general-chat

[ancient plover]

indeed they are

[thin talon]

Sacred me

😰

[woven swallow]

💅 kacigili

[golden agate]

Try navel genre

[thin talon]

This guy bad touches me

😰😰

[golden agate]

Telugu and Bhojpuri dono me

[thin talon]

😝😝

[golden agate]

Which gay

[thin talon]

Gay number 45

[woven swallow]

ary par gana kya lgana hota hai

[thin talon]

😰

[proven cave]

wut ra odia

[thin talon]

Magia

Bando

[golden agate]

@wheat shoal ye h kya

[slender thorn]

This is good more ???

[proven cave]

Dayummm swegzoom before gunniee

[slender thorn]

No 🥲🥲

[past shuttle]

tab to kuch nahi tha

[proven cave]

k

[thin talon]

Shutup stop tagging random girls creep 😸😢

[slender thorn]

Hahah 😂

[past shuttle]

ab to doctarni chahiye

[proven cave]

Kya kyu chahiye

[north palm]

how r u

[slender thorn]

Heyy pani

[past shuttle]

unbearable stomach ache

[slender thorn]

Long time

[past shuttle]

[thin talon]

Deserved

[ancient plover]

lemme share with you my Spotify choose what ever you like

[golden agate]

He's a guy

[woven swallow]

शनिवार रविवार

[proven cave]

I'm just dying today I feel so bad. I'll sleep. Tired to keep up with everything and eveyone

[slender thorn]

How's you how's mbbs going 🫠

[past shuttle]

Gengar I choose you

[thin talon]

I am gay for her

🐀🕳️

🔥

[slender thorn]

Internship right???

[thin talon]

🐀
🔥

🍖

[vast magnet]

Ye saggs vella

[north palm]

Whattt
Kya hua aapko pawwni zi

[thin talon]

😋🍴

[proven cave]

Hey do i know you?

[north palm]

Kal chutti hai yrr

[vast magnet]

Paw-knee

[proven cave]

Squeezz_teeaa

Swiss chewwss

Cheese*

[vast magnet]

Aapki roz chhutti hoti hai fir to

[past shuttle]

ye doctor ko dekho mareez ko ignore karti

[north palm]

Ni roz clg jata hu

[golden agate]

[vast magnet]

Ted my bestuuu

[north palm]

2 din ki chutti

[proven cave]

kuch nahi. I should just not not really keep expectations from people . Learning in a hard way

[golden agate]

you're not a grill

[vast magnet]

Tedudi bestudi

[proven cave]

I thought itz me

[slender thorn]

May be not but did give me advice about my mera mbbs struggle so for me yeah 🥰

[golden agate]

Hello thanedar madam

[proven cave]

Are kya hui tujhe. Reach me wp karo

[golden agate]

[vast magnet]

Aap to loml ho yaar

[past shuttle]

hasde chehraya da matlab eh ni hunda ki ohnanu koi takleef nahi hundi

[north palm]

kisne Dil dukhaya aapka
Naam batao uska

[past shuttle]

Reaching

[vast magnet]

Kaisa hai bhai
Long time

[golden agate]

[proven cave]

oh wow mein ye sb bhi kar chuki. Toh how's your mbbs going ?

[proven cave]

Kool kid

[vast magnet]

Ye Sai bada waisa sa hai

[proven cave]

Thenku fillings are mutual

[slender thorn]

Chudi Hui he h 🤡

[golden agate]

haha Eid ka chand iss Ramadan me.
I'm alright hbu

[vast magnet]

Long weekend 😄

[proven cave]

ikr. dw badh m sab acha ho jyda like after 20 30 sal baad

[proven cave]

real life log mtlb. Unko kya hi bolu

[slender thorn]

Baad me chai thandi ho jati h 🙁

[vast magnet]

Me also amazing
Kuch crazy shit kiya kya ?

Baad mein?
Baad mein dimag ka bhang ghosla ho jata hai

[proven cave]

uske pehle hi peene wali dhund lo.

[north palm]

Jib dikha kr bhaag jaya karo aise logo ko

[proven cave]

baad mein log chale jaate hai

[vast magnet]

Baad mein neend aa jaati hai

[proven cave]

like in morgue*

[past shuttle]

me yahi hu

[proven cave]

Frozen

[vast magnet]

Baad mein baad aa jata hai

[proven cave]

[golden agate]

I don't think so bass gaon me thoda pooja path nothing much fir ritviz ka concert nothing else. Wbu

[proven cave]

Chup reh

[past shuttle]

lekin zyada der nahi reh paunga toilet jaana hai

[north palm]

Phone le jana

Jab focus kahi aur hota hai to achhi toilet aati

[past shuttle]

nahi pet pakadna hai

[proven cave]

bss bhaag hi nahi paa rhi hu overweight hu na

[proven cave]

[north palm]

😭

[proven cave]

Yawwr

Segggy

[golden agate]

Sab phone ka vibrattor nhi use karte, kuch logo k paas personal hota hai

[proven cave]

Peggy

[vast magnet]

I'm just doing side quests
Trying have some college life

[north palm]

Running crow

Fir achhi soft soft toilet hoti

Spot running

[past shuttle]

tatti nikal jaegi

[north palm]

Whi to Krna hai na

[vast magnet]

Baad mein ?
Baad mein saggy samay ke sv pe hi pada rehta hai

[golden agate]

Ohh wo to meri kabki khatm ho chuki

[woven swallow]

ted ki pfp mai kon hai

aaron paul?

