#general-chat
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abe abhi bhi ro rhi pagal



gharpe supervision mai rho
abe pagal jab mai already ghar pe hi hu toh kahi aur kaise rakh skta hu
😢
Red carpet p bars ni kar paa rhe the catch
Fir bhi to baja in looop
damn
Kyu par
bhenchodddd
omnipresent ni banna kya tujhe
Kya chl rha h bc
lessgooo
onmitrix chahiye mujhe toh
@rancid fractal 🙂
aise ni milegi fir
Wow
market me milti hai dilwa de
Yaayyy !! W first half
Ipl chalu hone wala hai batao
Match?
Itni jaldi
Which Real Madrid am I seeing, 2024
Yess
Bahar se lona?
2022
abe wo original ni hai
Yess
Too early
bahar se lona 😹
Aaj pata chala vote kick hoke kesa lgta hai
😨😨
Valverde for ballon dor
hero watch se ni bante pagal
Bonino bhabhi hto aaj meri baari
Haan
💦💦
Lul
main lead se bante hai
Billi Ruk jaa beech mein mat bola kar
Brahim ne kya assist diya
woh toh mai hi hu
mazakiya
🤔 chal ab server leave karde aur dc delete karke phone pahad se fekde

bhai ye ladke kitne weird hote hai
inse baat hi nai krni chahiye
Sai bat ay
me fr
Agree
sai bat hi krti hu
Tru
hahaha mhu
🤔 chal ab server leave karde aur dc delete karke phone pahad se fekde
abe oye mhu chal
mhu bhi mhu or wo bhi mhu
Rae ye kya ho raha hai, I can’t believe my eyes, ear and nose
mat karo fir
par mhu toh mhi hu na
Aafiatoon
NAHI
Naezy da ba
HAAA
manja
Catfish ha
gusha ara hy
ham ni maante
male role
understandable
Just watch Real Madrid vs Man City live now
bolrha tha acha hua vc se gyi
cute
yessir
DISstracKTion 😜😜
abe yeh kaha se padh liya
text mai ni bolskta kya pagl
Pk bhai aap Bar tender the?
acha lol
😹😹
poorana username tha

han hu
wot to do now
yess ek mod wali id thi aur dusri pe premium ha
Divyansh pandey blog dakhle
ohachaa waoo
ew ye kya hai
yessir
Boa aur rishu dekh rhe the koi haldwani ka haiga
🙂
coolest
Gender hi decide ni h
toh
hi r3
Arre bc
Laadli behna yojna ke liye registration kese karaunga iskaa
Kreative
casio
Hi pk
Halal madrasi ke fan chupreh
Higlado rishuano ka fan hu pagal 😹
Ek baar to win karle
Aap casio pike

Mai toh nhi soya abhi
Lun ki kara jaa rha ha jabsa
Sher kamzor nhi hote jo jldi sojaye
shi hai
Sher ka aaj din khrab tha isliye wo sone jayega
Ki
Tu casio peki

