#general-chat
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Emoji is crazyy
btao
@woven swallow
.
@maiden fjord ruk ja
mat socha kro

ok
Ye sunke dekho..Ye bhi theek h
Chal Aryan simp mode on krle
.
shadys plot
Off Kab krta h wo
Yehi ki baddies ki kami bht mehsoos hori , koi hai toh Lao uaar
kiska
Kushal gaana matt sun padhai kar
proposal bhi tha ig
Hi deewani ji
Tere p bhi karta h?
Ek deewane ki deewaniyat
necklace bhi
ttps://youtu.be/LmBsyzzX5aA?si=A6B7sPHqpXKu7j4i
What a film
yaha kaha?
H lgake copy paste krlo
ary yrπ
Ye toh uska hi pta

jo aryan ne btaye unme se to koi nahi tha
Aryan se patchup krlia is crazyyy
naam lene se patchup hojata hai kya
Haan 
4 big guys
oh
Ketchup
Gawarliar se hoon
arey
Thoda to inherit hoga hi
Cathcup
π
ok rae
Ash Ketchum
Big gaa big gaa
Sponze bob big ga pants ok
@maiden fjord aja vc khali betha ho toh
nhi to,
π

bacho ke diaper badal rha h?
#liar



This is me 

Gawar liar
Chal ab server leave karde
han. abhi basement mein unke mummy papa ko thodi leke jaunga


ye kya chamru pfp lgai hui hai
nawh
Itte tight jeans to mene kabhi ni dekhe
Abey woh google ka kuch hua Tera, code shode bolra tha
ashwin bhai ki ass kisi din ash mein mil jayegi aur inhe pta bhi nhi chlega
kiska gyat hai ye

Aand ka na gaand ka
gyaan chod rha hai brahmand ka


Koi tv installation wala th ye 4fun guys ki video m
Abey saale tu hi toh bolra tha bey
Abe saale chacha chaudhary k chauthe chooodeee
Bye

Gaandesh madar k laad
Ok
Bhai video call pe dono ek hi saath koodte hai
Http - hypertext transfer protocol
Chatt se
Nahi mai bike chalate huye truck me bhidne wala hu
sed
Bhai thand laagraaa aaj mujhe bukhaar toh nai
Bhukhar nai hai ,mujhe pyaar ka fever chd raha hai
Mai pyaar m pd gayi hh
Mujhe ek buddhe se prem hai 40 saal k buddhe ae


Mereko bolta hai ki merese baat Krna chd toh nai dogi maine bola arehhh jaanu
nahi ji

Majakkk

Kaash m ye chijein kr paati

Hawwtt hai bhayyy professor bahut aaaaaaa
Agronomy pdhu ya uske lips pdhu mai

Owo
Mereko toh lgta hai professor ki assss m agr m spank krdu toh kitna maja ayegaa

Proper shape m dikhti asss professor ki aaahaaaa jab vo formal pehen kr ata toh college

Mai dheere dheere tharkulli nai creepy bante jaa rhi 
Aur han uneven beard tha aaj maine jisko dekha semxy lgra tha yawwr

Mereko mera gala garam garm lgra bhukhar toh nai hogaya mujhe 
Whateverrrrr hawwtt gurlll hu mai
Natural temparature hai zeee

Sapne suhane madarchod k

Ye shayari sunri rona ajata
Pyaar bhi lalach naal kita toh ki kita

Selfless love frr

Ye emotional baatein kaisi chod rhi mai mai play girl hu yawwrr

Vekhegi mainu te sochegi kya tu mitti da banda mai tu taa pari

Ishq di galiya ch khoya e dil ve

Play gurrlll hu mai no love songs
But yawwrrr

Bhai mereko eise boltey ki burden lgta hai ifs krlegi ye hoshiyar ladki hai blabla and all ek baar mid term m first agyi toh ghr wale hoshiyar bolne lage mujhse bhi pucho mujhe ky Krna hai

Mujhe politics journalism travelling m interest hai
Travelling journalism Krna hai

Agriculture kr rhi ab upsc dilaungi district forest officer banne k plan hau
Bhai mai pagal hojaungi
@cinder steppe
Mera sar dard hora bhukhar jaisa lg raha yawwr

Ek toh aise bol diye ki pucho mt aaj bura laga bhai ajeeb sa laga kya batau mai isiliye mai nai jaati kahi

Mereko na mann krta ki mai ek ghr banau apna usi m rahu akele rahu mai
Kisiko mere ghr k address nahi pata hoga
Ek anath ladke ko itna pyar dungi ki vo mujhe apna lgne lgega aur phir usse shaadi krlungi