[north palm]

[vast magnet]

[north palm]

Acha

[golden agate]

Yes biatchhhhh

[woven swallow]

cute

[golden agate]

[vast magnet]

Baad mein?
Baad mein saggy college jaane ka natak karne lagta hai

[golden agate]

[north palm]

@stoic mountain misu

@graceful ibex

[viscid ivy]

Wheeee♿ ♿ ♿

[brisk wagon]

🪞

[golden agate]

Aa gayi rail gaadi

[viscid ivy]

♿ ♿ ♿ ♿

[paper vault]

Bro

[vast magnet]

Baad mein?
Baad mein saggy busy hone ki acting karta hai

[paper vault]

Cave

On gc

That’s crazy

[brisk wagon]

Hey ness

[paper vault]

Hey cave

[golden agate]

Saggy ka to break-up ho gaya na

[north palm]

Abe roz jata hu 42% attendance hai

[paper vault]

Never seen you here

[brisk wagon]

💅 💅

[vast magnet]

Cave my favourite junior

[paper vault]

How have you been

[north palm]

[golden agate]

Gufa

[keen locust]

@vast magnet are you the same shitshree?

[woven swallow]

oh

[viscid ivy]

Bc 26°© ho raha itni raat ko temp

[vast magnet]

Beta itni attendance to mujhe Bina college jaaye mil jaati hai

[brisk wagon]

I was pretty active back in the day actually

[vast magnet]

Innovaaaaaaa

[keen locust]

Lesssgooooo

Hello kesi hooo

[brisk wagon]

🥰

[north palm]

Hn to mai bhik ni maangta

[viscid ivy]

बेटा इतनी अटेंडेंस तो मुझे बिना कॉलेज जाए मिल जाती है

[brisk wagon]

Pretty good
Wbu ness

[vast magnet]

Kaise ho yaar
Long❌
Longest time no see

[north palm]

[pale trellis]

[north palm]

Tujhe kon bataya

[vast magnet]

Kaise ho
Balance sheet match hui?

[brisk wagon]

Hey rae

[pale trellis]

[brisk wagon]

Hogayi🥰

[vast magnet]

Beta reputation hai
Faltu nhi

[vast magnet]

College jaara hai?

[keen locust]

Wahi tohhhh kaha ho aap? Mast hoon mai toh

[north palm]

4 bachhe honge class mai

Isliye tujhe jaante

[brisk wagon]

Funny

[pale trellis]

[vast magnet]

Metro mein

[vast magnet]

Beta pure college mein sabse jyada bacche humare course ke hote

I'm famous for an odd reason

[north palm]

Itne saare bcom kr rhe

[pale trellis]

Cse kro... sab udr hain..

[north palm]

Kahi kuch ni hai

[pale trellis]

Vit mei 1200 bache usi ke hain..

[vast magnet]

1st and 3rd sem I was regular af
And in 2&4 th sem I rarely showed up in any class

[north palm]

rats

[vast magnet]

VIT se ek Banda yaad aara

[pale trellis]

[north palm]

Wow

Nice odd reason

[pale trellis]

Mkc saturation ki.. itne bache hain pancho

[vast magnet]

Reputation is for my side quests

That main college mein dikhti hun

Just class mein nahi

[north palm]

Population to bhot hai India ki true
Itni honi chahiye thi

Ek asteroid

Gir jaye

Mere uper

[north palm]

Bhaagti rhti hai kya

[pale trellis]

College hota hi explore krne ke liye hain.. class toh bad mei ati hai..

[keen locust]

[north palm]

Building to building

[vast magnet]

Paise gir jaaye bhot saare mere upar

[north palm]

[keen locust]

Ye kesa answer hau

[proven cave]

@north palm gunniee

[pale trellis]

[keen locust]

@vast magnet kya chalra hai aapka in general? Hows life treating you?

[north palm]

Gunnite pawwni zi
Don't sad hoing u

[vast magnet]

Ya to main college jaa rhi hoti hun
Yaa aa rhi hoti hun
Yaa jaane ki taiyari kar rhi hoti hun

[vast magnet]

Technically yes

[proven cave]

@north palm tumhare waha bhi lpg price hike ?

[pale trellis]

[proven cave]

yes yes trying my best

[topaz drift]

Bwahahahaha

[north palm]

Yess canteens band hogyi
Mess walo ne prices badha diye
Black mai 3k ka cylinder mil rha

[vast magnet]

Better than before tbh
Life is decent
Let's see where this year takes

[topaz drift]

In bklodo 3rd year me ppt record krke chahiye

Ye project management sikhayenge bklode

[keen locust]

Lesssgooo
Did you get the college you were hoping for?

[topaz drift]

[pale trellis]

Maine dekha reddit pe mess ne roti bnani band krdi due to lpg lol

[vast magnet]

शुभरात्रि Paw-knee

[proven cave]

Wahi modi ne bola not to worry .. ample supplies hai humare pas.. what was that

Scam

[vast magnet]

Ummmm..

[pale trellis]

25 din ki supply hai..

[north palm]

[vast magnet]

This is not a good time for me to trauma dump

[topaz drift]

Mera clg 8 din ke liye band krne ka bol rhe

[keen locust]

Fair enoughhhhh

[north palm]

Modizi sirf bolte hain
Unko khud ni pata kya ho rha hai unke Desh mai

[pale trellis]

Nice bahar chicken pelo phir..

[north palm]

Mera to poore semester

[topaz drift]

Mai to flat rehta , lekin ye log classes hi band kr rhe bc

[vast magnet]

I was getting better colleges but not the one I wanted so....
Wasting a whole year ain't worth it for my degree

[north palm]

Sher to bhot badmosi krega fir

[topaz drift]

Mc

[pale trellis]

[vast magnet]

Shitty af degree

[north palm]

Udti udti khabar hai

[north palm]

Srizzty*

Srizzty af

[keen locust]

Makes sense makes sense

[vast magnet]

Bitch

Tf

[pale trellis]

Konsi degree

[north palm]

Are ni

Wordplay

[vast magnet]

ikr

[north palm]

[topaz drift]

Saxxx

[keen locust]

Koini

[pale trellis]

[vast magnet]

Bhai kardu kya dump thoda sa

[proven cave]

wahi lmao but tough life ho gya hai na.. very bad situation

[vast magnet]

Bwahahahaha

[opal adder]

hi bros

[vast magnet]

Saw that

[north palm]

Hana
Ye log sab milke clearly bata kyu ni dete ki mai padhai kru ya nahi
Ladna hi hai to achhe se lado

[keen locust]

I mean i amm 👂

[keen locust]

[opal adder]

IIf someone wanted to really improve in chess I have a plan please contact me dm me I will make you 500+ rating fron your current rating

[north palm]

What about 0

[proven cave]

Wahi hai mera point tbh. Ki like mein padhu?? Continue karu? Ya fir aakhri kuch din samjh ke hi khush ho jau bhai.