Joe folley why you are scared of love and the problem with modern love ,it's a great philosophical insight in the topic of love
Humesha khrb hota ha
Kya krri ho
??? Books h ye?
Vishi k liye let ho
Video h yt pe
OOO k
kuch ni bas yu hi
Cambridge se maths + philosophy kra ha
Yu hi krleti ho?
Tere p itna paisa nhi h
🤭
Kyu jhoot bol rh
mai toh waise bhi kar du
M hi milta hoon isse
Uski baat krrha ha mai
bro?
🤭
not cool
Ohh book beeks padhi h koi? Tune
Chi ghtiya bnda
New gana kab aa rh ha
me fr
Kafka doesteoskvy ki 2 3 each and netizsche pdhni h
parso
Shi m?
Oye iska naam to suna suna lgra
yt me aaega shi ka pata ni
I have idea about which writer wrote which kind of thing I just gotta read ,current interest fredrich netizsche p ja rha
Professor h old
Lesh go
Hi
Ha wahi h
Hard to comprehend but practical writer
ab ja kyu sunn jor se
hey there
Voi h kya jo vc m sunaya th?
I am using you
haa
Elephant in mind isi ki h?
lemme know when you're done
kyuki teri maa
Acha khana banati hen
I don't have idea
kha jaunga
Lauki ki sabzi banegi kal
Uss beat pe
Khaa lana
Pr mujhe psnd nhi aarha
r3 vc aao yaar
Isiliye nhi sunaya
Tirri singer
Abhi bhi neend aarhi h
Bhari awaz h iski to
Kal aate h
kha jaunga
chud kyuni jata phir
Ok
Chud do
ok
ok
🚼
Send bob pic
Please
Send
2bob pic
Blue nd red bob
Please
Okay ?
Thankyou
🫠🙂
Yh lodu ku leta h penalty
randy
Tu pleures, tu penses encore à moi
Moi j'rêve, je doute encore de nous
Dans l'ciel y a des mirages de toi
L'orage les chasse et désavoue
J'ai plus l'temps d'éviter, mon cœur
J'peux t'aimer à travers la peur
Parfois j'te r'garde dans les yeux
Souvent j'évite ton regard
S'te plaît souviens-toi d'nous deux
Jolie fille au garçon bizarre
Huh
You pray, you still think about me
I live, I still doubt us
In the sky and among the mirages of you
L'orage les chase et disavoue
I live more times to avoid, my heart
J'peux t'aimer à travers l'
Neeche ka kyu rehgya
Niche wala shia ha
True meaning of
Love can't express in words
@sly perch
mera fav mulla
Mulli ni h
💗
hey
Are you finished!?🥵
hey susu break
@wraith hound @thin talon tum dono ke kya plan hai jagna hai?
ya shore ho
mai jaag rha hu woh shora hai
one sided aisa hi hota hai
mai game khelne bhi ja skta hu agar dost aaya toh
ikr
oh
mai bhi options rakhne laga hu
Rest in peace my granny she got bya bazooooooka
😭
aaega vc?
whatever good for u babe
u the best tho
?
<
ye aayega kya
ni bola na usse poocha maine
hijdo ka jamal
chodh fir
ok
🍕
hi

3-0
@outer gale aap grill ho kya
Btado isss Boht zor se simping aarhi h saans atak jayegi nhi btaya toh
lol
@frozen dew aap grill ho kya
Abhi soke utha ek question aagya tumhara Spotify kyu ni ha pta ni kyu raat ke 4 bje ye sawal aagya
Ni
soja
mere sath gandi baatein krlo

@tawdry peak aap grill ho kya
yes
nahi toh
Aap raat ko akele voh wali filam dekhte ho
aap ladki ho?
atharv
yesss
yesss
kuch acha kaam karlo
Batao konsi wali
college mei ho ya school
🍑 🍆
4rth sem
ipu?
4rth sem
Sabji ? Dekhta h
K
smjh jao
:((
Ooo shax shux
cs?
city
aap bhi kya
college
soga se ho kya
ni
Zila gajiyabaad
christ??
apka clg kaha tha
majdoori
yes
kya karne
tum soga mei nahi rehte batao
sexyy
fir kya hai ghaziabad mei
soga kya hota
turab nagar
nooo
south ghaziabad
ye sab suna hai maine
south me chipiyana bhi ata kya
sabse gandi jagah hai woh
waha mt jana
kya pata
ekbar galti se chla gya tha
waha toh woh gaon gaon sa hai na
ghaziabad gaon hai pura
sirf crossing republik
side
achha hai
noida ke paas wala
yar vasundhara vaishali bhi thik hai
ruko dekhta hu kitna door hai
jo bhi hai
all the best
goodnightt
Sui
Hello
hi


Stay here 4 lyf


Itna khush mt ho, I'd yaad h bas
itni baat
Nai Hui thi hamari.
Idk yOu, aapne bola tha you may know me from somewhere 
Banda shanda?