Billi
Ek anath ashram m jaungi vaha ek anath ko utha lungi

Bhaii but socho na ek anath ladka
Bhai professor k lgta hai mujhe bura feel hota hai uski life khatam hi hone wali hai usko pata hai ab kuch nahi ho skta bss jee raha hai future life sb chali Jaa chuki hai uski dheere dheere old ho raha hai kuch nai kr paa raha life ka

shy blabla aap catfish ho?
I feel so bad mannn
Hanji
Maine usse pucha aakhri baar jab hamari baat huvi toh
red saree pfp hmm
Jab hum aakhri baar mile the mai boltey boltey rone lg gayi thi
when red
kahi too h
Yaya


wot
So yes ek bura aur acha sa sapna tha vo ,bura acha dono maine isiliye bola kyuki sbse pehle bura sapna phir acha sapna maine socha nahi tha zindagi iss mod p ajayegi ki mujhe ye sab sapna lgne lgega but kya krein time eisa hota hai ki sapne jaise lgne lgta hai

Hi
Iske baad mai numb hogayi
kaisa hai
All okay. Aap btaaoo
mai to mast
Mere pimple m pain hora eyebrow k paas huvi hai


Wasapp
Kavita
Kya chalraa
wassup gurl
oo shit
kaisa tha din
wow
Kya ho gya 
aaj achank se gaane sunne ka kaise mn kr gya?
Mujhe ajeeb laage chhe 


Ajeeb in the sense , 
ninni aara aur bhukhar headache lgra

L
Love
Oh yaar take care kar aur soja
Pfp less π @vestal dome


Lost
Is
Love
Yaya good ninni 

ye tg khud chla gya ab
lostt ki pfp cute h
Study less @dawn panther π
This
Is
simping
π tmkc

sbki hoti h π
Good night
wow
okie
@crisp frost tu akele hi sun, mei ja rha 
kya wow


Maa
Thanks
Ninni incoming
Me outgoing
sleep welll
@elder lynx Uth ja mere bhai, esi konsi smadhi mei h tu 
kafila
@graceful arch gayab h
Ashwin bhai to wese hi badnaam h
Asli simping to isne chalu kar rakhi h
U too
ok
kch h hi nhi bhai usme
Server admin ka naam btana ek baar
Good night kissi lo π
office job etc
timepass wby
Dhawal 

timepass onli yr
Whatβs newww
Tag gya hogga uspe ab
Yess , I've recently used it in some poem toh 
updates

Teri wajah se lostt ne pfp hi hatali
Agar is nerd corny lame billi ko cute lgri h to
Kitni hi bekaar hogi

bhnkelodekartik


briyanibykiloke14
Kya mast bol dia mene aaj to
kuki or kartik shadi krlo
@cinder steppe ki krwao
Ladka ladka shadi
ek dusre ka pegging krte rhna
Pehle
Karcha tu krdio
kr dunga
Stage ka
Merko beech me kese lare ho oye π‘π’
tum or kartik hi shadi kroge na
Officially licensed gay ni hote india me
bhnkelodebilli
Behnkalinda
Bhainatatta
Boa
Vou

Saggy too
Wassup chat
Kutton ne concert shuru kr diya
Hi srizzty
Watpad chat
Watpad bhaii
ππππππππ
Wataudoin
Bc Bengali aunty ke fuck stories likh raha usmein koiπ
Aren't y'all stressed about LPG shortage
Will sleep in a few Mins , insta pe bkchidi krra
Dhawal
Koyila le banayenge
-_-
kya hua
Extraction mein bhi fuel lagta
Sticks and dry grass
Tigershroffs there to fill the supply crash πΉπΉ
Boht paad ta ha
Bahankalinda
Artery how are your Sanskrit classes going
i am so dead
Suddenly I'm so stressed
Abhi sojao
zyaada kaam karliya?
Yess just thode Der mein , Kal Pura din Beach pe ghumunga
Ok
Toh need some good rest and sleep
Ok
They are going terrible as aajkal sbko angreji bolni hai
Bade chutiye bache hai woh log
Ladkiyan sari mera nivedan h aap sab se jis beach me ashwin dikh jaye usse dur bhag Jana

nhi i am exhausted mentally
Nahi hoti haii , jis beach pe Mai jaunga it's blue flagged beach toh only families dikhengi mostly 
Bruhh need h to log to seekhenge hi
Mostly interviews English m hi hote h
It's not abt english it's Abt the necessity
Ok
kyuu something happened?
mujhse ni socha ja rha
soja tu
mai to dekh dekh sheesha sharmaandi firu su
match h
@low kestrel dukkar pls dont watch match


aakhya maya teri kaali jo beren
teri foto wallpaper pe laandi firu su

teri chubti si aankh sharma gaya na beren

gora gora chaam tere kaale kaale baal meta doob gaya tere billi billi aakhiyan mai beren
manne dil ka tu laage ameer chhore re
Abey o toone script nhi bheji abhi tk