[opal adder]

make you 500

[pale trellis]

[vast magnet]

Dump to kya hi hai
But I still hate my college
Not the general hate everyone has but like proper dil se hate
I can never truly call it my college

[north palm]

Nice but won't I get that when I create my account?

[golden agate]

🕵️

[vast magnet]

Like I don't want to associate myself with that institute in any way

[north palm]

Whi na
Mujhe kitna ghumna baaki hai ye academics ke karan kuch plan ni

[pale trellis]

[golden agate]

College Hate is permanent

Aur kya haal utkersh bhai

[pale trellis]

[golden agate]

Bade din baad

[vast magnet]

I don't even have anyone to make memories with

[pale trellis]

Badiya chl rha aap btao..

[vast magnet]

I don't have a college life

[pale trellis]

Buzy with life shit..

[golden agate]

Ohh, me to gaon se return karra

[vast magnet]

I just have a life where I'm trying to fit college

[pale trellis]

U will just give some time to it..

[golden agate]

Mera bhi same tha

[keen locust]

Understandable hai

[golden agate]

No college life

Just people come and go

[pale trellis]

Badiya yr.. peaceful zindagi hoti gaun mei

[golden agate]

I'm still standing

[pale trellis]

[keen locust]

Hota hai, sirf 3 ya 4 saal ki hi baat hai

[vast magnet]

Bhai more than 50% of my college is over
3rd year is approaching I need to get my shit together

[golden agate]

Mera to logo se problem hai not the village

[north palm]

Cya hogya srizzty baccha coll cru 🥺

[vast magnet]

💔.

[stoic mountain]

missu saggy

[pale trellis]

Hmm.. no prev friends ?.. like school wagreh wale ...

[keen locust]

Why not? Dost nhi banaye udhar?

[vast magnet]

Sirf 1 saal bacha hai
People don't know how badly I want it to end

[north palm]

hru

[pale trellis]

Lol kya hua

College life is all abt friends company..

[keen locust]

Bss fir toh easily katt jaega

[vast magnet]

School se hai
I do meet them but then everyone is busy as well people are working their butt off to do something

[pale trellis]

Valid ..

[golden agate]

Meri logo se nahi banti

Anti-social hu

[pale trellis]

Hmara toh 8 ka group tha lol.. agr baddies add krdo toh 14 ka

[north palm]

Depressing chat
IRL dispreson se bachne idhar aata hu aur

[golden agate]

Ghar wale introvert term nhi samjhte

[north palm]

[pale trellis]

Kya panga krte ho aap

[vast magnet]

I did but I don't really want those 'friends'
Ykwim
It's so funny because as a teen and a kid, I used to have shit loads of friends

[golden agate]

No filter

Thoughts match nhi hote

me thoda out of the box

[proven cave]

Same. Maine sab sab plans cancel kiye just because of college and exams kahi pe bhi clarity nhi mili

[keen locust]

I mean you gotta pretend thoda bohot toh,

[pale trellis]

Straight forward type..

[golden agate]

Wo jaldi attach ho jaate mujhse

Mereko trust issues hoti h

[vast magnet]

Wahi to nahi katt raha
Kaatna padd raha hai
I'm just applying to comps so that I leave my house

[pale trellis]

[golden agate]

[north palm]

soon aap bhi ghumoge

[pale trellis]

Yeh pancho war ki wajah se garmi bad gyi hai..

[golden agate]

Side effects of nuke

[vast magnet]

I do, isliye jo dost hai wo dost hai
But unke saath kidhar bhi jaane ka Mann nahi karta
Yk like class bunk karke kuch baxodi karna types ya explore karne nikal jaana
I've tried and I realised I can't

[prime zinc]

[golden agate]

Ashu bhai

Kese ho

[pale trellis]

[keen locust]

Aap delhi mei ho na abhi bhi?

[north palm]

Ni wo to @outer gale ki dp ke karan

[golden agate]

@prime zinc

[pale trellis]

[vast magnet]

Haan
But ykw
I'm also the part of my own problem

[prime zinc]

Me good how you teddy

[golden agate]

Bas I'm returning wese gaon se

[pale trellis]

Lokah movie dekhi hai kisine.. soch rha hu dekh lun..

[keen locust]

And esa kyu lagta aapko?

[golden agate]

Mast hai

[slim mesa]

What’s the problem

[proven cave]

With who jinke sath ghumne the woh toh ab saath nahi reh . Kam se kam tb memories to bana leti

[pale trellis]

Hn us din tv pe lgi thi to man kr gya

[golden agate]

Kalayani Priyadarshan 🥰🥰

[golden agate]

Wo??

[north palm]

same
Akela hi ghumta hu aajkal

[pale trellis]

*to

[golden agate]

Ohh noice

achi movie hai

[vast magnet]

Because aisa hai

[prime zinc]

Oh NYC yaar Mai bhi mast hyd Dum biryani khaya , abhi Family Man dekh rha

[golden agate]

Story achhi hai

[proven cave]

same. Oki bye saggu.. gunnie take care.

[pale trellis]

Hmm dekhe hai reviews maine

[golden agate]

Arre waah kesa hai hyderbad

[vast magnet]

Aware enough to know that I am the problem not enough to solve them

[golden agate]

Malayam movies ki story pe doubt nahi karte

[north palm]

Good night paani zi misu

[crimson brook]

?a

?av

[golden agate]

Me to bahut bada fan hu

[crimson brook]

.av

,av

[vast magnet]

Paani ko kitni baar GN bolega

[prime zinc]

Acha hai for few more days ,

[pale trellis]

Hn dekhi hai maine kafi..

