#general-chat
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Ez pezy
Maths to ki ni aaj fir bhi
Haan
अब तू गया बेटा
Esa ajeeb kyu ho gyi ho
चिलमैक्सिंग
Mar jao paani ki tanki m doobke
भूख लगी है
D h a w a.l se baat krli kya
Ye thi aaj ke din ki problem
पानी is scarce
Bhook ne gand marli
Ekdum bhooka
Pure din
Ab jaake kukure momos khaye
Fir fried rice
सुसाइड नोट नहीं लिखना मुझे 
9 bje bacho ko padha rha hu
Dms me
Bacho ko padha rh hokn
वीसी वूसी
Yes yes
400rating he
कोई नहीं
Hara dunga

चैस खेलोगे?
गैस खत्म खेल खत्म
Elo?
Modi ji to gutter ki gas se chai banake bechte the
आज all nighter maarna
तेल खतम
खेल खतम
Mera tag dekhliya na 😡
pi day
हेलो
kya hua bbg
Jo log padhte hai
Wo log aise kaam karte
bullet

Are


Ye toh mai bhi krta hu 2 din lagatar
Chess me elo kya hai tumhara
It's called pulling an all nighter
Zi sir isilye kch ni hola

Marna hi padega 3 ghante padhne h 💔
Luve u my dear aap good man ho 🫡
Truik
Luve u my dear aap good man ho 🫡
I'm bored baxodi kar rhi thi
Turkey 🦃
@wraith hound
Baxodi hmm
We are all living in a simulation
I have like shit loads of work to get done
Gotta lock in
Hmm
Aaj Krna h ?
Oh
Cutie ne jo kaati chooti
Technically yes
Basically I have to study because I don't wanna copy anyone's assignment
Left that shit long ago

Bhai
Aap itti fiyar kya karennn
Serious too h srizzty
Abb thodi ego aa gyi hai
Good shit
Will finish syllabus aaj raat mein
Kya muje pyaar ho rh ha
@maiden fjord @topaz drift @frozen dewhello 🥰
@willow patrol tmkc
I've realised pura syllabus all nighter maarke hi hota
Hahaha
Cgpa ka sawaal hai
Aap itti fiyar kya krennn
@wheat pikebada baadmi bn gya to bhai ko bhool gya
Akkha
Vision board slapped some reality on my face
Baby light up that j
I'm just a baxod
Aap itti fiyar kya krennn
@maiden fjord kitte matches ke baad rating ayegi
Crazy crazy keep it up 
Pehle se hi aa jati h
U r the reason
Bina khele hi
@woven swallow missu
Haa 400 milti h
Fir wahi cgpa tu too tomper hogi 9 pointer 
Are waah
400 toh mai hi hu
Ilol
शट अप
Voh pehle se milti h
Ok
I have to clean the mess I've made, missed my sem 2 exams
Have to give them along with 4th sem
I apni marksheet pe 8 waise bhi nahi dekha jaa rha
Yoooo
Nice legs
so much too doo
yaha 8 me krne me phatt rhi h
Ik I'm not scared but sad because I'll have to pause my extra curriculars
Ho jayega yaar
bhai legs toh banani hai abhi. 
😨
Bass tu ese hi hota rahiyo padhai vadhai mat krio
Kbhi UBER me nhi betha 💔
krle ek din kal sunday h so janaa 
cchup lode
hona too chaiye
Fractured h?
7-8 ghante padhne padenge
Hatt
Mashallah kya strong quads h

I remember some mofo gave me 6 in english (elective)
Applied for improvement got 9
mashallah aapki aakhein tez hain fir..
lmao
Das the plan
+3

soch too same h 😭
All the best


Hoonga mai sapt kavi
you too fren 
Abb seedha kal raat ko soyenge
Billi to bhai 😀😝
Manja ladle itta bhi nostalgia acha ni hai brain overstimulate hokke or*asm krdega
+1

Billi jyada ban rha ha aaj kal
I hate coffee but ig gotta get em
Fielding lagatr h iski
Ye mene ni bola @outer gale i m out
Ye pfp
Nangi badan
gora 
Aisi college ki building gir jaani chahiye
saare graduate ho jynge
Ese thumbs up kar rh ha pfp ma jese agli advertisement m cast kia h isse
Hege
@graceful arch missu

bhot bol rha h aajkal
Anyone miss latent?
@outer gale
khana bana leta hu padhna bhi h 
Bhi
kya mai bhi
@silver heath missu
Abe jo khata hai wo khana ni hai 💔
Bye gas khatam
too kya h
Ghode jese khara hai ye
induction 

daily paneer soya kha k thak gya 
@charred lance missu
Eat chana dal
Make hummus
Mashallah aapki zulfe kya hi kaat rhi

