bindaas rehta

[dusty thunder]

sloth janwar ke to maje hi rehte

pure din pade raho

[topaz drift]

lekin std hogya to kya krega

[quaint shuttle]

i had biscuits for dinner today

[north palm]

[thin talon]

Why oats

[charred lance]

Cute

[thin talon]

Dont you eat roti and sbzi like everyone?

[topaz drift]

pure clg me already famous ho rakhi hogi

[north palm]

Naam dm kr

[topaz drift]

nahi , uska banda merepe bhadak jayega

[north palm]

To Mai konsa jaake bolunga

[frozen dew]

Wahi log

Wahi baate

[topaz drift]

ruk batata , ekbar confirm krlu

[last moth]

wo to mei hu

[charred lance]

Real bohot aja gay sex kare

[last moth]

nashe mt kiya kr yr

[topaz drift]

sax suxx

is fake

it is a

myth

[charred lance]

Tere nashe to karunga na babe

[vast magnet]

Yes
Real words
I've been doing random shit

[vast magnet]

Kya bhai

[charred lance]

Like?

[last moth]

bhai u need sleep

[north palm]

bore hora tha

[charred lance]

Sleep with me

[last moth]

Ab to raat mei sone hi nhi wala mei

[vast magnet]

Recently I went to a wedding,
Yk how there are two people at the entrance to shower flowers

Petals

[last moth]

ye sb kisse sunna chahiye tha, or kisse sun rha hu

[charred lance]

Yes mere lund pe kudega to soyega kese

[charred lance]

Hmm fir?

[last moth]

tereko gay fantasy h kya bc

[vast magnet]

While leaving the venue
I very loudly said "bye" to her

She smiled though

My sister told me ki wo khush ho gyi

[outer gale]

[charred lance]

Yes sir tere liye

[charred lance]

Lol cute

[vast magnet]

Ikr

2-3 days Before that wedding
I embarrassed my friends 3 times

[last moth]

[slim mesa]

Hi

[charred lance]

Lmao how

[regal lagoon]

Duddu

[prime zinc]

Hi

[last moth]

suro

[vast magnet]

I went to my old society

[pure lintel]

Bhai new account name suggestions??

[vast magnet]

Had 2 friends with me

[charred lance]

Ayy nice i remember tune bataya tha kuch to society k baare me

[vast magnet]

I saw one's parents

Door se chilla ke namaste bola

[frozen dew]

Jai ewwish

[pure lintel]

Storytime

[vast magnet]

Then I saw dusri ke parents

[pure lintel]

Nice one🤣

[vast magnet]

Did the same

Second friend said

[frozen dew]

🧐 jaiyash fan

[vast magnet]

Esa kuch Krna hota hai

To hume bata diya kar

Hum chale jayenge

[pure lintel]

Kya karna hota hai

[frozen dew]

Isi baat p jzs szn sun lia jaaye

[outer gale]

[pure lintel]

Door se namaste

[vast magnet]

Embarrassing

Stuff

Cut to

[pure lintel]

Door se namaste is ok ig??

[vast magnet]

I see one uncle

[frozen dew]

Oh bhai jaiyash too good

I m floating

Calming song

Taqdeer m likha ho to

[vast magnet]

Who was one of the people I played badminton with

I abruptly said hi to him

[uncut bronze]

@regal lagoon kithu

[frozen dew]

Rijul awaz kam kar

[vast magnet]

My friends were just looking at me

[pure lintel]

Author said hi to an uncle

[frozen dew]

Baby I'm back

[vast magnet]

As in how tf do I know him

[north palm]

taqdeer ki topi yaad aagyi

dance india dance

[pure lintel]

Friend suspicious

[vast magnet]

Because he was from a different building

[frozen dew]

Arey yr

[vast magnet]

Then I said

Mereko pehchana

😆

[north palm]

fir rone lagi ye sitty

[frozen dew]

Ye saggy mera pet full top kar bhara h ulti kar dunga

[pure lintel]

Friend eyeing the narrator

[frozen dew]

Hasa dia

[vast magnet]

Bruh😭

[pure lintel]

Uno reverse played on uncle

[vast magnet]

Anyways

[frozen dew]

Kisine bharoga kia to ni

[pure lintel]

Bold move by srizzty

[north palm]

[frozen dew]

Ye chahte mere lund p bajna

[vast magnet]

Then he did recognise

We had a small talk

[north palm]

grand salute deta hu tujhe

[vast magnet]

And then we left

[pure lintel]

Srizzty Attack deflected

[frozen dew]

Bahut khalia mene aaj to mkbb

[vast magnet]

And my friend said zero social anxiety

[frozen dew]

Bachalo koi

[north palm]

tere se baat bhi krte hain ladkke

wow

[outer gale]

[frozen dew]

1 gilas dhoodh aur pi lia

[vast magnet]

Because it took them a bit off guard when I randomly said hi

[frozen dew]

Fatega pet aaj

[pure lintel]

Should have said no civic sence

[vast magnet]

They again said

[pure lintel]

Obviously Mai bhi ho jata , Jayesh said

[pure lintel]

She Said 2.0

[vast magnet]

That they don't wanna associate themselves with me every time I do that

[vast magnet]

Axha

[frozen dew]

Hindi plz

[vast magnet]

Axha beach

[frozen dew]

I m sarkari school

[pure lintel]

Bad touch bad touch

[plain verge]

Movie downloading site?

[vast magnet]

Private school

[vast magnet]

Yo

No

[frozen dew]

I m from sarkari skool not English

[pure lintel]

Must have been the Wind

[vast magnet]

Premchand ki kahani suna Rahi thi

Aap padh ke so jao

[frozen dew]

Munshi premchand*

[vast magnet]

Hai na

[vast magnet]

[frozen dew]

Ye dekho all nighter wale log jbse chat m hi lge h

Lighter mangege fir kuch saal baad

[pure lintel]

No cap

[frozen dew]

🤨

[outer gale]

[vast magnet]

I was listening to a debate rn
One of them was so irritating
So shitty debater, had good knowledge but zero sense of how to present your opinion

[north palm]

aajse jandi sona chalu

[frozen dew]

M asli m asli hoon

[outer gale]

Jo khata h wo laga deta h kya

[north palm]

aur jaldi uthna

[vast magnet]

Aaj to all nighter

[outer gale]

All nighter

Atb

[vast magnet]

Neend aa rhi already

Tf

[dawn panther]

[vast magnet]

Coffee bhi nahi hai

[topaz drift]

yusss

[outer gale]

all you need is black coffee

[outer gale]

Good

[frozen dew]

Ye Spotify bahan ke lode ne ek dang ki playlist nhi banayi aaj tak

[topaz drift]

kaisi lagi thi fir movie ?

[north palm]

abe dev padhne gya tha na

3 min mai aagya

wapas

[vast magnet]

I have no coffee

[outer gale]

3 min ?

[frozen dew]

My type

[outer gale]

Laude 8:30 bje gya tha

[vast magnet]

Nhi dekhi
So gayi

[frozen dew]

Nice

[topaz drift]

shit

[frozen dew]

Ni karta justified

[outer gale]

Sad

[north palm]

3 ghnte

[frozen dew]

But she woke up looking pretty to voh meri type

[vast magnet]

I'm glad

[outer gale]

Too many caps

[north palm]

caps

onli

[outer gale]

Nhi piti ?

[north palm]

all my homiz type in lowercase cuz we never cap

[vast magnet]

I hate coffee, not the taste but the way it reacts

[outer gale]

Copy krle 🤣

[topaz drift]

mkc