[north palm]

Jealous

[crimson brook]

@members

[vast magnet]

Sahi baat hai

[golden agate]

Noice have fun Jese premalu me kiye the lol

[golden agate]

Rekhachithram dekho fir

[prime zinc]

Kaash

[north palm]

Good night @vast magnet

[golden agate]

Mast cop thriller movie h

[pale trellis]

Aur btao ted bhai baddies mili aapko ki nhi..

[vast magnet]

Shubhratri

[prime zinc]

Akela aaya hu so ghumunga

[golden agate]

[north palm]

Gudnite Ted my luv 😚

[golden agate]

Ghar wale shadi k liye pade the lol

[prime zinc]

Jis area mein hu sabhi Muslim log

[golden agate]

Gn

[pale trellis]

[golden agate]

Ohh noice

[golden agate]

Mene bol diya I'm not marrying

[pale trellis]

Kitne saal ke ho ?..

[golden agate]

Don't worry

[vast magnet]

Shadi nahi karni chahiye

[pale trellis]

Y.. elaborate

[vast magnet]

98

[golden agate]

2004

[pale trellis]

Merse bhi chote ho phir toh itni jaldi kya hai..

[golden agate]

Abhi nahi ho rahi h

Abhi to job baaki hai

[vast magnet]

Bola na nahi karni chahiye
Samajh nahi aaya

[golden agate]

Ghar wale bas wese hi bol rahe the

[pale trellis]

Acha.. theek dant kyu rhe ho..

Mt krna

[golden agate]

Me to soch raha inter culture karne ko

[keen locust]

Oh

[golden agate]

Like south me karne ko

[pale trellis]

Lol.. mere wale bhi bolte rhete..

[vast magnet]

Jab maine ek baar bol diya ki nahi karni chahiye matlab nahi karni chahiye

[golden agate]

[amber steppe]

remember me?

[pale trellis]

Ong...

[golden agate]

[pale trellis]

[crisp frost]

Koi na i remember vage memories that if you are bengali and can't speak on vcs

[golden agate]

Eko dekhi @prime zinc bhai??

[pale trellis]

[prime zinc]

Hn jis din OTT pe aayi tb hi

[vast magnet]

Here's the thing,
With my school friends I can talk shit loads of brainrot or have an intellectually stimulating convo whatsoever but inn logo ke saath the vibes are just off.
Because ye log ek dhang ki baat nhi karte kabhi bhi
My class has fkin bigboss viewers and wannabes

[golden agate]

Aap kis yug ke ho utkersh bhai

[golden agate]

Wo to Netflix pe aa gayi

Mere paas downloaded padi h

[vast magnet]

Hum sab
Fati ke yug mein

[pale trellis]

2003 kalyug se..

[woven wadi]

Sojao bc log

[vast magnet]

Humari har time fati rehti hai

[woven wadi]

@golden agate soja

[pale trellis]

Abhi nhi 2 bje..

[woven wadi]

Hannibal dekhra

[golden agate]

Train me kaun sota h ??

[woven wadi]

Cineby

[golden agate]

Ohh

[prime zinc]

Han , watched it 2 times

[woven wadi]

Ye google karlo free streaming any shows

[pale trellis]

[golden agate]

Hannibal the cannibal

[vast magnet]

Mere laptop pe chala hi nahi 😆

[golden agate]

Mereko dekhni hai kal kanpur pahuch k dekhte. Uss actor ki ek aur movie wo dekhi book wali thi

[pale trellis]

Streamex bhi acha hai

[prime zinc]

Han , game related movie

[pale trellis]

Aur netmirror bhi

[woven wadi]

Cineby(dot)gd

[vast magnet]

Gold

[golden agate]

Game nahi, fantasy wali hai

Usme sooraj bhi hai

[prime zinc]

Ek sec yaad krne do

[pale trellis]

Bs kabhi lag krti hai thoda..

[golden agate]

Zandeep naam h actor ka ig

[golden agate]

Padakkalam naam h movie ka ig

[pale trellis]

Maharaja dekhi hai ted bhai ?..

[woven wadi]

Just google fmhy(dot)net u get list of free streaming websites

[vast magnet]

Haan na
I used to think mera net ka issue hoga but eventually figured out that it genuinely lags

[woven wadi]

@golden agate Kal silenced dekhi korean movie

[prime zinc]

Sandeep

[pale trellis]

Yup .. 5min bad theek hota phir clear cache krna pdta..

[woven wadi]

Gussa aya bahot dek k

[vast magnet]

Issokay yaar
Free ka samaan aisa hi hota

[golden agate]

Kabki dekh li, Iratta dekho

Mere laptop me 200+ movies downloaded hai

[golden agate]

Mene nhi dekhi hai

[woven wadi]

Dont watch it then

[pale trellis]

Watchlist mei pancjo itni movies hogyi ab..

[woven wadi]

Its on child abuse

[pale trellis]

Prison break dekh rha abhi..

[woven wadi]

Hannibal dekha kya tune

[pale trellis]

Yup..

[golden agate]

Me start karne wala hu prison Break

[woven wadi]

Mast show h bhai

[golden agate]

[woven wadi]

Prison break mast show h

[golden agate]

Bahut pahle

[pale trellis]

Sexy hai kro.. s2 pr hun mai

[golden agate]

Season 1 pada hai downloaded

Abhi Ted ka season 2 dekhunga

Uske baad

[pale trellis]

Kro start..

[golden agate]

Hmm karta kuch classic movies k baad

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hi

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Hi skssksksksskrkrrkrkrrk

[keen locust]

Lmfaooooo 😭 biggboss viewers

[golden agate]

Arre aktu ki MKC bhai

[frozen dew]

Hi Ted why r u so angry

[golden agate]

That's the secret

I'm always angry

[pale trellis]

Mai chla.. later gang...

[frozen dew]

Not good for u

[pale trellis]

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Hulk Smash

[frozen dew]

Hulk?

[golden agate]

Good nite

[frozen dew]

Lol same

[pale trellis]

Woh toh 3 bje hogi..