Have it with pita bread
missing mummmy ke haatho ka dal
heinnji?
Fk this sv
lol
apka konsa test he
Mock
Hn thodi der ke break ke baad continue karungi ab
Hanji here
Fk dis world
We still are in WW3💔
Nothing is gonna end
People survived in ww1
WWE padh lia firse
In ww2
Lens maker ka pura expression
Accha 😹
Itna time hogya h mujhe khud clearly ni yaad but refractive index bhi ata tha usme
Oh
1/f = ( myu-1)(1/r1 - 1/r2)
Boards me derivation dena bnd krdiya h kya?
Mera mp boards h
Questions aate h mains me isse
Haan kiye h par usme snj aata h
Mere bhai ka mp board tha picchle saal
Ye lagana h
You need the derivation too bozo ,
Possible hi nhi h mp boards m max 4 marks ka hota h
Hmm ture
Toh 5 ka hoga but sbse bda tha question
Important topic h
😹😹😹
Aur bolta h
Kon pdhta hai yeh
🙌lund maker pdho tum
Bolne m
Haa question dekh ke ye wala formula lagana h
what
Ye bolta hoon
😹😹re re fel na hojaye
Boards m to 75+ h
But fr boards mere liye jee se tough the
M pura question only oriented hoon
Hi oats
Hogye ?
Ha 25 march
Questions me hi derivation aate h
Abey oo
Mp board
Em pi broad
Yes your baf
imaimaimagabruu 😹
Abey yr 4 baar boldia upar

awhi
Mp board haiga
💀
Tg ya raeven
Mp breed too
Dono
Pass hoja bs
My words are always true
groot terko chulhe mai fek dungi
Kaise ho yaar aap
Hello bbg
Abhi bhi lakdi jala ke khana Banta h tumare yhn
Toh le aa
Kha pi k set ji
Khareed leta hoon
Badhiya hai yaar
I'm hangry atp
Kya banra khane me

Ptani
Clg over?
We all collectively agree to that
I have a little extra hate for those buildings and the people
Kaahe

Otay some other time
Kabhi kabhi log extrovert hone m aur manners m fark bhool jate h
Every inch of my soul hates ir
I need to go out abi
Gaane bhot sunliye aaj
🫂 here take this

Yaar 🍀 💗
Aa
I just want it to end ASAP
It's okay kiddo
Apne time pe hi hoga voto
I've been too traumatized 🙏
Sahi baat hai (par kyun💔)
Cause the sky is blue

Wish i could say the same
💔
Ok understandable

have a nice day
Day was nice aapka text dekh ke kharab ho gaya
Kaise hai saggs
I've been too rude to this guy
Haww

I'll be nicer aaj se
Everyone had been rude to me 
But not my love @outer gale 
( not sure if I'll be but bolne mein kya jaa rha)



Khana
Milega

Ted babes
Hi tedudi bestudi


Hum nhi dikh rahe
Mujhe bhi khana hai but abhi frappe mangaya 
@willow patrol
Khana milne wala hai 
Ab 12 baje khaunga
Kaam ni hai kya koi

Arre haan me to bhul gaya mera eyes ka operation hua h
Acha beta
Chinaar aadmi
Yes thanedarni madam

Kitni babes hai tumhari
1-2
Aaj jyda sugar le liya
Ya 5
One of the best truffle pastry khaayi
Idk
Loved it
5+
Then silk oreo
But poocha kon tere se
Chocolate
I'm just putting it out in the universe
Ok yr
Where are you 
So that in case I meet someone they'd feed me truffle cake
Bc kitna badhiya tha
Firse khaane ka Mann hora
sritty ki pfp mai Aisa lgta hai ki ye insan ko khati hogi 
Haan private kar diya acc tabhi tum story nhi dekh rahe aajkal meri 
Das my drawing from 2019
Cannibalism Files
M to wese bhi nhi dekhta th
Sirf movie hi dalte ho
Huh
L creativity
Private story daal raha hu aajkal
That's why pvt

Kuki
Shadi ho rhi hogi
Aj aapne padhai ni ki
Batao fir
Bol
24 July 
Kya bolu
Invitation
Aapko
?
2081
Aa jana
Dm krdo invitation
Aa jana 2081 me

aur batao what's new
2040 me send karunga
Okay
sure bhai
M to bahut close hoon na

Closest
Unfollowed ho
Kaha ho billi aap
Exactly ghar p aake invitation milega muje

abe room
Acha aap room mai hoee
Haan agra me
zii
Kanpur
Kanpur se jaane ka time aa gaya hai ab
Recharge khatm ho gaya mera bhi
ab kal milte hai ig agar sab kuch sahi raha to
@tight marsh vc
Ye kya khara hai bc
butter chicken rice
Oh vc aa ab