Zi

Chi sale 
arey bc
yhi reh gya hai kya khush hone ke liye? 
Like?
abe @ancient orbit ye udta aujla kon hai
bht kuch
Aujla nhi suna?
and?
gandu udta kon
Tere bobe
@wanton basin
hello
@thorny ridge
tribz no reply


bc samjh nhi aara mera google acc mein 2tb storage kaha se aa gaya


jio se
Petition to Start gif perms in this server
Hi

Good mawwrningg 
Are aaj itna late kaise uthi
Arehh pata hai kal headache ho raha tha aur late bhi soyi rhi na
Achaa breakfast kia
Apko toh pata hai mai breakfast nai krti
Acha han han sorry sorry but yaar Kara kro breakfast aadat banao apni breakfast ki
Acha ji pehl se moti ho Rahi hu thoda kam khana krdia hai palle nai pd raha aapko jo khana khilane m rehte ho mujhe han ?maar khaoge
Acha maar lo yaar aapke haath se maar bhi pyaar lgta hai
Aree areee waah wahhh itna buttering subah subah pagal vagal hogaye ho kya
Han aapke pyar m pagal aur ye buttering nahi hai madam sacchi bol raha hu i love you
I love you too 🎀
Achaaa coffee aur chia seeds piya aapne
Nai yaar coffee nahi piya garam paani aur lemon peeya and raat ko chia seeds soak Krna bhul gayi thi isiliye nai piya
Areee kaise bhul jaate ho maine kal bola bhi tha raat ko soak krlena kyu nahi kre
Areee pata nai dimaag se nikal gaya tha
Ab itne pyaare ho aap apko mai kuch bol bhi nai skta subah sirf coffee aur chia seeds s hi kaam chalate ho aur phir usko bhi nahi peete peelia kro breakfast nai krte toh ye sb
Kal se pakkaaa

Ooo shitt yawwrr
Chehhh

Mai cringe wali harqatein kyu kr rhi hu aapne acha zeee laude k baal tujhe aap bolungi mai shakal dekhi bhi hai kutte k aand ki shakal hai chamgadad k lunde

Subah subah
Bhaiii but kitni dogless ho skti hu mai jo yahaan aakr yap krti apne din k haal sunati

But it's alright I'm happieee matlab sahi h yawrrr ye sbke lafde se dur hai apun khushi ka jeevan kaat rha


Mai thodi si jhalli hu kya
Vaise aaj m hairwash krungi yawwr greasyyy hogayee

Bhaiii but sahi hai ab kya bolu mai

Bhai mere nails lambe hogaye
Kaatne pdenge 22 ko
Laude ka nahi kaatungi maa chudaye 
College m long nails nahi aree bahinchoo
Aree ban upsc ki taiyari bhi krni hai abhi se tb crack kr paaungi
Unprofessional tareeke se nai rehna hai zeew
Proper professional tareeke se rehna

bhai
Ghr jaungi toh books vgerah dekhni pdegi mannn
Like i know i have seen you active 1 sal phele but I don't remember ki kya baat Hui thi or aap kya Ho so can you ring a bell?
Matlab seee abhi se thoda thoda pdhna shuru krungi din m 4 ghante

Subah toh busy rahungi college se aakar rest krke pdh lungi
Matlab maan kr chalo subah 5 se 7 pdh rhi hu phir raat ko 7-8 and 9-10 pdhri
Hogaye 4 ghante


Bhai aur college m aadhe ghante newspaper pdhungi
The hindu k news sahi lgta
Aur editorial bhi pdhna jyada sahi rhega

And then blank page m writing practice krna
Iss semester s Krna shuru pdega
Kyuki agr nai kr paai toh ghr waale bahut taane maarenge aur taane ko chd do mujhe vo power nai mil payegi

Aur han bannna hai kuch faaltu ka pati k paiso p nahi palna hai mujhe

M dilaungi Pati ko vo ni

Women in male dominating fields
Too jake padh nn
sapne dekhri mai
Sapne suhane madarchod k