[golden agate]

Yes

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ab kya hogya

[golden agate]

Acha

[golden agate]

Wo to roj ka hai

Data over, time to offline

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Eternal sunshine dekhi h kya?@ted.26

[golden agate]

Good night chat

[golden agate]

Kabki

[woven wadi]

Aur donnie darko?

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Itni jaldi sojayega kya

[limpid frigate]

Yaar berozgar

[golden agate]

Jim Carrey ki bahut si movie dekhi h

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Yaar thodi si baat krni hai mujhe

[golden agate]

Obviously

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Hmm

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Jake

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Ruko bacha log

[golden agate]

Nahi

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Jake Gyllenhaal best actor

[golden agate]

Data over hai mera aur train me hu

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Aur kya scene LPG crisis ke

[golden agate]

Network issue rahega

[woven wadi]

Har movie me crazy acting

Ok

[past garnet]

Hamesha tera data hi khatam rehta hai

[woven wadi]

Kidar jara

[golden agate]

Gaon me mahayagya ho raha hai shortage pada hai udhar

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Sahi bol rha hai

[golden agate]

Gareeb hu

[woven wadi]

@golden agate tu kidar jara fir

[golden agate]

Kanpur wapas

[woven wadi]

Oh

[golden agate]

Sab jagah yahi haal hai

[past garnet]

Gaon me log panic buying kr rhe hai sabse jyada jabki unke paas alternative hai achhe khase

[golden agate]

Ye to hona tha

[woven wadi]

Humate yaha png h

[golden agate]

Mkc america ki

[woven wadi]

No tension

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Isme mai technology ka dosh dunga

[golden agate]

Aur bc america se deal karli

[past garnet]

Na sabke paas internet hoti na

[woven wadi]

Reliance wala ab dollar me kamayega

[past garnet]

Sab itna bkc karte

[golden agate]

Dosh to Reliance ka hai

[past garnet]

Bhai 50% badh gya hai booking

[woven wadi]

Ab dheere dheere waha pe monopoly karega ambani

[past garnet]

Bhai , ye png pure india me kab tak lagega

[golden agate]

Black me mil jata hai gaon me

[past garnet]

Lad milta hai

Maine prepaid booking ki hai

[golden agate]

Hamrey yaha mil jata hai

[past garnet]

2 din se out for delivery bata rha

[woven wadi]

Poora MH tak nahi hua abhi tak

[golden agate]

Tumhare yaha shortage hoga

[past garnet]

MH kya premium india hai ?

" Pure mh me nahi huaa "

[golden agate]

Aur ab to chulha bhi chalu ho chuka hai

[woven wadi]

Abe yaha pe hi nai hua toh India ka bahot door ka h

[golden agate]

TT is on fire

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Whoz tt

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Nahi hai , distribution ka dikkat hai sare gawar pahuch jate hai godown fir delivery nahi aati

[past garnet]

" Yeha pe hi "

[golden agate]

Kya pel raha hai bina ticket walo ko

[past garnet]

Apna job kr rha hai

[golden agate]

Abhi thoda stock hai idhar kuch din baad issue aayega

[golden agate]

Sahi hai bhai

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Haan ,

[woven wadi]

Bhai mera bolna ye h ki pehle poora state supply ho jaye fir toh karenge na india ka

[golden agate]

Ticket Jo check karta h

Chulha chuaka wapas

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Nahi hoga , alternate hai 40% toh apan bana hi lete hai , 60 mese 10-15 % usa , russia wgaerah se aata hi hoga

[golden agate]

America se jo deal hua tha uska kya hoga

[woven wadi]

Bro imagine u hungry at afternoon and temperature is 42°

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Bhai mh ko first priority kyu milegi ye mera kehna hai

[past garnet]

Russia se hamesha aata rahega maal

[woven wadi]

Mf u will die before u eat

[golden agate]

Russia is permanent hai

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2 bar affirmative word

[golden agate]

Foreign minister ko bas laser edit karwana aata hai bass

[woven wadi]

China bhi bhai bangya

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Abey aaya toh uae se

[golden agate]

[past garnet]

1 ship

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China ka jo beijjati hua hai bhai

[golden agate]

Worse foreign minister hai wo

[woven wadi]

Dhurandar 2 ka shooting karega ab

[past garnet]

China is super power., china is this that

[golden agate]

Hahaha aura forming k sath

[dusty thunder]

wow geopolitics

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USA: power is power

[woven wadi]

JioPolitics

[golden agate]

India: Knowledge is Power

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Duniya me bhagwan ho ya na ho

[dusty thunder]

India to vishwaguru hai

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Usa ka president jarur hota hai

[woven wadi]

Dolund ki hawa tight ho gyi

[golden agate]

Do lund

[dusty thunder]

modiji har jagah ni aa skte isliye unhone bhagwan banaye

[golden agate]

Ek India aur ek israel me

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usa wale bade khatarnak hai dosto

[dusty thunder]

rupee aaj 92 gira

[woven wadi]

Usne dhs wali ko nikal dia

[golden agate]

Jew Shia Ram

[past garnet]

Bhai jisko man usko pel de rha hai

Usa

[woven wadi]

100cr k upar ad k liye paisa udaya

[past garnet]

Bina consequences ke fikar kiye

[golden agate]

Wo to baad me usko milega sab

[past garnet]

Kya milega bhai

[dusty thunder]

koi question krne wala ni hai

[past garnet]

Kuch nahi milega

[golden agate]

Ye kaho uski intelligence tagadi hai

[dusty thunder]

sab puppets hai usa ke

[past garnet]

Agale 50 saal tak usa

[golden agate]

Consequence

[past garnet]

Kisi ko aage nahi badhne dega

[dusty thunder]

if you go against usa , regime change kr denge

[woven wadi]

Kiski

[golden agate]

USA

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Kuch nahi hoga usa ka

[woven wadi]

Google discord band kar denge fir

[past garnet]

Jab tak waha liberal havi nahi hote

[golden agate]

Alphabet ka kuch nhi hoga

[past garnet]