Naam me catfish direct competition
oh
bc finally black mein dhurandhar ki ticket mil gyi
Exam kab hai
exam me padhai kyu kr rha ye ?
hmm
<@&700414488351866981>

sle
oki
han raat 12 ke baad
No
tomorrow hi hai
1 londa dhundho

@topaz drift
jiskko aata ho
ha bore to rha hu
New to kuch nhi hai yaar
New day, new baxodi
contest deke aya
No games from now on
2/4 bane 
Ab sidha ps6 khareed ke gta vi
Konsa ?
londiya dundho
nikhil kya rank ho gyi teri valo me
if khelra to
mtlb is janam mushkil
Lag to wahi rha
LC 
Uske baad se khela hi nahi
agle janam me bhi ambani ke ghar janam liya to*
Bc , asli padhai to tu kr rha
asan sa tha
leetcode krne walo ke liye mera lund humesha khada rahega
bc mera to mann hi ni krta

ki solution jaake likho
Mere abhi sirf 80 ques hue lc ke , pata ni consistency kab aayegu
krle bhay
bc bhot hai
dry run krlo khud
Isme se 20 copy paste the , clg assignment ke liye
waise bhi no. of ques se kya hi hota 
Wahi
Aana chahiye bas
hmm
Ek ye engineering walo ki reunion hojati hai bc
VC mai kya hora
Kuch late night vc plan bana bhai, bore hora
Bc maine ek din me sacred games ka season khatam kr diyab
koi aata hi ni aajkal
Sab busy ho gye , hum hi velle reh gye
Internship to honi chahiye na
Meri lag rhi thi achi khasi , startup ka loss ho rha to intern band kr diye bklodo ne

Mc 
Bc 25k dene wale the
Ha waisa hi kuch
Blinkit type thi, rural areas ke liye
Bhenshot ho gya unke sath

abe mere yha algouniversity aai thi
80k stipend

scammers
22lpa ppo
loda kuch ni dete
sybau
Mere yaha bhi aayi hai , lekin agli process kuch krwa nahi rhi

Abhi toh aur hoga

@charred lance or vaii
tereko aata hai?
nahi , isliye mera 4lpa aayega
shapath hi
cus in the suburbs
the sunsets
dont matterr
in the cities
people climb up
little laddersss
but they cant see youuu
4 lpa is also good yr
the way that i doo
arre chup hoja
im still black and blueee
hmm
meri to 100 wpm hai
nikhil oye
hazel inside
yeh bata
kitna dsa kr liya
aur bata time manage kaise krhe
pure din bakchodi me nikal jara
marke 1-2 dsa ke topic hore
wo to bilkul ni hora
Hana scammer saale
dsa krna thodi hota hai
apne aap hojata hia
bas apne daily routine me jaise gym dalna hota , waise hi dsa bhi dal lo
dsa to khoon me basta hai
Abhi to 2nd year hai 
the earlier you start
apna to 3rd hone wala , kuch krna padega bhai
Khair public places pe padhai ki baate ni krni chahiye 
true hai
idhr to faltu ki spamming hi krni chaiye
aake gane likhdo
Mai ni kr rha kuch aalas aata hai
kisika loda katne ka mann krha voh likhdo
mai to discord active hi isliye hua tha
@long pumice
thanks to me
What bakchodi you did last 
cutu
Today not much
Yesterday I took 3 retakes
While publicly recording myself
Because
kya kr rha
Social anxiety is a social construct

Good for u
I didn't do anything 😭, they accuse me of sexualizing minors
I wish someone would just hack into my insta and delete the entire history of me
Why tho
U don't want to pass down your supercell id
fir teri 2020 ki story bhi dikh jayegi
jab tu carry minati ko my father ❤️ dalta tha
chapri times
2023 mai to account banaya

Never had one
mujhe aaj bhi yaad hai mera 2020 me pehli bar insta acc banana
Never played COC
Good game
Kay bro
wo freindship day wali story lagana
wo bullet pe baith ke gundo wala gaana lagana
It's been 6 months since I was active here
merepe to phone hi nahi tha dhang ka
laptop pe valo aur yt bass
Mere to tha hi ni
Sirf PC tha
uss time i3 10th gen laptop pe gold gya tha
Mera loda gya tha tu
Saale iron
mera 2018 ka hai
lockdown me khela tha bhai , fir naya id bana ke naye laptop me chud gya
lockdown se valo khelte hue bhi itna trash kaise hai aaj tu
Achha
Maine to 2023 mai hi valo khela
lockdown se khelte huye aur sirf lockdown me khelne me difference hai