Pdhne wali toh mai vaise bhi nai hu pati k paiso p assshhh krungi

Pati k paise mere paise we're couple mannn

Phir mtt bolna
Pati marta hai
Pati kaise maarega usko baandh kr usko torture krungi zeee
laude lag gye
Agar pehle usi ne bandh liya toh

Nai baandh paayega
secret technique hai mere paas vo baandh hi nai payega
50 shades of @long pumice

Woww
Whateverrrrr
Maine pottyy Krli heheee majjjeeee acha sa lgra freshieee freshiee

Ab kuch khaungi jaake tanki khali hogayaa
haan jab tak recharge rakhoge tb tk rahega fir gayab

Blue or red
Bhad me
Honeymoon bhi ho gaya

Aao tumhare saath sutti babu
Kidnapped kar liye the sasural Wale mere
Bhad me gaya wo
Ted is chutiya
Theek hu, u tell

Hi ted
Abe lawde

Bht tez roona aarha h
Bhad me

Mreko bhi aara
Achha
Hello
Birthday babbu
acha
Han
Where were you 
sasural me
How is your sasural
sahi hai
@low kestrel
ngl fr satyavachan mkc
i love ted

Hello ji
Chennai 
Hi
Bacardi lemon 

Coastal area
Wao
Coastal area mein toh it's too much
Hi

Bhencoooo iski maakichewwtt
Mai gaand maar dungi bata rhi hu even though I don't have a deakkk lohe k rod se gaand maarunga
Bhaiiii preshan hogayi hu mai ab isseee matlab isn't soooo weirdd
Like seriously wtfffff ewww mannnnn
Mai thak chuki hu ye sb jhamele se ek ek karke murder krdungi sabka

I'm fed up rn kitne time se dekh rhi hu mai kuch bolti nahi toh shaant hu acha zeeee
Aur boltey faaltu ki baatein krti asli sacchi baatein krdi maine toh offend hojaoge madarchodo
Gaandu saale
Bhai kaisa sa haiii sab,, sab log hi chutiya hai kyaa bhai mai shaant hu shaant rehne do kyu irritate kr rhe ho
Mere dimag se bahar niklo furrr Bhakk bhakkk jaaaaa
Bhai Mera dimaag kaatna pdega lya

Bhaiii ewwww mai kaise kya bolu mai pagal vagal ho jaa rhi hu mera dimag kharab horaha hai areee bhaiii shaant shaant
Chillao mat laudooo ajeeb se chillaaa rahe ho shaant nai reh skte
Thik hai mere dimag m tumhari aatma hai phir bhi itni chaosssss
Wtfffff
Shaant hoja madarchododooo

Sone ki deeware mujhe khushi nahi de paaye eeee aazadi dede mujhe mere khudaa lele daulat aur krde rihaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Haawa haawaaa


Ek toh mereko ye smjh nai aataaaa ki peeche peeche kyu bhaag rahe hai ye

Areee bhaago mt rukooo shaanti se dur jaaooo
Peeche nahi bhaagooo
Eeeeeee

Areeeee rukoooo rukooo mai bata ehi
Mai shaant hu shaant rhne doo
Peecheee mat bhaagooo
Areeee bhaiii koi inko rokooo
Isiliye jab raat hojayegi toh inka murder krdungi mai phir maut ho jayegi
🚨🚓
Chennai coastal nhi hai?
Kn
Testosterone hormone
Estrogen 🤤
2 decades ho gaya aaye huye
Mujhe maahi , tashi, aditi ,gaurav, jatin, dadi, chachi , mama , varsha , anshu ka murder Krna hai
Sbse pehle in sbka murder krungi phir jaungi prachi miri, Alfiya , sneha, dolly, reetika, priya ka murder krungi
Dheere dheere in sbko maarungi
Phir jaungi apne hometown udhr bhi bahut log ka murder krungi
Merese jo jo baat krta hai irl m usse mereko irritation hoti hai 
im toh gooood, aap batao? kaisee ho
Bhai dur raho mujhse mai maar daalungi mereko toh tumse farq bhi nahi pdta yawwrr just get lost