Gore gore chamme me kala kala mukhda
aage ka nahi aata
Sone gaya th na
mai toh dekh dekh sheesha sharmandi firu su
Beach ke liye

Saale ek hafte pehla bola tu
@south wasp 
Sone jaa
laa ke chhati ke keh de na i love you
Go
chhore tere ke saans atak rhe hai



Oooooo
Tere layi
tere liye ki ki nahi kareyaaa
Ki ki nhi kareyaaa
For real 
abhi 10m mein match h

Doordie πΆ
Shi h, match dekh fir
more like existential crisis
wo to mujhe ho rha tere se pehle
Hackwaaa 

sutta fook aa
Kattar
Dinesss majha mitr 
krdi na nshedio wali baat
kasa ahes you
don't sutta fook no matter how hard life gets
Pehchana? Ya pretending
i wish i was in nashe rn
gaane sunne pdenge ab, tune gaana yaad krwa dia
would have made life easier
Me Changli ani tu? 
M

tbh mujhe yaad nhi
Eisa kyu hota hai ? Tere jaane k baad lagta hai haathon m reh gaye tere haath tu shaamil h mere hasne m rone m

tenu sutta fukeya
mi pan khub chhan, how you here miss u i
tune*
nashe to uske hote the na tujhe?
No worries

shraab
okies
Are Aaj tribs ka call aya tha yahan. Achanka se. I couldn't pick up
tenu sutta fukeya

Uski ankhon mei?
tune*
chup hoja lodu
merko ane to de phele

100 cheeze kam hai ek aur yaad dila rha
sutta kyu fuka tune dikkat?
mere nain ne sharab diya do botlan
he don't call me

Kitni
Ik you from somewhere ig
i didnt

sach?
Abe bhai
Chl nikl le ab 
bol
When did you talk to him last?

pinky promise kar


Few days back, he was drunk π
Aap kaun?
Who is pinky in chat 
Sip sip piwe 
Aaj bhi hoga shayad 
Jaddo akhaan kra bnd
aa na
BATA
usko maine bola tha vc aana lekin aaya nahi
NA
doordie ka naam bhagwan pr nhi hota to jo gaali khata ye
Je aan ke tu chhede
DIKKAT
kasam se
Mere dil wale saaz
Bs tu hi tu hove
My loop song abhi 2 din se
tune fooka????

pendi a fer dhakk champion
I was surprised to see the call btw. Pata ni Kahan se yaad aye usko hum aaj 

@crisp frost bolo kaun ho tum? Bolti kyu nahi
bete ye gaana to loop pe sun ke chhod bhi diya meine 
whstap karta hai hum usko lekin woh late reply krta hai, he no yaad karing me
Bolta*
Kidhr ja rha 
ok
Abhi toh bole you spoke with him few days back 
he drunk then he text randomly
khu ch chhaal maaran
chlna naal?
Sache dost hi nashe me yaad krte hain 
Need to learn form you
teach me your ways
What no
Hindi bol reh
text krta hu usko firse
Dinesss sutte k paise kyu badha diye itne 
8rs increase hoing mai gareeb hoing 
Catch*
340 se seedha 480 bc 
I am tg was tg and please ask my pronounce before mentioning my pronounce
You mean pronouns
pronounce πππ
tune pi matlab 
i wish marble
bohot gareebi aagayi, mai abh chota light phooking 12rs
life would have been easier
kar pinky promise
jan 31 se sober
I am sorry I pronounced your pronounce wrong 

haan
i thought daru
sutta
Yes potato tomato same difference
madarchod anuv kyu chl jaata hai

train h kya?
Life time chln nu tyar si oh, tu hi picche htt gya 
Usko poochna call kyu Kia tha some reason ya aesei jb mile. Hume pata ni kab milega
bkl
a rha h ya nhi?
vich pardesaan, beh gyo jaa ke
In sajjan ko kya dikkat h
Kon sajjan
Kha hai
reply incoming ho pehle toh
Dikh nhi rha
Ohh han my bad
Ofc aaunga

Golakar bacha
Haan theek aahe
Ya jam ayega?
yoo
Ye sv ?
how your life going
kyu pi
Jam keh rha
Jeewan me ruchi kum horahi h dheere dheere 