Liberal aajayenge jis desh me wo desh chudh jayega

[woven wadi]

Kyu bhai liberal se kya dikkat

[golden agate]

NYC me gaand fatt gayi thi na trump ki

[topaz drift]

hehaaaaaa

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Lad chat rhe hai

I called president

Karte rehta hai

Din bhar

[golden agate]

Tabhi na haar gaye NYC me

[topaz drift]

itni gyaan ki baatein

wow

[woven wadi]

Aisa president hi nai chaiye

[past garnet]

Bhai ek baat bolu

[woven wadi]

Har week pange leta woh

[golden agate]

Neta ho modi jesa

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Usa me us ke president ke liye vote karao

[golden agate]

PR majbut rahe bass

Desh ma chudaye

[woven wadi]

Kabhi israel kabhi iran kabhi uae

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Aur usko choose krne ke liye other countries ke vote karao

Other countries ke logo ka

Bahle hi value 1/3 kardo , ek vote ki

[golden agate]

Epstein file me naam bhi tha modi ka

[past garnet]

But usa ka president sirf usa choose nahi kr skta

Sala pura duniya ka order chod diya isne

Itne saalo se kitna smoothly chal rha tha sab kuch

Faltu ka crisis

Aagya

[golden agate]

Epstein files ka kuch nhi hoga

[woven wadi]

Accha hi hua

Downfall hona chaiye

Tabhi upar jayenge

[golden agate]

Lawde ka crisis, chulha me banao khana

[woven wadi]

[past garnet]

Abey udhr gya tha kuch toh meeting tha

Videos bhi hai uske

[past garnet]

Matari ke asthma hojai

[golden agate]

Haan dance karre the modi

[woven wadi]

Electric Oven exists

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Main reason to switch to lpg was dhuaa

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Haan ye better option hai

[golden agate]

Bill

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Nahhh

It's

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Meanwhile hostel kids

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Budget friendly

[golden agate]

Dhuankash nahi h kya

[woven wadi]

Airfry karle fir

Microwave?

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Abey fir bhi dhyaan hota hai

[golden agate]

Electric kettle me Maggie banate h

[past garnet]

Ketna din

[golden agate]

Achha

[woven wadi]

Maine banayi h

[golden agate]

Press pe omelette

[past garnet]

Maine electric rod se aalu ubale hai

[woven wadi]

Bc bhook lagti h toh ghanta fark nai padta

[golden agate]

Mene bass pani garan Kiya h rod se

[past garnet]

Bhai ye batao sab

Ye war kab tak settle hoga

[golden agate]

2026 me duniya khatam hai

[woven wadi]

Jab tak dolund ka ego satisfy nai hota

[past garnet]

Atleast ye hormuz ka lafda kab tak shant hoga

[golden agate]

Usse pahle shadi baache sab karne h

[past garnet]

Bhai dedo yaar usko nobel

Faltu ka pure duniya ki gand marwa rakhi hai

[woven wadi]

Kis muh se denge

[golden agate]

Mil gaya usko nobel

[woven wadi]

He started 5 different wars

[golden agate]

Trump ko

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Khudka chahiye usko

[golden agate]

Venezuela wali dedi apna

[past garnet]

Usko apne naam ka chahiye

[woven wadi]

Uski patni marti nai usko

[past garnet]

Venezuela ki kaise li bhai

[woven wadi]

Isi liye ego h itna

[past garnet]

Chicha lether kar diya

Udhr bhi toh tha china

Kya kr liya

[golden agate]

Yes best bj ka nobel

[past garnet]

Idhr bhi iran me tha china

Kuch bhi nahi ukhad paya

Usa ka

[woven wadi]

Uska tarrif bhi illegal h ab

[golden agate]

Bob dega usko best bj ka nobel prize

[vast magnet]

Ik 😭🙏

[golden agate]

Tarrif

Whata wordplay

[past garnet]

Nahi re , usne additional 15% tarrif laga diya

[golden agate]

[past garnet]

Tha pure duniya pe

[woven wadi]

Ye first year h uska presidency ka

[golden agate]

LA girls look the same

[keen locust]

Haryana up wale hoge na mostly?

[golden agate]

[woven wadi]

LokhandwalA?

[golden agate]

Delhi Walo apna pollution bhej rahe up shitt

[past garnet]

Trump se abhi bhi trump bhakt Boht khus hai

Just saying

[vast magnet]

Or jab humari ADULTING karne ki baari aayi to AI paani pee gaya, Iran tel pee gaya and job skill maangne laga

[gloomy lance]

Real

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Iran nahi usa pe rha hai tel

[woven wadi]

Na after that ice death they hate him

[past garnet]

Pure duniya ka

[woven wadi]

Pro gun ppl hate him now

[past garnet]

Wo sab toh theek hai

Ye nepal kyu uchhalta rehta hai

Greater nepal bana dis

[golden agate]

Pro gun wale chutiye h

[woven wadi]

Abe sahi h unka

[golden agate]

Nepal ka pm bada cool banda hai bhai

[woven wadi]

Koi bhi ghus jata unke gharpe

[past garnet]

Karma ka dost hai

Nepali log Boht gullible hai

[golden agate]

Unka law pahle se hi chuda hua hai, American history X dekh lena

[past garnet]

Kuch log offend hojayenge

[woven wadi]

Me wahi dekhne wala hoon

[golden agate]

Tu to half h

[vast magnet]

No but tier 3 crowd aisa hi hota hai mostly
Jo bhot career focused nhi hote
Like if I had to go and ask case comp kya hota hai wo bhi nahi pata hoga

[woven wadi]

Edward Norton ka?