Bhai kaise log ek saath Beth kr besties yeyeee bolte ewww mannn mai irritate hojati itna fake banti hu ki log mujhe achi smjhne lgte
Madarchod mereko kya farq pdta tumse tum maa chudao na
Ajeeb hai sab

Bestiesss aji lundaaa

Ye behen k laudeee bestieee behena brocode krte madarchod k bacche bcc insaano khud ki prajati se kyu relation bana rahe pagal vagal ho kya

Ajeeb hai behenchodd

Ek toh ye term bonding acha zeee
pagal vagal ho kya ye mera acha dost hai

Acha zeeee
Ye meri bandi nahi hai soulmate hai acha laude teri aatma m ghus gayi /gaya kya vo

Soulmate lifeline ewwww
Saath phere pyar ajii lunda meta

Ek toh mereko smjh nai aata usdin mummy hass rahi thi uss aadmi k upr bolti hai itne paise hai phir bhi biwi chd kr chali gayi
Aur kyu hass rhi kyuki biwi chd kr chali gayi vo aadmi k bangla hai 52 kamre hai akele rhta hai mast paise hi paise hai
Bhenchooo jo uska majak uda rhe hai na vo aadmi ko lauda farq nai pdta

Ek toh ye jo relations hote hai na sabse bade enemy hote hai like agr tum khud batao mujhe murder Krna hai kisika aur mere andar vo empathy ki feeling ho toh kaise mai murder kr skti gu

????? Matlab thoda toh socho yawrrr
Asliyat m empathy kisi k liye bhi nhi honi chahiye yawwrrr smjhe aap

Maakichewwwww bccc sbki maa chodoo kisi ko nahi chd do

Sabki maa behen ek kroo

Us din jo mara hua safed sa ladka aaya tha jiski laash merese baat kr rhi thi aur mai uske liye empathetic thi , usse bhi maine baat Krna chd dia now I'm free

Ye bhosdika mere ko bolra acha zeeee laude k baal
Gaandu saaloooo
Mereko mann kr raha hai ki murder krdu mere andar gussaaa nahi nafrat aati hai seedha ache se dur raho toh acha hai
Aur kese ho
Maar daalungi nahi toh sbko

Bhai mereko na ajeeb sa lgta hai bhai ewwww
Mai murder krne k liye paida hui hu mai agr kisi ki jaan lungi toh vo aazad mukt hojayega
Mere andar superpowers hai 
But vo kabristan bahut psnd hai mujhe lucky people's jinhe marne k baad vo kabristan naseeb hua hai but yawwrrr jis grave m paint ud gaya tha koi flowers nai rkha tha grave m uss usme pink flowers eise jhad rhe the tree se vo tree usi grave k side jhuka hua tha

But vo chote baccho ko eise dump kiye the

Vo dekh kr acha nahi laga honestly 
Bhaiii aaaaaaaa

Mai bata rhi hu mereko ajeeb lg raha mai maar dungi kisiko
Mereko bhag Jana hai yaha kitna exhausting lag rhaaa ewww mannn
But agr mai peeche dekh rahi hu toh mujhe andhera dikh raha hai aur aage mujhe khoon m lipte hue paise and luxury
But han yaha m khadi hu vaha mujhe safed aur grey log dikh rahe hai jo mere paas aana chah rahe jisse mujhe ajeeb lg raga
Aadhe mar chuke hai poore nahi mar rahe ye log
But teen options m nai khoon m lipte hue luxury k paas jana chahungi
Aagyi bs agyi mai


Ye aagyi mai

Ab han mai luxury m hu aur aage dekh rhi toh mujhe sukoon dikh rhi hai
But han jo mere peeche white aur grey colour m aadhe mar chuke log the vo nahi hai 
So yes I'm happie now

Oo shitt wait
Maine in sbka murder kaise kiya ???
Chaku se ??? Baaton se ??? Ya pyaar se ??