Just ghar aya ac me so jaunga
@vast magnet
saare gande kaam dev ke sath hi kiye tune
mai to laptop hi 2024 me kharida
khelta pichle saal se shuru kiya

ek summary hundi si
grmi to bhot jyada h yr
mere ac nhi chlna shuru hua abhi
fir yeh dono pool me saath ki photo
Just kal saaf kiya me b
apne krna h abhi saaf, tb tk grmi jhelo
yaad kr chat me aata tha bhul gya kya
Lost ?
inspect elemnt krke dheeraj ki jagah cse likh ke ss bhej deta usse
nvm

Mkc uski
ha to koi difference nhi h shyd
Indlost ki

it is
aur saggy
Not relatable
aajkl bandibaazi ni krha
who cares
Hi I am good oats how are you
ruk ja bete, is hfte mei bhi chlaunga
lpgbandi
chahe to number du ek do ka
Achha
Dede yrr
im fine im fine, ki haal chaal
mai bhi bdhiya hu aapka khana hua?
lekin std hogya to kya krega
i had biscuits for dinner today
Why oats
Cute 
Dont you eat roti and sbzi like everyone?
pure clg me already famous ho rakhi hogi

Naam dm kr

nahi , uska banda merepe bhadak jayega

ruk batata , ekbar confirm krlu 
wo to mei hu
Real bohot aja gay sex kare
nashe mt kiya kr yr
Tere nashe to karunga na babe
Yes
Real words
I've been doing random shit
Kya bhai
Like?
bhai u need sleep
bore hora tha
Sleep with me
Ab to raat mei sone hi nhi wala mei 
Recently I went to a wedding,
Yk how there are two people at the entrance to shower flowers
Petals
ye sb kisse sunna chahiye tha, or kisse sun rha hu 
Yes mere lund pe kudega to soyega kese
Hmm fir?
tereko gay fantasy h kya bc
While leaving the venue
I very loudly said "bye" to her
She smiled though
My sister told me ki wo khush ho gyi

Yes sir tere liye
Lol cute
Ikr
2-3 days Before that wedding
I embarrassed my friends 3 times

Hi
Lmao how
Duddu
Hi
suro
I went to my old society
Bhai new account name suggestions??
Had 2 friends with me
Ayy nice i remember tune bataya tha kuch to society k baare me
Jai ewwish
Storytime
Then I saw dusri ke parents
Nice one🤣
🧐 jaiyash fan
Kya karna hota hai
Isi baat p jzs szn sun lia jaaye

Door se namaste
Door se namaste is ok ig??
I see one uncle
@regal lagoon kithu
Rijul awaz kam kar
My friends were just looking at me
Author said hi to an uncle
Baby I'm back
As in how tf do I know him
Friend suspicious
Because he was from a different building
Arey yr

fir rone lagi ye sitty
Ye saggy mera pet full top kar bhara h ulti kar dunga
Friend eyeing the narrator
Hasa dia
Bruh😭
Uno reverse played on uncle
Anyways
Kisine bharoga kia to ni
Bold move by srizzty
Ye chahte mere lund p bajna
And then we left
Srizzty Attack deflected
Bahut khalia mene aaj to mkbb
And my friend said zero social anxiety
Bachalo koi

1 gilas dhoodh aur pi lia
Because it took them a bit off guard when I randomly said hi
Fatega pet aaj
Should have said no civic sence
Obviously Mai bhi ho jata , Jayesh said
She Said 2.0
That they don't wanna associate themselves with me every time I do that
Axha
Hindi plz
Axha beach
I m sarkari school
Bad touch bad touch
Movie downloading site?
Private school
I m from sarkari skool not English
Must have been the Wind
Premchand ki kahani suna Rahi thi
Aap padh ke so jao
Munshi premchand*
Hai na

Ye dekho all nighter wale log jbse chat m hi lge h
Lighter mangege fir kuch saal baad
No cap
🤨

I was listening to a debate rn
One of them was so irritating
So shitty debater, had good knowledge but zero sense of how to present your opinion
aajse jandi sona chalu
M asli m asli hoon
Jo khata h wo laga deta h kya 
aur jaldi uthna
Aaj to all nighter 

Coffee bhi nahi hai
yusss
all you need is black coffee 
Good
Ye Spotify bahan ke lode ne ek dang ki playlist nhi banayi aaj tak
kaisi lagi thi fir movie ?
I have no coffee
3 min ?
My type
Laude 8:30 bje gya tha
Nhi dekhi
So gayi
Nice
shit
Ni karta justified
3 ghnte
But she woke up looking pretty to voh meri type
I'm glad
Nhi piti ?
all my homiz type in lowercase cuz we never cap
I hate coffee, not the taste but the way it reacts
Copy krle 🤣
mkc