[past garnet]

Yaar mai jyada indian hu

[golden agate]

Haan

[keen locust]

Ik ik mai bhi tier 3 se tha

[woven wadi]

I was about to watch it

[past garnet]

Mujhe bharat ke liye matrubhumi type pyaar hai

[golden agate]

Pata h

[past garnet]

Nepal se nahi hai merko

[golden agate]

Acha

[vast magnet]

Abe jo bhi pee raha hai
Mere ghar pe se to gas gayi na
Dono ki maa ka bharosa

[past garnet]

Agar bihar ko nepal se merge kiya , pure nepal ko ek district bana denge

[keen locust]

Yep sab chutiye hote

[past garnet]

Aur pm banenge jaiswal sahab

Aur president banenge chacha

[vast magnet]

It's so shitty bhai so shitty

[woven wadi]

Reference se job lagate aur talented bande desh k bahar

[golden agate]

Acha lawde (Doraemon Sticker hai)

[vast magnet]

Mostly yeah

[past garnet]

Isiliye politics me females ke opinion ko sabse achha mana jata hai

[golden agate]

Don't trouble the trouble. If you trouble the trouble, trouble troubles you. I'm not the trouble. I'M THE TRUTH!

[vast magnet]

Accha laddu (chota bheem sticker)

[keen locust]

Hamare clg mei toh sab chapri hi tha 😭

[woven wadi]

Momta didi?

[golden agate]

🧢

[past garnet]

[golden agate]

Momo diddy

[past garnet]

-1

[golden agate]

🍻

[woven wadi]

We all know they just there to fill quota

Quota aur kota yahi life h

[golden agate]

Asli khiladi to husband hi hota hai female candidates ka

[past garnet]

Ted

[golden agate]

Hmm

[past garnet]

Abey pure nepal ki population hai 3cr

Bihar ki population

10 cr

Merge kar ke dekh le

Kaun hoga pm

[golden agate]

Tej Pratap

[past garnet]

Puri unki politics hi change hojayegi

[vast magnet]

Bhai yk it gets so irritating
Jab aap library ya reading room jaao and there are a bunch of girls gossiping
Gossiping is not the issue par bc Library hi milti hai tumhe bakaiti karne ?;!?!!?

[woven wadi]

1 bihar is enough

[outer gale]

Padhne ka mnn nhi horha

[past garnet]

Apne country me hi wo minority hojayenge

[vast magnet]

Everyday scenes

[outer gale]

[golden agate]

Nepali people are cute

[outer gale]

Samne mid sems h

[woven wadi]

Holi wala kand kya hua

[outer gale]

[golden agate]

Kesa kand

[vast magnet]

Humare na hove midsems

[woven wadi]

Nvm

[past garnet]

Yaar library me pdhai ke bahane sab aajate hai , aur fir perfomative hard work bhi hojata hai khudko khus krne ke liye

[outer gale]

Lucky peeps

Idhar 2

Hote h

[golden agate]

Acha

[vast magnet]

[woven wadi]

No legit there are ppl studying for civil exams

[golden agate]

Ladki tadne jata hai ki padhne

[woven wadi]

After 9pm

[golden agate]

Kesa collector banega

[past garnet]

Mai nHi jata mere paise refund hogye

Balle balle

Sabha sabha

[vast magnet]

College library bolri thi

[woven wadi]

They finish their work and go to library

[golden agate]

Acha

[woven wadi]

Aur me bc dinbhar gharpe pada rehta

[outer gale]

[past garnet]

Bhai personality development bolte hai use

[golden agate]

India me library ki bhi image dusri hai

[outer gale]

Bhai library me too couples apne quality time spend krne aate h

Ac me

[golden agate]

I spent all my money on bullets and knives so I don't have internet at home. If I’m slow to reply, I’m at the library.

[vast magnet]

There are some people who fucking sleep in college library because AC chalta hai usme 😭😆
Not their fault aisi garmi mein koi bhi so jaaye udhar

[woven wadi]

Bc park aur cafe kam h kya

[keen locust]

Ohhh bhaiiii haan i am guilty of ts tho
We used to play cards in the lib but in my defense nobody was reading on the floor we used to play

[golden agate]

Moan nahi karenge kya??

[outer gale]

Wahi na

[keen locust]

W

[outer gale]

Kch kch too dekha h

Let it be

[past garnet]

Real mere city me dating culture nahi hai so baddies library jati hai ,fir waha ek common area hota hai mere Library me terrace tha , and udhr hi hoti hai ladka bazi and ladki bazi , us area ko park bolte hai

[woven wadi]

Ya i would do that fees bhari h itni

[outer gale]

Bruh

[golden agate]

Tum to voyeurs wale nikle

[past garnet]

Facts only

[woven wadi]

Itna chul kya h dating me

[outer gale]

[golden agate]

Me to collge campus me bas mess jane k liye niklta tha

[outer gale]

Haana

[vast magnet]

Hahaha
Mereko to irritation hoti hai
Like bro you can see I'm trying to study but here you are telling how that prof publicly humiliated you

[golden agate]

Har jagah couples dikh jaate the

[past garnet]

Bhai kyu nahi hogi chul dating me sab asexual hi ho kya aap log

[woven wadi]

Me bc football khelne jata tha

[golden agate]

[past garnet]

Badi jalan hoti hai

[woven wadi]

Baki ghanta padhai nai hoga pta h

[golden agate]

ए लड़की अपना सही रंग दिखाओ

[vast magnet]

@keen locust shubhratri
Baaki trauma dumping some other day

[golden agate]

Hamke sharam aawe marde

[past garnet]

Mujhe toh lag rha hai iran jaisa bakchodi ka rha hai hormuz me , sare desh alies and opponents milke isko hi kut denge

[woven wadi]

Kon h ladej

[golden agate]

Iran ki MKC 50 baar

[past garnet]

Sharam tah badhle baa , but hamra badi kharab feel hola jab khub sundar ladki standard type ,yekni se fash jale

[woven wadi]

Iran toh chodo

Taliban ka suna kya

[past garnet]

+1

[keen locust]

Yess yessss good nightttt

[woven wadi]

Domestic violence allowed but not too much

[past garnet]

Bhai ab tu human rights ki baat kr hai taliban se

Kitna dumb sound kr rha tu

[woven wadi]

Ye 2026 me rules nikal rahe

[golden agate]

Dekho bhai, humko ye sab chutiyape me nhi padna tha so no jalan

[golden agate]