Fake ban kr sbka murder kia maine shyd

Yeyyeeee
Rasta mil gaya 
Pass or fail?
Vo laal khoon meri insaaniyat k hai jo khatam ho chuki hai
what?
Inlogo k nahi kyuki Maine vo aadhe mar chuke logo ko fake aur sweet ban kr raasta se khatam kr dia tha
Cringe


Laal khoon mere periods the yawwrr

Faltu k overthinking

mere periods paise p kyu lge h pr

Maine pad ki jgh notes use kia

500 k note ki silai krke usko pad bana ke use kia


Sogya tha
Bye


Shaddi ki badhai

Cya huo stop crying
Job krow 😡💢
Kuki to blackcaps nikla
Are wahhh



sleep pattern

Match dekhra tha
Me bhi blackcaps supporter hu
Aaj 2 din baad souga 
Fuck indian cricket team
hn hn, yaad h
❤️
🖤
Fuck toh life krri


Hie guyss
football ka match bhi kya kya krwata h 



Yap kro yr, apka to shi h 
Rihaaa krenge kab ??
Space X apni hi toh hai


Ye kya bak dia
@dawn panther

Is level pe to nhi girunga
Pgl hogi h ye
Continue 

why cri
i no feel good


Sorry'
khana kha ke aya tha abhi
Ye shyblabla

Kya

Shi kaha kisi ne, education zruri h 
Tf


Tf is that the 1st thing I read
tune pdha hi kyu
@dawn panther @maiden kiln @north palm icym
Hmare reaction kafi nhi h 
Aansu ko pucho baahon m aao dekh meri jaan tu preshan hai
Mujhe pata thodi tha ye likha hoga
missing saggy ?
Reaction se pehle hi padh li

Missing my peace 
Kal ko riha do gham ko bhulao dekho na kitna aaram hai
No no
Kafi tez ho, life mei bhi bno 
Eisa tu nadan aag se hi pyar tha maut bhi ho aaye toh tu hass kr mare
I can run at 15km per hour speed

Pt nahi hun😭
hello krne mei bhi drr hi lgra
Aakr k betho ab na satao dekho meri jaan hui shaam hai aansu ko pucho baahon m aao kitni meri jaan tu preshan hai

Tf is that name also😭

🥹🙃
Go nd search, wo athlete h 
Baahon m aa soja mujhme tu ghum hoja kal ko rihaah do gham ko bhula do dekho na kitna aram hai
Are wo nahi yaha chat mein

ye kya h
Yr ashleel baatein mt kro 🙏😔
Chats hota h, chatein nhi 😭

Chat mein likj rahi thii😭

Bs bs, andr ki tanu bahr a rhi thi shyd 
Nahiii
sad
Kya bate chsl rahi hain yaha😭
Mai intestine khana chahti hu chote baccho k
Cant read ye sab

Epstein 😭
Rajasthan bacchooo k lulli kaat kr khana hai paka kr
Bol
Mereko to 0.1% lg rha

Ese thoughts ana is not normal 
kya mei sch bol rha?
तू शांत होजा 
Kuch bhi bolta yawwr 
wo thoda curious hu
Pkkaa zeee
By the way mereko boil krna hai ek insaan ko jab tk uska maans Pak nahi jata shredd krungi uske maans ko uska keema banaungi aur haddiyo ko pees kr powder bana kr khaungu

lgta h ye meri recipe likh di
Chote baccho ko boil krna is better instead of boiling an adult

Mereko na chote baccho ki smell achi lgti khane k Mann hota hai
Mei adult hu ya bcha, how uk

idkk mannn
😭 whatt, unki smell se khane ki iccha
Tune smell ni kia kya?
mtlb mei danger mei hi hu
bhagwan ko maanta hai ?



chup ho jati