Ttne paise mere pe nhi hai
Tch tch, get good yaar
sutta bol rhi hu dikkat
Kr join jockie, aya mei

Ye primium is good

Prem is good 
tune pi rkhi h
Prem is better 

Usne kyu nhi bola kbhi 
bol
Kon kon match dekh raha hai
Because they were not yet ready to receive the kind of love you would give them
@frosty flame
nhi na
ye tera dimag to nhi h 
Who r u supporting
obv

man city for the win
Me dekh rha hun IPL 2025
This is what I tell myself everyday soo

Less go city
Demn, shi h

Aapki mummy apko maarti nhi kya
yes
city 4-0 pel do hume
Nhi papa marte he isliye ipl dekh rha hu 
Yes khatam kar do, koi hope nhi chahiye second leg tak
Ab aafia or ps bhai esi baatei krenge jo smjh hi nhi ayengi 
yes and arbeloa out


yes
Hehe
Mard jaat comft bhi nhi kar sakti

Ipl ke time ana, tb thoda baatcheet hogi 
yh sb kon dekhta
aise kon bolta hai
mard jaat is meant to just work, bcz kaam nhi krega to duniya nithalla bolegi, ghr wale 4 baat sunayegnge, or fir tu frustrate ho jayega 
Aaj ka itna hi gyaan
Woh toh waise bhi nikal do
bhai
@thorny ridge hnn ab batao kon ho aap ?
Same question, mujhe bhi nhi pta π
But she remembers me


nhi krega sack reason do isko
Everyone remembers you
shi mei, usko yaad hu, esa pehli baar hua

pi rkhi h?
Hnn har bar reverse hota hai na
@thorny ridge summon
Hi mommy

Dry state so can't do that unfortunately

Black mei to milti hoti for sure
Kam karo fir bhi sunne milta hi hai
Exactly
saigesh 
Kaise ho

To risky abhi 1.5 lac diye dost ne chutne ke liye


Or kro msti
Mei to pita nhi
Ye gaana sunio

Pg mai pe rha tha kisi ki gand jal gye usko invite nhi kara to usne complaint kar di

Abe ye ldkiyon wali hrkt ldke krne lg gye 

Whi


Aagyi mai
i didnt
Ladki hai na
thik hai ja
after match i will get back to u
.
.
I'll be asleep by then
mtlb verified
Nana shiyad woo nhi hai ye matlab pata nhi merko
Yusss

smjh gya mei, itna hi kafi h
Discord tea is not good enough for me I enjoy my frnds tea now bas
bestt bhai, ye dc mei ab wo baat nhi rhi
adhi janta to bs usi ke liye h yha, smjh ja bs 
Yup the smile that comes to my face when I listen to my few frnds yapp hits different
Lols 4 of the people I was close with got that due to dc soo ... Ig it works

enjoy kr fir bs, ye time bhot jldi khtm hota h
Everything works if you try enough ig
laadle tera to case hi alg h
Pr sirf tb agr samne wala value kre
Yup will try to cherish that ofc but memories fade
nooo, time chla jata h, but memory hi to rehti h hmesha
Just pour someone with the attention of a lifetime then zero that attention and let them do the rest
konsi correct punzaabi hai
Meri baat nhi ho rhi hai na abhi

i see
krna bhi mt, mere samne flashback a jayega
been that done that

Last one, but usse better ye bolo, meri gall sun
Fk i was soo dumb
i miss ur duos
Was? Abhi bhi h 
Bc itna to mai bhi nhi karta
bhai jhut to mt bol, raat ka time h
But I like this dumb woo wala dumb was hurting my soul
I really don't
True, dimag khrab hota hoga
Sachi
Oki
areyyy haaann tanks
@proper meteor hi 
@frosty flame khotteya meri gall sun
ye wala sbse best h
Hellow
tanksss
Ye commands kidhar se de rhe ho aaplog
Uske commands section mei
Wait mei ping krta hu
I will copy this line fragile like a bomb not like glass
kaha gayab
Gaane hi aise hai 
Aap kaise ho?
true, but mei waise puch rha tha
Okayish sa, wby
Acha acha π bas thoda screen time kam karne ki koshish aati hun thodi der ke beech beech mein
Why okayish 
I see, prep chl rhi mtlb
life it is
abhi gaali sunke aai hun dost se do din se nhi hui padhai
Hmm ic 
areyyy, pr kisliye, na pdhne ke liye?
Kya smjh liya 
Hn mtlb maine hi aisa bola tha agar lage na padhungi toh remind Kara diya kar so yeah
han
@rancid fractal ye kya kardiya valverde π€―
Just life 
fir to 3 extra pdni chahiye
smart
theek hai na
Exam when?
goodnight dasso fir mai jaundiya
ΰ€¬ΰ₯ΰ€²ΰ€Ώΰ€ ΰ€΅ΰ₯ΰ€²ΰ₯ ΰ€ΰ₯
im samay
May 
ik, wo to check kr rha tha yaad h ya nhi 
Tham jao bhai thoda 
Seee midnights bio
goodnightt
Bro wtf πππ
good nite sweet dreams
hehe 
ΰ€€ΰ₯ ΰ€Ήΰ₯ΰ€ΰ₯ ΰ€΅ΰ₯ΰ€²ΰ₯
Good boy
Ye achanak se gaane ki quality better hui ya mera network sahk hua
Level 15 mera nahi aapka hai
Mujhe kya pta, ask her
Arey arey crazy
ye gaana hi bdhia h
Usko to dikat thi bhi nhi 
Hn wo toh hai hi
pr ik usko h
yeppoos
π
Terko hi chul mach rhi hai