Unka purana h

[past garnet]

Bhai maine video dekha hai

Pathar mar mar ke mar dalte hai

[woven wadi]

USA waha kyu nai hath dal rha

[past garnet]

Ladkio ko

[past garnet]

Wohi toh tha

[prime zinc]

Bhai

[past garnet]

1-2 decade tha

Taliban uski hi toh den hai

[woven wadi]

Han

[golden agate]

Tel ka kuwan hai kya udhar

Taliban pahle rebel the unn dono ka

[past garnet]

Han

[woven wadi]

I think if pak didnt exist world would be better placr

[past garnet]

But conspiracy is that

[golden agate]

USSR tha na udhar pahle

Afganistan me

Tabhi USA ka interest tha

[past garnet]

Thi

[woven wadi]

Uranium h na udhar

[past garnet]

Wo bhi high officials

[golden agate]

Hoga

Haan

Militant training

[woven wadi]

So they trained terrors

[golden agate]

[woven wadi]

History toh trump ki niklegi

Bro adding more chapters to future generations

[golden agate]

Trump to gandu hai

[past garnet]

+1

[woven wadi]

+1

[past garnet]

Bhai mukhiya election aarha hai

Soch rha hu

Mukhiya logo ki gand maru

[golden agate]

Mera bhi voter card ban gaya

[past garnet]

Han mera bhi banne wala hai

[woven wadi]

Bjp ayega

[past garnet]

Abey lodu

Mukhiya me bjp congress nahi hota

[golden agate]

Mera yaha Nishad Party

[woven wadi]

Ok

[golden agate]

Aur batao kya haal Pune ka

[woven wadi]

Paisa toh hota h na

[past garnet]

Because khan sir ne bola hai

Jo mukhiya ke against khada nahi ho sakta

[woven wadi]

Kon h pune ka

[past garnet]

Wo gandhi ji ko nahi criticize kr skta

[golden agate]

Tum

Kaha se ho Marathi bhau

[woven wadi]

Bsdk mumbai

[past garnet]

Mai toh tumhare dil ka hu

Cutie

[woven wadi]

[golden agate]

Ohh Navi wale to nahi na ho

[woven wadi]

W rizz?

[past garnet]

Bhai suna hai

[golden agate]

Kya

[woven wadi]

@past garnet og rizzler

[past garnet]

Iran ka naya president

Capitalist hai

[vast haven]

Hi

[golden agate]

Acha

[past garnet]

Kaise ?

[vast haven]

Ha

[past garnet]

Han , khamenei kattar tha but corrupt nahi

[vast haven]

Ramzan me 30 roje rkhne ke baad jab khane ki baari aayi to cylinder hi khtm hogye 🥺🥀

[golden agate]

Mujhe to chahiye ek female leader

Jese italy me h

[past garnet]

But iske bete ke Boht shari hotels wagerah hai uk and uss me

[woven wadi]

Swiggy?

[golden agate]

Acha

[golden agate]

Wo chulhe me bana rahe hai

[vast haven]

Restuarant me hi nhi h cylinder

[past garnet]

Isiliye itna tamasha huaa wrna usa kharid leta use

[vast haven]

Me toh hindu hu pr

[past garnet]

Ab uske bete ko convince kr skte hai

[golden agate]

Acha

[past garnet]

Paise se

[golden agate]

Me Christan hu

[woven wadi]

Bsdk religion dek k lpg milta kya

[vast haven]

Mera baptism hone wala h

[past garnet]

Aao naha lu ganga jal me

[golden agate]

Pese milte hai mujhe

[vast haven]

Ave desh me shortage aagyi 🥺

[past garnet]

Bhai hinduism me Jesus bhi hai

Apan ko koi dikkat nahi

[woven wadi]

Bhai PNG h mahanagar ka no shortage here

[vast haven]

Isumati maharaj

[past garnet]

Christian ko ek caste bana do , hindu ka

[golden agate]

Isha Messiah

[vast haven]

Png toh photo hoti h

[golden agate]

@silent obsidian

[woven wadi]

Piped Natural Gas

[past garnet]

Skrillex ko

Relna tha merko is topic pe

[golden agate]

Peppermint hota hai

[vast haven]

Feets.png

[frosty flame]

heinji

[vocal musk]

any interesting person here?

[woven wadi]

Kiss topic pe

[woven wadi]

No

[golden agate]

Abhi koi simp nhi h idhar

[past garnet]

Bhai ye skrillex aise kyu bol rha tha abhi tak toh pure Maharashtra me nahi aai png toh baki jagah kaise aayegi

[vocal musk]

ew simps aren't interesting

[woven wadi]

Abe tu pagal h kya

[past garnet]

Tune bola ye

[golden agate]

Depends on your level of attention

[woven wadi]

Png kaha banta h dekhle

[golden agate]

Who knows

[keen locust]

@south wasp

[past garnet]

Sirf maharashtra me banta hai kya ?

[uneven tiger]

[south wasp]

@vocal musk hello

[south wasp]

Vc aao ek kin dm kr raha hu

[uneven tiger]

Okay

[vocal musk]

v uninteresting reply

[past garnet]

Bihar ke kuch parts me near Patna and some other districts, png ki pipe lines bichni shuru hogyi thi pichhle saal hi

[golden agate]

yeah that's me

[vocal musk]

wassup man what's interesting about you

[past garnet]

Kya re simp

Ladki dikhi nahi ki rage bait krne laga

Sala simpadri ted

[south wasp]

Idk about that I see very old mutuals

[golden agate]

UnInteresting person ki baat hori

[past garnet]

Attention le rha hai chida ke usse

[woven wadi]

Abe idhar 10yrs ho gaye lagake

[vocal musk]

yeaaaa
class of 2020 of dsc

[golden agate]

Chad smith ka ek stick marunga na

[past garnet]

Iska matlab idhr bhi aa sakti hai na

[woven wadi]

Mumbai me deep ocean se nikalte

[vocal musk]

isse kaun chidhega vro