Wo to vc ke kaaran 
thik h, ab chup ho ja

Ji didi did you feel uncomfortable when I told dd to check your bio ?
Abe ese kon bolta h π
Nah bro chillax

Btw dd lmao π

Arey arey
Vc se yaad aaya koi vc aara
Didi bol rha na ab kya

I used to call hi Dora the first time we met but hi was uncomfortable with that so i changed
Bol
Shakal kya bana raha
Ayein
ni btari
But why dora
Batao plz
use sikha rha tha 
Kya
First time was nice I had to do it twice
Whi, logicless answer ayega abhi
What

First time was nice I had to do it twice
aapko akele mai bta dungi
match pe dhyaan do
Kya bolu mai 
Arey hn wo smjh gai thanku 
Ek to ye rae
Match ka hi h
Dinbhar
πππ

What the hell!!!
Dikh jaati hai
Lol yeah
maachudale merse apni
Kuch kaam krle rae
I canβt believe it
welcomes
Koi aara kya
Chi lesbian
Valverde striker or wot
Bichara answer hi nhi de pa rha hai
Am I dreaming
Aaj kartik ni dikhra idhr
Mbappe u stay in Paris
speechless krdia, kl speechfull ho ke ayega
Rae-bies kahi ki
Humesha to hota hai
We got valverde now
@last moth dd need to rain check woo upar wala dost ne call kar diya emo kar rha hai hope to do this again soon
Vc mein tha
Abe o
Faaltu nhi
Hmm pure din idhar hi hota hai
Arey chala hi gaya wo toh
Mbappe stay in Paris
Ok bro, itna formal kyu ho rha π
HR nhi hu mei
Hmm sori
Speechless hogya isliye
Vc bata
Mere velle log kidhar hai
π π
Because Dora felt cute no reason required other than that
Aap.job karte ho na ya cllg ke finals mein the bhool gai
mujhe kya pata kaha hai 
Sher to bilkul Vella ni hai
Aww
Yaar ye toh aapke sath flirt kr rha hai @last moth 
abe mai suspend me reh jaunga
ok
Become formal is respectful and i respect you.
wo gay h na, to thoda control nhi kr pata 
abe oye π‘
Respect bhi kr rha hai dekho
Ro matt vc aa
me too
Kya be oye
pehli baar pdh rhe ho na convo
Should I also start calling you bhaiya now

Hn ππ
π bhaag ja saale, chappal se marunga ab
Less goo
Rukja thodi der 
aap supervision mai raho
gussa matt dila
Tbhi, ye normal h abhi
There's a dead lizard in my cupboard
What to do, how to get rid of it
The stenchhh argh
How about chacha
Ruk gayi
Kuch bhi paal liyo pr veham mt paal liyo 
Someone cold me Kaka kuch time phele π π
Gud 
Age wise to hu hi


ni ghar pe khush hu
Bhaag gayi πββοΈ
Tu mujhse bda h 
Qawali lagaun??
cry bout it
Better advice dedo yaar
Crying about it
Now what to do
hn hn
I was at a vending machine bolta hai kaka online nhi chal rha hai aap paise lelo cash hamare online kar do
Delhi mai hai tu
Delhi se to sabko bhaagna hai
tu khush h na, to mei bhi khush hu 
Hn but raat ko ni 
π π π
mere se jyada expectations ni rakh rhi?
Okii
ab chup ho jao ekdum
@last moth
Jo log pk se advise lete hai unko dekh ke samajh aa jata wo zindagi ke galat raaste pe hai

Lol
nothing